02x02 - Really, Gina Is Not My Lover

[bunniefuu]

Oh, dere it is.

Oh, dere it is.

Oh, dere it is.

Girl, your attitude has been so much better.

Therapy has made me a much calmer person, gina.

Well, well, well.

Hey, girl, how you doing?

We were just talking about you.

Where you been?

Well, if you must know,

Nosy and snoop dogg,

I was at the hair show in atlanta.

And guess who walked away

With the golden weave award.

It look just like me, don't it?

Oh...

That's nice.

Isn't that nice, pam?

That's so nice.

Don't patronize me, gina, o.k.?

O.k.? 'Cause don't forget, I don't like you anyway.

Boop!

Why do we bother with this stupid girl?

What did you say?

What--what did you--

Want to run that by again?

I haven't been in a fight all summer long,

And I will drop-kick your a*s into .

O.k.?

Whoop!

Pam, just go inside

Before you do something you'll regret.

That's right, you little mice. You little mice.

You better just crawl back into your hole

Because sheneneh the cat--

Mroww!

Puhh!

O.k. I will let it slide

This one time.

Come on, pam. Just go.

Oh, and, pam...

What, sheneneh?

When did you start acting?

What are you talking about now?

I saw you in that movie...

<Span tts:fontstyle="italic">the crying game?</Span>

You was real good.

But you ain't fooled me.

I knew about you all along.

Just move that weave so we can all see that adam's apple.

Gina, I tried.

No!

Dere it is! Come on! Come on!

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* Martin *

How y'all been? * Martin

* Martin *

* Martin *

Yo, gina!

Hurry up, girl. We only got hours

Before we go to my high school reunion. Whoo!

Martin, I can't believe you're up this early.

Martin, how many pushups did you do, anyway?

Huh? You mean counting last night, gina?

O.k., Add three.

And then add ,, gina.

Hey!

Whoo!

Martin, what is the big deal about this reunion?

Ugh! Oh!

Hey.

It's just a party

Where you get together and catch up with old friends.

No, no, gina. It's about fronting those suckers

You knew in school.

You know, every one you couldn't get with.

Couldn't get with.

Huh?

All the people that's put you down,

Stole your money...

Stole your girl.

When did that happen to you?

Oh, gina, it's happened to me.

I wasn't always perfect.

Oh, no!

Gina, I wasn't always the mack.

See, back then, ricky fontaine was the man.

Pretty ricky what they called him.

Look, this man was captain of the basketball team,

Voted "most likely to have it going on."

Everybody loved pretty ricky...

And hated me, gina.

But you know what, baby?

Wham!

Tonight, the tables are turned.

Whoo!

You going to be fronting all night, I'm not going.

Gina, you got to be there.

You are my trophy.

With you by my side,

Ain't nothing stopping me

From winning that man of the decade award.

Man of the decade?

My man could be man of the decade?

Aah!

Yes.

That's right. That's right.

That's why you can't just look good, babe.

Every man has to want you.

I've got a whole beauty plan for you.

No, martin, no!

Remember you tried to get me that pedicure?

I nearly lost that nail!

I'm sorry about that toe,

But this time, you're going downtown to a real salon--

Juanita's bump-a-curl.

For a facial,

And she going to hook your hair up.

She going to stack it. Wham!

And, gina. Baby...

Please don't get the long weave like pam

Because everybody knows that's horsehair.

Shut up, martin.

People are not fools.

Shut up.

Come here. It ain't finished.

At :, you're going to the dentist.

Dentist? I don't need to see the dentist.

You don't know your own mouth like I do.

Come on. Come here.

See that? Really need to cut back

On the coffee, gina.

O.k. I didn't realize how important all this was.

Thank you. Thank you.

I got a feeling you going to be

The show-stopper tonight.

Yeah! Rerun would love you, girl.

Ha ha ha!

Why you looking through your yearbook?

I'm making a payback list. You're not on it.

Hey, isn't that keisha,

That girl ricky fontaine stole from you prom night?

Ricky fontaine.

Pretty ricky what they called him.

Hold. Hold. Look. Vanessa tucker.

She was my lab partner.

Oh!

You were supposed to hook up with her.

She was going out with ricky's older brother chico.

Pretty chico what they called him.

Damn fontaines, man!

Got you, too, huh, tommy?

Don't worry about it. Tonight is payback, bro.

I seen vanessa, man. She looking pretty good.

Try to hook up with her tonight.

Then we'll have three fine ladies in the house!

Cole. Cole. Excuse me, bro...

But I don't think big shirley

Exactly qualifies as fine.

Ha ha ha ha!

If you get the message,

Call me when you get in.

Damn it, gina! Where are you?

You're late on the most important night of my life!

[Rattling]

I'm sorry, god. I got to be a little more patient.

Gina--

Damn!

Hi, baby.

What's up?

Oh, baby!

Did you get jacked?

Gina, I told you to not fight for the car!

No, martin. Juanita gave me an avocado masque.

What?

An avocado masque!

But you're allergic to avocados.

I know!

And then the dentist hit a nerve

With the novocain.

Oh, martin!

Damn!

How could this happen to me?

I mean, you.

How could this happen to you?

It's o.k., Martin. I can still go.

Hell, no!

No, no.

No, I didn't mean that. I'm sorry, baby,

I can't ask you to do that.

Ohhh...

Martin, I have to be there!

This is a very important night for you!

You could be man of the decade.

Uh...uh...baby... Uh...

Gina...

Wait, gina... I know, I know.

It's not that I didn't want to touch it.

It's just you're leaking, o.k.?

And you know, the dentist puts

Some things in there sometimes.

So, um, look... I appreciate it, though, babe,

But seriously, I think you'd better stay home. O.k.?

Are you sure?

I ain't never been so sure about something in my life.

O.k. Then I'm going in

And take these painkillers the dentist gave me

And go to bed.

I'll tell you all about it when I'm back.

Come on, it's all right. Give me sugar.

Uh, no.

Give me a dab. Give me a dab.

All right?

Now go on.

I--i love you.

I love you, too.

Mmm.

Damn!

Ooh, well...

Yeah.

I don't know about you,

But I'm going to find vanessa.

I'm getting down to business.

Yep. Payback.

Ahem.

Uh-oh.

Look who I see, man.

Clarence baker.

Excuse me, bro.

Man.

Ahem.

What's up, felipe?

Peace.

All right.

Hey, clarence,

What's happening, bro?

Remember me--

Martin payne?

Yeah, I remember.

You and your boys used to cut on my ears.

Yeah.

I guess you heard I'm a radio star.

Yeah, so?

So?

Let me ask you a question.

Are you still selling tapes

Out the trunk of your car?

That's strictly temporary, all right?

Aw, come on, clarence.

For years?

Man, I say that's a career.

O.k., Look here, bro.

When you get a chance,

Hook me up with the new luther.

I heard he's kickin'.

Oop.

Excuse me.

Now, where's old keisha?

Vanessa?

Vanessa tucker.

Hey! Hey!

Tommy!

I remember.

Your curl caught on fire

In chemistry class, right?

Yeah, and it never quite grew back.

Well, you know,

I think bald men are sexy.

It's really good seeing you again.

I came here hoping that I'd run into you.

Really?

Get you something to drink?

No, I don't drink... Not anymore.

I'm taking it one day at a time.

Yeah.

O.k.

All right. Good. Good. Good for you.

Whoo-ooh!

You know it.

Keisha, you still got those moves.

You can still work it yourself, too.

Better than ricky?

You mean pretty ricky?

Please.

That bum dropped me the day after graduation.

Since then, all I think about is you.

Wait, wait.

Let me get this right.

You and ricky fell off after a week.

Right.

Your husband's in jail for selling bad meat.

You got it.

I have the top radio show in all detroit.

That's true.

Why was it you dumped me?

If I knew you was going to turn out--

Save the drama for your mama.

But this is--

'Cause I ain't trying to hear.

Ahh-ahh!

Excuse me.

So, tommy,

It wasn't the ill*gal drugs.

It was prescriptions that really got me into trouble.

I couldn't afford them with my gambling debts.

Isn't that heavy d?

Hey, hey!

You're not going to leave me, are you, tommy?

No, no. I was stretching.

Ah, here we go.

Dante,

Kenny,

And lester.

Y'all have a good evening now.

One more person I'm looking for.

One more to go.

Well, well, well.

Yeah.

Ricky fontaine.

Pretty ricky what they call him.

Check it out, everybody.

If it ain't martin--no gain--payne.

What's up, radio man?

You're a fan now?

No, I'm not.

I caught your show at the car wash...

While they were detailing my porsche.

Ahh...

You mean the one

With the volkswagen engine, huh?

You stop speeding in them residential districts, boy.

Now, is that still in your mama's name or what?

Listen, brother,

Ain't nobody got to buy me nothing.

I got my own business.

Did I mention my fiancee's miss michigan?

She's just as pretty as me.

Ah, well you better hurry home.

I think she needs her eyeliner back.

Look, man.

You may have heard of my woman.

She's a fashion model-- jay-nah.

She's on the magazines.

Oh, yeah. That's right.

I saw her bent over in <span tts:fontstyle="italic">jet</span> magazine.

A scorpio, right?

Ohh.

You a wild boy.

You a wild boy.

You a wild boy...

Just like your sister on sunday.

What do you know?

The little scrub marty payne

Is a radio celebrity with a model girlfriend.

If you go gargle,

You'll be my runner-up for man of the decade.

Ah ha ha!

[Gargles]

Well, come on, man.

<Span tts:fontstyle="italic">you</span> man of the decade, bro?

I think not.

My girl's finer than yours,

And my pockets are fatter.

Oh, yes. The pockets stay swollen.

Man, I wrote a check last week,

And the bank bounced.

I don't know, but I'm scared.

They tell me eight people got hurt.

What in the hell is that?

Martin.

Martin.

Martin.

You know, crazy fans like this show up.

I got to handle this.

Get security on that.

Martin.

Babe, babe, babe, what are you doing here?

Martin...

I couldn't let you down.

I took the pills and had a nap,

And now I'm fine.

I'm really fine.

Ooh...

That's where I left it.

Now, let me... Let me get it, gina.

All right, baby, listen.

Baby...

O.k., Baby, listen.

Listen, o.k.?

I really appreciate you coming down here and all,

But the party's over, baby.

Yeah.

You mean I missed it?

I went through all of this for you,

And I missed it?

Oh, this is my man's day,

And I ruined it.

I'm going to make it up to you.

Ah, gina.

You're a saint, martin.

You do an awful lot for your <span tts:fontstyle="italic">fans.</Span>

I try to give back to the community.

You got the jacket, didn't you?

Excuse me.

What's her name, mr. Martin?

Gi...

Gina, baby.

Get off me. I can do it myself.

Now, martin,

This wouldn't happen to be

That supermodel girlfriend of yours,

Would it?

Look, bro,

I tell you about that later on,

But right now, you got a pair of dice on your nose.

Hurry. Go.

We got to get out. Vanessa's crazy.

What's up with gina?

I'll explain it later.

Let's get her to the car.

Your attention, please.

It's that time

When we announce the winner

Of the man of the decade award.

And the winner is...

Martin payne?

All right.

Come on.

Martin...

Whoo!

Ahh.

Whoo.

You know,

I came here tonight

To get even with all of you,

But since you named me man of the decade,

I just got one...

One other thing to say.

All y'all can go to hell.

That's right.

Come on.

Who are we kidding?

You didn't like me then,

And you don't now.

You go, boy!

I love that boy.

I do.

I love that boy.

I know. I know.

Enough of this.

I want a recount.

Martin's woman's no supermodel

Like he claimed.

She's this...

Elephant woman looking thing here.

You laughing a little too hard, ain't you, bro?

Now...

Ricky fontaine--

Pretty ricky's what they call you--

You owe my girl an apology.

Please.

She should be apologizing to pretty ricky.

That's pure, unadulterated ugliness.

She's so ugly, it would take--

Ohh!

Back up!

Back up!

Y'all ain't going to keep messing with my girl.

Baby, look, I'm sorry.

I haven't been treating you right.

I felt I had to front for these clowns.

I don't care no more.

This ain't our place. Let's go.

Come on. Come on.

I know.

You know.

They don't know.

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

One--one thing I got to say to all of you.

[Mumbles]

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

Kiss...

My...


Gina!

Lose it.

Lose that one, gary.

Gina!