01x13 - Two of a Kind / Stand Up and Cheer

[bunniefuu]

♪ We're the care bears

♪ We want you to know

♪ There's a place where we love to go ♪

♪ Follow us there

♪ We're gonna start the show ♪

♪ The caring never stops, you got a friend in care-a-lot ♪

- ♪ Ahh - ♪ care, 1, 2, 3

- ♪ Ahh - ♪ there's no place we'd rather be ♪

♪ We are the care bears

♪ We are the care bears

[Banging and hammering]

Grumpy: uh-oh.

- Whoa.

- Bobbling blunderbits!

[Groans, grumbles]

I'll never get this sparkle sprayer working

In time for the summer picnic.

- It looks good to me, grumpy.

[Sizzling]

Oh.

I see what you mean.

- Well, the problem is the machinery's so complicated,



- Then let's get you a little help.

[Cranking]

- Surprise!

- Aah!

[Groans]

- We're here to help.

- Whoa, this machine is huge.

- Uh, wh-wh-what do all these switches do?

- Naah! Stop that!

- Whoa!

Grumpy: this is very delicate machinery.

- [Grunts]

- Well, why don't you show us

What you'd like us to do first, grumpy?

- [Struggling]

- Oh, all right!

There's no room for mistakes.

Here's what the sparkle sprayer needs to look like.

- [Struggling]

- So everybody get to work!

- Whoa! [Splat]

- Except you. You just...

Watch.

- Yes, sir!

- What's a dual-clasp vice miter?

- I wanna help grumpy, but how?

- Well, I bet it would make grumpy's job easier

If we moved all his tools closer to him.

- Yaah.

Poik! Ohh!

Eech! Oh!

Ohh!

Ow! [Groans]

Blubbering bollywogs!

Who moved all this stuff in my way?

Eep!

Wh-what are you doing?!

- Pink makes it look more cheerful.

- [Shudders] it's not supposed to be cheerful!

It's supposed to work!

Stop it! Stop!

You're using the wrong gears!

Oh, now I have to redo everything myself.

[Noisemaker]

- Surprise!

- Do you like the streamers?

I think they make the machine way more fun.

- Why are you wasting time on streamers?

None of you are helping at all!

Everything is wrong!

Can't you just do things the grumpy way?

- We'd like to help the grumpy way,

But we don't know what you want.

- Unless our jobs are supposed to be a surprise.

- I don't have time to baby-sit all of ya and build a machine.

- It would go a lot faster if you'd just tell us how to help.

- You really want to help me?

Then find the door and leave!

I can do this by myself!

Humph. I didn't need their kind of "help" anyway.

- [Sighs]

Uh-oh.

[Grunts]

Whoa!

[Groans]

Oop. Heh.

And I suppose there might be room for improvement in my design.

Maybe I do need some help.

[Noisemaker]

Some grumpy help.

[Grunting]

Whew!

I knew I'd need this old hunk of junk someday.

[Thunder]

[Whistle blows] heh.

[Whoosh]

- About time you called me.

We've got a lot of work to do

If we wanna get that sparkle sprayer done in time.

- [Chuckles] now that's the kind of help I need.

- Hmm. Not very good plans, but I guess they'll do for now.

- Hey, what do you mean by that? I designed this sparkle sprayer!

- Why don't you go organize your bolts

And let me get some real work done here?

[Cranking]

- [Grunts] why, who does that cloud-brain think he is?

Acting like I'm not doin' real work.

Not lettin' me help.

- What are you doing?! - Aah!

Oh! [Stammers]

- That's not the right way to refit a ratchet.

- B-but i--

- Get back to work! If you can handle that.

- Humph. Wow.

I never knew I was so...

Grumpy.

Is that how I sounded to my friends?

Naah. [Whoosh]

Nah, I was just trying to get the job done right.

- Is this the guy you were talkin' about?

- Hey, I didn't say you could make another copy!

- That's why I didn't ask you.

He just doesn't know how to do things the grumpy way.

- But--what?! I invented the grumpy way!

- [Grunts] go tell it to someone who cares.

- Bu-bu-but we care! We're care bears!

- No, we're getting the job done.

We don't have time for things like caring.

- Or baby-sitting.

- But--but i--

W-w-waah!

[Grunts]

Hey!

Let me in!

Oh, nattering nimblesticks!

You have to listen. You're me!

[Rope skipping] [gasps]

Cheer. [Panting] I need some real help.

Oh, you can't believe how rude I am.

I--i mean, they were. I mean--i mean--ohh.

- Whoa. Slow down, grumpy. What happened?

- Well, um, I made copies of myself.

But they didn't listen to anything I said,

And they wouldn't even let me help!

- That sounds familiar.

- Oh. Was I really that bad?

- [Giggles] you were worse.

But we figured you didn't mean it.

- Uh, sorry about that.

I guess you probably never want to help me again, huh?

- Well, you did hurt my feelings earlier, and that made me angry.

But I can understand how it must feel to be kicked out of your own workshop.

Of course I'll help you. We're still friends.

- Good, because I need to get back into my garage.

We'll have to sneak up on those grumpy copies,

And I know the way in. Let's go.

- Uh, grumpy, I think we'll be able to help you better

If you give each of us something to do.

- Uh, oh, ok.

Cheer, we'll need some ropes to climb down into the workshop.

And we'll need tools to get the secret door open.

Can you find some, share?

- Uh-huh.

- Oh, oh, oh. What about me? What about me?

- [Sighs] you could be in charge of making sure our plan is a surprise.

- Ooh hoo hoo! My favorite!

[Thunder]

- Yep. Heh. Let's get to work.

[Struggling]

It worked!

Uh, thank you, funshine.

- Great! Now we'll never finish this machine.

My way is faster!

- Well, my way is better!

- Oh, yeah? Well, my way is faster and better.

Your way is slower and dumber.

- Oh, yeah?! Well, says you!

[Both arguing]

- Surprise!

- Bah! Uhh!

Oh, that was...

Uh, different than I planned, surprise.

[Chuckles]

But good.

- Great. Now we'll never finish this machine.

- I can't finish anything working with you.

- Um, I don't think I'm gonna need your help anymore.

- Thank goodness. Have you ever tried to work with this guy?

- Me?! But you were the one doin' everything wrong!

- Uh, I was doing things the grumpy way!

- Ugh.

Even I was startin' to get sick of myself.

Well, I guess I owe you an apology.

You were all doin' me a favor out of friendship,

And I wasn't bein' too friendly about it.

- That's ok, grumpy. We understand.

- Besides, you were a great leader this time.

- Really? Heh. Thanks,

Because I was wonderin' if you'd help me with somethin' else.

- Working on your machine?

- Nope. Playin' a big game of belly-badge ball in the park.

- That depends. Will we have to play it the grumpy way?

- [Laughter]

- Um, can somebody get me down?

Uh, you guys.

[Click] hello?

- [Giggling]

I love having a play day in care-a-lot, cheer.

- Me, too. It's so nice to have fun and spend time with friends.

- [Giggles] look at funshine.

- That's impressive.

- Aw, this is nothing. Watch this.

Ha ha ha. I've been practicing my juggling all morning.

[Sputtering]

I guess I need more practice.

[Both giggling]

- Those movements are very pretty, love-a-lot.

- I didn't know you danced.

- I love dancing.

It's one of my most favorite things.

- [Tweeting a melody]

- No, no, girls.

Follow me and sing together.

- [Tweeting]

- Heh. That's better.

♪ La la la, la la la, la la la ♪

- Harmony, your birds sound wonderful.

- Nice of you to say so.

- All of our friends have so much talent,

We should find some way to share it with all of care-a-lot.

- Hmm, maybe we could put on...

A talent show tonight!

- And all of care-a-lot is invited.

- Talent show, huh?

[Scoffs] who'd want to be part of that?

- Come on, grumpy.

Even you must have something you'd like to do.

- Well, there is one thing.

I'm a pretty good ventriloquist.

- Vin-tril-a-kissed?

- Ventriloquist. It's an act with a puppet

Where he makes it look like the puppet is talking,

And we never see grumpy's lips move.

- Oh, please, do it for the show!

- Well, ok.

I gotta go find my puppet.

[Both giggling]

- A talent show for all of care-a-lot?

Do you know what this means, mr. Beaks?

Exactly. It means that all the care bears will be in one place.

[Evil laugh] it's another chance for me to capture them

And take over care-a-lot.

I'll disguise myself, enter the show,

And spring my trap.

Ur2, sergeant rocketbottom,

I need a costume for the talent show!

- Um, don't you need a talent first?

- My talent will be capturing those care bears.

- [Unimpressed] oh. How original.

- Yes, yes, yes, fine.

You can wear a costume, too.

But no sequins!

- Ohh.

I'd love it if my hearts wouldn't bump into each other.

- Hey, how long are you gonna hog the stage?

I need to practice.

- But, grumpy, I'm not done yet.

- Oh, yeah?

Mr. Smarty britches says you are.

[High-pitched] that's right. Now get lost.

- I don't think I love mr. Smarty britches at all.

- Whoa, whoa! Hold on.

Love-a-lot, practice your routine one more time,

And then it's grumpy's turn. Is that ok?

- Yeah.

- Uh, it's ok with me if it's ok with grumpy.

- 5, 6, 7, 8!

So what's your act gonna be?

Oh, that was very clever.

- But I'm afraid with everyone watching, I'll mess up.

- It's ok. Everyone gets nervous.

- But what if I forget the tricks?

- I'll be backstage the whole time.

That way, if you get nervous and forget,

I'll be there to help you.

- You'd do that for me?

- Of course.

- Maybe I can help you with your act, too.

What are you gonna do?

- Cheer, I need more light!

Otherwise no one'll see mr. Smarty britches!

Yeah, and I'm the pretty one.

Hey, watch it!

- Uh, I'll worry about my act later, I guess.

- Looks like all of care-a-lot

Will be coming to the show tonight.

- Ohh! That makes me extra nervous.

- Don't worry. It just means

There will be more people here to enjoy your magic.

- Ahem! Excuse me.

[French accent] I would like to sign up for your talent show.

I am monsieur razzle dazzle!

- Hey, isn't that--

- My partner beaky pierre and I will perform an astounding act

While riding a unicycle and spinning plates!

- Ooh, that sounds dangerous.

- Oh, pooh, pooh. Not to worry.

There will be a net over the audience in case I fall.

- Okey-dokey, mister dazzle. We'll see you tonight.

- You will find our act very--heh--captivating.

- [Evil chuckle] that's what the net's for,

To capture all you care bears!

- You're going to let grizzle perform in the talent show?

- Sure. Maybe his act is good.

Besides, we did say that anyone can participate.

- Well, ok.

Hey, did you figure out what your act's going to be?

- Me? Oh! Uh, i--i don't know. I--

- Cheer, I've lost one of my songbirds.

- Cheer, I was practicing my gymnastics routine,

And I landed on this.

- [Gasps] mr. Smarty britches!

- Cheer, I can't remember.

Is my dance left, right, spin, left?

All: help!

- No time to worry about me now. We have a show to do!

Oopsy, practice away from everybody else

Grumpy, this should keep mr. Smarty britches together.

Love-a-lot, your dance is right, left, right, spin!

Harmony, we've got a songbird to find.

- Oh, look. - Everyone's here.

[Care bears cheering]

- Welcome! Welcome to the care-a-lot talent show!

- [Cheering and applause]

- Helping us decide tonight's best performance are our judges!

And here's tonight's first talent, love-a-lot!

[Fanfare]

- [Cheering]

- [Gasps]

[Fanfare]

- I loved it! It was perfect!

- Perfect? Her heart balloons got stuck.

I thought it was terrible!

- [Crowd groans]

- You're right. It wasn't perfect.

- Yeah.

- But it wasn't terrible either.

There was a problem, but love-a-lot finished the dance,

And I think it was even better. Right?

- Ok. I guess so.

- [Fanfare and cheering]

[Fanfare]

[Cheering]

- [Tweeting a melody]

- [Tweeting]

- [Tweeting]

- [Cheering]

[Cheering]

- Whoa. - Oof!

[Groans]

- [Giggling] - [cheering]

[Cheering]

- ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, wishing star ♪

♪ Twinkers is the best by far

- [Cheering]

[Fanfare]

- Heh. And you never saw my lips move!

I just did.

That's because I was talking.

There! Aah! You did it again!

- [Laughs] and now for tonight's final act,

Monsieur razzle dazzle and beaky pierre!

- [Cheering]

- Huh? - [Murmuring]

- Aah! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ahh!

[Grunts]

Ow!

Ah heh heh.

[Growls]

And here is the part of the show that I am sure will...

- [Gasps]

- [Normal] capture your attention!

- [Gasping]

- Nyaah!

Whaah! Yah hah h*!

- [Cheering]

- Mister beaks--

[French accent] I mean, beaky pierre,

This is all your fault! You loaded the net backwards!

- I loved it!

It was the best act of the night!

- Finally, some entertainment.

- Grizz--i mean, razzle dazzle,

You're tonight's big winner!

- [Cheering]

- What? I am touched.

I'm moved. You like me.

[Crying]

- And that's the show. I hope you all enjoyed it.

- We wanna see your act, cheer.

- [Cheering] - yeah, come on!

- Um, sorry, but the truth is I don't have any talent of my own.

- You helped all of us with our acts.

- Without you, there wouldn't have been a show.

- Yeah, and I woulda lost my head!

- Your talent is being able to bring out the best in others.

- [Cheering]

- [Struggling] somebody get me out of this!

- Even grizzle. [Giggles]

- [Laughter]

♪ We're the care bears

♪ We want you to know

♪ There's a place where we love to go ♪

♪ Follow us there

♪ We're gonna start the show ♪

♪ The caring never stops, you got a friend in care-a-lot ♪

- ♪ Ahh - ♪ care, 1, 2, 3

- ♪ Ahh - ♪ there's no place we'd rather be ♪

♪ We are the care bears

♪ We are the care bears

♪ We are the care bears...