02x03 - Addicted All Around

[bunniefuu]

This is my dad,
and we look exactly alike...

and you can't tell us apart.

[giggling]

Twins.

Twi -- [laughing].

[Colin speaking]

[Baylen]
Yeah -- it's so pretty.

Today we're taking
our first tour

of a possible wedding venue.

-Nice to meet you.
-Welcome to CrystalView.

[short whimper] -- g*dd*mn.

My first impression is
it's very echo-ey.

-Are your tics OK?
-Joe Biden does crystal meth.

This might not be
the right one for us.

[Sammi speaking]

Sammi's anxiety and OCD
becomes disabling.

[Sammi speaking]

She has done a very good job
at hiding it,

but it has become
more difficult.

We have been talking
about our marriage,

and it started with some
premarital counseling.

If someone gets involved

in our relationship or marriage
too much,

where does --
where does it end?

Colin, did anything come up
for you?

I've been holding on
to something for a while now,

and it's not easy
to say out loud

because I know
it's gonna affect Baylen.

Um...

So, Colin, did anything come up
for you that you thought

would be important
to bring up together?

Yeah, I mean, there is something
I want to talk about.

Yeah.
So, obviously...

-d*ck.
-...you know that here, soon,

I have to make,
like, a career decision.

-Hm.
-That is, like,

a super, like, heavy...

burden that I guess I can say
that I have.

Um...

I feel like the pressure is
on me to either stay

in the military

or go into some
kind of government job.
-Mm-hmm.

That way,
we have health insurance.

Being able to have
that kind of benefits,

especially with someone
with her condition,

I know is like...

huge.

But...I don't necessarily
really want to do

either one of those things.
-Right.

[Colin]
I've been in the military

for about five years now,

and my contract will be expiring
in about a year.

I joined at 19,

and I was just a kid,
immature.

The military is the reason
that I'm the man who I am.

But now I'm headed

into a completely different
phase of life,

and lately
I've been wondering...

if there's a different
career path for me

outside of the military.

But if I do decide
to change careers,

I need a job
that I'm gonna be successful in,

be happy in...

and also still be able
to provide for me and my family.

I feel like I'm being pulled...

almost,
and so it's just like...

Like, family members
and friends,

especially your dad,

want me to, like,
choose a career path

that's secure financially,

and it scares me
that I, like,

may not go in that
direction that everyone else

wants me to go in.

Yeah, but none of that
would make you happy.

Yeah.

Colin discussed feeling really
concerned

about the expectations
from family and friends,

stressors
that he's been holding in

for quite some time.

And while a lot of couples
struggle financially,

they're already dealing
with more of a challenge

as a result
of Baylen's conditions.

Do you feel like it is solely
on you to provide for the both

of you and your future
family financially?

Yeah, I mean,
it's just really hard for her

to work a regular job,

so it, kind of, has to be,
like, on me

to be able to make
the main source of income.

-That's a lot of
pressure on you.
-Yeah.

There's a lot that goes on
trying to take care of Baylen

on a day-to-day basis.

Just the weight of...

trying to fill
the shoes of her parents,

making sure that...

she's OK, she's taking
her medicine,

taking care of three dogs,

the weight of expenses
in the future.

It's a lot.

And I have to make sure

that I don't let it
affect Baylen.

I don't let Baylen see

that I have all of this
going on up here.

But it is
weighing on me a lot.

And everyone has a breaking
point somewhere.

I just don't want to hit mine.

-So what I hear you saying,
-Colin, is that you don't want

to bring her that stress --

you don't want to share that
with her.

But like, I don't want you
to hold it, like,

into yourself --
like you wouldn't want me

to do that to myself.

-Yeah, but it's
different for you --
-When I hear that,

it just is like...
-[Colin] It's different though.

It's like you already have a lot
of moving parts in your life,

so then for me to, like,

add on my stress to that --

I don't want to do that to you,
like I don't want you to be

overwhelmed and be stressed out.

It's just like...

...that way, like, it almost
makes me feel like...

"OK...

I have to do this
on my own", in a way.

Oh, I don't want you
to feel like that.

Yeah.

I'm hearing
that you're also struggling

with other
people's opinions,

and separating that
from yours and mine.

Like, you don't want to upset
them or, like,

not please everybody,
kind of like how I am.

I knew that Colin
was stressed about his career,

but I didn't know that he was
this overwhelmed.

This is something
I've always worried about,

because with my Tourette
and other conditions,

it can be a lot,

not just for me,
but also for Colin

to take on as my partner.

So the last thing I want is
Colin to protect me

from these type
of difficult subjects.

It's not healthy for him
or our relationship.

It breaks my heart that
he's been keeping this in.

You don't want
to put anything onto me,

and I understand that.

However, you doing that...

is hurting yourself,
and I don't want to feel

disconnected from you.

Regarding the pressure he feels

from family
and friends' opinions,

I know it sucks
because I feel it too.

I feel like I'm stuck in
the middle of Colin and them,

and that's gonna be a harder
for me to address

because I usually see
both sides.

Everything
that everyone else says

almost shouldn't be a burden.

And I know that
it's still gonna be.

-Mm-hmm.
-And I'm telling you, like...

[whispering]
Suck a fat c*ck.

...I'm telling you that,
like, that's between us.

That's not between my dad,
your parents, no one.

And if we believe
that it can work, then...

It's just really nice to know
that no matter what I decide,

she just wants me to be happy.

You have a few things
to focus on

until I see you next.

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you so much.

But I still have
a lot to figure out

with our financial future,

and I have a feeling
Allen isn't really

gonna let it go until I make
some real decisions.

[upbeat music plays]

[chainsaw buzzing]

♪♪ What you say to me?
Can't tell me what to do ♪♪

♪♪ Don't lay the rules down
Give me a curfew ♪♪

♪♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪♪

♪♪ We got the hot wheels ♪♪

♪♪ We got a little cash,
Enough to keep it real ♪♪

♪♪ Hey ♪♪

-[Allen] Huh?
-What are we doing?

Starting something
for a project.

Don't try to block it.

You're clearly trying
to hide something,

which is weird.

I'm making something
for someone --

it's a surprise.
-OK.

You're acting weird.

I can usually tell when Al
has something up his sleeve,

and there's always something
crazy going on in this head

of his where he's conjuring up
some silly ideas.

The sooner I find out,
the better,

'cause this is just awkward.

Yeah, so I've been working
on a surprise for Baylen

just in case
she can or can't have

certain things
at her wedding.

But we don't know that much
about her wedding

or her venue yet.

-Don't know -- nope.
-Like, we only know...

she needs the dogs there.

That's really all we know,
so I don't know

how you are coming up
with this

and thinking
that it's just gonna fit

into whatever.
-It's gonna fit in.

-I don't --
-It's gonna fit in.

So here's the deal.

I've been thinking a lot
about Baylen's wedding

and how sensitive she is
to her surroundings,

and I want
to pitch an idea to her,

but before I pitch it,
I want her to envision it,

and that's what my secret
little project is all about.

Do you want it to be
a surprise for me too?

-Am I not allowed to
see this again?
-Yes, of course --

I'm just gonna do this,
and I'm just gonna show you...
-OK.

...and then you can say,
"Wow," or you can say,

"That's never going anywhere."

Will you let
Sammi and Burke see it

when they fly in
for their long summer weekend

with their mom and dad?
-Yeah.

So you're telling me
it's going to be done

for the weekend, this?
-Yeah.

And the longer
you bother me about it,

the less I'm working
on this.

You know what I mean?

Like, I gotta...
-OK.

...get some things done.

[Julie]
I'm a little nervous.

I mean,
with the wedding coming up

and with Baylen's condition,

we know that she needs help.

But I also don't want us
to overstep our boundaries.

OK.

But I guess I have no choice
but to wait and see

what's up Allen's sleeve
in this carving situation.

Yep.
Hurry up and wait.

[Julie]
I can still see you.

And I have so many questions
for you.

-So many questions.
-[chainsaw buzzes]

-Hi, Baybay.
-I love you.

[Baylen]
Sammi and Burke are both
in town for a long weekend.

They live out of state,
so I don't see them as much.

Did I tell you guys
that me and Colin are

in premarital therapy?

I didn't know he was carrying
stress with, like,

the future and him getting out
of the military,

and what to do...
-Because he knows you can't
work a normal job?

-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.

Baylen, I want to show
you something

that we got outside.
-What?

Yeah, what are we doing?

[Allen]
Julie doesn't have a clue.

I keep her in the dark
about things

because that's the fastest way

to get my ideas ruined,
is to invite her

into my mind space on these.

You're being creepy and weird
right now.

♪♪ I ain't living
In no twilight fantasy ♪♪

♪♪ I'm a grown up woman
I'm a pedigree ♪♪

♪♪ I be chilling
In my own menagerie ♪♪

This means brush your teeth
for the day.

Fluff, get the whole one.

We have no food.

-Are you not hungry?
-No.

We can go grocery shopping
and get food,

and then we can cook something.
-OK.

[Colin]
So what are you up to today?
Any plans?

I am going to go hang out
with Sammi and Burke.

She finally got to be able
to be on a plane

because of her OCD
and all of her rituals, so...

Yeah, that's good.
I'm glad.

How are you feeling
after therapy?

Fine.

And, like, feel closer.

Mm-hmm.

-I don't know how I feel.
-What?

I feel fine.

OK.

After one session
of premarital counseling,

this marriage stuff
is getting...

dicked down in Dallas.

It's getting real.

I didn't know that...

you carried a lot of weight
and a lot of burden

on your shoulders with finances
and wedding planning,

and saving money,
and the stress of work

and the unknown of that.

I had no idea.

Yeah.

I just don't want you to carry
the stress by yourself.

Like, I can handle some stress.

I honestly really appreciate
Baylen saying that she wants

to help out
with all of the burdens

that I've been carrying,
but...

There's a reason why I haven't
brought this up to her,

and it's because I know
that stressful stuff...

sets off her anxiety.

But a part of this whole
counseling thing

is learning to trust --

if she says that I need to be
open about something,

then I need to be.

Let's talk about
some of the big expenses

that we have coming up.

Do I need to get out
my calculator for this?

Wedding.

-House, eventually.
-Bachelor, bachelorette trip.

Honeymoon.

-Let's stop adding
all of this up.
-It's...

a lot of money right there.
-Gosh.

It's OK.
It's fine.

So, I mean,
we need to find ways

to be able to save money

so that we can be able
to not have to worry

about all of those
in the next year.

What do we cut?

-Well, we spend
a lot of money on...
-[Baylen] d*ck.

-Sorry.
-Good?

-Yeah.
-Sure?

-Yep -- d*ck.
-Yep.

-d*ck, d*ck.
-OK, here we go.

I mean, we can start cutting
by you not shopping as much.

Mm.

It's so hard to save

when your love language

is overpriced
deliveries and shopping.

It's kind of hard.

Every day she's looking
on some website.

The reason why I have,
like, the shopping addiction is

because I don't go out
and regularly go shopping

because of my tics.

No, you're just addicted
all around.

[Baylen]
Well, you name it, I got it.

Just about.

Also, if we can start cooking
more meals here, the both of us

not ordering food deliveries.
-Yep.

-We do that a lot.
-A lot.

Well, I really
want to cook more,

but,as you know,

as we get later into the day
and like making meals and, like,

just with my tics,
it gets a lot harder.

So I know
that I go to almost, like...

ordering food as like a comfort
because I'm just too scared,

but I feel like I can, like,
come out of my comfort zone

a little bit because I need,
we need to save some money.

Mm-hmm.
I would appreciate that.

Hm-hm-hm-hm.

The more we talk about it,
the more I realize

this isn't gonna be easy --
you little b*tch!

-Yep.
-But we're gonna try.

-Yep.
-You little b*tch.

I don't know.

♪♪ We gon' live it up
We gon' have a good time ♪♪

♪♪ We gon' have a good time,
Yeah, live it up ♪♪

♪♪ We gon' have a good time
We gon' have a good time ♪♪

♪♪ Get your paper up ♪♪

♪♪ We gon' have a good time
We gon' have a good time ♪♪

♪♪ Yeah, live it up ♪♪

♪♪ Live it up ♪♪

b*tch.

Sammi and Burke are both
in town for a long weekend.

They both live out of state,
so I don't see them as much.

So we're meeting up in a bar
around my neighborhood.

[indistinct bar chatter]

Where...
are Burke and Sammi?

I don't like this.

g*dd*mn.

g*dd*mn.

Of course, they're late.

I absolutely hate...

walking into anywhere alone.

It's kind of like t*rture
because I am just worried

about the other people's
reactions

that are in the building.

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

Oh, thank God they're here.
Oh, thank God.

My Baybay!

Don't ever let me be
the first one

at the function ever again.

-Hi, Baybay.
-I love you.

[murmurs]

[Baylen] I haven't seen Sammi
in a long time.

You look so good with your hair
like this.

Oh, thanks.

She has severe OCD
and anxiety,

so it's always been hard for her

to leave her comfort
and travel home.

-Hi, Burke.
-What's up, Bay?

[Baylen]
I love you.

My oldest brother, Burke,
is living in Tampa.

He is currently,
honestly, thriving down there.

And loves it.

How was your flight today?

I was worried that you weren't
gonna get on the plane.

Dude, I was a f*cking mess
this flight.

I can't get up and walk around,
but I, like, can't sit still.

I, like, can't watch a movie.
I just...

it's just a lot.

[Sammi] Traveling with my OCD
and flying is --

Obsessive compulsive d*ck.

Disorder, um,
is very challenging for me,

and some days are harder
than others.

-Objection!
-[smack]

It's very common
for Baylen to have new tics

after you haven't
seen her in a while...

-Yeah.
-...because she can
pick up anything

from a TV show, a movie, music.
-Yep.

Take a d*ck.
Self-serve that d*ck.

-They don't really surprise me
that much anymore...
-Yeah.

...'cause there's been some
crazy ones.

I mean, you really can't get
much more crazy,

especially with that airport
one with the g*n.

-Yeah.
-You know what I mean?

I have a g*n.

[short whimper] --
pew, pew.

Oh, my God, it's right there.

[short whimper] --
I have a g*n.

[Julie]
Maybe try to whisper it.

-You want to play shuffleboard?
-Yeah.

[Burke]
Yeah, sure.

So...

do you want to be red or blue?
-I'll be blue.

So we're gonna try to knock
each other's off.

It's gonna take a little bit,
but you just got to

barely let go of the thing.

Oh, that one broke!

Not bad, though.

Bro.

[Sammi]
So now you want to try to
knock his off because -- oh.

All right.

The three of us being
the oldest and hanging out is

a lot different than,
like, the three younger ones

hanging out, because we're not
fighting over boogers

or, like, baseball bats.

-Too hard.
-That's what she said.

Your mom's too hard.

-That's money, too.
-f*cking b*tch.

I'm exhausted.

We should have stretched
out beforehand.

Dude -- [panting].

Did I tell you guys
that me and Colin are

in premarital therapy?
-So who brought that up?

Mom and Dad.

[Sammi]
I think it's a great idea.

I'm all for it.

It's great to be
on the same page about children.

Like, do you want to go
to church every Sunday?

Do you want to do this stuff?

Well, some of that stuff
should be basic conversations

you have with each other, right?
-Yes, like, there's
multiple things.

I didn't know he was carrying
stress with the future

and him getting out
of the military.

Saving enough,
having enough money

for all these expenses
and all these things.

-Because he knows
you can't work a normal job?
-[Baylen] Mm-hmm.

It's hard for me to work
a nine-to-five as much

as I would love to.
-[Sammi] Yeah.

-It's hard with...my tics.
-Yeah.

But I do want to help
contribute in, like, some way.

Yeah.

So what's Colin's plan

after he gets out
of the military?

He doesn't honestly know.

He officially gets out
next year.

Kind of like, that's
when he'll be transitioning out

to his next job if he has one.
-What do you --

-If he has one?
-Yeah.

I mean, it's important
when you have a job,

you don't want to leave it
until something else

is lined up there.

-I know.
-That's the thing.

I can definitely sympathize
with Colin because...

the responsibility
and due diligence of...

taking care of,
not only yourself,

but two people

and providing for dogs
and doing all that,
-Yeah.

I definitely -- I definitely
empathize with him.

But I think it's also like

a "you know what
you signed up for."

You knew she couldn't work
a normal job.

He needs to find, like,
steady income, a job.

Yeah, not even a stable job,
just a providing job

for the both of them.

But it's not our job to tell
him which job.

-Yes.
-You know what I mean?

-Yes.
-He's got to come up
with that himself.

I'm not gonna go to Colin
and be like,

-"Hey, you need...
-Yeah, "You need --"

...you need a 40-hour work week

with health insurance and this."

That's my dad's.
My dad can do that.

I just think it's hard for you.

Like, let's say he gets out
of the military

and then waits, like,
six months,

like Burke did
after college for a job.

-Who knows on the time frame.
-Yes.

That's why he's stressed.

I do love spending time
with Burke and Sammi.

However, they both do have
very strong opinions.

They're very,
very protective of me.

Weenie!
[Sammi] OK, that's OK.

-Do you want a napkin?
-g*dd*mn!

Nope, let's just go.

[short whimper]

Colin and I just talked
about in therapy,

the pressure he feels
when my family

weighs in on our business.

If Sammi and Burke are doing all
this questioning,

I can't even imagine
what my parents are gonna think.

[short whimper]

[overlapping greetings]

This is the first time
that I've had a solid,

tight group of girlfriends.

Pump that d*ck, b*tch.

-[friend] Oh, my God.
-[Baylen] I'm scared.

[Baylen] It's really nice
to spend time with people...

-I love...
-Oh, my God!

♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪

♪♪ It's my world, uh-huh ♪♪

Between therapy
and wedding planning lately,

things have been very stressful.

So, since Colin
is working late,

tonight I'm having
a girls' night

where we are
just gonna let loose

and have tons of fun.

Take a d*ck, b*tch.

-[overlapping greetings]
-Hi, Baylen!

What's up, guys?

[Baylen] Since I moved to DC,
I actually met a lot

of new people
through my best friend Lela,

as well as through
Colin's friends.
-[laughing]

[Baylen] OK, so who's in charge
of the liquor?

Wait, aren't you a bartender?

Oh, yeah.

[Baylen]
There we go!

This is the first time
that I've had a solid,

tight group
of girlfriends.

So, how's your wedding
planning going?

We've looked at one venue.

When we went there,
it was beautiful.

It had these huge stairs
that were filled with flowers.

However, it's very echo-ey,
which turned out to be

a very big trigger --

I'm just hearing myself echo
as I tic.

Me and Colin agreed
that it just wasn't

the right place for us, but...

-You want to be somewhere
where you're comfortable...
-Mm-hmm.

[Kenzie] The first time
that I met Baylen,

she was ticcing,
but at the same time,

for me personally,
I grew up having

a friend that had Tourette's,
so I kind of already knew

what it was, and that
it's an uncontrollable thing,

and it's worse
to hold them in

than it is to just
let it all out.

And so she would tic,
and then we'd just kind of move

on with our conversation.

There were some other things
that I did realize

that I didn't like.

Like, I didn't, like,
circle tables, because, like,

it only got you secluded
to the people

that were at your table.

So I kind of want, like,
long tables,

and then I would want to be
separated, like him and I.

-Like a sweetheart table?
-Mm-hmm.

Oh, that's...
I love that.

Honestly, having a sweetheart
table was so nice, like,

at, like, my wedding,
'cause it was like we got

to sit there and enjoy
each other...

Mm-hmm.

...and not be surrounded
by a bunch of people.

[short whimper]

The fact that my tics
are not being brought up, like,

no one's just dying laughing
out of anywhere...

[indistinct chatter]

...I feel accepted and I feel
like I belong in this group

because we're all just
being ourselves.

-[together] To girls' night!
-Salud.

This is so strong.

for Narnia!

OK, so I'm gonna do something
you guys have never seen before,

and I'm gonna make us
all some cotton candy.

-Oh my gosh!
-Lots of cotton candy!

Has anybody ever made
cotton candy before?

-A long time ago.
-No, absolutely not.

I have never.

[Lela] Ooh! It's coming out!
Look at it.

Pump that d*ck, b*tch.

-Oh, my gosh.
-That looks good.

-Mm.
-Oh, thank you.

[Lela]
That's literally perfect.

[Sarah]
A little sugar hangover.

By the way,
with wedding planning,

me and Colin decided

that we were gonna start
premarital therapy.

One thing that was brought up
was finances and saving money

and kind of, like,
this huge stress

that he has with this, like,
him getting out of the military.

So, when you heard
Colin say that in...

f*ck that b*tch!

...is that something that,
like, you knew

that he was feeling?
-No.

And I know it was hard for him
to say it.

He's, like, holding it
onto himself, thinking that,

like, I can't help him.

Hearing that Baylen and Colin
are doing premarital counseling,

I thought was really inspiring,
and I think

that's something that a lot
of newlyweds

or fianc\s aren't
really talking about

as much anymore
when it used to be

a lot more common to do,

especially with what she's
dealing with,

her Tourette syndrome.

They can set themselves up
for a healthy marriage

and, hopefully,
for the rest of their life.

So I was like,
"You know what?

"We'll save money with, like,
not ordering out so much,"

and it's like,
"OK, well, now I have

to start making food."
So, fun times.

So, what kind of foods are
you gonna be making?

-I haven't figured that out yet.
-That's a good question.

[Baylen]
We should figure that out.

We'll make you a recipe book.

Yeah, ooh, that's a good idea.

We could all literally send in
our favorite recipes.

-Make sure...
-I love the air fryer.

We should get you a crock pot.
Crock pot is so easy.

You can just throw it in there
in the morning, turn it on,

and then you don't have to deal
with it all day.

-And it's so nice.
-Crock pot!

I have a gift for everybody.
Right, Punky Boy?

I have a gift.

Tonight, I have a special,
fun surprise for my girls.

Girls' night with a twist.

Twist that d*ck around.

Wrap it, slap it, tap it,
that d*ck.

Everybody, pick a bag.
Here you go.

Just hand it to us.

-Oh, gosh.
-[Lela] I'm scared.

-[Baylen] Can we --?
-Oh, my...

-Mine's multicolored.
-[laughing]

Mine is
literally multicolored.

I got purple.

So the theme for the night
is wigs.

-This is so fun!
-Oh.

-I don't think I have mine on.
-[laughing]

[Sarah laughing]
Oh, my God!

This is what girls' night is
all about!

-[cheering]
-♪♪ Show 'em what you got
Show 'em what you got ♪♪

♪♪ Wild thing, show 'em
What you got ♪♪

♪♪ Show me off ♪♪

Whoa!

-Ooh!
-[all] Whoo!

-Yeah!
-[cheering continues]

[Kenzie] We've had candy,
we've had the jungle juice,

like, the crazy wigs.

Selfie time!

It's a very Baylen night.

This was exactly
what I needed.

Me and the girls laughing,
having fun.

It's really nice to spend time
with people

where the main
focus isn't about my Tourette's

or mine and Colin's future.

I would say that was
a super successful girls' night.

Holy sh*t,
I look like Bechnir.

I want you to be able to,
like, think about something

for a second.

[Julie]
I truly thought he was insane.

Like, this is no girl's dream.

[Bechnir laughs]

[pop music plays]

♪♪ Who says a lady
Can't be king? ♪♪

♪♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪♪

♪♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha,
La, la, la, la, la ♪♪

♪♪ Who says a lady
Can't be king? ♪♪

How many blankets do we need?

[raspy]
Do you think I sound good?

I think you sound like you got
a tracheotomy, actually.

Is this a good look for me?
Is this a good sound?

-[Sammi] Sounds great.
-It means I can't yell at kids.

One of you jokers
gave this to me.

-This is not my fault.
-[Sammi] Yeah, well...

-Did you come here with this?
-[Sammi] I did not.

OK, well then...

[Baylen]
Thank you.

Since my siblings,
Sammi and Burke, are in town,

my dad wants to have a barbecue
this weekend.

But also,
my dad's been bugging me

to come by the house
to see something,

and I have no idea what it is.

So I decided to get
a two-hour ride share from DC

to be able to see everybody.

f*ck them kids.

-[Julie] Oh, Baybay
finally made it!
-Hi.

-Hey.
-How was it?

-[Baylen] Yeah,
the ride was good.
-[Julie] OK.

It wasn't like the other time
where I got motion sickness.

Because rideshares
in DC are...[flaps lips].

-I know.
-How long is it?

-Like, two hours?
-The whole f*cking way.

-Whoa.
-Whoa, whoa.

[Baylen]
Are we gonna eat?

Yeah, we're just waiting
for Burke to finish grilling.

-He's out there grilling.
-Come on.

-Are you hungry?
-Yeah.

-[Sammi] Are you?
-[Baylen] Yeah, a little bit.

-Where's the wieners?
-[Burke] They're almost done.

-Yeah -- almost.
-We're just talking
about how you knew your way

around a wiener.
-These wieners are very big.

[Sammi]
Um, you were telling me
how you had a girls' night.

-How did that go?
-Yes, so it went great.

Um, me and my friends have,
like, these regular,

like, girls' nights
where they'll all come over,

but they're all themed nights.

So we did wig nights.

You don't have to wear it,
Bechnir, because...

-Wait, what?
-...I'm actually you.

That's you, Bechnir.

Let's do a side-by-side
to see the accuracy.

[Sammi]
Looks like you guys both just
fried ramen noodles and just

plopped a lot in there.
That's good.

It's OK.
We'll just get...

[Sammi]
Get Bechnir.

-[Baylen] Honestly, put it on.
-[Burke] Put it on, Yoder.

[Sammi]
So you have other wigs?

-Oh my God.
-[Baylen] f*ck yeah.

Yes, but I only have
one other wig

for one person in the room

who needs it.
-[Burke] Dad -- yeah.

It looks like somebody shaved
their pubes and just threw it

on a wig --
[laughing].

Look at this.

-What do you think?
-[Burke] Damn!

[Allen] I think it looks good
because I haven't seen it.

[Julie]
I don't think you want it.

You look like Sven
with his hair.

-No, no.
Now I look like Sven.
-[Bechnir] Dad.

[hysterical laughter]

-With a baseball bat.
-No, it's this.

-It's this.
-Oh, God.

I think you look like
you should be on

some sort of list,

maybe 200 feet away
from schools or something.

Well, before we eat, Baylen,
I want to show you something

that we got outside.
-OK.

-[Julie] Do you want us all --
-You guys should come all.

I've been working on a surprise
I want to share

with the family,
but especially Baylen.

Here.
Come on.

-[Julie] What...are we doing?
-Yeah, what are we doing?

[Allen]
Julie doesn't have a clue.

I keep her in the dark
about things, because...

...is to invite her
into my mind space on these.

-[Burke] Where are we going?
-Right here.

[Baylen] What the f*ck
are we doing?

[Allen] I want you
to be able to, like,

think about something
for a second.

I have no idea why my dad is
taking us out back.

I am so confused
on so many different levels.

You're being creepy and weird
right now.

He's like, "Let me show you
my knife collection."

Now listen,
I don't know where you are

with the whole
wedding location search.

So I know that you want animals
at your wedding, right?
-Mm-hmm.

Goats and alpacas
and Ringling Brothers

or whatever you want.

And a lot of wedding venues
probably aren't gonna let you

have animals, OK?
-[Baylen] Mm-hmm.

[Allen]
You got one chance to make
this amazing.

This is it.

You can put all those things
right here.

Let's have the wedding here
in the backyard.

-How is that funny?
-No, I'm being serious.

[Bechnir]
Serious?

I've been working on a plan

to have
the entire yard wide open

for Baylen's wedding.

Rip the fence down,

cut trees, build a platform,

gable -- whatever she wants.
Let's start doing something.

Come on, Dad.
Seriously?

[Bechnir] Who the hell wants
a wedding in their backyard?

I don't even know what to say.

[Baylen] So much for trying to
take some pressure off of Colin.

This whole idea is only
gonna add to it.

This is crazy.

This is it.

Let's have the wedding here
in the back yard.

No, I'm being serious.

I'm envisioning it.

There's not a lot to envision.

You can have
whatever you want here.

I'll get those tents put up.

This is where
she comes up the aisle.

And then we pass the lump.
We pass the lump,

I trip.
-[Allen] All right.

I truly thought he was insane.
Like, this is no girl's dream.

How many people do
you think you're inviting?

We're probably thinking
about inviting 175,

and thinking between

-With two toilets here.
-With two toilets?

Two toilets, one grill.

We're gonna get a couple
porta potties.

Like imagine 150 people
in this house.

Oh no, they'd have to get
over to like,

the Holiday Inn or something.

No, obviously 150 people
are gonna lay on cots here.

sh*t, I mean, come on.

I'm talking about people
wandering around getting food.

I mean, just imagine 150 people
just hammered.

Brutal, brutal.

All right, so we'll think
of different venues,

but appreciate your offer.
Let's move on.

But if you go to another venue
and then they don't allow

half of the stuff that you want
in your wedding,

this is the wedding --
-It's an option.

This is an option.
This is something that,

I mean, let's hope it only
happens once in your life.

It is an option --

the last option,
but it is an option.

-[Allen]
It could be the last option.
-The last one.

It's fine.
It's all right, it's --

I am enjoying this.

But, to me...
I'm not worried about the food.

I'm not worried about desserts.
I'm not worried about tents.

I'm not worried about outdoors,

cat -- I'm not worried
about this.

I'm worried about,
is Baylen gonna be comfortable

at this location?

Because we all know that
when she gets overstimulated,

she could have a bad tic attack
and end up on the floor.

Having her wedding here
at the house,

she has a safe place

that she's familiar with,
comfortable with.

And if...

we can...

take some
of that emotional baggage

and struggle away from her

to make her day amazing,

then that's
what it's truly about.

It's not everyone else's
wedding,

it's her wedding.
It's what you want.

So, either way,
whether you choose here

or you choose somewhere else,

I want you to come over here
and look at something.

It's one more thing for you
to think about and visualize.

All right, let's go over here.
Come on.

You'll like this.

Here, Baylen, come over here.

and stand in front of this,
look this way,

so I can take this off
and then you can be surprised.

It looks like he ordered
a bed frame.

[Baylen]
I know.

Wait, so he's been out back
making this

and you guys haven't...

He told me he was doing
something special.

-[snickering]
-[Baylen] What...what?

-Why are you guys laughing?
-Only your dad.

-Oh, my God!
-God!

What are we doing with this?

-So listen, so no matter
what you pick --
-Pick?

You can use this for a venue,
all right?

OK, well,
it's not gonna be...

Oh, my goodness!

[squeaky scream]

-Aw.
-[screaming]

This is going
in the apartment!

[Allen]
No, OK.

We just need to add
some sprinkles.

-Do you know what they are?
-That's a horse.

That's Fluffy and Toots.
Tootsie!

Ah!

Thank you so much.
This probably took you so long.

I am freaking so excited.
I love alpacas.

Mr. and Mrs. Dooley,
there we go.

That's Chuck,
and that's Marlene.

Marlene's a dirty,
filthy wh*re!

OK, whatever.

[Sammi] All right,
as her maid-of-honor,

we accept this.

We're not super sure about
the venue portion

of the whole thing.
-[Allen] I think the venue's
good --

I could see, like,
two big circus tents,

your animals running around.

A place to, like, take photos,
and there can be, like,

flowers in the background.
-Yeah, whatever you want to do.

It's your wedding.

It ended up being
a great surprise.

[Julie]
I'm totally impressed.

The backyard venue idea,
I'm not so sure of,

but the bench is beautiful.

This probably took you so long
to make.

How long did it take you
to make this?

-d*ck.
-[Bechnir] 16 hours?

No, time -- I don't know,
time just stands still

when you carve, so I'm not
giving a time frame.

It -- it's worth it.

When Baylen was at her worst

four years ago
in her medical journey,

I really questioned that a day
like this would come.

Baylen deserves to have
the perfect wedding day

like anybody else.

It's been a long journey,
and her day needs to be

as amazing...

as her expectations want it.

I want her to be able
to say, "Dad...

this is the best day ever."

You can put, like, a bow tie.

We can put whatever you want.

It's kind of like
Mr. and Mrs. Dooley,

that'd be so cute.
-OK, that is really cute.

That's a really cute idea.
How heavy are these?

-What if she...?
-Well, they're heavy.

Oh, yeah, they gotta be heavy.

I mean, what if the venue's,
like, four hours down the road?

[Allen]
Like, I'll just drive it down
the road,

or what if it's here?

This sweet gift from my dad
has definitely...

made it harder to choose
a wedding venue.

I mean, I totally get why
my dad thinks it would be better

for me to have it here.

And even though it's not
exactly what I thought I wanted

for my wedding,

he's been taking care of me
a long time,

so I definitely
trust his judgment.

So what do you think?

-It's an option.
-[Baylen] I think...

It is an option --
me and Colin are trying to...

save money
for this specific reason,

so I can bring it up to him.

However, I don't think
my parents' backyard

is Colin's first wedding
venue choice.

And I know Colin feels
a lot of pressure

when my dad gives suggestions,

even when
they're meant to be helpful.

And honestly...
I'm a little afraid to ask.

I can't look at the chickens.

[imitates bawking]

-[Julie] Have you told Colin?
-No.

-You're -- oh.
-Told me what?

[Baylen] The last time
I saw my dad,

he pitched the backyard
as a wedding venue.

I haven't even told Colin yet,
and I'm not even sure I want to.

[phone ringing]

-Hey, Mom.
-[Julie] Hey, Baybay.

[Baylen]
I'm a little, like, nervous.

I've never hosted a kid before.

Hola, c_mo est*s?

Muy bien.

OK, I'm going to show you how
to bedazzle.

I don't even know what bedazz --
bedazzles is.

Take this,
and it goes in the wax.

-Is something burning?
-Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa!

What's over there burning?

Do you think
that you're still just...

trying to hold on to Baylen?

It's just, you know,
when I went to pick her up...

when I talked to her...

Oh, my gosh, we're not talking
about this again!

I haven't shared this story
with that many people.

[sniffling]