02x20 - The Wizard of Bats

[bunniefuu]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels ♪

♪ Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile reading]

[MOE] And voila!

One snazzy new set
of Bat-Racing tires.

Can't wait to see
how fast you can go

when these babies
hit the open road.

[Bibi] Why wait?

[Batcomputer] Bibi, stop!

It's too dangerous
to race around in this storm.

You'll just have to wait.

Aw, man. I've already waited
so long to get these new tires.

[Buff] Sorry, Bibi.

Well, maybe we could
set up a track

for you in the training arena.

It's too small.

[Batwing] Oh. You could use
my Bat-treadmill.

It can handle any speed.

It's not the same.

I'm an adventurer.

I need to go, go, go!

[Batmobile] Bibi, wait!

[Buff] It's too stormy!

[Bibi] Look at me go.

Nothing can hold me back.

I can do anything.

♪ Rainy days are custom made
For daydreams ♪

♪ Make believe
In anything at all ♪

♪ I could be a princess
On a moonbeam ♪

♪ Or a pirate bike
That goes where action calls ♪

♪ I could be a wizard
Or a brave knight ♪

♪ Siege a castle
Till the castle falls ♪

♪ I could race a comet
'Cross the cosmos ♪

♪ With imagination
I can do it all ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ There is nothing
That can stop us! ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh
Just you and me ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, if you think
It you can be it! ♪

♪ When you set
Your imagination free ♪

♪ Just set your
Imagination... ♪

-♪ Free ♪
-Whoa! Whoa! Too slippery,

Whoa.

[screams]

[grunts]

I... I think I'm okay.

But I'm stuck.

I should have listened.

I should have stayed
in the Batcave,

where it's all warm and dry.

[straining effort]

[strains]

[sighs] I wish I was back home.

[movie announcer]
It's the story of a young girl

on an amazing adventure
in a far off land

and the friends
she makes there.

The Scarecrow, the Tinman,
the Lion,

and, of course,
her cute little dog, Toto.

Oh.

It's The Wizard of Oz,
my favorite...

[yawns]

[snores]

[Batcomputer's voice in dream]
It's too dangerous

to race around in this storm.

[Bibi] I need to go, go, go.

Whoa!

This is so wild!

Bam! Wing! Buff! Red!

[Jestah cackling]

-Jestah?
-[Jestah cackling]

Whoa!

Wow.

I've got a feeling
I'm not in Gotham anymore.

Woof. You can say that again.

[gasps] Redbird?

Bird? Where?
I love chasing birds.

[barks]

Wow. Gotham looks so different.

This isn't Gotham.

You're in the wonderful
Land of Oz!

Hold on.

I'm actually in Oz?

You mean, like, in that movie?

It's true!

Now I look like Dorothy
and you've been Toto-ed.

I've been totaled?

Oh, no, I need a mechanic.

No, I meant you're Toto,
the puppy dog, from the movie.

Holy hairy hubcaps. [chuckles]

You're right.

[mysterious noise]

[explodes]

[Goldie sighs and giggles]

Oh!

Oof, huh.

I'm never gonna get the hang
of flying that bubble.

[clears throat]

Hello there, traveler!

I am Goldie, the Good Witch.

Which kind of witch are you?

I'm not a witch.

I'm a high-performance
motorcycle

with a brand-new pair
of racing... [gasps]

I see you're wearing
the magical ruby tires.

They are, like,
so red and sparkly.

[giggles] Love 'em.

Magic tires?

Yes, but be careful.

They hold very powerful magic.

And the wicked witch Jestah,

is searching for those ruby
tires to enhance her power.

You mustn't let her have them.

The Wicked Witch Jestah?

[Wicked Witch Jestah cackles]

That's right.

And I'm here to claim
what's rightfully mine!

[cackles]

Whoa!

These tires are awesome!

[grunts in frustration]

[revs engine]

[Wicked Witch Jestah] Ugh!

I'll get you for that.

And your little
Redbird dog, too.

[laughs maliciously]

You'll do no such thing.

Now be gone before she
embarrasses you some more.

You might have
the upper hand now,

but those ruby tires
will be mine!

Now be gone.

[Wicked Witch Jestah cackles]

Oh, man.

Now I've got a wicked
witch after me?

[sighs]

I just want to go home.

There is someone
who can help you get home.

You must seek the Wizard of Oz.

A wizard?

Where is he?

Why he lives
in the Emerald Manor.

And to get there,

you just follow
the Yellow Brick Road.

That sounds easy enough.

Could be harder than you think.

I better tag along too.

So long! Hope you have
a sparkly sun-shiny adventure.

[exclaims on impact]

[clears throat]

Thanks. Buh-bye!

Let's go, Toto.

Let's drive down
the Yellow Brick Road.

♪ You know how much I love
A great adventure ♪

♪ Especially when there's
So much new to see ♪

♪ What do you say we take
A little journey? ♪

♪ You can drive with me ♪

♪ The Emerald Manor
Is the place we're goin' ♪

♪ Together there is
Nowhere we can't find ♪

♪ So buckle up and see ♪

♪ There's no place
You'd rather be ♪

♪ Then to drive with me! ♪

♪ Follow me,
Follow me, follow me ♪

♪ As we drive the golden road ♪

♪ Follow me,
Follow me, follow me ♪

♪ On to Wizard's house we go ♪

[enthralling music playing]

[crows cawing]

Which way do we go now?

I don't know.

Dogs don't have GPS.

[Scarecrow Bam] Some people
like to go that way.

Did that teacup ride just talk?

Of course, some people
like to go this way instead.

I'm pretty sure it did.

[Scarecrow Bam]
Then there are those

who like to go both directions.

Bam! You're here too!

What's a Bam?

My name's Scarecrow.

Oh!

Like the spooky Batman villain?

Uh, I don't think so.

I'm just a normal
scarecrow... car.

But if you're a scarecrow,

why are there
so many crows here?

[sighs] Because I'm not
very good

at thinking of ways
to scare them.

Well, I know.
I'll try Batarangs!

[crows cawing]

See what I mean?

[sighs] My computer brain's
been all glitchy

since I got straw in it.

That's ruff, buddy.

Do you want to come with us
to see the wizard?

-He's gonna help me get home.
-[crow caws]

Maybe he can give you
a computer upgrade.

Well, that's a great idea!

You just need to get me
out of this first.

[revs engine]

[Scarecrow Bam] Whoa! Whoa!

I'm okay.

Well, if you want
that computer upgrade,

let's go off to see the Wizard.

♪ Follow me,
Follow me, follow me ♪

♪ As we drive the golden road ♪

♪ Follow me,
Follow me, follow me ♪

♪ On to Wizard's house we go! ♪

Hey, over there!

I mean, over here.

Check this out.

That looks like
a metal statue of Wing.

[Tin Wing] Oil can!

[Scarecrow Bam]
Did anyone else just hear that?

I think I have
straw in my ears.

[Tin Wing] Oil can!

She's saying "oil can."

Everyone, look for an oil can.

I think her propellers
are rusted and she can't move.

There it is.

[expl*si*n and cackling]

Gathering friends for your
little adventure, are you?

[chuckles] You can have
all the friends you want

if you just give me
those ruby tires!

No! You'll just use
them for evil.

Well, duh. That's why
I'm the Wicked Witch.

[trembling]
We're not afraid of you.

Oh, yeah?

How about a little
oil slick, Scarecrow?

-Ah! Too slippery!
-[cackles]

[barks] Give them back!

[Wicked Witch Jestah] Ha!

No furry little race car
can outrun me.

No, but I can't. [revs engine]

[Wicked Witch Jestah] Hey!

[Wicked Witch Jestah screams]

[Redbird Toto] Got it.

Oh, you really are no fun.

Well, just try to stay
out of my way, or else.

[cackles]

[engine revving]

Oh. Thank you!

I thought I'd
be frozen stiff forever.

Now you can fly all over Oz
as much as you want.

[sighs] I wish.

I was stuck for so long,
it drained most of my power.

I won't be able to fly much.

You should come with us
to see the Wizard.

I'm sure he can give you
a new heart battery.

He can? Really?

Oh, I can't wait to fly again!

[Bibi] Then come drive with me.

♪ You know how much I love
A great adventure ♪

♪ Especially when there's
So much new to see ♪

♪ What do you say
We take a little journey? ♪

♪ You can drive with me ♪

[leaves rustling]

Maybe it's the wind.

-Or flying monkeys!
-Oh, come on!

[Redbird Toto]
That's too silly.

[twig snaps]

[Bibi] We should
probably keep moving.

[both yelping]

[Scarecrow Bam] What's that?

[Redbird Toto]
It's a monster truck!

[whimpering] A monster truck?

Where?

Oh, gotta hide.

Oh, gotta hide.

Um, what are you doing?

[Buff trembling]
Shh. Can't talk.

[whispers]
Hiding from the monster truck.

But you're the monster truck.

I'm the...

Oh, right.

Sorry, I kind of get
spooked easily.

That's why they call me
the Cowardly Buff.

But I wish I was brave
like other cars.

Do you want to come with us
to see the Wizard?

He's going to help me get rid
of these ruby tires.

And upgrade my g... g...
glitchy computer brain.

And give me
a new heart battery.

And maybe he can give you
some big bumpers

to give you more courage.

Big bumpers of courage?

Oh, I wouldn't have to be
afraid of anything with those!

I'm coming.

I'm coming!

♪ The Emerald Manor
Is the place we're goin' ♪

♪ Together there is nowhere
We can't find! ♪

♪ So buckle up and see ♪

♪ There's no place
You'd rather be ♪

♪ Then to drive ♪

I just hope we get there fast
before something new scares me.

[expl*si*n and cackles]

[exclaims in fear]

Something new is scaring me!

[crying]

You again?

Can't you just leave me alone?

I want those ruby tires.

And I brought some
motorized muscle

to help get 'em for me.

[cackles]

[Tin Wing] It's the legion
of Wicked Zoomers.

What do we do?

Run away! [cries]

[Wicked Ducky laughs]

[Tin Wing] Whoa! Whoa!

[Wicked Prank laughs]

[Scarecrow Bam] Ah!

[cackles]

[Wicked Witch Jestah gasps]

Those magical tires
are too powerful.

Well, if I can't "take" them,

maybe you'll trade them
for one of your friends.

Zoomers, grab the little one.

[Redbird Toto] Bibi, help!

[Bibi] Come back here with him.

If you want to see
your Toto again,

you better give me
those ruby tires. [cackles]

No! I can't believe
she took him.

I want to go home,

but I can't go home
without saving Toto.

Where did she go, anyway?

[sighs]
Probably back to her lair.

And only the Wizard
knows where that is.

Then we better get
to the Emerald Manor

as fast as we can.

[engines revving]

[mysterious music playing]

[music stops]

[exhales hard]

For Toto.

[mysterious music playing]

Halt! Who dares approach

the great and powerful
Wizard of Oz!

-[Bibi] Um...
-[Cowardly Buff whimpering]

-We're here because...
-Let me guess.

Do you want an upgrade
or something fixed or changed?

Someone always wants something.

Well, I wanted
a computer upgrade.

Or a new heart battery.

Or some courage.

And I want to go home.

But the Wicked Witch
took our friend,

and we just want him back.

bah! I don't want to
deal with her.

She's annoying.

Now go away!

A wizard has no time for...

[system beeping]

Oh, hold on,
that was an accident.

Uh, maybe if I...

Oh. What's wrong
with these controls?

[Wizard MOE]
Is it this twisty thing?

Or was it the pulley thing
that made the...

Oh! Ah!

Pay no attention to that robot
behind the curtain!

[Bibi] Let me guess.

You're not really a wizard,
are you?

Not really. But I'm a pretty
nifty mechanic.

You could even say,
I'm a wiz at it.

[laughs] Get it? Wiz. Wizard.

If you're a mechanic,

can you get these
ruby tires off me?

Get them off?

But these tires
are super magical.

Why get rid of them?

To get my friend back.

That is a very good reason.

I can get those tires off,
easy-greasy,

and tell you where to find
that wicked old witch.

-[machine whirs]
-[Bibi chuckles]

[eerie music playing]

Um... [chuckles nervously]

I'm having second thoughts.

I'm having third thoughts.

You guys are having thoughts?

We can do this. Trust me.

But the Wizard didn't give me
a computer upgrade.

[Tin Wing] Or new batteries.

[Buff] Or any courage.

[cries]

[Bibi] We don't need
a wizard for that stuff.

I know a team of vehicles
just like you back in Gotham.

Let me tell you about them.

Scarecrow,
you're like my friend Bam.

He's really smart
and has lots of brains,

even when things
get a little glitchy.

And, Tin Wing, the Wing I know
has so much power in her heart.

She wouldn't let
anything stop her.

And you're not cowardly.

You're Buff.
And the Buff from Gotham

is the bravest truck
I've ever seen.

Even when he's scared?

Especially when we he's scared.

Because that's when
he's the bravest of all.

And that's what makes
the Batwheels heroes in Gotham.

And you can be
the heroes of Oz.

[thunder rumbling]

[barks]

Oh! I see you finally came
to your senses.

I can't wait to try those on.
[cackles]

Now this is what
I'm talking about.

You got what you wanted.

Now let Toto go.

That was the deal.

Ha! You actually believed me.

I'm the Wicked Witch.

One of the greatest villains
in movie history.

And now that I have
these ruby tires,

nothing can defeat me!

Oh, yeah?

Well, you know what always
defeats a movie villain?

-[engines rev]
-A team of heroes.

[laughs]

It's just that ol'
Cowardly Buff.

Get 'em, my Zoomers. Drive!

I'm not the Cowardly Buff.

I'm the brave Buff!

[grunts]

[Tin Wing] Woo!

My heart battery
still has enough power

left to deal with you.

Hey, Snowy, over here.

Let's see how you like
being frozen stiff!

Tin Wing, behind you!

Thanks, Toto.

[Wicked Quizz cackles]

[Scarecrow Bam] Boo!

[Wicked Quizz] Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Ha-ha. I finally did it!

I scared someone away.

[Wicked Witch Jestah]
What are you gonna do?

I have the ruby tires!

I'm the Wicked Witch!

And I am a Batwheel.

[Wicked Witch Jestah] Ha!

[cackles]

[continues cackling]

[gasps]

Water?
Was that really your plan?

Wait. What's happening?

I'm sinking. Sinking!

Oh, what a world!

What a world!

You came back for me!

I thought you just
wanted to go home.

I do.

But what kind of Dorothy
would I be without my Toto?

[barks]

Look!

[thuds]

[Goldie] Every single time.

-I mean... [clears throat]
-[alarm blaring]

-[alarm stops]
-It is I.

Goldie, the Good Witch.

And me. The Wizard of Oz!

I brought gifts.

For you, Scarecrow,

a brand-new
computer brain upgrade.

And for Tin Wing,
a heart battery,

as powerful
as your determination.

Woo!

And finally, some big bumpers,

to help you
feel brave and safe.

[cheers] Right on!

[Scarecrow Bam] Woo-hoo!
Yeah! All right!

[Goldie]
And what about you, Bibi?

Do you still wish to go home?

More than anything.

I know now that there
are more important things

than fancy new tires
and big adventures.

[all laughing]

I miss my friends.

Well, if going home
is truly your wish...

All you have to do
is click the ruby tires,

and say,
"There's no place like home."

Wherever that may be.

Thanks, to all of you.

It's been a lot of fun.

But there's no place
like Gotham.

There's no place like Gotham.

There's no place like Gotham.

There's no place like Gotham.

[dramatic music plays]

[Bibi's eyes open squeakily]

Bam? Wing?

Red? Buff?

You came to rescue me.

Of course, we did.

[Batwing]
You had us so worried.

I just had the strangest dream.

I was in Oz
and Gotham was all green.

Jestah was the Wicked Witch,

and you were
all different characters, too.

But I missed the real yous.

[MOE] Was I there, too?

You were The Wizard of Oz.

Yes! Title character!

I'm sorry.

I should never have taken off
in the rain like that.

I'm just so happy
to be back with all of you.

Well, the rain is cleared up.

Why don't you give those
racing tires a spin right now?

-Do it!
-Yeah!

[Bibi] Drive with me.

♪ The trip may
Have some tricks ♪

♪ So we'd better
Hit the bricks! ♪

♪ Come drive with me! ♪

[all laughing]

♪ Come drive with me! ♪

[Goldie giggling]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪