12x07 - Party Dockin' in the House Tonight

[bunniefuu]

Previously,
on "Below Deck"...

I’m very well aware that
I fall pretty quickly.

[moaning]

Hey!

Hey!

- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.

We’ve got a charter tomorrow.

Hugo’s worked on much
larger vessels than ours.

Let’s just tidy some
of this stuff up.

- Hey, I cleaned that.
- Clean it again, mate.

All these people
own strip clubs.

[laughing]

Guests would love to have
a concert on the dock.

- Holy sh--.
- In one day.

Why are you guys
still standing there?

Get on the boat!
Let’s go!

Rainbaeu!
You’re on my sh-- list.

Take this happy little
whatever sh-- this was.

And you just bring back
something I like.

Copy that.

I am planning your
very own carnival.

No pressure, Fraser.
No pressure.

Just sold them this dream.
Nothing is here.

This is so bad.

I’ve got a bad feeling.

How are you feeling overall?

Well, I was expecting to
see a little something.

I know, yeah.
We had a little delay.

We’ve got some really
demanding guests,

so we’ve got a lot of
pressure on us right now.

If there’s not activity,
we’re going to feel the heat.

I’m so excited.

There better be gyrating.

What time are your people
able to start setting up?

As soon as... they’re actually
on the way right now.

So as soon as they get here,
everyone hands on deck.

Everything is in
place, basically.

Fraser, make sure we get
a checklist of all the things

that you want to see.

Just dot our "I"s,
cross our "T"s.

- Okay.
- All right.

Well, thank you so much, buddy.

I look forward to hearing
from you as soon as possible.

See you soon, mate.

- And thank you.
- Thanks, boys.

- Thanks, Puff.
- All right.

I’m bringing Carnival to
the dock for these guests,

and a dock party is
nothing without people,

so I’ve asked the marina to
invite their friends and family

and to join.

We’re going to make this
as foolproof as possible,

so we want to have
our own checklist,

item numbers,
one, two, three, four.

- You know what I mean?
- Yes.

But there is so much to do.

We still need staging,
DJs, bands, stilt walkers,

fire dancers,
and I’m seeing nothing,

so this might be the most
stressful day of my life.

At all?

Not yet.

- How are you doing, Cap?
- How are you?

Good, good.

We’ll be out of here
about 2:40.

Get the anchor up, get in.

That sounds good.

Yep. Cool.

You ready for this
lunch service, chef?

Yeah.

I need to cook my Pad Thai.

I need to make a main course...

Hate to sounds like a jerk,
but it’s kind of cold, I guess.

I don’t know.

Do some stuff that you can do
with your eyes closed, mate.

Just think about that.

So, I don’t see any trouble
for this lunch.

- It smells like truffle and...
- You smell what?

Like truffle and salmon.

It’s better than vinegar.

What made you choose Vegas?

I ended up job searching
on Craigslist.

I first was Sherry’s,
then went to Sapphire’s.

Then I was like, oh,
okay, well,

this is going to
be my career now.

Are your parents understanding
of your career choice?

- They’re very conservative.
- Conservative, yeah.

Well, now they’re okay, but,
like, before they weren’t, yeah.

Yeah.

What are you sooking about?

I’m just being a sook, mate.
There’s no reason.

I’m just being
a ----ing depressed [bleep].

Yeah, I know.

I wear my heart on my sleeve,
and, I mean, if I’m in, I'm in.

But Jess and Solene
have got their thing.

I can recognize that.

But Solene’s still kissing me
in bathrooms and whatnot...

Oh!

It’s not a nice situation
to be part of.

She’s toying
with people’s emotions.

Definitely don’t think
she’s really bothered

about how she makes
other people feel.

It’s quite selfish.

And, yeah, I’m a bit hurt.

Jesus, I never
saw so much money.

Oh, I’m not sure.

We should work a nice
strip club.

- If it’s money like this?
- Yeah.

How’s everything going?
What’s the report like?

It is coming together nicely.

There’s a lot to get done.

A few delays, so we’ve
got time.

I love it.

What time are we going?

- Three.
- At 2:40, we’re firing up.

Yeah, start with the
lines in the bow.

Chase, do you want
to go up and eat?

I’m not hungry, but maybe
a piece of fruit or something.

I’m ready
for the first appetizer.

Still or sparkling?

Have some of both?

Yeah.

What am I calling it?

All right,
I’m starting the next.

We’ve got a non-veggie option.

Provencal tart.

Thank you.

Oh, my gosh, it looks delicious.

Did you sort the pump
situation out?

Yeah, pump’s sorted, yeah.

- It’s delicious.
- It is good.

It’s like a puff pastry.

- Yeah.
- Pizza.

Do you want me to come with it?

Yes.

So, for the lunch today,
we have salad niçoise

with Ahi tuna, and for
you and him,

I have a pork chop.

- Wow.
- Bon appétit.

- Thank you.
- You’re welcome.

Appreciate it, chef.

[phone rings]

Come on.

Ai, yi, yi, yi.

- Who are you calling?
- The event planner.

- And?
- Nothing.

Hey, my event planner
went quiet on me,

but then I just got hold of him,
and he’s sent me updates.

We have a stage.

I thought it was going
to be up high.

- Yeah, same, but...
- Still, it’ll work.

It’ll work, yeah.

Can I get you anything?

- Bottle of wine.
- What color?

Very good.

I’ll spike it with
something as well.

Deck team, deck team,

let’s get ready to heave
the anchor, please.

Copy that.
We’re ready to heave anchor.

Let her rip.

This is the VIP area.

Had the primary
sitting here watching.

Anchor’s free of
the waterline, Cap.

And you’re free to move along.

These we can use for dessert.

Yeah.

What’s your least favorite
dish to wash?

I understand nothing.
Can you repeat it, please?

What’s your least
favorite dish to wash?

I don’t understand.

Least favorite.

Which dish do
you not like washing?

Everything.
I hate washing.

Oh.

I’m trying to do better
as a leader

and, like, I
would love to connect,

but it’s not working very well.

So growing up, I was very
much a troublemaker

and now that’s why I take
so much responsibility

when I’m involved in any
conflict because growing up,

it usually was my fault.

And that’s why I keep trying

and, like, never
give up, but, like...

It’s just not
the greatest feeling.

That’s awkward.

I can drink four
bottles of Prosecco.

She’ll do, like,
at Thanksgiving especially.

You’re allowed.

I start drinking at 10.

Okay, guys, we have 10 minutes
’til bridge opens.



Interior, we’ll need you in
position for the fenders.

Copy that for interior.

Thanks, Fras.

Good luck.

This is your first
time coming in, right?

Yeah.

I’ve crossed this bridge before,
but on really small boats.

I’ve never done anything as
big as St. David through it.

This bridge is notorious for
people to always ram into it.

So the pressure’s on,
and I want to make sure

that we don’t screw this up.

You got this.

I think in any kind of
leadership position,

it’s really important to
show calm on the outside,

because if you don’t have
your sh-- under control,

no one under you is going to.

Okay, coming to starboard Wing.
Starboard Wing.

- You good?
- Just happy to see you.

I haven’t seen you all day.

Your stern is now in line
with the beginning of the wharf.

Stern is in line.

- Distance ahead?
- Five meters.

Man, that is tight sh--
right there.

That’s very narrow.

Distance to starboard side,
two meters and closing.

Port side maintaining
two and a half meters.

There’s a head-on wing
that’s super strong.

Cutting it close.

- So tight.
- I’m very scared right now.

To come ahead, five meters to
be clear of the bridge.

Same here.
Level here, lad.

You’re looking good.

You’re now clear of the dock.
Your stern is past the bridge.

Nice work, Cap.

- Woo-hoo!
- Thank you.

You’re clear to
start maneuvering.

Step one complete.

I know this stupid question,
but are there monkeys here?

That’s not a stupid question.

It looks like there could be.

I don’t know.

First line going ashore.

We can start doing lines.

Forward leading
spring made fast.

Forward spring secure.

Is that tight, or
you want a bit more?

We’re good.

Just need to take up
a little bit on this one.

Cool. Perfect.
You can lock it off.

Well done, mate.
Well done.

Thank you. Well done
to you, too, man.

Good work.

I’m so freaking happy.

Having Hugo on the boat
is night and day.

He’s not walking around
all scattered,

freaked out at what he’s seeing.

Excellent work.
Excellent, excellent work.

- Everyone did really good.
- Cheers, Cap.

Congrats.

It’s like being a proud father
seeing all the kids get on.

Plug the passerelle in.
Get the chairs out.

Yeah.

And then get the
rest of the boat away.

- Cheers to everybody.
- Hells yeah..

Coming up...

- What is that?
- This is a good one.

- Oh.
- What the [bleep], Fraser?

- You made a mess.
- Thank you for letting me know.

Is this supposed to
be one bite of meat?

Yes.

Do you know how many swallows
that took me to get that down?

[bleep] you.

I think they’ve
lost their minds.

We don’t have any ----ing
crew on this boat.

Rainbeau!

Do you know where So-so is?

Yeah, she’s on service.

[laughing]

I’m sorry.

Go back now.

- So that’s...
- So that’s going to be food.

And then we’re going to have
the drinks on this side.

I don’t see any guest
requests being unreasonable.

I just see it as being
layers of difficulty.

I had this one guest
who wanted the sunset

on the left side of the boat,
not the right side of the boat.

So we spun the boat around.

Working on yachts,
there’s a lot asked of us.

But setting up a
concert in a marina,

never done it before.

Yeah.

I can bullsh-- pretty good,
but [bleep] man, this is tough.

If we just do a deck check,

wipe stainless flats
and that kind of thing,

then we can change
into regular clothes.

- Yeah.
- You’re going to break?

I’m going to
sleep, yes.

Yeah, go.

Fraser, Fraser, we’re still
planning dinner

around eight, correct?

Before would even be better,
between seven and eight.

But I need to know what time.

Well, between seven and eight.

I mean, you know,
I make the magic happen,

but you know, it’s
a lot of sh-- to do.

Yeah, or you can tell me
a time that works.

I would do my best to
be ready at 7:00, 7:30.

Ugh.

Uh-oh.
Dads are fighting.

If it’s going to be
a problem, 8:00.

- We don’t need to
- ---ing fight about it.

If we need to do 7:30,
I’ll do 7:30.

- 8:00.
- No, I’ll do 7:30.

Bro, you really need
to chill out.

So, I’ve been doing this job
for a really long time.

I don’t need a babysitter.

I also have some questions

about why I really
get fired that way.

Where’s the entree?

- Yeah.
- Amazing.

They’re just waiting.

So, what’s the plan, Chef?

This is not the environment
for you, mate.

I’m doing you a favor.

This is the first
time I get fired.

So, I think it’s going to be
time very soon to talk with him,

because I cannot keep no more
of this feeling inside me.

Whoo!

Just a little moment.

How long is your break?

One hour.

You’re scared of me?

Yeah.

Mmm.

I’m definitely more
attracted by men.

So, testosterone, it’s raw.

What the hell happened in
the back of your pants?

I sh-- myself.

With Scottish, I’m not
closing the door with him.

But I really don’t know.

We all kiss each other.

Maybe this is the yachtie world.

Yeah, I’m new in this industry,
so I just...

It’s not my fault.

You can snuggle with us.

Okay, the VIP section
has not even been set up yet.

Yeah, so we got to do that.

This is a Latina
sandwich right now.

Not me, I’m French.

Where did the others go?

They were all having sex,
I think.

- Oh.
- Oh.

Oh!

Barbara. Fraser?

Yes, Fraser, go ahead.

Can I please have you
on service?

Perfect, perfect.

Like, where is everyone?

Okay, guys,
that was really good.

That was amazing.

All crew, all crew. Everybody
in their blacks at six.

And what is it?

Oh, my God.

Jesus.

- You ready to party?
- I’m ready.

Let’s do it.

[squeals]

I’m excited.

I was wondering if I could
have you guys ready

to start performing at 6:15?

Yeah, 6:15 on the dot.

Shout out to Leslie.
She’s the primary guest.

Okay.

How’s it going?

Great. So we’re going to
start at, like, 6:30.

Is that okay with you guys?

Hurry up, though.
Let’s go.

You can’t rush perfection.

I need all of you in 10 minutes
in the sky lounge.

You don’t make the rules
around here, all right?

Sorry.

Jason, you made it!

- Fraser, Rainbeau.
- Go ahead.

Is it okay if I go down now?

Yeah, go down.

Thank you, Fras.

Wonderful guests.
we would love to invite you up

to the beautiful experience
of the St. David Carnival.

I’m so excited.

We’ll have to bring the dollars.

Welcome to your VIP experience
of your own festival.

- Woo!
- Yeah!

Oh, sh--.

- I’m gonna need more of these.
- Here we go!

- Oh, my God!
- A stilt walker!

- Yes!
- Yeah!

Carnival is a festive period
before Lent.

I think it’s really cool that,

whilst we’re in
these beautiful places

that we celebrate the
culture and we kind

of just really
immerse ourselves.

♪ By the touch of your love

♪ By the touch of your love ♪

[chattering]

Doesn’t matter how I feel,
you know,

I’m very loyal for my friends.

Like, that’s very
important for me.

Coming up...

Master sheets were
still on the bed.

No, Rainbeau
did the master, yeah.

I feel like no matter
how much effort I put in,

it’s not good enough.

God dammit.

Mother----er.

[wolf whistle]

So this is very
unprofessional, huh?

Yeah, the guest put me one of...

I’ve never done this before.

Shout out to Leslie and friends,
real quick, real quick.

[shouting]

Yes, big up yourself, Leslie!

This has been such a monumental
effort to make this happen,

and I’d be nowhere without
my party planner.

I’m loving this.

A chance to hear some music
and just let my hair down.

We all deserve this,
but me the most.

Yeah!
Y’all having a ball, right?

Go ahead, go ahead.

Guests are going to be heading
up in the next 10 to 15.

Let’s rock 'n roll, baby.

So this is...

Shrimp c*ck.

Croque monsieur.

And I have a brocolini valuté.

Okay, I’m going to do them
one by one.

Let’s keep the party going,

because we ain’t
done yet, right?

[cheering]

- That was ----ing fun.
- I had fun, too.

I needed a break.

Can I offer you some caviar
with crème fraiche on a blini?

These little fish, they
didn’t make it, did they?

Yay!

What is that?

This is a good one.

- [glass crashes]
- Oh, my bad!

- What the [bleep], Fraser?
- I know!

Fraser, I see this!
You made a mess.

- Fraser, you made a mess.
- I did.

Thank you for letting me know.

- ---ing [bleep].

I’m supposed to put
this in my mouth.

Well, this was delicious.

Did all the food look good?

Yeah.

It’s supposed to
be one bite of meat.

Yes.

Do you know how many swallows
it took me to get that down?

They have no decorum, class.

We don’t have any ----ing
crew on this floor.

Rainbeau!

Rainbeau, you cannot
leave the room.

It’d be fair if you
were drunk and a good time,

but when you get drunk
and rude and sloppy,

it’s like [bleep] you.

I don’t know if
it’s no self-awareness

or there’s a screw loose.

It’s yours!

I think it’s a screw loose.

I think they’ve
lost their minds.

We’re winding down, guys.
We’re winding down.

Great job, guys
getting the party going.

Good job yourself.

It hasn’t always been choice.
It’s peer pressure.

The party’s finished.

All right, garbage,
garbage.

Garbagio.

All that sh--.

We’re out for the night.

- Good night.
- Good night, guys.

Go to beddy bye.

- Do you know where So-so is?
- No.

Actually, I do know
her So-so is.

- Where?
- She’s talking with deck team.

How was your
deck team tonight?

- Good.
- Yeah?

Yeah. I think it’s like
a mid-season situation,

but things have
been going so good,

so you feel like you can
just sit back

and do ----ing nothing.

It’s more kind of
demotivating for me.

Of course.

It really affects my work ethic.

I’m going to start laying some
laws down very soon.

Copy.

Dammit, I’m learning.

I’m talking to Jess for tonight.

Let’s just refresh.

[bleep]. I mean, there’s
going to be confetti

and sh-- everywhere, so
just take the Dyson around.

Yeah.

Of course we can.

I’m starting to see that Solene
and Jess are distracting

each other, which ends up
causing more work for us.

Is Jess around to do the slide?

Um...

Me neither.

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

Do you want a hand,
or you guys got it?

- No, I think we got it.
- Oh, we got it.

Okay.
I’ll catch you guys tomorrow.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

It’s fine. Like, you're
welcome to be distracted

by an attractive
person at work.

But everybody needs
to do their part.

You need to do your
job because we’re a team.

We pick up everybody
else’s slack,

but when somebody
drops the line,

we’re all going to fall over.

Coming up...

When you say they don’t care,
I genuinely care.

Yeah, but we don’t have time.

She genuinely doesn’t
give a [bleep].

I hope your heart is
stronger then that,

otherwise you’re not going to
pass your 30 years.

You dumb b*tch.

Oh, I need to go to bed.

[yawns]

All of them.

She just doesn’t want to do it.

It’s like, I get it,
you’re tired,

but I’m also tired.

Check all the day heads, please.

And then flip laundry
before you go to bed.

What is pulled from dryer?

Every time anyone pulls
anything from a dryer,

we fold it and we
put it in a pile.

- You have to fold everything?
- Yep.

Ooh lah, okay.

I’m more than happy to help
the team in any way possible.

But if you’re now going
to take advantage

and just have me do it all
because you don’t want to,

it’s like, [bleep] you,
bro, [bleep] you.

They have diarrheas.

Enjoy French champagne

because I’m good people
and I deserve it.

I’ll take this out. Let
me know if you need a hand

- with anything else.
- Thank you, Damo.

You’re a ----ing godsend.

You’re the reason
I don’t go to bed crying.

That’s not true.

No, that is very accurate.

She’s not worth the money
she’s paid to be

on this ----ing boat.

[snoring]

Oh!

Hello?

- Good morning!
- Good morning! How are you?

Group hug!

- I like group hugs.
- How are you?

I’m good. How are you?
I just stepped on your toe.

You’re fine.

Did you like last night?
So fun, right?

I just danced and danced.

That was sick.

- I legit had a blast.
- So much fun.

So fun.

And I think they
all had fun, too.

She’s still sleeping?

I don’t know.
You don’t see her.

What time is she
supposed to wake up?

Now.
She’s supposed to be here now.

Okay. I got work to do.

Oh, yes.
I have work to do.

I love a girl
that’s late to work.

French toast?

They look delicious.

Brilliant.
Straight on the table.

Today, for breakfast, we have
lobster and bacon Benedict

with Hollandaise sauce.

- Enjoy your breakfast.
- Thank you so much.

Thanks for taking
care of us, chef.

- We loved it.
- Thank you, guys.

Hugo, can I ask you something?

Yeah, sure.
What’s up?

Yeah.

Are you their pimp
or their madam?

My team’s got it covered, right?

Because they’re both
still fighting for one.

I don’t want to
get mixed up in that.

No, but you like Solene.

No, no.
I mean, I think she’s pretty.

I think she’s pretty.

Okay, that’s not a problem.

I’m in an open relationship,

and I’d be lying if I didn't
say Solene was attractive.

But I just see so
many hands in this pot,

and it’s not that
it’s a turnoff,

but it just really
shuts me off.

For me, it’s not just
about physicality.

It’s a big part, but I want
to connect with people.

That’s the most
important factor,

if and when I’ll do anything.

At the moment, no,
I think I’m good.

But then, you know, let’s see.

- Captain, are you free?
- Surely am.

- Hola.
- Hola.

Good job last night, mate.
Everyone’s super appreciative.

We’ve succeeded.

Things are going well, but
I don’t want things to slip.

I see it every year.

There’s time for
a good old time.

Yep.

But not whilst others
are breaking their backs

to get the job done.

So certain people
at certain times

aren’t making things
happen as they should.

Is that what we’re saying?

Yeah, and, you know,
catching lots of people

sort of just having
breaks whenever they want.

Chatting with
people they might be

friendly with on the exterior.

Guess what I
have in my mouth?

- My tongue?
- Yes.

[laughing]

I’ve seen these situations
all too many times

to know that they’re not
going to take care of themselves

and eventually
they will blow up.

When crew hear
praise from guests,

they think they’re excelling.

But there’s more going
on than what happens

- at the front of the house.
- Absolutely right.

So I’m going to have a nice
little chat with the team today

with no smiles.

I don’t want to put fear
in anyone’s mind,

but, you know,
it’s not unlike me

getting rid of someone
on last charter.

If you can’t toe the line...

Yeah.

Appreciate your
guidance, as always.

All right.
Thanks, mate.

Coming up...

I know we had good
comments from our guests,

but I wasn’t happy
with this charter.

So we can either be
resilient and strong,

or we’re going
to have some problems.

You finished that?

Very good.
So much food.

I’m going to excuse myself and
go start packing and whatnot.

Interior, interior, let’s
get changed into our whites.

I need to take a sh--.

Oh, sweet, I don’t need
to do it anymore.

These clothes are no
longer fitting me.

Off to the next adventure.

- What is your name?
- Damo.

D-A-M-O.

You’re actually now thunder
from down under,

- just so you know.
- Yeah.

[laughing]

Oh, the evil cackle.

Still echoes in the walls.

[echoing cackle]

When they leave,
I’ll still have nightmares.

[laughing]

What’s going on with Solene
and Jess?

Yeah, well, it depends if
Solene is,

because I know she’s
still got her eye on you.

Really?

Very, very interesting.

Rainbeau, what was
your favorite part?

Of our trip.

- When you guys leave.
- [laughing]

Soso and Kyle, they had
a kiss in the bathroom.

He’s like, bla-bla-bla.

Yeah.

I love Jess, you know,
but I don’t know

if So-so really likes girls,
you know.

But I have a feeling that Jess
is going to get hurt.

My last relationship was with
that girl that she was straight.

And of course, she
didn’t leave the guy.

I don’t trust.
I don’t know.

I think she has feelings.

I know that.

I got you.

Ah!

In the blue corner, fighting
out of Scotland.

He’s got her in the bag before.
Let’s go!

And in the red
corner there’s Jess.

All right, guys,
let’s line up.

Oh, Lordy.

Already sweating.

- Okay.
- We have to leave the boat now.

Thank you for everything.

I don’t want to say goodbye.

Thank you so much.

So much fun last night.

It was great.

We just had a fantastic time.

Everything was perfect.

The party last night
made my heart

completely full to see the joy.

That was really icing
on the cake,

and here’s some more
icing for you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you. Bye-bye.

Bye.

Get off. Get off.

And don’t ever come
back, honestly.

All right, guys,
let’s get out of uniform.

You’re off charter.

I’ll call you up soon.

Get this boat turned around.

- Thanks, Cappy.
- Thanks, Cap.

We’ll change into blues
and flip everything.

Get to washing.

Never been so happy
to see a guest leave.

Oh, my God, Cap.

Yeah.

Quick, quick word.

I know, I know.

You beat me to
the punch with Solene, right?

That’s fine. No, dude,
there’s no hard feelings.

Like, well, I do owe
you an apology.

Yeah.

When I found that she
was coming onto me,

I should have at least
spoken to you about it.

- We’re past it.
- Thank you for coming to me.

- No, of course.
- That’s really sweet.

We’ll move forward.
Let’s have a good night.

[bleep] yeah.

Transparency within the team
is a good thing.

I think if I was in Jess’s shoes
and the girl I was seeing

was kind of being deceitful
and kind of going behind my back

and not being true,
I’d like to know, yeah.

This caught me by surprise,

but at the same time,
I think it’s very sweet.

What goes around, comes around,
bites you in the a*s.

All right, we’re on.
Let’s get changed.

Oh, lo, lo.

b*tch?

Who say what?

We can’t say names.

Did you kiss Scottish?

I don’t really remember.

Stop to be bitchy.

I was washing toilets.
He came. I was confused.

I panicked.

[laughing] Is that what you
always do when you panic?

She didn’t ask.

[laughing]

All crew, all crew,

five minutes, sky lounge
for tip meeting.

- Copy that.
- We made it again.

- We made it again.
- Ooh.

Ah, I’m loving this.

Ah, boy.

Everyone’s enjoying sitting
down for a moment, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Quite a charter, a lot
of challenges involved.

Incredibly amazing,
kind and friendly guests.

[laughing]

What more could we ask for?

You did a great job, mate.
Your first charter with us.

Thank you.

Took a lot of pressure
off my shoulders.

You done a great job, Anthony.

Interior-wise, you had so much
to deal with with these guests

and this concert.

How did you manage
all that, mate?

[applause, cheering]

It was a lot, but we made it.

I am starting to
see some complacency.

Now’s not the time
for us to just flat-line.

So, I have some great news
and some even greater news.

Let’s start with
this thing here.

For this charter, we did...



Woo-hoo!


absolutely incredible.

- Yeah, it’s good.
- It’s a good average solid tip.

Average-sized.
Who doesn’t love average-sized?

Doesn’t always need
to be ginormous.

So, the greatest news is...

Oh, my God.

We have two days off.

- What?
- Two!

Stop!

Not just two days off,
you lucky b*stards.

Oh!

Management has decided
to get a villa.

- Shut up!
- Yes!

So, it’s carnival week here,
which is a big deal.

So, we have a VIP set up for
you guys to watch the carnival.

Oh, my God, I want to cry.

The crew have got an amazing
couple of days ahead of them.

They’re going to have
their very own villa.

Has beautiful sand,
turquoise water.

Absolutely perfect.

That’s a pretty
good way to recharge.

Just don’t come to work
hungover in two days.

All right, let’s get this
boat turned around today,

knock off, get amongst that.

- Cheers, guys?
- Cheers.

- Amazing work.
- Thank you, guys!

What coffee do you
drink in the morning?

Coffee.
I have my specialty.

Why?

Because I was going to bring
you a coffee this morning.

But I didn’t know
what coffee you drank.

Thank you.
You’re amazing.

I’m sorry.

Did you just say she’s cute?

No.

You liar, I see everything.

You sound jealous.

She does. She does.
It’s okay.

There’s a lot of
Jess to go around.

I know. Okay.

I do have feelings for her,

but now that I know
that she’s into Kyle,

I’m just like, oh.

I’m not going to stop myself

from feeling things
towards people.

And I think, I mean,
from the get-go,

Barbara is a beautiful girl.

But it can be tough falling
for someone who’s g*y

because it’s genuine and real.

Interior, Fraser. Can we meet
in the sky lounge, please?

- Copy.
- I don’t have energy.

Hello.

Okay.

I know we had good comments
from our guests on departure,

but I wasn’t happy
with this charter.

I think we can do a lot better.

I think we’ve become
really comfortable.

Can you sit up for me, my love?

I know it’s the middle
of the season.

I know we’re tired,

but that’s what yachting is.

So we can either be resilient
and strong and succeed,

or we’re going to
have some problems.

I’m not teaching you what
the idea of yachting is.

You should know or
you shouldn’t be here.

And I will make the cuts
where I need to make them

if things don’t change.

We have to make sure
that the job is a priority.

We are a good team.

I just need to put the
fire under your a*s.

Let’s get started.
Thank you very much.

I can’t believe it,
two days off.

What the [bleep]?

I don’t know. I feel like
I haven’t been there...

I think you are very distracted.

Yeah, but thank you guys
for picking up all the slack.

I do appreciate it.

I know you have a lot
more experience than me, but...

Do you know
what breaks my heart?

When you say things
like here, they don’t care.

- They don’t care.
- I genuinely care.

Yeah, but we don’t have time.

She just genuinely
like doesn’t give a [bleep].

No matter who cares, it’s
like your own work products.

Yeah, but I don’t have time.

I hope your heart
is stronger than that

otherwise you’re not going
to pass your 30 years.

You dumb b*tch.

I think every single
person on the boat

is actively
working harder than you.

I think I deserve a break.

What’s your spice?

I just want to like
be honest with you.

Like, So-so and I have been
having like

a cheeky kiss now and then?

No, no.

Here.

She’s incredible, I love her,
but she’s very naughty.

I can see it.

I love risk, the adrenaline.

You know, when you feel the...

Oh, I eat all of the chips
after in my room,

a lot of packet of
chips everywhere.

I don’t regret because I
was very happy in the moment.

You live your life,
you’re making your own decision.

Yeah.

You’re the one,
you’re making your own bed.

You’re making your own bed.

Never mind.

She’s alive!

She’s a ----ing live one, boys!

Is that a nine?
Yeah, that’s a nine.

[shouting]

The master’s sheets
were still on the bed.

Rainbeau was there.

Rainbeau, the sheets
from the guests.

- Were they on the bed?
- Yes.

Okay, so why
weren’t they all done

and taken to the main saloon?

She said she’d do this.

- Yeah, exactly.
- I don’t know.

- Rainbeau was in the master.
- I don’t know.

No, no, it’s Rainbeau
in the master, yeah.

She was in the master.

I don’t know what to do.

Rainbeau will do it, right?

I feel like no matter
how much effort I put in,

it’s just like,
it’s not good enough.

[sobbing]

There’s no air to breathe.

When I’m giving 100%, like,
why is that not good enough?

Is there something
wrong with me?

Like, what the [bleep]
am I doing?

Let me know so I can do better.

- I feel like I’m
- ---ing drowning.

Like, I’m drowning.

I’m in a really
tough spot right now.

I know everyone’s
tired mid-season.

We’ve got more charters coming.

The frantic nature of
these guests mess with us.

We’re ready to party!

Are you sure he’s alive?

I know he twitched before.

All right, I see
his toes moving.

Let’s go, baby!

Again?

Tis the season to be
Carnival here in St. Martin.

This day is just getting
wilder and wilder.

We’re all getting crazy.

Jesus Christ!

There is just so much going on.

It’s like a sensory overload.

Classic love triangle.

These poor other
tourists beside them

are trying to have a good day.

Is this a nude beach?
Can I do it?

Stillie’s getting cozy.

So the crew think you’ve
banged a charter guest.

I’ve said things that suggest
that something did happen.

I ----ed her in the sea, right?

I ----ed her in the seas.

If he did it, he deserves
to leave the vessel.

Dammit, guys,
what’s my projected?

I can’t keep asking
for distance to clear.

Whoa!

I feel your energy.

It just shows me
that you don’t care.

The food is ready!
Yeah, you.

Yeah, all this anger?

You’ve had a lot to drink.
I’m worried about your safety.

Okay, we’ll play
that game, are we?

I’ve got a guest
that’s very drunk and violent.

Do not do that to me.

And I’ve got to get
her off the boat.

I ----ing hate everybody!

[screaming]

I’m going to k*ll you one day!