10x08 - Mind Your P's and BBQ's

[bunniefuu]

- Cruz, look at this.

- Cruz, look at this.
- What?

- A bouncy house.

You guys, should we eat?
Grab your plate.

Where are the kids?

- Two are on a sleepover,
and one's on a playdate.

- Oh...

- That's why your kids
aren't here?

I know what you're thinking.

Family barbecue, after what
Denise said in Santa Barbara.

- Honestly, I've never
talked about a threesome

with my child before.

I will be mindful of them

being an earshot
with all of us.

[dramatic hip-hop music]

- I wasn't being shady.

My husband and I
love doing barbecues.

That is our way to get everyone
together with our families,

and just relax
and enjoy the day.

There's shaved ice outside.

- Cruz, you want a snow cone?

- Oh, my God,
he's peeing in the pool!

- No.
[laughter]

- This year, my barbecue
started out fun...

- [screaming, laughing]

- We're black.
We don't do that stuff.

That's white people stuff.
[laughter]

- But did not end that way.

- You are a sh...
.....ing stirrer.

There's a .....ing line.

I'm done.
- Denise, don't leave.

♪ ♪

- What is happening?
- Sh... happens.

♪ ♪

- Wait, I'm getting
ahead of myself.

Before the barbecue,
there was Garcelle's event,

and things did not
go well there either.

♪ ♪

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God, I haven't worked
on my speech for tonight.

- Not at all?

- I did, but I just
want it to be right,

but from the heart and simple.

I don't want it to be too long.

I don't want it to be too
short.

- I'm excited.
This is so cool.

- Me too.
It'll be fun.

I'm being honored tonight
for my work for the LA Mission.

We need more beans!
- Right here behind you.

- Oh, thank you.
Awesome.

I mean, I grew up in Haiti.
I saw poverty.

I know what it's like for
people not to have anything.

So, how do you not wanna help?

How do you not
wanna do something?

How do you not be human?

Mike is bringing the boys.

He took them out shopping.

Now, you know what scares me?

I love that he's helping out
and getting them the clothes.

If they come with
their hair looking crazy,

you know that's a big mama
big deal, right?

I invited the ladies
to come tonight,

because I really
want them to show up.

Not a passive-aggressive
"Come if you want, don't come."

Here's the thing, guys,

truthfully, I really don't care
if y'all come or don't come.

- Nope, it's not happening.

I want you to come.

I'm going to go pick up Rinna,

and then we're going to go
to the event together.

How are we doing
on time, you guys?

I don't wanna be rushed
getting dressed.

♪ ♪

- Guys, getting this on was
a real freakin' mission.

- You look beautiful.

- I wanna be that cute
and pregnant.

- Oh, my God, you look so cute.
Look at that little bump.

- Thank you, guys, so much.
Love you, love you.

Oh, sh**t, I gotta
figure out what bag.

The silver one?
- Yeah.

- You know what, you're
already going all out.

- Ay-yi-yi.

- Don't hurt yourself.
- Yeah, that one is so cute.

- You know what, hot mess
express around here.

Running late.

Bye, love you.
- Have a great night.

[bright electronic music]

- Do you wanna go...
[indistinct]

Stay, okay?

[murmurs]

Hi! Garcelle!
- Why, hello!

Hi, gorgeous. Mwah!
- How are you? Mwah!

You look beautiful.
- Very Hollywood. So do you.

Where is everybody?
- There's nobody here.

- Okay.
- Just me and the dogs.

Let's get out
while we can, Garcelle.

- [chuckles]
Yeah, exactly.

♪ ♪

- Cheers to you.

It's really nice to have
an honor like that.

- Mm-hmm.

How was Santa Barbara?

- Well, Denise said that
Sami came to her

and asked her
what a three-way was.

- [gasps]

- Honestly, it takes
a lot to offend me.

I wasn't even gonna
say anything,

until Sami said something to me,
and I was like, "Oh, sh..."

You know, it...it affected her.

- Really, what we
started to say was,

"Denise, look, I think we all
feel comfortable around you,

"because you have been
so comfortable

with your sexuality."

- And so, she feels like
she wants it segmented...

- Well, that we shouldn't have
said it in front of the kids.

- I agree with that.

I totally understand why Denise
thinks this is inappropriate.

I mean, her kids are there.

As adults, we have
conversations with each other.

If our kids are around,
it's not the same conversation.

- We sit down for breakfast,

and, I will say that,
in the car,

when we rode home with
Denise the other night,

what she said about Kyle,
she would not say to her face.

- [gasps] Really?

- Which surprised me.

Denise had a lot
to say about Kyle.

- Kyle always brings it
back to her.

- And she doesn't pay attention
to a word you're saying.

- She doesn't listen.

- Always.
- Always.

She wants to be the center
of a.....ing-tention.

- [laughs]

- Sorry, that is
the g*dd*mn truth.

It's true. She does.

- You can say it
behind their backs,

but sooner or later,
you gotta tell that person,

or it's going to come back
to bite ya.

I think that Kyle
doesn't necessarily

pay attention to her,
same as you.

- I feel like I talk
to you all the time,

and I feel like you just
glaze right over me.

[hip-hop music]

'Cause it's all about Kyle.

- I guess after we left,
Kyle said to Erika,

"You're not as good of
friends with Dorit

as you think you are."

- By the way, I'm sorry.
- Everyone be honest!

- In my opinion, she's not
close with you at all

so it makes no sense.

- Who says that?

- [laughs]

- Oh, damn.

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

This is all for you!

- Hi!
- How are you?

- I'm so excited!
- I'm excited.

- Hello.
- Hi!

- Hi, Lisa. How are you?

- Nice to see you.
- You look good.

- How great is this? Thank you.
- It is awesome.

- You look very dapper.
- Very dapper.

- I tried, I tried, I'm trying.

- There's Teddi.
- Oh, Teddi...

- Hi!
- Hi, you look so pretty!

- You look so good.
- How are you?

♪ ♪

Congratulations.
- Thank you.

- When did you get back?
- This morning.

- No rest for the weary, baby.

- No, I will rest
when I'm dead.

- That's right.

- You look beautiful.

- How are you?
- I'm great.

- Congratulations.
This is wonderful.

- Thank you so much.
You look beautiful.

- Are your boys here?
- They're coming.

They should be here any minute.

Ha! You look so cute,
I can't stand it.

Oh, my God, you guys
look so handsome.

[laughs]

Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- Thank you.

- Vodka soda, two limes.

- Oh! My drink.

Dorit's not coming.

- Yeah, Kyle told me
she had a fever.

- I feel so worn down.
I feel it all in my...

- Is it aching, like,
your teeth and stuff?

- Garcelle's event
is tomorrow night.

- I wanna support her.
- You should stay home.

- Well, hello!
- Hello!

- Hello!
- This is Sutton.

- Hello, Sutton.
- These are my boys.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.

- Hello.
- Hi there, nice to meet you.

[tense hip-hop music]

- Wow! You look like a queen.

You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- This is it right here.

- How are you, hot stuff?

- Hi! Oh, my God, hey, hi.
- Look at you.

Mwah. You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.

- What table are we at?
- Four.

- I mean, obviously this is
not the time or place

to get into a big discussion,

but the last time we all saw
Denise in Santa Barbara,

things were not good...

- We've done films.

We have posed for "Playboy."

We have to .....ing own that,

is really what I'm trying
to say, Denise,

'cause you can't be
a hypocrite about it.

- Of course I do.

- You have to .....ing own it.

- And here she just shows up
like nothing's wrong.

[funky music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you, honey.

- This is good, actually.

- [yells]

- [laughs]

- Did you just throw that
at your child?

- A piece of bread.

- Sorry.

- Do you need to go
to the restroom?

Now's a good time.

- Ladies and gentlemen...

- I think we can go
right here, babe.

- Please welcome your host,
Nick Cannon.

[cheers and applause]

- Good evening.
How's everybody doing?

- Great!

- Here to introduce this year's
Legacy of Vision honoree

is Ms. Ali Landry.

[cheers and applause]

both: Ali!

- Oh, shut up, we said it
at the same time.

- I love Ali.

- I am so honored
to call this year's

Legacy of Vision award winner
one of my dear friends.

Garcelle has always interwoven
the constructs of gratitude,

service, grace, and humility

as part of her moniker.

Please welcome up to the stage

this year's well-deserved
honoree, Garcelle Beauvais.

[cheers and applause]

- I love you so much.
[laughs]

Thank you so much.

I wanna say that I stand here
alone tonight on this stage,

but I cannot accept
this award alone,

so, I wanna say thank you
to my children.

Oliver is not here,

but to Jax and Jaid,

I just want you guys
to be proud of me.

all: Aww.

My oldest son, Oliver,

who is doing great now,

I got married really young,
and then Oliver came along.

He was the light of
both of our eyes.

And then, he started hanging out
with the wrong crowd,

got into drugs,

and we did everything
that money could offer him,

um, and nothing seemed to work.

My purpose that God has given me

is to reach people

and let them know I care,

and it's my privilege
to pay it forward.

It was really, really,
really difficult

to watch him sort of unravel.

And, um, being at
the LA Mission,

when I couldn't see him...
[sniffles]...

and I knew that he was
having a hard time,

um...

[soft hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

It was like me feeling him
without him being there.

I wanna say thank you
to that table over there.

Everybody who supports me,
I love you.

My new best friends.

Some of them, not so much...

[laughter]

But we'll figure that out.
[laughs]

[hip-hop music]

- [laughs]
Who's the not-so-much?

- I know it's not me.

I'm not quite sure
which one she's talking about.

♪ ♪

- Yes, Kyle, you.

Thank you so much.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Well, I'm gonna take off.

- You're leaving?
- Yeah.

- See you at the next sh...show.
I can't stay for this one.

- I wanna say thank you

- I wanna say thank you
to my new best friends.

[hip-hop music]

Some of them, not so much...
[laughter]

But we'll figure that out.
[laughs]

Anyways...

♪ ♪

Thank you so much.

[cheers and applause]

- No.

[light hip-hop music]

- Have you had an issue
with Garcelle?

- No.
- Me neither.

- Did we miss it?
- Yes!

[laughs]
- Sh...!

- When I win the Oscar,
please don't leave the room.

- I'm so .....ing sorry.

I'm sorry I missed Garcelle's
speech, but I had to pee.

- You missed it.

She said she's good friends
with some of us,

and others not so much.

- Oh...

- I was here.

I don't know if I was
one of those people.

I don't know if I was
one of those people.

- Thank you, Kyle!

- I'm just saying.

- It's been a great night.
Have you had fun?

I've had fun.

- I am grateful
Kyle showed up tonight...

- Please don't forget this.

This is my mission,
and this is your mission too.

Have a great night.
Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

- But in Beverly Hills,
we show up for charities,

so, is it nice?

Is it what she does?

We'll never know.

- Oh, look, dance floors.

- Oh, my God,
I love those shoes.

- These shoes...
- These are so cute.

- These are Gucci.

- Do they feel high,
or they're, like...

- They feel very high.

No, these are...
we're not messing around.

- Okay.
- Do wanna see it in person?

[laughter]

- You both have your
kitties on tonight.

- They got their kitties on.

- We got our Cartier
powers working.

- Meow!

- Garcelle's not back
over here yet?

- Not yet.
- She's probably circulating.

- Congratulations,
that was great.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- Well, I'm gonna take off,

because it's gonna take me
an hour to get home,

and I have to come back out
here at 6:00 in the morning.

- You're leaving?
- Yeah.

[hip-hop music]

Well, I have to work
really early.

I've been going since 6:00 a.m.

I really don't have the energy

to deal with
the bullsh... tonight,

because I have 30 pages
of dialogue to learn...

Goodbye, girls.
- Bye, honey.

- So, see you at
the next sh...show.

I can't stay for this one.

- Bye, Denise.
- Bye.

- Drive safely.
- Bye, girls.

- It seems to me like
Denise wants to run off,

so that she doesn't have to
get into any conversations

about anything uncomfortable.

- Well, I'm gonna head home.
- Oh, you are?

- I have to work tomorrow
in the morning.

- Oh, yeah, go home
- All right, bye, honey.

- Honestly, we all have to
.....ing be somewhere.

I'm sorry.

- If Denise just stuck around
for, like, 20 minutes,

it could be done tonight, over.

There needs to be
some resolution.

But she's just avoiding us.

- Hi, guys.

Can I squeeze in?
- Hi, Garcelle!

- Come on in!
- Wherever you like.

- Whoo!
- Garcelle, good job.

- Thank you so much, you guys.
- Lovely.

- Cheers.
- Yes, cheers to you.

- This is bad for the turtles.

- That's the next event.
[laughter]

- That's the next event,
for the turtles.

- Yeah, let's raise the money
for the turtles.

- Make us money for the turtle.

- Cheers to the turtle.

- So, you guys, aren't you
tired from Santa Barbara,

or are you okay?

- This group tends to rally.
- We rally.

- We rally. That's what we do.
- We rally when we have to.

- And that means a lot.

- Too bad you weren't there.
We missed you.

- I know, I'm sorry
I missed it.

- We had a fun sleepover.
- Was anything resolved?

- No...yeah, some.
- Denise's...

♪ ♪

- Well, the night before, it
ended in very abrupt fashion.

She said, "I'm done talking
about it, I'm done."

- Who did?

Oh, Denise.
- Yeah.

- I think that there
is a part of Denise

that is regretful for
saying the "big p*nis"...

- Let me ask you this,
when you met him,

was there, like,
instant attraction?

- He has a very big p*nis.

- Oh, my God.
[laughter]

Okay, well...
- Okay, then.

- And the happy ending.

- Aaron had never
had a happy ending,

and we were on the hunt.

- For one? He wanted one?
- Yeah.

- No, I wanted him to have one.

- I think she thinks
she .....ed up.

So, I think she's compensating

and trying to be
the really good girl,

putting it off on us like,
"You guys are bad.

"I'm trying to be
the good mother.

Like, mother of the year."

- I didn't like the feeling
of saying, like,

"Oh, well, I can't bring
my kids around you,

because you're so, like,
irresponsible and crazy."

We're not those women.
We're really not.

- Well, we all have kids.

- I don't feel like
a bad mom, honestly.

- I don't feel like
a bad mom, either.

I mean, my kids are alive.
They're not in jail.

[laughter]

- Denise comes off as
so sex-positive,

and we celebrated her for that.

No one was judging her.

So, to flip on us,

this says something
about Denise

and not about us as a group.

- I think she's
just protective...

she's protective of the kids.

I think she's always been
very sensitive to it.

- That's the point that...
I mean, whatever.

- I have to bring something up:

when I left Erika's house,
I felt very uneasy.

I felt like I keep
bringing things up to you,

and you glaze over them.

And I have an example.
- Bring it on.

- Okay, yesterday, I was at
work, I was in Nashville.

This actress, who I hadn't
worked with on the set,

comes in,
and we started talking.

And in the matter of, like,
less than five minutes,

I reveal so many things
about myself to this girl,

she reveals stuff to her.

And I feel like, with us,
we just stay on the surface.

- Garcelle hasn't spent
that much time with us

to get to know us,
and vice versa.

- We should call Garcelle.
- Garcelle's not coming.

- Who are we missing? Garcelle?
- She's not coming.

- No, it's her son's birthday.
- Yeah.

- Oh, right.

- Is that it, because Denise
is coming late, right?

- And Garcelle can't come.

- It takes time.

- But I just feel
like you don't...

you're not present with me.

- I have not clocked Kyle
not acknowledging Garcelle.

I'm too self-involved
to see that, to be honest.

I have not seen it.

- I honestly felt
that when you and I...

the very few times
we hung out together,

'cause you've been away a lot,
that we had the best time.

And I learned about your kids
and where you were moving.

How long have you been in
the house you're in now?

- About seven years.

- Oh, so, a long time.
- Lots of memories.

Having sleepovers,
birthday parties.

But this new house is like
a new beginning for me.

- And you're building it.
That's a lot of work.

- It was a lot.
I'm not...physically.

[laughs] Right, obviously.

- Not that much work.
- Yeah, exactly.

- I mean, do you know
much more about me than that?

- I think I do.
- You do?

Like, where are
we different there?

♪ ♪

- I feel like I am
much more interested in

what you have to say

than you're interested
in what I have to say.

- I actually am very interested
in what you have to say.

I mean, hey, everyone has
some problem with me,

so, bring it on,
I mean, whatever.

- I don't have to
bring anything on.

I was just making a point.

♪ ♪

I think when Kyle likes you
and is interested in you,

she's a great friend.

Ask Teddi, not Dorit.

Okay.

- Well, Garcelle...

- Oh, boy.

- If you ever need
a package deal...

[laughter]

- You just got a package deal.

Take it, Garce.

- Then we're gonna
roommate together.

We're gonna room together.
- That's actually hilarious.

- That's very funny.

Coming up...

- You know what really
hurt me, though?

- What?

- Lisa Rinna calling me
a hypocrite.

- Honey, that pisses me
the [BLEEP] off right now.

Here, why don't you just shut
the [BLEEP] up? How about that?

[upbeat electronic music]

- Thank you.
[both chuckle]

Well, at least we got
to get out for a minute.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Table for two?
- Table for two.

Do you have anything upstairs?
- Yes, I do.

- Great.
- Beautiful view.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

- Well, this is nice, honey.
- Oh, good.

- Beautiful.
- Enjoy.

- It's been a long day.
- That's nice, thank you.

Let me just tell the kids

that we weren't gonna
be gone too long,

'cause it's a school night.

- Yeah, I know.
- How are you, miss?

How are you, sir?
- Hi. Good. How are you?

- Can I offer something
to drink to start?

- I think I may have to
go with a super octane

Casamigos Reposado.

Do you have the big rock?
- Yeah.

- I'll do mine on
a big rock too.

- Absolutely.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- I have to put my ring back on.
- I'm famished.

- I hate that I can't wear
my ring when I film.

You know what I did a few times?

- What?
- I pinned it inside my bra.

- Really? That's nice.

- Yeah, so it's
still close to me.

- What side?
- I did the right side.

- So it's a little
further away. That's fine.

- But anyway...
- Right.

- I didn't even tell you what
happened in Santa Barbara.

- So, tell...share.

- I didn't have a great time.
- How come?

- Well...

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

So, the women really
got into it with me,

because I mentioned
to Teddi and Sutton

when I went and got
a facial with them,

and then also Erika,

that Sami overheard
fighting about threesomes.

- Sami, she said
that they overheard

someone fighting
about a threesome.

I was like, I didn't
even know what to say.

- Ah...

- It's so simple.

Don't be rude and crude while
there's young kids around.

- I know.

- I'll just do the mashed
potatoes

and then a salad with just
cucumbers and shaved parmesan,

no dressing or pepper
or anything.

Thank you so much.

- And I'm gonna do the filet.
- Thank you.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, thank you.

- Well, it's gone from
that to Teddi thinking

I'm making them look bad
by talking about the kids.

- No, are you kidding me?

- It obviously bothered you,

'cause you brought it up
to Sutton and I.

Putting it out there makes
the...the group look bad.

- Honey, that pisses me
the [BLEEP] off right now.

Here, why don't you just
shut the [BLEEP] up?

How about that?
Shut the [BLEEP] up.

- Being children of Charlie
Sheen and Denise Richards

already comes with a lot of
baggage for our daughters.

It's so out of line that
these women thinks it's okay,

"Don't worry,
they'll get over it.

"They've heard way worse
about their father

or you or whatever,"
and it's like,

I don't need my friends
adding to the baggage.

- Who cares what they think?

- I shouldn't have.
I'm just telling you.

- I wouldn't even lose sleep
over it in a minute.

- But you know what really
hurt me, though?

- What?

- Lisa Rinna calling me
a hypocrite.

- Are you kidding me?
- No.

- That's idiotic.

- Of all people at the table,

the one person that came
at me the most was Lisa...

- Really?

- Who knows so much more stuff
than the other women do.

For her to do that in front
of all the other women,

I thought, "Wow."

I was quite surprised
that it came from her.

I've never had these issues
with Lisa, ever.

She's never voiced
this sh... before. Why now?

- Do you talk about
the hookers around your kids?

About the hookers that
Charlie brings around?

'Cause you've been
quite free with us.

- If she's had all
this built-up anger

towards me all these years,
because I did "Wild Things,"

why didn't she say anything?

She keeps saying, "Own it,
speak your truth, be honest."

Well, b*tch, if you have felt
this way all these years,

why did it take all these years

and in front of this group
to say this stuff to me?

So, Kyle invited us to...
[chuckles]...

um, the barbecue.

Right.

- I don't even wanna
.....ing go.

- Go with me.
- I really don't.

What day is it?
- I'm not going alone.

Saturday.

- This Saturday?
- Yeah.

- Completely booked.
- Thank you.

Oh, that looks good.
Thank you.

[hip-hop music]

- They have it hidden for us.
- They do?

- Mm-hmm, 'cause they don't
really have it here.

[chuckles]

So, we're going to go.

It'll bite me in the a*s later.

- I'll bite you in the a*s
later, if you want.

What? Did I say that out loud?
I'm just kidding.

- [laughs]
Honey, you're funny.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Francisco,
can you help me put

these four flowers
on that table?

Also, if you could go pick up
some hamburgers for me,

'cause some of the kids
really wanted hamburgers.

Story of my life.

♪ ♪

- I love me some Mexican.

I just was kind of hoping for...

- I was kinda fixated
on the hot dog.

- Our yearly dog.
[laughs]

Once, twice a year,
a good hot dog.

- Mm-hmm.

That's how I feel.
Once, twice a year.

- Mmm.

That's okay.
- I'll eat anything.

- I will too, pretty much.

- Guys, are you ready?

Jaggy, you ready, my love?
Should we get going?

Wow!

You are so strong, and that
looks so good on you.

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- I love the grounds.

- Yeah, Mom, this house
is way better than yours.

- [laughs]

Then, you know what,
come live with Kyle.

She'd love to have
a wise-a*s kid.

- Oh, good,
we have quesadillas,

'cause the kids
like quesadillas.

[doorbell rings]

♪ ♪

Hey, guys.
- Hello.

Hi! [laughs]

- Nice to see you.

Come on in.
- Thank you.

Are we the first to come?
- You're the first ones.

- Oh, my God, we're on time.
- Exactly.

Amazing, I love it.

[exhales]

[laughs]

Peek inside this tent.
It's so cute.

- Oh, my God, I love it.

- Is this not adorable?
- Oh, my God, this is great!

- I mean, look at this.
[exhales]

- I love this house.
It's so pretty.

- I wanna have sex in here.

- [laughs]
I've been married too long.

♪ ♪

Hi, guys.
- Hi, guys.

He can talk to my boys.

Oh, my God,
we're gonna need help.

Michael, I need help
getting up, Michael.

- We're damsels in distress.
- Help the girl up.

- Michael!
- How are you?

- Hey, how are you?
Good to see you.

- Good. Nice to see you.
- This is beautiful.

Look at all of this.
- I need a man to help me up.

- I would love to.
- Why, thank you.

- Michael and I met
when I was doing match.com.

How are you?
- Mwah. Good to see you.

- I come bearing tequila.

You know,
dating online is hard.

My fear was being sold
into sex sl*very,

kidnapped forever,
never seen again.

For sure biggest fear.

- Well, let's go inside
and get a drink.

- Yes.
- Let's go inside. Okay.

- I love what you're wearing.
I love the colors.

Yellow's my favorite color.
- Thank you.

- I think we just go in.
- I think we go in.

Hello?

- Hello.
- Hi!

- Hello.
- How are you, honey? Mwah.

- Good to see you.
- Looking so cute.

- Hi.
- Muah.

- Hello. We've never met.

- Oh, have you never met?
- No.

- Slate, this is Sutton.
- Hi.

- What do you do? Eye contact.

Put your hand out.
Say, "Nice to meet you."

- Ladies, don't have to
shake hands. It's okay.

- Cruz, look at this.
- What?

- A bouncy house.

- See over there, I got
a bouncy house for you.

And then look inside that tent.

Go look inside that tent.

- Oh, my gosh, it looks so good.

[bright electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Right. [clears throat]

It's so petty and...
- I know.

♪ ♪

- That is low on the totem pole.

- I smell tacos.
- I love a taco.

- Well, hello.

- Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

- Okay, can I just
say something?

- Yes.
- Guys, close your ears.

You close your ears.
- Earmuffs.

- You b*tches are not casual.

- This is Beverly Hills
casual, Garcelle.

- Whatever.
- This is casual too.

Garcelle just needs
to learn the lingo.

Beverly Hills casual covers
jeans and tennis shoes

to jeans and high heels
and a blouse...

Oh...

- Oh, my God, I thought
you said barbecue.

- I know.
- She says barbecue.

I'm thinking, like, jeans
and this...I hate her.

- Well, look at me, I'm in
my pajamas and my flip-flops.

- I'm actually not
barbecuing anything.

To shorts and a tank top

to Dorit showing up as,

I don't know, a beekeeper?

- You look great, Dorit.

[groovy music]

- So, how are you feeling?
- Yeah, I'm feeling good.

I had a good
doctor's appointment.

- Do you feel a lot of kicks?

- Like, I'll feel,
like, pain at night,

but it's not necessarily kicks.

And they said, because, like,

my placenta is very high
right now, that I...

- Are you going to
eat your placenta?

- I will in pill form.
- You will?

- Mm-hmm.
- We didn't do that.

- Our parents never did that.

- What's the purpose
of eating it again?

- It helps postpartum.

- I didn't have a choice.
I had twins.

I was like,
"Girl, keep it moving."

- And you ate the placenta?

- No.
- No, she didn't.

- We're black.
We don't do that stuff.

That's white people stuff.
[laughter]

We don't do sh... like that.

Oh! Oh, my God!

Why don't you guys
go running around?

Why are you on the phone
on the rocking chair?

Move, go do something...

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- Coming up...

- You're no longer comfortable

bringing your kids
in our presence?

- She said, "Why would
I bring my kids?"

- But you do feel comfortable
bringing your kids around us?

- Oh, I hear the girls.

- Hello!
- Hi!

- I didn't know it was
that serious.

- Did you do glam?

- Oh, heaven forbid.
- Hi, baby, high five.

- Jagger, Cruz is
looking for you.

- I'm living for this outfit.
What is this?

♪ ♪

Get out of here, I love you.

[slow hip-hop music]

- Yeah, could we have
your number?

- Where should we go
for dinner after?

- Aren't we gonna eat here?
It's a barbecue.

♪ ♪

Should we stop and get
a bag of ice?

- You know what
we should've done?

I should've had
an ice sculpture made...

- For her.
- Three times...[chuckles]

- We'll throw another party,

and we'll have
a sculpture made of her.

- Ah, do we have to go?
Can't we go to a restaurant?

- Let's just go
hang out somewhere.

- They're just going to fight.

- Who wants to hang out with
friends that act like that?

♪ ♪

- Look how cute these boys are.

All they want is a ball.
- So cute.

- I wish it were that easy.

I wish I could say,
"My girls just wanna ball.

That's all they want."
And I'd just hand them a ball.

♪ ♪

- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?

- Hello.

- Hi, Denise.
- Aw, you look so cute.

- Thank you, baby.
- Thank you.

- Thank you. So...

[hip-hop music]

Okay.

♪ ♪

- Seriously, it helps.

- Wow. Thanks.

- Dorit, put this in
your underwear right now

before you drink.

- Where is my liver?

Where are the kids?

- The kids are...
two are on a sleepover,

and one's on a playdate.

- Oh...

I got a bouncy house and
everything. Look how cute.

I was thinking Eloise
was going to love this.

You have to see
how cute this is.

- She would love it.
She loves bouncy houses.

- I was excited for Jagger
and Phoenix to meet Eloise.

- Oh, that's so cute.
Check out the table.

- Hi, guys.
- Hello.

- Whose dog?

- That's, um, Khloe.
That's Kyle's oldest.

- I have never seen a tiny dog.

I've only seen big dogs here.

Khloe, I've never
seen you before.

Do you have to go potty?

Aww, look at you.

- You guys, should we eat?
- Yeah!

- Grab your plate.

- Can I have a quesadilla?

- My intention really is
to have a barbecue,

but then it gets to be a lot.

- That's a lot of work.
This is perfect.

- So, this time,
I really was going to.

My husband was going to
do the barbecuing...

- But barbecue means
hanging out.

- But he left.
He went to go to a USC game.

- He did? So he's not
going to be here?

- No. So, I was like,
"I'm not barbecuing."

I cook a lot,
but barbecue is not my jam.

- No, no.

- Oh, a cheese enchilada
and chile relleno

and rice and beans
and a cheese quesadilla.

Yeah. Where do you
want us to sit?

- Wherever.

- I can sit anywhere.
It doesn't matter.

- Just sit wherever, guys.
Obviously, this is casual.

- I just put glasses; I didn't
know where anybody was.

So I just sat down.
- This is casual. [laughs]

- Come sit with me.

- Well, I gotta find one
that's high enough for myself.

- It's very comfortable
once you get down.

- I can't even figure out
how to get down.

I pretty much
figured out quickly

we are just going to proceed
in this friend group

as if I am not pregnant.

- Teddi, would you
like some...sh...

Hold on, you can't
eat the sushi,

and you can't drink the drinks.

You want some water?
I have water.

- Water's perfect.
- Water.

- I decided to take
a pregnant person

on a wine tasting trip
on a bike.

[laughter]
- That's a great idea, Kyle.

- [grunts] There we go.

- By the way, I love the sitting
on the floor like this.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- What did you say?

- I got the note that the kids

should not be within
earshot of us,

so they're not here.

- That's why your kids
aren't here?

- Where are the kids?

- Kids are...two are
on a sleepover,

and one's on a playdate.

- Oh...

- Well, a combination.

- Our kids are all...we're fine.

We're not, like, not safe.
[laughs]

- Really?

That's something else I got...

I got a note otherwise.
[chuckles]

This has been a lesson for me.

I will be mindful of them

being an earshot with
all of us, that's all.

♪ ♪

- I think in Santa Barbara,
it came up like,

"Oh, well, we should
know better."

But honestly, like, today was
a beautiful family day.

Like, I don't want you
to ever feel like

you can't have your kids
around at all, my God.

I am a mom who knows
how to have a party

with children and behave.

That is a slap in the face.

- You're no longer comfortable

bringing your kids
in our presence?

- No, I never said that.

- She said, "Why would
I bring my kids?"

- But you do feel comfortable
bringing your kids around us?

[slow hip-hop music]

- That's not what she said.
- It doesn't seem like it.

- I bring my kids around us.
Look, my kids are here.

- Your kids aren't paying
attention, though.

They're little.

- I don't even know
where mine are. [laughs]

Seriously, I don't even know
where mine are.

- The teenagers,
they have plans,

even if I wanted them to come.

And the other half was Eloise.

We made sure she was
taken care of,

because we wanna also have
a night to ourselves too.

- You wanna have fun.

- That's our date night,

because we work six days
a week, so...

- Eloise, love her, miss her,
but it's full-time.

- We need that time too.

- But I think how it was
just presented prior was,

because of our group is why
you didn't wanna bring them,

so, that was the confusion.

[tense hip-hop music]

- But even if she felt
that way, it's her right.

♪ ♪

I don't get why I'm the only
one standing up for Denise.

I mean, I would stand up
for Denise any day,

because she's my friend,
but I also get it.

I don't think Denise
is being a hypocrite.

She's just compartmentalizing
when her kids are around

and when they're not.

That's what most adults do.

- The implication of making
the rest of the group look bad.

- How do I make you
look bad, though?

- Yeah, how's that?

- Well, when you say,
"I don't feel comfortable

bringing my kids
around this group"...

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- So, no issue, right, ladies?

All right, moving on,

let's talk about
something else, thank you.

- I'm coming over
to slide for a second,

'cause that's a bunch
of bullsh... over there.

- Well, when you say,

- Well, when you say,
"I don't feel comfortable

bringing my kids
around this group"...

- No, wait,
I'm gonna step in here,

'cause it's, like, ridiculous.

I'm sorry, but it's ridiculous.

Everyone came over to our home.
We shared bread with you.

All we said,
and it's so simple...

our kids, they're teenagers.

Just please know that
they're right there

and they can hear you.

Know your surroundings.
That's it.

So, what is the issue here?
What is the issue?

- No, the issue is just...

- There is no issue.
That's my point.

- Okay.

- You're making an issue
out of nothing,

and it's ridiculous.

- I have been
in this situation

where my husband has
wanted to defend me.

- Dorit, that's not fair.

- "Is that really fair?
That's not fair."

Is that what you two do?
- Give me a break.

- It's rude.
- You're rude.

- You're rude, both of you.

- Just stop.

- It's like, "Aaron,
know your audience.

This isn't going
to go very well."

- Were you more concerned about

the friends being there with us
talking about that?

- Both.
- Both?

- There's a p*nis
and two vaginas.

[laughter]

- I don't know
how else to put it.

- Can I ask you,
'cause you did not come to me

and say anything about
this conversation,

what did you say to Sami,
or she came to you?

Like, how did...I don't really
even know how it came about.

- That's private
between me and Sami.

So, what did you hear
with me and my friends?

- We heard you guys
arguing about threesomes.

Um...
- In what way?

- [chuckles]

- I'm very sorry.

- No, Mom, we were dying
of laughter. It's fine.

- What did Sami say?

Was Sami upset?

Did she ask you
what a threesome was?

Or did Sami not care
and laugh about it

and say, "Your friends
are crazy"?

- You think?

Expert on it, huh?

Okay.

Right.

Sure, but if they hear it,
and they know that,

you know, their parents are
talking about that stuff,

they're gonna even
be more curious

and gonna go to Google.

All we're trying to do
is separate parties...

- By the way,
I totally get that.

- That's all. No problem.
- I get that.

- So, no issue, right, ladies?

♪ ♪

All right, moving on,

let's talk about
something else, thank you.

[dramatic hip-hop music]

- [chuckles]

- What?

- Well, that's it, okay.

- I was clarifying,
because Denise said...

- Anybody, do you feel
great right now?

- I feel amazing!
'Cause I don't care.

It doesn't bother me.

I'm not accepting this
bullsh...

- Really, big guy?
Does this make you feel good?

Do you feel powerful?
Do you feel strong?

Oh, yeah, it's so sexy
when you put women down.

as*h*le.

- Let this .....ing go.
It's ridiculous.

[BLEEP].

- Women handle things
differently than men.

- That's clear.

Why are you continuing
on the same note?

It's one note.
It's a one-note...

- Even if Denise
said...

- It's a flute that
plays one note.

- "You know what, I don't want
my children around this group,"

it's her right...

- No, and that's what
I was just asking.

- If she really feels that way.

If you really feel that way,
then say it.

- But, Garcelle, honey,
you can understand

that if she's saying that,

as moms that are bringing
their children,

it makes us start to think...

- Garcelle, it feels like
a passive-aggressive,

like, mom-shaming,
like, you guys are...

- What is that?
Passive-aggressive?

Please define it for me.
- What do you want, Aaron?

- Give me the
passive-aggressive...

- When you say, "I didn't wanna
bring them around this group."

- I didn't say it.
- You asked me to clarify.

- No, no, but who are you
talking about? Preface it.

- Denise, your wife, said,

"I didn't wanna bring
my kids around this crowd.

"It's been duly noted

that I shouldn't bring
them around here."

It's a passive-aggressive way
of saying, like, you know,

"I don't trust my kids
around you guys."

- How is that mom-shaming?

I'm not mom-shaming.

If anything,
they're doing it to me.

And now you're even
making it worse.

Stop talking about my kids.

- This is becoming something
that it shouldn't even be,

and it's ridiculous.

- I'm coming over
to slide for a second,

'cause that's a bunch
of bullsh... over there.

- What does it do
for all of you?

- Nothing.
- Nothing.

What does it do, honestly?

How does it make
everybody feel here?

Not very great.

- I sent a text saying,
"I've got a bouncy house

and a this and a that."

It was a kids party.

By Denise saying,
"I don't feel comfortable

bringing my kids
around this group,"

it's like saying, "I'm here as
a mom, and you're down there,

and I don't feel comfortable
having my kids around you."

I'm sorry, that's mom-shaming.

And I'm a really good mom.

Probably the thing
I'm best at in my life.

And I'm offended by that.

But you were clearly still upset
about Santa Barbara.

- I was not upset with anyone
at this table in Santa Barbara.

- You weren't upset
about Santa Barbara?

'Cause I felt like...

- I was not upset with
anyone at this table.

- [screaming, laughing]

- Is there someone here
that wasn't there?

- Kyle, stop.

- You were in
Santa Barbara, and...

- Here, let me clean this,
baby love.

- It was stupid.

- When you brought up...

you had a meal with all of them,
and then you said...

- A meal? Okay, I had
a .....ing facial,

and we talked about...

- Whatever it was.
- The dinner.

- Do you get that
when I was in Santa Barbara,

I didn't know any of this?
- Do you ever listen?

- It's a little bit
hypocritical.

I'm just saying...

[light music]

I'm just saying,
it's slightly hypocritical.

- It's so simple.
Make up. Who cares?

- Aaron, Aaron, Aaron...
- And move forward with it.

- That's not the way it rolls.
- Why?

When people win,
also people engage,

because they wanna see
how those people won.

Keep that in mind, ladies.

- What the [BLEEP] is
Aaron talking about?

I have no idea.
What are you saying?

- I think everybody puts
their hand in the center

and does a hoorah.

- Is Aaron a complete moron
or is he on good drugs?

I'm .....ing confused, man.

[mimics expl*si*n]

- Put your hand in, man.
Seriously, this is ridiculous.

- What are you talking about?

- I'm just giving you
a hint and a clue.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- You guys, stop it.

You are a sh... .....ing stirrer.

[tense hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

There's a .....ing line.
I'm done. Get up.

- As long as you feel good
about yourselves, all of you,

look in the mirror,
see what you do, and own it.

- Life is too .....ing short.
I'm not .....ing doing this.

Baby, let's go.

- I'm just giving you a hint.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- You guys, stop it.

You are a sh... .....ing stirrer.

[tense hip-hop music]

You really are.
- Okay.

- Stop.

Because when we got a facial,
you were .....ing fine.

- I said to your face that day...

- Wasn't she?
- Yeah.

- Dorit...I mean, Denise,
I said to your face that day...

- See? She's used
to sh...-ing on you.

♪ ♪

- Oh, please.

- You need to calm down
a little bit.

- No, no, it is true.

But when we're in Santa
Barbara,

all of the sudden,
you were like,

you know, on a different path.

I was not pissed.

Was I mad?
I was not .....ing mad.

- When you shut it down
night one like that,

when you said,
"I'm done talking about it,"

that shows that you're pissed.

- I don't wanna get
into this anymore.

It's not that big of a deal.

We're done.

♪ ♪

Shut it down after two hours.

Yes, I was like, "I'm done."

- But I'm saying,
when somebody does...

- When it gets to, like,
"What movies have you done?

Look what you've done."

I'm like, "What do my movies
have to do with

conversations with
my daughters?"

Come on, you guys.

.....ing come on.

There's a .....ing line.

I'm done. We're leaving.
- Denise, you can't leave.

- I am leaving, 'cause you guys
are crossing a .....ing line.

I'm leaving.

Baby, stand up.
We're leaving. Get up.

- As long as you feel good
about yourselves, all of you,

great, awesome.
- No, I don't need to do this.

Life is too .....ing short.
I'm not .....ing doing this.

- Look in the mirror,
see what you do, and own it.

- Baby, let's go.

- Well, I'm looking
in the mirror,

and not only do I like
what I see, I'm owning it.

- [BLEEP] it.

- If I could get out,
I could...

- What?
- Move it.

Move. I'll go save her.
- That's so stupid.

I'm not gonna have someone walk
out of my house like that.

- I don't need to .....ing
deal with this sh...

- This was nice.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Denise...

Denise, it's so silly
to leave like this.

What is happening?
- Um...

♪ ♪

Um...we don't need to do this.

- Baby, don't say
a .....ing word.

I'm going to crush your
.....ing hand. Stop it.

- I feel bad,
because it's my house.

Like, this is silly.

I cannot figure this girl out.

I wish she would just sit down

and talk through
whatever she's feeling.

Do you understand that I see
your point about the night?

- Then share with it.
- I said that.

- Denise, hang on.

- I don't want you to leave
my home like that.

- Well, sh... happens.

- The implication of making
the rest of the group look bad.

You know if you say
those things,

you know why you're doing it,

the same way Aaron
knows by going,

"I hope you feel good
looking in the mirror."

He knows what he's doing.

♪ ♪

- Denise...

- Denise, Aaron, if you wanna
leave, you can leave,

but can I say something?

- Thank you for having us.

- I feel really bad.
- This is not .....ing cool.

- Gone like the wind.

♪ ♪

- Later this season

on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

[all cheering]

- I'm getting pulled over
right now! Floor it!

[siren wailing]
Sh...

- Thank God there's
a dance floor!

[laughter]

- You're an as*h*le.
Thank you!

- And I didn't realize
the snakes were out as well.

- You really want to go there?
Seriously?

- I don't give a flying
[BLEEP].

- I need to get the [BLEEP]
out of here.

- We're in Rome!
- Bellissimo.

- Look how pretty that is.
- That is pretty.

[all screaming]

- We are dropping
everything negative.

- Yes!
- [BLEEP] yeah!

[all cheering]

- [speaking Italian]

- [squeals]

- Oh, wow.

- Sometimes I let my friends
wear crowns as welll.

[laughter]
- Look at all these b*tches.

I swear.

- Denise and Aaron have this
whole open thing.

- Brandy?
- I .....ed her.

Woke up the next morning,
she said,

"Aaron can never know this.

He'll k*ll me."

[dramatic music]

- What the [BLEEP]?

That is not true!

- I believe Denise.

- I was supposed to meet up
with Denise,

and she's a no-show.

I've been calling her...nothing.

- I hope to God she's okay.

[phone line trilling]
My heart is racing.

I'm, like, really scared.

- Lisa Rinna, you are
the bad guy in this movie.

- Please do not air this.
It's very bad.

- I think it's lesson learned.

- Oh, I...I learned a lesson.

- To learn more about
the Real Housewives,