05x09 - Diggin' a Hole

[bunniefuu]

Under the sea,
the fish don't stink.

[ Coo moos ]

A fine harvest.

Nuh!

[ Squealing ]

Bingo.

Oh! It's lunch time!

So where the doodle
is everyboodle?

[ Telephone rings ]

Hello?

Uncle Grandpa?

This is Uncle Grandpa!

Oh, hey, Uncle Grandpa!

Uncle Grandpa,
you're one of the best.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah!

And your Uncle Grandpas
need you.

I'd do anything for
Uncle Grandpas!

Meet me out back
in 10 seconds.

Sir, yes, sir!

Pretty nice hole
you got there.

Sure, it's pretty nice,
but it could be way better.

And that's where
you come in!

[ Grunts ]

Time for you to start
diggin' a hole!

Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!

Wait a second!

Why you want me
dig this hole for?

Uh...

because it's fun?

You're darn tootin'!

What's more fun
than hard labor?

Youch!

Oh!

Looks like a regular old
digging party down here.

Good morning, fellas!

ALL: Good morning!

Okay, let's quickly
go over some ground rules.

Number one, no chatting.

Number two,
no group naps.

Number three is, of course,
no satirical cave paintings.

Aw, man.

And the most important
rule of them all

no trespassing
in the forbidden zones!

[ Panting ]

Forbidden zones, huh?

[ Rumbling ]

What was that?

Uh, never mind!

Y'all get back to digging now,
ya hear?

I'm just going to, uh...

Don't look at me!

Don't look over here
where I'm going!

Hmm.

[ Panting ]

[ Whimpering ]

Oh, no.

Oh, Great Great One,
I kneel before thee.

Hello.

Have you recruited another
to serve me?

A good little piggy
that likes to diggy?

Yes, milord.

He likes to diggy
so much y.

Hmm, cool.

You may have another hot dog,
loyalest servant.

[ Fart sound ]

Enjoy!

Oh, thank you,
milord!

[ Munching ]

There's more where
that came from.

Just keep everyone digging,
forever!

[ Sinister laugh ]

♪ Di... ♪

♪ Di... ♪

♪ Di... ♪

♪ Di... ♪

♪ Diggin' a hole,
diggin' a hole ♪

♪ Diggin' a hole,
I'm diggin' a hole ♪

♪ Diggin' a hole,
diggin' a hole ♪

♪ Diggin' a hole,
I'm diggin' a hole ♪

Mercy!

That song is all chorus!

Hey, hey!
Are you questioning things?

Do you want us all
to be destroyed?

Hmm, maybe I should do
some investigatin'.

[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, ha ha ha.

Say, fellas, crazy weather
we're having today, huh?

What?

Oh, yeah.

[ Chuckles ]

So...

You know why we're
digging this hole?

Hey, you're gonna get in trouble
asking questions like that!

I could lose my job!
And I can't afford that.

I got a wife
and a beautiful baby boy!

They're not going to starve for
something as meaningless

as "knowing why
we're digging a hole."

How about you, son?

Heard anything
interesting?

Oh, uh, gee whiz.

I sure don't know much,
mister.

People say Old Man Uncle Grandpa
knows an awful lot,

b b b but he crazy.

Old Man Uncle Grandpa,
huh?

Mayhaps I'll pay him
a visit.

You know where
I can find him?

H he got put in the quiet hole
over by the main digging pit

because he asked too many
questions, sir.

You got moxie, kid.

What's your name anyhow?

Uncle Grandpa.

[ Speaking gibberish ]

Bananas!

[ Speaking gibberish ]

Old Man Uncle Grandpa.

[ Blows raspberry ]

[ Blathering ]

As crazy
as the day is long.

Oh, I ain't crazy!

I'm just a little worm
that likes to learn!

Learn the truth,
I did.

It's all explained here in
this satirical cave painting.

So you're telling me there's
this overlord character

running the whole
operation?

Yes!

Hmm.

It makes
so much sense.

And then what's this painting
over here?

That's personal.

[ Gasps ]

Don't seek the truth,
boy.

They'll take your legs,
like they took mine!

My legs are spades!

Everyone stop digging.
I have an announcement to make.

Please gather round
the main digging pit.

[ Clears throat ]

Hello, hello.
Thank you all for coming.

It's been a very
productive week.

Lots of digging.

But let's get down
to business.

First off, some good news.

I love good news!
Oh, boy!

The good news is there is much,
much more digging to be done!

Oh.
Oh.
Oh.

Okay, back to work!

Okay.
Okay.
Okay.

I'm gonna blow
this story wide open

and get to the bottom
of this...

hole.

I just have to come up with
a satirical cartoon so cunning,

so droll, so...
so satirical

that it would unite all the
Uncle Grandpas in a revolution!

[ Gasps ]
By Jove, I think I've got it!

♪ Diggin' a hole ♪

♪ I'm diggin' a hole ♪

♪ Diggin' a hole ♪

♪ I'm diggin' a hole ♪

See ya tomorrow,
Uncle Grandpa.

Yeah, see ya,
Uncle Grandpa.

Honey, I'm home.

Oh, hi, honey!

Good day at work?

No.

Papa, Papa!

There's my guy!

Papa?

What is it, my boy?

I don't want to
eat dirt no more.

[ Sobs softly ]

It isn't fair!

Boss Uncle Grandpa sits around
eating hot dogs

while we can only afford
the worst tasting dirt!

I I I know.

It's I

Fellas,
have you seen it?

Have you seen it?
In this week's funny pages!

[ Stammering ]

What?

Down with the overlord!
Hate him so much!

Uncle Grandpas,
the revolution is now!

Revolution!
Revolution!

Conveniently, all this digging
has made you guys fully yoked!

Yeah. That Uncle Grandpa has
been digging the longest.

He's ultra ripped.

[ Muffled greeting ]

All right.

Now, let's use your big muscles
to march up to the overlord

and say unkind things
to him or her!

Yeah!
Yeah!

I'm going to say the most
unkind things of all!

Now, y'all listen good
and listen.

Where the devil is he?

Uh, Uncle Grandpa
went to the...

the mall to buy everyone,
uh...

chandeliers.

[ Grunts ]
Hey, come on now, fellas!

I'm not the one you want!

I'm just an innocent
hot dog eating bystander.

I get orders from that there
horn there.

Hey, don't listen to him!
He's a fool!

I'm just a harmless
talking horn

that leads nowhere
and dispenses hot dogs.

[ Fart sound ]

Are you eating the hot dog?

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Please describe to me
what you're doing.

The wall's the thing!

We have to dig
through this wall!

No, no, no need to dig holes!

No, no, I don't think
you should do that!

Now, let's not be silly,
no, no.

[ Gasps ]

So just go back to digging now
and, uh, dig.

[ Gasps ]

Whoopsie.

Man!

Finally made it out of that
evil clown's puzzle room.

That was certainly our least
family friendly adventure yet.

Did your tiny Uncle Grandpa
ant farm attack you again?

Yeah.

Good Morning!

[ Yawns loudly ]

Brainhole feels minty.

Oh! Who this?

"These eggs are rotten,
buy me new ones, Pizza Steve."

Oh, Pizza Steve,
you are the living end!

[ Snorting ]

Ning!

Sit on it!
Ooh!

I fell.

Hey, Uncle G!

You got a package from
some kid you helped!

A box of spaghetti from
little Tony Macaroni.

Well, gee willies!

I can't wait to chow down
on this gift!

[ Snorting ]

[ Grunting ]

Oh, no!

Oh, no, not again!

Sat on it.

Oh, hey!
Tiger, what ya up to?

Doing some arts and crafts?

Looks like
a papier mache duck.

With a broom?

He's a janitor?

Oh, no, a chef?

You're a very creative tiger.

[ Snorting ]

[ Grunting ]

I sat on it!

Hey, Mr. Friend.

You stay away
from my tiramisu.

Ha ha!
Don't worry, Mr. Gus!

I wouldn't dream of ruining
your food craft.

[ Snorting ]

Sit on it!

[ Grunting ]

Sat on it!

[ Snorting ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

That was quite delicious.