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Previously on "Below Deck"...
Welcome aboard the St. David.
I’m very happy
to have everybody here,
but don’t take my kindness
for weakness.
Solene has 22 days of experience
in yachting in a shipyard.
Because you call me,
"Come here."
"Come" and you scream at me.
I’m here and you scream and
you don’t say, please.
I expect at least this done.
I mean, this should take
five minutes to get done.
Not even, yeah.
- Let’s get the black light.
- Can you grab it?
- It’s in my suitcase.
- Where’s the luggage?
[chuckles]
We didn’t get
their luggage.
I can’t think of everything.
Yeah, it won’t happen again.
Yeah.
Um...
Oh, I just,
I can’t deal with this.
I just can’t.
My head is so far up my arse.
I’m----ing furious.
- Mate...
- I’m sorry.
I can’t do another charter.
I’m sorry.
Now I’ve reached the point
where I’m shaking.
Mm-hmm.
And I just don’t really
know what to do.
It is a high stress situation.
It’s a high stress job.
And it’s an environment
that you’re not familiar with.
I know you can----ing do it.
Once you get this
environment worked out,
you’re going to shine.
What I need to do is
pull on the big boy pants,
and get the job done.
I think at this point,
I’m just too pissed off.
I don’t need this in my life.
[bleep] this.
I’m out.
I’ll tell you now, instead of
like at the end of the trip,
so you’ve got more time
to get someone else.
Let me see what
I can make happen, okay?
- Okay, cool.
- All right.
Feel like I’m gonna
have a panic attack.
I’ve never had a
panic attack before.
Did you sleep well?
And you’ve got your apple juice.
All right, guys, we’ll start
bringing up some now.
Thank you.
Shall we sit at
the table, guys?
- Yes.
- Let’s sit at the table.
So they’ve moved to the tables.
We’ve got bacon and pancakes.
How are you doing?
Is there anything I can do?
No, mate, I appreciate it.
- You’re good.
- Okay.
I could freak out right now.
I could panic.
Ugh.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
But I’ve got no other option.
And [bleep], I’ve got no chef.
Got bacon coming up,
we’ve got sausages coming up,
we’ve got pancakes
for the girls.
Oh, wow.
[grunts]
- Fraser?
- Hello, sir.
I want to talk to you.
Do you want to...?
Yeah.
I just spoke to chef,
and it sounds as though
this might be his last trip.
Yeah, I know how hard it is,
but you’ve been here a day,
and if someone’s willing
to quit so quick.
I can’t have that.
- Okay.
- I need someone I can trust.
I could see the guy
was getting overwhelmed.
I showed him support,
but that support couldn’t
get him out of his funk.
He has decided he can’t
be here any longer,
and I’m not going to try
and convince him to stay.
But, um, without a chef,
what options do we have?
Do I get in the galley?
What do we do?
- All right, thanks, Cap.
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah.
- This is me.
This is my cat.
I have five cats
and four dogs.
What I wanted to do is
one of this, then a disc,
then the other one of this,
and the banana on the end
so they can pitch the sea bobs.
That’s why we put the line here.
So we’re going to try all this.
It’s all new.
But that’s why
we put the line here.
So they can pull themselves up.
My dad, he always told me
what deserves to be done,
deserves to be well done.
He came from nothing, and he
built a construction company.
We’re not rich, but,
I mean, we always had food,
and, like, we even had a car.
In a Brazilian perspective,
this is a lot.
He’s a perfectionist,
so, I mean, doing a good job
is important because
you can either enjoy it
and do the best you can,
or you can
- ing complain the whole day,
and then there’s going to be
a nightmare for everyone.
So, Caio...
I want to put something
in between them.
Something in between them?
Yeah.
Otherwise, it’s too easy.
Okay.
Do you have any microgreens
or anything?
Okay.
[vocalizing]
- For you, sir.
- Oh, wow. Thank you very much.
- Of course.
- Thank you.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, thank you so much.
Those look good.
- It’s a perfect egg.
- Good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Delicious.
The French do it right, man.
The food, the shops, everything.
The one thing they
can’t get right
is they don’t shave and sh--,
like, come on, bro.
Having hair down there can
actually keep you cleaner.
- That is true.
- It’s clean.
You think you’re going
to go down with a jungle?
- No.
- We have children here.
They have no idea
what we’re talking about.
I don’t care.
Just stop.
- She’s triggered.
- She must not have shaved today.
[laughing]
Shut the [bleep] up.
[vocalizing]
Damo, go break.
- Go on break?
- Yeah. Two hours.
Rock and roll.
Okay, we can breathe.
Keep all this stuff on the
back there, all together.
Fraser, we’ll have
the Bollywood dinner at 6:30.
Brilliant.
Okay. I’ll see if
he’s got that on the menu.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Please, let’s try to keep...
I know it’s hard, but
let’s try to keep this...
- as much as possible.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I know it sucks.
- Of course.
- Ah!
- Another day in paradise.
[bleep], I’m----ing
starving already.
I’m going to go for lunch.
Now, we’re going
to do jet skis.
Yeah, and the water toys.
That looks fun.
They poop and they don’t...
Oh, la, la, la, la.
- Great breakfast service.
- Oh, good.
Clear this as soon as possible.
Whoever’s on
the decoration takes it.
Okay.
Rainbeau.
Can I show you something,
please, in my cabin?
Of course, my love.
Ah!
- Something very bad.
- What?
Oh, no.
What is this?
Oh, it’s just a little poop.
The sh-- in the toilet?
You clean everything.
- Did you...
- This is nothing.
I’ve had people take an
actual sh-- on the teak,
on main deck aft,
during Monaco Grand Prix.
I don’t have time to listen
to you b*tch about a sh--.
[laughing]
Cap, I’ve had a thought.
- Do you want to sit down?
- Yeah, why not?
If Chef is going
to be departing,
can I possibly suggest
Chef Anthony?
Mm.
Wow.
Yes, he had issues,
but that man is skilled.
Chef Anthony and I, we went
through a lot last year.
You have to organize
the galley after.
Oui.
There’s no way y'all
could be from the south
and like that mac & cheese.
First of all, I feel like
he just had regular noodles
and he cut it up.
Mm.
I just think he’d lost
his way and he’s spiraled ,
but he’s got it in him.
That boy is
incredibly talented,
and if I could help him
where I need to and guide him,
we’ve got something.
I love the idea of
Anthony coming back.
He started off really strong,
but his mental state
wasn’t good, right?
That’s why we had to let him go.
- I’ve spoken with him a lot.
- Yep.
He has been working on boats
since he left our vessel.
His confidence is
through the roof.
If he feels ready to come
and join us again,
I’d love to have
him back, mate.
[pants]
Thanks for hearing me out.
- Cool, mate, thanks.
- Thanks.
Oh, la, la, la, la.
Yes?
- How’s it going?
I’m fighting the poop.
- Just shove it in there.
- You want to do it?
Yes. Ah!
Ah, with the, ah!
No, no, no, no.
And after the...
That’s the last time
I’ll ever do it for you.
You washed my poop!
Thank you!
Excuse me.
What’s up, Caio?
Where have you been?
On the water.
[screaming]
Copy.
God, I’m...
Babe, if you want,
I am going that way.
Oh.
Dude, there’s some strong
winds coming through.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
Big storm coming through, huh?
Yeah, the current’s super,
super strong today.
We need to keep an eye
on these guests.
They have little children, okay?
If the kid goes over the side,
we need to have
this boat ready to go.
Immediately.
Caio, Caio, Kerry.
We need the full deck team
out here, mate.
Get back here, please.
Copy that. I’m coming.
- Is Damo on break?
- Yeah.
Okay, we can’t have that.
- [knocking]
- Yo.
Yo, man, I need you.
Swim platform.
Come there as
fast as you can.
Yeah, yeah.
Just take care of the guests.
Pump the brakes, and
then we’re going to do, okay?
- You’re keeping this one?
- Yep. You hold it.
I’ll get it.
It’s a tough job
to be the bosun.
But safety is priority one.
We’ve got two young kids
on the boat.
The weather is getting sh--,
the guests are everywhere,
and you’re having a feed,
and someone’s on break?
[bleep] no.
We can’t have only
two people out here
when guests are
using the area.
Okay.
Normally, when people
are on break,
do it when the guests
are having lunch.
See how quick it turns to sh--?
Imagine there’s only
two people here.
- Yeah.
- Think of safety first.
All right.
[groans]
So, guys, let’s get you fed.
Yeah, hungry.
Fraser, Fraser...
Copy.
Food’s ready now.
How’s it going, little one?
It looks beautiful.
It looks really gorgeous.
This is lobster with a
courgette vinaigrette.
- Wow.
- Looks delicious.
What’s over here?
Here, we’ve got
the local grouper
with the Ajvar spices
and sauce.
Oh, man, that’s good.
This is the most fun way
to eat lunch.
[phone rings]
Hello, hello.
Good to see you, Captain.
You too, mate.
How you been?
Doing charter in the Bahamas
and guests are so happy.
So, mate, my chef
is starting to spiral.
Last season, mate, I loved
the food that you put out,
but there came a point
where things
just started falling apart.
How are you feeling?
You know, I feel definitely
more stronger,
more organized, and, you know,
I feel great right now.
Yes.
So, I would love to give
you an opportunity
to come back to St. David
and finish out the season.
How does that sound?
Oh, my God.
Preferences just weren’t
really considered.
The meals lost any sort of sense
of super yacht standard to it.
All right.
[sobbing]
She told me, Fraser was...
You’re not going to regret that.
You have my word.
My suitcase,
it’s already, right?
- I see you soon, Captain.
- All right, man.
- Thanks, bro.
- Thanks, Cap.
Au revoir.
- Awesome.
- Oh, no!
[crash]
Guys, nothing broke.
How’s it coming along, mate?
I spoke to a chef that
I’ve worked with in the past.
The plan would be for him to
get here as soon as possible.
He’s in the Bahamas right now.
So when I know some more,
I’ll let you know.
Cool.
And then the first
day of charter,
if you guys could
work together...
- Sure.
- To get things going.
Of course.
Chef Anthony knows the job.
That’s the pro.
The con, I fired him before.
I don’t want to repeat it.
So I want to keep Laurence
around to help him along
so Chef Anthony can get
himself back in the game.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Cool. Thanks, mate.
Appreciate it.
So do you reckon any of the
girls on board are your type?
I like Soso’s humor.
Oh, la-la, this croissant.
And yourself?
Rainbeau, very attractive.
Soso, very attractive.
And if Barbara swung
that way, I’m fine.
If anything, Barbara.
So she is g*y?
- [laughing]
- Oh, yes!
I wear my gayness proudly.
I’m proud of who I am.
I went to a pretty
religious school.
I came out to my parents in
the last year of high school.
I was expecting the worst.
So I told my mum that
I was g*y first.
And, like, I told my mum
I’m not telling my dad.
We were so close, I was so
scared to think, you know,
what he would think about me,
because in the Afrikaans
culture, it’s so frowned upon.
But when I was, like, dad,
like, I’m g*y, he was like,
no, I know.
And I was, like, crying.
I was like, I went through all
that emotional trauma for you
to be like, okay, cool,
like, give me something.
But my parents have
been so supportive.
They really don’t care
who I bring home,
as long as it’s a good person.
If it’s love, it's love.
Oh, that’s so cute, bro.
Yeah, what, is love supposed
to last longer than two weeks?
You want to go in
the hot tub? Sure.
Deck team, deck team, we
got the girls talking
about going into the hot tub.
- Hot tub.
- Hot tub, I’ll go and check it.
Someone stays here,
just stand by.
Sounds good.
You all right?
I thought for the bubbles,
you were just going to go...
[exhales]
This isn’t working
for me.
Sorry.
You good?
Yeah, I’m just
a bit frustrated.
You just got to learn to
pump the brakes, you know?
- Yeah.
- Just chip away at it.
Yeah, Cap.
Thank you.
Um, we’ve got a Bollywood theme.
Yep.
Whole table.
- Can I start setting?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah!
- Shower time.
[laughing]
This is really beautiful.
Perfect.
I care about the product
that we produce.
We are working
with billionaires,
like the top of the top.
Like, if you can give
those people
that wow feeling,
that’s incredible.
- Bridge deck is uncovered?
- No.
- Maybe cover bridge deck?
- Yeah.
- I’m gonna...
- No, you help me here.
Can I not go and break?
Ah, yeah, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Did you eat?
- No, I just made it...
- You didn’t eat?
And then I left.
Me and Damo are simple
creatures.
Food, drink, [bleep].
That’s pretty much it.
Trained monkeys, mate.
- So you eat?
- Okay.
Yeah, I’ll be here.
You need two people,
you call us.
Yeah, yeah, you’re good, mate.
No stress. No stress.
Are you going down as well?
Yeah, I guess.
How do you think
dinner’s gonna be?
I don’t know.
A guy from England cooking...
- Indian.
- Indian.
We’re all in our dress.
Wow.
Give it in. I love it.
- Fraser, Fraser.
- Yeah, go ahead.
Going to go start to
go in food in 10 minutes.
We’re ready to rumble.
Happy Bollywood.
Woo!
- Wow! Holy moley!
- Oh, the marigolds!
- I love the marigolds.
- So cool.
Aw.
Okay, do you mind doing
water service for me?
Yes, on it right now.
We don’t have enough
in this size,
but just try to push a bit.
And I did all of the bathroom.
Already?
Woo!
I’m almost finished in here.
Go in another cabin
and start there.
And then you’ll go there.
Right. Can I start putting
food on plates?
Cool.
- Oh, there’s the nan bread.
- Want some nan bread?
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
Oh, la, la.
It’s not square,
it’s not triangle.
It’s a bat.
This is a beef
and chickpea madras.
Thank you.
That’s great.
That’s plenty.
Thank you very much.
Mm, mm, mm.
So good.
The beef is so good.
- I know, this is a moment.
- This is a moment.
It’s beautiful, the bed.
It’s not ready, please.
This doesn’t belong to here.
Yeah, well, I remember
I did this bed this morning,
but she didn’t touch this side.
- Doesn’t matter.
- Only this side.
No, you’re gonna do entire bed.
Even if she doesn’t
breathe under it?
Yes, yes.
- Are you joking?
- Just do it, please.
Solene.
She question all the things.
But why?
I don’t know why either.
I would never do it in my home,
but just do it.
I’m gonna do it if
you tell me to do it.
- But I’m just thinking...
- Stop it, please.
Of course we have
to make the bed.
I’m telling you, I
am going to do it.
I’m just asking. Why?
It doesn’t matter.
Do whatever you want.
She’s----ing annoying.
[bleep], I have to do
four cabins by myself.
Coming up...
So you’re the two most
experienced people on the boat.
If you guys----ing this up,
I’m gonna look like a clown.
Port clearence.
One meter.
This wind is squirrely.
Oh, my God.
Captain, Captain, Fraser.
Will you be free to
join them for a dessert?
Absolutely.
- Hey.
- Oh, wow. Looking sharp.
You look handsome.
Thanks, mate.
I come in
for the fun part.
Oh, wow.
So for your final dessert,
the yogurt strawberry salad,
and a mango sorbet.
Chef, you literally
outdid yourself tonight.
That was the most
outstanding Indian food.
Even better than my mom’s.
Oh, wow.
That’s a big thing.
Well, you’re very welcome.
It’s been a pleasure.
- It was so good.
- Enjoy.
That’s delicious.
How was turndown?
Bad. She doesn’t listen to me.
I have to say no,
Fraser say that.
And then she listens to me.
I just don’t want
you to be frustrated now.
Listen. I’m going to do
something about it, okay?
Okay.
Your crew has been so good
with these two kids.
I had a little chat with all the
crew before everyone arrives.
Did you?
If the kid falls over,
you’re fired.
That’ll do it.
You have kids, too, right?
Mm-hmm.
My daughter’s 12.
- Oh, wow.
- And my son’s 14, yeah.
My son’s starting to get that,
I can take you, dad.
Oh, wow.
I didn’t eat today.
- It’s very bad.
- No, wait.
I’m not going to eat this.
Too much green herbs inside.
This was amazing.
Well, thank you for
having me tonight.
Captain, thanks again.
- See you in the morning.
- Thank you so much.
Thank you again, Cap.
Lawrence.
All right.
I’ll meet you there.
I feel a lot better
than this morning.
Yeah?
I had a----ing
expl*si*n this morning.
Oh, yeah?
Basically, said to Captain,
I’ve made my mind up,
like, I’m gone.
Oh, really?
This morning?
Have you changed
your tune a bit, though.
Not really.
Before I met Jesus, I was
a very different person.
Pretty short-tempered.
Just used to get pretty angry.
My faith has helped me through
these challenging few days.
Just given me the peace to know
when to walk away from things.
Well, it’ll be sad
to see you go.
Yeah, man.
Sad to see you go, man.
I think the crew are great, and
Captain Kerry’s a nice guy.
He’s genuine, and
he’s only been good to me.
But, um, my gut’s
telling me, just walk away.
We drop them off tomorrow.
I’m nervous. Tomorrow
we’re going into the marina.
We’re going through that,
like, passageway.
- Big day for you.
- Yeah, for sure.
[bleep].
I don’t know where I put...
[laughing]
Oh, I’m always in my boobs.
I have so much stuff to carry.
What else?
Oh, a lipstick.
You’re like a kangaroo,
but it’s...
That’s where I put
everything.
I thought you were excited
to see me, but...
Are you horny, Solene?
No, why?
Oh, no, it’s lipstick.
We all have our
really sh-- days,
but when you have someone
like Solene,
it just makes them a bit better.
If you weren’t on this boat,
I don’t think I would be
having as much fun.
Of course not.
[laughing]
I’m off to bed.
I’ll see you in
the morning, Lad.
- [speaks French]
- Okay, Frenchie.
- Good night, all.
- Good night. Have a nice sleep.
I’m so tired.
[grunts]
How the [bleep]
is that working?
- Morning.
- How you doing, gorgeous?
Anchors ready to be pulled up.
Start pulling it up.
- Good morning, Sam.
- Good morning, Fraser.
- How did he sleep?
- Oh, like a kid.
Anchors in the pocket,
anchors in the pocket.
Copy that.
Ball down.
Caio and Jess,
please come to the bridge.
Look, you match
the tablescape.
I love it.
- Hey, Cap.
- Hey, guys.
All right, so you’re the
two most experienced
people on the boat.
One of you is going
to be in the bow.
The other is going
to be on the stern.
I want to have interior
staff to assist, out on deck,
All the YouTube videos
of seeing these boats
hit the bridge,
seeing the scars
...on the bridge
from other boats.
It’s always here.
[shouting]
The risk of harm to
the vessel or person
is very, very high going
through that bridge.
You guys [bleep] this up,
I’m gonna look like a clown.
All right, do you want to
go with the poached eggs?
- Good to go?
- Yeah, man.
- Thanks, man.
- Okay.
- Poached egg?
- Well, thank you very much.
Okay, guys,
we’re approaching the bridge.
We have the two girls here
ready to move the fenders.
- Absolutely.
- You’re going to be here.
Don’t wait for it to get
to one meter to tell me.
Yeah, just
constant communication.
Constant, constant, constant.
It’s the first time that
we all do this together.
Me and Captain
have done it before.
I came out early due to the
weather to move the boat.
[sighs]
Pivoting the boat is going
to be very challenging.
I can’t see what's going
on back here.
Starboard water,
two meters, two meters.
Caio, say my name
before all your calls.
I’m missing the distance.
Say "Kerry, Kerry,"
and then the distance.
Holding position in the middle.
If you’re going to [bleep] up,
that’s not a moment
to [bleep] up.
Okay, showtime, guys.
Focus.
Here we go.
Port midship,
Getting a starboard wind.
Come on, let’s go upstairs.
We can see the boat coming
to the bridge.
- You want to go see the bridge?
- Are you ready?
- I’m born ready.
- This is insane.
How the hell is he
going to do this?
Captain’s stressed right now.
This wind is squirrely.
It’s not staying one direction.
- Port clearance.
- Projected port, one meter.
[bleep], I’m pumping.
This is a test for me
and the crew.
But it’s for me to mess up.
And if I mess up...
we’re----ed.
Okay, swinging the stern.
Oh, my God, the stress.
It literally has to be perfect.
Starboard side, five meters.
Check the port side.
The danger is not only there.
Oh, my God.
There’s no way this thing
is going to fit.
These guys need to get
their sh-- together.
Check the port side.
Port side, five meters.
Starboard side, five meters.
Okay, port clearance?
Port distance is three meters.
Port side, mid ship,
three meters from the dock,
three meters.
Okay, swinging the stern.
This is stupid.
- ing hell.
Clear of the bridge.
We’re in, we're in.
Thank you.
That was amazing.
Clean sweep.
Plenty of room to come to port.
Kerry, Kerry, stern to the dock,
eight meters closing.
Get it up.
Pull up, pull up,
pull up, pull up.
Make it fast.
Three leading forwards
to shore and locked.
Take up the slack.
Keep going, lad.
Yeah, you got tension.
Okay, mate.
Lock it down there,
lock it down there.
How is that?
Could use improvement.
- Yeah, I know.
- We need to be faster.
We need to be on our marks.
Coming to the bridge,
the wind clocked around on me.
If there’s no yelling and
screaming and no bangs,
with those parameters,
this is a success.
But my ba*ls are in
my throat the whole way.
We have a lot of work to do,
but they’ve got
what it takes to get there.
Thanks, mate.
What are you going to miss most?
Miss Barabra?
I’m sad that
I’m back to reality.
- Oh, yeah.
- Ow!
- Oh, boy.
- Ai, ai, ai.
- You all right?
- You okay, baby?
All, crew, crew,
let’s get in our whites, please.
Guest departure in 15.
No, no.
Look at this.
[laughing]
All right, hold mommy’s hand.
Watch your step.
Say thank you.
Thank you so much.
Hey, absolutely.
High five!
Captain, you got a great
crew this season, man.
It’s wonderful.
Chef, the Indian cooking
was phenomenal.
Elliot has a little monetary
gift for your crew.
Thank you very much.
It was a pleasure
having you aboard.
Much appreciated.
Thanks again.
- Thanks again, mate.
- Fantastic.
Thank you.
Come on, sweetheart.
Crew, get in
our off-charter uniform.
Get the boat turned around,
and I’ll call you guys
within the next hour,
and we’ll have tip meeting.
Thank you.
What to wear tonight?
That’s the question.
Yeah, naked man alert.
[imitates alarm]
Don’t tempt me,
I got my belt out.
Oh!
Deck crew, deck crew,
let’s go over the boat.
Copy, copy, copy that.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
- Have you heard the news?
- What news?
- Chef is done.
- No.
Apparently, Cap’s already
got somebody on the way...
Oh, come on.
All crew, crew, let’s meet
at the sky lounge
for the tip meeting.
Copy.
Guys, first one down, eh?
Hello, Cap.
All right, guys,
thanks for taking time out
of your busy afternoon
getting the boat sorted out.
Boy, from the very first moment,
this charter started
off with roadblocks.
We’re not even close to the
standard that I want us to be,
but this is our first charter.
Very good job, everybody.
I’m really, really
proud of you, as all.
Um, I’m happy to say...
we did 30,000.
- Shut up!
- Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah, you did.
That works out
Woo!
I don’t know what to do
with this money.
Like, do I just...
Do I keep it?
Do I sleep with it
under my pillow?
Or, like, do I just,
like, you know...
We did this.
- Well done.
- Hear, hear, hear.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
We’ve got a lot to do
if we want to get anywhere
that’s not in this boat.
Cheers.
Caio, how long without
a lady
before you start getting
a little bit itch?
I don’t know. Depends what's
happening in my life.
I don’t think about
settling down yet.
Also, because I go on the boat
really focused on the job,
it’s not about going,
it’s not about,
oh, let’s go party
and pick up women,
and I know what
you’re going to do,
and I know what you’re
going to do.
No, it’s about do the best
you can as fast as you can.
Now I’m not on the party mode.
I’m a work mode now.
If I’m working, if I'm not
working, two weeks is too much.
Solene...
Of course, I’m coming.
[whistling]
How was that charter for you?
It’s new, and I want to be
very good at my job,
but for now I just have to
listen to everyone and shut up.
So I shut up all the time.
What you just said is
a really good approach.
Barbara and Rainbeau
know the job.
I want to ask you please listen
and do what they say.
Be a yachtie, deal with it,
or you fall off.
I prefer first-option.
Thank you for your hard work.
I do feel there’s
potential for drama,
and I’m just
getting flashbacks.
I’m going as fast as I can.
We need somebody faster.
Okay, then you----ing do it.
Why the [bleep]
are you attacking me?
I should be crying.
I won’t allow it.
Not again.
Thank you very much.
Coming up...
Lawrence will be leaving
us in a couple of days.
We do have another chef
coming in today.
It’s Anthony from last season.
Ha-ha!
Guess who’s back, baby?
Frenchy is in the game again.
What’s up, pal?
- [laughing]
- Woo!
[bleep], I’m rich!
All right, clock off, girls.
Well done.
Let’s get squeaky clean.
Yeah.
When the [bleep]
did you get that?
When I was 20.
I got it done for charity.
I got it done for the kids.
Ah!
You want to know how they do it?
Not really, but go on.
They shove a tube
down your urethra.
Aw, [bleep] off.
Go on, keep going.
- Which is another word for...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go on, hurry up.
And then they pierce from the
bottom side up with the needle.
- Aw!
- They slide the...
Whoa, man, it was painful for
like six----ing months.
- Jesus.
- I ripped it.
Oh.
I just went through
a time there, lad.
That was----ing rough, man.
Yeah.
Oh, I hope we have
a really fun night.
Woo!
Let’s do this.
What, religious?
Yeah.
Okay, can we not?
I’m on my first night
out on charter one,
and I’d rather not talk
the end of the world.
Oh!
Where are you going to sit?
I can sit here.
Hello!
First impressions.
What would you say,
first impressions?
Gorgeous, of course.
That’s a given, though.
That’s a given.
Come on, now.
Exactly.
Yeah.
- Guys!
- Hear, hear.
Cheers!
Everyone, cheers,
cheers, cheers.
Blah, blah, blah.
I’m gonna order lobster
from the tank.
For you, madame?
What would you like?
I got a fish, a red tuna.
Well, let’s go.
Come on.
I like my birthday
because it’s in November.
Came to see
what’s happening over here.
Oh, hey, Damo,
what’s up?
All charter,
I haven’t seen you.
I know, I haven’t
even seen myself.
John, Vanessa.
Take Vanessa.
You’re grabbing her.
Yeah, take your shoes off.
You get it, you get it, you go
get it.
She’s very strong!
Come here, Vanessa.
I’m sorry, but you
look delicious.
Oh, I got it.
Okay, good.
It’s our baby.
- Hold that.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we’re straight into it.
That’s pretty funny.
Well done,
you’ve done good fishing.
We’re fishing our kids.
I’m gonna ditch you and go
to the bathroom, is that okay?
Yeah, of course.
Sorry.
So what’s hot gos?
What’s the 4-1-1?
I don’t know what
the hot gos is?
Do you want to bang or...
Oh, well...
- You only got two.
- Yeah, I know.
Slim pickings.
Until someone gets fired.
Well, it depends how serious
you are with your boyfriend.
Maybe there’s two and a half.
Well, absolutely right.
And the answer is not serious
at all if you’re asking,
but if anyone else is, very.
Very.
Damo is so hot.
The guy is a 10 out of 10.
I don’t want to kiss Damo
because I think
I’ll fall madly in love.
And I need to understand,
from the get-go,
the boy is straight.
And I have a boyfriend.
Never rule anything out.
Oh, yeah, I’ll shuffle
back to my seat.
You want to sit here?
p*ssy, did you say p*ssy?
Dead p*ssy?
Yes, fish.
Yeah, guys, I want to eat,
I’m hungry.
- Sorry.
- It looks amazing.
It melts in your mouth.
I’m an angel.
Oh, on the surface, absolutely.
Angel.
On the surface, I’m an angel.
But the heart, devil.
- Guys, you ready to rumble?
- Yeah.
Let’s go, let's go, guys.
I----ing need music.
Oh, my God.
Woo!
Woo!
The girls are cute, huh?
Absolutely gorgeous.
There’s a bit of
competition going on,
but it’s friendly
competition, mate.
You know what I mean?
It’s like all is fair in love
and w*r, so they say, right?
So, time will tell, brother.
This is love and not w*r.
Mm-hmm.
[shouting]
Yeah.
Hell, yeah!
What a night.
Guys, we’re leaving.
[laughing]
Solene...
- Yeah.
- [groans]
Christ!
You have such curly hair.
Is it normal for Brazilians
to have such curly hair?
No.
Oh, right.
I gotta...
We’re doing the tubs.
- Thank you.
- Okay, I’m out.
We’ll see you tomorrow.
Me to bed as well.
- Good night, everyone.
- Good night.
Good night.
- Are doing the tub thing?
- Yeah.
Because I’m going to go and
make sure it’s on as well.
I’m coming.
I’m going to bed.
Ooh la la.
Hi.
I’m pooped.
We love our job, by the way.
Our job is the best.
We go monkey sea, monkey do.
- We’re a package deal.
- We’re a team.
What’s up?
He’s nice to look at, for sure.
But I have more fun in
a conversation with Kyle.
Well, I’m going to go
smoke a cigarette.
Oh.
See you in the morning, love.
Give me my glass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And give me kiss here, please.
Mm-mm-mm.
I want a kiss there later on.
- In my lips?
- Yeah.
Ooh-la-la.
Be careful.
Yeah, you’re going to find him.
- I need to pee.
- Me too.
Down here, down here, down here.
Right, you go first.
Go first.
[bleep].
Thank you.
Wait, did you
two hook up upstairs?
No, but I’m trying, man.
I think it’s on. So [bleep] off.
But what about you and Rainbeau?
What are you talking
about, Rainbeau?
Why he leave?
Stay with me.
Don’t leave me.
I’m not gonna leave you.
Look, I’m for the boys.
The floor is yours, lads.
I’ll remove myself
from the situation.
Good luck, bro.
- I like you.
- Ooh la la.
I think you like me.
Ooh.
Let’s go to bed.
[yawns]
He kissed me, but like...
They both want you.
He kissed your leg.
I knew I was on,
but then you did that,
and I was like, I’m not...
- Oh, don’t do that.
- I don’t mind.
But next time...
[bleep] off.
Do you like it?
Really? Good. Okay.
Well, then you might want
to start stretching,
darling, because...
All crew, all crew.
Will you all please meet me in
the Sky Lounge in five minutes?
So, we’re going to go
for this meeting.
Are we in trouble?
No.
Good day, guys.
Hey, Cap.
All right, thanks, everyone.
I know you’re busy.
I know we’ve got stuff to do.
As I’m sure everyone's aware,
Lawrence will be leaving us
in a couple of days.
And we do have another
chef coming in today.
I was able to reach out to
a friend of mine to come in.
And the chef’s going to
be Anthony from last season.
Oh, nice.
If you can support Anthony,
I really appreciate it, mate.
Okay, let’s get back to it.
Thank you very much, Captain.
Thanks, guys.
[sighs]
[boat honks]
Jesus----ing hell.
- [boat honks]
- Oh, my...
[laughing]
Ah! Ha-ha!
Frenchy’s back.
Come on in!
[laughing]
Guess who is back
this season, baby?
Frenchy is in the game again.
This is Damo.
How you doing?
Anthony.
It’s going to be showtime.
It’s going to be the Tony show.
Oh, my God.
It’s a good feeling
to be here, bro.
Yes, sir.
- Hello, hello.
- Hey, mate.
Hey, captain.
It’s good to see you.
- Oh, my God.
- Good to see you.
Good to see you.
It’s been really
good to be home.
Yeah, I’m ready.
I feel fresh.
We do have a very
intense charter.
We’ll do preference
meeting a little later.
Lawrence is going to stay on.
He’s going to help you.
Okay.
And the second day, he’s
going to depart the vessel.
Okay.
That’ll give you a chance
to get yourself ramped up.
I will do my best for sure.
All right.
- Fraser?
- Yeah.
That’s Tony here.
Oh, my gosh, where?
He just went up to the bridge
to see Cap,
but he’s here.
Anthony and I are like brothers.
We get along incredibly well.
Him leaving last year
was absolutely
heart-wrenching for
me to go through.
Hey, chef.
So having him here makes
me so happy and excited.
Some aubergine caviar,
braised beef cheek for a main.
- Oh, my God.
- Hey, brother.
Here he is.
I can’t believe
you’re here so soon.
This is chef.
- Lawrence.
- Are you doing good?
Yeah, I’m good, how are you?
I’m amazing, man.
I just fly from Nassau.
I was on charter Friday.
Oh, yeah?
- I’ve got your uniform.
- Okay.
All right. It’s really
nice to meet you, man.
Yeah, man, you too.
- Yeah.
- For two days.
I need to find the right
moment to talk
about my feeling with Fraser,
to put everything on the table.
No, Chef, no.
Don’t [bleep] with me
and my emotions.
I did bring you here
to work with you,
because you’re one of
my favorite people
in the world to work with.
I didn’t get you fired.
I wanted you back.
Guess what?
Forget this.
I got you this.
It keeps the bad energy away.
We have a very good
season ahead of us.
Next On "Below Deck"...
Yes.
All of them.
Are you ready for
some BD energy?
I hope requesting lube in
every room is a bit of a joke.
- This one here.
- Oh!
Oh!
- Oh, my...
- Oh, sh--.
In your opinion, do you
need to iron the sheet?
The b*tch doesn’t get it.
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12x02 - Bollywood Nights
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Show chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season.
Show chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season.