02x24 - Crunchy Drawers

[bunniefuu]

[Knock on door]

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

Been waiting on my baby all night long.

Yeah.

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

Whoo. Mmm-mmm-mmm.

Look at you, girl.

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

You wanted to impress old marty-mart, huh?

Well, as you can see,

Marty-mart wanted to impress you, too.

Hey, get in here

And let's get this party started right, girl.

Boy, I'm getting ready to tear you up.

Aaaaaah!

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♪ Martin ♪

How y'all been? ♪ Martin

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Martin ♪

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

What the hell are you screaming for?

I don't know.

You started it.

Oh, my bad.

Oh, girl, I had the craziest dream.

Scared me half to death, gina.

What was it about, martin?

I dreamt that pa--

What?

I dreamt that I was at a party,

And you were on the microphone freestyling, gina.

Tommy had a afro,

And cole was break dancing, gina.

Damn near broke his neck.

No, no. No.where was pam?

Pam wasn't there.

Why are you bringing pam up?

I don't know, martin.

I'm trying to help you out.

Your dream doesn't sound scary.

Oh, it was scary, gina, o.k.?

You were on the microphone freestyling,

But you ain't had no rhymes.

I mean, and frankly, baby,

I was embarrassed by your nonrhyming skills.

Just stop it, martin.

Yeah.

I'm going back to sleep.

Want me to leave the night-light on for you,

You little baby?

I don't need no night-light.

You light enough.

So, uh...

How long you been checking me out?

Marty-mart, I've been checking you out

Since I first laid eyes on you.

That's the only reason why

I've been hanging out with gina.

Uh-huh. Figured as much.

I mean, really, martin.

All this talk about how I can't get a man.

Please.

Now, martin, do I look like

I can't get a man

With all this wagon I'm draggin'?

Choo-choo!

Can I hitch a ride?

Can I hitch a ride?

I don't think so.

I mean, you have been coming down on me

Pretty hard lately.

Oh, no, no, baby.

Now I was just playing

When I talk about the buckshots,

The beady beads.

Girl, as a matter of fact,

I want to go on the edge right now

By saying... Your sticky knots...

Sticky, sticky...

They turning me on.

Well, you know what they say.

It's a thin line

Between love and hate.

Come to beady bead.

Come on.

I'm coming over.

I'm coming over.

Aah!

Aah!

Martin, what is wrong with you?

Oh, gina.

I'm sleeping.

I keep having these nightmares

Over and over again.

Why don't you go dream them out on the couch?

Maybe I will, gina.

Yeah, yeah, do that.

Do that.

Fine, gina. Trying to help you.

Tell you what's going on in my mind. Fine.

I'm going to go sleep on the couch, gina,

Because I'm volunteering to sleep on the couch.

Don't think you punking me

Because nobody punk me in my own house.

I pay for everything here,

Including that bed you sleeping in.

Everything.

You ain't got to make no speech, man.

Just...just go.

sh**t.

All up in here with yours.

Oh, man.

Keep having these nightmares about pam.

Is somebody trying to tell me something, man?

Oh...what's up, bro man?

Oh!

Bro man, it's : in the morning, man.

What are you doing here?

Nothing.

Just chillin'. Just chillin'.

What you doing up?

I usually have the place to myself

Around this hour.

I can't get no sleep, man.

I keep having these nightmares, bro.

You ever have nightmares?

Yeah.

I had a dream one time

I was climbing this fire escape,

And I couldn't make it to the top.

So I climbed through the window

Of this fly-a*s crib

With a big, see-through 'frigerator.

It was full of samiches...

But...but... I couldn't open the door, mart.

So I just stood there

And cried, man.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Bro man cried.

Damn. That's...

That's deep, brother man.

You know, freud and them said that dreams--

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it, bro man.

Who is freud and them?

Who freud and them?

You know, the white philosopher.

Well, he said that dreams are, like,

Repressed desires of the things

That we wish we could have.

Oh, damn. Is that right, bro man?

You, uh...

You just dropped a b*mb on me, man.

Need to get yourself some sleep, man.

You look beat down.

Damn. Repressed desires?

Pam is my repressed desire?

Oh, no, man.

But I love gina.

I love my baby gina.

♪ Fa-fa fa fa ♪

♪ Fa-fa fa fa fa ♪♪

Oh, martin.

I don't know if this is right.

If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

Oh, we ain't no good.

But together we're worse.

Turn around.

Kiss them.

Oh, them black-eyed peas.

I'm in heaven!

What's so important

We had to rush over at : in the morning?

I keep having these nightmares...

I've been trying to sleep with pam.

You and pam?

Damn. Shut up, man.

Shut up.

Shut up, man.

Shut up.

Gina's in the other room.

Shut up, all right?

Tommy, this is not funny.

I'm serious.

It ain't funny at all.

What?

No, it ain't funny.

That ain't nothing but greed.

You got yourself a woman.

You just trying to quench

Your sexual desires

With pam.

Shame on you.

Shame on you.

Martin, you called us over here

Because you had a bad dream?

Tommy, not once, man.

Look, the dream keeps coming back.

Look, I dreamt...

I was kissing the buckshots.

Damn.

Water!

O.k. Come on.

Come on, now.

It's just a dream.

It's all right.

Tommy, you say it's just a dream,

But you don't understand, man.

Look, suppose in my subconscious mind...

Pam is really the woman that I want.

Martin, brother, we all have crazy dreams.

Man, they don't mean anything.

Do you ever have dreams

About women that are off limits to you?

Right, man. All the time. Like gina.

What?

Huh?

No, you see, nothing happened.

You know, I was just using her

As an example, you see...

Uh...because, uh...

You know I ain't never had no dream

About gina.

Let's go, cole.

I'm way ahead of you.

The car's already running. Let's go.

Hey.

Pam, what are you doing here?

Relax, martin. I just came from a party,

And my car broke down.

Can I stay here for the night?

Ooh...no.

Aren't the buses running?

I ain't taking no bus, boy.

I don't have no time for this now.

I'm very tired.

I'm glad you're here...

Mm-hmm.

Because I've been having

Some wild dreams about you.

Say what?

Yeah, that's right.

I got to confront what I'm feeling.

I love my baby gina...

And I hate you.

I hate you, too, martin.

No, you don't understand. I hate you more.

Hate me, martin.

You want me to hate you?

Hate me till it hurts.

You want to hate?

See! I told you they was doing it.

Ooh... I'm telling gina.

I'm telling.

Aah!

That's it. I'm going home.

No, gina. Wait.

Don't go, baby. Please don't leave me alone.

Oh, gina.

What?

There's some bad things going on

In my head, gina.

Bad things.

Well, martin, maybe I can help.

What is it?

Nothing.

See ya.

No. Fine. All right. O.k., I'll tell you.

Listen, o.k. Listen.

Baby, did you ever have a dream

That was so awful...

So horrible...

So evil...no...

That you didn't want to go back to sleep?

I mean, you knew you would never do it in real life,

But you feel guilty

Because the dream seemed so real?

Gina, wake up.

You don't know what I'm going through.

You don't know my plight.

I do know your plight, martin--

sh**t--

Because tonight I'm having a horrible dream, too.

That's what I'm here for.

Yeah. See...see...

It's this deranged, maniac boyfriend, right.

He won't let me get any sleep.

G-gina.

What?

My only sin

Is that I love you too much.

Oh, martin.

Martin, could you please just go to sleep

And face up to your dreams?

That's the only way to make it go away,

If you see it through to the end.

Please.

All right, gina.

Pray for me.

Back to sleep I go.

Go to sleep I'm back.

Welcome to the love room, girl.

Aren't you going to carry me over the threshold?

Oh, no, no, baby.

Then I wouldn't get to see you

Walk that walk.

Walk it. Walk it.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Walk it, girl.

Stalk it and walk it.

Walk it then stalk it

Then walk it and scoot it.

Ooh...

Girl, let me get those shoes

So I can massage your feet.

Ow! Ow!

What?

Ooh. Ooh. Ahh.

Your corn, your corn.

A little sharp, baby.

Baby, I'm sorry.

Are you o.k.?

Ooh, girl.

That corn hurts so good.

Marty-mart love the corn thing.

Come here.

Girl, you know what?

Something's still missing.

Uh-uh. Something's missing.

Why don't you...

Slide over inches to the left?

♪ You sweet, sexy thing you ♪♪

Anything for you, baby,

But your left or my left?

Girl, get on over to that left.

Get to that left.

Get to that left.

Perfect.

Now get ready.

I'm about to give you

What I've been dreaming about

All night long.

Oh, yes.

Aah!

Was it good for you?

Because it was great for me.

[Coughing]

Whew.

Why don't you...

Slide over inches to the left?

♪ You sweet, sexy thing you ♪♪

Anything for you, baby,

But your left or my left?

Girl, get on over to that left.

Get to that left.

Get to that left.

Perfect.

Now get ready.

I'm about to give you

What I've been dreaming about

All night long.

Oh, yes.

Aah!

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Will the bailiff bring out the defendant for sentencing?

Come on.

Listen, boy.

You go on, I can hurt you, boy.

You could get along, if you can hack the command, boy.

You going down this time.

Leave the sister alone.

She don't want you.

You got nothing to do with her.

Now, that girl's a working class woman.

She don't want no hoodlum, boy.

You ain't doing nothing with yourself.

That's why you in court.

What you looking over trying to get a crack on.

Hey, baby, how you doing?

You going down this time.

This the fourth time you been here

For robbing old ladies' purses.

Yeah. You young punk,

Ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Have some respect, boy.

Take off your hat in the courtroom.

Boy, I said take off your dilly-dally in the courtroom.

I said take it off, boy.

Huh? That's right.

You drinkin' your ,

Then you go around and disrespect old people.

You ain't getting away with it this time, punk.

You going down today, boy.

This boy's going down today, boy.

He going go, go down to the ground, to the ground,

To the ground, down today, boy.

Ahem.

Go on, judge, do your thang.

Unfortunately, due to a misspelling in the search warrant,

We have to let you go.

Wh-what the--

But you better behave yourself!

Next!

Judge, what the hey?

Hold on!

You--behave himself?

Forget all that. I gots to go. Peace.

Hold on there, young hoodlum.

What's up, man?

You think you can just go around

Disrespecting old folks?

I'm walking.

Uh...well, boy,

They didn't give you the electric chair,

But I'm goin' to, boy. Aah!

[Buzz]

[Gavel pounds]

Quiet in the courtroon!

I'm sorry, judge.

[Gavel pounds]

Order! Order!

I'm sorry, judge!

[Buzz]