02x12 - Hundred Dollar Gus

[bunniefuu]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]
good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning.

Pizza steve:
come on, uncle g.

Let's go, dude.

You've been in there
since the ice age.

Uncle grandpa:
just a minute, pizza steve.

I'm cleaning out
my mustache.

[ Grunting ]

Come on.
Come on!

[ Stretch! ]

[ Screams ]

All done.

[ Stretch! ]
Pizza steve.

Whatcha doin'
with my $100 bill, buddy?

Whoa, whoa, now,
uncle g.

Let's not bust
our crust now, bro.

This right here
ain't your $100 bill.

What are you
talking about?

That greenback was
in my 'stache.

That's what I'm trying
to tell you, buddy.

This greenback
is no greenback at all.

It's not?

Yeah.

This is...

Um... Uh... Uhh..
It's uhh...

Huh... It'ssssss...

It's mr. Gus.

Hmm...
But if that's mr. Gus,

Then who's that greenback
over there on our couch?

Oh, probably just some
weirdo stranger.

Weirdo stranger?

Excuse me for a moment.

[ Dialing ]
[ click! ]

Woman: police department.

Hi, cops.

Say, there's
a weirdo stranger in the rv.

Just so you know,
I blame you completely

For whatever
is about to happen.

Freeze!
After him!

Whew, that sure was scary,
wasn't it, pizza steve?

Yeah, whatever.

Mr. Gus:
don't tase me, bro! Ow!

Uncle g,
what do you say me, you,

And mr. Gus here
head over to the mall?

I've got a little moolah
to spend.

You, me,
and mr. Gus, huh?

Just you, me,
and mr. Gus.

Is there a problem
with that?

Oh, no.
No problem at all.

Good.

What should we do first?

We could play in the funzone,

Or take a ride
in the elevator,

Or help the mole people
overthrow the food court.
[ Woman screams ]

So, what do you say?

All that stuff
sounds boring.

Whoa!
Hold up, uncle g.

Mr. Gus wants to go
to the arcade.

Isn't that right,
mr. Gus?

[ As mr. Gus ]
that's right, steven.

Well, I guess so long
as mr. Gus is on board.

[ Laughs maniacally ]

Oh, you don't mind at all,
do you, buddy?

So, what do you want
to play first, guys?

Oh, um...

Say, uncle g, why don't you
go play "gorilla taxi,"

While mr. Gus and I
make some change.

Gorilla taxi?
Oh boy.

Who wants to ride my taxi?

I do!

Step on it,
gorilla taxi man.

[ Bloop! ]
[ 8-Bit music playing ]

Hey doofus, you got to tell me
where to go.

Argh!

Okay, go right.
Now go straight.

This is bananas.

Now make a left.

Turn right.
[ Chuckles ]

Oh, perfect.
Now go straight.

Okay, go right.
One hundred big ones.

That's got to be like

Pizza steve
hit the jackpot.

Now straight.
Stop sign!

Huh?
Hmm.

Whoa, nice maneuver.

We're gonna get there
in record time.

Come on.

No way!

Oh, man. Traffic.

Looks like
we're going nowhere fast.

[ Laughs ]

Stevie just got a break.
Whoa!

How'd you know about
that shortcut, gorilla guy?

[ Laughs ] now were gonna
get there even sooner.

[ Laughs ]
ugh.

Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

What the --
okay, gorilla man,

One more left turn,
and we're there.

[ Groans ]
let's try the flip side.

Ohhhhh, come on!

Get in there already!

Pizza steve?

Why're you shoving mr. Gus
into that machine?

Machine?

Oops.
[ Laughs nervously ]

I thought I was helping him
get into the little dino's room.

Sorry, dude.
We're still buds.

See?
Okay, pizza steve,
but just remember

I've got my eye on you.

O... Kay.

Man, how am I
gonna spend these ducats

If uncle g keeps watching me
like a lizard hawk?

There's got to be a way
to distract him.

Hey, uncle g,
check it -- caricatures.

Next.
[ Sighs ]

I hate my job.
I hate my job.
I hate my job.

Uncle grandpa:
hey, draw me.

Good morning.

O... Kay.

Wait. Mr. Gus,
what are you doing?

You love caricatures.
Jump in here, buddy.

Um...

[ As mr. Gus ] I think
caricatures are dumb now.

Hmm..

That doesn't sound like
something mr. Gus would say,

Unless you're not
the real mr. Gus,

And you're really just
my lost $100 bill.

[ Normal voice ]
uh, w-what's that, mr. Gus?

Mr. Gus has to go
to the little dino's room.

We'll be, uh --
we'll be right back.

So, uh,
how's it looking so far?

Not bad.

It's just like I'm looking
into a mirror,

But it's not a mirror --
it's a sketchpad.

[ Laughs ]

Yes!
Finally.

I'm gonna spend
these hard-earned buckos.

Hard earned?

You stole this money
from uncle grandpa.

W-what is going on here?

Is this my conscience trying
to tell me something?

Kind, old uncle grandpa
who treated you like family,

[ Voice breaking ] who -- who --
who took care of you

When you were sick and --
huh?

[ Cash register rings ]
I forgot --
I don't have a conscience.

Keep the change.

[ Engine turns over ]

[ Bonk! ]
U-uncle g, I --

No more words,
pizza steve.

I saw everything.

You did?

Yep.

That lady
has kidnapped mr. Gus.

We got to save him,
buddy.

Unless that isn't mr. Gus,
and it's my lost $100 bill.

[ Stretch! ]

We're coming for you,
mr. Gus!

[ Grunting ]

[ Cash register rings ]

We did it, pizza steve.

We saved mr. Gus.

Maybe we should
get out of here, uncle g.

[ Siren wails ]
cop: you! Stop right there!

Quick. Get in.

They probably want to thank me
for saving mr. Gus.

Unless, of course,
this isn't the real mr. Gus.

Just get in, will you?

Okay.
[ Tires screeching ]

[ Siren wailing, crashing ]

Pull over
your vehicle!

Pizza steve,
you're bad at driving.

You should let
mr. Gus drive.
[ Screams ]

This is your last warning.
Pull over.

[ Grumbles ] okay, then,
run them off the road.

But I'm only two weeks
from retirement.

We're all only two weeks
from retirement

Thanks to mismanagement
of our city's pension plan

For public servants.

Good morning.

We sure have been hearing
a lot about pensions lately.

And that's an awfully big word.

Who even knows what it means?

I'm no washington insider,
but I am uncle grandpa.

Hi, I'm uncle grandpa.

This election day,
I want you to remember

I'm the only candidate

About to crash into a wall
at 100 miles per hour.

[ Screams ]

[ Both groaning ]
all right, uncle grandpa.

Give us the money.
But I don't have any money.

This is my friend,
mr. Gus.

Pizza steve said so.

Tell you what --
just give me the money

And I'll let you off
with a warning.

So... If I just come clean
and admit that I lied,

Then, this nightmare
will be over?

All I have to do is tell...
The truth?

[ Cell door slams ]

This is the worst --

Locked in jail
with that weirdo stranger.

[ Sobbing ]

Hey.

What are you talking about,
uncle g?

We're... Not in jail.

We're in the rv.

And that's not a weirdo
stranger -- it's mr. Gus.

I broke him out of jail
by super-kicking the guard.

We had quite the adventure
today, huh?

I'm just glad we're back
in the rv, safe and sound.

[ Whacking ]

Good morning.

[ Clang! ]

Announcer: when the evil force
of shadow guy

Gripped the city, it's up
to four turtle brothers --

Sticks, dirtbike, handsome sam,
and more.

The kung-fu turtles!

[ Sipping ]

Ooh. I'm hungry.

Is anyone else hungry?

Should we order food?

I don't want to order
if it's just me.

Yeah,
I'm pretty hungry.

I'm not really.

Yeah, but by the time
it gets here,

You probably will be,
so just order something.

Okay,
so why'd you even ask

If you're just going
to tell me when I'm hungry?

Hey, don't start, 'kay?

Where are you
ordering from?

Uh, I don't know.
Suggestions?

What do you guys feel like?

I'll eat anything.
I just don't
want italian.

Uh, what about mexican?
Nah.

Oh, "mr. Not-hungry,"
I thought you weren't hungry.

When I'm hungry,
I don't want mexican.

What about sushi?
Ugh.

I'm mad
you even suggested that.

Well, how about thai?
Dirtbike, you want thai food?

Handsome sam,
how's thai food sound?

I already told you
I don't care.

Seriously,
I will literally eat anything.

Just hurry up and do it.

Geez, fine. I'm calling.
Get all mad.

[ Indistinct voice on phone ]

Hello, I would like to make
an order for delivery please.

Wait -- you know what?

We forgot to figure out
what we want.

Can you hold on?
You're right.

It's better to call you back.
I know you're very busy.

Yea-- co-- I know that was silly
of me, geez. Okay, bye.

Well,
we can't order from there.

I just
totally embarrassed myself

In front of that man
on the phone.

Now we got to find
another thai place.

What's that other thai place?
With the orange door?

Okay, did you get all that?

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

One order
of pineapple fried rice,

Hold the pineapple,
green papaya salad,

Beef waterfall, extra water,
jungle curry,

Fish maw soup, double maw,

Shoo shee giant shrimp,
larb and uh -- I'm sorry, what?

Hold on a sec.

Hey guys, why are we called
the kung-fu turtles again?

Announcer:
kung-fu turtles!

That was quite delicious.