11x19 - Over-Poured and Over-Board

[bunniefuu]

Announcer: Previously on

"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills."

- Tell me about the
trip you're planning.

- Go down to Del Mar...

We're doing a sand
bath and I think a boat.

- Good afternoon, Miss Girardi.

Welcome to Grand Del Mar.
- Hi.

- Hi, guys.
- Oh, what's happening?

- My dog does this.

[sea lion growls]

[upbeat music]

- Sutton Stracke, stop it.

- It's okay. I'm not in pain.

- What about you and Erika?

- I don't really want
to knock on the door.

- I know he was
unconscious for 12 hours.

I mean the headache that...
- Allegedly yeah.

Mm-hmm.

- You're the one who
told us this information.

- My whole life I've
had to try to fit in.

- But you fit in here.
- You do fit in.

- It doesn't always
feel like that.

- I really am glad
that you're saying this,

but I can still feel
issues going on.

- I was only asking questions.

- Why are you speaking to
me? I have nothing to say to you.

Yesterday was the hearing
for Tom's conservatorship.

- Right.

- But I don't think that
he needs to be in a home.

[sighs]

Want to know who
your friends are?

Get old and go broke.

[dramatic music]

- This town is a game of chess.

But no one's taking
this queen down.

- My lips are legendary

and they will never
gloss over the truth.

- If you want a
starring role in my life,

you better drop the act.

- Dress like there's
no tomorrow.

And then tomorrow, do it again.

- Anyone who doubts
my exquisite manners

can kiss my exquisite derriere.

- Hollywood is
full of pretenders,

and I slay them all.

- The strongest
substance on earth

isn't diamonds, it's me.

♪ ♪

[upbeat pop music]

- We're going to go to Temecula

for a little vino tasting.

- Whoo!

- Got that knee rover rolling.

Crystal's in the bathroom.
Erika is not coming.

- Oh, she's not coming?
- She's not coming.

- She's not coming. And Dorit...

This is where Dorit is.

Yes, she's looking
out the window.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Oh, there's the last one.
She always keeps us waiting.

- Thank you.

[upbeat pop music]

♪ ♪

- Who's ready for drinking?
- Hi.

- Who is ready?

- Oh no.

It's a spill on the roadie.

- It is a lot warmer
than I thought.

- Hi there.

- It's beautiful, isn't it?

- Beautiful.

- All right, ladies, I am Jared.

I'm going to take you on one
of my cable car wine tours.

But first, we're at Lorimar

where I'm going to get
you guys some wine to start.

- Yes.
- [laughs]

- Okay, what do you
need? You good?

- Can you get on this?
- Well, yes.

It is a four-wheeler ATV.
- [laughs]

- Who's ready?

We're going to
start off with a rosé.

[cork pops]
- Whoo!

- Oh.
- There we go.

- I haven't tried
Temecula wines before,

but let's explore.

- Thank you.

- I like wine that doesn't
have too many tannics,

or too sweet, or too oaky.

I'm like one of the
three little bears.

- This is so good.
- It's nice, yeah.

- Do you do the
five Ss with this?

- What's the five Ss?
- Sight, smell, no.

Not with a sparkling.

- Kathy, what are the five Ss?

- Wait, what is it?

Sniff, sip, swirl... wait, swirl.

- That's not the right order.
[laughs]

- What is it?

The five Ss are see,

sniff, swirl, and sip.

[plucky acoustic music]

♪ ♪

- So welcome. This
is our 1914 cable car...

- It is. It's a cable car
from San Francisco.

Who has a glass for me?

- That is the dry white.
Do you want that?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Whoo!
- Hold on, ladies.

[trolley bell rings]

- Should we just dump this?

- You may dump it over the side.

- I don't wanna waste it.

- Pretty. Look
at that, you guys.

That's pretty.

- That's pretty.

- I was going to say cheers,

but in Farsi, we say salamati.

All: Salamati.

- Salamati.
- Love that... salamati.

- Yeah, it's so good.

[relaxed, casual music]

- Oh, I like that very much.

- This one's my favorite.
- This is delicious.

- Yeah, a little bit bolder too.

- This one's my favorite one.

- So this is our Ruby Rose.

- Ooh.
- Oh gosh. That's so pretty.

- Interesting. Interesting.

- It's, like, a little
sweet, but not too sweet.

- Very smooth.
- But smooth.

- Yeah, we're scientists.

We're able to
figure this all out.

[laughter]
- All right, ladies.

Are you guys ready
for the next one?

All: Yes.
- All right.

- Oh, my God. My hair.

Help. What's happening?

- Whoo-hoo!
- [laughs]

[trolley bell rings]

- Cheers, suckers!

- Oh, my God.
[laughter]

- All right, ladies.
We'll be in Avensole

in just a minute.
- Thank you.

- Pretty.
- Wow.

- Please go ahead
and have a seat.

- Hello. all: Thank you.

- Who wants some wine?

- Yeah.
- Yes, please.

- Thank you.
- Of course.

- What kind is this?
- This is a sauvignon blanc.

- Cheers, guys. all: Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Mmm.
- I love that.

- Oh, my God.

- That's yummy.
- Delicious.

- I'd like to take a bath in it.

[laughter]
- Oh, my God.

- It's so good.

If dating was as
fun as wine tasting,

I would enjoy
dating so much more.

Just line them up

and see which one I
want to take home with me.

I can get behind
that no problem.

- Would you like me to just

dump the wine that
you haven't drunk?

- I dumped it in my mouth.

- Okay, perfect.
- It's okay, thank you.

- Delish.
- Um, Lisa and Kyle

saw Erika before we came.
- Oh.

- The judge went ahead
and granted his brother

to be his conservator,

but they were suggesting
he be put in a home.

[tense music]

- Oh, my God.

- I know.
- You didn't tell me that.

- We also asked about
the home because

I was under the impression
that everything was seized.

- Right.

- So I guess that
takes time to process.

He was, you know,
still in his home

when he was burglarized.

- What?
- Yes.

- Why didn't we...

- Tom was home alone.

- I told you guys
about the burglary.

I still don't know anything past

he got out of surgery.

- They could've shot him.

- They could have stabbed
him. They could've k*lled him.

They could've done
anything to him.

- During the burglary...
He has cataracts in his eye,

and it exploded. all: [gasp]

- He had to go
get it operated on.

- Oh.

- Put this man somewhere
where he can be taken care of

because his wife isn't
there to take care of him.

- Whatever it did,
he was in surgery,

after this burglary.

So she had her
son deal with it and...

'Cause he's a
police officer, right?

So he boarded up the window.

And then, the son ends
up getting in an accident

and rolling his car four times.
- No!

- Yes.
- You got...

You cannot make this up.

- 'Cause it was snowing.

Both: Snowing?

- Snowing?

- What?

I... it just can't even be real.

Flipping cars, snow...

We frickin' live in LA.

Like, I haven't seen snow in LA

since I was 11, so...

- True. It's all true.

- First we hear about
Tom's car crash.

Then her son flipped
his car five times

and walked out unscathed.

- Tom and his stepson
both flipped cars.

Statistically, it's
basically impossible.

- I mean, that's something
you only see in the movies.

- It's all a true story.

- I mean, Erika's
stories are unbelievable

because they're hard to believe.

- I feel for Erika because it
is sad to think of somebody

who doesn't have their
faculties who's cast aside.

- But how does she
know? I'm just curious.

- I...

- Oh, dodgy, dodgy,

dodgy, dodgy girl.
- I'm just asking a question.

This story is a bit confounded.

And the more
stuff that comes in,

the more it doesn't make sense.

- I think her son
found this out.

- Yeah, of course.

But I don't want to play
Fancy Drew anymore.

I'm letting Scooby
and Scooby's friend...

Y'all figure it out. I can't.

- She's very angry
about the people

who have deserted him.

- Does the brother
want him at home?

- Yes, yes.
- Oh, my God, no.

- I pray to God
that they figure out

how to get a good
private caretaker,

because it's scary.

I know better than
anyone how challenging it is

to love someone who
suffers from dementia.

And this just cuts me so deeply.

You guys, that's so bad.

- So that's why she's not here.

- Ugh, I understand.
- Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm just...

I'm just.
- Oh no.

- I remember telling Rob,

I said, "This is a
very Chinese thing.

Like you take care
of your parents."

And I said, "Rob, you
buy them a new house.

You got to take
care of... he's like,

"I got it. I'm in" you know?

Most people don't have that.

Rob loved my dad
like I loved him.

And Rob just stepped up
in a major way, you know?

It's a big deal.

So when I hear the story,

it's just... ing just kills me.

- How was the first one, ladies?

- Fantastic. We love it.

- The second one is gonna
be a sauvignon blanc too,

but instead of being
more of a French style,

it's gonna be a
California style.

- This was delicious,

but I can't wait to
taste the new one.

- I'm sorry to interrupt.

I'm going to go back
and have a massage.

- [indistinct]
- [laughs]

- Why are you laughing?

- I'm so... ed up.
- [laughter]

- This morning I almost
fell asleep on the ground.

And I have a migraine,
a neck ache, a headache.

I haven't had a head-neck
ache like this in a long time.

Ever since I was a little
girl and I had an accident...

I was hit doing a
Barbie commercial

with a golf ball really hard.

- Bye.
- Goodbye, Kathy.

- Bye, Kathy.
- Bye.

- Can we get some
more of the number one

white wine you served?

- That was delicious.
- Yeah, we can.

- Can I also buy a
bottle for everybody?

- Of course.

- We're gonna do
it in my dad's honor.

- Oh, that's so sweet.

- Yeah, right?
- I love that.

- 'Cause that's what
my dad would do.

- Thank you, Crystal.
- Yeah.

- You guys, look at that sunset.

Look at that sunset.

- It's gorgeous.
- Pretty.

Pretty, pretty, pretty.

- Can you believe that?
- Beautiful.

- I gotta go look
at that sunset.

- [laughs]

- Oh, my God. Sutton, Sutton.

- Sutton's gonna walk.
- I gotta walk [indistinct].

- Oh, my God.

- It's k*lling me.
- I don't do that.

Don't make me wheel over there.

Kyle does a really
good Erika compression.

- We're not good.

The door is shut.

- Yeah.

[laughs]

- Honey, I've got
nothing to say to you.

[BLEEP] [BLEEP].

[laughter]
- Oh, my God.

She wouldn't say that, but okay.

- I don't know, she might.

- I think she would these days.

[laughter]

Announcer: Coming up.

- Hello.
- Hi there.

- Oh.
- Oh, hi.

- Taking the easy road I see.

The low road.

[sultry electronic music]

[knock on door]

- Who is it?

- Who do you think it is?

- It's the fashion police.
- Oh, hello.

- It's the fashion police.

- I'm the mall cop.

- [laughs]

- Guys, what would you...
- Honey, I want a vodka.

- I'm vodka grapefruit girl.

- Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm sitting.

- We gotta figure
this situation out.

- I can't with this whole...

With this whole thing.

[both laugh]

I love when Sutton tries
to act like she's all proper.

Is this proper?
Propping your feet up?

Not very ladylike
for a Southern girl.

Kathy's not feeling well
so she's out for tonight.

- She is asleep.
- Poor thing.

- Do you need to talk to Erika?

[light, tense music]

- I feel so bad. You
know, I feel so bad

because she did clear up a
lot at the picnic the other day,

which... you weren't there.

- What's weird about the story

is we didn't know
there was a trauma.

- Yeah.
- Well, she said alleged.

- Yesterday, she said alleged.
- She said alleged yesterday.

I know he was
unconscious for 12 hours.

I mean, the head injury...
- Allegedly, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

- Right, well...
- Right, yeah.

He told you that he was...

- Well...
- Unconscious or...

- Yeah.
- Got it.

- He allegedly was
unconscious for 12 hours, so...

- That's what she
said yesterday.

♪ ♪

- How are you
allegedly unconscious?

Why is your story
changing all the time?

- As a result of the crash,
his ankle was broken.

- Right. Got it, got it, got it.

- He was also
unconscious for 12 hours.

- He was?

- Now everything is alleged.

I think y'all allegedly
drank the Kool-Aid

because you're not
even looking at the facts.

- Maybe because he told her that

and she doesn't know for sure.

- He's thrown from the car.

He calls her.

She finds him.
- It is confusing.

- We kind of got
off of the accident

and we got into...
- Yes.

- Because we were
all so surprised.

- Yeah.

- You don't want to
push Erika too far,

but yet you're kind of left

looking like an
idiot for not asking.

- You guys, should we get going?

- Yeah.
- I'm not feeling well.

I'm going to stay
home with Kathy

and watch a movie in bed.

[chuckles]

[lively electronic music]

- It was a good day.
- It wasa good day.

- Hello.

- Slicked back mama.

- All I could do.
It's all I could do.

- Girl, that coat is everything.

- Thank you.
- Yes, no. Really.

- Hi, let me model it for you.

This is Norma Kamali from
a long time ago actually.

- Yeah, she's so good.

- Honey, you're not ruining
that outfit with that jacket.

Come on.
- I'm cold.

- You're fine with
her arriving in that?

Come on.
- By the way, yeah.

Can you just stay,
like, 10 feet behind me

so you don't ruin my entrance?

- You're so mean!

- Oh, you have your latex on.
- Okay.

- That's a good day
to have your latex on.

- Damn it.

- Hello.

- Hello.
- Hello, lovely.

- Should we go?
- Let's go.

♪ ♪

- You guys, we have
it all to ourselves.

- This is pretty cool.

- Hi there.
- Hi there.

- Oh.
- Oh hi.

- Taking the easy road I see.

The low road.

- [chuckles]

- Let's go back to not talking.

- [laughs]

- Okay.
- Okay.

- I do not think Erika's
going to be giving Sutton

any chances.

The ice queen is not
cracking on this one.

- Oh, look, crab
claws. Get outta here.

- So damn big. It
looks like a vag*na.

- I know. [laughs]
- [laughs]

- Can I offer you a drink?

- Yes.

- Do you have
ginger ale or Sprite?

- Yes, I do.
- I'll have a hot toddy.

- Hot toddy is a good idea.

- I haven't seen crab
claws in a long time.

[light, sultry music]

♪ ♪

- Wow, that's amazing. Mmm.

- It was actually
really nice today.

We missed you.
- We did.

- Did you watch CNN and sleep?

- Yep.
- Any m*rder shows?

- I did. I did watch one.

- Love, love, love, love, love.

- Police smashed
a multi-million-dollar

drug smuggling ring.

♪ ♪

-I'm so overwhelmed
that I needed a minute

so I can escape my
own personal situation.

And then I go, "You know
what? It's not as bad."

- I could be being
chopped up into pieces.

This is a better alternative.

- What I'm going through sucks

but, you know, this
man's done a lot

for a lot of people.
People can step up.

[light, tense music]

- Yeah, he did a lot of good,

but if he did the things
he's being accused of,

did a lot of really bad sh...

- He's done a lot
for a lot of people

that could come in
and help right now.

You know, why is my kid there?

- Lisa had said
after the burglary,

he went to go check and then...

- Had an accident
on the way home

and rolled his
car five times, yes.

- Thank God he's
okay. Thank God.

- Oh, you have no idea.

Like, he's pretty shaken.

- Ay-yi-yi.

- There's something
weird about this.

Like, they want to prove

that they are her friend

rather than ask
questions? Come on.

Compare that to
last year with Denise.

- Denise, have you said
things about me to other people

that are negative?
- I have not.

- Did you say
anything about Erika?

- No, I didn't.

- She came out and
said that you said

that Erika is a cold
b*tch. You don't like her.

- I never said that.

♪ ♪

- It's just one thing
after the other.

- Nothing shocks you anymore.
- And then he calls me.

And this is a very untraditional

mother-son relationship.

He goes, "Hey. [BLEEP] is
going on with your neighbor?"

- [laughs]
- Just like that.

"You... ing him?"

[both exclaim] I said...

I said, "Excuse me, no.

Don't you think I
would have told you?"

- Right.
- He goes,

"Well, I'm getting
really... ing [inaudible]

ing tired of you

and your lies

[laughter] and your disasters.

- Hilarious.
- I didn't do anything.

I live next to
crazy. I can't help it.

- Right, right.

My kid would never ask
me about... ing someone.

[laughs]

No.

- What does he say about
your Instagram when you're like...

- Not a g*dd*mn thing.

[sultry bass music]

I said, "Mommy's broke
and paying the bills."

[laughter]

- Mommy's broke.

- Mommy's broke
and paying the bills.

- Oh, my God, Erika, you're
entertaining me so much.

Please keep going.

- I know. You are so funny.

- I just needed a minute
to just pull it together.

[tense music]

- I think everyone's
been kissing Erika's a*s

and going around
just making everything

seem perfect.

It seems phony. It all
seems phony to me.

- And now Sutton's not talking.

Kitty cats get your tongue?
- Oh, damn.

- [laughter]

- Not the kitty cats.

- Cat got your tongue?
- Thanks, Kyle.

- [laughs]

Look at Sutton
looking like, "What?"

Announcer: Coming up.

- What did you think
of Erika last night?

- It's been such a long time

since we've seen the
real Erika come out.

- Hey, I can hear everything
you're saying about me.

- Oh, my God, Erika, you're
entertaining me so much.

Please keep going.
- I know.

You are so fun and entertaining.

- I just needed a minute.

- And now Sutton's not talking.

- Oh, damn.

- Kitty cats get your tongue?

- Not the kitty cat.
- [laughs]

- Look at Sutton
looking like, "What?"

- You watched her threaten me.

- You ever call
me a liar again...

[tense music]

I'm coming for you.

- Who's this helping?

- You're fun tonight.

You're so fun tonight.

- I have to laugh at some point

or it's going to k*ll me.

- Absolutely.
- Yes.

- It's going to consume me

in a way that I
just don't want it to.

- You're gonna come out on top.
- I hope so.

- You know, you're
beautiful. You're talented.

You have so much going for you.

It's a really rough
road right now,

but you're going to be okay.

- I'll be okay. I hope
that I'll be able to...

- You'll be better than okay.
- Thank you.

- Erika has been so
down every single day.

And when she leaves you,

you know she's just home crying.

So to see her here
now in good spirits

makes me happy.

And I hope these
women don't ruin it.

- You have got such a
strong, positive outlook.

- But it's who I really am.

- I know it. I know.

- It's so great to see.
- You have always,

always been the most supportive.

- I love it when people succeed.

When my friends are successful,

it makes us more
powerful as a group.

- Yeah, I agree.

- And to take risks and
to put yourself out there.

- Absolutely.
- Like to open your store.

And, like, I'll never forget

when you said "I paid
the rent this month."

- Is everything at your store,
like, running like no more...

- We have made sales.

- She paid the rent.

- Paid the rent.
- Paid the rent.

- You did? That's good.

- Now we have to
get to paying salaries.

- Yeah.

- That's a big deal
to pay the rent.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Seems nice, but why?

I don't know.

You're coming after my store?

- I was thinking about
your reaction to us

all showing up on Broadway.

- Cheers.
- To Erika on Broadway.

- Whoo!

- Erika!
- [screams]

- Can you believe this sh...?

- [laughs]

- We were all
crying at that point.

- I know.
- For you to charter the plane.

I mean, it was cool.

- I know. Wow.

- No, I wouldn't
smooth sh... over.

No. But I'm not going to
ruin everybody else's trip.

See what a nice
person I am, you know?

I'm the best one in this group.

I don't know why you
guys devalue me so much.

Clearly, I'm the most adult.

The most... [laughs]

- The good thing about
the darkest, darkest times

is you know the really
good times are coming.

- Right.
- Just like when you have

really good times, you
know, "Oh sh... I'm gonna have

a really bad day. This
day is too good today."

- Right.
- Yeah.

- Doesn't last forever.
- Right.

That's how life is.

- Riding high in April,
shot down in May.

[laughs] You know?

[light tango music]

♪ ♪

- Kathy?

♪ ♪

Kathy?

Kathy?

- Mmmmmm.

♪ ♪

- Oh, that's what the
champagne game in.

I'm so excited, it's fancy.

[knocks on door]

- Please hold.

- Oh, good Lord.
[laughs]

How do you invite someone
over and tell them to hold?

- It takes me a
minute, you b*tch.

- Oh I forgot. Damn, I forgot.

Hi.

Both: Mwah, mwah,
mwah, mwah, mwah.

- You better come forward.
- Yeah, you're right.

You're right. Oh, my God, girl.

- Do you want to sit outside?
- Sure.

Oh, it's not as cold
as I thought it was.

- No, it's nice.

I am going to go here
because it's closest.

- Yeah, I hear you.

- See, I mean, I'm really good.

I cannot believe
that I'm following

doctor's orders though.
- Good girl.

Well, that's the only way
you're going to get better

and that's the whole reason
why you're limping around.

- [sighs] All right.

- So did you get some sleep?

I haven't been
able to sleep here.

- I'm not... I'm
not sleeping well.

- I hit a wall last night
and I had to leave.

Guys.
- Yes.

- It's a big day tomorrow.

- Yes.
- Let's call it a night.

- Bring me my ride.

- Sutton, you're either
coming now or you're...

- I can't walk there.

- Girl, I'm telling you,

this sh... is kinda funny.

[laughter]

- You were the popular girl.

- It was surprising to me

when Erika said...

well, she spoke to me.

- I couldn't believe she
was speaking to you.

It's almost like
nothing had happened.

- Do I trust it?

[tense music]

- See what today brings.

- Yeah.

- Oh, Lord Jesus.

I need to call a
plastic surgeon.

- You just missed your lip.

[both laugh]

♪ ♪

- Lisa's calling right now.
- Oh.

- Good morning. I
have Garcelle here.

I'm jealous you
have eye patches.

- I do.
- Who's yelling outside?

- I-I... they're dry almost.

- Oh, I need some too.

- I think it's Garcelle.
- Yes.

- It's Garcelle.
- Who's the other one?

- What did you think
of Erika last night?

I mean, she was like a rebirth.

- What are they doing?

Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on.

- It's been such a long
time since we've seen

the real Erika come
out. It was joyous.

- We were saying

that we've never seen
that side of her really.

- [whispering] Yes, they
are talking about me.

- Tell them to stop.

- Hey!
- I think maybe she was

carrying stuff even before.
- You guys!

- Or maybe Chicago
was on her head.

- Does she hear us? Hold on,
hold on, I think she hears us.

- It's Erika, and I can hear

everything you're
saying about me.

- Oh, Erika is listening to us.

- Where are you?

- You know I can hear
your... ing a*s, right?

You better not be
saying bad sh... about me.

- She's listening to us.

- [laughs]

- Oh, my God. These
b*tches be trying to talk sh...

- Caught red-handed.

- Caught red-handed.

- All right, see you later.

Bye.

- Talking about me. I
ing hear you hoes.

- [mouthing words]

announcer: Coming up.

- Have you ever
been with a girl?

- Um...

- [laughs]

- Just stop it.
- [shouts]

- Oh, my God.

[upbeat pop music]

♪ ♪

- Hi.
- Good morning.

- Hi.
- How are you?

- Good. I'm Kori.

- Hi, Kori.
- Nice to meet you.

- I'm Crystal.
- I'm Lisa.

- Hi, Crystal, Lisa.

- Wait, you guys are
in workout clothes.

I'm in a bathing suit.
- That's okay.

- Make Lisa work really hard.

- You can go ahead and come in.

The water feels great.

- Crystal, you look great.

- If my boob comes
out, you'll tell me.

- Have you ever done
anything like this before?

- I do yoga,

but I've never done
it on a paddleboard.

- Okay. Go ahead and come in.

- It's not that warm.
- It's all right.

- Get on from the side.

- [grunts]

- Until now, no one's wanted
to do anything with me.

Guys, come in.

- No!

- Come to yoga with me.

- No.
- No.

- I gotta wash my hair, sorry.

- It hurts to do that alone,

so it's nice that I
have somebody finally

who's adventurous

and doesn't care if they
get their... ing hair wet.

- The girls know
I'm very concerned

with my body and my body style.

Like, I don't want to wear
a bathing suit in public.

Especially next to Rinna.

She's the one who
should be wearing a bikini.

- Okay, you ladies look great.

And we're gonna
start on all fours.

So I just want you
to come over all fours.

- This is exactly
why I wore my pants.

- We texted for 30 minutes
and she said she was gonna

put on a bathing suit

and she convinced me to do it.

And then I come downstairs
and she's wearing a whole outfit.

Like, now my a*s is, like, out

and I'm so mad at her.

- Let's take the right
leg and send it back.

Go ahead and
lengthen the left arm.

Nice. We're going to
make our way into standing.

Engage your core.

You'll probably
fall off. [laughs]

- Great.

- Take it into a wide base.

- [groans]

- A little faster, please.

A little faster.
- Please go faster.

- A little faster.
- [laughs] Okay.

- Oh, sh...
- Oh, geez.

I didn't know we were
gonna have an audience.

- Hecklers actually.

- Yes.
- Hecklers.

- Much more like hecklers.

[laughter]

[upbeat pop music]

- I don't know how
I'm gonna play today.

I just want to
put that out there.

I'm not a great
pickleball player.

- Are you gonna tell
me the rules? Just...

- No, I don't care about
rules. I just like to hit the ball.

- Let's just hit the
ball back and forth.

- [laughs]

- Kyle, really?

- [laughs]

[energetic pop music]

♪ ♪

- Sh... Come on, girl.

- Oh, no.
- [laughs]

Oh, you biatch.

♪ ♪

- Sh..., almost.
- [laughs]

All right, here we go. One last.

- Okay.

- Oh, you... ing b*tch.

[laughs]

That's enough. come on.
- I think won.

- Drink.

Should we have a
champagne toast to us?

- That looks so
enticing right now

even though I haven't
had breakfast yet.

- Cheers to you.
- Cheers.

- Thanks for being
my friend, hun.

- Cheers. Thanks
for being my friend.

- Of course.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.
- Crisp.

- Engage your core.

Arms out, little lifts.

Four toes. Nice, there we go.

- [shouts]
- Oh, my God.

- [laughs]

- Damn it.

- Yes, yes.
- Good, Crystal. Good, Crystal.

- Go, Crystal. Use your core.

- [screams]
- Damn it!

- And your hair looked so good.

Oh, oh, oh, !

- You guys.

I'm so excited I'm not on
that stupid paddle board.

If I went on the paddle
board, next thing,

I'd be on a scooter
next to Sutton.

- Can I please try your
glasses on with my outfit?

- Yes, darling. Yes.

- It's also her safe
word... pineapple.

- [laughs]

- Okay, that's hilarious.

- You know what's
weird? Pineapple has been

one of my safe words.

- Has it really?
[laughs]

- Girl, don't do that to me.

- Pineapple, apple, apple sauce.

- Poodle.

- Chanel.

- Stop.

- Sutton was saying how
Erika talked to her last night.

- I was seriously in shock
because I wasn't expecting it

and it surprised me.

Honestly, it did give me
hope for our relationship.

- I was shocked.

- I'm just hoping
the door is cracked,

or maybe it's unlocked.

I don't know what the
angle of her door is right now.

If it's cracked, still
closed, I don't know.

But I think that we're
going to get through this.

I do.

- I'm feeling better.
You cannot wallow.

- You can't wallow.
- You can't wallow.

Life goes on.
- Yes.

- I did read this morning
that the bankruptcy trustees

want to take the house
and possibly evict Tom.

And you know, so we'll see.

I'm out here rebuilding my life,

but girl, I have $0.

And by the time those
trustees are done with him,

there'll be nothing.

So I walk out of
this with nothing.

- Nobody wants to see
themselves with nothing

but obviously, the victims here

are the ones that need
to be paid the money.

It's plain and simple.

- And I said that to my
lawyers the other day

I said I expect nothing.

And one of my lawyers
looked at me and he goes,

that is the most courageous
thing I've ever heard.

- I mean...

- Every day brings a
brand-new disaster.

I mean, it's just full
of... ing bullsh...

- You know today's
my last day being 37.

- I didn't know it was
your birthday tomorrow.

- Why didn't anybody tell us?
- I know.

- Strippers,
strippers, strippers.

- Chippendale.

- It's only 10:00
in the morning.

Let's go, okay?
We still have tonight.

- But I do have a question.
Have you ever been with a girl?

- Um...

- [laughs]

- The answer is
yes, right, Crystal?

- Just stop it right
now. You just stop it.

- [screams]

- I cannot. I cannot.

- She's done this before.
You've done this before?

- Get off of Garcelle.
Oh my gosh.

- Oh.
- Talk about violating.

- That was a violation
and I will take it.

[laughs]

Announcer: Coming up.

- I have a game, by the way.

Never have I ever

stolen anything.

- Oh.

[upbeat pop music]

- Feels like it's gonna
get warm to me.

- You look very
nice and refreshed.

- Let me put my hand out there.

- Just put your
finger - My finger?

I'm gonna dip my toes outside.

Put my... I'm tired.

You know, I didn't
get a lot of sleep.

My finger.
- Put your finger out there.

- I wanna put my
finger out there

and just see which
way the wind is blowing.

- I had to rest up
a little yesterday.

Let's get going.

So I am really psyched
for this boat trip.

I've hired Chef Brian Malarkey

who's a celebrity chef

who is supposed
to be incredible.

So I'm crossing my fingers

that we're all just
gonna have a great time.

It's the last night.

- Oops.

- Thank you.

[crowd murmurs]

- Hi.
- Who's ready for drinking?

- Who is ready?

- You know, you're not
the only one in the world,

Kyle Richards. If you
stop, there might be

something behind you.

[laughter]

[upbeat electronic music]

- Down here. Down here, baby.

Down here.
- Down here?

- Oh, Kathy ordered this
one. What happened?

- It's that one right there.

- Wow, that's beautiful.

- It's like "Pirates
of the Caribbean".

Ahoy, maties.

- [laughs]

- Hi.
- Hi.

- How are you?

- It's just been rough, honey.

- I know, I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay. It's okay.

- Oh, my God, they're talking.

- I'll get through it.

But I had to lash
out, and I apologize.

- Don't... you don't
have to apologize to me.

- But the important part

is that we can
keep going forward.

- Yeah. Well,
you're just too pretty

to be mad at me.

[laughing]
- Oh, shut up!

- Erika is giving
me a mild apology,

but I don't trust it.

I mean, I want to,

but I don't.

- And you know
what? I still mean

all those nice things
I say about you.

- No, that's okay.

- Do I wanna work
it out with Sutton?

No.

No, I don't.

- We're okay, everybody.

- Not a kumbaya,
but it's a moment.

Here's the thing:

I'm not gonna ruin
everybody else's trip

just because I hate Sutton.

- This is gonna
be so fun for me.

- Want me to push you, right?
- Girl.

- Welcome.
- Hi, Kathy Hilton.

- Hi, Kathy. I'm Troy.

- Nice to see you.

This is so beautiful - Wow.

- Wow.

- How do we get in
here? We step over?

- Oh, geez, I don't
know boat etiquette.

- Okay.

- Now can you hop?

- No.
[laughs]

- How can we help you?

- Um...

- What about... hold on, Sutton.

- They are helping her.

- Yeah, they are
helping her - Okay.

- If you want me
to help you, I can.

- Just if you like maybe...
No, no, not my foot.

Like, right under here.

Yeah, that's amazing.

- I don't wanna be shady,

but b*tch, you
gotta get it together.

- [laughs]
- Oh, gosh, okay.

- I don't want to be shady.

- So that moment is done.
[laughs]

- Whoo-hoo.

- Okay.

- Just take my
hand for a second.

I'm gonna get down.

[grunts]

- Ooh!
- I mean, I know.

I know [inaudible]. I'm on.

- All right, ladies,
you ready to roll?

- Yeah, we're ready to roll.
- Yes, please

- Go ahead and release one.

[energetic, upbeat music]

- Here we go, guys.

- Oh, my god, you
guys, you guys, you guys.

Look I got it.
I got it. I got it.

- Do you wanna come over
here with the pretty light?

- Yeah, the lighting...

[all speaking at once]
- We'll probably turn.

- Well, we'll turn.
When can we turn?

- Yeah.
- I'll do that right now.

- He's gonna turn
you toward the light.

- We're making him
move the boat for photos.

- Well, yeah.
- Can you spin the boat?

- Well, how else do you
expect us to take a photo?

- Honey, I would move a
mountain for the right light.

- Okay, guys. Ready?

- So moving a boat is nothing.

I can find my light
in a coffin, okay?

- Look at these women.

Yeah, those are some
badass chicks right there.

- Go girls.

All: Yeah!

- Yes, look at it.

- Girl power.
- You guys,

Sutton and Erika, what
happened over there?

- I will let Erika
tell the story.

- So I want to
hear all the scoop.

- My life's a shambles,

And I'm angry and I'm hurt.

And it's not kumbaya,
but it's an opening.

I'm in a good mood,
so the moment is right.

And she was receptive
and so there it is, you know?

And that's all you can do.

- And it makes you
feel better, doesn't it?

- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah.

- The thing is with
Erika, you just don't know.

She can snap and then it's fine.

"We're fine. It's good."

And now they seem to
have made peace with it.

- You know, we're adults

and it's not gonna
get fixed overnight.

And it doesn't have to

- That's right.
- Amen.

- Just don't talk, Sutton.

Just smile, nod,

[indistinct]

- I'm a good time and I
want to be even a better time

but you know what?

I have to walk a very fine line.

'Cause there are a lot of
people that are looking at me

and if I look like I'm
having a little too much fun,

I'm not remorseful.
- Right.

If I look like I'm
looking a little too good,

I have no shame.

So I'm damned if I do
and I'm damned if I don't.

I wanna have fun. I wanna laugh.

But if I laugh too much,
I get criticized for that.

Then if I hang my head in shame,

I'm clearly guilty of
something that I... you know?

So I cannot win.
- So true.

- Everybody just
wants her to say,

- [sighs]

"God I feel terrible. Oh,
my God the poor victims."

But I think that Erika's
lawyers have said to her,

"You can't talk about anything

because all of a sudden
then she's connected to it.

- I just wanna say something.

I don't wanna steal
from what you're saying.

- No, you don't... just say it.

- So I've been feeling,
you know, with you

it's like we haven't
really talked it through

and in my heart
didn't wanna forgive,

but I've just been enjoying you

and I have been really
enjoying our time together.

- Yeah.
- And I just want you

to know that and
everyone should know that.

- Good.
- That's all.

- That's good. That's honest.

- I'm also fun.

- Are you a good time?

- Absolutely.

- Scooter and all.
- [laughs]

- I'm having a good time.

- Yeah!

- We're good.
- Thanks.

- Oh, my God, shut up.

- [laughs]
- That was lame.

- I have a game, by the way.

Never have I ever.

- Oh, I wanted
to play this game!

- You drink if you have,
you don't if you haven't.

- Yes.
- Okay.

- I did a background
check on everybody here,

so there's nothing I don't know.

[all scream, laugh]

[hip-hop music]

- Okay, never have I ever

stolen anything.

[music winds down]

- Oh.

[hip-hop music continues]

[upbeat electronic music]

- You drink if you have,
you don't if you haven't.

- Yes.

- Never have I ever

stolen anything.

- Oh.

- [gasps]

- Say it or don't say it.

I don't like that sh...

Never have I ever
stolen anything.

Really? Neither have I, [BLEEP].

- No.

- I've stolen something
when I was a kid.

- No.
- I don't even remember

what I would have
stolen as a kid.

Maybe as a teenager, I
may have stolen some hearts

but you can't go to
jail for that, can you?

- Okay, now Crystal goes.
- Okay, Crystal.

- I'm not playing this game.
- Oh!

- ♪ Secrets, Crystal's
got some secrets ♪

- No admission is no admission?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Hmm.

- Rinna, did you ask it yet?

- Never have I
ever had a**l sex.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh sh...

- All day, every day.
- Yes, you have.

- Sutton Stracke!
Sutton Stracke!

- You have to drink if you have.

- She just did!

♪ ♪

Sutton Stracke!

- Ladies, have you
been introduced to Brian?

- Hello, ladies.

What do we have?

- We have some amazing
bluefin tun caught locally.

Here is a crispy rice
with a kimchi vinaigrette.

This one's duck and fig.

- Thank you.

- I'm hungry.

- What is that?
- ♪ Do do do do do do do ♪

- I don't know,
Kath. Just try it.

- This is some of the
best food we've ever had.

- Yeah, it really is.
- Absolutely.

- I'm smiling under
here. Smiling big.

- My turn.

Okay, here we go.
- Forgive us, Troy,

for anything that
you hear after this.

- That's all right.

- Never have I ever had
sex on an airplane bathroom?

- Oh girl.

- In an airplane bathroom.

- So mile high club.
- I wish I had.

I would have
liked to but I didn't.

- [laughs]

- You did too?
- We both did.

[crosstalk]

- I'm a member of the
mile-high club, okay?

But it was a commercial flight.

Okay, these are dumb moves
made by young, dumb people.

This is not some romantic,
private planes situation.

That's yet to come.

- Kathy.

- Okay.
- Never ever...

- Never have I ever.

- Never ever.
- No.

- Never have I ever.

- Never have I ever had
sex in a doctor's office.

- Oh, I've done the hospital,

so I'll say yeah to that.

[screaming crosstalk]

- Kathy Hilton, you're a freak.

- Oh, my God!
- Kathy Hilton is a freak.

- With my husband.
- Kathy Hilton is a freak.

- Oh, my God.
- [screams]

- Kathy's a good example
of a lady in the streets

and a freak in the sheets.

I do believe Kathy
Hilton's a freak.

You know why?

Genetics.

- I'm no freak. I'm adventurous.

- Okay. Garcelle, hit us.

- Never have I ever strapped
on and did another man.

- [screams]

- No, I've not done that.

- [BLEEP]
- Oh, my God.

I'm so embarrassed
in front of the captain.

I'm jumping overboard?

- What the...

[crosstalk]

- No, I haven't
done it but I would

if the opportunity...
- You would?

- Yeah, I would.
- You would?

- You guys this is so...

- I would if it...

If it was right and
the right partner.

I have no problem with that.

- So if you love
him, you'll go there.

- I don't have to love him.
I just gotta be down with it.

I just need somebody
to shut their... ing mouth.

I'm good.
- Okay.

- [laughs]

- My problem is
shut the [BLEEP] up.

Don't kiss and tell. I
don't believe in that.

- Oh, yeah. For sure.

- My problem is shut up.

[tense music]

Shut your... ing mouth.

Don't ever say that we
were... I don't even know you.

- Okay, I'm just gonna
change the... the compass.

This is a bit much
but, you know,

Erika always has an
underlying scary part to her.

And honestly,

I'd have a lot of rage
too if I lost all my money.

- That is beautiful.
- Right?

Come on, guys. Walk around.

- Oh, I'm not
walking over there.

- No, I don't think you should.
- I'll check my email.

- Yeah, there you go.

- Look at that pink sky.

- It's so pretty, right?

Look at how pretty
with San Diego.

- Oh, my God, that
looks like Australia.

I know. Let's pretend
we're in Australia.

- Who's gonna have the
ba*ls to go out on that net?

- Can I go over there?

- You can but be careful.
- I can do it.

- This is no lifeline
here. Oh, my God, Kyle.

- I'm your lifeline.
- No, Kyle this is scary.

There's no lifeline here.

- You guys, there's no lifeline.

[laughs]

- Um...

- I don't even
wanna go on that net

and I'll almost do anything.

- I'll do anything.
Come on, don't be a p...

- You know, I'm just
glad that she opened up

and that she kind of...

- Forgave you.

- Yeah, we have
so much in common

from our dance background

and being from Georgia.

- Okay.

Holy sh...

- So I said to her...
- Oh, right, right, right.

[silence]

- I know.

- It's hard for me.

- Oh, oh.
- Yeah, it is kinda nice

actually if you do stand.

- I hate having fights
with friends like this.

This has been hard
for me, you know?

I hate this for me and Erika.

Like, I felt like the two
of us were really bonding.

- You gotta be mean.

Let 'em cry. Let them cry.

- You are Southern to the core.

- That is how I was raised.

Let them cry.

- I'm nervous.
- You're nervous? Listen...

- We're all here.
- We're all here, yeah.

It's okay.
- We're all here.

- No.
- No, no, no.

You're okay and it's okay.

- Breathe, breathe.
- It's all right.

- To have a friend like that

and become a foe so quickly.
- Right.

- I see a potential
in this friendship,

but at the same time,

I don't want a friendship
where I feel scared of somebody.

I can't, um, not ask questions.

I can't not do that, you know?

And it wasn't to hurt anybody.

That's the hard part.

- Kathy, thank
you for this trip.

I'm the king of the world!

- Well, I can hear 'em.

- I know. They're very loud.

- Right?
- They're very loud.

♪ ♪

- I am... ing crazy.

[laughs]

Announcer: Next time
on the season finale.

- Oh, look at this.

He's really strong.

[cork pops]
- Whoo!

- It's my first time
with a tailgate date.

I really wanted to have the...

- Are you nervous?

- I really wish all of you an
incredible Year of the Ox.

- Happy New Year.

- I would love to
see a reach-out

to Denise at some point.

[tense music]

- I don't want any ill will

between us going into
this Chinese New Year.

♪ ♪

- I understand you're
going through a lot, Erika,

but you still have to
apologize to people.

- We need to talk.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪