01x41 & 01x42 - Christmas Special

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

[ Christmas jingle plays ]

All: ♪ we love making toys at

The north pole ♪

♪ For children all around the

World, that's our only goal ♪

♪ We have to work fast, santa's

Leaving soon ♪

♪ He must deliver all the

Presents ♪

Hey, look at this spoon.

Both: ♪ la, la-la-la,

La-la-la-la, la ♪

♪ I'm making my list and

Checking it twice ♪

♪ Twee diddly dee, do dippity

Dice ♪

All: la, la-la-la,

La-la-la-la, la ♪

♪ Christmas time is here --

Ow! My leg!

Oh, my goodness gracious!

This is bad.

This is very bad.

Christmas is in three hours.

What are we gonna do?!

[ Christmas jingle plays ]

Mr. Gus: hey, pizza steve,

Mind giving me a hand with these

Christmas lights?

Pizza steve: sorry, bro.

Really busy decorating the

Christmas tree over here.

Mr. Gus: [ growls ]

Uncle grandpa, can you give me a

Hand with these lights?

Uncle grandpa: absolutely

Not, mr. Gus.

I don't celebrate christmas.

Mr. Gus: really?

Then why are you wearing that

Christmas sweater?

Uncle grandpa: oh, I thought

It said "cheese mash."

Doesn't matter -- I still hate

Christmas.

Pizza steve: what about

Santa claus?

[ Grunts ]

Everybody loves santa claus.

[
Spiteful laugh]

Uncle grandpa: [ crying ]

You know what?

Santa is a crazy person!

[ Grunts ]

He's a creepy old man who flies

Around the world breaking into

Children's homes and claiming to

Make them "happy."

That's all pretty stupid if you

Ask me.

Mr. Gus: uh...

[ Both gasp ]

[ Roars ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Screeches ]

[ All scream ]

[ All grunt ]

[ Crreak! Rip! ]

[ Snap! Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: that was

Lucky.

Wait. Where am i?

Um...merry christmas?

[ Spiteful laugh]

Uncle grandpa: no!

Stop laughing!

[ Wheels squeaking ]

What is hedoing here?

Uncle grandpa: [ grunts ]

[ Pop! ]

Well, I actually wouldn't have

Come here by choice.

[ Grunts ]

Hmm!

Uncle grandpa: brother.

[ All gasp ]

Mr. Gus: wait. What?!

Pizza steve: text me later,

"K," babe?

Gave her a fake number.

[ Chuckles ]

So...what I miss?

Mr. Gus: uncle grandpa and

Santa are brothers!

[ Whurp! ]

Pizza steve: say what?!

Uncle grandpa: yeah.

You guys never saw the

Resemblance?

[ All gasp ]

Mr. Gus: but if santa claus

Is your brother, then why do you

Hate christmas?

Uncle grandpa: because it's

The one time of year that

Reminds me of my lousy brother,

Who likes to make me feel dumb.

That's because you aredumb.

All you ever do is mess things

Up, just like that one day.

Uncle grandpa: huh?!

Take that back!

That was your fault.

It wasn't my fault.

Oh, you are such a dunderhead!

You do this every time!

Uncle grandpa: let's just cut

To a flashback so we can all see

For ourselves.

the year was 1983.

i spent all summer writing and

choreographing a rap routine to

perform at the usa talent time

celebrity search.

♪ [ Rapping ] yo, yo, yo, I'm a

Rappin' grandpa ♪

♪ Rappy, rap, rap, and a

Slappity doodah ♪

♪ I'm santa claus, I'm a

Rappin' kind of guy ♪

♪ Check out uncle grandpa, he's

Lookin' really fly ♪

♪ Now slide to the right, wink

At your knee ♪

♪ Do the lock-pick if you

Wanna -- ♪

Aah! Hey! Watch it!

♪ Now you do a little turn, make

A little spin ♪

♪ Swing your arms 'round and

'Round -- ♪

Ohh! Come on, uncle grandpa!

Pay attention!

♪ Now you drop to the floor and

Wiggle all around ♪

♪ Do the slimy worm if you wanna

Get dow-- ♪

Ohh!

♪ There's no brain inside that

Head 'cause you can't think

Straight ♪

♪ So you make a hard fist and

Punch yourself in the face ♪

♪ Now you look real foolish from

Bein' so clumsy ♪

♪ So you pull out a mallet and

Smash your face like a dummy ♪

Uncle grandpa: [ grunts ]

♪ I guess you're feeling

Hungry, so you eat a car tire ♪

[ Glug! ]

Uncle grandpa: those aren't

The lyrics I wrote.

♪ Then you run around onstage

'Cause you think your shoe is on

Fire ♪

Uncle grandpa: huh? What?!

[ Whiffle! ]

[ Both grunt ]

[ Both grunt ]

[ Spiteful laughter ]

Huh?

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Ominous music plays ]

[ Boop! ]

Need I go on?

I was scarred for years because

Of santa, and whenever anyone

Mentions christmas, all I hear

Is [gulps] laughter.

[ Sobbing ]

Oh, give me a break with that

"Tortured sibling" routine.

[ Bell tolls ]

Oh, no! It's christmas!

What are we gonna do?

Who's gonna deliver all of

Our presents?!

[ Whimpering ]

Pizza steve: [ grunts ]

Hey, uncle g, one of the elves

Was just saying how kids are

Always leaving milk and cookies

Out for santa.

If we volunteer, that's like a

Lot of free milk and cookies for

Us.

Uncle grandpa: and help my

Ungrateful brother and these

Disgusting little freaks?

Forget it, pizza steve.

I'm putting my foot down.

Aah!

Pizza steve: yo, mr. Gus.

Why don't you weigh in on this?

Uncle grandpa: yeah, get up

Here, buddy.

Don't be shy.

There's plenty of room.

Aah!

Uncle grandpa: do you mind?

We're trying to have a private

Meeting here.

What do you think, mr. Gus?

Should we fill in for my meanie

Brother and deliver all these

Presents or what?

Mr. Gus: sure. Why not?

You like helping kids.

Uncle grandpa: you're right!

I like helping kids!

Together: yay!

Uncle grandpa: but I'm not

Wearing that ridiculous outfit.

I have something much better in

Mind.

Mr. Gus: I can't believe we

Have to wear these dumb

Costumes.

Uncle grandpa: well, what do

You guys think?

Everything is 100% practical for

Efficient present-delivering

Purposes.

Mr. Gus: are those cotton

ba*ls glued to your face?

Uncle grandpa: yeah, and

These extra-long fingernails

Help with gripping presents.

They also come equipped with

Night vision.

[ Horror music plays ]

Kids are gonna love the new

Look.

Mr. Gus: uh...maybe we should

Keep things traditional,

Uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: nah, I think

I'm sticking with this.

Thanks.

Pizza steve: [ grunting ]

Whew!

Okay, belly bag is ready to go.

Belly bag: [ muffled ] I

Don't feel so good.

Uncle grandpa: just toss that

Fat sack in the back.

You ready, girl?

Grft: [ roars ]

Make sure you listen to santa

For instructions through your

Wrist communicator,

Uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: listen for the

Thing in the thing.

Got it.
And try not to mess this up

Like you do everything else.

Uncle grandpa: I think you'll

Be surprised as to how good I

Am.
Okay,
giant realistic flying tiger,

Christmas h*!

Aah!

[ Clatter! ]

Uncle grandpa: okay, what's

The first stop?

Your first stop is the

Johnsons' house.

They have two girls and one

Bo-ouch!

Uncle grandpa: what in hot

Dog's name is a "bo-ouch"?

Mr. Gus: I don't know.

But there's the house.

remember to go through the

chimney gently and quietly.

Uncle grandpa: this isn't my

First time entering a house, you

Know?

Also, I still hate you.

[ Whoosh! ]

You heard him, tiger -- gently

And quietly.

Go!

Grft: [ roars ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Boop! ]

Aah!

What the heck is going on in

Here?!

Uncle grandpa: merry morning.

Get out of my house!

[ All panting ]

Uncle grandpa: okay, that

Wasn't so bad.

What's next?

[ Groans ]

Little timmy down the street.

His toys are clearly labeled in

The bag.

And if you mess this one up, I

Swear I will rip off your

Mustache and eat it!

Mr. Gus: found it.

[ Rattle! ]

Uncle grandpa: [ shudders ]

There's the house!

[ Tink! ]

[ Zing! ]

[ Boop! ]

Careful now.

It's very dark in here.

Mr. Gus: yeah, I can see

That.

Pizza steve: oh, yeah, son.

[ Grunts ]

Now, that's what I'm talking

About.

[ Munch! ]

[ Coughs, gags ]

Gluten-free vegan raisin

Cookies?

No thanks.

[ Glug! Glug! ]

[ Spits ]

Fat-free almond milk?!

Give me a break, kid.

[ Zap! ]

Uncle grandpa: mr. Gus,

There's no room down here.

This christmas tree already gave

Birth to a bunch of presents.

Hmm. I have an idea.

There we go!

And as for you...

Boofa, baby!

[ Zap! ]

[ Foosh! ]

[ Bubble! ]

Careful, now.

It's very dark in here.

Uh, santa? Is that you?

Uncle grandpa: oh, hi, timmy.

[ Whimpering ]

Ugh!

[ Crying ]

give me a hug.

give me a [distorted] hug.

Uncle grandpa: um, uh...

Aaaaaaaaahh!

Uncle grandpa: good job

Blowing that one, santa.

≫ you have some nerve blaming

me for all that, especially

since you don't listen to me.

Uncle grandpa: don't listen

To you?

That's a great idea!

I guess I'll go with my

Instincts on this next one.

Hmm.

That house looks appropriate --


What?! No!

Uncle grandpa, that house is

Completely off-limits!

Uncle grandpa: I said I'm not

Listening to you anymore!

[ Foosh! ]

I think I'm gonna handle this

One alone, you guys.

So don't come in after me.

No matter how long I take, just

Assume everything is a-okay.

Whee!

[ Whoosh! Plop! ]

[ Laughs ]

So, how does it feel always

Being wrong?

[ Clang! ]

Huh? What's going on?

Uncle grandpa: [ grunting ]

Hey! What did you do thistime?

i tried to warn you.

this house is off-limits.

little sally smith has been

naughty for years!

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

Finally my collection is

Complete.

Uncle grandpa: collection?

The easter bunny?

St. Patrick's day leprechaun?

Thanksgiving day turkey?

The veteran's day velociraptor?!

[ Roars ]

Uncle grandpa: b-but I'm

Not --

You're not santa!

I was expecting santa!

Oh, well.

[ Sweetly ] I'll still cut you a

Piece of pie.

[ Giggles ]

Be right back!

Uncle grandpa: uh, guys?

I actually doneed your help.

Help! Help!

[ Muffled ] help!

Pizza steve: another one.

Another nutcracker.

These are the worst toys ever.

Mr. Gus: [ sighs ]

Wake me up when you find argyle

Socks.

Uncle grandpa: thanks a lot,

Brother!

You got me into the worst mess

Possible, all because of your

Dumb-dumb christmas holiday!

Calm down!

I know the layout of her house.

I can get you out of there, but

You have to follow my

Instructions.

Uncle grandpa: what's the

Point?
You'll probably make me mess it

Up like you did our rap

Competition.

That's it!

Elfie, drop a beat and make it

Extra rappy cool.

Aye, aye.

Uncle grandpa, listen to me.

♪ [ Rapping ] if you'd like to

Escape your christmas cage ♪

♪ Put aside your sibling rage♪

Uncle grandpa: ♪ oh, cool,

Just like old times ♪

♪ I can do the dance moves to

All your rhymes ♪

♪ slide to the right, wink to

Your knee♪

♪ then do the lock-pick if you

Wanna be free♪

♪ jump really high to clear that

Chair♪

♪ look out for that bear that

You didn't know was there♪

Uncle grandpa: ♪ so many

Obstacles all across the floor ♪

♪ if it makes it easier, then

Slide across the wall♪

♪ if you move fast enough, we

Could still save christmas♪

Uncle grandpa: ♪ I think

We're back in business ♪

[ Roars ]
[ whiffle! Zing! ]

♪ Careful, uncle grandpa, and

Back away real slow ♪

Uncle grandpa: ♪ would you

Look at that?
We're right below the
mistletoe ♪

Dance break!

Whoa!

You're even better than mr. Gus.

♪ All right, uncle grandpa,

No more dancing with the

Raptor ♪

♪ If you want to make it out,

You need to move a little

Faster ♪
♪ you're almost there, things

Are looking really nice ♪

Uncle grandpa: ♪ I'm almost

At the door -- ♪

Hey! I got you a slice!

Uncle grandpa: I give up!

Please!

All I ask is that you still give

Me that pie.

Wait a second.

You're uncle grandpa!

I didn't recognize you with that

Costume on.

Sorry if I scared you earlier.

How did you escape?

Uncle grandpa: ooh!

[ Pop! ]

Gimme!

By using the influential power

Of hip-hop.

[ Chomp! ]

Mm-mmm.

Also by learning that in order

To move forward as a person, you

Have to let go of the past.

Oh, I get it.

So you're saying I should let go

Of all my favorite holiday

Mascots to become a healthy,

Well-rounded individual?

Uncle grandpa: uh.

Well, I wasn't really trying to


Relate to your situation.

I was mostly focusing on myself.

All: yes! Yes!

That's what he's saying!

Yeah, I guess you're right,

Uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: aside from

That lousy pie, you're not so

Bad, little sally.

See you later!

Bye!

Later!

Goodbye, veteran's day

Velociraptor.

And thank you for your service.

[ Roaring ] america!

Uncle grandpa: well, looks

Like I saved christmas after

All.

Hardly!

It took you forever to deliver

The rest of those presents.

It's already spring.

Uncle grandpa: oh, right.

[ Chuckles ]

Guess I should listen to my

Brother more often.

Eh, sorry for losing my

Temper all the time.

We do make a pretty good team.

Uncle grandpa: we sure do.

Which means we finally can bury

The hatchet.

Why?!

Why?!

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

Thank you, uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: [ chuckles ]

See you around, huh?

Uncle grandpa: where are you

Going, snow buddy?

Snow buddy?!

Pizza steve: so by the time I

Slayed the dragon and finished

Saving the rest of the orphans,

I had built up quite the

Appetite.

So I did what any amazing person

Would do, and I cooked a

Delicious seven-course

Christmas eve dinner for me and

All 500 orphans.

It was unbelievable.

Mr. Gus: yeah, that sounds

Unbelievable.

'Cause I don't believe you.

Pizza steve: hey, if uncle g

Hadn't insisted on cooking

Christmas eve dinner for us

Tonight, pizza steve could have

Showed you his holiday

Meal-making skills.

Oh, well.

Next year, I guess.

Grft: [ roars ]

Mr. Gus: yeah, speaking of

Dinner, you almost ready with

That food, uncle grandpa?

We're starving over here.

Uncle grandpa: just applying

The last finishing touches.

[ Squeak! Squeak! ]

Done!

Mr. Gus: all right!

Grft: [ roars ]

Pizza steve: [ cheers ]

About time!

Uncle grandpa: hope you're

All hungry.

Mr. Gus: wow!

You outdid yourself,

Uncle grandpa.

Pizza steve: yeah!

I can't wait to eat this.

Uncle grandpa: wait!

I should take a picture of this

Gorgeous feast so I'll always

Remember it.

Can I have my camera, belly bag?

Belly bag: okay, but try to

Make it quick.

We're all pretty hungry here.

Uncle grandpa: no problem.

Say "cheese!"

Whoops.

Forgot to take the lens cap off.

Mr. Gus: oh, come on,

Uncle grandpa.
Let's just use our minds to

Remember this meal.

The food's getting cold.

Uncle grandpa: don't worry.

I just got to get the right

Angle.
Almost got it.

Pizza steve: no!

Don't step on the cream cheese!

Uncle grandpa: that's butter,

Not cream cheese.

Whoa!

[ All gasp ]

I think they liked it.

Mr. Gus: I hope that picture

Was worth it, 'cause you just

Ruined christmas eve dinner and

My mood.

Pizza steve: at least those

Stray dogs got a nice holiday

Meal out of this.

[ Grumbling ] unbelievable.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: are you mad at

Me, too, belly bag?

Belly bag: ugh.

More disappointed than upset.

Uncle grandpa: aw, man.

I ruined everything and I

Disappointed my friends.

I'm the worst.

Maybe it will be better if I

Just disappear.

Uh-oh.

You guys hear that?

Yeah, sounds like

Uncle grandpa is pretty

Discouraged down there.

Lawrence, you want to handle

This one?

Sure.

I like his show.

Why not?

You'd better hurry.

He's making his way toward the

Town bridge.

Uncle grandpa: [ sighs ]

Guess the only thing I can do to

Not let any of my friends down

Again is to blast myself into

Far away outer space using this

Conveniently placed jet pack

Someone left on the bridge.

Oh, my.

What do you plan on doing with

That jet pack?

Uncle grandpa: gonna launch

Myself into space and float

Aimlessly forever so I won't

Disappoint my friends anymore.

Oh, dear.

Well, that doesn't sound like a

Pleasant idea.

Maybe you should come with me

Instead.

Uncle grandpa: who are you?

I'm lawrence, your guardian

Lobster.

Uncle grandpa: how come I got

Paired with a lobster?
Just a random compatibility

Thing.
[ Chuckles ] no worries.

Uncle grandpa: oh.

Come with me.

I need to show you something.

Uncle grandpa: that's a

Little weird, but okay.

[ Crowd shouting ]

[ Groans ]

Uncle grandpa: hey, what's my

Pal frankenstein doing with that

Angry mob?

And why is he so sad looking?

I'm showing you

Frankenstein's life if you

Didn't exist.

You were the only person who

Understood him.

Uncle grandpa: but I do

Exist.

Well, yeah, technically you

Do, but I'm showing you a

Hypothetical world of life

Without uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: hypo-therma

Cool?

Uh...yeah. Come on.

Let's keep going.

Uncle grandpa: hang in there,

Buddy!

[ Groans ]

Uncle grandpa: hey!

I recognize that rainbow.

That's giant realistic flying

Tiger.

Hey, get that tiger out of

Here!

We need a defense, not a mascot.

Grft: [ meows ]

[ Thud! ]

[ Laughs ]

Now thaa hit!

Uncle grandpa: why doesn't

Tiger just quit this job and go

Hang out back at the r.v.?

Because if you don't exist,

There is no r.v.

Uncle grandpa: but I do

Exist.

Hypothetical, remember?

Uncle grandpa: oh, yeah.

Now finish up your hot dog.

There's more.

Uncle grandpa: okay.

[ Chuckles ]

Time to, like, pick out an

Accessory for this holiday

Party.
Hmm...

Belly bag: ooh!

How about me today?

I want to go out!

I match with anything red, I'm

Very handy, I'm --

Ooh!

This wrist bands are cute!

Like, all right!

Belly bag: no, wait! Please!

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

Belly bag?

Belly bag: wh-wh-who said

That?

Who knows me?!

Uncle grandpa: it's me!

Your best pal and rightful

Owner, uncle grandpa.

I can't stand to see you

Neglected like this.

Belly bag: uh, I don't know

Any uncle grandpas, but I'd be

Happy to come and accessorize

Your outfit...

Or carry any of your belongings.

Just get me out of this drawer!

Uncle grandpa: can I please

Bring him with me?

Sorry, it doesn't work like

That.

Like, what are you strangers

Doing in my room?

Uncle grandpa: got to go.

Sorry, belly bag.

Stay positive.
Belly bag: no!

Don't go! Don't go! Wait!

Uncle grandpa: dinner was a

Good idea, lawrence.

I think I'm gonna have the

Lobster.

No offense.

I didn't take us here to eat.

Uncle grandpa: pizza steve?!

Pizza steve: ahoy, mateys.


What be yar order today?

Hey, pizza

Whatever-your-name-is.

How many times do I have to

Remind you to wear the eye patch

While serving customers?

Pizza steve: sorry, sir.

Uncle grandpa: hey, you be

Nice to pizza steve.

He's the coolest guy in the

Universe.

Ha!

If he's so cool, where are his

Sunglasses?

[ Muttering ] coolest guy in the

Universe...

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

Pizza steve's not cool?!

Your pizza steve's biggest

Fan.

If you didn't exist, pizza steve

Would have nobody to be cool

For.

So he works here instead of

Having a cool lifestyle.

Pizza steve: so, can I start

Ye off with an appetiz-arr?

Uncle grandpa: no!

I can't bear to see you like

This, pizza steve!

[ Sobbing ]

Pizza steve: how did that guy

Even know my name?

Uncle grandpa: I don't know

About all this

Hippo-theory-school stuff,

Lawrence.

It's starting to bring me down.

Sometimes, the truth can be

Difficult.

If you didn't exist, think of

How difficult it would be for

Your friend mr. Gus.

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

Oh, no!

Mr. Gus is dead!

[ Sobbing ]

Oh, no, no!

No, no!

Mr. Gus: I'm not dead.

Uncle grandpa: mr. Gus?

You're not dead?

Mr. Gus: no.

But all my relatives are.

Me, I'm just dead on the inside.

Uncle grandpa: but you're the

Best, strongest dinosaur buddy

I've got.
Mr. Gus: you must be in some

Hypothetical reality, 'cause I

Don't have any friends.

Now I'm gonna go back to mopping

This same spot over and over.

Man, you meet the strangest

People here after hours, boy.

Uncle grandpa: poor mr. Gus.

This is terrible.

Why are you showing me this,

Lawrence?

Why?!

Because as your guardian

Lobster, I need to help you see

How much your friends need

Uncle grandpa.

But it's up to you whether or

Not you want to launch yourself

Into space to float aimlessly

Forever or...stay with your

Friends.

Uncle grandpa: I definitely

Know what I must choose.

Uncle grandpa: I choose my

Friends!

I'm sorry I left without making

Things better.

I'm sorry I almost launched

Myself into space to float away

Forever.

And I'm sorry I ruined dinner

And saw how unfortunate your

Lives would be without me.

Pizza steve: oh, so that's

Where you were.
Belly bag: why didn't you

Just come back inside?

We're your friends,

Uncle grandpa.

We would have forgiven you for

Messing up dinner.

Uncle grandpa: I just needed

A mysterious guardian lobster to

Remind me that no man with

Friends is a failure.

Pizza steve: oh, don't be so

Hard on yourself next time,

Uncle g.
Mr. Gus: yeah, it's all good.

We just ordered takeout from the

Chicken wing joint down the

Street instead.

Uncle grandpa: aww, you guys

Are the best!

[ Doorbell rings ]

Pizza steve: chicken wings

Are here!

Whoo!

Belly bag: everybody knows

Every time that bell rings,

Pizza steve gets his wings.

[ Laughter ]

Uncle grandpa: I don't get

It.

Merry christmas, everybody!