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04x16 - A Gift for Gus

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Uncle Grandpa". Aired: September 2, 2013 – June 30, 2017.*
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Uncle Grandpa is a magical shapeshifting person that stops by children's houses every day to see how they are doing.

04x16 - A Gift for Gus

Post by bunniefuu »

E mail me a snack!

Uncle Grandpa is animated

in front of a live
studio audience.

Belly Bag, I'm home!

[ Audience laughs ]

Yeah, I know,
Uncle Grandpa!

I'm attached to you.
Remember?

Oh, right! Duh doy!

[ Audience groans ]
[ Plink! ]

So, Belly Bag,

I bet you're wondering
what I'm holding here.

Well, I'll tell ya!

This right here...

is a glorious gift for
my gregarious friend Mr. Gus!

Uncle Grandpa,
why is the box shaking?

That's because my gift
for Mr. Gus is a...

Trogger!

A Trogger is a very rare
alien species

from the planet Prime Giggly 7.

And for thousands of years,

friends have been giving
each other Troggers

as the ultimate gesture
of true bromance.

If the Trogger accepts Mr. Gus
as its rightful owner,

then the bond between myself
and Mr. Gus

will be stronger than
a thousand friendships.

You hungry, little fella?

I think I have some extra
sauce packets on me.

Here, eat up!

[ Squawks ]

Bwop! Bwop! Bwop!

Oh, no!
He's not eating!

Could he be upset?!

If this Trogger
is in a bad mood,

the friendship gesture
will be ruined

and Mr. Gus will never want to
be friends with me again!

[ Sobs ]

Uncle Grandpa,
maybe he's feeling cramped.

Just let him out
for a minute.

Let him out?

Belly Bag, that's such
a terrible idea.

I'm surprised
I didn't think of it.

Oh, wait!
I have an idea!

I'll just let him out
for a minute!

Bwop! Bwop!

[ Farts ]

Oh, chipper already?

Looks like we're back
in business.

Hey!

Get back here,
you little rascal!

[ Squawking ]

You won't get far!

I know this RV like the back
of my [gasps]

Oh, no!

[ Echoing ] Why'd you have
to go over there?!

What's wrong, Uncle G?

It escaped into the darn
white void, of course!

I always get lost out there.

And I love backgrounds.

Come on, Uncle G,
do it for Mr. Gus!

Okay.

Here, Trogger, Trogger,
Trogger, Trogger!

[ Squawks ]

Oh, goodness!
What luck!

There's my
smallest friend!

Nope!

I'm falling!

I'm falling!

Definitely falling!

Aaaaah!

What up, daddy o?

Oh. [ Chuckles ]
Ehh!

Hey, Pizza Steve!

What you up to, man?

Doy!

Double double doy!

I got this Trogger
for Mr. Gus.

Oh h*! He'd love that!

But I dumb lost it!

And Mr. Gus will be back
from the gym any minute now!

Oh, no o o!

Whaddaya say, Peezy?
Will ya help a brother out?

Pfft!
No sweat, brioche!

I've got a PhD
in Trogger tracking.

[ Gasps ] You do?

Yeah, man.
Plus I love the white void.

Backgrounds are so lame.

Yeah.
Backgrounds stink.

We've got to be careful
in this strange zone.

There's traps
and trickery abound!

Hey, guys!
Welcome back to the show!

Good morn  
Excuse me!

Hey, Uncle Grandpa!
Sorry to interrupt.

You wouldn't have seen a Trogger
around these parts, have you?

[ Boom! ]

[ Sarcastically ] Oh,
that's so funny and weird.

Ha ha.
I've never seen that before.

This part looks familiar.

Ah, flooey!

Quicksand!

Aah!

Heh, don't worry, Uncle G.

You just have to thrash
your arms around loads,

jiggle your legs, and tense
and un tense your abs.

How 'bout you grab
my hands?

Uh, no.

I'd weigh you down,
and you don't want  

[ Screams ]
Unhand me, you lowly grub!

[ Bubbling ]

Oof! [ Farts ]

Hmm.
More white void, I guess.

Arp?

Are you...me?

[ Babbling ]

Nyaaah, good question!

Am I me?

Am you me?

Is this me?

Is him you?

Is that boo?

Boo, boo, boo?

Any y'all seen a Trogger?

[ Southern accent ]
I've seen 'em.

Little feller went deeper
into the void.

[ Whimpers ]
Deeper?

[ Whimpering ]

They don't seem so happy
all of a sudden.

Oh, that's because
we don't go "deeper."

We've been down here
long enough.

[ All sobbing ]

Now, y'all just hush now!

I shan't stand idly by

while that Trogger runs amuck
in this void!

I'm going to get that gift
for Mr. Gus

and get out of here!

Because I'm an Uncle Grandpa,

and that's what
Uncle Grandpas do!

[ All cheering ]

[ Shrieking ]
Now who's with  

[ Screams ]

[ Shrieks ]

[ Gasps ]
Ya hear that, Peezy?

I sure did, Uncle G.

Say, friend, do you mind
dropping us off here?

[ Creaks ]

[ Screaming ]

Huh? Huh?

Oh, not again!

[ Distorted ] Hello,
fetus stage Uncle Grandpa.

Welcome to
the ultimate level.

Goodness, gracious, golly,
golly, gosh.

What a nifty bunch
of uncle grampees.

Are we uncle grampees?

Or are we simply
the visualization

of someone else's dreams?

Drawn from imagination.

Moving as an illusion.

Who can really say?

What could you become if you
stayed longest in the void?

[ Pop! ]

Give me Trogger now!

Of course, if you can answer
this simple question.

What is reality?

Hmmm.

[ Air hissing ]

I'm reality!

Oh, my Triggle!

The Trogger!

Hey. The rest of the RV
was right here.

Yes,
it's been quite a day.

Time to get this little cutie
to Mr. Gus.

Guess...what I got you!

[ Gasps ]
Is that a Trogger?!

[ Laughs ] Wow!

Haven't seen one of these
in years!

[ Chomping ]

[ Audience laughs ]

[ Clicking ]

[ Whooshing, Tink! ]

[ School bell rings,
indistinct conversations ]

Nate! 'Sup, bro!

Hey Hey, Sarah!

Cool backpack.

[ Chomping ]

Luke, we're trying to spread
awareness about conservation.

Could you please stop wasting
so much water?

Ladies, I'd love to help out,
but as you can see,

I'm currently maintaining
a pretty solid cool pose.

Hey, Kyle!

Cool shirt!

Luke, I think the girls
are right.

Maybe ease off
the water fountain.

Sure, buddy.
How's this?

[ Laughs ]
I'm just playin', Kyle.

Just kiddin' around.

Go on.
Get outta here, ya crazy kid.

[ Slam! ]

So, uh, you ladies
wanna make out, or what?

Hey, Luke! How 'bout you ease
off the water fountain!

It's Teenage Fart Throb!

What's a Teenage
Fart Throb?!

He's a high school hunk
who helps the less fortunate

with his incredible
farting power!

[ Farts ]

I'm mot sure you're aware of
the current drought we're in.

Allow me to educate you!

[ Screams ]

And for dessert!
[ Farts ]

But that doesn't connect
to your previous reference!

[ Slam! ]

Thank you so much
for helping our cause,

Teenage Fart Throb!

Don't you mean
the world's cause?

Teenage Fart Throb?!

Oh, hi, Principal Bodnar.

How many times
have I told you

to stop damaging
school property?!

You're coming with me,
young man!

[ Bubbling ]

Hey, not so rough.

[ Girl screams ]

Oh, my gosh!

Hey, Teenage Fart Throb,

how's this
for conserving water?

[ Moans ]

[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Grunts, farts ]

[ Zing! ]

Gimme your best shot,
Stinky!

Don't tell me what to do!

[ Farts ]

Ugh!

Ugh!

Time to rain down
on this stink parade!

[ Farting ]

[ Screams, coughs ]

I can't see!

[ Groans ]

More destruction
of school property?

I've had it!

You delinquents need to learn
to respect my school!

[ Chatter ]

Whoa!

[ Students screaming ]

Oh, my gosh!

[ Shrieks, snarls ]

Yikes!

Aah!
Three ring binder pinch!

[ Whooshing ]

[ Snarls ]

[ School bell rings ]

All right,
everyone back to class!

[ Chatter ]

Ah, ah, ah!
Where do you think you're going?

[ Snarls weakly ]

Get to class, mister!

I created that hideous monster
to k*ll, not skip class.