10x12 - Roman Rumors

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on

- Previously on
"The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- I wanna take
all of us on a trip

in Rome, Italy.

[all screaming]
- Yeah!

- Let this .....ing go.
It's ridiculous.

- You're no longer comfortable

bringing your kids
in our presence?

- You are
a sh... .....ing stirrer.

I'm done.
Stand up.

We're leaving. Get up.
- Denise, this is nothing.

- As long as you feel good
about yourselves...

- No, I'm done. I'm done.
- All of you, great.

- You talk down to us
and asked us

if we were okay with ourselves

and how do we feel...
- Are you?

- Actually, yes, I am.
- Okay, then great.

Then you've solved
that problem.

- When Aaron gets involved,
it becomes something else.

- I'll get to that in a second.
- Mm-hmm.

Any time we try to discuss it,

you're like, "Hey, I don't want
to talk about it.

I wanna shut it down."
- No, that's not true.

- Denise has these feelings,
but she doesn't want to say it.

- I just think you guys need
to be careful with her

because what you see is
not what you get.

- Also we're going
on a .....ing trip with her.

[dramatic sting]

- I know, me too.

- [laughs]
Probably.

- Probably for the best.

[upbeat music]

- Around here,

there's more than just dresses
in everyone's closet.

- The secret to life?

Dance like everyone
is watching.

- I won't settle
for anything less

than everything.

- Life is an audition,

and, honey,
I am getting that part.

- You never know
what to expect

when I'm expecting.

- Break a leg?

Not in these heels, honey.

- My life may not
be a fairy tale,

but I'll always get
a happy ending.

♪ ♪

[birds squawking]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What?
- Yeah.

- She doesn't like you at all.

She said you're obnoxious
because you've lived under

your dad's shadow
your whole life.

- Denise can't stand you?
- Can't stand me.

- She's like,
"Erika's a cold-hearted b*tch."

- Why would she say that?

- They're close.

Brandi goes to visit
Denise on set,

and then things
happen between...

- And then...
- What?

- We hooked up and then...
- Who's "we"?

- Denise and I.

- [chuckling]

Are you saying that Denise
and Brandi, like, had sex?

- [mimics expl*si*n sound]

- What are we gonna do
while we're here?

What are you up to?
What do you feel like?

- Well, definitely have
to do shopping.

- Yes, we need
to shop around here.

There's some things here
that we can only get here.

- Yes, we have to go shopping.
- We need to do that.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

So...okay, so, just...you gotta
help me paint this pictures,

'cause I cannot
figure this out.

- So Kyle and I were
at their house.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Hi.

- Kim came by to drop off
clothes to Kyle,

so then Brandi came in.

- Hi.

- And a lot of things
were said.

- She'll say to me, like,
"I just want you to know, like,

"my private life's, like,
super private.

I would never tell
your secrets."

That just to me was, like,
a threat.

- I don't even know Brandi
that well.

I met her, like, a month ago
on my podcast.

She does seem like somebody
who just says it like it is.

- Oh, yeah.

Listen, I have very conflicted
feelings about this

because I know they're friends,

but Denise knows well
how I feel about Brandi.

You need to be shut down.

- You've had the same hairdo
for 20 years.

- When it comes to Brandi,

how do you know what's true,
what's not true,

what, like...I don't know where
to put this.

Okay, hold on a second.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's how we were.

[upbeat music]

- Pretty.
I know.

- This is so much information
for me to process, I can't...

- But, Rinna,
let me ask you a question.

If you were given
this information by Brandi

and you know it's out there,
what would you do?

- [BLEEP].
Well...

- It's your trip
and it's your friend, so...

- [laughing]
- Yeah, great.

- Ooh, pretty.

- This is it.
- Oh.

- You sleep on it tonight.
It was real fun sleeping.

- Yeah, thanks a lot.
Oh, it's so pretty!

Hello!
Isn't this beautiful?

- This is so exciting.

We are so happy to be here.

- Oh, that's...yeah.

- That's what I'm hoping.
- Okay.

- Wow.
- Hello.

Welcome to Meliá. How are you?
- Oh.

- Welcome to Gran Meliá.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

- How are you today?
- Good, thank you.

- How cool is Lisa Rinna
to organize a trip

to one of my favorite cities
in the whole world, Rome?

- What is it?
- Red fruits and pineapple.

- Buonasera.
- It's nice.

- The last moment that I get
to be with these women

before I get shipped off
to Broadway.

- Okay, ladies,
so I guess we'll have

a little bite to eat,

a little bath,
and I'll see you guys later!

- Thank you, Rinna!

- No, this is my first time.

- I don't imagine.
I have no idea.

- It's a beautiful room.
- Oh, yay!

- Oh, is that your room?
- Oh, you're right next to me!

Good!
Come, come!

- Please, come on in.

- Oh, wow.
Oh, my goodness.

Wow.
- [gasps]

- Oh, look at this!

I've never had an angel
above my bed.

I think it's very good luck.

- Well, I think
it's really good luck.

- I love it.

- Rinna's room is beautiful.

- The terrace.
- Oh, my God!

It's, like, gorgeous
and spacious.

Wait, is that the Vatican?
- Yep.

- We are so close
to the Vatican!

- How exciting.
- This is cool, Lisa.

- I know.

- Shouldn't I have the biggest
and best suite?

I mean, this trip
is in my honor.

Look at you,
moving on up.

- [laughs]

- And welcome to your room
in Rome.

- Oh, this is pretty.

- Oh, this is nice!

- Well, this is going
to be fun.

To maneuver all of these bags.

Italy is the place
to dress up.

Oh, boy.

So I wanted to bring
a few options.

[clatters loudly]

Definitely have enough shoes
and handbags.

But...I went too far.

Interesting.

- [groans]

My stomach's in knots
about the Brandi thing,

but I don't know if it's true
or not true.

If I tell Denise,
how would I even approach it?

"Oh, guess what I heard?"

[exhales]

It's a no-win situation.

[phone trilling]

- Hi.
- What are you gonna wear?

I'm just getting ready now.
I don't know what to wear.

- That sounds very chill.

- Somewhat casual?

- Okay, I'll see you downstairs
at 6:30.

- Okay, bye.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Tomorrow night
I'm gonna get dolled up.

Last year, Kyle didn't want
any of us to bring glam

on our trip,
but, thank goodness,

this year there
are no restrictions.

I love the pearl theme
with the Chanel look.

- Yeah.
- You think Chanel,

and you think pearls.
- For sure.

- How does it look?
OMG.

- [laughing]
- Oh, my God.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

[elevator door dings]

- Look at us.

- Okay, ladies, let's wait
for everybody else.

- Did you get any rest?
- No.

- Hello.
- How's it going?

- You look great.
Wow.

- This is casual?

- Call me Coco, guys.
- [guffaws]

- Call me Coco.

- This is what we call
"Chanel mall cop casual."

- It's a real look.

[both guffaw]

- I love it.
- Are you gonna be cold?

- She doesn't care.
- Oh, my God, I'm freezing!

- Hey, Sutton.
It's Garcelle and Denise.

- Hi, how are you?

- I'm good.
What happened?

- Oh, good.
- Oh, great.

- So we'll see you tomorrow.
- What time?

- Which is what I thought
you were doing

while you weren't on the plane.

- And we would have joined you.
[laughs]

[dynamic music]

- Jesus.

- The reason I told Rinna
was, like,

I'm not in a position where
I need to be, like,

giving Denise any kinds
of heads-up about anything

but you are her friend.
Here's the information.

Do with it what you want.

I wish there was a way
to just make

that entire conversation
that happened just go away.

But it's like I know I'm gonna
have to address the situation

at some point.

- Well, she got
some explaining to do.

[laughs]
- Yeah.

- Coming up...
[phone ringing]

- Hello, Denise.

- Hello, Lisa.
- Hi, Lisa.

- Hi, Garcelle.
- Welcome to Rome.

[upbeat music]

- It hasn't really sunk in

that we are in Rome.
- No, it hasn't.

- There's been so much time
since I've been here last.

I have all of these memories
like it was yesterday.

I spent most of my 20s
in Italy.

This is where fashion girls
like me

can live their best lives.

Look, look,
the Colosseum!

- It's just hard not
to keep looking where we are!

- I know!
- Even in the dark!

- So fun.

[upbeat guitar music]

- Oh, you guys.
- Wow.

- Wow.
- Really impressive.

- It's just mind blowing.

- Everybody in there?
[camera shutter clicks]

Cute.

- I can't squat anymore.
- Right, let's go.

So Sutton just texted.
She's on her way.

- Oh, good.

- Garcelle and Denise
should be arriving tonight.

- Their flight
was slightly delayed.

- Almost there.
Couple more, ladies.

- Look how pretty that looks.

- Wow.
- Guys, look at that.

- Where are we going?

- Is that where we're going,
with the lights?

'Cause that looks cozy.

- Yep, this is it.

- Aroma.
- Let's do it, girls.

- Nice.
- Come on in.

- This is cool.

Oh, wow.

This is magical.

- Hello.
- Hello, welcome.

[both speaking Italian]

- Oh, this is nice.
- Nice.

Nice, nice, nice.
- How cute and cozy!

Oh!
- Oh, yes.

- Should we get a c*ck?
- Yeah.

- Please!
- Oh, hi.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Here's our c*ck list.

- Prego.
- Oh, they've got mocktails.

- Could I have the Court
Margarita but no Mezcal?

Just regular.
- Okay, no problem.

- Yeah, that'll be all.
Thank you.

And no salt.

- Really?
You have to order a margarita?

We're in Italy.

You can order a Prosecco
con Perrier soda,

un gin tonic.

[speaking Italian]

- Club soda.

- [speaking Italian]

- No problem.
Prego.

- Vodka club soda may not be
the most Italian drink,

but at least I ordered it
in Italian.

- Ooh, they have a drink called
the Penicillin.

- I know, I saw that.

Can I have a Penicillin,
light on the ginger juice?

- Can I actually get the ginger

but without alcohol?
- Fantastic.

- We're a very simple,
easy group.

- Yeah, easy, easy.

- Why don't you double
the vodka?

- We are coming
with some food for you.

all: Thank you.

- It's our annual girls trip.
- This was a good idea.

- Well, we had to do it
for Erika.

- Thank you.
- She's gonna be gone

working her a*s off.
- Thank you.

- We need to figure out when
we're all gonna go to the show.

- Opening night?
Can we come opening night?

- Would you not come
opening night?

- Ah!

- Don't come on opening night

because it's not gonna be

all nailed down.
I mean, give me a minute.

Just give me a few times
'cause I want you guys to come

and have a good show.

The truth is,
you rehearse for a month

and then they put you in.

So let me get the kinks out

and then you guys come
to the show.

- Ladies, here we go.

We start with a selection
of our small cheeseburgers.

[patriotic music]

- Did you do that
'cause we're Americans?

- No, it's okay.
- Yeah.

And we have a small Italian
touch for you.

- What is it?
- Caprino.

It is a Italian cheese
with the caviar.

- Yum, thank you.

- Vodka club soda.

We have ginger pineapple
piña colada.

- Oh, thank you.

all: Cheers!

- Cheers, everybody.

[all speaking at once]

- Oh, my God.
- This is so strong.

- This is exquisite.
- Whoa, whoa.

I am not responsible
for anything that comes out

of my mouth after this point.

[all laughing]

- This is so strong, you guys.
[phone ringing]

Hello, Denise!
- Hello, Lisa.

- Hi, Lisa.
- Hi, Garcelle.

You're with...everybody's here.

We're at a restaurant
at the Colosseum.

- It's so beautiful.

- Yes, we're just gonna have
a quick drink

and then probably go back
and go to sleep

'cause we're all so tired.
- Welcome to Rome!

- All right,
get a good night's sleep!

Good-bye!
- You too.

- They made it.

- Okay, I think we should do

one of our, like,

go around the table,
ask questions nights.

- Oh, boy!
- I'm feeling it.

- Okay!

- Should we play a game?

First impression,
not what you think.

- I thought that, Teddi,

maybe you were gonna be
a little boring.

- [laughs]
Okay.

- We should do a fun topic.

[all laughing]

- Something where we can learn
about each other.

- No pressure.

- What is the most trouble
you got in as a teenager?

both: Oh, my God.
[all laughing]

- Oh, God,
mine's embarrassing.

- Mine was really bad.

- When my mom found out

that I had had sex
for the first time,

she called a family meeting.
- No!

- That's .....ing...
- No!

- Girl, that is
so embarrassing.

- That is so wrong.

- I had to sit
in my mom's room...

- No, I'm nervous
for you right now.

- Like this in a chair.
- This is like

the .....ing Inquisition.
I'm sorry.

- I mean, honestly,
it traumatized me.

- What?
- Oh, my God.

How old were you, Kyle?

- Um, that I'm not
talking about.

[all laughing]

So, it was the most
uncomfortable,

worst thing ever.

- I wanna know.
- And then my sister Kathy

leans over and goes,
"How was it?"

[all laughing]
And I was like, "[BLEEP] off!"

- How did everybody
know it happened?

- 'Cause Kim went
and told everybody.

- Kim told every...
- Kim...Kim caught me.

- [gasps]
- Oh, sh...

- Oh, she's been having sh...
on you for years.

[both scream]

- When Kim walked in on me,

my sister gets this, like,
gleeful look in her eyes

and comes over
and rips the blanket off

and has this sort of like...
[chuckles menacingly]

"I'm gonna tell!"

She literally is horrible.
- Thank God,

I praise God I'm an only child.

- Me too! Me too!
- Thank you, Lord!

I am an only child.

I do not have these.
No way.

- We're in Rome, b*tches!

[all shouting]

- No!

[all shouting]

- Oh, girls!

- Oh, my God!

You guys...
- Welcome!

- Coming up...

- You know this is one
of those things

they brought back from Egypt,

and that's why there's
that Tut.

[all screaming]

- Oh, my God.
- Sh...

Holy sh...
- Are you okay?

[upbeat music]

- We're in Rome, b*tches!

[all shouting]

Yeah!
- No!

- Yes!

- I never get surprised ever.

- We're like, "We're gonna go
to the hotel."

What are you drinking,
by the way?

That looks yum.
- Oh, my God.

We're having margaritas.
- We are having drinks!

- Well, I am.
- How you feeling?

- I feel good.
- You feel good?

- Yeah.

Kinda always thought I liked
surprises until this moment.

- I'll take a Casamigo neat.

- Whatever that pink thing is.
- This is a margarita.

- Oh, perfect.

- k*lling it with that jacket.

- Yeah, it's gorgeous.
- Why, thank you.

- Uh, yeah.
I'm single.

Hello!

[all shouting]
No, no, no.

Listen, there's no ring,
there's no thing.

You know what I mean.
- Oh!

[all laughing]

- I need you guys.

Thanksgiving's coming up.

Mike, my ex-husband,
is always at Thanksgiving.

So now Michael,
my new guy,

my chocolate Michael...

- Michael. Good to meet you.
- I'm Dorit.

It's so nice to meet you,
Michael.

- This is Michael.

So Mike is coming
for Thanksgiving

like he always does, right?

And I was thinking of
inviting chocolate Michael.

- I would say no personally.
Thanksgiving is loaded.

- People always go to jail
on Thanksgiving for, like,

having meltdowns.
- What?

- I would like him to come,

but I don't want it
to be mess...

I don't want it to be messy.
- It's gonna be messy.

- So let me not do
Thanksgiving then.

- You don't call him chocolate
Michael to his face, do you?

- No, not to his face, no.
- Okay.

- When Rinna has sex,

I think she actually says,
"Harry Hamlin."

- I don't.
- [screams]

- I can picture you
being like, "Harry Hamlin!"

- Just for you,
I'm gonna do it next time.

- Harry Hamlin,
sexiest man alive.

Give it to me!
Oh!

- Oh, that hurt!

[all laughing]

- Judgy wuzzy
was a pregnant woman.

[all laughing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Oh.

[phone trilling]

- Hey.
- Hi.

I wanted to tell you
what we're doing today

for, you know, wardrobe
and such.

We're gonna go
to the Spanish Steps

and then we're gonna shop.

- Doesn't it?

- We're gonna meet
in the lobby at 11:00.

- Okay, I'll see you then.
- Perfect. Bye.

- Oh, sh...,
what do I wear?

[phone trilling]

- Buongiorno.

Breakfast?
[laughs]

Si.
Eggs?

Bacon?

Coffee, coffee, coffee.
Grazie.

Grazie.

♪ ♪

[phone trilling]

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Trying to look presentable.

Were you working out?

- [groans]
I hate you.

I ordered one croissant
and they sent 12,

so I felt compelled
to eat two of them.

- [laughing]

- Gonna go have fun.
Whoo!

[upbeat music]

You wanna go here?
- Yes, yeah.

- You guys go in that car.
- All right, let's go.

- I couldn't find the correct
adapter for my curling iron.

- Oh!

- You know what? Yeah.
[all laughing]

b*tch, this hat is Chanel.

Someone always has something

to say about
your fashion choice,

which is why you have
to entertain yourself.

- You look like
you just got out of surgery.

[all laughing]

- Hold on.
Why can't you move?

- Well, I just don't want

to knock my hat.
- Oh.

- I've gotta watch
the brim of my hat,

but it already tilted up
a little bit.

♪ ♪

- This is so great.

I love these streets.

- I had fun last night.

- Wasn't that a good night?

- I really loved
that conversation.

♪ ♪

- Okay.

- Grazie.
- [speaking Italian]

- Thank you so much.
- Isn't the sun so nice, guys?

- It feels so nice.
- Wow.

- Really pretty.
- This is amazing!

- We are in Rome.
- We are in Rome.

- We are in Rome, yes.
- I love it.

- These twin churches
I have a little story about.

- What?
- Oh, tell.

- Go ahead.
- Okay, back in 1975,

when they filmed
"The Exorcist"...

- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my God.

- They were very against
having it

show here in Italy,
obviously.

- Makes sense.
- Yeah.

- And so the day it premiered,

one of those churches
was hit by lightning.

[all gasping]
- Oh, my God.

- Really?
- I believe in that stuff.

I really do.
- Oh, I do, too.

- The weirdest sh...
happens to me,

and I was told that our house
is built on a burial ground.

[thunder cracks]

My kids hear things,
see things.

Eloise says there's bodies
underneath her bed.

- Isn't that interesting?
- Crazy.

- Those spirits you crossed,

they want us out,

and I know people are gonna
think I'm .....ing cuckoo nuts

but there's some truth to that,
okay?

[upbeat music]

- Look at this obelisk.
- It's a big deal.

- You know, this is one
of those things

they brought back from Egypt.

They had to stick
a cross on top of it.

- Really.
- Yeah, well, you know,

it was, like,
pagan or whatever.

Oh, my God,

this is not the first time
I've been to Italy

in this lifetime or any other.
No.

- You have a very strong
connection to Spain.

- Yes, I do.
- Yeah.

- I was once kidnapped
as a boy.

I had a lifetime as a boy,
and I lived

in the bottom of a ship.

- Wow.

- Listen, I've had many lives.

Not only was I a Spanish boy,
but I bet you I was

some Roman citizen
having a good time

with those gladiators, okay?

- Wow.
- Yay!

[ding]

Is it like the one
that's in Paris?

- Almost, and that's why
there's that Tut,

even though she's a person.

[all screaming]

- Oh, my God!
- Sh...!

- I told you.

I .....ing told you guys.
- Oh, my God.

- You didn't wanna listen
to me.

I told you there's somebody
in there.

- Holy sh...
- Are you okay?

- Did you see me?

- The thought of Teddi
giving birth in the piazza

scared the sh... out of me.

That was so funny, right?

- Let's go shopping before
I have another heart attack.

- Coming up...

- Who are you channeling
tonight?

- I don't know,
someone fierce though.

- We're going to a funeral.
- We won't say whose yet.

- I hope it's not mine!
[laughter]

[upbeat music]

[phone trilling]

- Hello?

- Where am I going?

- Got it.

I cannot believe I'm in Rome.

- Praise Jesus to bureaucracy
because I did get my passport

quickly so I could
fly commercial.

If I had to charter a plane,
we're talking about...

I don't know...
a dress or two.

It would have hurt.

- Sutton!

- It wouldn't have stopped me,
but it would hurt.

- Welcome to Rome.
- Yay!

- How are you doing?
- Hello.

- Hello.

- Okay, let's go down
the stairs, guys.

- This is so amazing!

- Ah, look at this.
- Wow.

- Oh, my goodness.

- You guys!

- Kyle, I know you're just
looking at all the stores.

- I know.
- Wow, you guys.

- Yay!
- Yay!

- Whoo!
- We made it.

- Oh, look at all the shopping.

- The stores!
- Gucci.

- The stores.
- Prada.

- All of my friends are here!

[speaking Italian]

- Let's go to Fendi.

- Fendi.
- Fendi.

Buongiorno.

- Fendi.
Roma.

I mean,
this is the headquarters

of the legendary house
of Fendi.

This is where it all started,
and there's something

very special to that.

You can get things here that
you can't get anywhere else.

- I am just in love
with this little thing.

- I know, and that's cute.
- Really cute.

- I just want this to...
have it be a little longer.

- Why?
You have a cute a*s.

Why would you wanna
cover it up?

[energetic music]

- So you just do one of these?

- You can, like, do cross body
or like...

- Or like this.
- Absolutely.

- It's a great size.

- I don't wanna upset the
Parisians or the New Yorkers

but in the world
of shopping...

- [vocalizing]

- Italy's pretty good.
It might be the best.

- This is fantastic.
- Isn't it cute?

Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- Ooh, it's so light!

- Oh, they're too big.

- [gasps]

How much is this?

- She said it's not important!

If you have to ask,
you can't afford it.

- Buy it, buy it, buy it.

- You don't need it.
- It's an investment.

- [laughs]

- They didn't have my size
in any of the boots I like.

- Aww, bummers.

- I'm t...I mean, I'm trying
to kind of, like,

steer clear but not be a jerk.

- The what?
The fur?

- Yeah.

- So it's, like,
a thin line.

- I wanna see the kids clothes,
too.

- I love it.

I got a patent hologram b*mber.

- It's so good.
- That's a really good one.

- I'm getting the glittery bag.
- It's 1,200, and this is two.

Oh, I'm gonna be hiding some
credit card bills from Harry

when I get back for sure.

- Kyle, your other bag.
- Thank you.

- Ciao.
- Ciao.

- Grazie.
- Ciao.

- Ciao.
- Arrivederci.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Here it is.
- Stunning.

Look at that.
Gorgeous.

- And at night,
it's pretty epic.

- This is...this is stunning.

- You guys, we have to throw
our coins in.

Okay, let's all line up.

- Come on, you ready?
- Line up.

- Erika, you lead!
- On three.

- One, two, three.

[all cheering]

- Kyle, can you take
a picture of me?

- Backwards, right?

- Okay, slide over this way.

Everybody, okay,
one, two, three.

- By the way, Kyle,

could you get this candid photo
of me in front

of the Trevi Fountain?

[camera shutter clicking]

Serving motorcycle cop vibes.

[all laughing]

- Let's go.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[phone trilling]

- Hey.
- Hey, mama.

How are you?
- I'm good.

- Do you need the steamer?
I got it from, uh, Erika.

- No, I don't need it
right now.

- All right, well,
I will see you down there.

- All right, honey,
thank you.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- I'm loving the Rome
go big, go home.

- Right?
- Yeah.

It's just so fun for me.
[squeals] Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- Okay.

As good as it's gonna get.

- It was a fun day.

We have...I'm hoping...
a relaxing dinner here

at the hotel tonight.
- Good luck.

- Yeah.
[phone ringing]

- Hello.
- Hello.

So Valerie and I
are in the car and...

- Whoo!
New chomper!

Kim, I'm so excited for you.
New boobs, new teeth, who dis?

[laughter]

Anyway, we're about to go
to dinner with Lisa,

Erika, Dorit, Denise.

- She hasn't said, like,
one word to Denise.

- She's like,
"I can't even have a drink

to help me pretend
and be like just whatever."

- She's so funny.
- She's like, "Forget it."

[phone ringing, beeps]

- Hello and thank you
for calling.

You have reached the voicemail
of Edwin Arroyave.

- I'm tired,
I've been on my feet all day,

and knowing that I have to go
to dinner tonight with Denise

when she has all these horrible
feelings about all of us

isn't that appealing.

Oh, my God.

- And, Erika, who are you
channeling tonight?

- I don't know.
Someone fierce, though.

- What are you gonna serve
tonight, what's your look?

- Yeah, what are you wearing?
- Oh, I'm serving some leopard

with Chanel.
- Oh, God.

- I mean, big, big surprise.
- With this hair, even better.

- Rome is a place
to be expressive.

Let's have fun.

Let's embrace all those
old Italian film stars

and all of that sort
of Italian luxury.

- I mean, we do have a little...
- Oh, a veil!

- We're going to a funeral.
- We won't say whose yet.

- I hope it's not mine!
[laughter]

- Coming up...

- Denise, somebody told me

some terrible things
that you said about me.

[tense music]

- Who are you hearing
this from?

- Brandi Glanville.
- Bravo, Bravo, Bravo.

[upbeat music]

- It's dinner for eight.
- Yeah.

- It's so pretty in here.
- Beautiful.

Oh, we get first pick
of the seating.

[both laughing]

Let's do here.

This is great.

- It's really pretty here.
- Wow, it's so pretty.

- Dorit, that skirt
is everything.

- Oh, my God!

- Hello.
- Hi, guys.

- Hello!

- Hi.

- Oh, hello.
- Hi.

- You look nice and...
and evening.

[kisses]
- Hi, girls.

- Hello.

- What's going on?
- You look amazing.

- That looks amazing.
- Wow!

- Dorit and Erika are having
a fashion show.

Come on!

We're having dinner
at the hotel.

- Hello.

- Hi!
- Yay!

You look so pretty!
- Oh, leopards.

Leopard, leopard!

- Where's Sutton?

- Buonasera.
- Did we lose Sutton?

- Sutton.
- I'm sure she's on her way.

- I hate being the last one.

- Hello...[laughs]
- What happened?

You thought it was
a different time?

- No, I...no because...

- How many glam do we have
floating around this hotel?

- Too many.
- What do you care?

- Are you ready to order?

- Do...do you have, like, a...
a pasta with just, like,

tomatoes and basil?

I have an allergy to garlic.

Sorry.
- Just one plate?

- Yeah.

- So I want, like,
a salad and spaghetti.

- Spaghetti.
- Yes.

[both speaking Italian]

- I mean, you gotta
love Dorit.

She's speaking in Italian
even though the waiter's

speaking English
and the menu's in English.

- [speaking Italian]

- I have a feeling Dorit's
gonna have a new accent

when we leave Italy.
- Grazie.

- She's gonna be greeting her
customers at Buca di Beppo...

[Italian accent]
Welcome to Buca di Beppo!

Have some meatball,
rigatoni, pomodoro.

- That looks yummy.

- You guys, I love the food
in Italy.

- I do, too.
- I mean, real Italian.

- Yes.
- Not that sh... that they try

to give us at home.

- [laughing]

- Bon appétit.

[quirky music]

- It's not good.
- Oh, no.

- Oh, no.
- What's wrong? What happened?

- Would you like
a pinot grigio much better?

- Okay, we'll try that.

- Sutton's not happy,

and when Sutton's not happy,
honey...

- Garcelle,

just gonna be truthful
because I really like you

and I enjoy our friendship.

- Okay.

- But I will say at our dinner

I was a little put off

when the first thing
that you asked me is,

"Where do you get
all your money?"

- I wanna know.
How'd you get your money?

[tense music]

- What do you mean?

- Like, where did all
this money come from?

- I married mine.

- I know, right?
- Okay?

- That's definitely
a weird question.

- I'm blunt.
That's who I am, always.

Um, to a fault sometimes.

- "Where did you get
your money," though,

is a little...
- Sutton, I apologize.

- Thank you.
- Accept it?

- I know, thank you.
I appreciate it.

- So have we gotten
all our issues, uh...

- [groans]

Guys, I just...I need
to kind of, like,

say something 'cause I'm, like,
awkward and I'm, like,

breathing heavy
and all these things.

Um...

Denise, somebody told me
some terrible things

that you've said about me.

[uneasy music]

- What terrible things?
- [chuckles]

♪ ♪

You said things like
I am pathetic,

you can't stand me...

- I've never said
any of this to you.

- And that I'm desperate to fit
in with this friend group

because I've been living
in my father's shadow

my entire life.

- I've never said that.

- Oh, wow.

♪ ♪

- I can't choose
who my parents are...

- I would never say that
about your father.

- The same way your kids
can't choose

who their dad or mother is...

- I absolutely would never say
something like that.

- I just think it's
a low .....ing blow.

You didn't say these things
to Brandi Glanville?

[tense music]

- No!

- You didn't?
- No, I did not.

Brandi Glanville's your source?

- She told a lot of things
you've said about me

and other people
at this table and...

- I haven't said anything
about anyone to Brandi at all.

I've hardly talked to her.

I have not spent much time
with her.

I don't talk to her much.

- You didn't talk to her
leading up to the party?

- No.

- She called her the night
before your charity.

- She was like, "You haven't
told anyone anything, right?"

And now she's calling me
and telling me

sh... about Erika,
sh... about you,

and I'm going,
"Who is this crazy person?"

- To try to make you feel like
you guys are close right now.

- Yeah, of course.

- You didn't spend a lot
of time with her

and then stop talking to her...
- No, I did not.

- At all and then talk to her
right before the party?

- No, I did not.

- I don't know Brandi.

The first and only time
I've met her,

she told me that my t*ts
were .....ed up.

- Your t*ts are .....ed up.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

- So clearly she
ain't credible

because they are perfect.

- I'm very surprised
she said this.

I did her podcast.

- Yeah, but that was, like,
six months ago, right?

- Exactly.
- Yeah, but before or after

Kyle's party you didn't have
a conversation about myself...

- Never.

- Denise knows Brandi.

She knows Brandi better
than I know Brandi.

- Denise, are you
still friendly with Brandi?

- I am friendly with her.

Yeah, I think
she's a lot of fun.

I love that
she's a straight sh**ter.

She doesn't have much
of a filter,

but I appreciate that.
[laughter]

I've talked to her
a couple times.

- Denise, have you said things
about me to other people

that are negative?
- I have not.

- I'm hearing that you have.

If you have,

please tell me.
- I would tell you.

- Did you say anything
about Erika?

- No, I didn't.

[tense music]

- What'd she say about me?

♪ ♪

- You were there as well.

♪ ♪

- She came out and said
that you said that Erika

is a cold b*tch,
you didn't like her.

- I never said that!

- Is it possible that
she made it up?

You were there.
You were there.

- I don't know why she would
be making up stories.

- She came out
with very specifics?

- Very specifics,
and she's very upset.

- Brandi's upset?
- For what?

- Denise, because of
what happened with you guys

when she came to see you
at the podcast.

- Nothing happened!
- I don't understand.

- She interviewed me
and my cast.

- How do you know this though?
- Because she came and told us.

- I never said anything
negative about anyone.

- So Brandi's lying?

- Yes, she's lying.
- Why would she lie, though?

- I have no idea.

If I have anything to say,
I would say it.

- The Denise that
I knew before

was open, honest, funny.

She didn't give a [BLEEP].

- How did you meet Aaron?

- So I met him at his center
and then one time we had sex

in one of his rooms.
- What?

- The Denise I'm seeing now
is much more concerned

about her image,
being right,

and being perfect.

- Denise, I wanted to tell you

I'm sorry about
the other night.

- Yeah, no, I was, uh...
I was really taken aback.

You know, I had you all
over at my house

and I had my kids there
and I...I will be, uh,

mindful of them being earshot
with all of us.

- And that's what I don't
quite understand.

- What?
- I had no idea.

- I have no idea
what she could say.

I've hardly talked to her.

- By the way...
- She does.

- What was said
is between you guys.

It has nothing to do with us.
- Why don't you just tell her?

- Just say it, you guys.

You just gotta say it.
- Just tell her.

- Why are we beating
around the bush?

I'm not understanding
a single word.

- 'cause it's really bad.

Why am I not gonna be
the one to tell Denise?

I'm gonna give you one word:

Munchausen.

"True Munchausen's syndrome...

"Those affected feign disease,

"illness,
or psychological trauma

to draw sympathy
to themselves."

- That was
the biggest .....ing blow

I've ever had in my life.

- It didn't come from me.
Somebody came to me...

- I don't care.
You said it.

You put it out in the universe.

- And I'm sorry about that.
- It doesn't mean anything.

- I'm not taking that bait
this time.

I paid dearly for that,
and I learned my lesson.

We're not trying
to hurt you, Denise.

You need to talk to Brandi.

- I have no idea...
- Do you want to know?

- Because I don't know...
- But do you want...

- I don't know.
- Denise, do you want to know?

- Then not here.

- But it's already on camera.
- Because I don't know

what the [BLEEP]...

- Teddi...
- Well, I'm warning you,

because there's gonna be more.

I'm telling you.
- I...and I'm telling you,

there is noth...no truth
to that.

- So you already know
what it is?

- To nothing!

There's no truth to anything.

- Why don't you just say it?

- Because it's really bad,
Garcelle.

[tense music]

- You guys are gonna have
to say it

because it came to you.

- But why are you
torturing her?

- Denise, I'm not gonna
t*rture you any longer.

She said you two had sex, okay?

♪ ♪

- What?

- Teddi...

- Teddi...
- I'm warning you

because there's gonna be more.

- There is no truth to that.

- So you already know
what it is?

- To nothing!

There's no truth to anything.

- Why don't you just say it?

- Because it's really bad,
Garcelle.

[tense music]

- But why are you
torturing her?

- Denise, I'm not gonna
t*rture you any longer.

She said you two had sex.

- What?
- I'm sorry.

I didn't think it was
my place to say it.

- Did you have sex with her?

- No!
[laughing]

No.

- Then she came and said you
and Aaron have an understanding

or something.
That's what she said.

- About what?
- Wow.

- Aaron was there.
- About open...being open.

- Wow.
- Aaron was there?

- He came, I think...
- She said that you guys have

an understanding, and that
she felt that going into it.

- My daughter was there with...
I was there with three kids.

- She was told the next day not
and then she freaked out.

both: What?
- Yeah.

- I had been out with her

and Aaron and, like,

I knew that they have
an understanding.

Like, she could be with girls
if she wanted to,

and as long as, you know,
it wasn't with a guy,

and the next day she's like,

"No matter what you do,
you can't tell Aaron.

He will k*ll me."

- That's what she said.

- Are you .....ing kidding me?
Are you .....ing kidding me?

- She's just out to get you
for no reason?

- And why would she be out
to get you?

- I have no idea.

- If Brandi and Denise
did sleep together,

she doesn't have
to tell these ladies.

That's her business.

I wanna get to the bottom
of it, though.

- What they're trying to do...

- Is give you the opportunity...
- Yes.

- To say whatever it is
that you need to say.

- Yes.
- You guys,

I'm going through
so much stuff.

It has nothing to do
with any of us.

It has nothing to do
with this show,

and Bravo, Bravo, Bravo.

- Honey, you have
to stop saying that.

- I don't wanna be
the person that leaves.

I have to...this is, like...

I'm floored
by this information.

- Please do not air this.
Please.

That is not true.

It is not true.

- I'm sorry for what
you're going through.

I don't know what to b...
and you have to know, like,

I don't know what to believe.

One of the most frustrating
things about Denise

is that she is so concerned
with her image

that every single time
we talk about something

she doesn't want
to talk about,

she's gonna Bravo, Bravo, Bravo
so she can continue

to get an edit that she wants.

- I worked that day
and then I got in the car...

- You actually said you didn't.

- I'm not .....ing doing this.

- I didn't...by the way,
I'm not trying to do that.

- No, stop.
I'm...stop.

Bravo, Bravo, .....ing Bravo.

I am not doing this,
you guys.

Stop.
- I'm not trying to do that.

- Yes, you are.
Kyle, you .....ing are.

I'm done, guys.

I need Chris Cullen or I'm out.

- The fact that Denise
is yelling

at the cameras and the crew

because she's going through
all these personal issues

is actually exactly what
she signed up to do,

to talk about what's going on
in her life.

- Honey, you gotta straighten
this sh... out with Brandi.

- It's the least of my worries,

dealing with
what I'm dealing with.

- I'm sure.

- By the way,

whatever the story is
between you and Brandi...

- It's...there's no story.
- We don't care.

- Okay, and that's your side.
That's her side.

Like, whatever.
I don't care.

- I'm a very married woman,

and I love my husband to death.

- You don't have
to explain yourself.

- All I know is anything
I have felt,

I have said.

- I don't think that's true.

You know, Teddi's feelings
were hurt and...

- Wait a minute, do you care
more about

what has been said about you

or do you care more about
what's being said about Denise?

- That's a good question.

- Because those are
two different things.

- It's none of my business
what Denise...

- Then why did you bring it up?
If it's none of your business...

- Because it's already
out there, so...

and it's about to be out there
in a more public way.

- Well, don't get
angry with me.

- But then why are you shaking?
I've already explained it.

- You know what,
don't talk to me like that.

I'm sorry, I know I'm new
and I don't understand

and all of that.
- I'm saying...

- Well, you don't need
to bring it up.

A few months before, a friend
of mine had said to me

that Denise
had slept with Brandi.

But why would I
bring up a rumor

about who slept with who?

And especially
not at the dinner table.

It's not right.

- I'm trying to tell Denise,

"You've said these things
about me,

and I've heard them..."
- Okay.

- So here it all is.
- So...but you also brought

a personal part into it
that maybe you didn't need to.

I think Teddi is saying this

because she got
her feelings hurt.

- I fully understand Teddi
is an over thinker,

and she has anxiety already.
- No sleeping.

So much .....ing anxiety.

- She got something off
her chest tonight

which is bearing
a burden for her.

- Wait a minute.
I...I'm not...

you didn't let me finish.
That's not fair.

- Well, I'm just saying,
like, I mean,

everyone knows Teddi's...
- Kyle, I didn't finish.

Let me finish the thought.
- Okay.

- I care about Denise
more than you do.

I mean, I really do,
and I...

- It's not a competition.
I'm just saying...

- No!
- That was hard for her.

I get it, but, like, she's...

- You don't even let me finish
so that was a little bit rude.

- You know, we can't...we can't
wrap any of this conversation

up in a bow and it's done.

- There's no closure
from tonight.

- No.

- [sighs]

- This is a quiet group
right now.

- All right, good night,
you guys.

- Well, good night, everybody.

- We got bigger things
to worry about than them.

- Thank you.
- Just let it go.

- Yes, b*tch.
- I'm not.

I have to call
a .....ing lawyer.

- Denise.

I think you need
to talk to Brandi, though.

- Next time

on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

[engine revs,
women scream, laugh]

- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!

Are we trying the squid?
[laughs]

- You've put worse
in your mouth.

- I'm gonna be super honest.

Brandi said I want
to let you know

things that the group
was saying behind my back.

- So you talked to Brandi
about it?

- I just feel like I'm trying
to make a point

and then you cut me off.

- I wasn't thinking
about anything

except what Denise is gonna
have to deal with right now.

- I don't know Brandi Glanville
very well.

I don't know you very well
either.

- I will tell you Brandi
said that she has had sex

with some of the people
from this group.

- Someone at this table
right now?

- Yes.

[dramatic music]

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