03x15 - Messy Bessy

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning! Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

[ Clicking ]

[ Rapping ]
♪ throw your trash up ♪

♪ Throw your trash up ♪

♪ Let me see you get dirty ♪

♪ Throw your trash up ♪

♪ Let me see you get dirty ♪
♪ yeah ♪

And trashy d
takes a three point shot.

[ Clatters ]
ugh! Ow!

Did you finish
cleaning your room, seth?

Sure, see?

This is
what you call clean?

Aw, come on, pop!

I just want to listen to
trashy d, yo!

Ugh!

Now do you understand why
you should clean your room?

Clean this mess up or you're
losing your beat pod privileges.

[ Gasps ]
my beat pod?!

No way, pops!
T that's not fair!

If this room isn't spotless
by the time we get back,

No beat pod for you,
yo.

Cleaning up is lame, son.

I don't know
what the big deal is.

I bet trashy d
don't clean no rooms.

[ Screaming ]
oof!

Seth, don't worry!

Uncle grandpa's
gonna make everything

All right.

Now, why don't you tell me
what I can do to help you.

It's just my dumb parents.

They want me to
clean my room.

I don't know
what the big deal is.

Tsk, tsk, seth.

It's not nice
to speak about

The ones who brought you
into this world...

In such a dingy light.

I'm sure your mess isn't as bad
as you make it out to be.

Take your bedside,
for instance.

I bet there isn't anything back
here but a few dust bunnies.

Okay.

Let's just put that
back where it was.

This is whack, yo.

Ain't no way
I'm gonna clean up my room.

I guess it's time to call in
the reinforcements.

And I know
just the thing.

A genuine certified u. S. D. A.
Jersey maid

Messy bessy.

But messy bessy only responds to
really messy messes.

We need to make this pigsty
even dirtier.

Dirtier?! Now, that's what
I'm talking about, son!

♪ Throw your trash up ♪

♪ Throw your trash up ♪

♪ Let me see you get dirty ♪

♪ Throw your trash up ♪

♪ And let me see you get dirty ♪

♪ Rolling around in garbage ♪

♪ Like a wack disease party ♪

♪ When the floor
is spick and span ♪

♪ It's time to search
through a garbage can ♪

♪ Just like a dirty man ♪

♪ Now you're feeling sick ♪

♪ Attracting fleas and ticks ♪

♪ You're a scum soaked ninja ♪

♪ With a sword of fish sticks ♪

♪ Wave the trash in the air ♪

♪ Toss it
like you just don't care ♪

♪ You swim in sediment,
your friends are hesitant ♪

♪ You're stinking worse
than burnt hair ♪

♪ Throw your trash up ♪

♪ Throw your trash up ♪

♪ Let me see you get dirty ♪

♪ Throw your trash up ♪

♪ And let me see you get dirty ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

[ Squeaking ]

I must say,
we outdid ourselves!

This should be more than enough
trash for messy bessy.

Aw, yeah, son!

I can't wait to see
what she looks like.

[ Moos ]

This is your solution?

Absolutely!

Messy bessy
is a five star maid.

But how can a dumb cow
do all that?

[ Moos ]

♪

Hey, hey!
You weren't kidding!

That's right, young seth.

Her four stomachs as well as
her tremendous appetite

Are utterly bottomless.

[ Sniffing ]

Huh? No!

Bessy's trippin' if she thinks
she's eating my beats.

[ Moos ]

Not my trashy d rug,
yo!

Not my computer!

Give me that!

[ Grunting ]
[ moos ]

I got you, seth!

Safe!

Ugh!

She's eating
all my valuable belongings!

Please do something,
uncle grandpa!

Don't you worry.

Come now, old girl.

You don't want
that horrid garbage.

Have some of this
delicious hay instead.

See?

Mmm!

So good.

It just goes to show

That a little gentle
understanding goes a long way.

Why, you filthy, thieving
animal!

[ Snorts ]

[ Moos ]

Oh, no!
She's eating everything now!

She must be
on a feeding frenzy.

Hey, get back here!

Not the family photos!

Not the big screen tv!

Not my mom's pearl necklace!

Not my dad's
$4,000 italian wool suit!

Not my sister's collection
of vintage adding machines!

Not the kidney shaped
swimming pool!

Bessy, stop!

[ Chomping ]

[ Slurping ]

[ Moos ]

She's eaten everything.

Well,
look at the bright side, seth

At least
your room is clean.

Say,
where is your room anyway?

That's what I'm saying.

There is no room, no parents
no nothing.

You know,
you may be onto something.

Looks like ol' bessy gobbled up
the whole universe.

The whole universe?!

Oh! We totally blew it,
uncle grandpa.

Hey, don't fret,
little seth.

You still have
your beat pod.

And I do remember
a certain someone

Saying that this is
all he cared about.

Besides, that trashy d
always puts a smile on my face.

♪ Throw your trash up ♪

Oh, excuse me, there,
ol' bess.

Seth here is pretty upset.

So if you could just step aside,
that would be super.

[ Screaming ]

You can't eat
your uncle grandpa!

♪ Throw your trash up ♪

♪ Throw your trash up ♪

Seth!
Give me a hand, dude!

Seth!

[ Whistles, moos ]

Seth!

You've got to help me,
buddy!

Ol' bess
is swallowing me up!

Seth!

Uncle grandpa!
[ Grunting ]

I think she's affected
by trashy d.

She can't take
his filthy sick beats.

Try cranking it up.

Okay, yo.

[ Volume increases ]

[ Moos, bell clangs ]

Attaboy!

Now,
give her a bass boost.

[ Mooing ]

That's it!
Now let go, seth.

Let go of trashy d.

[ Grunts ]
goodbye, trashy d!

[ Mooing ]

♪

Wow.
Isn't it strange how trashy d

Ended up helping you
clean your room in the end?

Too bad your beat pod
had to bite the dust.

That's okay.

At least everything's
back to normal.

Wow!

You did a wonderful job
at cleaning your room, seth.

Thanks. But I couldn't have
done it without uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa!

Who knew
he was so neat and tidy?

People tell me
I clean up real nice.

Hey, seth's mom,
looks like you got a little dirt

On your cheek there.
Let me get it for you.

Wait. That's a freckle.
Hold still. I got this.

No, really,
it's part of my face.

Come on, seth's mom,
let me get it! Come on!
Oh, stop! Oh!

Ahh!
That's the stuff.

[ Coughing ]

All right, that's it.

This thing has got to go!

Mr. Gus, stop!

This is my special
man lamp.

I don't know
what's so special about it.

That thing's been nothing but
a nuisance for years.

[ Gasps ]
how dare you call him names!

You obviously don't know

How man lamp came to be
a member of this household.

No, but I do know there's no
me getting out of hearing it,

So go on.

It all started
back in the summer of 1987

At the monsterz of meathead
strength competition.

It was an impressive display of
the burliest, heartiest,

Meanest, and mangiest studs
ever to walk the planet earth.

Oh,
and my good friend, crispin.

[ Grunting ]

Although he never won anything,
he had a lot of heart,

And I was his biggest,
proudest fan.

Go, crispin!
Whoo hoo!

Yeah, come on, buddy!
You can do it!

[ Grunting ]

Nice try, crispin!

Better luck next time,
buddy!

Hey,
thanks, uncle grandpa.

Well, well.
What do we got here?

I don't know,
but I'm hungry!

Let's put some salt on him
and call it a day!

[ Laughter ]

A shrimp and chips sound
real good right about now.

[ Laughter ]

You have no right talking to
crispin like that!

Hey, the zoo called!

The zebra
wants his skin back!

[ Laughter ]

All right,
that's enough!

I will not allow you to
insult my fashion sense

Or crispin any longer.

Uncle grandpa, stop!

Feel my wrath!

[ Screams ]

So much pain!

[ All gasp ]

Who leaves a rat trap
on a stage, anyway?!

I can't look!

Crispin,
you're my only hope!

I don't know,
uncle grandpa.

Do you think
I'm strong enough?

Believe in yourself as much as
I believe in you, crispin.

Now, hurry. I think
my toe's about to pop off.

[ Grunting ]

[ Groaning ]

[ All gasp ]

And, finally, the only trophy
that really matters

First place for the
mightiest meathead goes to...

Crispin mulcahy.

I don't deserve
this award.

The real winner here
is that big guy over there.

Cool. The doctor said
there's a 17% chance

It will be functional again,
too.

As thanks
for your selfless bravery

In the face of peril
to defend our friendship,

I'm going to give you your own
trophy in the form of...

Me!

Are you sure about this,
crispin?

Sure I'm sure.

This strongman stuff
is old hat.

Now,
being an ornamental mantelpiece,

That is where it's at.

Gold me, uncle g.

Huh?

Whoa!

So that's how my main man
man lamp came to be.

Oh, and I decided to deck him
out with this nightshade

To go with the rv's
righteous fãªng shui.

[ Snoring ]

Oh, man!

Can you believe mr. Gus
falling asleep, crispin?

Crispin?

[ Snoring ]

Oh, double whammy.