04x19 - Disappearing Act

[bunniefuu]

[ Sloop! ]

Hamburger face!

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[ Cow moos ]

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Boy: Hurry up, Kimmy!

It's almost bedtime,

and you know how important
rules are to me.

This is magic.

Magic
doesn't follow rules.

Is...this your card?

No.
This one?

No.
This one?

No!
This one.

That's a credit card.

Yeah, I used it to order
this magic kit online.

Call me when you've read
the instructions.

I'm gonna go do something fun...

like floss my teeth.

[ Snaps fingers ]
[ Cool music plays ]

How'd you do that?

Read the instructions.

Instructions are no fun.

They take all
the magic out of magic.

Maybe I just need
to find another trick.

Good morning!

Huh?!

Boy, did I ever get lost
taking this trash out.

Uncle Grandpa!

Maybe you
can teach me magic.

[ Ominous music plays ]
I'm not really sure...

if you're ready
for how much fun

we're gonna have
learning magic!

How'd you do that trick?
That wasn't a trick.

That was
a sloppy cartoonist mistake.

[ Whispering ] Cartoon Network
will hire anybody.

Here   here's some magic.
[ Squeak! Plink! ]

Got my nose.
What's behind your ear?

A cotton swab?

Aw, that ain't right.

How 'bout you pick a number
from 1 to 27, and I'll, uh  

No, no, no, these are tricks
my grandpa would show me.

No offense.
[ Pop! ]

What?

Well, how did you learn magic?
[ Munching ]

[ Muffled ] This far off
mystical school for wizards.

School for wizards?
What's it called?

Golden Hills
Community College.

Class of 2003.
Go Hogs.

Maybe I could just borrow
your magical bag.

No, no.
[ Mystical music plays ]

A bag like this
can only be owned

by the most skilled,
professional   Aah!

[ Smack! ]
Unh!

[ Glass shattering ]
[ Whistle! Bang! ]

I don't know if
you're responsible enough.

I want to do magic, too.

Well, the best way to learn
is by doing it yourself.

You can be my assistant in
this classic disappearing act.

And then I'll know
how the trick works.

Once I say the magic words,
close the door.

Ready?

Hocus ca presto,
good morning, Modesto.

[ Zap! ]

Excuse me.
Where's my sister?

I made her disappear.

And why's her room trashed?
What's this bag?

Where'd this door come from?
Do you do magic?

Know enough to help me
with my algebra homework?

Do you think
these pants look good?

Mister?
[ Zap! ]

[ Whiffle! ]
Whoa oh oh oh ohh!

[ Mystical music plays ]
Wow.

What is this place?

This must be the Land
of the Magical Void  

a purgatory
for all things magic.
[ Dribbling ]

I took a class on this
at the community college.

Did you pass?
Yeah, sorry.

[ Squeak! ]
But if you plug your nose,
you won't smell it.

Ew. No, I meant  
never mind.

Do you know how to make us
reappear in reality?

Oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure
we just got

to go back
through this door.

Uh oh.

Well,
where did the door go?

Magic has a way
of tricking your brain.

Does that mean
we're gonna get stuck here?

I've got a brother
who will

definitely start
asking some questions.

Relax, Kimmy.

We just need
to find that door.

It's got to be around
here somewhere.

[ Screams ]
Uncle Grandpa!

[ Middle Eastern music plays ]
Over here, Kimmy.

I snagged us a magic carpet
to ride on.

Climb aboard.
Okay.

Whee!
[ Twinkling ]

Hey, you know,
riding on this magic carpet

kind of reminds me
of that one movie.

Oh, yeah.
I love "Sleepless in Seattle."

Ooh, stop there.

Excuse me, have you seen
a door come through here?

[ Squeaking ]

Thanks!
See you later.

[ Squeak ]

[ Mystical music plays ]

What's with all these
eight ba*ls floating around?

Magic eight ba*ls are ancient
artifacts that can

provide answers to some
of life's biggest mysteries.

Oh, magic eight ball,

what are the chances
of us getting trapped here?

[ Bubble! ]
Oh, no.

Infinity  
that can't be good.

[ Gasps ]
Uncle Grandpa, the door!

[ Adventurous music plays ]
[ Zap! ]

It just went
into that swirly thing.

Carpet, follow that door.

You got to say
the magic word.

Please?

[ Whispering indistinctly ]

Hocus ca presto,
good morning, Modesto.

Whee!
[ Zap! ]

[ Ominous music plays ]
Boy, it sure is dark
in here.

This must be
the Black Magic area  

definitely not
for the faint of heart.

Well, I sure wish this carpet
had some headlights.

[ Both scream ]

Oh, wait, I get it  
head lights.

I'm not so sure about
this place, Uncle Grandpa.

Jonathan: Did somebody say
"Uncle Grandpa"?

O.M.G.!

It's really you.

What, it's been ages.

Oh, hey, Jonathan.
It's great to see you.

What, you guys know each other?
Oh, yeah.

Jonathan
and I studied magic

together back
in community college.

And now look at me   Dark Lord
of the Black Magic realm.

[ Chuckles ]
But you know me.

I don't like to "goat"
about it.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Laughs ]
Yeah, yeah!

Oh, Jonathan,
always bringin' the jokes.

So, uh, what brings you
and your friend

into this sanctum of sacrifice,
anyway, eh?

We were actually looking
for a door we saw come this way.

I need it to bring us
back to reality.

Well, you know I could
just use black magic

to send you back, right?
Wha   you can?

[ Chuckling ]
Of course I can.

[ Horror music plays ]
[ Demonic voice ]
In exchange for your soul.

[ Screaming ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Normal voice ]
Kidding, totally kidding.

Uh, uh, but I can point you
in the right direction.

I saw it go that way.

[ Laughs ]
Thanks, Jonathan.

I owe you one, buddy.

No worries.
Go Hogs.

[ Pop!, bubble! ]
[ Frog ribbits ]

Man, this place gets
weirder by the minute.

I've seen weirder.

Hey, nice dress!

Yeah, thanks.
I got it half off.

Come on.

Where is that door?

[ Plop! ]
[ Muffled ] Hey! Hey!

Who turned out the lights?

What's going on?
[ Whiffle! ]

[ Both shout ]
[ Plop! ]

[ Both screaming ]

[ Thud! ]
[ Both grunt ]

Uh oh, Kimmy, where did
you disappear off to now?

I'm right here,
Uncle Grandpa.

[ Gasps ]
The door!

Finally. Time to complete
this trick and go back home.

Bravo.

Um, it didn't work.

Oh.
Let's try this again.

And...gone.

Very impressive.

Still here.

Oh, why isn't this
working?

I may have a trick
up my sleeve.

[ Whoosh! Thud! ]
Here we go.

Maybe some instructions

from this magician's
handbook will help.

Instructions?

Real magic shouldn't need
instructions.

Then it wouldn't be
magic.

Yeah,
maybe you're right.

I never read instructions,
and I get by.

[ Thud! Whoosh! ]

Um, I mean, you didn't
necessarily have

to kick it into oblivion.

Now you tell me?!

Looks like
the pressure's on.

Well, I guess
the third time's the charm.

[ Doorknob rattles ]

Nope.
Nope.

Nope.
Nope!

I'm gonna be stuck here
forever!

[ Sloop! ]
You could always try
the magic word.

Oh, yeah.

[ Twinkling ]
Hocus ca presto,
good morning, Modesto.

No.
I'm doomed!

[ Sobbing ]

I actually meant
the other magic word.

Oh, of course.

Magical door,
make me reappear...please.

[ Zap! ]
[ Gasps ]

[ Twinkling ]
Whoa.

[ Hinges creak ]

[ Gasps ]
I did it.

That was
the coolest trick ever.

Good job, Kimmy.

Truly majestic.
Thanks.

But how did you
get back here first?

By using the greatest
and most powerful

form of magic
known on planet Earth.

[ Fireworks fizzling ]
Cartoon magic!

[ Whiffle! ]

Oh. Yeah.

Well, thanks for teaching me
about magic, Uncle Grandpa.

I can't wait to show my brother
the disappearing act.

Just be careful
with magic, Kimmy.

It has a way of playing tricks
on your brain.

Hocus ca presto,
good morning, Modesto!

[ Bang! ]

Oh, I hope
Timmy's still awake.

Oh, Timmy,
I've got a trick to show  

[ Electricity crackling ]
[ Mystical music plays ]

Oh, no, not again.

Guess I'd better start reading
some instructions.

[ Chewing, chomping ]

[ Bleats ]

[ Electricity crackling ]

Whoa, Pizza Steve!

You look super cool.

I got this
sick gold chain.

I like
to keep up my style.

You know,
keep it friggity fresh.
[ Electric guitar plays ]

[ Schwing! Ting! ]

I want
to be friggity fresh.

Should I change
my style?

Let's check.

[ Rustling ]

Oh.

Your style
is pretty stale, bro.

Help us.
[ Ominous music plays ]

Oh. I guess it's time
to find my style.

[ Cheerful music plays ]

[ Warbling ]

What do you think?

I don't know.
It's not quite your style.

I'll try another one.

[ Wire twanging ]

I don't normally tell models
this, but too skinny.

[ Techno music plays ]

[ High pitched voice ]
Ohayou!

I don't get it.

[ Screech! ]
Too scary.

Too outdated.

More recently outdated,
but still too outdated.

Too primitive.

Too expensive.
Too cheap.

Aw, come on.

Too real.
Too surreal.

Too cereal.
Too cerebral.

Nope.

Too cute.
Too minute.

Too snuggly.
Too average.

Thanks for the break.

These jokes
are exhausting.

[ Gulps ]

All right, back to it.

Pizza Steve: Too classic.
Too funky.

[ Squish! ]
Ugh.

Too weird.
Too beard.

Too seared.
Too feared.

Well, got any more?

We've almost done
it all.

Maybe I'll never have
a style of my own.

Just try one more,
then we'll quit.

Oh, my gouda!

[ Electric guitar plays ]

[ Schwing! Ting! ]

I think we found
your new style!

[ Bells dinging,
salsa music plays ]

[ Chewing ]

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That was quite delicious.

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