03x03 - Back to the Library

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

[ Uncle grandpa laughing ]

And when lil' ducky finished
watering the tomatoes,

He went, "quack, quack!"

[ Laughs ]

[ Sighs ]

And the piggy went,
"oink, oink!"

[ Laughs ]

[ Snorts ]

[ Laughing, snorting ]

And mama cow was all,
"moo!"

[ Laughs ]

[ Buzzes lips ]

And then all the animals
on the farm lived forever.

The end.

"Lil' ducky's farm"
gets better every time.

Don't it, mr. Gus?

Uncle grandpa,
I think it's time

You returned that book
to the library.

Return
"lil' ducky's farm?!"

Ha.
Give me one good reason.

You just read it

Also, I'm sure there are plenty
of children in the community

Who would love to
read that story.

Oh, well,
that's a pretty good reason.

[ Whomp! ]

[ Thud! ]

[ Screech! ]

Can I help you,
sir?

Hey, yeah.

I'm just
returning this book.

Sir, this book
is a week overdue.

Yeah. So, what?

[ Slurp! ]

So, the late fee is...







Aw, geez, louise.

Excuse me
for one moment.

[ Panting ]

Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.

Where the heck am I gonna
get my hands on 12 cents?

They'll throw me in jail.

If only I could
travel back in time

And tell myself to
return that book a week earlier.

Wait. I can!

With my trusty
time machine watch.

I got it as a gift
next christmas.

Destination two weeks ago.

[ Whomp! ]

[ Laughing ]

And then
the tractor went,

"Chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, chugga!"

Uncle grandpa,
we got to get that book

Back to the library
right now!

No way!
I'm not done with it yet.

Who do you think you are,
anyway?

I'm you from the future,
and if you don't listen to me,

We're gonna have a late fee
on our hands.

Thanks, but the due date's
still a whole week away.

Oh, well, in that case,

We should read
"lil' ducky" together.
Okay.

[ Both laughing ]

Ah, "lil' ducky"
gets better every time.

I know. Right?

Well, we better get this thing
back to the library now.

Oh, right.
I forgot about that.

Sorry, but this book
is a week overdue.

The late fee
is 12 cents.


See?
I told you this would happen.

Aw, man.
I should have listened to you.

[ Sighs ]

Hey, you got 12 cents
I can borrow?

No! I'm you from the future,
remember?

Oh, right.

But listen
we can still fix this.

Alls we got to do is
travel back to the past

And convince ourself
to turn in that book on time.

Uncle grandpa,
I'm a genius.

Thanks.


Now, let's go!

[ Whomp! ]

[ Laughing ]

And the lil' barnyard turkey
goes, "turkey, turkey, turkey!"

[ Sighs ]
[ laughs ]

[ Whomp! ]
Both: uncle grandpa!

No time to explain.

Hand me that book now!

Oh, yeah?
You and what army?

This army.

Hey!
Give it to us!

Help, mr. Gus!

They're taking away
"lil' ducky's farm."

Oh, uh, I would help,
but I'm driving.

Stop!

Fine! Take it,
now that it's ruined!

At least
it's still on time.

Now, let's go back
to the library.

Aah!

[ Both panting ]

I got to see this.

Return! Return!
Return! Return!

Retuuuuuuurn!

[ Panting ]

We'd like to
return this.

Uncle grandpas,
our late fee problem is solved.

I'm afraid
this book is damaged.

That'll be $12.

$12?!

It would have been 12 cents
if you hadn't ripped it.

Well, maybe you should have
turned it in on time

In the first place.
Yeah!

Who do you think you are,
huh?

Oh, yeah?

And you never
take out the trash!

Oh, yeah?

Hey!

Who are you?

I'm you three
from the future.

Hold on a sec.

If you're me
and he's me,

Who the heck
is this guy?

You.
Oh, okay.

Listen, the only way
we can solve this problem

Is if we go back in time
and stop ourselves

From ever checking that book out
in the first place.

Okay.

[ Whomp! ]

Huh.

"Lil' ducky's farm."

[ Laughs ]

I'm so gonna check this one out.

[ Whomp! ]
Oh, no, you ain't!

Get him!

[ Blink! ]

Uncle grandpas, split!

[ Panting ]

[ Screech! ]

Hand over that book!

[ Grunts ]

Give me that book!

No!

Ouch!

Aaah!

[ Thud! ]

[ Groans ]

Sorry.

[ Grunts ]

Huh?

Give us that book!

[ Panting ]

[ Tires screech ]

Aaaah!

[ Gasps ] no!

Lil' ducky!

[ Gasps ]

Aaaah!

Where are you,
lil' ducky?

Oh, cool. Laser beams.

Oh, no! Laser beams!

Give us the book!

Nope.

Dang.

Lil' ducky.

Good thing
we're wearing helmets.

[ Groans ]

Nope. Nope.

Nope. [ Grunts ]

Aaaah!

There you are.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Clank! ]

I'd like to
check out this b

Not so fast.

[ Whap! ]

Ungh!

Give it back!

No!

[ Latin beat plays ]

[ Shing! ]

[ Hawaiian music plays ]

Oops.

[ Ding! Ding! ]

Ungh!

[ Both chuckling ]

Just trust me.
Don't check out that book.

Nobody tells me
what to do...

Aah!

...especially me.

Duh!
[ Groans ]

[ Warble! ]

Ungh!

[ Crash! ]

I'd like to
check this out.

Uncle grandpa!

The other uncle grandpas
were right,

And I can prove it.

This is video
from the future,

Showing what happens
when you check out that book

And don't return it
on time.

This book
is a week overdue.

The late fee
is 12 cents.

[ Gasps ]

[ Groans ]

Thanks for warning me,
guys.

I know exactly
where that book belongs...

In the trash.

[ Slurp! ]

[ Chomp! ]

[ Squish! ]

[ Sighs ]

Well, there's one thing
we can all agree on.

We are never setting foot
in that library.

Ever again.

You can say that again,
uncle grandpa.

Well, there's one thing
we can all agree on.

We are never setting foot
in that library, ever again!

Hey, y'all.

I'm a head over to the library
to check out a book.

You guys
want to come?

All: okay!

[ Both slurping ]

Did somebody say,
"tiny miracle"?

Nope.

Nah, we're good.

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[ Laughter ]

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Flipping their dang flip phones.

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[ Nasally ] um, hey, marvin,
did you get my text message?

It's funny
'cause it's true!

[ Laughs ]

Hey, where my 'dactyls at?

[ Hooting ]

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And I was all, "dang, girl!

I haven't seen
a hairstyle like that

Since the cretaceous period."

[ Chuckles ] no offense.

[ Laughter ]

I mean, this girl was like

Uncle grandpa: mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus!
[ Pounding on door ]

Mr. Gus! Mr. Gus!

I got to go potty.

[ Panting ]

[ Sighs ]

Announcer: and now, live from
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It's an evening with
uncle grandpa.

Mr. Gus!
We're all out of toilet paper!

[ Laughter ]