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01x06 - Nickname

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Uncle Grandpa". Aired: September 2, 2013 – June 30, 2017.*
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Uncle Grandpa is a magical shapeshifting person that stops by children's houses every day to see how they are doing.

01x06 - Nickname

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Uncle grandpa: hi, kids!

All: uncle grandpa!

Pizza steve: whoo!

Did somebody order a pizza?

All: pizza steve!

Mr. Gus: hey, kids.

All: and some lizard guy?

Mr. Gus: my name is mr. Gus.

Uncle grandpa: hey,
larry big shirt.

Long time no see.

Hey, uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: how's it

Going, blondie?

Doing great, uncle g!

Uncle grandpa: what's going

On, duck head donny?

[ Quacks ]

Uncle grandpa: [ laughs ]

Good one, donny.

Slap me some feather down low,

Huh?

Hiya, spaghetti legs!

How's my favorite pasta doing?

I'm fine, uncle grandpa!

Uncle grandpa: and who are

You?

Eric.
Uncle grandpa: [ laughs ]

No.

I meant your nickname.

Oh, that?

[ Sighs ] I don't have one.

All: [ sigh ] lame.

I guess I'm too boring to

Have a nickname.

Pizza steve: you could say

That again.

While spaghetti legs over here

Is amazing!

Hey, kid.

Know what goes with spaghetti?

I don't know.

Pizza steve: pizza!

Hey, kids, let's hang!

All: yay!

[ Sighs ]

Mr. Gus: don't worry about

That, eric.

Look at me.

People say I'm boring, but I

Think I'm pretty nifty.

Anyway, I should get back to

Cleaning out the fridge.

Uncle grandpa: I feel your

Pain about nicknames, eric.

When I was young, I didn't have

A cool nickname either.

It was a dark time.

What is your nickname?

Uncle grandpa: bobo.

Whoa!

Well, how do I get a cool

Nickname like that?

Uncle grandpa: you can't just

Get
a nickname.

You gotta earnit!

Well, how do I do that?

Uncle grandpa: you have to do

Something...legendary!

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Legendary?

Like what?

Uncle grandpa: hmm.

That's a good question.

Legendary...legendary.

Perfect!

To earn your awesome nickname,

You must tame this crazy,

Overgrown yard!

Well, that doesn't look too

Bad.

Uncle grandpa: you're right!

We'd better do something about

That.

Belly bag, you're up.

Belly bag: got ya, uncle g!

Uncle grandpa: thank you,

Belly bag.

This should do the trick.

Thanks, bobo!

Whoa!

I've never seen a yard like

This!

Uncle grandpa: neither have

I.

So...i'm supposed to tame

All tto become legendary?

I'll never get a nickname!

Uncle grandpa: sure you will.

And I will be your chronicler!

I'll record all of your

Legendary deeds in this

Legendary book!

Every legendary person needs

One.

Uh...okay.

Uncle grandpa: your legendary

Journey begins.

Well, what do I do first?

Uncle grandpa: according to

What I just wrote, you must blow

Those leaves into a pile.

Here's your weapon!

Start blowing.

[ Engine revs ]

Hold on, hold on.

You'll never get done at this

Rate.

I'll just turn the power up a

Little.

[ Rocket engine revs ]

Now you'll be done in no time!

[ Coughs ] that was tough!

So, what's my nickname?

"Leaf face"?

Uncle grandpa: no.

The book says the next thing to

Do is...whack those weeds!

Aww...it's a possum.

[ Shrieks, chomp! ]

Aaaaaaaaaaah!!

Uncle grandpa: weeds

Whackethed!

[ Screeching ]

Phew!

So, is "eric the weeds master"

My nickname?

Uncle grandpa: nice try, but

You're not legendary yet.

Now, pull that stump!

[ Grunting ]

Uncle grandpa: lift with your

Legs!

[ Grunting, panting ]

Stump pulled!

Bees! Aaaaah!

[ Sighs ] ouch! Phew!

[ Panting ]

Okay, I blew the leaves into a

Pile, whacked the weeds,

Wrestled the possum, pulled the

Stump, and survived an army of

Bees!
I musbe legendary enough for a

Nickname now.

Uncle grandpa: hmmmm...not

Yet.

Says here you got one final

Quest before you get a sweet

Nickname.

You gotta go over there and cut

Down...that bush.

This one seems easy.

Looks like you saved the easiest

For last!

Uncle grandpa!

That bush --

Oof!

Is...not...a-a bush!

[ Roars ]

Uncle grandpa: I'm pretty

Sure that's a bush, eric.

[ Growls ]

Uncle grandpa: hello, bush.

Belly bag: that's not a bush!

That's not a bush!

Uncle grandpa: hey, hey, hey.

Belly bag, uncle grandpa is

Talking.
Hello, bush.

I'm your uncle --

Uncle --

Uncle --

Grandpa.

[ Slurp! ]

[ Smacks lips ]

I taste like s'mores!

You might be right.

That's not a bush.

It's a lunatic flame-blowin'

Tree dragon.

[ Growls ]

Oh, no! What are we gonna do?

Uncle grandpa: if you want a

Nickname, eric, you're gonna

Have to slay that dragon.

[ Roars ]

But how?

Uncle grandpa: I have just

The thing.

Good morning!

Whoa!

[ Tires screech, crash! ]

Mr. Gus: what's going on?

Uncle grandpa: hand me the

Barbarian sword, mr. Gus.

Hey, eric -- catch!

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Aah! Oof!

[ Grunting ]

[ Creaking, popping! ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Deep voice ] whoa!

This yard work really paid off.

Now, I'm gonna slay that dragon.

Uncle grandpa: uh, one other

Thing, eric.

Says here you also got to save

Me.

Save you?!

Uncle grandpa: yep!

[ Roars ]

Aaaah!

Uncle grandpa, he melted your

Sword!

What am I gonna do?

Uncle grandpa: something

Legendary.

[ Rocket engine revs ]

[ Roars ]

[ Engine stops ]

Oof!

[ Roars ]

Oof!

Oof!

Oof!

[ Roars ]

Oops.

Hey, lawn of the dead!

Quick, uncle grandpa!

Grab my hand!

Uncle grandpa: wait! Not yet.

Okay.

Hang on!

Oof!

[ Roars ]

Uncle grandpa: pull the

Stump, eric.

[ Grunting ]

[ Dramatic music stops ]

[ Roars ]

All: whoa!

[ Dramatic music resumes ]

[ Dramatic music stops ]

Uncle grandpa!

Did you see that?

I was so legendary, I must have

Totally earned a nickname.

Uncle grandpa: well, let's

Read what your chronicler

Transcribed.

Blew the leaves, pulled the

Stump, slayed the dragon, and

Saved your uncle grandpa.

Sounds like a legendary journey

To me!

Eric, you have earned your

Nickname.

I bet my nickname is

Dragontooth, 'cause I slayed the

Dragon, huh?

Uncle grandpa: nope.

Your nickname is...

Cupcake.

My nickname is cupcake?

Uncle grandpa: yeah.

You like cupcakes, don't you?

Sure, I guess...

Uncle grandpa: well, there

You go.

Way to beat that dragon,

Cupcake!

[ Quacks ]

Yeah, cupcakes are delicious!

[ Laughs ]

I love my new nickname!

Thanks, uncle grandpa.

Pizza steve: you know what

Goes great with cupcakes?

Pizza! Let's hang!

Uncle grandpa: no,

Pizza steve.

We have a far more important

Quest.

To find another barbarian sword

For the rv!

Pizza steve: so, we're going

To the mall?

Uncle grandpa: exactly.

Pizza steve: yesssss!

[ Engine turns over ]

See ya later, uncle grandpa!

Uncle grandpa: [ grunting ]

Hello, children!

Well, apparently some

"Animator" forgot to color me

In.

So, grab your permanent

Markers...

And on the count of three,

You're going to color me

Beautiful.

You ready?


[ Squeaking ]

[ Click ]

[ Audience member coughs ]

[ Hip-hop music plays ]

♪ Yo!

♪ Yeah!

♪ Yeah!

♪ Yeah!

♪ Yeah!

♪ Yep

[ Cheers and applause ]

Mr. Gus: thanks.

Uncle grandpa: hmmm...

So I guess apparently you're not

Supposed to color on the tv.

We gotta erase this!

So on the count of three, go

Grab your erasing hammers.


[ Crashing! ]