09x23 - Reunion Part 2

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- Tonight, part two

of "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"

reunion begins.

- I did not realize how
much Teddi disliked Dorit,

and it was mean to have gone
far enough down that road.

- For someone who is
the queen of accountability,

so to speak...

- I'm taking accountability
for it right now.

- At Vanderpump Dogs,
when I saw that Lisa said,

"No, no, no,"
I thought to myself,

"Wow, it wasn't actually
your conscience," and thought,

"I don't want to
do this to Dorit."

It was, "I don't want to be the
only one to do this to Dorit."

- Because pri...pri...
- And that hurt.

- And I'm sorry,
and prior to this year, I...

we didn't have a relationship.
- No, we didn't.

- And I...
- But still I could never go

and try and deliberately hurt
someone that badly in that way.

- I was kind of in it, texting
with them, being catty back,

and, like, "All right, well,
give me more deets.

Show me the tea,"

not being the most
above-board human being.

It's like I almost put a wall
up in regards to you

to just do what she wanted me
to do because in the end,

this will just be
better for me.

- So you never
brought it up to Lisa?

- No.

- But I mean, if you were
so involved in this plan,

I mean,
why not just say to her...

- Because when the person
that works for you

and idolizes you
and does everything for you

is calling you and saying,
"Hold on, Lisa's freaking out.

"She can't get Dorit
to call her back.

She wants to use your name,"

I just went along with it,
and I'm not for one second

saying that's not
a stupid thing that I did.

- By the way, Dorit,
the viewers really feel

you caused this whole mess
by not returning Lucy

to Vanderpump Dogs
in the first place.

I mean, can you admit
you made a mistake there?

- 100%, and Andy,
I have so many regrets.

I wish that I had just brought
Lucy back to the center.

- For the life of me,
I still don't understand

why you just didn't return the
dog back to Vanderpump Dogs.

- This was never a careless
thought about Lucy.

It was always,

always thinking that this was
in Lucy's best interest.

I believed she was going
to a loving home.

- Well, and didn't you
call Lisa the next day?

- I spoke to Lisa the next day,
within 12 hours.

- And she was okay with it.
- And said what?

- Well, she was not only okay.
She never once said to me...

- "Get that dog back," yeah.
- "You cannot rehome the dog.

You have to bring her
back to the center,"

because believe me,
Andy, I would.

- Did they send someone
to go look at the home?

- No, she never did
a home visit.

She never followed up with me.

- So she obviously felt it was
in a good home too.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yes, of course.

- I think it's really important
to say

this is not a k*ll shelter.
Every animal shelter

has a facility
that they can euthanize.

- Rumor leaves a stain.

They put a story out
that is disgusting.

Lucy was never in danger
of being k*lled.

- Teddi, it was striking to me
that you went so far

in the other direction
in the Bahamas.

- I did nothing wrong.

I am an honest person.
Never once have I told a lie,

and never will you
ever hear me tell one.

- 'Cause I mean,
when you said at the table,

"I never lie. I don't lie..."

- Because at that point,
I had already said to Dorit,

"I'm involved.
I called you a narcissist.

"I said bad things
about you as a mom

because
you did that to your kid."

- No, you didn't, you didn't
say any of those things.

You just said,
"I had impure thoughts."

That's all you said, Teddi.

- I said I called you
a narcissist.

- Not then,
nothing in the Bahamas.

- Okay.

- Okay. I'm not gonna pretend

that for that first moment
that I got that first call

I wasn't thinking catty things
but I wasn't going to do it.

- Weren't you still lying?

Because the others
didn't know...

- I've definitely learned
my lesson

in speaking in absolutes.

- I mean, you literally said,
"I never lie,"

but you were lying,
and you're lying about lying.

- I'm actually not lying
about lying.

I've taken
ownership repeatedly.

- I think she meant, obviously

that she's not a liar,
but she...

- I pride myself on being
an honest person,

and multiple times
I was like,

you know, toying in my head,
am I making a mistake?

- Camille, you said, well,
this somehow rings true to you.

What happened to you
in season two?

- You know, we were talking,
Lisa and I,

and she was concerned
about Taylor.

You know, she wanted me
to discuss it,

but when I started
to discuss it,

she kind of just left me
out there to dry.

Because we don't say
that he hits you.

We don't say that,
but now we said it.

- Now they're saying,

"Oh, Camille's saying
you said this about Taylor."

- But you asked me
to repeat things.

- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.

You tell me what to say,

and now you're throwing me
under a bus and I'm leaving.

You threw me
under a bus just now.

I'm out in the deep end.

Throw me a life raft,
and there wasn't one.

- Some of you thought that
Vanderpump should have fired

John Blizzard
for trashing Dorit.

- You have kind of
complicated my life.

- I put words in your mouth
that were not true,

and I will own that,
and I'm sorry for that.

- It's interesting because
I remember in season two

when Adrienne's chef, Bernie...

- Oh, yeah.
- Spoke ill of Vanderpump.

- Who doesn't love macaroni
and cheese?

- The British lady across
the street, probably.

- Hello.
- Oh, it's Lisa.

- Time to go.

- Can we shut those
two doors, please?

Pull the doors towards you.

- I don't know where
all this came from,

and I really didn't understand
how Adrienne would let somebody

who worked for her
publicly kind of trash somebody

that was a friend of hers

because, you know, if I had
somebody that worked for me,

I wouldn't dream
of letting them, you know,

trash one of my friends,
especially in public.

- First of all...

[tense music]

- What was your reaction
to that?

- She couldn't fire him
because he was doing

what he was told to do.
- Ouch.

- That was also
a telltale sign.

- I mean, who doesn't get
reprimanded or fired,

particularly if he's
such a junior, Andy?

- He has a lot of information.
- That's what I was gonna say.

He has a lot of things to say,
should he get fired.

- He'll probably be there
a very long time.

- Some of the viewers
have complained

that you have spent
the vast majority of the season

talking about
Vanderpump and Puppygate,

maybe even strategically
so that you could bury

some of the negative stories
surrounding yourselves.

Monty from Nevada said,

"Erika's happy to talk about
Lisa Vanderpump all day,

"but when it comes
to Tom defaulting

on a $15 million loan,
she doesn't say a word."

- How about this?
Resolved, and they apologized.

- Right.
Amy from Texas said,

"I guess Kyle
isn't gonna mention

Mauricio scamming someone
out of $37 million

when she can just
talk about Dorit's dog."

- My husband
did not scam anyone.

That causes problems because
my husband has never made

$36 million
on a deal in his life.

That's what a property
sold for, okay?

- So your question from whoever
the [BLEEP] Monty is...

- Yes.
- In Magootville saying

my husband's scamming people
out of $36 million,

you know, it's...
- Amy from Texas.

- Okay, Amy from Texas,
that's a misleading question.

- There's a lawsuit relating
to a dispute about a property.

- And that's it.
A simple dispute.

- Yeah, but the way it was
worded is damaging.

- Right.
- And I don't appreciate that.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- I hate it when people say,
"What work have you had done?"

What work have you had done?

- Your question from whoever

- Your question from whoever
the [BLEEP] Monty is...

- Yes.

- In Magootville saying my
husband's scamming people

out of $36 million,
you know, it's...

- Amy from Texas.
- Okay, Amy from Texas,

that's a misleading question.
- There's a lawsuit

relating to a dispute
about a property.

- And that's it.
A simple dispute.

- Yeah, but the way it was
worded is damaging.

- Right.
- And I don't appreciate that.

My husband's never made
that money in his life.

That's...the house
was a property sold.

That's a very
different situation.

- Got it. It was a claim based
on a $36 million property.

- Yes.
- Yes. It's also interesting

because you're involved
in an ongoing lawsuit

with your former business
partner about Beverly Beach.

- Exactly.
- He is claiming what?

- He wants a certain amount
of money, and no,

I can't get into numbers

because it's
an ongoing lawsuit.

- Something happened
in the Bahamas.

At the pool, a woman
started chasing you around?

- Yeah.
- And you saw this?

- Well, I was there.
We were going to the...to dive.

[indistinct shouting]

- That was intense.
I was so scared.

I was like, "Ahh!"
Oh, my God.

- I'm going again.
Let's go again.

- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- So why not any of you
bring it up?

- Well, why do we need to?

- We didn't want that to
come out to hurt Dorit or PK,

and it had nothing
to do with us as a group.

- And it's an accusation that,
you know, what...so what?

- It's an accusation.
- That's exactly what it is.

We don't know what will happen
with her suit.

- And it was designed
specifically for that entity.

The judge has ordered
mediation.

The judge looked at it
and said,

"Listen,
you guys figure this out."

I am very comfortable
in our position.

It is in the lawyers' hands.

It doesn't need
to have a discussion

because there's
a lot of details about it

that I can't
really speak about.

- Right.
Well, interestingly,

an article came out yesterday

about a lawsuit
that Lisa's involved in.

A former employee claims that
she was wrongfully terminated

after allegedly
being told to sign

John Sessa's name
on foundation checks.

- Was that, like, forgery?

- So would Lisa have been open
about this lawsuit

if it had happened
during the season?

- Well, I don't know.

I doubt it, but I would
not have brought it up.

I don't want to hurt
her business or hurt her.

As a group of friends,
we don't say,

"Hey, Erika, so what is
going on with that thing?"

- That's right.
- Or what happened with...

- You don't?
- No.

- No.
- I would.

If my friend was being sued...

- Well, you would 'cause look
what you do for a living.

- No, no, no, but I mean,
I have a friend who's...

- No, but you do ask them,
"Are you okay? Are you okay?"

- Right, but then
if you're gonna say

that everybody should be
talking about your lawsuits,

then she should
be talking about hers.

- Okay, well,
we're gonna leave it there.

When it comes to the pressures
in Beverly Hills

to have the ideal body,
it's easy to feel like

you're living
in the 9021-size zero,

but sometimes the obsession
with perfection

can make the weight of it
all too heavy to bear.

Take a look.

[upbeat music]

- Guts in, t*ts up.

Wear your a*s
out like you like it.

We're selling a*s.
We're not selling cookies!

- I can do sexy, but Erika,
she kind of,

like, takes sexy
to a whole other level.

- ♪ Everybody knows that
I'm a million-dollar diamond ♪

- I look at myself
as an art project,

and I'll create whatever
I want till I want to stop.

- I haven't eaten anything
but candy today.

- That's a good day,
candy and champagne,

sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.

- Yeah, right? I eat dessert
every day of my life,

and I'm not .....ing making
any excuses for it.

Mmm.

- When I first moved out here,

I put on,
like, a lot of weight.

I got sent out on a bunch
of auditions for pilot season,

and a day later I get a call
from my manager,

and he's like, "Listen,
you need to lose weight.

- I can remember times when
I'm only gonna have

six almonds today,
and that's all I'm gonna have.

- All day?
- I was 99 pounds.

It was like that for years.

I never wanted my kids

to have that problem,
you know what I mean?

- I made my own food.
I'm allergic to all of that.

- You're allergic to salad?
- No, I'm just not hungry.

- I'm allergic to everything.

No matter how many
deaths anorexia causes,

no matter how much blindness,
how much hair loss,

all I cared about
was the skinniness.

I could have died.

- What made Amelia decide
to go public

about her anorexia
on Instagram?

- You know,
the answer is I don't know.

She did it without asking me.

It probably had been going on
for longer than we know,

but when you physically see it,
it's undeniable.

You can't...you can't ignore it.

- Did your family know
before you came out?

- Yes and no.
I was really angry about it.

I remember coming home
for Thanksgiving once

and, you know,
them making a comment like,

"You good?"
and I was pissed.

I'm like, "Like me how I am.
What's your problem?"

- And how did her
anger manifest itself?

- When we had that barbeque,

I think that that was
a really pivotal point.

- Does it really upset you

that I can't eat your food
that you make?

Does it really make you angry?
His energy is so effed up.

- What could Harry have done
differently in that situation?

- Well, from what
the therapist told him

when he went to see
the therapist,

she said, "You have to shut
the [BLEEP] up,"

and those were the exact words
that she said to him.

- I was gonna say,
he couldn't have done anything.

- Nothing. Amelia's gone
through a lot in her anorexia.

She's quite healthy right now.

- Uh-huh.
- Right in this moment,

and recently people have said,
"Well, you don't look anorexic.

You're not that thin,"
which is a really big trigger.

It's .....ing difficult.
- Yeah.

We've seen you become defensive
when anyone ever questions

your...whether
you have any issues.

- Tuna tartare
on a wonton crisp?

- Beautiful.
- She doesn't eat though.

- Oh.
- Shut...you know what?

I'm gonna .....ing...
- Oh, you...oh, oh, just...

- I'm gonna smack you
in the face pretty soon!

Don't say that.

- Do you think there's
anything she picked up

from watching whatever
your relationship is

with food or with your body?

- Probably, yeah.
Do I have any food issues?

I probably do
'cause I'm in this business.

- Do you think you're
addicted to exercise?

- No, I don't.
- Okay.

- Like, I probably work out
three, four, five times a week

depending on my schedule.

- Got it.
- I'm just consistent.

- Right.
- But I've been the same weight

ever since I was 20.

- Yeah.
- I mean, I'm not bulimic.

I don't believe I'm anorexic.
I mean, we've talked about it.

I've gone to therapy,
so I can't blame myself,

but again, I blame myself.
- You do?

- There's so much shame
around it,

and I don't understand
that part of it.

- Well, for me it was
about my kids

because I had never
told my daughters,

and, you know,
I grew up with a mom

who was very open
about everything and so much

that it would
make me uncomfortable,

and I kinda went
the opposite way,

so I don't...you know,

I sheltered them from a lot
of things, and I just...

- Have you since spoken
to your family about it?

- A bit, but I still have
not had the full-on

because I'm scared.
I was...

- Why?
- I know it's horrible.

I just...
- It's not horrible, honey.

- Denise, as an actress,

what's your
relationship with food?

- I've always been able
to pretty much eat

whatever I want,

but I actually lost
a job not that...

a few years ago
for being too thin.

They went off of paparazzi
pictures, and it was when

Eloise was not walking yet,
so I was always carrying her.

My arms were really,
really lean,

and that, for the first time,

made me very self-conscious
leaving the house.

Like, sh..., you have
to be looking a certain way,

and that can affect your job.

- Right. Tyler from Bellevue,
Washington, said,

"Erika, you're my hero
for eating Cheese Whiz

"and pumpkin pie
for breakfast.

Where does your body-positive
attitude come from?"

- I always grew up
really thin.

This is probably the heaviest

I've ever been
in my entire life.

- Really?
- Yeah, but I know how to eat.

I know how to lean down,
and I know I enjoy pumpkin pie

and aerosol cheese,
you know, so...

- Skylar from Phoenix said,
"Camille, last year

"you weren't feeling 100%

secure with your body
after cancer."

- I said to my mom,
"I can never have sex.

I have nothing
left down there."

So my doctor goes...she
puts her fingers up there.

She goes, "Oh, look,
I got four in...I got three

or four fingers in there.
You have enough room."

- How are you feeling
about it these days?

- Better, but
it's still a struggle.

- But isn't it funny how every
one of us has...

we have our own thoughts
about our bodies,

whether they're big,
small, great, tight, whatever?

- All right, well, weight
and having the perfect body

aren't the only issues

that have plagued
the women of Beverly Hills.

You are also consumed with
finding the fountain of youth.

- Ha ha.
- Rachel from Portland said,

"Dorit, according
to Lisa Vanderpump,

"you've had a head transplant.

What work have you had done
since last season?"

- By the way,
that was not very nice.

- No.
- It was not.

- Do you think
Dorit's face has changed

in the last year
as much as her accent?

- She's had a head transplant.
- I hate it when people say,

"What work have you had done?"
What work have you had done?

- Well, but the thing about it
is...I do but...

- I know, and I think
she should answer it,

but at the same time
it's just kinda rude.

- I think since
"The Housewives" has begun,

one of the tropes, I think,
that is common among every city

and every franchise is women
chasing the fountain of youth

and trying to look better
and look great.

- But what's wrong with that?

- There's nothing wrong
with it.

- Now, there is
something wrong with it

when you are judged for it.
- That's right.

- This is how I choose
to live my life.

However I choose to alter
my body or present myself...

- But where was the judgment?
- From others.

- From others.
- It's one thing if you say,

"Oh, my...Erika,
your skin looks amazing."

- "You look refreshed.

"Can you tell me,
what are you doing for that?"

Instead of,
"What work have you had done?"

And then judging you
because you had it.

"Oh, if I had a nose job,
I bet I'd look like that too."

Well, then go .....ing get one.
- So...but if Vanderpump said,

you had your head...
head transplant.

But she's also been very open

about anything
that she's ever done, right?

- Really?
- Oh, no?

Tell the truth.
Did you get a butt implant?

- No, I have, like,
big knickers with, like,

butt implants in them
that I...I'll sometimes...

- No, you don't.
- No, I don't.

- And I'm very happy to say
what I've had done

because I think it's comical
when people think

that I've had a face lift
and surgeries.

A little Botox and filler.

That's all I've ever done
to my face, that's it.

- Did you have a nose job?
- No!

Makeup can do wonders,
but that's the truth, so.

- You didn't have
a head transplant?

- I didn't have
a head transplant, no.

- I don't see any neck scars.

- Yeah.
[laughter]

- Coming up...

- Anytime you want to have
a conversation with Kyle,

Teddi's there to cut you off,
and on one...

- Oh, I have a...
I have a question.

I'm cutting you off, but...
- Okay. God, there you go!

There's my point.
- But when we're at the...

- Welcome back to

"The Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills" reunion.

Well, when Lisa Vanderpump left
a vacant lot in Kyle's heart,

Teddi moved right in and became
her new bestie on the block.

Whether it's working out
or calling people out,

these two are like peas
in a pod.

Watch.
[laughter]

- Let's hold hands
while we watch this.

Here they go.

- Right, I don't know
how to do that.

- I've never done girls trips,

and I probably wouldn't have
if it wasn't for you.

- Oh, I love you.

- But you guys,
that's a big deal.

- I literally love you so much.

You're like my little sister.
We're sisters.

- I'll cry.

Hi.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

You haven't been here
for a while.

- I know 'cause all we ever do
is work out.

- My relationship
with Teddi has just grown.

We have so much in common,
and we make each other laugh.

[laughter]
This is comfortable.

- I like it in here.

I want to sleep in here.
- Oh, my God, me too.

- Should we get into the...
nothing to see here, folks.

- These are really long.

I have never seen someone
put a lash on like that.

What are you doing?

- Teddi and Kyle have gotten
really, really close.

Kyle, she kinda helps her get
dressed, put her makeup on.

- Kyle has lots of style.
Teddi, you're coming around.

[laughter]

Teddi's raised her fashion game
from a year ago for sure.

- I need a little bit of help.
I...let's be honest.

I don't know what to wear
to your store opening,

and I don't know what to wear
to a day fashion show.

- Okay, we can fix that.
- Kyle lends clothes to Teddi.

Eventually
you're just gonna see

that they've morphed
into one person.

[laughter]

- You could have issues.
You can't even get on

with your best friend,
so you could have issues.

- Oh!
- PK!

- But the hard part is then
he goes, "Well, we're good.

Me and Ken are good.
Me and Vanderpump are good."

- That doesn't matter.

I'm not talking about that
right now, Teddi.

And do me a favor.

Let me have a conversation
with Kyle for two seconds.

Teddi, by nature, has
a tendency to insert herself,

and I think Teddi
can be Kyle's henchwoman.

- It's just men say
stupid sh... sometimes.

- But I also think this
situation put everybody

in an uncomfortable way.
- Yes.

- So even if
it's not malicious,

you're deliberately trying
to cover your own a*s.

- Teddi and her big mouth,
know-it-all Teddi.

- I think it was PK acting out

on how he felt
about the situation.

- I know you do.

- Sometimes, Teddi, I think you
insinuate yourself

and you're very bright,
but I don't...I agree.

- She said I'm very bright.
Thank you.

- Thank you for your approval.

- All right.
- Whew.

- Um...
- Wah-wah.

- You know, you two
do seem genuinely close.

What made you go
from casual friends to besties?

When did that happen?

- I think we clicked during
the first season

when I met everybody.

Oh, I love it.

- Do you?
- Yes.

- I think it's
really beautiful.

- Does this look ridiculous?

- No.
- This looks so good.

- What would I have done
without you on this trip?

- Okay, wait till it's done.
- Oh [BLEEP].

- Close your eyes.

I never feel, like,
appreciated by Lisa,

and this is a perfect example.

- I think Lisa does not know
what the [BLEEP] to do

about somebody
talking bad about her.

We really became immersed
in each other's lives.

- April from Danbury,
Connecticut,

thinks the two of you
are codependent.

- Is she a therapist?
No, I'm just kidding.

- You're watching us, you know,
travel together,

do things together,
that's not...

- I think it's great
that you guys have formed

such a close friendship.

- Kyle gets to be
the big sister.

- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- Right. Right.

- Camille, someone tweeted,

"Kyle is like a teenager
crushing on Teddi,"

and you agreed that their
friendship is, quote, creepy.

Why do you say that?
- I'd love to hear.

- I just felt that Teddi was,
like, up Kyle's a*s.

I'm gonna be honest. I mean,
I just felt that it was...

- In what way?
- In what way?

- And asking her to be
your bridesmaid

when you don't hang out
outside of the show isn't?

- Well, I've known her
for a very long time, and...

- Okay, but you hang out?
You spend time with each other?

- I haven't seen her
much this year,

since you've put yourself
into her life.

- Oh, it's my fault.

- No, it's not
your fault at all.

- Okay, I just want to get
to the bottom

of what the issue is here.

- You know, you made sure
that as soon as

Lisa Vanderpump was out
that you were right there.

- One has nothing to do
with the other.

- I was close with Kyle
way prior

to anything happening
with Lisa.

- Okay, that's fine,
but it just seems like...

that's how it comes across,
that's all.

- So what about this friendship
is creepy to you?

- It was...
- Just that Teddi's up her a*s?

- Anytime you want to have
a conversation with Kyle,

Teddi's there
to cut you off,

and that's annoying because
I've known her for ten years.

I'd like to just speak to Kyle
just one on one.

- I have a...I have a question.
I'm cutting you off, but...

- Okay. God, there you go!
There's my point.

[tense music]

Mm-hmm.

- Coming up...

- This is totally a setup.
- What is a setup?

- I'm done.
- Setup?

- I'm done.
- What are you talking about?

- I'm done.
- She's .....ing nuts.

- Those .....ing nasty b*tches.

- So what about this friendship

- So what about this friendship
is creepy to you?

- It was...
- Just that Teddi's up her a*s?

- Anytime you want to have
a conversation with Kyle,

Teddi's there
to cut you off,

and that's annoying because
I've known her for ten years.

I'd like to just speak
to Kyle just one on one.

- I have a...I have a question.
I'm cutting you off, but...

- Okay, God, there you go,
There's my point.

- Why is it okay
for you to do it,

but when I do it,
it's 'cause I'm up Kyle's a*s?

- I just feel like you're
much more opinionated

than some of us here
when you don't need to be.

- Dorit, how do you feel
about this?

- I've watched them get close.
- Mm-hmm.

- And I think they have
a nice friendship.

I do find
that they sometimes...

it's like you can't even have
a conversation with one

without the other having
the exact same opinion

and immediately saying it.
- Yeah.

- Teddi also found herself
in the middle of an argument

with Kyle
and Erika in Provence.

- But I think you were
irritated last night.

- Because it was making
something out of nothing.

- If someone's like,
"I'm Kyle.

I'm gonna be a .....ing as*h*le,
blah, blah,"

I'd be like, that's weird.

I don't think you enjoy
being with us.

- I don't.

- Now I'm feeling
a little bullied,

and maybe I should go
to bed now.

- I actually
enjoy being with you.

- Erika...
- Look at me.

I'm so .....ing offended.

Now you guys want
to make up sh...

- I think Erika...
- Keep going.

- Erika.
- Keep going.

- Erika!
[door slams]

- But first I want to talk
about what led up to that,

Farrahween and other
Erika Jayne.

- Hi, I'm Erika Jayne.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?

- I'm good. Giving Lisa Rinna
that bunny was really [BLEEP].

- Okay, let's take a picture.

- So Sebastian from Miami said,

"Where did Lisa Rinna
go to acting school?

That was a bad impression
of Erika Jayne."

The costume was great.
How was...how was her persona?

- You know, it's Lisa Rinna's
take on Erika Jayne.

- You have to remember,
I wasn't on stage performing.

I was in a Halloween costume
being Erika Jayne

how I wanted to be Erika Jayne.

- And Erika Jayne
doesn't have a script.

I mean, she represents
certain adjectives...

- I love that we're talking
about her in the third person.

- She felt free.
She felt, you know...

- I'll tell you what.

It was one of the most
fun nights I've ever had.

- Is that right?
- I laughed.

- And you looked amazing.

- For me, when that happened
that night and, you know,

Rinna gave her
the finger and said that...

- Rinna, Erika's not
that big of a b*tch.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh-oh.

- Now I'm getting worried.

- I feel like that's
intended for me.

- Rinna, get over here.

- I felt uncomfortable being
in a photo with Kim.

- Got it.
- It was just that.

- So when she was giving
the finger, I was thinking,

"Erika would never do that."

- In Provence, Kyle and Teddi

both seemed
to be on the same page

thinking that Erika
should have been offended

by Lisa Rinna's impression
of her.

- Is Erika Jayne...and I know...
- Stop.

It's a performance persona.

- So just explain it to...
I'm not being an idiot.

- I didn't call you an idiot.

I just said
it's a performance persona.

- Teddi, you didn't have a dog
in the fight.

Why were you upset about it?

- I wish after the first
conversation that we had

at that first dinner
I would have let it go.

Had I been in the
right state of mind...

and I'm not making excuses
for it...

I would have never
brought it up again.

- You weren't a part of it.
You don't know about it.

So it's even more interesting
that you had so much

to say about it 'cause
you weren't even there.

- I know.
-You know.

- I think
I internalize things

and how I would take them,
and I projected that on her.

- Why is it okay for Kyle

to do an unflattering
impersonation of you?

- Like she got off a horse.
[laughter]

Can I tell you something?
That was a lot last night.

I cannot.

- But Rinna can't do
one of Erika?

- Well, I...
I think it was more...

in my opinion,
it was more of the excuse.

- Well, but I was doing
what Teddi would have done.

- Yeah, no, that's the truth.
I mean, I think we were

also joking versus
that wasn't a joke.

- Why do you two think

that Erika doesn't want
to be around you?

- It's just a little mood
that I tend

to take personally and think,

"Is it something I'm...or
does she not want to be..."

- But she had a migraine too.
- Yeah, she did.

- I think it was
those two mornings in a row

when we were both like,
"Sh..., what's going on?"

- I'm miserable.
- Are you?

- Oh, honey, look at me.

I'm at breakfast
with .....ing sunglasses.

- Hello.
- Morning.

- How are you, girl?
How'd you sleep?

- I have a bit of a migraine.

Meanwhile, I had
the best time of my life.

- Really? Did something happen
at the airport at Starbucks?

- What?

- We were all in line
at Starbucks, and the...

you were just not
in a good mood,

and then the guy went to take
our order in front of you,

and you snapped at him,
and then everybody like,

oh, she's not in a good mood.
- I don't remember this.

- And then it was that combined
with the morning things

that I was like,
maybe she doesn't want

to be here with us.
- No.

- And then that's what it was.

- Do you like being around
this group of women?

- I like being around
this group of women.

- What did you think about Kyle
saying that she likes to be

around drunk Lisa Rinna,
but sober Rinna is boring?

- Boring? Drunk Rinna's
really pretty fun.

I can't...I guess
I can't blame her.

- Drunk Rinna is fun.

Like, look at...
look at your baby shower.

[crowd cheering]

I like that Rinna.

- You kinda can't beat
Drunk Rinna.

- I agree. I agree.

But then she went on to say
sober Erika is even worse.

- Was worse, was worse, yeah.
Well, hey, you know?

- I love a drunk Rinna.
Sober Rinna is so boring.

- Oh, my God,
I love a drunk Rinna.

- I'm like, [fake snores]
"Don't bore me."

- A drunk Rinna is so good.

- And sober Erika's worse.

I said sober Erika's worse?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Drunk Rinna's better,

but sober Erika's even
double worse, or something.

- When Erika left, Teddi told
Rinna Erika was fake.

- She does what she needs to do

to make you feel good,
but then...

- What's wrong with that?

- That's fine in
a fake relationship.

- You think that's fake?

- I know the same sh...

- I think you guys know
me well enough to know

if I do something,
I really mean it.

- Camille, does that seem
two-faced to you?

- Yes, hypocrisy at its finest.
- You were sh... faced.

- But, like, I...but I don't
remember that conversation,

but having to watch it back...

- Was it pretend amnesia or
does she really not remember?

- It wasn't pretend amnesia.
- No, no.

- That was a funny line but no,
that was unfortunately full...

- Is this pretend amnesia?
I have no idea.

- So be accountable now
and tell me

if you think
Erika was being fake.

- I don't think Erika
was being fake,

but I think those mornings in
Provence were rough, and it...

- Yeah, they were rough,
from the inside out.

- So why did you say it?
Just drunk?

- I think because
I was paranoid,

and instead of me going,

"Gosh, something must be
going on with Erika,"

I'm like, "Sh..., she's
coming for me for something.

Something's gonna happen.
What's gonna happen now?"

I mean, my guard is up.

- Coming up...

- You can still say
she has terrible breath

and her gums are receding.

- That was a joke,
and you all laughed!

- Welcome back to

"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills" reunion.

So Camille, what is your
opinion about Lisa Vanderpump

not being here today?
- I think she should be here.

- Why do you think she's not?
- Just for me?

- Yeah.
- She's pissed about Brandi.

- Why?
- Liar.

- There's some story that they
think Lisa Vanderpump

planted in...I think
it was Radar Online

or one of those failing...

- She does have a direct
hotline to Radar Online,

to be honest.

- And I don't know her
well enough to know

if she leaked it or not.

- Well, she did, for sure.
- She's pissed about Brandi?

- She's not more pissed that
she hurt two people?

She's more pissed at Brandi?

- Showed up on the show,
absolutely.

She's her arch-enemy.
She feels so betrayed.

I'm just assuming, and I
could be absolutely wrong,

but she felt
throughout this season

that you've
had her back, Denise,

and with you
talking to Brandi...

- I didn't even think
about that.

- Brandi's her arch-enemy.

- We didn't meet to talk about
Lisa Vanderpump. It was...

- Well, why didn't she
come here and say that?

- That's just my theory.
That's just my theory.

- I am so new
to so many of you.

- And neutral.
- And neutral.

- And I'm neutral.
- She's neutral.

- And I didn't meet her to...
- Look, you...

- Camille, are you still
in contact with Lisa?

- We texted last week.

- You did?
- Yeah, mm-hmm.

- I know she
was furious at you

for what you said
about her on the show.

- Oh, absolutely.
- Yeah.

- Before Lisa Vanderpump
got her teeth redone,

I had an issue with the...I had
such an issue with the gums.

I was like,
"Honey, you need new caps.

Your gum line is receding,
and that's..."

- I'm done.
- She was very, very upset

because she said
once it's out there,

it's out there,
and she's right.

- She should focus, you know,

more on what comes out
of her mouth and less

on what's in mine, right?
- Um, yeah.

- I mean, my gums
are beautiful.

Do you want
to check them out?

- She has tweeted at you
quite a bit.

- Oh, my God,
she's tweeted at me.

She's texted me.
She was so angry.

- Yeah.
- Camille, do you think

Vanderpump would still have
invited you to Vegas

if she knew what you said
about her breath?

- No, no, not at all.

- Okay, I want to move on
to something else.

- Okay.
- The Strange Case of

Dr. Jekyll
and Mrs. Grammer-Meyer

is a tale of backstabbing,
betrayal,

and hitting below the belt.

- I did do that.
- Sometimes two faces

are not better than one.
Take a look.

- What I've noticed about you
is you like

to talk out of the side
of your mouth,

but the second you're
with somebody to their face,

you back down.
- My face is right here.

Teddi needs to take a seat.

She sounds like
an entitled millennial.

I think Teddi should
stay out of that.

I just feel like she's a bit
of a know-it-all.

- Camille struggles with being
straight-up and honest.

She will play to both sides
of the fence.

- What happened to Vanderpump?
She's not here.

- You invited her?

- Of course I invited
her, yeah.

- She should have showed up.

- She said that
she wasn't invited.

- Stop.

- I said, I didn't know
you weren't invited.

Nobody's telling me that.

Of course I would
have wanted you there.

- Camille just says,
"Oh, I didn't realize

you weren't invited."
You know she was invited.

- Oh, I said I didn't
know that. I'm sorry.

- But you did.

- You are right about that.
Call me out on that sh...

We've all experienced this,
the wrath of Vanderpump,

and it feels terrible because
it's a character assassination.

- I don't want to spend
any time around them.

- I really want you there,
but I understand

because I would hate for you
to come to my wedding feeling

all this pressure
from the ladies.

- Wish-washy.

You got the wish,
and you got the wash,

and then you got Camille.

- The accusation here
is that you talk out

of both sides of your mouth.
- Mm-hmm.

- So is there anything that
you saw in that piece

that made you understand
where they're coming from?

- Yes.

Watching that, the way
that's put together, yes, yes.

- You think it was
the editing

that made it look like that?

- No, no, no, I'm not
going all for that, but yes.

What part of it
do you want me to explain?

- The accusation is you say
one thing to us,

and you say another thing to...
- No, but here's what happens.

When we're together,
you will say things like,

"I know how Lisa is.

She's done this to me.
She's done that and this,"

and then when you're not
with us, you're like,

"Lisa, I feel so bad
what you're going through,

and this..." and then you...

- Can I feel both?
Can I...I can feel both.

- Not if they contradict
one another.

- No, I'm not contradicting.

- You've got to
have conviction.

- Okay, I'm convict...
my conviction is

I felt terrible
that her brother passed away.

- Of course.
- We all did.

- We all did.
- What human being wouldn't?

- We all did. This has nothing
to do with any of this.

- But you can still say
she has terrible breath

and her gums are receding?

- That was a joke,
and you all laughed!

And you all laughed,
and you continued

with the conversation and said,
"Yes, don't get me into it,

but she's always
had bad breath."

- I did...I...
- Yes, you have.

That is bullsh...

You've talked about that
off-camera with me.

- Camille, that's
such a .....ing low blow.

We've all said things
privately about each other.

I would never out you.

If I did right now, it would
be a very bad situation.

I don't do that.
- You girls have all talked

about each other
behind each other's back.

I don't know about her,
but all of you.

- I'm really sure I have.
- Okay.

I mean, come on,
this is hypocrisy

at its finest right now.
- No, Camille.

- You have wanted me to be mad
at Lisa Vanderpump.

Listen, if you're mad at us...
- You have.

- And agree with Lisa, great.
Then stick by that.

But you can't go
back and forth.

You go with Lisa,
and you talk bad, and you go,

"I...it's so awful
what they've been doing,"

and then you go to us,
and what I'm saying is...

- Yes, I can have two
independent thoughts.

They're independent of
each other, and I own that.

- While you're trying
to please everybody,

you end up pissing
everyone off

because you're not standing up
for one thing. Like...

- What's the one thing
you want me to stand up for?

- Just be honest.

- I feel like you girls want me
to jump on that hate train.

- That's not true.

Camille, quit saying
it's a hate train.

- You do a good job on your own
jumping on your own hate train.

- Oh, please, Erika.
You're su...I mean, not Erika.

- I'm Erika.
- No, um, Dorit,

you're the most phoniest
person I've ever met.

- Yeah, we have yet to have
that conversation.

-You are such a fake.
Don't even go there.

- Can I...
- Go ahead.

- Why would you say
Dorit is phony?

I think she's worked
really hard...let me just...

- I just...
I have a thing about her.

- Just let me get it out.
- I really do, Erika.

I just have a thing about her.
- But I think she...

- I don't like
when people pretend

that they're somebody
they're not.

It really drives me crazy.

I've been around this town
for so long,

and you show up,
and I don't know.

It's something about you,
Dorit.

I just don't feel that
you're sincere at times.

- But what is it, Camille?

- You are perfectly entitled
to your opinion.

- Mm-hmm.
- The only thing I ask is that

you actually
are honest about it

and don't pretend
that you like me.

- We're getting to know
each other,

and the more time
I spend with you,

the more I feel bad
for anything

I've ever said
in the past, really.

- And that you want
to be friends

and invite me
to such big moments.

- Mm-hmm, I have tried.
I have tried.

- Like your wedding
and your 50th birthday.

- Well, that was production.

- No, that's not production.
Nice try.

- But no, but that is
the truth because I didn't want

to invite any of you ladies
to my wedding, honestly.

- Oh, wow!
- Oh, that's great.

- Okay, hold on. Hold on.
- But that is the truth.

- Okay, you have power
over yourself.

- You can't say that.
There has to be something else.

Nobody forces you...

- You have power over yourself.
I mean, you do.

Let me ask you this.
It seemed like you then

went all-in
about her finances and PK.

- Your husband was telling me
how he filed for bankruptcy.

He owes them a lot of money.

- His business went bust.
- I know, but he owes

that money to people
that I know personally.

- Oh, plea...
- No, it's true.

- What are you talking about?
- It's true.

- You're a little snake.

- Well, I walked into
that diner

not knowing
I was being ambushed.

- Did it seem like an ambush?
- Absolutely.

If you're hurt,
I need to know that.

- No.
- We've been through a lot.

You don't have to hear
from your friends...

- No, no, no, please,
bring it up.

- Camille, you are confusing.

- After my assistant
passed away

and after you ladies
trashed me in a van...

- Trashed you?

Camille needs
to own her sh... now.

- What a b*tch.
- And she pretends...

- Don't pretend to be
so sweet and nice and...

don't do that to me.
- That's nasty!

You don't come to my wedding
and then treat me

so disrespectful after it.

That was nasty.

- But Camille, let's talk
about what they were...

- Why can't I say
a nice thing about

Lisa Vanderpump without you,
the Witches of Eastwick...

- Oh, my God.
- Coming after me?

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- She told me to tell
my daughter

she was a .....ing liar.

- What?

- That's nasty!

You don't come to my wedding
and then treat me

so disrespectful after it.
That was nasty.

- But, Camille, let's talk
about what they were...let's...

- Why can't I say
a nice thing about

Lisa Vanderpump without you,
the Witches of Eastwick...

- Oh, my God.
- Coming after me?

- Camille, you're scared to say
things about Lisa Vanderpump

because you're looking
at Twitter,

and we all know that we all
get bashed on Twitter.

- Not bashed, k*lled.
- So you'd be nice to Lisa,

because you don't want
to deal with the bashing,

and you think,
"Okay, well, I can tell

Dorit, you know,
she's not genuine,"

'cause you see this stuff
on Twitter.

Just say what you feel
in the moment.

- You're very upset about them
trashing you in the van

leaving your wedding.
- Yes, I was.

- So let's talk about
what they were saying.

- I was furious.

- We'd been at your wedding.
It was wonderful.

You had been talking about
being very unhappy

that Lisa Vanderpump
wasn't there.

You were really hurt by it,
but it was really bad timing

because we get sent this
"People" magazine article.

She's basically saying she...
"Lisa Vanderpump

encouraged me to take a leap
of faith on this journey,"

and here she says,
"I respect her decision."

You said so many amazing things
about Lisa Vanderpump,

who didn't show up.

- The interview was given
a week before.

- The timing was bad though.
- The week before.

- Can I say something?
There's so many people

talking...talking
over each other.

- The week before.
- It's so annoying.

- Wait, let me say one thing.
It was a kneejerk reaction.

I don't think
it was a great reaction.

- I think it was an
overreaction after my wedding.

- Well, but do you understand
why she was frustrated?

- Yeah, do you understand that?

- I understand, but it had
nothing against you girls.

- But not that...
- There was nothing.

- That wasn't their point.
That wasn't their point.

- You had been very clear

that Lisa's not been
a friend to you.

- She should have been here
to be here for me

and to dismiss all of this.

Lisa Vanderpump has been
a fair-weather friend,

absolutely.

- Right, okay, so
with that said, you'll say,

"She never calls me.
We never hang out.

She never checks on me."

Meanwhile we've left
our children

and our families to be there
and support you.

Whether you actually wanted us
there or not, I didn't realize.

I mean, I thought that when you
asked me to be a bridesmaid,

that I...maybe I'm stupid.
I thought it was genuine.

- So do you get that? They're
the people who showed up.

- Mm-hmm.
- She didn't, yet...

- I understand that.

- Okay. Okay.
- That I can understand.

That right there
in that context...

- Why are you so angry?

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Honest to God, like,
take it down a notch, Camille.

- Denise, shut up.
- I mean, I can't...

- Don't tell her
to shut up, Camille.

Don't. She's my friend.
She's my friend.

- I know she's your friend,
but I don't like her.

- Camille, calm down,
for [BLEEP]'s sake.

- I don't like her.

She told me to tell my daughter
she was a .....ing liar.

- What?

- I did not tell you
to tell your daughter...

- Yes, you did.
In the finale, yes.

- I did not.
What are you talking about?

- She did.
- Oh, by the way,

my daughter
was upset with you.

She walked up to you
and said hi, and you went,

"I gotta go to the bathroom."

- Never, I...never.
- "Gotta go to the bathroom."

- You know what I would say
to my daughter.

I would defend them
and I would make my daughter

feel like they were...

- Well, then maybe you make
your daughters feel like sh...,

but I don't make my daughters
feel like sh...

- I don't make them feel
like .....ing sh...

I make them feel okay, like,
"Don't worry, honey.

They didn't snub you."

I said if my child said
that Teddi ignored her,

whether she did or not,
I know Teddi,

and I know she's a great mom.

- And then your response
to Denise was,

"It's not my fault that
I'm not a bad mother like you."

Like, you put that on her.
- I didn't say that.

- You actually insulted
my parenting, Camille.

- I said I do not curse

at my kids,
'cause you were telling me...

- What are you talking about?
- You were telling me...

- I have no idea.
- A while back you said,

"I curse at my daughters."
It was no big deal.

- I don't curse
at my daughters.

- It was in the Bahamas.
You were drunk. You came in.

- I...by the way, you and I
have talked about this.

- Yeah.
- Like, I'm calm,

but when I go,
I .....ing go.

- She told me
that the other day.

She was like,
"I scream at my kids.

Do you scream at your kids?"
and I was like...

- I scream my g*dd*mn head
off at times.

- You do?

- Yes, because if I'm calm
after 50 times...

- Do you feel bad after
or are you like...

- I don't, actually.
[laughter]

[overlapping talking]

- That's unbelievable.

- "Sometimes I just get mad at
my daughters and say things."

- What is wrong with you?

Honest to God,
you need to go take a second

because this is not good.

- When you were sitting there
at lunch with Camille

and she was
trash-talking everyone,

what was going
through your mind?

- I was really uncomfortable
because I didn't want...

- So this is...
this is truly a setup.

This is truly a setup.

- What is a setup?
- I'm done.

- I'm done.
- What are you talking about?

- I'm done.
- You did your own stuff on...

- What are you talking about?
- I'm done.

Bullsh...
They did say those things.

- Is she on something?

- She did say she cursed
at her kids.

.....ing she did say that.
- She's so angry.

- I'm not going through
that bullsh...

[BLEEP] them.

- What's the setup?
- What happened?

- She's .....ing nuts.
- Thank you.

Take this off.
I'm leaving.

Bullsh...
Nasty b*tches.

- Next time,
it's part three of

"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills" reunion.

- I can't figure out what
Denise's issue with me is.

- You just said you didn't
like her and that she's boring.

- She was kind of
a wah-wah this year.

- Well, I'd say you
were just an as*h*le

with iconic hair and lips.
- Big lips.

- And lips.
- Yeah.

- Oh, my God,
it's such a Lisa present.

- Maybe after seeing that,
she'll call you.

- I feel like I've seen
this on her.

- You're just saying that

'cause he wants
it for the clubhouse.

- Oh, you want...
[laughter]

- I'm really hurt
by you ladies.

It was a great wedding,
and then Teddi said

the best part of it
was the departure.

- This is where we think
before we speak, Camille.

You're talking out of your a*s.

- Denise, stop it.
It is not true.

- Whatever you're telling me,

I can't really trust
that that's real.

- That's what
she's .....ing doing,

and once again,
it's not being genuine.

- [sighs] [BLEEP], man.
- It's a sad end.

- Sorry, I can't...I can't
talk right now for a second.

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