01x09 - Episode 9

[bunniefuu]

[soft music]

[Alma] As a starter:

beef heart, hint of basil,
zest of olive oil

accompanied by its Italian cheese.

A mozzarella tomato what?

Yes.

[on touch]

[Alma] Attends.

What are you doing here?

Can we talk?

Not now.

[Alex] This is super important.

[Naïm] Is everything okay?

Okay, I see.

Come back quickly.

THANKS.

I'm listening to you.

[Alex] It's Louise.

She had dinner with another guy that night
of his accident, it drives me crazy.

-What do I do?
-[Alex] I need to know

who it was and what happened.
I don't know what to do anymore.

They had dinner at La Percerie.

Can you help me?

Sorry, but this is not the time.

We'll talk about it again at the hotel.

Help me with my wife's death.
Your f*ck buddy can wait.

Come on, thanks.

Alma, I'm sorry. Forgive me, I...

I make a fool of myself by coming here,
but I have...

I have no one.

Océane tells me that I'm going crazy and...

I'm completely lost.

I need you.

[Naïm] Excuse me,
but it smells seriously like burning, there.

And there you have it.

He got heatstroke. Of course.
Attends.

Well, after that, it doesn't matter.
I eat it like that.

Can you explain to me what he's doing here?

But I don't know anything about it.

-You don't know anything about it?
-[Alma] No.

-Is he a friend of yours?
-Non.

But I'm going to fire him.

[Naïm] OK.

[upbeat music]

[Alex] Where does this wine come from?

From the supermarket.

It was well noted,
so i took it what.

Ah, yes. He's not bad.

Cool.

You've been... for a long time.

-[Alma] This is our first date.
-[Alex] Ah.

Well, that was it, then.

[embarrassed laughter]

-It's very recent, actually.
-Yes.

[he acquiesces]

Afterwards, I still have you
already introduced my family.

-[Alex] Fast.
-It depends on what.

[laugh]

[Alma] Bread?

[we enter]

Jo, Jo, Jo, we're here!

[kisses]

[Jo] Oh, f*ck.

Hello, everyone.

Hello.

[Alex] Hello.

[Ian] Hello.

Hello.

It smells good.

[Ian] This is really good.

[Naïm nods]

-[Naïm] Yes, it was Alma who did it.
-[Ian] Well done.

When you told me, "I'm planning something,"

-you were talking about...
-From here. I thought it was clear.

I've never seen you cook in my life,
so not too much, no.

Did you meet at the hotel?

-[Ian] Yes.
-[Alex] Yeah

-Can I talk to you for two minutes?
-Yes.

-Can you explain to me?
-[Alma] This is sh*t.

I was with Naïm and Alex arrived.

-Like this? Why?
-[Alma] He learned that his wife

had dinner with a guy the night he died
and he wants to know who it is.

What is...? What?

-Did you ask him to stay?
-He's the one who got in.

Naïm, he knows that you slept with Alex,
Besides ?

-That he fingered you?
-Stop.

Non,
so you shouldn't leave them both.

[we enter]

[Oscar] Good evening.

-[Alex] Good evening.
-[Ian] Good evening.

-[Oscar] Hi.
-How are you ?

What are you doing here?

[Oscar] I came to bring you
medications.

For your belly.

-[Jo] My belly?
-[Oscar] You said you felt bad.

with your rules.

-Yeah, yeah, that's right.

-So, are you feeling better?
-[Jo] Yeah, great.

I thought you wanted
stay quiet tonight.

I invited Naïm to dinner

with Alex and Ian.

In double date.

And I didn't tell Jo.

Meet Alex and Ian.
They are a couple of friends.

Friends in a relationship, that is.

Okay, okay. Hi, nice to meet you then.

Oscar, Jo's boyfriend. Hi.

What do you eat?

Your thing is burnt.

I'm settling in.

If ever, if there is
little belly words at the end.

[throat clearing]

It's very textured.

That's nice.

How did you meet?

We ?

Yes.

-[Ian] Eh ben...
-[Alex coughs]

Maybe you want to tell, baby?

No, go ahead, you. Please.

[embarrassed laugh]
I am a coach at the hotel.

And I saw this handsome guy arrive.

I was intimidated.

And the first sentence
what he told me is...

“Are you the coach?”

[laughs]

[Ian] There you go.

And there you have it.

-And love at first sight.
-Thunderbolt.

-Do you work at the hotel?
-No, I develop apps.

I love geeks.

[Oscar] There is a crazy stat:


an adventure at work.

Crazy, huh?

It's like Alma and Naim, for example.

[Oscar] Oh, yeah. Congratulations.

THANKS.

[Naïm] One percentage more.

Forgive me, I...

I have to go.

I'm coming back.

[Jo] Please don't go.

[Alex] To help you lie?

I don't judge,
but you don't need me.

You're judging me a little, though.

We are an open couple.
I wasn't planning on introducing them.

That's not why you're leaving.

I can help you with Louise.

Alma shouldn't have mentioned it.

You shouldn't have searched
his phone or interrupt his date.

Which restaurant did she dine in?

You really tell each other everything, actually.

The Drilling.

I know the owners.
They are friends of friends.

-The evening of the music festival?
-Yeah.

They had to make videos of the evening.

If you give me an hour,
I can find some.

[Oscar] You've been told the story.

-[Alma] Yes.
-It was there

two and a half, three years.
But it's quite funny, actually.

I had a hard time at work,
but it got better.

What were you talking about?

From our meeting, with Jo.

What was I saying?

So I'm getting ready
to go on stage to debate

of the influence of social networks.

-I was a freelancer at the time, right?
-Yeah.

I work for Philosophie Magazine.

And so I see the experts, one by one,
who go on stage.

And there, who do I see arriving?

Were you an influencer before?

Yes. Content creator.

OK. And so, it was love at first sight.

No, the storm, especially.

We argued for two hours in public.

We continued to debate until
what the guy who organizes the conference

tell us to go home.

We went to dinner.

We continued all evening.

And we ended up at my place.

We managed to find
a common ground, what.

[laughs]

He convinced you.

I didn't plan on doing this all my life.
And I still have the networks for the job.

Your parents were relieved.

[Alex] Why?

[Jo] My father is a doctor.

His daughter doing a "get ready with me"
on Insta...

[laughs]

You meet the right person
and everything becomes simpler.

Tea? Coffee?

-A coffee.
-[Oscar] Me too.

[Alma] Two?

[purring]

[ringtone]

[Naïm] Where do I put this?

Put that there. Thanks.

[sad music]

I'm really sorry.

But wait, don't be sorry.

I'm having a great time here.

-I assure you.
-[Alma] It was supposed to be just the two of us.

Yes, but it's okay. We'll have others.

And the advantage is that we put
the bar is very, very low, there.

When people ask
questions about our 1st date,

We too will have things to tell.

However,

next time,

I'm the one who cooks.

[laughs]

[noise of discussion]

[Naïm] I have never peed
in a bottle.

What ?
In a bottle? Are you serious?

The queue was too long,
I couldn't hold back anymore.

I have never...

traveled outside Europe.

[sighs of disgust]

[Oscar] I have one.

I have never read w*r and Peace.

Tolstoy.

Okay, so we're all stupid.

-[laughs]
-[Jo] OK. I never...

broke a guy's brake
and he ended up in the emergency room.

-You really are a b*stard.
-[Oscar] But no!

-[Ian] Non !
-Now I want to know the story.

[Oscar] Are you scared?

-[Naïm] Serious.
-On the 2nd date.

No? Are you serious?

[Alex] OK, I have a trick.

I have never worked for a hotel.

-[Alex imitates a g*n] Come on.
-[Oscar] Not bad.

[Ian] That's too easy.

[Naïm] Cheers.

I have never...

got my baccalaureate.

True stories were told.

I was never very good in class.

-Except in PE then.
-You're annoying, right now.

What the... That wasn't mean.

[Ian] He's not wrong.

-It worked out pretty well for me.
-[Alma] Absolutely.

-What do you have? 500,000 on Insta?
-[Ian] Something like that.

I don't want to do this all my life.
I want to save.

[Naïm] For what?

I love animals.

I would like to open a shelter
for abandoned animals.

It's a bit corny, but there you go.

No, I find it really cute.

[Ian] Nobody drinks?

-[Naïm] Yes, obviously.
-[Alex] Yes.

[vibrator]

[Naïm] We're going to make this more difficult.

[Naïm laughs]

I have never done

threesome.

Where is your toilet?

-At the back on the left.
-[Alex] Thank you.

-Nobody, then?
-Four or five, I would have said yes.

[Oscar] Wait, I have one.
I have a better one.

I have never read...

This is the library, him.

[ominous music]

[Alma] Yes, I did.

[Alex] Thanks. I have to go.

-Wait for me, baby.
-We don't even know each other.

Sorry.

[door slams]

-Oscar, it's complicated.
-For how long?

[Oscar] Wow.

OK.

I see.

Please.

Please go. Leave me.

[sad music]

[a door slams]

[Alma] Alex? What's going on?

Explain to me.

-[Alex] The guy was her ex.
-That doesn't mean anything.

-We'll see.
-[Alma] Attends...

[Alex] Let me go, damn it!

-Sorry, Alma...
-Stop.

I don't care. Leave me alone.

[sad music]