02x17 - Bite-Sized Buff

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[Bam reading]

-Not it.
-Not it.

Not it.

[sighs] Fine.

Better find good hiding places.

Hmm. 'Cause I am
the best seeker ever.

Ten, nine, eight...

Oh, man. I'm just too big.

[Batwing] ...seven,

six...

Ugh, this isn't
gonna work either.

[Batwing] ...five, four,

-three...
-[clang]

[groans]

...two, one!
Ready or not, here I come.

[chuckles]

I see you, Buff.

It's not fair.

There's never
any place for me to hide.

I'm tired of being so big.

MOE, I'd like to introduce you
to a very special visitor.

This is The Atom.

Uh... Where is he?

Whoa!

Ohh! You mean

the hero from
the Justice League

who can shrink to tiny size.

[giggles]

[exclaims]

Sorry. [chuckles]
Sometimes I forget.

The Atom would like to store
some backup equipment

here in the cave.

Whoa! What's that doohickey?

It's a Dwarf Star
conversion field generator.

A what's-y what now?

-A shrink belt.
-Ooo!

It allows me
to control my size.

I can become small,
incredibly small,

or...

[in squeaky voice]
Impossibly small.

Cool!

-[exclaims]
-Sorry.

We'll find a safe place
for it in the Bat-vault.

After lunch, though, right?

You said your butler, Alfred,
has a jumbo shrimp c*ck

-on ice for us.
-[stomach growls]

Shrinking makes me
really hungry.

Keep that safe
till we get back.

A shrink belt!

Bet that comes in handy.

Hey, everyone. So what were you
all doing before I got home?

We were playing hide
and go seek.

-Not it!
-[all] Not it!

Ugh! Fine.

Again. Ten,

nine, eight...

I wonder if I can use this
to finally win a game

of hide and seek.

Which one of these buttons
do you...

[beeping]

[gasps] Whoa!

...three, two, one! Go!

Gotcha! Huh?

I was sure I saw
Buff hiding here.

He always tries to hide here.

Ha! Found ya.

-Three for one.
-[all groan]

I told you we should've
spread out.

And four! [chuckles]

I see you, Bibi.

Ha! That's everyone.

-Except for Buff.
-Yeah, where is he?

He really has a good
hiding place this time.

Olly olly oxen-free, Buff.

-You win.
-[Redbird] Yay, Buff!

-[Bibi] Great job.
-[Bam] You can come out now.

-Where could he be?
-Maybe he hid outside.

You know how upset he gets

always being
the first one found.

Right.

Let's go see.

I'm here! I'm here!

-[squeak]
-[grunts] Hey.

[screams]

[exclaims]

Aah!

[clang]

How did everything get so big?

Wait, it's not big.

I'm small!

The shrink belt worked.

Tristan Teddy Bear,

you're so huge.

I can finally give you
a big bear hug

without totally crushing you.

Look at me.

I'm tiny!

Whoo-hoo!

This is awesome!

And for the first time,

I won hide and go seek!

-[squeaks]
-[grunts] Whoa! Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

Let's go!

[laughs]

[buzzer rings]

Whoo-hoo!

-[screech]
-[thud]

Uh-oh...

Whoa!

[thud]

Okay.

[in squeaky voice]
Maybe a little small.

This could be dangerous.

Help! Anybody?

[in normal voice] Help!

Help!

[in squeaky voice] Help!

Huh? Time to debug
the cave again.

Okay, Buff. Calm down.

It's gonna be okay.

I just have to get
to that shrink belt

and use it to grow
myself big again.

There it is.

But how do I...

-[sniffing]
-[screams]

-[barking]
-Ace, you have to help me.

[in squeaky voice] Ace!

[in normal voice]
Stop! I'm not a toy!

I promise,
if I get out of this,

I'll never complain
about being big

-ever again.
-[thumping]

-Whoa!
-[barks]

Bad dog! You don't play
fetch with a truck.

No! Stop.

Please stop.

[sighs] Oh, no.

[exclaims]

I'm not a dog toy, Ace!

I'm Buff!

We always play together.

I'm your good friend.

[growls]

[yawns]

Are you asleep?

Oh, man! I'm not
a stuffed animal.

[straining]

Ugh!

How am I gonna get
all the way back up there?

[strains]

[grunts]

-Hey!
-[clang]

[screams]

Shrink belt,

here I come.

-[vroom]
-Whoa!

Whoa, whoa whoa!

[screams]

Whoa, whoa whoa!

Almost there.

I'm gonna make it.

Yeah!

MOE: There you are!

I better get you put away
before I lose you again.

[Buff in low squeaky voice] No!

Huh. Thought I got rid
of all those bugs. [chuckles]

MOE! I need that belt!

MOE!

Okay, now I'm really worried.
I don't think he's here.

I'm here! I'm here!

And he's not responding
to the Bat-comm.

You don't think
the Legion of Zoom

got him, do ya?

[sighs] What if I'm stuck
small forever?

I never realized how much
I liked being big before now.

-[sniffs]
-Oh, Ace, it's me.

How can I get him
to recognize me?

The magnifying glass.

Come on, boy!
Follow me. Let's go!

Ace, can you hear me buddy?

I need your help.

[barks]

I thought Batman was gonna
lock that up in the Bat-vault.

Oh, right!

With all the excitement,
I guess I forgot.

Oh, no! If he puts
that belt in the vault,

I'll never reach it.

Ace, get me to that belt!

[barks]

[barks]

-Ace, what's wrong, boy?
-[barks]

Now or never!

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

[exclaims]

-Buff!
-Buff!

-[gasps]
-[barks]

[straining] Good to see you.
Glad you're back.

Whoops. Sorry, I can explain.

Please don't be mad at me.

-Buff...
-[Buff] I know.

I know.

It's just sometimes,
it's hard being so big.

Why? That's what
makes you cool.

Yeah! Sometimes I wish

I were big and strong like you.

Really? Honestly?

I guess it's not so bad
to be like me.

The real me, I mean.

We wouldn't have you
any other way.

Hey, and if hiding in the cave
is the problem,

we can always play hide
and go seek outside.

There are plenty of big places
to hide out there, Buff.

Hey, yeah.

-[all] Not it!
-Ugh!

Fine. Again, again.

[all laugh]

[indistinct chatter]

[Atom] I want to eat
a lot of things.

[Batman] Hmm...

[Atom] But I don't wanna
eat small things.

I wanna eat big things.

But even when I'm small,

I wanna eat big things,
you know?

Hmm. MOE, we're ready
to store the shrink belt now.

Yes, sir, Bat boss!
Right away.

Whoa!

-[beep]
-Ahh, I'm shrinking!

Oops. I really should think
about putting a lock

on the belt controls.

-Agreed.
-I'll get him.

Just give me a minute.

[groans]

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Hop in the back ♪