05x23 - Uncle Grandpa: The High School Years

[bunniefuu]

No feeding the dog
at supper time, Jimmy!

[ Cow moos ]

[ Rock music plays ]

♪ Growing up ♪

♪ It's harder than it looks ♪

♪ Growing up ♪

♪ Making doodles in textbooks ♪

[ Roars ]
♪ We're making teachers mad ♪

♪ But we can just blame
Mom and Dad ♪

♪ Drowning
in our teenage tears ♪

♪ It's just
our high school years ♪

♪ Uncle Grandpa high school ♪

♪ Growing up ♪

♪ Uncle Grandpa high school ♪

♪ Growing up ♪

♪ Uncle Grandpa high school ♪

[ School bell rings ]

Listen up, you grubs!

It's bad enough
that I have to be here

monitoring you social misfits

on a Saturday
while the sun is shining,

but what's worse
is that I judged

the staff
chili cook off yesterday.

[ Rumbling ]

And I'm feeling very irritable.

Excuse me,
Principal Bullhorn,

My mother wrote
a note to

Quiet!

This is detention,
not a pizza party!

There are gonna be rules!

Rule number one
no talking!

Pfft!
What a bummer!

I'm dying to chat up
these chumps.

Rule number two no sarcasm!

Sarcasm?!

What's th Oh!

Rule number three
no cartoon tricks!

Psst!
Uncle Grandpa...

[ Whip! Smack! ]

Rule number four
no funny business!

Okay, you delinquents,
are we on the same page?!

No.
What page are we on?

[ Chuckles ]
Am I right?

Vote Pizza Steve
class clown.

[ Gasps ]

If any of you
don't take this seriously,

you all get punished!

Got it?!

But now I must go.

[ Rumbling ]

I'm never going to judge another
staff chili cook off ever again.

[ All sigh ]

But I'm still judging you,
grubs.

So, remember, if you mess
with Principal Bullhorn...

you get the bullhorn!

Ugh!

I am surrounded
by a bunch of lame os.

Well, at least our pizza faces
are only temporary.

Yeah, Pizza Steve.

You think you're so special,
but you're not.

You guys
shouldn't be talking.

[ Groans ]

[ Indistinct chatter ]

[ P. A. beeps ]
Bullhorn: No talking!

I'm in the bathroom,
but I can still hear you!

Okay, everyone, just keep to
yourself for the next six hours,

and then we can go back
to our own well written,

individual back stories
in peace.

[ Bluesy rock music plays ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Phone dialing ]

What the heck are you doing?

No reason why
I have to be bored and hungry.

Yeah, I'd like to order a large
double pepperoni for delivery.

Man, you're gonna
get us all busted!

Yo, sporty saurus,
mind your own business.

Okay, I've got a large
double pepperoni here.

Who ordered the large
double pepperoni?!

[ Gasps ]

Come on!
I haven't got all day!

Yeah, which one of you
was brazen enough

to order a pizza
in detention?!

Oh, come on!

Well, thanks for the snack,
Mr. Steve.

[ Munching ]

You just earned everyone in here
two more detentions.

[ Rumbling ]
Ooh!

I'll be in the restroom
again.

But I got my eyes
on you!

[ All groan loudly ]

Whatever.

You lame os don't know
how to live it up,

which is why I'm slipping out of
here to go do cool guy things.

[ Grunts ]
Later, suckers!

Yeah!

Now that that's over,

time to have some

Hall Monitor Xarna,
you're looking nice today.

I don't like junk food roaming
the halls without a pass.

Back to detention
for you.

No, no, no, wait!

[ Grunts ]

[ Sighs ]

Looked like it was gonna rain.

Decided to wait it out.

That's it.

If that greasy liar
is staying,

I'm going.

Where do you think
you're going?

I'll be in the gym,
getting ready for the big game.

Couldn't last another minute
with those losers.

Hey, Coach Beary Nice,

what's that crazy
evil baby doing

on my designated
squat rack?!

And why's he wearing
my number jersey?!

Goo goo, gah gah!

"Goo goo, gah gah"
is my catch phrase!

What's going on here,
Coach?!

Well, he's our new quarterback
and your replacement.

He's much better than you,
Mr. Gus.

[ Laughs ]
Goo goo, gah gah!

Well, I thought you admired
my heart.

Well, you could always try out
to replace our lousy mascot.

Aw.

"Goo goo, gah gah."

[ Laughs ]

Oh, must have really k*lled
that two minute workout.

The gym was locked,

so I guess I'm stuck
with you slackers.

I'm not a slacker!

I'm only here for being

wrongfully accused of cheating,

but I don't have eyes!

[ Laughs ]

Oh, you think
that's funny, huh?!

Well, I may not have eyes,

but at least I have
a vocabulary.

[ Laughs ]
Oh, rejected!

[ Growls ]

Whoa!

Settle down, mean green.

Why don't you just try
keeping your mouth shut?

Why don't you make me?

[ Indistinct shouting ]

♪♪

That's it!

Where are you going?
I'm just getting warmed up.

Which is why I'm going
to the library

where at least it's quiet!

This school is weird.

Excuse me,
Librarian Aunt Grandma,

do you have any books
on curing boredom?

Yeah,
that's a real nice sign,

but I'm just really
looking for a book.

Shh!

Yeah, I know.

I got something
on my upper lip.

It's called
being a teenager!

Now, do you have any books
for me or not?!

Cool.
What's this about?

Hey!

[ Screams ]

[ Grunts ]

Welp, guess it's your turn
to get fed up and leave, Tiger.

[ Growling ]

[ P. A. beeps ]
Hold it right there!

The staff here tells me

you rejects have been moving
from your seats.

Well, you're all getting
three more detentions!

No! No!
No! No!

Can't believe
I'm gonna have to waste

another month of weekends
with you buffoons.

Well, I'd rather be a buffoon
than a grumpy old dino jock!

Hoo hoo!
Burned by a buffoon!

[ Roars ]

Oh, there's always room
for name calling...

you smelly, feline
fish eater!

Oh, that's real mature.

Insults from a guy
whose best trait

is his store bought
sunglasses.

Pizza Steve is almost as fake
as Mr. Monster Mullet over here!

[ Growls ]

Hey!
Oh, come on!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

I said, "Get your stinky hands
off of me!"

Meh?
[ Laughs ]

What?!
What's so funny?

Hey, look!
It's Principal Bullhorn!

Huh?

Oh, yeah.
[ Chuckles ]

Oh, wait.

Oh, there we go.

It's 20 years detention

if any of you delinquents
interrupt me in the bathroom!

[ Laughter ]

Yes.
That was actually pretty good.

Aw, man.

I haven't had a good laugh
in, like, forever.

Yeah, right.

I bet you
and your jock friends

laugh at sports jokes
all the time.

Not really.

I joined sports
just to fit in.

The truth is I have more fun
just being myself.

I feel so liberated.

You know, before today,

no one's ever laughed
at any of my jokes before.

I feel like you guys actually
accept me and my bag humor.

Meh!
Yeah!

I guess we're not as different
as we all thought

except Pizza Steve.

He seems too cool
for all of us.

You got that right!

But I guess if there were
no sweet parties going on,

I could see myself
hanging out with you guys.

Well, hey, since we're all
being honest here,

Tiger, what'd you do
to wind up in detention?

You just seem
so harmless.

[ Snarls ]

You didn't do anything?

And you're just here
'cause you wanted company?

[ Laughter ]

[ P. A. beeps ]
Hey! No laughing!

I'm just about finished in
here,

and I'll check up on you
in a minute!

And that room
better be spotless!

Come on!
Let's straighten up!

[ Rock music plays ]

[ Music stops ]

Aha!

[ Shimmer! ]

Okay.
It's not bad.

Not bad wait a minute!

A paper football?!

[ Groans ]

Who is responsible
for this tomfoolery?!

Who?!

[ Sighs ]

Huh?

Fine!

You all raised your hands,

so you all get
permanent detention together!

[ Cheering ]

That's what we wanted!
Yeah!

What?
That makes you happy?

Well, uh...

Never mind!

And detention is over!

Now, go home,

and I don't want to see you
in here again.

Well,
I guess this is it, huh?

If anybody is interested,

I've got a really cool RV
parked outside

if you all want to come
live with me

and have friendship
adventures together.

Hey, now that's an idea.

Count me in!
Meh!

[ Roars ]

I'll have to check my schedge,

but I'm probably on board.

Aw...

Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!

[ Theme music plays ]

That was quite delicious.