09x21 - Hurricane Camille

[bunniefuu]

- Previously this season,

on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

[screaming, cheering]

[cheers and applause]

- [yells]

[cheers, applause]

- We're selling a*s.

- Cheers to that.
- Cheers.

- Aloha.
- Ah.

[bell ringing]

[cheers and applause]

- Wow, this is absolutely
stunning, you guys.

- Magic.

- Oh, that's a little bump.

I'm not gonna lie, I don't like
this jiggling left to right.

- Thank you.

- Okay, I need to
look cute landing.

- Everybody has ocean view.

[cheering]

- Children, Mommy
wants you to get out

and let me dry you off
for lunch.

- Stop ruining my vacation.

- People say taking
your life is selfish,

but my brother didn't
mean to do this.

I do feel depressed.

- We got this adorable little
puppy from Vanderpump Dogs.

- The person that
she re-homed the dog to

ended up dropping it off
at a shelter.

- Was Lisa mad at you?

- If you cross Lisa Vanderpump,

it's over, you know that.

- I did not tell my employees
to tell you.

- You're creating sh...
because you got busted.

I did nothing wrong.

[dramatic hip-hop music]

- She says,
"Have the dog there,

and I can say it looks
like Dorit's dog."

- She's a .....ing liar.

- I feel betrayed by you.

- Okay, well, I feel
betrayed by you too.

- Oh, 'cause I couldn't
carry out your plan?

- Have you ever known her
to leak stuff to the press?

- I don't really want them
to be a part of my life.

It's as simple as that.

I'm not going to say,
"Yes, I did something"

if I didn't do it.

Get the [BLEEP]
out of my house!

- Goodbye, Kyle.

- With Dorit, there's
a little bit of phoniness.

I don't know if she has
all the money she has.

What did she say?
Can't you just say?

- I can't say it.

[tense music]

- I woke up to this video

of Camille's house on fire.

♪ ♪

- Sh...

Wow.

- You said a few things
about Dorit, and...

- Oh, yeah,
I've said some things.

I didn't trust you.

I didn't know where you were
getting all this money from.

- What are you talking about?

- I know your husband
owes out over $1 million.

Oh, yes.
- You are a little snake.

♪ ♪

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- Why you seem so down, Bambi?

You're being a drama queen.

- Hello?

- Hello?

I'm in the kitchen.

- I figured.

Are you making me some
tuna fish and a smoothie?

- I have enough kids to feed.

You can feed yourself.
[both laugh]

Are you hungry?

- Eh, I could eat.
Oh, hi. Oh...

- Well, if were
a regular guest,

I would make you something,

but since you're my sister...

- Make it yourself.
[both laugh]

- What's happening?
- [muffled speech]

- Kim and I have gone through

a lot of very, very
difficult times together...

- Stop it! That's not...

- You are a liar,
and second, an alcoholic.

- You drive around with
a cellphone to your ear.

- I've never driven
a car with you,

so how can you talk like that?

You wanna pull something
out of your a*s to say? Fine.

Are you gonna let this person
come between us?

- I'm try...I came here tonight.

- [BLEEP] you.

But, honestly,
I think our relationship

will always be
a work in progress.

How's the baby?

- Oh, my gosh. I'm so in love.

I never imagined,
when I had kids,

that one day,
they would have babies,

and make me feel
the feelings that I have.

- Now Kim is in a completely
new phase of her life,

having this grandchild,

and she's very, very happy.

- Tell me, sister,
what's going on?

- Alexia's at The Agency now.
She's about to get her license.

Yeah, and she's
actually loving it.

I didn't know if she would.

But she's loving it, because
she likes the creative stuff,

and the houses are pretty,
and she likes architecture.

- I was just in the office,
like, studying contracts,

learning how to do comms.
in Excel, all that good stuff,

and I literally was like,

I feel, like,
a natural high right now.

Like, I seriously
love it so much.

- You love it?
- I love it.

- And she's also going with
her sister and her dad.

- And her grandfather,

- And her grandfather,
and she loves her grandfather.

- Loves her grandfather, and
they're together all day long.

When Alexia first
came home from college,

it was definitely
an adjustment.

What time did you get home
last night?

You're not in college anymore.
- It's hurting.

That's all I can say, it hurts.

- Alexia has really shocked me.

She has learned that
if she wants to succeed,

she's going to have to
get up every day early

and go out there
and find that work.

Make that money.

- Oh, this Saturday,
Mo just opened

the 25th Agency office...
- Oh, wow.

- So we're having a celebration
in Downtown L.A.

at one of the buildings
down there

that they're representing.

It's at 7:00 o'clock, and
I'll send you the information.

- Well, I don't know if I can
come, I don't think I can,

but I'll do my best.

- Okay.

By the way,
Lisa Rinna will be there.

[light hip-hop music]

- No matter what I try to do
to try to make things right,

it just...I think she'll just
always have that with me.

- You guys are not
gonna be friends.

- I'm not asking
to be her friend.

I just wanna be able
to sit at a table,

and not feel like there's
a dagger coming at me,

or a...I'm gonna be called
a "C-U-next-Tuesday"...

- Kim...
- Uh-oh.

- You giving Lisa Rinna that
bunny was really [BLEEP].

- Okay?

I don't know if Lisa and I will
ever be able to be friends.

I feel like
our apologies are moments

where we try to make amends
with each other.

- I'm sorry for whatever
has happened between us.

How about that? I'll say
that to you right now.

- Me too.

- Can we move on?

- Let's just...
forgive each other.

- 'Kay.
- All right?

I don't know
if they're really sincere.

I don't really wanna
be her friend.

I just wanna get along.
- Right.

You wanna be able to be civil
in a group setting like that,

so it's not uncomfortable.

- She's just got
that thing for me.

If she could,
and nobody was looking,

she'd be like...
[mimics ripping sound]

"Ow!" [laughs]

- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- "Doritie"?

- Baby? Bubba-lish?

- Hi, honey.

- I'm still reeling.

I definitely could've
done without

Camille's sh... that night,

which completely
ruined the night.

- You haven't really
told me what she said.

- She's the most
two-faced human being

you could ever meet.

- I'm surprised
that she flipped.

Well, I'm not really
surprised, but...

♪ ♪

- PK, she says,

"I don't know how you have
these fancy clothes

"and this glam
and these nice cars,

when your husband
had claimed bankruptcy."

♪ ♪

- The bankruptcy was filed in...
actually in '09, I think.

But, ten years ago,
I didn't even know you.

It's got no bearing
on our life now,

no bearing on
our lifestyle now.

By the way,
you should've told her,

as far as I'm concerned,

you don't have enough clothes,
you don't have enough cars.

That's my job.

I'm buying them for
the rest of your life,

so she's gonna be
constantly disappointed.

- What really irritates me
is that,

because there are
some things in the press

about Beverly Beach lawsuit,

which clearly I can't discuss,

because we're in a lawsuit,

she almost wants to,
like, throw little digs.

And this lawsuit
looming over my head,

with a company that I'm pouring
my heart and soul into,

it's had a devastating effect
on Beverly Beach.

I've had to pick things up,
find new manufacturers.

Start from scratch.

Why does she feel
the need to threaten me?

To try and hurt
our family's reputation?

- Insecurity in her own life.

Jealousy. I don't know.

How did she make
anything in her life?

How did she make any money?

- Well...

Camille's questioning
where my money comes from?

Did she forget
where her money came from?

All right, so,
I've got The Agency party,

and I know you said
you couldn't come.

After this, any chance
I can sway you?

- You know what, I'd love
to come and support you,

but I can't.

I've got my daughter,
honey, you know.

- I know.

PK's daughter, Atlanta,
who's 18-years-old,

has just moved to
the United States.

He can't come to Mo's party.

I would like him to be with me,

but I completely understand.

- So, can you try
and avoid her?

Is that possible?
- No, it's impossible.

♪ ♪

[bright synth music]

♪ ♪

- You still have to
take my boobs out.

'Cause this what happens
when you don't have implants.

[trills]
- It's so good.

- Hey.

Well, you gotta do
what you gotta do.

- Hey, honey.
- Oh, hi, honey.

Is it okay if I have
a sexy dress?

Or do I have to be,
like, Mrs. Umansky?

- Mrs. Umansky
has a sexy dress.

This is all about sex.

[both laugh]

- We're selling homes and sex.

[hip-hop music]

- How long is it gonna
take me to get there?

- With this rain,
probably about an hour.

- We have to focus.

- Yes.

- It's fashion, honey.
- It's fashion.

We're running late.

- Yeah, I know,
we gotta hustle.

♪ ♪

- How's my bob
looking over there?

- Tucked away in roll.
And then this one can bounce.

- Can you make it really stiff?

I don't want to be in
a situation where...

- Yeah.
- My wig is.

♪ ♪

[laughs]

- My experience with Camille
the other night,

obviously, you know,
I'm not gonna forget

what happened so easily.

She's as low and dirty
as you can go.

- You guys had came so far...
- I know.

- And you guys were
in such a good place.

- But I'm also really
looking forward to tonight.

And can we talk about
my fierce pony?

- Oh, my...
- ♪ Hi ♪

[laughter]

- Yep. I can do the old...

- You can flip
your pony all night.

- You can whip Camille
with your pony.

- I know...
- [laughs]

- I might just do the...

- Go, girl. Yes!
- Right?

[laughter]

- I can say,
"That's not me, it's my pony."

- Coming up...

- Shut it down.
I can't be friends...

- You don't need to be...
- Shut it down!

- Oh, my God.

[bright techno music]

♪ ♪

- Please tell me that
you're extremely late.

- Um, yes, I'm late,
and I'm never late.

- We're just leaving, so...
I mean, literally.

- If you and I are late,

I bet other people
are late as well.

- Everyone's late in the rain.

- People are going
two miles per hour.

You'd think it was like
torrential downpour.

It drizzled.

- Okay, I'll see you
in a little bit.

Thanks for holding down
the fort till I get there.

- [laughs] Bye.

- Bye, sweet pea.

Hi, gorgeous.

Thank you, Martin.

- My gorgeous husband
has two dates.

- I know. Thank you for...

- How are you?
I love your dress.

- Oh, thank you, my love.

I'm sorry to ruin it
with my cold hands.

- Oh, I don't care.

- Hello.
I'm chaperoning this event.

- You're chaperoning?
- [chuckles]

I've never been to your house.

So, your house is
for sale still?

- Yes.

It's just, I want more
of a yard for the kids.

- Do you know where
you wanna move?

- No.

Um, so, it's just sad
that you guys are,

as I'm talking about homes,

that you guys are bouncing back
and forth from hotel to hotel.

- You know what, it's all right.
- It's okay.

- It's been really hard
and stressful.

- Yeah. Yes.

- This situation with the fires
has tested our marriage.

Look at how close
they're burnt here.

- See, right at the top,
on that hill there.

- [sighs]
So, I don't know what to do,

because...I'm gonna
get an update.

Let's try today, again.

- I know, and we can't
stay here forever.

- No, we can't.

We both have said,
if we can get through this,

then we can get
through anything.

I love Malibu, but right now,

we don't feel safe living there

with the places burnt
so much, and...

- Well, first and foremost,
it's toxic.

That's why my lungs...
- First of all, it's toxic.

- Is that why you're not...
- Yeah.

- He's not sick.
This is from .....ing smoke.

- I'm, like, coughing up,
like, black stuff.

- [gasps]
- Yeah.

- It's, like, crazy.
- No, it's been bad.

I think we've been to,
like, 10 different,

maybe more hotels, and...
- Hotels, yeah.

- But it's all right.

[hip-hop music]

- Can I just thank you both
for picking me up

and being my dates and
coming with me to the party?

- Yeah, I'm not gonna
have you go alone.

I told him,
if anything happens,

he has to have your
.....ing back, right?

- Aww.
- Yeah, I'm in.

- You know, the thing is,
with Camille,

people like that, Denise,
they scare me.

- Right.

- I hate the idea of
going to this party,

knowing that I'm gonna be
face-to-face with Camille.

I don't know which face

Camille's gonna
bring out tonight.

Hopefully not
the batsh... crazy one.

- Ladies, you're protected.

I got your backs,
so it's all good.

- Thank you, Aaron.
- I know you do, baby.

[bright electronic music]

♪ ♪

- [groans]
- You want in?

- Yeah.

I wasn't even paying attention.

- This is so nice.
- Yeah, look at this place.

♪ ♪

- Hi.

This looks so great.

- Well, if my boob falls out,
let me know.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God,
what's happening here?

- Wow.
- Hi.

- Kinda freaky with
those glasses on.

- We're out of this world.
- Out of this world.

It's all about
the future, right?

- When my husband
started The Agency,

his goal was to build
something, a legacy,

that our daughters
could carry on.

- I have been approached

to create our own company.

- When I step back,
and I look at my husband

and what we have built,

it makes me so happy
and fulfilled,

and I love every minute of it.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- You look cute.

- I feel like we have
a similar vibe going on.

- I know, we're very business.

- Oh, yeah.
- Cheers.

- So, Erika...you haven't
seen Erika, Rinna,

or, what about
Camille and Dorit?

- No.

- It's uncomfortable when you
have friends that are arguing.

I'm sure you go through
that with your friends.

When you have two friends
that are arguing,

don't you feel uncomfortable?

- You guys are next level.

I don't know. [laughs]
- Oh, stop.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- I love it that
we both wore wigs.

- I love that we're in wigs.

- Just independent
of each other.

I love a pink wig. I love it.

- I love that.

I think everybody would look
better with pink hair.

- Well, you should
do it sometime.

Where is she?

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- Come on, we are in Tokyo.

- Didn't even call
each other and say,

"Hey, girl, I'm wearing
my wig tonight."

- "My wig tonight."
"Me too." Nope.

- My toes are gonna get wet.

- You have open toes.
Go ahead.

- Honey,
it never rains in L.A.,

and a little bit
of rain can ruin

this whole situation.

Look at this. Hi, ladies.
But, like, what is this?

- I'm a table.
- Oh, you're a table.

- Oh, you guys are, like,
serving drinks and sh...?

- I like your wig too.
- Thank you.

- I love it. Adorbs.
- Cute.

- Let's get...we need this.
- Should we?

- Absolutely, you think
I'm walking in here sober?

Mm-mm.

- This particular tower here
were selling is 600 condos,

and I think we've got
about 350 of them sold.

- How are you?
- Good to see you.

- This is actually really good.

- Can we just look at this
Caviar and smoked salmon?

[gasps]
- It's really good.

- Yum, I want the beet, please.

- Oh, my God, this is so good.
I have to have a bite of this.

- Thank you.

[both gasp]

- Oh, what a pretty building.

- Oh, soup?

Yay!
- Yay!

- They were awful
the other night.

It's like I'm back in high
school with these b*tches.

I'm very disappointed

by their actions and their
behavior at that dinner.

- But you let her off the hook.
- I know.

- You shouldn't have let her
off the hook so easily.

- To me, then I worry,

"What is she saying
behind my back?"

- This crosses a .....ing line.

This involves your husband.
- It's bad.

- This, everybody
just gets hurt.

- [BLEEP] off,
Camille, honestly.

- Don't tell me to [BLEEP] you.

- Honestly, I don't even
want to hear it right now.

- I am sick of being
on the chopping block.

It's pretty heartless.

- Oh, no.

- Who's here?

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- How disgusting are you?

So, let's figure out
who the mean girl really is.

Huh? Seems like it's you.

[hip-hop music]

- What do you think
about the rancho

all the way up in the hill
for $20 million?

- Oh, insane. Insane.
- Oh, my God.

- They were awful
the other night.

It's like I'm back in high
school with these b*tches.

- Oh, no.

- Who's here?

♪ ♪

- Hi.

- To come all the way
here in this rain?

- Yes.

- Oh, my God.
- For you, yes.

- You look stunning.
[muffled]

- How are you?
- I'm hanging in there.

- Thank you for being here.
- Oh, you look gorgeous.

- Oh, my God, in this
rain too? I'm dying.

Thank you. How is every...are
you okay after the other night?

- No, I wasn't? [laughs]

The other night
was a sh... show.

I felt so ganged up on.

- That never was the intention.
I promise you on my life.

- Then why did they bring...
I understand,

but why did anybody
bring up anything?

I never think it's a good idea
to g*ng up on one person.

I don't think it's right.

It feels like sh...

- It's my wedding.
It is not right for them...

- No, not about the wedding,
obviously.

- I can't be friends...
- Camille...

- No. Shut it down.

♪ ♪

I can't be friends...
- You don't need to be...

- Shut it down!

- Don't be so condescending
all the time.

- Honestly.

- You're not worth my time.

- Okay, so, you and I...

- Oh...my...God.
- This is bullsh...

- I'll tell you why...
- It's bullsh...

Because I'm not jumping on
the Lisa Vanderpump hate train?

- It's not about that.
That's not fair.

- But it wasn't fair the
other night what you guys did,

and I was very
disappointed in you.

- I wasn't attacking you.

I do not know
what happened to Camille.

When we left the farmhouse,
she was actually remorseful.

- Oh, God, I don't even wanna
go, but I will show up.

- Be there Thursday.

- I will be there. See you.

And I'm sorry. I will
have to say, I'm sorry.

- You know what, Camille,
it's just not like you.

- I know.

- And now she comes in here,
g*ns blazing.

What is going on here?

- You look great.
- Thanks.

- Hey, you look cute.
What's going on?

- I'm not really in the world's
best situation right now.

- What happened?
- What's happening?

- I'm trying to, like,
take some breaths.

Camille came in hot,
you know, like aggressive...

- What do you mean?

- And I just...
- With who?

- With me and Kyle.

I don't like being
talked down to,

but I also...I don't need
to, like, attack her.

- No. No.

- Well, you're in a very
difficult situation,

because what do you do?

How do you stand up
for yourself

without going overboard?

- Right.
- Yeah, so she knows that.

There's absolutely no reason

I need to try to tear her down

to make myself feel better
about her sh...-y behavior.

I'm good.

- I think feelings are running
so high right now,

because everything
that's going on.

You see what I'm saying?

- Of course.
- No, I understand.

- It's miscommunication.

- I said a lot of nice things
about them too.

- I think you, Dorit,
and Teddi...

- I don't even wanna discuss.

- I feel really lucky.

Two gorgeous women
walking downtown.

So, let me just grab the door,

and you ladies can go in.

[upbeat music]

- Thank you so much.
Appreciate it.

- You guys look good.
- We got on wigs.

- We did not plan this.

- We didn't even
call each other.

- Is Lisa blonde?

- Look at how hot you look.
- Oh, well, thank you.

I asked my husband
if I look like a hooker.

- You do, but a good hooker...
- Oh, good, thank you.

- And cute, like
a fashion hooker.

- You look like
a good hooker too.

- Good. Good.
- [laughs]

Honestly, hookers
don't dress like that.

I'm sure some do.

The ones I met didn't.
[laughs]

♪ ♪

- So, where have you guys
been staying?

- We're staying with Rose.

- I mean, it's been great.

- Can we have a chat with you?
- No.

[tense synth music]

After getting attacked
the other night,

I think I'll wait
a little while.

[electronic music]

- Camille, we didn't attack you
the other night.

- Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.

- You understood it
the other night,

and you were fine with it
the other night.

- I need to know myself,

if I've made a misstep
or what I've done wrong.

- What changed?

- What changed is that
I actually got my ba*ls,

and realized that...
- Oh...

- After thinking about it,

that I don't have
to say, "I'm sorry"

about saying something
nice to Lisa.

- We aren't asking you
to say you're sorry.

- What are you asking for?

- We were sharing with you

what happened in that van.

- Lisa Vanderpump and I know
what we've been through.

- Do you know what Lisa
Vanderpump has done to Dorit?

You're okay with that?

Camille just bringing up Lisa
Vanderpump, it's annoying.

I feel great sympathy

for what both of these women
have gone through.

But the truth is,

these behaviors have
existed in this group

long before either of
these women had loss.

What are you doing, Camille?

- She's saying they bonded
over the death of Scott

and the death
of Lisa's brother.

- Camille, we are
so empathetic and so...

- Really? Really?
- Yes.

I lost my father in this group.

I was not cut any slack
for one second.

I was actually accused
of being a pill popper

and a drug addict.

- Lisa Rinna says,

"I like to pop a Xanax
in my smoothie."

She took out a Ziploc bag
of all these pills.

- This is
what I carry...[laughs]

Did I ever play the victim?

No.

- Why did you come after me
at my most vulnerable?

After I lose my house and lose
my assistant of 23 years?

- I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry about that.

- For you to blame it
on something that...

'cause I said something nice
about Lisa Vanderpump?

How disgusting are you?

That's disgustingly
petty and immature...

- You know what...

- So, let's figure out
who the mean girl really is.

Huh? Seems like it's you.

[light electronic music]

- I never snubbed
your daughter.

- I don't know that
for certain.

- You know when we go through...

- No, I don't know, Denise,
so, back off.

- Yeah, you do.

You .....ing back off.

♪ ♪

[bright techno music]

♪ ♪

- Neat. Neat.

He's gonna do it on the rocks.

- I'll do that Siempre.
Put it on the rocks.

- Actually, I'll take
rocks too, man.

♪ ♪

- How much are you
selling for a foot?

What are they going for?
- About 1,000 bucks a foot.

- 1,000 bucks a foot?
- Yeah.

- God, it's so hard for me
to stick up for myself.

[light percussive music]

- Mama, come here.
- Hi.

- Oh, no, no, no.

I like you, Denise,
but we're not...

- I like you too.

Let's go talk it out
and .....ing fix it.

- The only thing I do feel bad
about at this point is,

I did say something to Dorit.

- You .....ed up
the other night,

and you need to .....ing
apologize to her for that.

That's all, okay?
- Okay.

I don't know if it's .....ed up,
but I went below the belt.

- You did.
No, you...that's .....ed up.

- But she did too.
She did too.

- It doesn't make it right.
- She did too.

I know it doesn't
make it right.

- Just because
someone attacks you,

you don't .....ing
always attack back.

I've been attacked
and depressed many times,

and so, to see
this side of Camille,

who's been through the press
and has been through the mud,

for her to lash out at Dorit,

it's unacceptable.

Just don't do that to a friend.

- Thank you, appreciate it.
Cheers.

- Hi.
- Hi, honey.

- How are you doing?

- Come up, Mom's
about to speak.

- Oh.

- Hi, everybody.

I'm just so excited

and so incredibly
proud of my husband

and all of you guys
in The Agency

and what it has accomplished.

My husband was in
the clothing business,

and we had just
Farrah and Alexia,

and Alexia was six months old.

And he had lost his job,

and he came home,
and he was, safe to say,

"bawling" was
the word you'd use?

- Bawling.

- We sat down, and I said,

"Why don't we pick one night
a week as our date night,

and go and get our
real estate license?"

Anyway, so, long story short,
we passed.

And when he wanted
to venture on his own,

it was a really big risk.

There were seven people
at The Agency,

and now there's 485 agents
at The Agency.

[cheers, applause]

You worked your a*s off,
and it paid off.

I love you.
- I love you too.

And I wanna thank
all of you guys,

every single person
at The Agency.

I need to thank my family.
I gotta tell you...

- I'm sorry that
I embarrassed you.

- I didn't expect the ambush
the other night...

- I agree, and I had
defended you for that.

- When I'm raw.
Right after I lost my house.

- Guys, can you at least let
him finish his speech? Please.

At least, please.

- ...For the future.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

- Oh, Dorit, yes.

Dorit, I do wanna talk to you.

I do wanna apologize.
- Very cold.

I'm shaking.

♪ ♪

- I am so sorry.

And I said something
really awful to you,

and I feel terrible about it,

and I'm sorry.

And I know it really must
have hurt. I'm so sorry.

- Really hurt me.
Really, really hurt me.

- I know, and I didn't
want to hurt you.

- I know you're going
through a lot...

- I was just so raw, and I...

I said something
I wouldn't normally say,

and I'm so sorry.

- I don't really take anything
Camille says seriously.

At this point,
she's gone too low.

- Oh, my God!

[laughs]

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Everything okay?
- I wanna grab a drink.

- Yeah, we need a double.

- I don't know what's going on.

I'm sorry for what
you're going through.

I don't like the way you just
talked to me prior...

"I'm not even worth your time"
and all of that stuff,

I don't know what that all is...

- Teddi, you have
been so annoying to me.

I'm sorry.

- If you don't like me,
don't be around me,

don't wanna hang out with me.

- Okay, let me think about it.

Oh, by the way, my daughter
was upset with you.

She walked up to you
and said hi,

and you went, "I gotta
go to the bathroom..."

- Never. I...Never.

- We were at the airport,
and your daughter said hi,

and she was, like,
too busy to stop and talk.

- You know, Teddi's been
taking jabs at me,

but don't mess with my kid.

- I can swear to you

that I walked through security
with the entire group,

and said, "Hi, guys"
just like everybody else.

- I'm not gonna let you
go down on this one.

No, I'm sorry, Teddi.
I'm just sorry.

- Okay, wait, can I just say...

- No, I'm not about this.

When I found out that
she snubbed my daughter,

I was disgusted with that.

- You know I never snubbed
your daughter.

- I don't know that
for certain.

I'm sorry, I don't know
that for certain.

That's not how my daughter
feels, I'm sorry.

Teddi has a very hard time

being accountable
for her own behavior.

Teddi's making it
that it's my daughter,

and my daughter's
making this up,

but this is bullsh...

- I am sorry for what
you're going through.

Please stop grabbing me.

Stop grabbing me
and talking down to me.

I do not appreciate it.

- But she's not
talking down to you.

- No, you just missed it.

- We're not in
seventh .....ing grade.

- Really? Really, Denise?
- What? No, Camille. Yeah.

- After the other night?

Who got attacked?
It was me.

- But that was before this.

Camille, you know
when we go through...

- I don't know, I don't know,
Denise, so, back off.

- Yeah, you do.
- No, I don't.

- You .....ing back off.

Even if someone .....ing did,
you don't .....ing say it.

- I'm not sure.

- What do you mean not...
- Denise?

- Camille?
Don't be condescending.

You're so .....ing patronizing.

What the [BLEEP]?
- I can't do this.

- If you're feeling bad,
just pull away.

- I was married
to Charlie Sheen,

so I can handle drama...

- I'm telling you, it's beyond.

- I agree it's beyond.

But enough's enough,
and she needs to stop.

- This is bullsh...

I'm not gonna be
attacked by these girls.

I'm really hurt by
what these ladies have done

and what they're saying,

and it's very unfair of
them to...coming after me

and questioning me
at this time.

I just lost my house
and my assistant.

I need time to heal.

- I am going. I've had enough.

This night has been
a little overwhelming for me.

- You're done?
- Yeah, I'm done.

- You know what,
we are here if you need us,

if you need to talk
to us about anything.

- Thank you. Oh, thank you,
I appreciate that.

- No, for real.
- Yeah.

- Maybe go talk
to somebody, go...

- Oh, I have a therapist,
thank you.

It's just too much to process.
- You know, a safe place.

I know.

- Bye, hon. Bye.

- I'm so sorry, Camille.
- Thank you.

I'm overwhelmed.
- I know you are.

- Thank you. Thank you.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- I'm sorry about you and Kyle.

- If you love somebody,
you trust them.

[dynamic percussive music]

- You know, Teddi, I can't...

you know, I just...

Mason really felt that way,

and I'm not gonna
diminish or dismiss

my daughter's feelings.

I mean, she's my daughter.

Of course I'm gonna
protect her no matter what.

- I just think it's a tough and
tumultuous time for everyone.

So, get some rest.

Chill out, try to
put it behind us.

- And I love you.
- I love you too.

- Thank you for
being there for me.

- Of course.

[bright techno music]

♪ ♪

- It's time to go home,
I think.

- Hold on, don't go anywhere.

One second.
- Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Now what?

Oh, we're cheersing something.

- Hold on, I'm coming around.

Okay.

Denise?
- Yes?

- Since you were not able

to make it to
Provence, France with us,

we thought we'd bring a
little bit of Provence to you.

[laughter]
- This is amazing.

- So, we have the rosé

that we were drinking
in Provence,

that we had a really fun time
with and laughed our butts off.

- You know what...

- Don't pretend
to dump yours, Dorit.

[laughter]

- I'm gonna pee my pants.
[laughs]

- This bringing back
any memories, girls?

- It is!
- Oh!

This group has gotten
very, very close,

and, you know what,

that's something
to celebrate to me.

I was really hoping that

Camille would be
a part of this,

but, yeah,
that's not happening.

Not tonight.

Honey, would you like
a sip of my rosé?

- Yes.
- For the 25th location...

[all cheer]

♪ ♪

- You can use my glass.
- Cheers.

all: Cheers!

I mean, look at you.
You all look great.

- Cheers, ladies,
to a fun .....ing time.

all: Cheers!

♪ ♪

[birds chirping]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

- Look how bright the sun...
- Hello.

- Oh, my God,
we have matching shoes.

- Oh, we do.

♪ ♪

- Oh, we're all so colorful.

[both laugh]

- You look cute.

♪ ♪

- Erika, wow!
- You look so cute.

- You look like
Mrs. Girardi today.

[laughter]

- Mrs. Girardi.

- I haven't seen you
in so long.

all: Hi!

- Hi, girls.
[overlapping chatter]

- I'm loving all these
.....ing colors.

- Honey. Honey. Honey.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Hello, darling ♪

- Hello.
- Hey.

- Hi, cutie.
- Hi, Dorit!

- I missed you guys.

- How are you?
- You look cute!

- Hi, everyone.
[overlapping chatter]

- So, let's go outside.

Okie dokie.
- Where are your girls today?

- My girls are out
with their dad.

[serene music]

- So cute.

- I'm gonna go down the grass.

Aww, this looks so pretty.

- 'Cause I have
more stuff coming up,

we can start with this.

- [gasps]
Oh, that looks so nice.

- Kyle, this is
really beautiful.

- This is so fun, you know?

- I know.
- I know.

- Damn.

- Water? Thank you, ma'am.
- Damn.

- Dorit, I like
your red lipstick.

It does not come off at all.
- Thank you.

No, it's glued on.

- With the green and the green,

your eyes are, like,
gorgeous.

- Did you see her in Vegas?

- Lisa Vanderpump?
- Yes.

The opening of
her Caesars bar?

- I saw it on Twitter.

- Well, she came in,
and she had a crown.

And she came in on, like,
a sleigh or something...

[cheers and applause]

- Thank you.
This is so incredible.

- All hail Lisa Vanderpump.

[bright electronic music]

- Thank you.

That was the best ride
I've had in years.

[chuckles]

♪ ♪

Thank you.
- Cheers.

♪ ♪

- Camille was invited.
I don't know why I wasn't.

I don't know what I did.
[laughs]

- Why was Camille...'cause
we had a moment with Camille?

- I don't know.

- We go to dinner,
and they all came at me,

called me a hypocrite.

After I lost Scott
and my house burned down,

I felt the way you felt.

Like, you don't kick
a dog when it's down.

- So, you just got married,
you'd lost Scott...

- I lost Scott.

As soon as you left,
the target was right here.

I had a big target
here and here.

- Well, that's why you
should be wearing the crown,

and you should have
a target on your back.

Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

After all the bullsh...
from the women,

I immersed myself in
this project at Caesars.

- I'm sorry about you and Kyle.

- If you love somebody,

you trust them,
you believe them.

Love's a very easy word
to throw around.

This friendship had just
been thrown in my face.

- It's not fair.
It's not fair.

It's not fair for you.

- So, thank you for
sticking up for me.

- Oh, you are so welcome.

- She wants...
she needs the worship.

That's why people around her
call her "queen."

"The queen has just walked in."

- That's why she wears
the crown.

- I thought it was
'cause she was English.

[laughter]

- That is so cute.

- Well, girls, I have a little
something to share.

- Oh, do share.
- [laughs]

- Lisa Vanderpump,
I ran into her

in the parking garage
on Bedford.

I was waiting for my car,

and I heard this...

[imitates British accent]...
"Oh, God."

I just didn't say anything.

Like, I just sat there
and looked at her.

So, she goes to get her car,

and she's fumbling
in her purse for money,

and her nails are wet,
and so, she's, like, fumbling,

and all of a sudden,
I turn around and I go,

"Do you need some money?"

I was still willing
to loan her a few bucks

after all the bullsh...

I was.

So good.

[laughs]

She goes, "No, and if I did,

I wouldn't take yours."

And I go...
- Stop.

- Swear to God.
And that was it.

- I just wanna know,

why does she have
wet nails in 2019?

Girl, get some gels.

[laughter]

[hip-hop music]

- I also bumped into
Lisa Vanderpump,

uh, at Neiman Marcus.

So, I said, "Hi, Lisa."

And she went like, "Hello,"

like, saying hello
before you turn.

She goes, "Hello. Oh...oh!"

Like, she was really shocked.

And, um, I said, "How are you?"

And I said, "I want you
to know that I'm very sorry

"about how everything
has turned out

"and everything that's
happened between us.

I really don't think it needed
to be this way at all."

And she said,
"Well, you called me a liar."

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Everybody has said,
"I'm sorry,"

except for one person.

- I just don't think
it's ever gonna change.

- I said, "Hi, Lisa."
And she went, like, "Hello,"

like, saying hello
before you turn.

She goes, "Hello. Oh...oh!"

Like, she was really shocked.

And I said, "I want you to know
that I'm very sorry

"about how everything
has turned out

"and everything that's
happened between us.

I really don't think it needed
to be this way at all."

And she said,
"Well, you called me a liar."

I didn't come here to fight.
- Okay.

- I came here to tell you,
this is the overall consensus,

I care about you, and I have
a hard time with defending you.

- You came here to tell me
I am a liar.

- Then I said, "No, I didn't
call you a liar.

Those are your words."

I feel sad, just because...

I realize that
nothing's gonna change.

While I have great empathy for
what she's gone through, I do,

but it also doesn't
excuse behavior.

And, also, this is not behavior

because she was going
through a hard time.

It's stuff that
she's already been doing,

you know, since I've known her.

- But we're all...
we're also all capable

of saying, "I'm sorry"
and moving on.

Everybody has said,
"I'm sorry,"

except for one person.

- I don't see myself, you know,
k*lling myself to fix things

if, you know, she's not
gonna make it hard for me.

I can't...I can't do it anymore.

While I was talking to Lisa,
it felt like old times,

like we were trying
to talk through something.

You kinda think,
"Well, you know,

I miss my friend."

But for her not to
come around at all

has not left
any door open for that.

I felt lighter, just because
I had a conversation,

so to have that moment,
like, away from everything,

I felt better,
but yet I also felt like,

I'm good, I'm good.

I think now, in hindsight,

I feel like I was
a lot more invested

in this friendship
than Lisa was.

[light music]

That's what I think.

- Listen, we've all
made mistakes,

but being able to say,
"I'm truly sorry for that.

I don't wanna do that,"
you know...

- We've done things,
I've certainly done things

that, you know, weren't right
and I'm not proud of,

but I've always been able
to move through it.

I feel such a sense of freedom
with all of you at this table,

I just wanna thank you,

'cause I don't feel that
very much in my life.

I really don't.
- No, it's true.

Me too.
- Me too.

- How's the honeymoon stage?
- Good.

- Are you still in it?
- Yes.

- Yay!
- We will always be in it.

- Aww, I love that.

- Being evacuated
from the fires,

and going through
what we went through,

it has definitely
made me realize

that I don't need
a lot in life.

I've had all the stuff,
all the this.

And you realize what you really
can live with very simply,

and that was a big lesson
for me during all of this.

I mean, to move...
- Fire.

- Fire, lose all your stuff...

- Within a month.
- Within a month.

- Teenage daughters are
already hard enough.

[laughs]

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- How are yours? Are you
still scheduling your sex?

[laughter]
- Oh, Teddi's gotta go.

- Sorry, guys, I'm very busy,

I've got a 3:00 o'clock
with Edwin Arroyave.

[laughter]

- Teddi's got a hard out
in two...

- Emphasis on the "hard."

I definitely...I made a mistake

when it came to Dorit
and the dog situation.

Going along with
Lisa Vanderpump's scheme

was something I just did,
'cause I was a stupid idiot.

Like, I need Edwin, like,

constantly, like,
busting my chops.

Like, it lightens me up.

I have learned that I have
to always trust my gut,

and no matter how hard
a situation is,

I need to always go
directly to the person

that I'm having an issue with.

We have so much fun with it.

But, yes,
there's still some order.

[laughs]
- Good for you.

♪ ♪

- Amelia's graduating.

- [gasps] What?
- High school?

- By the way, can we talk

about how gorgeous
she looked at prom?

- Guys, we had prom,
we have graduation.

It's happening.

I've called people on their
bullsh..., like, big time,

but I've been
a really good friend

for people that are in need.

I like this Rinna.

- Now you have
three dogs, though.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- How was your tour?
How did it end?

- It was great.

- When can I backup dance
for you?

- Whenever you're ready.
- [laughs]

- I'm available.

- Whenever you're ready.

I've known these women
for four years now.

Yes, I'm slow to open up,
but for the first time,

I feel like I'm comfortable
sharing, opening,

and it's nice to know
that you're not alone.

Things are really good.

It's happening,
and it's abundant.

- Oh, Erika!

- Yay!
- It's good.

♪ ♪

And what about you?
What's going on?

- We are looking
for a new home,

which I'm really excited about.

Yes.
- What area?

- I think I might find
myself close to Kyle.

- You can come over for


[laughter]

- There could be better closure
between me and Lisa Vanderpump,

but, unfortunately,
it has to be on her terms,

and I'm just not
prepared to do that.

At this point, I don't care.

The kids,
they're getting older,

and they're at this yummy,
yummy age, they're just so fun.

- Can I tell you how in love
I am with your son, Jagger?

- Ah.
- I know.

- And when he said, like,
"I love you so much"...

- I know!
- So sweet.

♪ ♪

- I don't have any enemies,

and I don't wanna feel like
I have, you know, an enemy.

I mean, I would hope,
you know, that...

I would hope that even she
doesn't consider it that,

you know, but I just don't
like to have bad feelings

with someone that I care about,

and that we had such
a good friendship with.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- Opening a new restaurant

and dealing with
personal feelings,

and then this
complete [BLEEP]-up

with all my friends,

has been a lot
to actually deal with...

Silly boys.

But I feel I'm in
a different place now.

Things are turning around.

Out with the old
and in with the new.

A little butter tea.

♪ ♪

- Everyone of my girlfriends
is beautiful...

- Yeah.

- And talented and successful,

and I could not be happier.

When I went to Lisa
Vanderpump's house that day,

I was afraid to be honest
and to speak my truth,

because I knew the outcome
would not be good.

Ultimately, though, I feel
like I did the right thing,

and in that moment, I felt like

I grew as a person,

hopefully for the better.

Everything you have
to do today,

instead of saying, "I have to,"
say, "I get to."

I get to wake up and make
my daughter her breakfast.

- Yeah.
- I get to do that.

I get to do this.
I get to work out today.

♪ ♪

Before you leave,
we're doing one more toast.

- Oh, Kyle.
- Okay.

- Thank you for having us over,
and you know what...

the future is ours.

- The future is ours.
- There you go.

- The best has yet
to come, guys.

- Whoo!

- Yay!
- Cheers, ladies.

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about the housewives,