12x17 - The Girl with the Diamond Earrings

[bunniefuu]

Previously on
"The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

Did you read anything about
Erika this morning?

The article said
that she has $750,000 earrings.

If those earrings were paid
from the company,

that needs to go back.

Cheers, everybody!

all: Cheers!

- Yay!
- Aspen!

[laughter]

Look how cute this is!

- Kyle, this is so cute!
- Oh, my God.

This is literally
the Aspen house.

- It has an elevator.
- There's an elevator!

This is the master upstairs here.

- Wow. This is the down...
- This is where the party is.

- [chuckles]
- Pull them up.

I feel like a baby.

I'm very happy
I'm staying in a hotel.

[chuckles]
I'm protecting them from me.

Why did Garcelle unfollow
Erika on Instagram?

Because she called me a liar.

- Yeah, it's not all kumbaya.
- No.

I haven't heard you all
say one thing to her

about calling me a [BLEEP].

[laughter]

The way she does things,
it's just very slithery.

She had two miscarriages
that she hid from everybody.

So why didn't you understand?

It's a.....ing hard thing
to talk about.

The [BLEEP].
I'm gonna go.

Uh, yeah.

you and your crocodile tears.

[sobbing]
Enough about that.

That's a lot.
That's a lot.

I'm not being dramatic.

I don't care who you are,

nobody wants to hear that.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

♪

I'm gonna have more coffee.

God knows what it'll do to me,
but who cares?

Hello.
- Good morning.

I have a question:
do you have any more stevia?

Let me see.
I mean, this...

please look at this.
- Oh, I see it. I see it.

- Oh, okay.
- I see it. I found it.

Oh, happy day.
You got two boxes.

Okay, good.

I'm not over the shoes
that my sister arrived in.

I sent a picture to Paris
and Nicky, and I said,

"Just so you know, your mom
showed up in Aspen

with these shoes on
with socks to her calves."

♪

Those are your shoes
that you...

you went through the airport
like that?

- Yeah.
- What if people recognize you?

She's out her.....ing gourd.

I don't even want them
in my house.

All right,
well, they're dirty,

maybe we should wash them.
- I'm not washing them.

Those are from...
those are her hotel slippers.

Oh, is this Sutton's roller,
or is this yours?

- That's my roller.
- Ugh.

Oh, I love this roller.

The level of exhaustion
is beyond.

Yesterday was a long day.

And plus,
Diana was just out of control.

She was in pain.

You hurt...
it comes out as rage at times.

Well, after what happened
last night,

thank God Diana wasn't staying
at that house.

Hi! Hi. Cute.

Do we have the sa...
oh, no, I was...

- Hi, ski bunny.
- These are, like,

the most comfortable sl...

You're not a ski bunny,
but you look like a ski bunny.

- Well, are we gonna go skiing?
- Yeah.

I'm gonna go snowmobiling.

I've had three knee surgeries.

I can't have a fourth.

Has anyone heard
Kathy stirring?

- Nope.
- No, I haven't.

No stirring from Kathy.

We're talking about,
obviously, the obvious.

I'm gonna sit
in the middle here.

- Yeah.
- Oh, my goodness.

I'll sit here, be cozy.

Talking about Sutton
and Diane, that whole thing.

Like, when I talk with Sutton
one on one,

I totally get her humor.

She shares a lot with me.

And then when we're in a group,

I often find myself thinking,
"I can't figure her out."

You're right.
One on one,

there are great moments.

And then she 180s
and becomes

something completely different.

- It's very high school.
- It sounds so stupid

and trivial...
classic mean girl stuff.

- Ha, ha, ha.
- Honestly, if I say

I'm gonna unfollow Erika,

that's being.....ing mean.

[dramatic music]

- I got a good night's sleep.
- Good.

Last night was rough, for sure.
- And, you know,

I'm not here to cry.
I'm not here to fight.

I'm here to enjoy the snow

and learn new things,
like how to snowmobile.

I think this is a good exercise
for me...

- Okay.
- And be challenging

to ourselves.

It's gonna be challenging
because we're picking up Erika.

- For us both!
- For us both.

I was really hurt
being called a liar,

and I did something about it.

And that was to unfollow her.

Erika called me
a very bad name.

Erika, we don't have to
be friends.

- That's okay.
- Great.

That's fine.

But let's challenge ourselves
on the snowmobile

with our non-friend.

"With our not friend."
That's hilarious.

Just go and have fun.

[upbeat music]

♪

You can't come skiing, Storm. No.

Hi.

Oh, you look so cute.
- Thank you. So do you.

When are we leaving?
- I'm gonna go check on Kathy.

Kathy?

[mischievous music]

We're going skiing.

♪

What am I supposed to do
with my clothes?

There's no hangers.

If you...you have a real sick
thing about hangers.

There's just clothes on them.
I can move them.

Kyle, please, look.

There's not one inch
for me to put one thing.

- Look. What are these?
- But where do I put them?

Where's room to put anything?

I'm getting rid of some of
these things, making space.

I mean, how much space
do you need?

You said you were going to.

I don't know
what to tell you.

This is not a big house.

No, it's great.
I'm very comfortable.

I had a great rest.
- I mean.

Do you know that Dorit,
at midnight,

went over to Diana's hotel?

- It's...what...
- Yeah, slept there.

If I'm in a house
that's triggering my anxiety,

I'd leave.

I cannot believe you went

over there at midnight.

Kyle, I had no choice.

I felt so uncomfortable.

And so Diana texted me,
"I have an extra room."

It's in a very,
very safe building.

I also think Dorit
really likes nice hotels.

She wants her Aunt Kathy.

Hi, honey.

So, um...
- She's gonna be staying here,

so don't let her out.

When you leave,
shut the door properly.

And those slippers you wore here,

they need to go in the trash.

My feet hurt.

Well, too bad.

I love you.
Don't let my dog out.

♪

- Hello!
- Hey.

Hi, guys!

Let me see what
everybody's got on.

Wow, I love it.

Down to the
mother.....ing helmet.

No one can accuse you
of not going all out.

- Yeah, exactly.
- Hello.

- Hi!
- Hi!

Are you guys ready?

- Ready.
- Why don't you come with us?

- I would love to...
- Wish you were coming.

But I'm snowmobiling.

- Wish you were coming.
- Take a lot of photos.

- Yeah, it's going to be dope.
- Have fun.

- Bye, guys.
- Be safe.

Bye, Erika!
Text us if you need us.

Aw, you guys have fun.

♪

I want to challenge you
to look at it

from a different point of view.
- Okay.

Don't go into it looking
at her as you non-friend.

She's my non-friend.
It's cool.

'Cause I think if you...

If you go into it that way...
- How would you go into it?

Yeah, but she's going to go...
no.

- Have fun.
- She would go in.

She's a non-factor.

Just go and have fun.

[upbeat music]

♪

And there you have it.

My non-friend.

♪

Hello.

Yay.

♪

[upbeat pop music]

♪

Wow, I haven't been
in the snow in a while.

Kyle, is that the mountain
we're going?

No, that's Ajax.

Okay, I'm gonna hop out
and get my skis,

and then I'm gonna meet you
guys back in five minutes.

...is a full mountain;

beginner to, like, little kid.
No, you'll be fine.

I'm the only one who hasn't
been on skis in 20 years.

- No pressure.
- No pressure.

I am secretly freaking out
in my head.

As I've gotten older skiing,

like, I actually
take it easy more.

Like, I don't need to prove...
like when I was younger,

I would like,
barrel down the mountain.

Now I'm just like,
I want to enjoy it and relax.

Oh, my God.
That is so green.

Green. So green.

Oh, my God,
we're like Christmas.

Or Mexico.

Orale.
- Uh-huh.

Good to see you.
- Yeah.

Oh, I'm so excited.
Need to put my skis away.

- Oh, Diana. Diana!
- Diana!

- Hey!
- You're here!

Are they...oh, my God.
[laughs]

- Oh, Diana.
- Here we go.

- Hi, Diana!
- Diana!

Hi.
- Hi.

- Hi, mama.
- That's it, Crystal.

How are you?

Well, the oxygen,
and then we also...

you know, I felt, like,
an energy after last night.

You get in bed
and you're like...

my mind kind of, like,
replaying and erasing.

Ay-yi-yi.

Just trying to be civilized
for a while.

For a long time.
For two months.

I thought you were saying
last night you were.

[laughs]
- No, no, no.

"I was trying
to be civilized."

She comes after people

when they are, like,
at their weakest.

It's unforgiveable.

It just came out of me,
and you can't take it back,

but I stand behind it.

I think we're all kind of

on the other side
of where we were.

Well, are you ready for this?

Erika and Sutton chose snowmobiling.

- Coming back alive.
- Try to keep it...

by the way, I can't even...
[laughter, chatter]

I cannot even picture Sutton
on a snowmobile,

let alone with Erika.
- [laughs]

Well, sure is quiet in here.

- Coming up...
- Diana's gonna be at dinner.

What are you gonna do?
- I'd rather sit next to Erika.

Okay.

[upbeat music]

♪

- How's it going, guys?
- Hey.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Welcome
to the T-Lazy-7 Ranch.

You guys ready for some tours?
- Yeah.

Awesome, come on over.

We'll get you in some helmets
over here.

Okay, not all of us
is that excited.

Oh, don't be nervous.

So let's get
some helmets going.

As we're putting the helmet on,

use these straps here
to help pull it on.

I'll let you do it.
Give it a try.

- Uh-huh.
- How's that feel?

- Good.
- Awesome.

Oh, Lord, wait a minute.
I can't see.

- [laughs]
- Ow.

[goat bleats]

♪

Aw, look.

Who has operated
a snowmobile before?

Any of you guys?
- No.

Well, perfect.
Welcome to the ranch.

It's gonna be awesome.

We're gonna have
a great day today.

- You're so positive.
- They are easy, though, okay?

So I gotta be positive.
- Hi, guys.

You're so cute.

Animals give me calm,

kind of like Jesus.

You're too fat.

They give me
little lessons like,

"You're not gonna die.
Erika's not gonna k*ll you."

It's gonna be okay. Whew.

So as we're turning,
we're gonna lean

into that.
- Oh, my God, really?

And the same goes
for the left-hand side.

We're not doing any
of the little head nods.

We're really
gonna get in there.

We're going action sports
out here today, okay?

I am offended.

Mm, I don't have any food.

Sutton missed
the entire instruction

on how to drive the snowmobile.

All right,
I'ma sit on this baby.

♪

- You guys ready?
- Is mine on?

Let's roll.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Oh, girl!

Slow...
- [laughs]

I love this position of power
that I'm in.

- No, girl.
- Just love it.

Slow down, slow down,
slow down, Sheree.

You know what?

You don't have
to go over the bumps.

Wow.
So pretty.

- [laughs]
- I swear to God, Sheree.

- No hands!
- Sheree!

- Uh-oh.
- I swear, no sh...

[laughs]

♪ I'm with the crew

This is like
a roller coaster ride.

♪

Oh, but look how beautiful
this is.

Stop looking behind you.
Slow down.

I'm calling an Uber
on the way back.

♪

- Hey, how are you?
- Hi, good.

How are you?
- Hi.

- Good, thanks.
- Back with the snow pants.

- Yay!
- Glad y'all here.

- Thank you.
- Whoo!

- Is this everyone.

- No.
- We have two more.

We have two snails
that are joining us.

Hi, girls.

You wanna hold something?

I'm good.

- Gotta acclimate.
- [sighs]

I grew up skiing.

I'm self-taught,
no instructors.

You know,
my dad bought me skis

and said, "There you go."
[chuckles]

"Get down.

Survive all the way
from top to the bottom."

- What's up, ladies?
- Hi, honey.

We're right here.
Perfect timing.

- Whoo-hoo!
- Hi, Mau!

♪

- Hi, honey.
- How are you?

I'm okay.

So excited
to have y'all here.

Let's go skiing.
- Let's go!

- Yes, sir.
- Okay.

So we're going three and three?
- Three and three, yeah.

It's been a long time
since I've been on skis.

- Oh!
- I'm a little bit nervous.

If you've not been on skis
in 20 years,

it's a little scary.

Hopefully it feels
like it's coming back.

Now all I can think is,
"Okay, don't break a leg."

♪

Oh, my God, this reminds me
of the gondola in Hong Kong.

I know.

Were you with me
in the gondola?

Of course, I was,
and I was terrified.

Oh, my gosh,
I'm really freaking.

I don't like this.
- No, no, no!

[screams]
- Stop, God, you guys.

Respect it.
- It speeds up, really?

No!

♪

Guys, is this
what we're going down?

Yeah, easy breezy.

[chuckles]
Girardi's like, "It is?"

[chuckles]

♪

I'll get your poles.
You just...

[laughs]
I got you, my little child.

Get 'em frazzled.

♪

Whoo, let's do this!

Do you want to carry them?
You ready?

Independence, Mommy, independence.

All right, guys, let's go.

♪

Oh, God.

I'm already over it.

This is a good group
of skiers.

Me and Kyle and Rinna
and Diana.

We're all, like,
serious skiers.

Oh, God.

The worst is gonna be Dorit

because she hasn't skied
in 20 years.

I just know
I wanna beat everybody.

That's all I know.

[upbeat music]

♪

[laughs]
both: Ooh!

♪ We made it!

Oh, golly. Oh, golly.

Here comes Miss Daisy.

Sutton.

- I'm coming. I'm coming.
- Whoo!

The hardest part is getting
this helmet off.

All right, guys,
who wants some hot drinks?

[cheering]
- Tequila, tequila!

Let's get
some hot chocolate going.

Tequila, tequila!

Do you guys want
hot chocolate, hot cider,

or hot tea?

Hot wine.

Can't operate motor vehicles
and drink.

- Oh, that's true.
- Come on now.

That's so true.

♪

Oh, I need a water.

- Bloody Marys first.
- Should we wait for Dorit?

Oh, sh...
Okay, I'm gonna squeeze in.

Did you want me
to squeeze in?

Yes, I do. I can go in.
Want me to go in?

Bloody Mary.

I'll take it.
I'm not gonna...

I'll take one.
Ooh, it's a good-looking one.

Yeah, it is.

- Oh, we're missing Dorit.
- Yeah.

I'm gonna keep an eye out so
we can show her where we are.

Oh, Lord have mercy.

[quirky music]

♪

There she is.

[all cheering]

I am very proud of myself. Very.

- You should be.
- Dorit, you did a great job.

- No, I'm very proud of myself.
- And your...

We are very proud of you.

Your form is amazing

and you just picked it
right back up.

I'm a fearful person, though.

Yeah, but you're fearless skiing.

I know.
I feel very free up here.

- I know.
- You know,

when we were dating,
this is what we did,

and he gave me the confidence

and got me to be
a better skier.

- That's amazing.
- It's like we have so much fun

when we're together up here
doing this.

The other girls, I'm sorry, are
not having as much fun as us.

No way.
[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪

I enjoyed that.

Yeah, that was
really beautiful.

That was really fun.
Very beautiful.

Yeah.

Not gonna lie,
I got a little nervous.

I am staying
in the safety zone today.

- Last night was rough.
- It just got to me.

Well, listen, anything can
get to anybody,

especially in this group.

Diana was tough, and...

And it got to her
last night too.

It got to everybody. Everybody.
When we're tired...

I didn't do anything to her
last night.

No, no, I'm not saying that.

Just hear what I'm saying.
- I haven't seen her.

Whatever got to her
last night, I'm just saying,

that's what happened.
- Something triggered her.

Something got to her,
and that's where she is.

She basically says
I'm never real.

I'm never sincere.

And so I really
kinda don't care...

if she likes me or not.

And you don't have to care.
I'm happy to hear it.

At least you be honest
about it.

If I was Sutton, I would never
talk to Diana again

because if someone can
cut you down like that,

why would you want
to be friends with them?

I think she comes from a deep
sense of pain, man.

Don't ask me to apologize again.

Because now I...
- But you can't force her

to receive it
if she's not ready.

I can't force her
to receive it.

In your apologies...
and don't yell at me.

I'm just gonna...don't yell.
- I'm not yelling.

I know, but I'm just...
what I'm about to say.

Something is coming off

as not authentic
in these apologies,

and as somebody who gets
in trouble

for fights
with people on Instagram

that I shouldn't be
fighting with,

I've been an as*h*le
and done horrible things,

but I hope that I can
at least acknowledge

that that's what I've done.

- No defense.
- Yeah, no defense.

I was wrong.
I.....ing did that.

Mm-hmm.

I was struck up
in the moment.

[tense music]

Struck up in the moment.

And that's how I felt.

So I can't double-talk it.
- Mm-hmm.

That was my pure emotion
coming right out of my mouth.

Yeah.

And sometimes it's good,

and sometimes it's not.
- Yeah.

Diana's gonna be at dinner,
I would assume.

What are you gonna do?

Sit as far away from her
as possible.

Okay.

I'd rather sit next to Erika.

That's a bold statement.

- I really like you.
- [laughs]

I like you too.
We just need to work it out.

I think Sutton and Erika
would get along

if they just dropped
all the BS.

They're both from the South.
They're both opinionated.

And when they let
their guards down,

they actually have fun.

Let's get back on this thing
and head back.

- Yeah.
- All right.

I love you, Sheree,
but I'm going with her!

And I go slow.

Staying in the safety zone today.

Let's head on out.

Miss Daisy is slow.

[engines revving]

Sutton, go slow.

I don't care how long
it takes us.

Slow and steady.
See, I don't like the down.

Okay.
[laughs]

- Coming up...
- That whole earring thing,

it's everywhere.

And, like,
I wouldn't want it.

If you can help the victims,

why wouldn't you give
the earrings?

♪

So guess what I did today.
You're never gonna believe it.

What?

Mommy went skiing...

down a very big mountain.

It was fun, Jags.
It was a lot, a lot of fun.

Is it the nighttime
over there?

It is, my angel face,
and I'm going to dinner now.

Thank you, my baby.
I love you so much.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

♪

So welcome to my bar.

Hi! You look gorgeous.

- You look pretty.
- You look fabulous.

I still...well, I have
sock marks on my ankles.

- Sock marks? From earlier?
- Yeah.

Just looks like you have
wrinkly ankles.

It's no big deal.

But I don't have
wrinkly ankles.

Why would you say that...
- [laughs]

I couldn't resist.

♪

- Oh, my God, Diana.
- This is so cute. I love this.

Should I lose the orange?
[laughs]

So gorgeous.

♪

[knock at door]
- Hi, honey.

Hi.

I brought you... tequila.

Yes. Come in.

Thank you, babe. Cheers.

You're welcome. Cheers.

- Pretty girl.
- Thank you.

How are you?

Are you rested
from your big day?

First of all,
I am out of breath.

This elevation is k*lling me.
- No, it's...

yeah, just take a minute.
- It's k*lling me.

Yeah, we had fun today
- Good.

- We really did.
- How was it with Erika?

I think with me and Erika,

we can talk about it,
and it was done yesterday.

- It's okay to have two sides.
- Absolutely.

And it was like,
call a spade a spade.

Like, agree to disagree.
- Yeah.

And I was like,
"That's mature."

The problem is when
people expect it to have

the final result be the same.

- Right.
- You're gonna fight forever.

Forever.

♪

Are you going to dinner
with us?

I'm gonna go to dinner
with you girls, yeah.

All right, but you gotta get
in the shower.

I'll get in
in a second, yeah.

I went snowmobiling with
Garcelle, Sutton, and Sheree,

and we had a nice time.

So do you feel like
after today,

there's a window of opportunity
for you guys?

There's peace.
We had a nice time today.

We communicated,
and I'll take that.

[soft tense music]

When you FaceTimed me
while I was at "The Real"...

Yeah.

That whole earring thing is...

like, it's everywhere.

The article said
that she has

$750,000 earrings

that were paid
from his company.

That's exactly what it is.

And apparently they are
asking her

to give them up
to pay the victims.

When you guys were talking
on it,

what did the other women
on your show say?

The other women were like,
"If you can help the victims,

why wouldn't you give
the earrings?"

It's not gonna air
for a few days,

but the fact that I'm on
a national syndicated talk show

talking about it may ruffle
her feathers a little bit.

It doesn't say you're guilty,

but it says
you have compassion.

Clearly her position is that
she is also a victim.

Mm-hmm.

But the things
that you're wearing,

things that you own is
ill-gotten gained.

Yeah.

And, like,
I wouldn't want it.

That's what I'm saying either.

I wouldn't want it.

Is she wearing them?

- Oh, God...
- I keep staring at her ear.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪

- Just cute.
- I love it here.

I miss it.
I wanna come back more.

Let's buy a place
for you guys here.

Come on.
- Let's get a place here.

I am not opposed.

♪

We are not really dressed
for this kind of weather.

Definitely my boobies
are cold.

Whoo!

Oh, you guys, be careful.

My skirt is definitely not
gonna make this van.

- Okay.
- Be careful.

The step is slippery
because of ice.

Mm-kay.

- Sit right here.
- Well, hang on.

That's what she wants
to hear.

- Sit right here.
- I'm coming.

Sutton, if you don't get
your butt in this car...

- Excuse you, sir. Again?
- It is cold, ma'am.

Come on.
- [laughs]

[quirky music]

[laughter]
- Cold.

Girl. [laughs]

Push her up. Push her.

- Hang on.
- Here, give me the coat.

Give me the coat.
- Really?

We'll have to put some...
damn van.

Okay.
- Ready?

Make sure I don't fall backwards.

I'm not kidding.

One, two, three, go.

[laughing]

She didn't.

She looked at me like,

"I'm not making sure
you don't fall backwards."

You were not spotting her.

Who's gonna close the door?

[upbeat music]

♪

Has this restaurant been here
a while?

- Whoo!
- Oh, yeah, a long time.

Okay, I'm gonna tell you something.

I used to eat here
all the time.

Oh, boy, here we go.

There's my man.
There's my man.

- Nice to see you.
- They're not here yet.

- I'm gonna sit right here.
- You should be on the end.

Let me know if I can get you
started on drinks.

Otherwise, take your time.
- I'll start.

Margarita on the rocks,
no salt.

Can I have a Belvedere
and soda with lime?

Belvedere dirty martini.

What kind of olives
do you have?

Just regulars?

That's fine.
- Hi, girls.

- Hello.
- How's it going?

It's going good.

- How are you?
- I got your Venmo, girl.

Good to see you.
This is beautiful.

Didn't we have
so much fun today?

- It was so good.

- It really was.
- They had fun too.

It was really beautiful.

And both of you
came back alive?

We did.
All four of us. Listen.

We had a nice time.
It was a nice moment.

- Isn't that great?
- Oh, that's amazing.

Aspen is a happy place.

- Hi, girls.
- Hi, guys!

We're gonna put you
right here.

- Here?
- Yup.

Everybody looks fabulous.

I noticed.

I've never seen you
with the girls out.

I've never seen
your boobs out.

Good for you, honey.

See, you can do this

because you have, like,
little girl boobs.

[tense music]

Like Paris and Nicky.

If they were big,
it would look vulgar.

- Does this look vulgar?
- No.

Okay.

Kathy, keep your eyes
to yourself.

- Mau...
- If I wore it, it'd be vulgar.

- Kathy's gonna look at her...
- Vulgar.

You know I love you.

Coming up...

Why wouldn't you just go,
"[BLEEP] it,

let's pay the victims"?

You know what I say?
I'm not guilty.

And how.....ing dare you say
that sh... about me.

All right, guys, how are we
looking on the menus?

I'm gonna have this
with a salad.

- The [indistinct]?
- Yes.

Okay, thank you very much.

I think I'm gonna have
the ravioli funghi.

I had fun with you today,
by the way.

- Yeah, me too.
- It was beautiful.

So thank you.
- Yeah, it was great.

- There you go.
- Is it okay?

- Is this Balenciaga?
- Thierry Mugler.

It looks like Thierry Mugler.

You know how many
Thierry Mugler things I have?

In storage
I think in the Waldorf,

in my storage room
that I thought...

Why don't you let us
go through it one day?

You know what, they didn't
knock the hotel down,

so I bet there's still stuff
in there.

Kathy, we need to find them.

I know. The best stuff.

Like, McQueen.
- Ah!

Listen, I have a python coat
from McQueen.

I haven't worn it.
Like this guy.

I bought it, like,


I never.....ing use it.

It's signed. It's numbered.
- Is it pristine?

Oh, my God. It's gorgeous.

You know the great thing
about moving...

- Yeah.
- Is you find all these things

that you had...
- That you didn't know, yeah.

But you just kinda overlook.

I've got so many other things.

Erika is just so used
to a certain lifestyle

that she's not even
putting together

that given the situation
with Tom,

this is not the time
to be talking about

these expensive bags
or much money you spent.

This is not a good look.

I have a Bottega sueded
Madagascar crocodile bag

with red with stitch

that I could
bring out right now.

Like, what the [BLEEP]?

I need to use these things,
so here you go.

What does $750,000 earrings
look like?

- They're 1.3.
- Each one?

Oh, I don't know.
Total value.

But I'll show you tomorrow.
- Do you have 'em?

- Of course.
- Do you wanna give 'em away?

Honey, if they deemed
not mine,

then that's the truth.

Well, don't you think you
should just give 'em up anyway?

- If it said that I should...
- No, I know.

But outside of that.
- Well, I'm gonna...

Does it matter Erika Jayne
wanted to just give 'em up?

No, hold on.

Erika Jayne wants to do
what's right

under the letter of the law.

If a judge says you should,
I will.

Why do you need the judge?

Because it's a legal fight, Garcelle.

Am I the one
that represented them?

Am I the one that signed
those checks?

No.
- No?

But what do you care?

If people are suffering...
- Hold on.

And you have something
that can maybe help...

Listen,
it's a property fight.

How do you separate the two?
I couldn't do it.

Why wouldn't you just go,
"[BLEEP] it,

let's pay the victims"?

It's not saying, "I'm guilty."

It's saying,
"I have compassion.

I have a heart."
- Hold on.

Are they stolen?

I don't know.

[dramatic music]

You know what I say?
I'm not guilty.

And how.....ing dare you say
that sh... about me.

And I'm fighting
like a.....ing devil.

And you know what?
- It's for your life.

- It's for my life.
- I can't tell you what to do.

No.

But do you care
if they're stolen?

- Yes.
- Why?

- Because...
- Why?

It needs to be a final order.

It needs to be justice
under the law.

And guess what, if I'm a liar,

they'll be proving I'm a liar.

♪

Hearing how Erika feels
about keeping the earrings,

I really now don't wanna
give her a heads up

about what I talked about
on "The Real."

I really don't.

Got it. I'm good.

That looks really good.

[upbeat music]

Thank you.

A ton.

Love. Thank you very much.

Great. Thank you so much.

Okay, that looks good too.
I want everyone's food.

The mushrooms are,
like, amazing.

- Mau.
- Yeah.

- Is that sausage?
- Yeah.

Oh, yeah, it's sausage.

It's the chicken sausage
that you asked for.

I didn't ask
for chicken sausage.

Diana, do you wanna see
the handbag

my sister brought tonight?

Don't be jealous.
- [laughs]

Lookit, Diana's dying
over your bag.

I actually do have
some nice purses.

But I didn't wanna bring them
to Aspen.

- [laughs]
- Do you know what I'm saying?

- We didn't wanna waste them.
- [laughs]

No, because
they're too dressy.

This is a way better option.

Let's not get it twisted here.

This is not a purse.

That is a shopping bag
from a store

that Kathy is trying
to pull off as a purse.

I mean, Aspen is a chic place.

But you have to appreciate...
just touch it.

Touch it.
- [laughs]

There's no way that she just
got dressed and thought,

"Let me throw this bag on
with my outfit."

You can use it
as a halter top.

It's a beach bag.

That'd be
a cute bathing suit.

Truly.

[laughter]

Right on!

Coming up...

There is a place
to make people whole:

in a court of law,

not in the court
of public opinion.

We're not talking
about public opinion.

Yeah, you are!

[upbeat pop music]

♪

Ow.

Does this mean that...

when it's like this,
does this mean

that the driveway is heated?

- Yes.
- That's what I thought.

This is rich people sh...
right here.

[quirky music]

Come on, Miss Daisy.
Miss Daisy.

Hurry up!

Uh, grandma over here.

[laughs]

Come on, Grams.

[upbeat electronic music]

♪

I'm gonna put pajamas on.

We should all play
some shuffleboard.

This is gorgeous!

You guys. Holy smoke-show

Everyone is getting
their cozies.

I wanna get my cozies.

I have a naked cashmere if
you wanna put it in gray.

- Yeah.
- Come on.

- What do you need?
- Whatever. I don't...

What is "whatever," loves?

What is the ideal?

So we had...
yesterday, he had...

- Pomegranates?
- Yeah.

But they don't have that here,
so it doesn't matter.

That's cute.

- Garcelle dressed me.
- Oh, my God. So cute.

Fashion by Garcelle.

You took off your red
Tom Ford costume for that?

- She's happy.
- I did.

- Erika.
- What?

I have some...I have Adidas.

I have whatever if you want.

I ain't taking sh... off, b*tch.

Unless it's for a man.
- Just half.

Bite half.

Only half.
- What is this?

What is it though?

In a blueberry.
- Is it choc...

it's a round little thing?
- Chocolate.

- Just eat half.
- Just eat it.

We both did it.

It's not very fun
to be baked alone.

[laughs]

Only half.
- Yeah.

Just half. You'll be fine.
I promise.

So maybe this could get people dancing,

having a good time.

Oh.

This group
is so.....ing hardcore

and it's so dramatic.

I just think that we need
to have fun.

Do you know
what you're eating?

- Yeah, but tastes like weed.
- This is so bitter.

That's what you're...

It is. That's what it is,

but in a blueberry
with chocolate.

[laughs] What do you mean?

All right, girls, ladies.

Attention, ladies.

I actually think every
other tequila is disgusting,

and I like this.

Nicky and James are investors.

I'm an investor.

I'd like you guys to try.
- [rolls tongue]

[tense music]

[laughs]

[snorts]

[cackles]

Anyway, instead of everybody
sh**ting their mouths off...

- Oh!
- For all their...

Get me a.....ing hat.
My hair is ugly.

Oh, sh...
Sorry, b*tch.

Guys. Guys, Kathy's talking.

Oh, God. Here we go again.

This is Casa Del Sol.

This is rolled in a barrel
for 90 days.

This is aged 90 days.



In France. In barrels.

I know you girls like tequila.

I would like to get
everybody's opinion.

I thought we would do
a little bottoms up.

No.
- Oh.

No.

The last time I was on
the tequila,

I cussed out Garcelle's son.

I don't think it's a good thing
for me.

You're not having any.

OK, cute.

I'm glad you brought tequila.

I don't like tequila,
but we all know I drink vodka.

What happened at dinner?

I didn't hear any conversation.

Erika brought up
the $750,000 earrings.

And she was completely open.

And I even said to her,
if it was up to me,

I would have given
the earrings if it's going

to help somebody in pain.

Did she say She didn't
want to return them?

She says she wants it to go
through the legal process.

Everybody's acting
like only Erika

can do something about it,
but guess what?

If you are so passionate
about those victims,

well, put your money
where your mouth is.

Take out your
earrings and donate.

We can all help.

She'll come over here
and she'll tell you anything.

It was really surprising.

Erika?
- What?

Get over here.

Wait, what are you
inviting me over for?

To tell you what a b*tch
you are in your face.

You're a lawyer.
Go over there an talk to them.

I have not taken
the LSAT yet.

You're...you gotta study.

Your studying?

I haven't studied yet, Kyle.

I haven't had time to study.

You're a lawyer.
Go over there.

I didn't want
to talk behind your back.

OK, go ahead.
Talk in front of me.

I was saying how open
you were

and you want to go through
the legal system

like you really believe
in the legal system.

Well I have to.
There's no point in...

well, I'm not going
to do anything

that is not required of me
under the law.

[tense music]

Is there something
that you might

want to do outside of the law?
- No.

Absolutely not.

♪

People sued me.

I have my response.

Until the judge decides,
that's it.

♪

But here's the thing.
The justice is based on facts.

- Right.
- But don't you think

there might be a story
that's right versus the law?

No, the law is precedent.

- I would give it up.
- Why?

Because you could look good?

I would feel compassion
for other people.

♪

Why don't you think
I feel compassion?

Because I haven't
fought it out yet?

No, no, no, no, no.

I think you don't
have the compassion

because you don't
want the compassion

to seem like you're guilty.

I'm not guilty.

♪

I'm not saying you are,
but if you do that,

it might look like you are.

No, no, I'm not guilty.

That's why I fight
as hard as I do.

It's about trying to make
people whole, that's all.

There is a place to make people
whole in a court of law,

not in the court
of public opinion.

We're not talking about
public opinion.

Yeah, you are!

You're not letting
the legal process play out.

♪

Whether or not your husband has
been convicted of the crimes,

why can't you show empathy?

It's asinine to me.
I don't understand.

The law matters.

And if you don't
understand that,

you're an amateur
and get the [BLEEP] out.

Just because someone alleges
that you did sh...,

you're going to throw your
hands up and say, I did.

Oh, my God, I feel so bad.

People are thinking
I'm terrible.

Hold on a.....ing minute.

That's one out...
that's one side of the story.

Let's tell the other
- ing side.

You believe that sh...
just because somebody said so?

No one said so.
That's how I feel.

No one's telling me
to care about victims.

I care.
- Yeah, but you're not...

Let's get real.
Let's get real.

You're not caring
without facts, though.

What facts do you have?
- That there's dead people

that money was stolen from.

Those are.....ing facts.
- Really?

No, it's not.

Where are your facts?

Back them up. Come on.

♪

Cite it.

You're telling me
that there's victims

that were not paid?
- I'm telling you...

you from their
class action suit?

Yeah, have you proven that?

♪

I understand that these
people have passed away

and I feel terrible about that.

We need to find out what
did or did not happen

to their settlement money.

That is a different fight.

It's a civil lawsuit.

So it's not a criminal lawsuit.

So it's not an issue
of guilt or innocence.

Let's get that very straight.
- Yeah.

The edible has taken effect.

This is, like, getting
in the way of my vibe.

It is not an issue
of criminal liability.

Too bad that the edible tin
came out too late.

If I'd given everybody
an edible,

we would have had,
like, Doritos

and been eating and laughing.

Whatever.

They're bumming my high.

I'm not saying I don't feel
for the potential victims.

Potential victims?

Yeah, because who knows
that they're true or not?

Okay.

For two decades,
Erika was living

this lavish lifestyle off
the backs of these victims.

Even if Erika is innocent,

her refusing to give
anything back is beyond me.

We're not talking about
people you don't know.

We're talking about people
that are in front of you.

And that's me.
And you know what?

Because someone said something
does not make it true.

♪

If it were me
in her shoes...

It's not good.

I would be making
a statement

about how I do care
about the victims

and please be patient
with the process.

Something along those lines.

All I think about
are victims.

I don't give a [BLEEP]
about anybody else but me.

♪

[tense music]

All I can say is that all
I think about are victims.

I don't give a [BLEEP]
about anybody else but me.

♪

It's not about just law.

There's people
and victims involved.

The question is were they
defrauded by Girardi Keese?

Not by Erika Girardi.

Were they defrauded
by Girardi Keese?

Guess what?
I don't work at Girardi Keese.

I'm not a licensed lawyer.
I don't control that.

I've never met these people.

So that is the question.
- Hold on.

So you don't believe
there are victims?

That's to be litigated
and be found out.

No one's saying that you
were involved in this,

but I thought it was
a given that the money

was taken from Girardi Keese.

No, it's not.
It's still in litigation.

OK, but in the meantime,
let's have

a little sensitivity
to the victims.

The only person you should
be concerned about is me.

I know that you're in
defense mode right now,

No, I'm not.

But it can't just be
about you.

Honey, just take a deep breath.

No, I'm not taking
any deep breath.

Why am I catching the sins
of, like,

somebody that I divorced?

Erika is too reactive,
and things come out sideways.

As her friend, you're like,
oh, God,

it's so hard to defend you.

She's gonna have to take
responsibility for the things

that come out of her mouth.

You have a pair
of $750,000 earrings.

If you give it to them.

What's gonna happen?

That I've been nothing
but upfront and honest.

Honey, the headlines
are saying that you refused.

I offered.

They were.....ing cataloged.

Do you think I think

that I can get away
with some sh...?

I don't think you
want to get away with...

I don't. And you can't.

We're fighting a legal battle.

I'm following the law.

So stop.....ing criticizing me
defending myself.

I've had enough.

I don't believe you knew
where the money came from

that Tom used
to buy them for you.

- 15 years ago?
- My issue is...

you not acknowledging
the victims.

That was my problem.
- They're not my victims.

People.....ing died.

Kyle, stop cursing.

- Kathy, stop.
- I'm sorry.

Knock it off.

People died and the families
are left in the aftermath.

You're not showing any...
any compassion.

♪

Why am I showing compassion

for people
that are dogging me...

Don't say that, Erika.

Don't say that
because you're my friend,

and I can't defend that.

Don't say you can't
have compassion

for people who.....ing died.

They're not my victims.
It's not my problem.

- They're not.
- Don't keep saying that.

Please put you aside
for one second.

Why are you so.....ing
hung up on this?

I'm trying to help you
be Erika, the...

the...your own victim.

I'm not a victim!

OK, what do you want
to call yourself?

I'm not a.....ing victim.

What do you want
to call yourself?

Honey, I've been a wife
that's been left in ruin.

♪

I just don't think
you understand the issues.

I'm not upset with [inaudible].

It's getting to a point
where you can't

come back from certain things.

♪

And when I sense that,
you know what?

You've got to go
because nothing good

is going to come of this.

You know what?
Let's go back to Kyle's.

It's enough. You're done.

We're going.
- I'll fight this all night.

- I understand.
- I know I'm.....ing right.

I know, but we're going.

We're leaving. That's that.

I'm not.....ing caving
into some sh...

That...fine. We're going home.

We're going back.

Caving 'cause people think
I should feel some way.

Erika, don't...no more.

We're done now.
- What kind of sh...

We're done. Done.

Let it play out
in a court of law.

- We're done.
- Take responsibility

for...- I didn't do.
- Go back [inaudible] going.

Erika, we're going.

I pray to God
your.....ing sh...

doesn't end up like mine.
- Guys, let's go.

Enough.
- Why? I'd stay here

and fight all.....ing night
with these b*tches.

- Come on.
.....-ing...

- Enough.
- Non-fact issuing...

Erika, go on. We're done.

[BLEEP] you all.

What about the facts,
dumb [BLEEP]?

♪

I was really looking forward

to a game of shuffleboard
and...

Not happening, girl.
Not happening.

Next time
on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

[upbeat music]

[cheering]

Ba-dum-boom-boom.

Whoo!

We're lighting hats on fire,
burning some Benjies.

Everybody wants me to curl up
and be nice and,

"Oh, my god, I'm so sorry."

I'm not apologizing for sh...

Listen to me, honey.

She was in tears.

Broken...
- [BLEEP] off! I don't care!

Kyle.

There is no misunderstanding
of her position.

I don't know
all the information.

Neither do you.

[dramatic music]

They got my tequila here.

- They do?
- Uh-huh.

Can I try the little shot
of that 818 tequila?

I want to see
what that tastes like

because it's my friend
Kendall Jenner's tequila.

...in front of me right now.

I am.....ing pissed off.