04x22 - The Cabin Show

[bunniefuu]

Hill shoots! It's good!

Pistons win!

Yes! Yeah.

Whoo!

All right. That's the game, doll!

Got to go to work.

O.k. Oh!

Hey, tommy.

Hey, gina.

Hey, baby.

Whazzup?

Guess where he's going?

He ain't got no job, man!

Bye.

I didn't mean to upset you. Damn.

He can't upset me

'Cause, baby, I got some good news.

Me and pam got the johnson account--yes, we did--

For our firm. Yes, we did.

Go ahead, boo.

My boss is so happy

He's letting us use his cabin

In the chippewa woods.

The chippewa woods?

Oh, yeah. The chippewa woods,

And, baby, an old indian legend says

That if you kiss under the chippewa waterfall,

You're going to stay in love forever.

W-w-when we going to go?

This weekend, baby.

We can go canoeing. We can go hiking.

Oh, gina! Damn.

Got to stop you right there, baby.

The pistons are a game away from the playoffs.

They need me right now.

I can't sell out on them now.

There is a tv in the cabin, so don't even try it.

I can watch it there.

Since pam is going to be there,

Why don't you invite tommy?

Then he could watch with me.

I'll be glad that pam will be there, too.

You'll be glad that pam's there?

Baby, we're going to be in the woods.

We might need somebody that can talk...bear.

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♪ Martin ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah, yeawhazzup!♪

♪ I'm the man ♪

Tin ♪♪

[Knock on door]

I'll get it.

Hello.

Howdy-do.

I'm ranger rick.

Ready to take your guided tour

Of the chippewa indian trail?

No. We weren't scheduled till :.

Ooh, golly.

Well, it looks like someone's made a boo-boo.

This is the last tour of the day.

It's now or never.

Let's go now.

We'll have a hard time

Pulling martin away from that game.

Don't you worry about that

'Cause mama's going to handle this.

Y'all wait outside.

I get it.

You two are about to do the freaky deeky, huh?

Well, I'll, uh, we'll be right outside.

Yeah. Please.

Who the heck?

Freaky deeky?

Honey?

Gina, what are you doing?

We need to go right now.

Got to. It's the last tour.

Gina, if you think I'm missing this game,

Somebody done told you wrong.

Well, if this game is more important than me,

Then fine, martin.

Watch your little stinky game!

I don't even care!

Aw, I'm glad you understand, boo.

Nobody like my baby, you know that?

Say what?

Step to the side.

I thought you...

Oh, no. You must be out your mind. Uh-uh.

All right, gina. Fine. I'm coming, o.k.?

Because I love you more than anything in the world.

That's better.

That's my sweet baby that I know so well.

What is that?

A portable tv.

I love you, gina,

But I'll be damned if I miss this game.

Give me this. You don't need--

I can't believe you.

Grant hill, top of the key,

Shoots! Scores!

Oh! Yeah!

And this is where the chippewa indians

Defeated the cleveland indians...

- In an extra-inning game.

Ha ha ha!

That's a--that's a little ranger humor.

Any questions?

Oh, hell, no!

Is there a problem, mr. Payne?

They just called a foul on grant hill, man.

If you're going to watch the game,

At least quiet down so we can hear him.

If you just look through these trees over here,

You'll see the main chippewa campground.

Move! Move! I want to see.

Let me see.

Would you move out the way?

You're messing up my picture.

You should get good reception

With your satellite dish ears.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Pam, are you all right?

Ow! Ouch!

I think I sprained my ankle.

Damn your ankle.

You smashed my tv!

Oh! Wah!

Just take it easy, pam.

Wait! Don't touch it!

I don't think it's broken, pam.

Damn if it ain't broken! Look at it!

The antenna go this way! This is all--

Martin! Martin!

We'd better ice this right away.

You keep hiking.

I'll carry pam back to the cabin.

Damn that. I'll take her back.

You just want to take her back

So you can watch that stupid basketball game.

Gina!

How can you say that?

I care about pam more than anything in this world.

You know that.

When pam hurts, I hurt.

Now, let's get back to the cabin...

Holly scary!

Tommy, I don't want to mess up your trip.

I'll just go with him.

Let's go, pam!

O.k., Hold on.

Martin, what about the waterfall?

Once I get back to the cabin,

We'll have all the waterfalls you want.

We'll take a shower together, o.k.?

So you don't want to kiss me at the waterfalls?

Let me get pam back to the cabin,

And I'll drive back to the waterfalls.

O.k.

Come on. Come on. Let's roll, mugsy bogues.

Ooh!

Damn!

What?

Is--is that your breath,

Or is there a dead deer around here?

Just come on. Hold me.

Let ranger rick show you a little shortcut.

Just go down the trail here...

I got to--oh damn!

Ow! You're not leading me well.

I am.

You're hurting me.

Ow! A branch got me in the a-a...uh...

Oh, martin, please! Oh!

Martin, slow down, all right?

I twisted my ankle, remember?

There you go, pam.

Always thinking of yourself.

Hey, look, pam, come on.

I got to get back to see the pistons' game.

Forget the pistons. I need time to rest.

You know what?

That ranger is whack.

He said we'd be back in minutes.

We've been walking over an hour.

That's true.

What happened to that stupid creek he said we'd cross?

I don't know. Why you asking me?

I thought you camels could sniff your way to water.

Shut up, martin. Now.

Come on. This is serious.

We done passed this rock three times.

I think we're lost!

I'm in the land of the lost!

You are.

And I'm stuck with a damn dinosaurus!

Shut up!

Ah!

How the hell we get stuck in the woods, pam?

How dare you ask.

I said, "make a left at the bridge."

No! Your fickle behind just had to make the right!

Everybody don't know the woods like you, grizzly adams.

That's enough of your small talk.

Let's just worry about how we're getting back.

Why? Why?

Ain't no way.

I done missed the whole damn game anyway.

There is a way 'cause I'm out of here--

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

I hurt my leg!

I can't walk anymore, martin.

The only way I'll get out of here

Is if you carry me.

Well, good luck.

Uh...

Enjoy the scenery...

'Cause I ain't carrying jack.

Get back here!

You just can't leave me here alone!

Why not, pam? You're in the woods.

You're among friends.

Look at this. Damn.

[Wolf howls]

[Howling]

What the hell?

Is it like that?

Just because I left you,

You going to call your cousins on me?

[Howling]

Oh, no. Help.

[Howling] help!

Mm-hmm.

All right.

Thankyou,ranger ron.

O.k., What's happening?

Well, they're not at the first-aid station.

So what does that mean?

It can mean one of two things--

They've been eaten by bears,

Or they've been eaten by wolves.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha--eh...

That's just a little more ranger humor.

Look here, jolly ranger.

We don't need any more of your humor, o.k.?

It is getting dark!

We have to do something now!

Okey-dokey.

We'll send out a search party

And find them in the morning.

That's my husband and my best friend!

No, no! We're going out there now!

All righty.

First we have to take the ranger oath.

If you don't take your fake smokey-the-bear,

Corny, joke-telling a*s out there

To find my peeps,

You're going to need a search party.

Ahem. Ahem.

That's the oath.

Oh, that's the oath!

That's the damn oath!

O.k., Here we go. All right.

Damn. I can't believe this.

We been out here all this time,

And they ain't sent no search party or nothing.

It's cold, and I'm hungry.

You mean to tell me

You ain't got no scoobie snacks,

No snausages, nothing?

Stop talking about food!

You're making me hungry!

Oh, girl...

I sure could go

For a hot dog with mustard right about now.

Damn! I'm so hungry,

I could eat a horse.

Oh, man! This is the absolute worst!

I'm stuck in the woods...

With a evil troll!

Stop the crying!

Cut that crying out, girl!

I said, cut that crying out, pam.

Now, we got to be men about this.

Shut up!

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

I just thought about something.

Get my knapsack.

I think I put a candy bar in it this morning.

I'll share it with you.

It's in your bag?

Yeah. Look in it, the outside pocket.

Side pocket?

Somewhere in there.

O.k., Side pocket.

Did you find it yet?

[Muffled] no.

Mm-mm.

Mmm.

Martin, did you find it yet?

No. Ain't--ain't no candy over here.

Martin!

I didn't eat nothin'!

It's too cold to eat out here anyway.

What's the matter?

You didn't shed your winter fur yet.

As much as this idea turns my stomach--

Ugh-gag...

Baby, uh...

We should get closer together

So we can keep warm.

What?

Ain't that much cold in the world

Have me snuggling up with you.

I'd rather freeze to death.

Man!

Well, fine! That's exactly what you're going to do

'Cause I'm the one with the coat!

Oh!

Yeah. I thought so.

Come on in, brother.

Come on in.

Aw, damn!

Oh!

Nobody want to touch you.

Just bring the coat around a little more.

Right.

Oh.uhh...

This ain't working, pam. I'm still freezing!

All right. All right.

Ugh-gag!

What?

Well, here's another idea.

What?

Maybe we should put our--

Put our arms around each other?

Ugh-gag!

Ugh-gag!

Maybe you're right.

We the only ones out here.

Watch the way you touch me.

Please. I am trying to watch the way I touch you.

O.k.?

Uhh...

Eh...

Ooh!

Know what, pam?

What?

This is working.

Yeah.

Your winter fur is keeping us warm, girl!

Shut up, martin!

Wait! I just remembered something.

Pass me my knapsack.

Pass me the knapsack.

You got something--what?

Come here.

What? What?

Check it out.

Check it out!

Girl, what you doing with a bottle of wine?

sh**t. I came up here to get my party on.

Crack that thing open. You know what I mean?

Let me get a swig so I can keep warm.

Let me get my swig on.

Dang!

Ah!

Are you there?

Whoo!

Ugh.

Get off me.

I'm trying to help you.

Hey, you know what?

The landlord just turned the heat on!

O.k. It's a b*mb, huh?

Yep.

Let me get a swig of that.

Say your prayers.

Bleeta-la-deep. Beelta-la-deep.

Ah!

F-f-f-f!

It's good.arf!

Farf!

Farf!

Aah!

Feels good.

Now they got to hurry and come get us now.

Why is it that every time we go away,

Something bad happens?

Whew! Remember that time we got stuck on that island...

Oh, yeah.

And that little rat, possum, puppy thing...

I remember that.

Attacked us?

Yeah. We beat his behind, too.

We tore him up. We tore him up.

Guess what?

What?

I think that rat...

Mm-hmm?

Puppy...

Uh-huh?

Possum thing is back, pam.

What you talking about?

Look to your right.

Oh, no!oh!

Oh, he's moving closer.

O.k.

Now I go to the .

I go to the .

I go to the !

Beat his behind!

Rah!

Show him who's boss, martin!

Rah!come on!

Oh!

Beat him!

Beat him!

Go for it, martin!

Go for it!

Go for it! Rah!

Martin, I appreciate you

For saving me from that--

Whatever the heck it was,

But I'm still freezing.

I still may be cold,

But I ain't hungry no damn more.

I'll tell you that.

Baby, you full.

Hey, I don't even know what it was.

Me, neither.

But it was good down the mug.

I'll tell you that.

Good.

It ain't had no seasoned salt on it or nothing.

You know what, martin?

Yeah?

Since there is a chance

That we might not make it out of here,

I just want to say that, uh...

Kuhh!

I don't really hate you.

Oh, pam...

Aw, girl, that's a nice thing for you to say.

Well, I'm nice sometimes.

Ah!

F-f-f-f!

But I don't hate you, either.

Aw.

You know?

That's so sweet, martin.

No doubt. No doubt.

Just as long as nobody can hear us.

Well, you know I always talk about you being short?

Yeah.

I realize there's a lot of other brothers

Shorter than you.

I mean, they all-- they all in the circus.

When I call you a bowlegged, bucktoothed horse...

Yeah. I know that one.

Girl, you ain't that bowlegged.

Oh, martin, that's so sweet.

That's real. That's real.

That's real.

You know what I'm saying?

You know how I talk about your ears being so big,

Even though they are big as circus tents?

But check it out, bro.

They really do fit your peanut head.

Oh, that's cold.

I was born that way.

You can't help it.

You know when I said

That your breath smelled like old bus seats?

I remember that one.

Now--now--now--now, don't get me wrong.

Uh-huh?

It's bad...

O.k.

But it ain't that bad.

You know, got a little odor now and then, though.

Martin, I'm really touched.

'Cause that is the nicest thing you ever said to me.

You deserve it, girl.

Oh, man.

I got something else to say to you, too, pam.

I'm glad gina got you as a best friend.

Oh, martin.

Well, truth is

I wish I had somebody to take care of me

The way you take care of gina.

Straight up?

That's straight up. Go.

No doubt?

Oh, don't cry.

Don't cry.

Oh, say. Hold up.

Oh, breathe.

Breathe.

You know, I just get a little misty, pam.

That's one of the nicest things

You ever said to me, pam.

You're arguing with me all the time.

I know.

Don't cry.

Hey, look...

Give me love?

Come on.

Oh!oh!

Look at this.

Tommy, oh, my god!

I wish I had a camera for this moment.

Martin, baby!

Get off!get off!

Watch it!

Bring it on!

That's enough.

Oh, baby!

Gee, I thought you two would be frozen solid by now.

You o.k.?

I'm all right.

Yeah. We all right.

We just a little cold. That's all.

I knew this moment would come!

I knew you would take care of each other!

My husband and my best friend

Hugging like they love each other.

No, baby. We wasn't hugging.

She was trying to put me in a headlock.

Shut up!

Hey, tommy, tommy...

O.k., Uh...

Be honest with me, man!

Who won the game?

I don't know.

When we left they were in triple overtime.

I don't believe this.

I'm missing the best game

In basketball history, baby!

I know.

I know, martin!

Let's go back to the cabin.

I'll make it up to you.

What tlc say?

Don't be chasing waterfalls, gina.

Yeah, I know. I know. I know.

Let's just go home, o.k.?

Ew!

What?

Baby, what's going on?

Have you been drinking?

Well, I had a taste or two.

Ew.

But you would, too, gina.

If you were stuck in a real life horror movie

With silence of the pam,

What would you do?

Hang on! Don't leave us!

You'll eat all kinds of dinosaur meat.

Don't leave us!

Rah!go, martin!

k*ll him!

k*ll him!

k*ll him!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Get--

k*ll him!

k*ll him!

Aah!

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