04x03 - RV Olympics

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Let's talk business!

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[ Baa ]

[ "Chariots of Fire" like
tune plays ]

I spy,
with my little eyes...

something big and blue.

Come on. The sky?

What?! No!

There was a giant, uh  

a giant blue whale
that just swam by.

Man, you're bad
at this game.

Looks like [fanfare]
Pizza Steve will always be

a natural champion
of all competi ti ons.

Hmph! More like
natural cheater

of all competitions.

Me? Cheater?!

I could beat you
at any competition,

fair and square!

Oh, I'd love to see that!

Hey, huh, I spy,
with my little eye,

a man in the sky,
headin' straight for us!

Come on, Mr. Gus,
the game's over.

We all know I won.

Hey, guys!
Aaaaaaaaaah!

[ Laughing ]

Hey, Uncle Grandpa.

[ Squeaking ]

Come with me, boys!

Aah!

All right, what's this
all about, Uncle G?

A competition.

Oh, I can't wait
for this.

Bring it on, bro.

Fellas, fellas, relax.

We're not talkin' about
no ordinary competition.

I'm talking
about the 16th annual...

RV Olympics!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I hate to bring logic
into the equation, but,

who's gonna drive the
RV when we're competin'?

Hmm, you're right, Mr. Gus.

It's gonna take
some sort of miracle

to find someone
to drive the RV.

Not too big a miracle.

A small, minute,
[Whirr, beep]

teensy weensy,
miraculous miracle.

Hmm.

Some might even say
a "tiny" miracle.

Did somebody say
Tiny Mirac  

Shh!
Quiet, Tiny Miracle.

I'm thinking.

[ All groan ]

I'm thinking about
something we can do,

someone we can get,

to construct  

Why don't you ask
Tiny Miracle

to pilot the RV?

I've got a better idea!

I'll ask Tiny Miracle

to drive the RV for us!

You've driven a magical RV
before, right, Tiny?

Never!

Fan tastic!

Just press those levers

and move that circle
thing around.

All righty!

Uh huh. Uh huh.

Ohh!

[Chime]
Let's do this!

Aah ah!

Oh!

Introducing,
for the first time, ever,

the 276th annual RV Olympics!

Pizza Steve, there's no way
you can beat me

in an athletic
competition.

Unh! Huhh! Whoo!

The winner of the RV Olympics

will receive the best,
most beautifulest,


beautiful RV Olympics trophy.

And, sorry, boys,

[Sultry music plays]
model not included.

And, as for me,
I'll be keepin' score

from all the way up...

here!
Now, the first event

of the games is

the shotput!

Whoever throws one of these
ba*ls the farthest, wins!

Up first is Mr. Gus.

[ Chuckle ]

I don't mean to brag,
but,

I was shotput champion
back in high school.

On your markers!

Just watch and learn.

Get set!

[ Pop! ]

Go, go, go, go, go!

[ Grunts ]

[ Clang ]


Mm hmm!
Doesn't get much better

than that, Pizza Steve.

[Air inflating]
Huh?

[ "Chariots of Fire" like
tune plays ]

[Ding!]
[Gasp]

Keep goin'! Keep goin'!

[ Grumbles ]

[ Whistle! ]

Pizza Steve, you just broke
the world record shotput throw!

Congratulations!

[ Cha ching! ]

Are. you.
kidding me?!

Pizza Steve,
you cheated!

Who, me?

Yeah, and when I tell
Uncle Grandpa,

you're gonna be
disqualified.

Do you think Uncle G
knows what's going on?

He doesn't even know
the difference

between a banana
and a microphone.

Ladies and
gentleme e e e n n n!

Oh, that's not true.

He's just bein' funny.

[sigh] I wonder
what Mama Grandpa

packed for lunch today.

Hmm, let's see here.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
A banana!

[ Munching ]

Oh.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we will now move on
to our next competition:

swimming in the water cube.

[Drumroll]
Up first is...

Mr. Gus.

Let's do this.

Whoever gets to the other side

of the water cube the fastest
is the winner.

You can cheat all
you want, Pizza Steve,

but Mr. Gus plays fair.

You do whatever
you have to, Mr. Gus,

but that trophy
is mine.

[March plays]
On your markers,

get set...

[ Gulp ]

[ Whimpering ]

Go o o!

[ Sloop! ]

Oops! Looks like Mr. Gus
forgot how to swim.

Here comes Pizza Steve,
using the old backstroke,

and look at that form.

[ Cha ching! ]

♪ Tiny Miracle,
the robot boy ♪

[ Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! ]

♪ Danger
cliff 6 miles away ♪

Huh?!

I had better slow down!

Where are the brakes?!

[ Whirring ]

Ohh!
[Clang!]

[ Glass breaks ]

[Whirring, beeping rapidly]
Oh, oh, oh, boy.

[ Panting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Creaking ]

This'll be a piece of cake.

On your markers...

get set...

go!

[ Panting ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

Hrrh! Urr!

[ Grumbling ]

Ooh!

[ Grunting ]

Aaaaaaah!

[ Cha ching! ]

Ladies and gentlemen,

we will now announce
the winner.

Belly bag.
Ahhh.

And the winner
of the 70th 10th

RV Olympic thing is...
[Drumroll]

Pizza Steve!

Oh, yeah!

Congrats, buddy.

Thanks, Uncle G.

I'd like to thank someone
in particular

who helped me on this
incredible journey.


Actually, I really couldn't
have done it without him.

That's right.

I'd like to dedicate
this award to

[Rock guitar flourish]
me, Pizza Steve!

Better luck next time,
Mr. Gus!

I can't believe this!

[whirring, beeping] ]
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, no!

[ Alarm blaring ]

Uh oh.
Tiny Miracle set off

the panic alarm
in the c*ck!

Oh, no!

Oh, mama!

[Alarm blares]
Oh, mama!

Oh, man, how are we
gonna get Tiny in time?

Pizza Steve, you're the
only one with the speed,

strength, and stamina
to save him.

You're the best athlete
we got in this RV.

[ Plink! Plink! ]

Uhh... [chuckle]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[Alarm blares]
Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

[ Crea ea ea k, pop! ]
Anh!

I'll show you how it's done.

[ Triumphant tune plays ]

[ Gasp ]

[Alarm blares]
So, let's see here.

You're leaving all you have
to your mother

and nothing to your brother,
Jermaine.

Yes, that's right.

Please sign here.

Well, that covers
everything.

Best of luck surviving
the fall from that cliff.

Tally h*!

Put your foot
on the brakes, Tiny!

[ Grunt ]

[ Clatter ]

[Glass breaks]
Oh, dear!

Ohhhhh!

Aah aah!

I'm not gonna make it.

[ Grunts ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Brakes screech ]

[Glass breaks]
[Clang!]

[ Panting ]

Mr. Gus!

Aah!
You saved me!

[Chuckle]
You saved us all, big buddy.

That was some impressive
stuff back there.

Someday you might even win

an RV Olympic Gold Medal,
like Pizza Steve.

Mm hmm.

I want to give you
a little something

for bein' a superduper
hero, Mr. Gus.

Aw!
You shouldn't have!

Smaller than my 1st place
Olympics trophy.

Cute.

What could it be?

[Choir sings]
Ohh, boy!

[ Shimmer! ]

Ohh aah!

The entire RV is safe
because of you, Mr. Gus.

You really deserve
this gigantic,

extremely heavy trophy.

[ Crackle ]

Good thing we're not
in any situation

where any subtle change
in weight

would be problematic to us,
in any way, right?

Mm hmm. Huh?

[ Crackle ]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[ Thud ]

Mr. Gus:
Well, it's gonna take

a Tiny Miracle
to get us out of this one.

Uncle Grandpa:
Who's that?

Hey, kiddos!

[snap] Uncle Grandpa here,
with a great, new product

that will change
your life forever.

Presenting I Can Definitely
Believe it's Not Uncle Grandpa.

[ Muttering
indistinctly ]

[ Sinister music plays ]
Announcer: Uncle Grandpa

believes in saying
"Good morning"

even in the afternoon.

Good morning!

Does he hate the afternoon?

I don't trust a man who
doesn't like the afternoon.

Uncle Grandpa's platform
consists of hot dogs,

hot dogs, and more hot dogs.
[Ominous music plays]

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Uncle Grandpa's friends
with a tiger and a dinosaur.

A tiger and a dinosaur
used in combat

is potentially
more dangerous

than a hundred bombs!

And can a man who's

everyone in the world's
uncle and grandpa

really have time
to be president?

[Ring]
If you really wanna help,
Uncle Grandpa,

stick to your day job.

Now, this is more like it.

Vote Pizza Steve
for president.

I'm Uncle Grandpa
and I approve this message.