02x23 - I Don't Have the Heart

[bunniefuu]

If pam and her new boyfriend don't come soon,

We'll miss the game.

Pam's new man.

What we know about him anyway?

I know he's got six tickets to the pistons game,

And he's taking us.

Gina, you haven't met pam's new man either?

Mm-mmm, but I think his name is simon.

Pam's dating a white man?

Cole, what are you talking about?

Hey, tommy, ain't no brothers named simon.

You know what, cole? You right, boy.

Yeah. See, pam's crossed over.

She ran out of brothers, and she moved on.

Come on.

I know it.

[Knock on door]

She has not.

[Martin] get the door.

Don't tell me to get the door.

Hey, everybody. Sorry we're late.

Everybody, this is simon.

Hi.

Oh, correction, cole, tommy.

There are some brothers named simon,

Like pam's pops over there.

That's her father. That's the truth.

Tommy, cole, this is simon.

Gentlemen, pleasure.

You know, pam has told me

So much about you guys already,

I feel like I know you.

It's a pleasure to meet you, too, simon.

Hey, martin, don't forget the binoculars, all right?

Oh, they there.

You're martin.

Oh, yeah. The one and only.

I thought you told me martin was gina's dog.

We better be going.

Whoa, whoa. You mind if I use the rest room first?

Not at all. It's right through there.

Thanks a lot.

Right there, straight to the bathroom.

So? So?

Waaaa!

That--girl, that's simon?

Yeah.

Simon just got here,

And already he's got to go to the bathroom.

That prune juice must run right through him!

That's not funny.

Come on, pam. Come on, come on.

Girl, tell us. Where'd you meet ol' frederick douglass?

Come on, come on now.

Truthfully-- was you two

Sitting next to each other on the freedom train?

If you buttheads must know,

We met at the gym, o.k.?

We were working out together.

I didn't know you could get a walker on the treadmill!

Pam, don't listen to them.

Simon seems like a wonderful man, you know?

Thank you, gina.

You're welcome.

Plus you can get half off at the movie theaters!

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Come on, young men. You can make it.

Just a few more steps.

All right. All right.

Wow.

Man.

Yo, man. That was eight flights, man.

I don't think the girls going to make it.

Hey, martin.

Hey!

How'd you get here?

The elevator.

Yo, man,

Why you didn't tell us there was an elevator?

You know, I heard all of those old jokes you were telling.

Payback's a gray-haired b*tch, ain't it?

O.k. My man. Respect. Respect.

You the man. You the man.

But I got to admit,

That one about the walker on the treadmill,

That was funny.

Here's a bill.

Damn. A c-note?

I like to pay for my laughs, martin.

Keep them coming.

Yeah, well, you hear the one

About the monkey and the two dogs?

The monkey was getting a lot of attention--

Check this out. Check this out!

Ohh!

Yo, you can see everything from up here, man.

Look at this.

Tommy, look. There goes sharhonda.

That's the one who tried to punk me in the parking lot.

Hey, sharhonda! Hey!

Yeah. It's me! Cole brown.

What's up? I'm on top of the world now.

Who's a punk now, huh? Who's a punk now?

Whoo!

You almost lost your life.

Whoo! I'm cool. I'm cool.

I hope my friends aren't bothering you.

Hey, nothing bothers me while I'm with you, pam.

These last five days since I met you,

They've been the happiest days in my life.

Then let's make some more happy ones.

Whoo. Whoo!

So, simon.

Yeah.

You own this skybox, buddy?

Two--count them-- two skyboxes.

I also have one at the silverdome.

Maybe we can see some lions games in the fall...

If things work out.

Oh, don't you worry about things working out.

Oh, they will be working out.

Ain't that right, pam?

Boy, get your ugly face--

[Martin] don't be hitting me in my jaw.

About the monkey and the two dogs--

The monkey was mad at the dogs, so...

What--what do you think?

He seems nice.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Check it out.

Check it out.

Whoa, pam, that's beautiful,

But isn't that an expensive gift,

Considering you've only been going out a week?

No. I feel like I've known simon forever.

Tell me something about him.

Does he have family around here?

I don't know.

Well, where's he from?

America.

Whoo! Yes! Ha ha!

In his face!

Whoo! Man, oh, man!

I gots to go to the bathroom,

But I don't want to miss nothing.

Don't worry about that.

[Air horn blows]

Large. Large.

Huge.

Colossal.

Hot damn.

W-w-welcome to the family, man.

What's it like to be able to do

Whatever you want whenever you want?

It's great.

I'm thinking about going to jamaica this weekend.

Why don't y'all come along?

Uh... No. No. Nah.

It's on me.

Yeah, mon.

You hear that, baby?

We going to jamaica.

I don't like him paying for us.

Fine. You can drop me off at the airport.

When I get back,

Meet me at baggage claim.

It'd be a pity if you couldn't come.

You'd miss the big day.

What big day?

[Trumpet fanfare]

[P.a. Announcer] ladies and gentlemen,

Before we conclude halftime,

We have an announcement.

This goes out to miss pamela james.

Simon wants you to know that he loves you

And would like to spend the rest of his life with you.

Pamela, will you marry simon?

How about it, pamela?

Make me a happy man.

Marry me.

Uh...yes.

All right!

She said, "yes"!

Oh...

I know, martin. I can't believe it.

This is beautiful.

We're going to jamaica.

Martin.

Martin.

Martin.

Martin, I don't know.

I think pam's rushing things.

We don't know anything about simon.

Wrong. We know two very important things--

That he wants pam and he's paying.

I say we shut our mouths

And get all the free stuff

While we still can

Before he gets to know that woman.

I don't trust him.

He's trying to buy our friendship.

Then good, because I've been giving away my friendship for free

For too damn long.

Hush it up, please.

I just can't believe pam said yes.

They don't even know each other.

You are being selfish.

Pam has finally found love,

And we should help her celebrate it...

Every sunday in the skybox.

[Knock on door]

Beautiful. That's just beautiful.

Girl, get the door.

What's up, girl?

You ready?

What?

Pamela james.

What?

Looking just as good as you want to look.

How's your man?

Martin, get off it, o.k.?

O.k., I'm off of it, but, hey, we're here.

You and me, we're here.

Good. Now go over there.

Over there.

Ha ha!

Look at pam-- make a little joke.

"Go over there." Girl.

Let's go to the bridal store.

I may end up getting a dress off the rack.

That's how it goes when you rush things.

What you mean by that, gina?

Look, pam,

Don't you think all of this

Is happening kind of fast?

It can't happen too fast

As far as I'm concerned.

I'm ready.

And you look ready,

And ready looks good on you.

Now about the hotel,

We got suites?

Pam, look, just because you're ready

Doesn't mean you have to marry a man

You hardly know.

Shouldn't you give the relationship time?

Wait a minute now.

Don't tell her that.

Time is that woman's worst enemy.

Don't do that.

She got to run to it.

This is between me and pam.

You don't want a piece of this.

Two women.

My boys tommy and cole ain't around, are they?

I'm going to go over there.

You seemed to like simon before we got engaged.

Is it you want to be the only one here flashing a ring?

She didn't have to say that.

No. I just said she don't have to go there.

Please, o.k.?

It's not even about that.

I think you got used

To the poor pam who can't get a man.

Now I got one.

I am happy for you.

Yes, I am,

But that doesn't mean you have to marry him right away.

Can you honestly say you love simon?

I can learn to love him.

Oh, please!

That's what you're going to base your marriage on?

And martin's perfect?

Uh-uh, no.

No.

No!

He is not perfect,

But I have known that he is not perfect

For three whole years.

Three whole long, long, long, long, long,

Long, long, long--

Hey, gina, all right.

You don't have to rub it in--

Long, long, long years.

All right?

I went to counseling for this.

If you were a real friend,

You'd be happy for me.

She wants me to be happy for her?

Martin, would you say something to her?

No!

Pam!

No!

Pam!

I'm happy for you.

Forget gina.

Forget gina.

After we get back from jamaica,

Maybe we could take a post-honeymoon trip to hawaii,

If you're in the mood.

Oh, don't worry.

I'm always in the mood

For a little hawaii.

Uh, martin, I was talking to pamela.

Pam, tell the man we in the mood for hawaii.

Martin, there's cheese there,

And it's not from the government.

If it ain't from the government,

Ain't no need to rush.

I want the free cheese.

Go get the cheese.

I know what you're trying to do.

I'll get the cheese.

How about it, pamela?

Two weeks in a row?

I can't miss the time from work.

Work.

You won't have to work after we're married.

You may be right.

We can start a family right away that way.

We already have a family.

Huh?

My daughter by my third wife

Just had a baby.

You get to skip motherhood

And go straight to being a grandmother.

What do you mean your third wife?

I said I'd been married.

Not three times.

Six times.

What?

Six times?

I'm a very impulsive man.

I fall in love very quickly.

I thought you liked that about me.

I do, but...

Simon, maybe we can slow this down

And get to know each other a little better.

Uh--uh...um... Pam.

The less that man gets to know about you,

The better, o.k.?

And whatever you do,

Do not show him the back of your neck

Until after hawaii.

Please, don't do it.

Don't show him the neck.

Martin.

Yeah?

Come here.

This is private.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, private? I know what you're saying.

Excuse me.

Uh, everybody get out.

Out. Yeah.

Uh--uh...

This is our skybox, and we want some privacy.

Now out.

Get to steppin'. Move it.

[Snap]

Yeah.

Started to sink in, didn't it?

You thought about the repercussions, didn't you?

That way, everybody.

Uh-huh.

You know,

Won't have me raise my voice more than once,

'Cause I don't like it,

And I mean it.

Excuse me, martin. Martin.

Huh?

That includes you.

Yeah.

Poof! Pow! Be gone.

Uh-huh.

I mean...

You mean me.

Look, um...

I'll be out here.

If you need me, do one of these.

I'll be out here. That's cool.

You know, I'll mind my business.

Maybe we should hold off on this marriage

And date for a while.

I'm not looking for a date. I'm looking for a wife.

And I'm looking for a husband,

But--but not tomorrow.

I can't honestly say I love you.

I have to be sure

Before spending the rest of my life with you.

Um...the rest of your life?

Mm-hmm.

Ooh.

Um...

Listen, uh, pam,

I hate to tell you this,

But I've never been married

For any more than... Two years.

Hold. Wait a minute.

So what you're saying

Is that you want to rent me.

Don't worry about it.

My ex-wives are well taken care of.

I'm sorry, simon.

See, I'm not for sale.

As a matter of fact,

I'm not even for rent,

So I guess maybe you can...

[Mumbling]

Sorry. I didn't understand what you just said.

I said,

You can take your ring back.

Here you go.

Que será, será.

Oh, listen, if you ever change your mind--

And I'm between marriages--

Give me a call.

[Whistles]

We have a correction to last night's announcement.

Apparently she said, "no."

No!

No!

No!

I can't believe it's gone.

The biggest rock

I've ever seen in my entire life,

And I gave it back.

Yeah. That was stupid.

Hey, yo, I told you to break up with him.

I didn't say nothing about giving the ring back.

Hey.

Hey, martin.

Where you been, babe?

[Sigh]

Gina...

I went for a long walk by myself.

I had to get my head together,

And, uh...

I found myself outside the palace.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

I tried to go up to the skybox...

Ohh.

But the guards, they threw me out.

That's when I really knew

It was over.

Baby, come on.

I blame you.

Yes.

You.

We had a good thing going on--

Me, simon, and the skybox.

But you...

It was beautiful,

And you messed it up.

Why, pam?

When I think about how nice I was to you--

Oh, god.

It makes me sick.

Martin.

Ugh...

Oh, my god.

Martin, go sit down.

Come on, sit down.

Get her away.

It's o.k. You got to get some air.

You heard about that toxic lady.

I think she might be one.

Get her away.

It's o.k. It's o.k.

Ugh...

Martin.

Yes.

Baby.

Baby.

Yes.

You all right now?

I'll be all right.

I'll be all right.

I just need a little time.

Hey, baby, you want to watch the game?

No, baby.

No game.

Bring back too many memories.

Dag, martin,

All of this really brought you down, huh?

Yeah.

Well, in that case...

I feel great!

You know what,

I knew that something good

Would come out of all this.

I feel so much better.

Thank you, guys.

I love you all.

Bye.

She touched me.

Oh, it's o.k.

My arm's coming off.

No, martin, it's not.

Gina, I'm turning into something else.

Gina, she touched me.

No. It's o.k.

Woof!

Come on, boy. Come on.

Hey! What the--

Simon.

Hey, brother.

You got a new one fast.

What are you doing here?

I can't go back to the cheap seats.

Get outta here.

No, I can't go.

I'm not going nowhere.

Get outta here.