02x12 - A T-Rexcellent Adventure

[bunniefuu]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile]
A T-Rexcellent Adventure.

[Buff] Time to level up.

[Redbird] Yeah, awesome.

[Buff] Grab that power-up.

Aw! My health-bar.

[game trilling, whooshing]

[Redbird] Winner! Yes!

Whoops.

Stand clear.

I'll knock it loose
with a Batarang.

[clanking]

Don't worry. I so got this.

[straining, grunts]

Ugh! I so need
a new Bat-Rope.

How are we gonna get it out?

[Batmobile] Well,
when your best tricks won't do

you gotta think
of something new.

I like it.
It's rhyme-y.

[gasps] I know.

Wing, fly above
the T-Rex's tail,

and I'll throw my winch
over you.

Okay. Now what?

[Buff] Bibi, hook it up
to the T. Rex's tail.

[grunting]

Ahh! The T-Rex is alive!

Give it whatever it wants.

[chuckles] It's okay, MOE.

We're just trying to get
the controller back.

Oh! [chuckles]
Totally knew that.

[whooshes, thumps]

We got it!

[all cheering]

[monitor alarm blaring]

Great work, Batwheels.

But I've just received
a crime alert.

A robbery is in progress
at the Gotham Museum.

[gasps] They're stealing
that extremely rare
and valuable egg.

BC, track those drones.

[monitor trilling, whooshing]

Where's that egg heading?

It appears the drones
are flying the egg

toward the
Cobblepot Construction Site.

All right, Wheels,
we'll stop the egg there.

-Let's rev up and peel out.
-[engine accelerating]

[drones whooshing]

[clattering, creaking]

[laughs maniacally]

Whoa! Who is that?

My crime files indicate
that this is the smartest
of all Batman's enemies.

The super-genius villain,
Egghead.

Be careful, Batwheels.

He may be smart,
but he's gonna have
to go through us.

Egg-cellent work,
my flying pans.

With this giant egg,
I can finally eggs-ecute
my deliciously evil plan

to break the world record
for most gigantic breakfast

with Gotham's
most gigantic egg!

[gasps] He's going to eat
the giant egg.

We have to stop him.

[engine accelerating]

Ah! Batman and his vehicles.

I've been eggs-pecting you.

[laughs maniacally,
snaps finger]

[droning]

[Egghead] I've studied
your moves closely.

I know every gadget
and trick you've used before.

Launching Batarangs!

Batarangs!
Luckily, I came prepared.

[clunking]

[slow-paced rumbling]

-[clanking]
-[stuttering] How did he
do that?

-[engine roaring]
-I got this!

Ah, yes. The Bat-Truck
and its well-known winch.

[grunts]

-This is too easy.
-[snaps fingers]

[magnet whooshes]

-[metal creaking]
-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

-[engine roaring]
-[camouflage trilling]

Ah-ha! The Redbird
and its Bat-O-Flage.

Just the reason I brought
my egg yolk sprayer.

[laughs maniacally]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Looks like the yolk's on you!

[laughs hysterically]

-[engine roaring]
-[slow-paced clicking]

Didn't anyone ever teach you
to look before you leap?

Hey! Whoa!

[thuds]

[groans softly]

[laughs maniacally]
Ah-ha! Right on time.

The Batwing
with its Electro-Net.

It's time for my
net-stopper move.

-[comical string noise]
-Ugh! Caught in my own net.

Hmm. I was hoping
for a more egg-citing fight.

But I told you I knew
all of your vehicles' tricks.

Now, if you'll eggs-cuse me,

I have a gigantic breakfast
to prepare.

[laughs maniacally]

Wow. We really didn't stand
a chance against him.

Yeah. It's like he knew
everything we were gonna do
before we did it.

How do we beat someone
who knows all our moves?

Do you remember what I said
back in the Batcave

when we needed to get
the controller freed
from the T-Rex?

"I'll knock it loose
with the Batarang?"

After that.
"When your best tricks
won't do..."

"You've gotta think
of something new."

[chuckles] That rhyme-y thing.

Right! We need to come up
with a plan so different

even super-smart Egghead
won't see it coming.

Exactly.

Maybe MOE has some new
kind of Bat-gadget
that could help.

Oh. Heya, Bam!

Did you stop, Egghead?

[sighs softly] No, not yet.

We need to think of something
new and unexpected

that Egghead
would never see coming.

Do you have anything like that?

Hmm. New and unexpected?

What would he never see coming?

-[yelps]
-[comical thudding]

[groans softly] Sheesh!

Talk about not seeing
something coming.

Wait a second.
The T-Rex! That's perfect!

-It is?
-We can use the T-Rex
to fight Egghead.

What's more unexpected
than facing off
with a dinosaur?

The Batcave's T-Rex?

But it just kind of
stands there.

How would it fight Egghead?

Because MOE's going to help us
turn it into a robot.

[gasps] Finally. Yes!

-[whooshes]
-[tools creaking, drilling]

Oh! Hey, give me one second.

Wow! Oh, what's this for?

You can control
the different parts
of the T-Rex with it.

[controller creaking]

Buff and Red,
let's have you control
the legs.

I got this.

Bibi and Batwing,
you get the head and body.

[controller chirping]

[whirring]

[all chuckle]

And, Bam, you get to control
the mouth and voice.

Give it a roar.

Um... Okay, uh...
roar?

Come on, Bam.

Find your inner T-Rex!

-[roaring]
-[roaring]

[screams]

-[thuds]
-[groaning] Yep. That was it.

This is awesome!

-I can't wait
to see it in action.
-[thuds]

Hey, BC.
Where can we find Egghead?

He was last spotted
at Gotham Pier.

All right, Wheels,
let's go crack that egg.

-[all whooping]
-Let's go!

[roaring]

-[impact tremors]
-[thuds]

Oops! Our bad.

We'll fix that later.

[both chuckling]

-[impact tremors]
-[both yelp]

[roaring]

[both scream]

They think it's a real T-Rex!

Yeah. It's working!

This day is going
egg-specially well.

Not even Batman
and his pesky vehicles
could stop me.

And now let's get cracking
on my eggs-travaganza.

The most gigantic breakfast
Gotham has ever seen!

[impact tremors]

Oh. What was that?

-[impact tremors]
-[clinking]

[squawking]

Oh, what?

[droning]

[trilling, chirping]

[shudders]

Wait. Dinosaurs are egg-stinct.

[roaring]

Yes. Really, really real.

[chuckles softly]

[softly] Look at him run.

[Egghead] Oh, no!

[g*n squirting]

[groaning] Oh...

I thought I prepared
for everything,

but I didn't prepare
for a dinosaur.

[chuckles] He has no idea
what to do.

[roaring]

Okay. Fine. Take the egg.
You win.

[belches]

What?

It's a trick.

[groans softly] And now
I've got egg on my face.

[siren wailing]

[MOE] Awesome work, everyone.

And don't worry
about walking the T-Rex home.

I can take it from here.

Ooh!

[laughs heartily]

[engine roaring]

[Batmobile] I never thought
we'd save the day
with a dinosaur.

[Batwing] Well,
it's like you said.

"When your best tricks
won't do..."

"You've got to think
of something new."

[all chuckling]

[roaring]

[chuckles]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪