02x15 - Pal.0

[bunniefuu]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

Smile juice?

That's not supposed
to come out of there.

™ª oooh ♪

™ª ohhh ♪ ohhh ♪

™ª ahhh ♪ ahhh ♪ ahhh ♪

Together:
♪ ahhhhhhh ♪

That's not supposed
to happen either.

[ Ding! ]

[ Grunts, groans ]

Man, is it just me,

Or is the rv
wackier than usual today?

There must be
something wrong

With that
fossilized brain of yours

'Cause pizza steve

Doesn't see anything
out of the ordinary here.

What's up, guys?

Does the rv seem a little
too wacky today?

Too wacky?

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

[ Slurp! ]

Buh?

Reduced salt?!

Just what in the gooble
is going on here?

The rv
is all out of whack!

There must be something wrong
with pal. 0.

What's pal. 0?
What's pal. 0?

It's the rv's "processing
algorithmic logic" board,

Or pal. 0 For short.

I installed it years ago

To prevent the weirdness of
the rv from getting too unruly.

We got to get
to the bottom of this.

[ Giggles ]

Pretty cool, huh?

Now fetch me
my tools, boys!

Hammer.

Bigger hammer.

Mustard.

Oh, yeah, that's nice.

Funny, that should've
done the trick.

Um, uncle grandpa,
when you installed this thing,

Did you ever
turn the power on?

[ Chuckles ]
no, I didn't, belly bag,

But we can try it
your way, buddy,

If you think
it will help.

[ Beeping, whirring ]

Motherboard!

Greetings inhabitants.

[ Gasps ]
computer can talky mouth?!

Affirmative.
Pal. 0 Can talky mouth.

I am also competent,
streamlined,

Organized,

And proficient in optimizing
your environment and you

So you can maximize a more
efficient and normal lifestyle.

Cool!

Did you hear that,
fellas?

Pal. 0 Is gonna take care
of our little problem for us.

Well, we're gonna
get out of your hair.

What do you foolios say
to a little ice cream?

Pizza steve and mr. Gus:
yeah!
Grft: [ roars ]

Ice cream, ice cream,
here I come!

Ice cream for lunch every day
might not be the best idea.

[ All gasp ]

Pal. 0: Welcome.

I hope you don't mind.

I redecorated the rv
a little.

What have you done?!

Tacky tribal art and
inspirational quotes in frames?!

Hardwood floors?!
Wicker furniture?!!

Uncle grandpa: a rooster
sculpture in the kitchen

With multi-colored pumpkins
and an inspiration board?

This place is too boring,
even by my standards!

Yeah! Change it back
to the way it was!

Pal. 0: Oh.
Okay, I guess.

Let me
put things back to --

Oh my gosh,
what's that over there?!

Huh? Huh?

All I see
is a credenza

That doesn't match
with a single thing.

Uncle grandpa:
uhh, what happened?

Pal. 0:
Allow me to introduce

The all-new
uncle grandpa!

[ Gasps ]
my moustache!

You trimmed
my mustache!

Belly bag,
is that you?

Uh, what's left of me,
anyway.

[ Coughs ] and I'm
full of business cards!

Pizza steve:
[ groans ]
pizza steve,
is that you?

What do you mean?

Why wouldn't it be me?

Aah!
I have a chin?!

And these cheekbones
do nothing for my eyes!

Ah!

Well, this helps a little,
but still!

I highly disapprove
of this!

Pal. 0 Thinks
we're too "strange",

So he adjusted all of us to fit
into his definition of normal.

Except for tiger.

I guess
she looks normal enough.

I'm happy to see
you are all adjusting

To a more conventional
way of life.

The only thing conventional
is you!

Once I turn you
into a conventional oven!

Yeah. If you don't change the rv
back to the way it was,

I'm gonna have my attorneys

File a cease and desist order
against you!

[ Gasps ]
where did that come from?!

Spoken like a normal,
non-weird person.

See? You're getting
the hang of it.

That tears it!

I'm gonna have to
shut you down myself!

[ Zap! ]

[ Groans ]
you okay, uncle grandpa?

I never meant for this normalcy
to get so out of control.

That's it!

It's time to stand up to this
nefarious agent of conformity!

Yeah! Yeah!
[ Roars ]

Wait, what
are we doing?

We're gonna stop
the beepy robot thingy.

Yeah! Yeah!
[ Roars ]

That sounds
like a threat!

This is your last chance

To surrender to
the standards of normalcy!

You know what?

Your time-honored traditions
and routine way of life

Are no longer welcome
in this rv!

We're sick
of normals like you

Trying to mold our
weird, blocky features

Into smooth,
boring shapes.

What do you expect
to do with that?

Pound me into some bizarre,
surreal shape?

No, I'm gonna pound me into
some bizarre, surreal shape!

[ Grunting ]

[ Strains ]

[ Whiffle! ]

[ Snap! ]

Ahhh.

Back to beautiful.

Weird!

Now that's what I'm
talkin' about, uncle g.

[ Screams ]

Pizza steve is back.

Ugh...

Tiger, give me
a hand with this.

[ Snap! ]

[ Pop! ]
Yeah, that's the stuff.

That's just
beyond abnormal.

[ Squeak! ]

Pardon me, but I think you're
needed in a boardroom somewhere.

That's fine.
Not a problem.

[ Warbling ]
I'm proficient

In maximizing
your environment --

[ Zap! ]

... And you.

[ Gasps ]
from the looks of it,

Our weird antics are shortening
pal. 0'S circuits!

Thanks for clearing
that up, belly bag.

Yeah.

If I was just tuning in,
I'd be very grateful to you

For catching me up on
this particular adventure.

If he can't handle
the weird,

Then let's give
this bucket of bolts

A heavy dose
of what we're made of!

[ Silly wailing ]

[ Sputters ]

[ Roars ]

[ Sputters ]

[ Grunting ]
[ squeak! Squeak! ]

Stop that.
Stop that right now!

We need
to go weirder, guys!

Then we've got to
combine our weird forces!

I can't watch!

Even I didn't think this was
possible, but I guess it is.

How's this for your
garden-variety standards?

Does this make you
feel weird inside?

I think this is
too conventional for him.

Maybe we should
turn it up a notch.

Trying to
calculate!

Overriding weird!

Yeh-yeh-yeh-yeh-yeh

[ Honk! ]

™ª do ♪

™ª re ♪

™ª miiii ♪

™ª weeiirrd ♪

Weirdness overriding
internal circuits!

Aah!
I'm outta here!

[ Panting ]

[ Roars ]
aah!

And for the
weird de resistance,

Hit him with
some smile juice, boys.

With pleasure!

[ Screaming ]

This is uncomfortable!

More juice!
[ Boom! ]

Keep it comin', boys.

[ Beep! Blorp! ]

It's not working!

He's getting stronger!

[ All gasp ]
all: huh?

Pizza steve:
what's he doing now?

He appears to have made a shirt
out of the couch cushion.

That's pretty
unconventional.

Hey, guys and lady!

Say hello
to the new me,

Weird pal!

Welcome,
fellow weirdo!

I'm really sorry
about re-decorating the rv.

Is there any way I can
make it up to you guys?

Hmm, I guess we could

Reorganize this place
back to the way it was,

But I only clean the rv
to spontaneous music.

You know how to play
any weird instruments?

Do i?

[ Beep! Blorp! ]

How's this for weird?!

[ Accordion plays ]

Now, that is weird.

Weird pal: ♪ if you're able,
move that table ♪

™ª that's a clean-house polka ♪

™ª ceiling fan into the can ♪

™ª that's a clean-house polka ♪

™ª put the couch into a pouch ♪

™ª that's a clean-house polka ♪

媻 place looks boring,
change the flooring ♪

™ª substitute a wall or two ♪

™ª decorate then celebrate ♪

媻 all the weird things
that you do ♪

媻 'cause it's
a clean-house polka ♪

媻 oh, it's
a clean-house polka ♪

What a great song
about doing horrible chores.

You said it.

Will we ever
see you again, weird pal?

If you guys
ever need me,

I'll be in
this dresser drawer...

Forever!

Now, there goes
a weird man.

[ Warble! ]

Feed me!

Narrator: new experiences
with beary nice...

That's me!

... And hot dog person.

That's me.

I am so excited

To take a bath
for the very first time!

Are you sure
it's safe?

Of course it's safe.

It's a bath,

And it feels
beary nice.

Can I get in now?

[ Singsong ]
anh-anh-ah!

You can't
share a bath with me!

That would be weird.

Your bath
is right there.

[ Twinkle! ]

Get in there.
Time to get cl-e-e-ean!

[ Grunting ]
[ chomp! ]

[ Giggles ]
soap is slippery.

Whoopsie!

[ Flush! ]
Huh?

Aaaaah!

Whoa! Whoa!

Who-o-o-oa!

Aaaaah!

[ Growls ]

[ Chomp! ]

[ Slink! ]

Ha-ha!

You're my ticket
out of here.

I love being rich!

I'm able to buy these wonderful
alligator purses!

Oh, my!

A hot dog?
Gross.

Hot dogs
don't belong in purses,

They belong
in the ocean!

Hot dog person:
[ whimpering ]

[ Screams ]

Hmm.

All this bath-taking
has made me quite thirsty.

Butler,
bring me some water!

Butler here you are,
master nice.

Fresh from
the water bottle factory,

Just how you like it.

[ Gasps ]

Silly hot dog person,

What are you doing
in my water bottle?

Taking a bath.

That was
quite delicious.