02x19 - Uncle Grandpa Babies

[bunniefuu]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

This is the greatest crisis
of my entire presidency.

There isn't a single
strawberry jelly bean in here.

Hello? Congress?

I want emergency legislation on
my desk by the end of the day.

Mr. President!
[ Breathing heavily ]

The greatest crisis
of your presidency is at hand.

No strawberry jelly beans --
already on it, boys.

Not that.
It's much worse.

He's at it again,
sir.

[ Gasps ][ gasps ]

Foreign madman!

That's right.

He's got his hands on
a m*ssile,

And it's pointed
straight at us.

And if his demands
aren't met...

[ Gasps ]

[ Imitates explosions,
g*nf*re ]

[ Clears throat ]

The m*ssile's located
in the madman's base

In foreignlandistan.

We're gonna need our top men
on this one, sir.

I'll call the marines
as soon as possible.

No!
Call the green berets!

No! Seal team 6!

No.

I know just the team
to handle this.

[ Beeping ]

Ga-ga-goo-goo.

Good morning!

™ª uncle grandpa babies ♪

™ª uncle grandpa babies ♪

™ª uncle grandpa babies ♪

™ª uncle grandpa babies ♪

媻 little bitty babies
are savin' the day ♪

媻 they're poopin' in their
pants, and it's child's play ♪

™ª uncle grandpa babies ♪

Your country has never
needed you more, babies.

With your skills
and expertise,

America will be
in good hands.

[ Crying ]

Baby lost bottle!

Oops. [ Chuckles ]
oh, well.

There -- there we go.
That's a good baby.

Now, have you all read over
foreign madman's file?

Oh, uh...

[ Munching ]

Well,
we can't actually read,

But, uh, I think we got the gist
of it from the pictures.

Good. Good.

Now, your mission is to enter
madman's compound unnoticed

And locate the missi--

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hold up, bro.

Let me see that helicopter.

Of course.
[ Chuckles ]

Mm-hmm.

[ Imitates flying sounds ]

[ Laughs ]

Me next,
pizza dough steve.

No. Little gussy
wants to play.

[ Meows ]
babies. Babies!

Now, you'll all get a turn.

Are there any questions?

Yeah, I got one.

Uh, can somebody burp
little gus?

[ Hiccups ]

I'll do it.

Upsy-daisy, little gus.

[ Chuckles ]
there we go.

[ Belches ]

[ Smacks lips ]

Thanks,
mr. President.

Sure. Sure.

Now, the helicopter
is waiting outside.

Is everybody ready to go?

Uh, not exactly.
Uh...
Oh?

I'm pooping my pants.

[ Chuckles ]

I know the words
to that song.

All right, babies.

We just crossed
into enemy territory.

The compound
is straight ahead.

This is it.

Babies, hold on
to your diapers --

In the literal sense,

'Cause it's time
to parachute-drop.

All right, let's go,
go, go, go, go, go!

See you down below,
bro.

Yeeeeeeah!

[ Sighs ]
they grow up so fast.

[ Sniffles ]

Whee!

Shh! This is
a stealth mission, remember?

Oh, right. Sorry.

Pizza dough steve!

Shh, li'l cheese.

Come on.
Not so loud.

Chill out, bro.

All right, what do we got here,
little gus?

Foreign madman's fortress
straight ahead.

[ Muffled speaking ]

Say that again.

[ Echoing ] I said,

"Hopefully, they won't notice
that we're here"!

Oops.

Way to go, bros.

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Aah! Aah!

Run!

Baby belly bag,
I need my laser rattle -- stat.

Yah, bleh, pbbbt!

[ Giggles ]

Blah!
Thanks.

It's time
to shake, rattle, and roll.

[ Rattling ]

Aaaaah!

[ Rattling ]

Aaaah!

Come out, babies!
Our ride is here!

[ Meows ]
all right!

That's what
I'm talking about!

Nice!

Want me to drive?

Nah, don't worry.
I got this.

Aah!
My bad.

You've got this, huh?

You can take
the next one.

[ Grumbles ]

[ Rattling ]

Man: aah!

Ready when you are,
little gus.

Gentlemen, with this m*ssile,

The world will be ours!

Boris! Begin the fueling!

Yes, boss.

Nothing can stop us now.

[ Laughing evilly ]

We're almost in,

But that spotlight's
gonna blow our cover.

[ Rattling ]
not anymore.

We're in.

[ All panting ]

That's where
the m*ssile is.

Yeah, but even with
the laser rattle,

We can't take on all the guards
crawling around here.

We're babies --
they'd catch us

Before we got
anywhere near that m*ssile.

Yeah, but not if they think
we're one of them.

All right, g*ng,
listen up.

We got to borrow one of those
fancy snow soldier outfits

And then infiltrate
the m*ssile hangar.

All we need
is a diaper b*mb.

That means I'm gonna need one
of you to load up your pants.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
baby uncle g.

Pizza dough steve
is way ahead of you.

Li'l cheese,
I'll see to it

That you get a medal of honor
for this.

[ Guard speaking russian ]

What the --

[ Both coughing ]

All right,
time to play dress-up.

[ Grunts ]

[ Coughing continues ]

[ Pow! Pow! Ding! ]

You okay, bartek?

Never been better,
broski.

Another day,
another gas grenade.

[ Laughs ]
am I right?

Anyhoo,
I'm gonna head inside

And see if the boss
needs anything.

Catch ya later, bro.

[ Laughs ]

Classic bartek.

m*ssile is
all fueled, boss.

Excellent!

It is time
for the launch sequence!

[ Grunts ]

Pizza dough steve,
what you got out there?

Main security door
straight ahead, bro.

All right!

Uh-oh.

This is one high-tech
security keypad, bros.

This is
not gonna be easy.

But...

It's "go" time.

[ Grunting ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

Now, with the turn of this key,

America will be destroyed
forever!

[ Beeping ]

[ Laughing evilly ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Groans ]

It's no use!

I guess america's
just gonna have to get nuked.

Or... Maybe
I could give it a shot.

Okay.

Door unlocked.

Little gus,
I'll see to it

That you get a medal of honor
for this.

[ Beeping ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

Just minutes away.

Nothing can stop
foreign madman now.

I don't know, boss.

What about
the uncle grandpa babies?

Uncle grandpa babies?

Yeah, bro.
You heard me.

Uncle grandpa babies.

Bartek,
what has gotten into you?

I'll tell you
what's gotten into me --

The uncle grandpa babies!

Impossible!

It's all over,
foreign madman.

Abort the m*ssile now!

Never!

Guards, destroy them!

Looks like we've got
some new playmates,

But it's not playtime.

It's nap time.

[ Lullaby plays ]

[ All snoring ]

Aah!

[ Pop! ]

[ Lullaby, snoring continue ]

[ Panting ]

[ Tires squeal ]
[ laughs evilly ]

He's getting away!

Baby uncle grandpa!
Wake up!

Yuhh...

Foreign madman
is getting away!

[ Gasps ]
foreign madman!

Not on my watch!

[ Panting ]

[ Pbbbbbbt! ]

Got to cancel
that m*ssile launch.

[ Gasps ]

[ Beeping ]

Baby uncle grandpa!
Come in! Come in!

Baby uncle grandpa!

What's up, little gus?

I don't mean
to be a diaper rash,

But you only got one minute

To get those launch keys
back here.

Then it's time
to kick it into high gear!

Goodbye, america!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Huh?!

Yeow!

What the --

"Baby in car"?

That's right.
Aah!

Hi. I brought you
some moo juice.

Aah! I can't see!

Yaah! Aah!

Well, gotta go.

Say hi to that pine tree
for me, okay?

[ Sproing! ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Tires screeching ]
aaaaah!

[ Crash ]

Tiny realistic
flying baby tiger,

I'll see to it that you get
a medal of honor for this.

[ Meows ]

We're almost out of time!

Think I'm gonna need
a fresh diaper, bro!

Huh-ha!
All right!

Time to save america.

Uh-oh! Wrong key!

Let's try another one,
shall we?

Well, what do you know?
Another dud.

Hurry it up!

'Kay, don't worry.

We can't lose with
this... Last... Keeeeey...

Br-br-br-br-br!

Baby uncle grandpa!

Aah!

The m*ssile!
Sorry.

Come on!

Just one turn of the key.

And this is what would have
happened to america

If foreign madman
had not been defeated.

And so today, we honor
the uncle grandpa babies

For their monumental courage
and bravery.

The whole wide world
is watching right now.

Is there anything
you would like to say?

Yeah!

I'm pooping my pants!