02x14 - The Great Spaghetti Western

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Hyah!

[ Slow western music plays ]

Narrator: way out in the

West rides a lone hero -- a hero

Fightin' for justice in an

Unjust world, a hero brave

Enough to make things right, a

Man who's quick on his feet with

The courage of a rattlesnake.

Yes, sir.

You can sleep well knowin' a man

Like that is out there, keepin'

Us out of harm's way.

Uncle grandpa: yeah, thanks

For that snazzy intro,

Mysterious voice, but I can take

It from here.

Narrator: um... Okay.

Belly bag: uncle grandpa, I'm

Starving!

Uncle grandpa: I'm telling

You, belly bag, this restaurant

Is gonna change your life.

Belly bag: it better!

We've been out here for 10 days!

Uncle grandpa: just you wait,

Partner, for the place we're

Heading serves the best

Old-fashioned spaghetti this

Side of the alabamas.

I mean, at least it was good the

Last time I had it 20 years ago.

Boy, it seems like yesterday

Since I stepped into that

Restaurant in old el pasto.

[ Up-tempo piano music plays ]

The place is amazing -- homemade

Marinara and delicious spaghetti

Served 24/7.

It's a total bang for your

Silver dollar.

[ Sighs ]

I can't wait for you guys try

It.

[ Screech! ]

Well, this is the place!

[ Rock music blares ]

Hmm. I got to say, something

Looks different about it.

But as long as they're

Serving that classic spaghetti

Dish, who cares?!

[ Munching ]

Howdy!

How are y'all enjoying your

Cheesy spaghetti sliders?

Uncle grandpa: they're awful!

[ Sobbing ]

Belly bag: aww, it's okay,

Partner.

Uncle grandpa: [ sobbing

Continues ]

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: I'm so sorry, guys.

The original restaurant was

Amazing!

I don't understand how this

Possibly could have happened!

Mr. Gus: I'll tell you what

Happened.

Uncle grandpa: huh?

Mr. Gus: [ grunting ]

It was 20 years ago.

I owned the old spaghetti

Restaurant, and business was

Good -- good until pizza the kid

Showed up, that is.

He stormed the restaurant, stole

The deed, and completely

Reinvented the establishment,

Namely by lowering the quality

And raising the prices.

[ Thunder crashes ]

Yeah, pizza the kid was here to

Stay.

That restaurant was my entire

Life, and now it's gone.

Uncle grandpa: dang.

So, why don't you just track

Down pizza the kid and take your

Deed back?

Mr. Gus: I tried back in the

Day, but pizza the kid took my

Leg.

All I have now is this wooden

Stump.

Uncle grandpa: whoa!

Pizza the kid sounds like a

Horrible, horrible man!

But don't you worry, mister!

[ Grunts ]

I'll get your deed back from

Pizza the kid, with the help of

My partner belly bag and my

Trusty desert canary,

Giant realistic flying tiger.

Come on, girl!

Grft: [ roars ]

[ Hoofbeats depart ]

Wait.

So, uh... Where can we find the

Deed?

Mr. Gus: meet me at

Canyon peak at sunup, and I'll

Show y'all where to go.

Uncle grandpa: thanks!

Say, what's your name, mister?

Mr. Gus: the name's

Augustus -- augustus macaroni

Rigatoni tortellini ravioli

Fettuccine alfredo.

But you can just call me "gus."

Uncle grandpa: okay, mr. Gus.

I'll see you up on that canyon.

Last one there is a rotten cactus!

[ Giggling ]

Mr. Gus: [ grunting ]

Uncle grandpa: what took you

So long?

Mr. Gus: traffic.

Uncle grandpa: so, yeah.

Anyway, where's pizza the kid's

Hideout?

Mr. Gus: let me show y'all.

See that tiny shack yonder

Canyon wall?

That's where you'll find the

Restaurant deed.

Now, luckily, today's friday,

'Cause pizza the kid rides in to

Town every friday to collect his

Restaurant money.

So, as long as you get back with

The deed before sundown, you

Shouldn't run in to any trouble.

Uncle grandpa: mr. Gus, I

Won't let you down!

[ Whip! Whip! ]

Mr. Gus: one more thing --

Pizza the kid's got the deed

Locked away in a safe, so you're

Gonna need to blow it open.

Use these wisely, now.

Uncle grandpa: got it.

Hi-h*,

Giant realistic flying tiger!

Away!

[ Giggling ]

[ Grunts ]

All right, let's do this!

Hmm. A simple fence latch.

We better blow this thing.

[ Grunts ]

Wait here, tiger.

We're going in.

All right, let's blow that safe!

Belly bag: wait!

Uncle grandpa, that's the ice

Box!

The safe is over here!

Uncle grandpa: oh, right.

I wonder if there's any fried

Chicken in that ice box.

Belly bag: uncle grandpa!

[ expl*si*n ]

Uncle grandpa: [ munching ]

Blowing open that ice box was

One of the best decisions I ever made. Mmm!

Belly bag: you do realize

That you just wasted our final

Stick of dynamite, don't you?

Uncle grandpa: wasted?!

No way!

This chicken is off-the-chain

Delicious!

Belly bag: again, final stick

Of dynamite!

Uncle grandpa: what's your

Point, belly bag?

Belly bag: we were supposed

To blow the safe and get the

Deed, remember?!

Uncle grandpa: oh, yeah!

Belly bag: well, now what

Do we do?

Uncle grandpa: the only

Thing we can do -- use the

Process of elimination and go

Through every possible

Combination until the safe

Opens.

Belly bag: [ sighs heavily ]

Pizza steve: that's it?!

That's all?!

Are you telling me this is all

The restaurant pulled in this

Week?

Yes, sir.

That's everything.

Pizza steve: we-e-e-e-ll, if

You want to keep your job, there

Better be a bigger haul next

Week!

Do you hear me?!

Yes, sir.

You still working on those

Cheesy garlic fries, honey?

Ma'am, with all due respect,

These fries are a crime against

Humanity.

Pizza steve: what?!

[ Gasps ]

Pizza steve: what did you

Just say?!

Aaa-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba...

Pizza steve: no one

Trash-talks pizza the kid's

Cheesy garlic fries!

Go face the cactus wall.

[ Sobs ] no!

[ Whimpering ]

Pizza steve: now turn around!

I-i-i was just kiddin' about

The fries!

Honest, I was!

Pizza steve: pizza the kid

Don't take kindly to kiddin'

Around!

Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow!

Pizza steve: [ laughs ]

So, how's everyone else liking

The fries?

Both: [ chomping ]

Mmm! Good!

Pizza steve: now, that's what

Pizza the kid likes to hear!

Hah! Hyah!

[ Horse whinnies ]

Uncle grandpa: another dud.

How many more combinations are

Left to try, belly bag?

Belly bag: [ sighs ]

About 10 million.

Uncle grandpa: [ sighs ]

You know, this would have been

So much easier if we saved some

Dynamite.

But don't worry.

I got another idea.

[ Grunts ]

Okay, belly bag!

Go for it!

Belly bag: [ grunts ]

Uncle grandpa: ugh!

[ Whimpering ]

[ Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! ]

Hey, rochester!

Hey, uncle g!

Long time, no see!

Uncle grandpa: yeah.

Hey, remember that blowtorch I

Let you borrow?

I need it back.

Sure thing, uncle g!

Uncle grandpa: okay,

Belly bag!

Go for it!

Belly bag: [ grunts ]

[ Clang! ]

[ Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! ]

Uncle grandpa: thanks,

Rochester.

Anytime, uncle g!

[ Wham! ]

Uncle grandpa: [ chuckles ]

Mission accomplished, belly bag!

We got the deed, and no major

Disasters to speak of.

All right.

Let's head back to town.

Deed! Deed! Deed! Deed!

Yes, indeed! We got the deed!

Whoa, girl!

Pizza steve: hey!

Watch where you're goin',

Stranger!

Uncle grandpa: sorry.

Pizza steve: sa-a-a-y, what's

That in your hand, partner?

Uncle grandpa: oh.

Uh, nothing -- nothing but the

Restaurant deed that we stole

Back from pizza the kid's

Hideout!

Pizza steve: what?!

[ Grunts ]

Hand it over... Now!

Uncle grandpa: okay! Okay!

Pizza steve: adiรณs, amigo.

Hope you enjoy a face full of --

Belly bag: belly bag!

Pizza steve: ohh!

[ Horse whinnies ]

[ Grunts ]

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

Belly bag!

How much horsepower you got left

In you, girl?

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good, 'cause

We're gonna go get that guy, and

We're gonna do it in widescreen

Format!

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: let's go girl!

Pizza steve: [ grunting ]

Get off me, man!

Belly bag: aaaaaaaaaah!

Pizza steve: come on, bro! Get off!

Belly bag: aaaah!

Oof!

Ohhh, my face!

Uncle grandpa: gotcha!

Belly bag: thanks, uncle g!

Uncle grandpa: nothing's

Gonna stop us now!

Pizza steve: eat my prickles,

Fools!

[ Laughs ]

Uncle grandpa: yikes!

Cactus ba*ls!

Oh, man!

Ouch!

[ Grunts ]

Pizza steve: [ laughs ]

Meet you at the canyon bridge,

Dudes!

Uncle grandpa: [ groans ]

My nose.

Ohh! My hand!

Pizza the kid really means

Business!

Belly bag: maybe we should

Forget about that deed,

Uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: no!

We've come too far!

[ Grunts ]

It's time to fight cactus with

Cactus!

[ Grunts ]

Let's go!

[ Screech! ]

Pizza steve: hold it right there!

It all ends here, boys!

Uncle grandpa: you're not

Getting away with the deed

This time!

Pizza steve: too bad I just

Did!

You didn't count on me rigging

This here canyon bridge with

Tnt, now, did ya?

Uncle grandpa: you

Wouldn't dare!

Pizza steve: chh!

Yeah, I would!

[ Laughs ]

Uncle grandpa: nice try,

Pizza the kid!

Pizza steve: wait. What?

Uncle grandpa: but there's

One thing you didn't count on.

This horsey can fly!

Pizza steve: ugh! Oof!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Uncle grandpa: [ blows ]

Belly bag: nice sh**ting,

Uncle grandpa!

Uncle grandpa: thanks!

I don't know about you guys, but

I sure could go for a big plate

Of old-fashioned spaghetti right now.

Grft: [ roars ]

Narrator: and so our hero

Finally got to taste that

Mouthwaterin' spaghetti again.

Gus finally got his restaurant

Back.

He got his leg back, too.

But that's a story for another time.

Uncle grandpa: I wonder who

That guy's talking to over there.

Narrator: heh. Yes, sir.

Everything was back to normal,

And it's all thanks to that

Spaghetti-lovin' stranger who

Wandered into town.