04x16 - You're All I Need

[bunniefuu]

Ooh, baby, we should start every morning like that.

Yeah, gina, the way you were yelling my name,

The neighbors don't need no alarm clock.

Ha ha! Be quiet, martin.

So what you doing today?

Are you going to get your hair done?

Martin... Why do you ask? You don't like it?

It ain't that. It's just that it's all over the place,

That's all.

If you weren't so busy running your fingers through it,

It wouldn't get all messed up.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hit a sore spot.

I'll change the subject.

You still going shopping today?

You don't like my clothes anymore?

Baby, you're being paranoid over nothing.

What's wrong with you?

You know what? Ever since me and pam

Went to see waiting to exhale, I have noticed--

Aw, damn!

I've noticed that you haven't been appreciating me

Like you used to when we first got married.

I love you just the same

As I did when we first got married, if not more.

Prove it.

You want me to prove it?

Uh-huh.

Damn.

What are you--

All right.

Uh, there it is. I proved it.

Proved it? How?

Gina, I just kissed you.

Your morning breath is smelling like old timberlands.

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♪ Martin ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah, yeawhazzup!♪

♪ I'm the man ♪

Tin ♪♪

Cole. Why are you always in my refrigerator, man?

'Cause you be having the b*mb snacks, y'all.

They're great.

Instead of going through my refrigerator,

You should be job hunting. Didn't you get fired?

True that, true that,

But listen, whenever I hear about a job,

They always want me to come for an interview.

Like I got that kind of time to waste.

They're hiring down at my job.

Well...h-how about hooking a brother up, tommy?

Well, it's as good as done.

Tommy. How you going to hook a brother up with nothing?

I'll pick you up on my way to work.

Make sure you're wearing a suit, a tie...

And a blindfold.

O.k. If I get the job,

Maybe we can all go out and celebrate tomorrow night.

Ah, no. No. Not tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night I'm having dinner

With jim bozack and his wife.

You're having dinner with mr. Jim bozack

From big bozack productions?

That brother is large!

Word up. What you having dinner with him for?

He's looking for a host for this late-night talk show.

Right, right. Uh...

You's already got your own talk show.

Yes, I do, cole.

They need to give you your own talk show

'Cause you talk too damn much.

Yak yak yahh yahh yahh.

All right!

Yeah.

Hey, martin. Hope you did your homework, man,

'Cause mr. Bozack ain't no joke.

Neither am i. They say he like to give his wife

Anything she wants.

All I got to do is flatter her,

And I'm in there like swimwear.

Ha ha ha ha! Right. Yeah.

Sound like you got it all worked out.

O.k. I'll see y'all

On saturday when we come over

To watch the basketball game.

Tommy, check this out. About that job, right?

Finding a blindfold ain't going to be no problem at all.

Where the hell am I going to find a suit at?

Cole, try the short and thick men's store.

I'm sure they'll have something

In your size. Now, step.

Um, gina, don't you need to go home

And get ready for that dinner with the bozacks?

Yeah. I'm just checking out these new fashions.

Sisters today just don't care.

Look at this. Everybody's running around half-nekkid.

That's the style if you're single.

No, girl, that's the style if you're stank.

Wait. What you so interested in fashions all of a sudden for?

Well, I'm trying to get martin to notice me.

What are you talking about?

He hasn't been complimenting me like he used to.

He just wants to hang out with tommy and cole.

That doesn't mean anything.

It doesn't mean anything? Check this out, then.

Check this out.

He's wearing new cologne.

Damn it! Call johnny cochran!

You think he's seeing somebody else?

Gina, your mind is playing tricks on you, girl.

Shorty doo-wop loves you.

Yeah. You know what's right.

You're right. I'm bugging. I'm bugging.

I'm just going to be myself.

Be yourself.

What should I wear tonight, girl? Heels? Flats?

No, no. Whatever you do, do not wear heels.

You want martin to look like your husband, not your son.

That wasn't funny.

Oh, gina, baby, you ain't dressed yet?

Come on, gina. We got to go.

I'm almost ready.

How are you almost ready

When you ain't got on no clothes, gina?

I can't decide which to wear.

Which one do you like?

I don't know, gina. Whatever.

Martin, which one?

Wear that one.

That one looks good.

We're running late. Come on.

Martin, you didn't even look.

I don't have to look.

I trust your judgment.

Oh, really?

Well, what about this, baby?

You like this on me?

Oh, yeah. Wear that one.

That's the b*mb.

Martin, it's a blanket.

You didn't even look at the outfits.

Why don't you bring both of them?

Halfway through dinner,

You can change in the bathroom.

Ahh.

My brother.

Why you wearing new cologne?

The same reason you're wearing two dresses.

Meet you in the car. Let's go.

Hwakik!

Thank you.

Thanks for pulling my chair out for me, martin.

Oh, my bad.

Let me get that.

Baby, I'm sitting already.

Then what are you complaining about, gina?

You have ignored me all the way over here.

How can you say that? We argued all the way.

That's because you haven't been paying me any attention.

What is it?

What is the problem?

You're not attracted to me?

Baby, please.

Gina, you are so fine to me,

I don't notice other women.

Hi, martin. We're the bozacks.

Damn!

Oh, thank you.

Well, martin, you're quite the gentleman.

Well, I got to look out for the ladies.

And you are most definitely that.

Oh, oh, excuse me.

Um...

This is my wife gina.

Gina, this is mr. And mrs. Bozack.

Please, just call us jim and lena.

Pleased.

Lena?

Now, is that like lena horne?

Yeah.

I bet you can sing a little something something, huh?

My wife was right.

You're just what we need for our show.

You're a natural.

When we get home, that's his natural a*s.

You say something, baby?

Oh, no. I was just saying

I can't wait for the natural to come back.

Perms are hard on the hair.

You know what I'm talking about, girl.

Lena, when it comes to dressing,

My wife can throw down.

Oh, martin.

But that dress you got on

Is straight out of the magazine.

Why, thank you. I made this myself.

Man, this is nothing.

Lena designs all her own clothes.

I'm thinking about opening a boutique for her.

Her own boutique?

Won't that be a little expensive?

Well, hey, now.

Money is no object where my wife is concerned.

Her every wish is my command.

Ain't that right, le-le, huh?

Yes, it is, binky.

Who the hell is binky?

It's just a little nickname I have for jim.

Don't you have names for martin?

Oh, yes. I have a lot of those.

And believe me, he'll hear them later.

Gina, baby.

Did you hear what she said?

She makes her own dresses, baby.

Looks like she hasn't finished working on that one.

Gina, you ain't got to get no attitude.

You better leave me alone.

Uh, lena,

Can you hook my wife up with a dress?

No, stank you.

I mean thank you.

No, thank you.

No, no. That's really not my style.

So, uh, martin,

I heard that when it comes to talk shows,

You're the man.

Oh, so you like to watch the show, huh?

Uh, no, but my wife is a huge fan,

And whatever baby likes, I like.

That's right, martin.

I told binky how funny you were.

That's right. She did.

So, uh, come on, man.

Say something funny. Come on.

Y'all what, you going to put me right on the spot?

Something funny.

I got it, right?

That's right.

Gina, is there a problem?

Can we order? I am really hungry.

I'm ready to eat. Can we do that, please?

Good idea, gina. I'm starving.

Martin, you suggested this place.

What would you recommend?

Well, the chicken, uh, sounds good.

Well, in that case,

I recommend the stuffed breast.

Oh-h*, oh!

My bad!

That's my bad.

And in your case,

I recommend the raw steak for your eye

'Cause you're going to need that.

My bad.

[Martin] uh...

Gina, can I holler at you for a minute?

Uh-huh. You sure can.

Excuse us.

Hey, gina,

You're not acting like yourself.

Look who is talking, dr. Giggles.

This is the most important dinner of my career.

Don't you want to see me get ahead?

Yes, martin.

Come on, baby, give me that smile.

The pretty smile.

That's my girl.

That's my girl. Come on.

Yeah, but damn.

Is, um, everything all right?

Oh, yeah. Everything's fine.

Ain't that right, boo?

Yes, that's right. Everything's just peachy.

Yeah. I just have a slight headache, that's all.

Martin, where are you from?

I was born here in detroit.

And yourself?

I'm from long island,

And le-le is from ohio.

What part would that be,

Cleavage?

I mean, I mean, I mean cleveland, ohio.

Excuse me, I have to use the ladies' room.

Oh, wait a minute, girl. I'll go with you.

Say, martin,

Is everything all right?

Gina seems a little disturbed.

You're not in the doghouse, are you, man?

Oh, no, man, no.

Gina's fine. She's just got a little headache.

Everything be cool once we get home.

Yeah. Everything be cool.

Come on, gina.

You know--

I can't sleep here with my bad back.

Oh, really, baby?

Then why don't you see a chiropractor

In cleavage, ohio!

That's cleveland, ohio, gina!

Cleveland!

This don't make no damn sense.

Let's toast to a very sexy new friendship.

[Frantic banging on door]

Um, why don't you wait right here?

Just keep looking sexy for me, all right?

I'll be right back.

Now what is it!

What do you want?

I got to talk to you now.

Not now, gina.

Excuse me, my brother.

I got to talk to my best friend.

It's real important, too.

I'm really sorry the date went so badly.

She'll call you, though.

What the hell?

I was about to get me some.

Pam...

I got to talk to you about martin.

What is the problem?

Something is up with him.

Well, we know it ain't his height.

That was funny.

You be serious for one minute!

Just one minute.

What is it?

Girl, we went to dinner last night, right?

Martin didn't pay any attention to me.

But he was surely snigglin', gigglin', and cheesin'

All up in mrs. Bozack's face.

What does the heifer look like?

Exactly.

She ain't all that.

What are you worried about, then?

I'm lying!

She was beautiful. She was bad, pam.

She could be miss u.s.a.

Dag, that's messed up, g.

You know what the worst part is?

He didn't even apologize yet.

Pam, all he is interested in

Is watching that stupid basketball game with his friends.

I think I'm losing my fire, girl.

You know what you got to do?

You got to fight fire with fire.

Girl, what do you suggest?

Yeah!

Reminds me of me.

Man, these college basketball players got mad skills.

These boys play like the pros.

I bet they get paid a grip.

No, cole. It's college.

They don't get paid nothing, man.

Now, you see,

That's exactly why I didn't go to college.

You hear me?

After all that hard work,

The last thing I would do is work for free.

Cole, you's a--

Ma--martin, don't.

Don't let him get to you, man.

Cole, a mind is a terrible thing to waste...

If you had a damn mind to waste.

Well, now, tommy, I didn't waste my mind

When I got that job yesterday, now did i?

W-wait a minute.

Somebody actually hired you?

Oh, yeah.

I got a job working with tommy.

Working with tommy?

Yup.

When do you start, cole?

I don't know.

Where's the office at, cole?

I don't know.

Well, what do you do, cole?

Same thing as tommy.

Same thing as tommy?

Yup.

Then you ain't got no job, man.

Hey, wait a minute. Speaking of jobs,

How did that dinner go?

You ain't heard?

I'm like a man smoking at a gas station.

What that mean?

I'm about to blow up!

Hi, everybody.

Martin, I brought some snacks

For you and your friends.

Tha-thanks, baby.

Oh, he just dunked it.

Tommy, did you see that?

I saw that. You see gina?

I don't think you've seen her quite like this.

You know, you guys can throw this

On the counter, right here.

Gi-gina!

What the hell are you doing?

Have you been drinking?

No, winky.

I just came from shopping.

Who the hell is winky?

None of your business.

Where you been shopping at, gina?

Thesoul train garage sale?

Watch out.

Put this on.

I say put it on.

Martin.

What the hell are y'all looking at?

Can I get you guys anything?

Yeah. Kick down your sister's digits.

Martin, your wife is the b*mb!

Bu-buckwhite, you checking out my wife?

Y'all checking out my wife?

That's it. That's it.

Halftime show is over.

Y'all got to get out. Get to steppin'.

This way. Step.

Get to moving. Going too slowly now.

Get out of here with that nonsense.

How dare they?

That's wrong. Straight up wrong.

Cole, that goes for you, too,

And take peeping tom with you. Step.

Step. Just step.

Martin, what's the problem?

What's the problem?

You're the problem, gina.

Coming here, wearing all that--

That nothing.

Oh, really?

Well, when mrs. Bozack was wearing nothing,

You thought she was all that.

Oh, a-h*--h*.

Oh, yeah, remember?

Remember?

Is that what this is all about?

It ain't like that, o.k.?

I did that to get on mr. Bozack's good side.

S-so mrs. Bozack doesn't do anything for you?

Gina, please.

Baby, I like my woman classy,

Not showing all the assy.

Martin, I'm sorry.

The only reason men go for women like that

Is because they're insecure.

They need somebody to make them look good.

Is that right, martin?

Well, I guess this doesn't make you look too good,

Now does it?

Uh, mr. Bozack.

Mrs. Bozack.

How long y'all been out there?

Long enough to know that you're not hosting our new show.

This was your contract.

Come on, binky. Forget about him.

He wasn't that funny anyway,

And he's much shorter in person.

You going to let her talk to you like that?

I know you ain't going to.

You know what?

My wife may not have

All that fine body like you,

And it is fine,

But at least she keeps it real!

At least she keeps it real!

What?

What did I do now, gina?

Oh, baby.

What is this love thing all about?

Damn contract.

Gina, if you let me exain, o.k.,

There's different kinds of fine, baby.

Then you'll be just fine sleeping on the couch.

Mama.

No, no, no, not till tomorrow, fellas.

All right, ready?

Here we go.

Oh, damn, sorry. Not tomorrow, fellas.

Neither am i.

I checked it out.

Oh, man, please. Neither am i.

A-all right.