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01x32 - Sick Bag

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Uncle Grandpa". Aired: September 2, 2013 – June 30, 2017.*
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Uncle Grandpa is a magical shapeshifting person that stops by children's houses every day to see how they are doing.

01x32 - Sick Bag

Post by bunniefuu »

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Mr. Gus: uncle grandpa!

Come out of there!

We need you!

Uncle grandpa: [ farting

Noises ]

[ Whistle! ]

[ Toilet flushes ]

Mr. Gus: [ grunt ]

Uncle grandpa, come on!

Uncle grandpa: uh, hold on a

Second!

I'm just brushing my teeth!

[ Farting noises ]

Pbht! Pbht!

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

[ Whip! ]

What's the big deal, mr. Gus?

You need me to brush
yourteeth?

Mr. Gus: for the last time,

No!

Thisis the big deal!

[ Roaring ]

Uncle grandpa: don't worry!

My trusty right-hand pouch,

Belly bag, and I will handle

This!

Hey, you!

Let go of our house, you big

Whatever you are!

[ Roaring ]

Uncle grandpa: hey!

That's not very nice!

Look, you know you're asking for

It!

[ Groans ]

That tears it!

Belly bag, hand me my laser

Hammer.

Belly bag: okay.

[ Coughs ]

Uncle grandpa...

[ Coughs ]

[ Whip! ]
...here you go!

Uncle grandpa: thanks.

Now eat laser, you villain!

Hey!

That's not my laser hammer.

Oh, I get it?

I shouldn't fight on an empty

Stomach.

[ Gulp! ]

Okay, I'm ready.

Hand me my laser hammer!

Belly bag: [ coughs ]

One laser hammer coming up!

Uh...

Uncle grandpa: that's not

Right!

Belly bag, this isn't like

You!

Belly bag: [ coughing ]

I'm sorry, uncle grandpa.

Here.

Uncle grandpa: oh, come on!

That's not even in style!

[ Boot caws ]

Now, where's my laser hammer,

Belly bag?!

Belly bag: I'm sorry,

Uncle grandpa.

I'm not feeling so hot.

I think I'm sick.

[ Coughs ]

Uncle grandpa: sick?!

Oh, no!

We got to get you well, buddy!

[ Zip! ]

[ Chomp! ]
[ Screams ]

Uncle grandpa: I got to

Figure out what's wrong with

Belly bag so I can come back

And destroy you, so don't go

Anywhere.

[ Tires screech ]

Belly bag: I'm sorry I let

You guys down back there.

I must have caught some sort of

Belly bug.

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

A belly bug?!

Pizza steve: don't worry,

Belly bag.

These guys are gonna do

Everything they can to get you

Well, while I supervise from a

Safe distance.

[ Zip! ]

Uncle grandpa: we can't

Waste any time.

We got to get in there and

Squash that creepy, crawly bug

That's making you sick!

Mr. Gus: I don't think it's

An actual insect making

Belly bag sick, uncle grandpa.

It's just a figure of speech.

What he really needs is a nice,

Hot bowl of chicken soup to

Make him feel better.

Uncle grandpa: chicken soup?

That's the most ridiculous thing

I've ever heard.

Now excuse me while I go inside

Belly bag and slay this

Belly bug that's making him

Sick so he can help me defeat

That monster outside.

[ Whip! ]

[ Coughs ]

[ Shrieks ]

Ah-choo!

[ Whip! ]

Uncle grandpa: whoa!

Belly bag must be really sick.

It's usually much weirder in

Here.

[ Creak! Squeak! Pop! ]

Aha!

[ Creak! Whip! ]

I knew it!

That belly bug's taken my laser

Hammer!

He's probably hiding in

Belly bag's belly.

But how do I get there?

[ Splat! ]

Belly bag's tongue!

This will lead me straight to

His belly!

Huh. Tongue-tied.

[ Bleats ]

Uncle grandpa: [ hooting ]

[ Imitates tarzan yell ]

Hey there!

[ Chomp! ]

N-n-nice doggy!

[ Chomp! ]

[ Groans ]

Ahh!

Sorry.

Uncle grandpa: oh, boy!

Frankenstein's castle!

Hey there, frankie!

[ Groans ]

Uncle grandpa: you're looking

A little green.

Are you feeling okay?

[ Groaning ]

Uncle grandpa: it can't be

That bad.

What are your symptoms?

[ Groans ]

Ah-choo!

[ Snap! ]

[ Poink! Twang! ]

Uncle grandpa: [ groans ]

[ Chomp! ]

[ Warble! ]

[ Creak! ]

Uncle grandpa: whoa.

That is bad.

That bug is making everything

Sick!

Don't worry, frankenstein.

I will stop that bug and stop

This madness!

[ Groans ]

Choo!
[ Glass shatters ]

[ Groans ]

Uncle grandpa: uh-oh.

Looks like things are getting

Worse.

I wonder how belly bag's doing.

Belly bag: whoa.

[ Coughs ]

Mr. Gus, is that soup ready?!

Mr. Gus: it's coming!

I wonder if I made enough.

One more can won't hurt.

Just like grandma used to make.

[ Screams ]

[ Whip! ]

[ Can clanks ]

Almost done!

Belly bag: [ coughing ]

Pizza steve: hey, belly bag,

You know what I do whenever I'm

Not feeling 110%?

I give myself a healthy dose of

Vitamin me!

Ooh, yeah! That hit the spot!

Belly bag: I wonder how

Uncle grandpa's doing?

I wish I could give him a hand.

Uncle grandpa: now, where is

That darn belly hiding?

It's got to be around here

Somewhere.

Oh! Hey there, little hand!

Are you here to give me a hand?

[ Poink! Poink! ]

Huh?
[ Groans ]

Hey, what's the big idea?!

[ Poink! Poink! ]

What now?!

Oh! Hey!

[ Creak! Smack! ]

[ Shivers ]

That's not helpful!

[ Grunts ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Creak! Slink! Slink! ]

Uh-oh! Wet willie!

[ Splat! ]

Hey!

[ Pop! Creak! Whip! ]

I know how to handle these

Hands!

Cat's cradle! Come and get it!

[ Ding! ]

Huh huh. "Good morning"!

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Creak! ]

[ Whistling ]

There's that belly!

Now we'll get to the bottom of

This!

When I see that bug, I'll give

Him a little of this and a

Little of that and a couple of

These here!

Oh, hey there.

[ Grunting ]

[ Ding! ]

[ Coughing ]

Uncle grandpa: oh, no!

The bug that belly bag caught

Caught me, too!

How'd you get in belly bag's

Stomach anyways?

[ Coughs ]

Remember the gas station?

Belly bag: I don't know,

Uncle grandpa.

Does it seem fresh to you?

[ Flies buzzing ]

Uncle grandpa: excuse me.

Is this sushi fresh?

I guess.

Uncle grandpa: yeah, you're

Fine.

[ Coughs ]

Now, what business do you have

Down here, uncle grandpa?

Uncle grandpa: I'm here to

Make you stop bugging belly bag

So he can get back to normal,

And I want my laser hammer back!

[ Coughs ]

Yourlaser hammer?

I think you mean my

Laser hammer!

I call her belinda, and we're

Getting married.

Mwah!

Uncle grandpa: you can't

Marry that hammer!

I need it to stop a giant

Monster in the city!

[ Groaning ]

And her name's not belinda.

It's samantha!

[ Groaning ]

Well, how are you gonna stop

Me?

[ Laughs, coughs ]

Uncle grandpa: the only way I

Know how.

Belly bag, hand me my laser

Hammer!
Belly bag: uncle grandpa,

You're still inside me!

Uncle grandpa: oh, yeah.

Maybe mr. Gus was right all

Along and I was wrong.

Oh, too bad.

Now quit bugging my fiancã©e and

Me!

[ Grunts ]

Uncle grandpa: [ screaming ]

[ Coughs ] wha--

Uncle grandpa: I'm free!

[ Zap! ]

[ Groans ]

Samantha, how could you?

[ Laughs ]

Time for uncle grandpa to go

Squish!

[ Rumbling ]

What is that rumbling?

Mr. Gus: aw, yeah.

This soup should fix you up.

[ Coughs, groans ]

Hey, gimme that!

Uncle grandpa: here ya go.

Whoops!

[ Screams ]

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

[ Laughs ]

You think some soup noodles are

Any match for me and my laser

Hammer?

Uncle grandpa: yes!

[ Grunts ]

[ Crack! ]

No-o-o-o!

Uncle grandpa: [ slurp! ]

Yes!

Now let's get out of here!

[ Computer beeps ]

Sweet.

[ Monitor beeping ]

Mr. Gus: hey, belly bag,

Looks like you're getting your

Complexion back!

Uncle grandpa: yo,

Frankenstein, I'll catch you

Later, buddy!

[ Grunts ]

Uncle grandpa: hey,

Belly bag, open up!

Belly bag: okay!

[ Chomp! Pop! Whip! ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

[ Pop! Splat! ]

Belly bag: hey! I'm feeling

Like my old self again!

Your idea worked, uncle grandpa!

Uncle grandpa: it was all of

Our ideas together!

Great job, everyone!

Pizza steve: anytime,

Uncle g.

I'm always there for my friends.

Uncle grandpa: you have a

Big heart, pizza steve.

[ Rumbling ]

Pizza steve: save yourselves!

Mr. Gus: it looks like this

Monster means business.

Uncle grandpa: nothing to

Worry about now that I got my

Laser hammer back!

Fire away, honey!

Ah-ah...

Ah-choo!

[ Splat! Pop! Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: uh-oh.

Ah-choo!

[ Splat! ]

Belly bag: order up!

Three hearty bowls of

Belly bag's famous noodle soup

For my three sick friends.

Uncle grandpa: [ coughs ]

Thanks, belly bag.

Think we can get one more bowl?

Belly bag: coming right up!

[ Roaring ] ah-choo!

[ Creak! Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: oops! Oh, no!

I've got to get it back in!

[ Ding! ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

Too late.

Mr. Gus: [ groans ]

That better be the last time

Uncle grandpa locks himself in

That safe.

Next time, he's on his own.

What the?

[ Screams ]

[ Beeping ]

Uncle grandpa: mr. Gus, I'm

Stuck again!

Thanks, scary-cyborg guy.

[ Clanking ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Whip! Poink! ]

[ Screams ]

Mr. Gus: hello?! Police?

Help! I'm being chased by a...

No. Please don't k*ll me.

I'm begging you.

You don't have to do this.

Why me?!

[ Shuddering ]

[ Ding! ]

What?
[ Whirr! ]

Tag!

You're it, mr. Gus.

Mr. Gus: what?

I didn't know we were playing

Tag.

[ Laughs ]

I'm gonna get you, tiny miracle.

[ Laughs ]