01x06 - Sleeping with the Enemy

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Previously on Below Deck.

Hey, CJ!

Kat's been drinking.

It's not too tough to figure out.

Kat wants to go to the bar!

I'm concerned that
she's gonna lose her job.

I know that you were drinking.

I'm giving you the option
to go to Lee yourself

and tell him, or I go to him and tell him.

I don't think you need
to know what's going on.

Trevor and I started
dating two years ago today.

I wanted to know if you would be my man.

You're insane, of course.

I am prescribed anxiety medication.

Oh, excuse me, I'm a little embarrassed

that I have to do this.

It's all right.

You know, I asked
you point blank last night

what was going on, and
you flat out lied to me.

The worst part about it
is Adrian is my roommate.

I'm living with the devil.

I know I might not be your
favorite person right now.

Just please leave me alone.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

The captain wants to see
your prescription first thing.

Really, Adrian?

What's the rush?

Can I open my eyes first?

I'll see you in a few minutes, okay?

This situation with Kat
probably touches closer to home

because her and I live in the same room,

and so the tension is
just palpable at this point.

You're up, sweetie.

Okey dokey.

There's no way in hell that me and her

are going to work things out

if I'm still in the same room as her.

I just want to strangle her

and make it look like an accident.

[upbeat music]

I gotta go show my
medication to Captain Lee.

So embarrassing, but maybe he does care

about my situation a little bit.

So where's Captain?

He's upstairs on the bridge.

Dun, dun, dun.

Good morning.

What do you got, kid?

Just showing you my prescription.

Okay.

Now everybody on the fricking boat

knows that I have an anxiety issue

and I take medication for it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

One at a time, please.

Thank you.

Yeah, it says on there,
may cause drowsiness.

Yeah.

So I would imagine any alcoholic

that goes with that
would probably knock you

right on your a*s.

Oh yeah, I'm not supposed to drink on this.

I would say not.

I hate Adrian for this.

She just crossed a line.

Okay, thank you.

You're welcome.

[dramatic music]

Little breezy, boys.

Little breezy?

A little hard to control
this tender sometimes.

That's not good.

Man overboard, I got this.

Cut his line loose, let him go get it.

No, you don't even
have to cut his line loose.

He's got it.

God damn it.

About that breeze.

[upbeat music]

Michael, hey-o.

Let me get to him.

What are his preferences?

Does he like semi-au blanc
and long walks on the beach?

Regardless of whatever situation exists

between Sam and Kat
and I and their alliance,

which seems so high school to me,

I'm still gonna get my job done.

We're still gonna push through

and get through the rest of these trips.

Why did he put his name as Papa?

I don't know, 'cause he's a boss.

He's engaged to the blond.

This one, Amber?

Oh my God, he likes Doritos.

Me too, and Lucky Charms.

[laughing]

Alex Lee.

Go ahead, Lee.

Yeah, can I get you and Adrian
up in the wheelhouse, please?

Roger that, on my way.

Good morning.

Morning.

Alex, the sun ain't shining in here.

Okay, I'm just looking at the weather,

and the weather sucks.

We got an excess of 20 knots all day long.

Sea's nine to 12 feet, so
we're not going anywhere.

No St. Barts, so we're gonna have to...

Bummer.

Go to plan B and try and
make sure the guests are happy.

I'll break the news to them
when they get on board.

The one thing we can't
guarantee in yachting is weather.

When it is rough, we can't go out.

These people can't cancel at last minute.

You know, they signed a contract,

so we have to make sure
our crew is on their game,

because these guests are
paying for top dollar service

and they're gonna get it.

Get after it.

Yeah.

It's gotta be done, gotta be ready.

We'll get it done, Cap.

Thank you.

Marigold, Grand Case tonight.

Grand cost.

So, I was thinking about

asking someone to switch rooms with me.

That someone being me?

No!

[laughs]

I feel a little bit bad that
Cat's having to get into it

with Adrian right now,
but man, am I thankful

that it's not me?

Only person that would
be feasible would be Ben.

[blow dryer blowing]

For Ben to switch rooms with you?

Yeah.

Would CJ switch with you?

[gasps] Do you think he would?

No, only 'cause he's in love with me.

Does get really, really annoying,

but because we're stuck
on this boat for a few weeks

and the pickings are slim,

I'm gonna make do with what I have.

All right, I'm just gonna
go over this quickly

and if I have any questions, I'll ask you.

So, we're doing a light
fare when the guests arrive.

We're gonna have to pull this together,

Johnny and you.

So, what do you think so far, Dave?

Did you see yourself doing this ever?

Not alone.

I didn't bring my boy in.

Every day gets harder and
harder being away from Trevor.

We just got engaged.

I'm his fiance and we
still got so many weeks

before I get to see him.

It's just k*lling me.

Looks good, boys.

Good job.

This is why I love the guys.

They do their work, they don't b*tch.

Slip and slide.

I'm going to ask you for a favor.

Okay.

I know I'm not your
favorite person right now.

Okay.

I really need you to
lose the attitude with me.

Okay.

And the snarkiness and the side comments

and the bull [beep]

The snarkiness, bull [beep]

side comments, whatever else.

I got it.

Otherwise, you can pack your stuff and go.

We'll get you a plane ticket out of here.

Of course I'm pissed.

You ratted me out when you didn't need to.

You little rat.

You're so quick to throw me off the boat,

but yet you've given Sam three weeks.

You give me two days of notice.

It's fair.

I've only been working
with you for three weeks

and been doing a great job
according to your standards.

Up until this point, Adrian has
been supportive towards me.

And when it's me and Sam
working together, we were great.

The problem all along is clearly Adrian.

What I can't deal with is your attitude.

I'm sorry that I'm cranky this morning.

It's going to take a couple
hours for me to wash it out.

Get rid of the attitude, okay?

I see Adrian is struggling
with Kat right now.

Being the head of the department, you know,

sometimes you get stuck
between a rock and a hard place.

And I have sympathy for
her because, you know,

it's not like she went out of
her way to go against Kat.

It's not the way that I want it to be.

Well, that's okay.

I mean, if I can't put up with you either,

then I'll just go.

So it's kind of a two-way
street, isn't it now?

I'm over this.

You [beep] suck at your job.

Anything else?

No, that's it.

Let's get ready.

The guests are on their way.

All right, what are we wearing?

Epaulettes and stuff?

Yeah.

How we doing?

Hello, how are you?

These guys come in
there with a big handshake.

"Nah, I'm gonna crush your hand."

And I'm like, when guys carry themselves,

like their arms are so big

that they can't even wipe their own butt.

And it's just like, what are you doing?

Just give me your bag.

We'll move on to the vessel.

The guys are all younger,

you know, entrepreneurs, business people.

Mike, the primary charter guest,

has some bed bug removal company.

Who would have thought
you can make millions

k*lling bed bugs with
little tiny little critters

in your bed?

Hey guys.

Hi.

How you doing?

Good, thanks.

Michael Battenberg, how are you?

Pleasure to meet you.

Adrian.

Welcome, Michael.

Amber.

Nice to meet you.

Adrian.

Papa?

Papa.

That's what you go by?

Yeah, nice to meet you.

So allegedly, Papa made all his money

by selling a book on how to pick up chicks.

We're gonna have a
little start with Bubbles.

Welcome aboard.

Thank you, Captain.

Thank you guys.

All right.

You guys wanna have a seat?

Got something to discuss with you.

As you probably noticed,
it's just a tad breezy.

Right.

You guys have got like


Really, really uncomfortable.

And unfortunately,

St. Bart's is gonna be out of the question.

Oh, man.

But on the flip side,

we got some great stuff planned for you.

We'll get you settled in,
have some more champagne,

and start having some fun.

Don't be worried.

We'll take care of you, I promise.

Thanks so much.

Thank you.

We're not leaving the dock.

We gotta make this extra
big, extra special for them.

You know, we gotta
pull out a bag of tricks.

Could I make you anything to drink?

Did you have root beer?

Did you put it on your preference list?

Yeah.

Yeah, then we'll have it.

Awesome.

It's my job as stewardess

to make sure that my guests are happy.

Is this your first time charging a boat?

He charged a boat for one of our dates.

Oh, wow.

That's really impressive.

I think it was our fourth date.

I would love to have a
sugar daddy of my own.

He's able to provide for her, you know,

anything that she needs.

Let's go to the islands, let's travel,

and let's get to know each other.

We actually got engaged on Valentine's Day

in the Maldives, which is a
serious island south of India.

Wow.

He rented a private island for us.

Yeah, we call it Awesomeness Island.

That's so nice.

You know, I like to see
someone who's a go-getter

and not just gonna sit around
and sell drugs for a living.

[laughing]

I've been there, I've done that.

[upbeat music]

That's what I'm talking
about, fresh fruit with kiwi.

And watermelon.

This was exactly what I envisioned.

Perfect.

Thank you very much.

If we're not going to farts,
we should do something.

We think y'all just need to
get married while we're on.

[laughing]

We can redo your bowels.

No, it's not a bad idea.

The captain could actually marry you.

Oh, that's awesome.

Fine, I think it's a great idea.

Wow.

You should do it, that'd be awesome.

Fine as well.

See if I could get a good place,

you could get a ring, you could choose out.

Holler at the staff here.

That's a good idea.

Could we do it?

[upbeat music]

Seriously, people?

A wedding?

[upbeat music]

So you really have no idea, do you?

I apologize, I didn't pan out.

You better be 100% sure,

because otherwise you're
wasting 15 minutes of my day,

I don't have 15 minutes.

[upbeat music]

If we're not going to parts,
we should do something.

We think y'all just need to
get married while we're on.

[laughing]

Could we do it?

So are you thinking
about this for tomorrow?

Yeah, that's good, that works.

That's a good idea.

Oh, I'm sure.

Cool.

This will be great, man.

Cheers.

Captain, could I have a
word with you for a minute?

Absolutely.

Papa and Amber?

Yeah.

They asked if they
could get married aboard.

They really want to get married on board.

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

I hope they don't expect like over the top

for a 24 hour notice wedding.

Okay, so we can make it work?

Yeah, I'm just doing the ceremony,

you guys got to pull
all the rest of it together.

Okay.

Now we have to plan a wedding in 24 hours.

This is going to be exhausting.

All right, awesome.

All right, thanks.

Thanks, Captain.

Thank you.

[upbeat music]

Hey Ben.

Hey, how you doing?

Um, the couple that we have on board

talked to Kat about
having a wedding on board.

It sounds crazy.

If you want a wedding on board,

we can provide anything they want.

I just hope they don't want a cake.

They have to understand
what a limited time frame

this is for us.

So they can't expect
million dollar weddings.

We can dress Dave up as Cupid.

We could have him running around

in like a little cut off toga or something.

Give him a bow and arrow.

Stick sort of feathers in his ears.

I'm going to have to
approve that three hours first.

We could definitely get some doves as well.

Release the doves, have sort
of nylon attached to their claws

and I'll just sort of
reel them in afterwards.

We don't waste a thing around here.

Stuff them into the Dutch oven
and whack them in, you know?

I think Ben is probably closest to me.

I think he's hysterical

and I see that more and more every day.

Where do you come up with this [beep]

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

That's a good sign.

What are you doing?

Bed bug checking brother.

I'll do yours if you want.

He's passionate about what he's doing,

but I think that he's really, you know,

making mounds out of molehills.

If you guys want me to check your rooms,

I'm happy to do it.

I'm good.

Better proactive than reactive.

Yeah.

Well, I just wanted to ask you

if you would consider
switching rooms with me.

But then I have to deal with Aislinn.

But then you have to deal with Adrian?

Yeah, and then I've
got to sleep with Adrian

and sort of work with Adrian as well.

Is that a problem?

I'm happy with Alex right now.

And I feel like I'm in the middle of this

and I don't want to choose sides.

I'll think about it, all right?

Okay.

I know you guys are a budding head,

so if it helps,

I might be able to think about it.

[laughing]

But I'm not committing
to anything right now.

Okay.

I'll sleep on it, all right?

All right, thanks.

[upbeat music]

This is sick.

[upbeat music]

All dressed up and ready for dinner.

Clean, fresh.

You look nice.

Like a million bucks.

Very nice. - Absolutely.

I heard it was dressed to
impress tonight for dinner.

[upbeat music]

And all guests are at the table.

It is.

I appreciate it.

We still have to wind them.

All right, Roger will allow that.

Thanks so much.

Can I make a toast?

Yes. - Yeah, let's do it.

This is probably one of my favorite toasts

and appropriate for this situation.

I hope that today is the
worst day that we have to start

and that every day is
even better than today.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Michael should be a
motivational speaker, I think.

He's very good at talking
and getting people excited

about uninteresting things.

Bedbugs is our prime focus

because we lost all
that intellectual capital.

Zero tolerance, right?

They have to get elimination.

Bedbugs, 'cause bedbugs have been around

literally for thousands of years.

To us, it's a brand new bug.

We're all talking to
cultures that have dealt,

all these other cultures,
they laugh at us and they say,

"Bedbugs are nothing more than a nuisance."

Dinner's coming out, thank God,

because this guy can't really keep talking

with food in his mouth, right?

Sea bass is one of my favorites.

[upbeat music]

[indistinct]

What in the [beep] are you
doing in my bathroom, Ben?

This is what men do, innit?

Why are you shaving in my bathroom?

Because I don't have a razor.

Is that my razor?

Probably.

Ben is just oozing with
personality and confidence.

He is a [beep] nut.

Do you know what I shave with that?

That's why. - Like all sorts of things.

That's pretty much why I'm using it.

Even though Sam
drags her feet a little bit,

as a person, she's great.

I feel like she's my sister.

I mean, it's disgusting
for you, not for me.

It's great for me.

Could you prepare some pancakes for Amber?

Absolutely.

Do you want fruit in
them or anything special?

Yeah, she loves fruit like
blackberries, strawberries,

banana. - Okay, blueberries.

Butter, maple syrup. - Okay, absolutely.

That'd be awesome.

Ben, Ben, Sam, Amber would
like some pancakes with fruit.

Breakfast is my least favorite meal

to cook for the guests.

They get to order whatever they want.

You know, you're just taking orders.

You're basically a line cook at that point.

But for the guests, it must be brilliant.

Yeah.

They're in the bedroom.

Oh, well, why don't you take it down there?

Sorry.

'Cause they don't have
silverware or anything down there.

Or maybe just leave it
at the table, I don't know.

Her breakfast is ready.

Okay.

And I would love to be
able to talk to you guys

to get planning.

Cool, we'll be up in a few minutes.

Okay, cool, thank you.

Listen, Ben, this is out of my hands, okay?

They ordered it, he said,
"Make it, bring it," right?

And now she's still in the bathroom.

So I don't know how
you wanna play this one.

Okay, so let's just break it down

to see why it all went wrong, okay?

Okay.

What was the original plan?

He was gonna order his
fiancee breakfast, which she did.

And where was she gonna eat it?

Upstairs.

Okay, but she never came upstairs.

Right.

Then you should have told
me not to make the breakfast

until she came upstairs.

You really have no idea, do you?

If you get me to make something,

I'm gonna commit 100% to that.

So you better be 100% sure,

because otherwise you're
wasting 15 minutes of my day.

I don't have 15 minutes.

Ben is like a frigging
switch, like bipolar, whatever.

Like he'll be freaking out
and being just like such a d*ck.

And two minutes later,
he'll turn around and be like,

"All right, love, blah, blah, blah."

He used to be my favorite crew mate.

And now he has demoted
himself to like second favorite.

You know, they're just
ways of doing things.

All right, Ben.

The musicians are here.

We're wondering where to have them stage.

Is that a question for you?

No, it is not.

[beep] b*tch.

Time to piss me off already.

I'm about to lose my [beep] temper on her.

Let's check the weather, huh?

Even if the wind stopped to nothing,

it would still be crappy out there today.

Got 12 foot seas.

They're not going out to sea.

You mean this boat's not going out to sea.

We wouldn't be able to
get through the bridge.

You could.

You have to be on your toes though.

'Cause if you make an
error, you'll smack right into it.

Yeah, that'll put a lot of fenders out.

Like a lot.

What's happening, Captain?

We are ready to go look for the fish.

All right.

Ain't your first time at the rodeo.

Let's go fishing.

The guests really wanted
to kind of get out of the boat.

And so now we're going deep sea fishing.

I understand why the
captain docked the boat

and didn't let it out.

The conditions are pretty rough

and the boat is pitching big time.

Couple of guests are wondering

if you had those seasickness bands.

People are feeling queasy,

but at least it's not gonna
be puking on my boat.

[dramatic music]

So talking, planning.

For the wedding?

For the wedding.

I'm gonna get a boutonniere for him.

Oh yeah.

And a bouquet for her.

Perfect.

Chartering itself, it's really hard.

So when there's this drama
and it just doesn't go away

and it's in front of me and I'm working

and I'm trying to be professional,

I like to just focus on
what I've got to get done.

What else do you like?

Maybe like some white
streamers that we can just hang.

I would rather not mess with that

'cause then we have to tape it to things

and that just looks tacky.

I'd rather just do the
lights that we have upstairs.

Well, we need to get music.

Anything, classical, whatever.

There needs, there should be music.

What else?

For dessert.

I'm not handling any of the food.

Ben's gonna handle,
he's gonna talk with them?

Yes.

I'm gonna bring him up and talk with them.

Okay, cool.

[dramatic music]

These are like the best
pancakes I've ever had.

Hey guys, how you doing?

Hey, how's it going, Ben?

Congratulations.

Oh, thank you.

I wanted to go over what
your expectations were

and what you wanted.

See if we can get some flowers.

Okay.

We also need to go ring shopping.

Right.

Dessert, what do you reckon?

Is it possible to do a cake?

[dramatic music]

Yeah.

Chocolate?

Yeah.

Yeah, we love chocolate.

And how about a couple of ice-carved cupids

while I'm at it, just
flying around the place?

'Cause I'm quite handy with a chainsaw.

Yeah, with white frosting on the cake.

We can make things happen.

It's kind of our line of work.

Cool, sounds good.

So David, I know that
they need wedding bands.

So I'm thinking that I will go with them.

Would you mind going with me?

I figure you're...

What, 'cause I'm g*y and I
know how to apply to a wedding?

Because you're recently engaged.

Have you ever met a
straight wedding planner?

[laughing]

No, no, seriously.

[laughing]

We're at the beck and call of the guests,

so I'm happy to oblige.

But I think they just
want the pretty g*y boy

to come pick pretty things out.

When did you actually get engaged?

We got engaged on my
visit to my 100th country.

Awesome.

All on our crew, Adrian
and David are departing

with two of our guests.

We'll let you know when we're back.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

Let me see this one.

Yeah.

Very classy.

I like the way this feels.

It has a good feel, yeah.

Yeah, this is great.

David, you try it on.

So Amber thinks this is her day.

She thinks that she's
going ring shopping for her,

but it's not.

It's about me.

We're sharing this day,
whether she wants to or not.

This is our day now.

This is officially David and Amber's day.

I don't know what you're doing.

[laughing]

This is practice.

Practice.

I'll have to practice on another day.

So I guess it is Amber's day,

but my ring's gonna be bigger and prettier.

[upbeat music]

Tell me a certain line right there.

Okay.

The fishing trip was a fail.

We did not catch anything.

It was bad.

Welcome back, guys.

We didn't catch any fish.

What's next?

What's next?

What's next?

[upbeat music]

Just because the boat has to stay put

doesn't mean the guests have to stay put.

We have jet skis, we
have tenders, we have toys.

They still have all the amenities.

We're just stuck on one island

instead of being on a
bunch of other islands.

[upbeat music]

Perfect.

Make a wedding yet.

Prop it up.

Dude, this is what [beep] yachties do.

You get told that they're
gonna have a wedding

and then you just [beep] deal.

Oh my God, I'm so glad
this isn't my wedding.

[laughing]

Hey, I was just trying
to call you on the radio.

I was gonna ask you tonight,

is it okay with you if the girls

wear the black serving formals

instead of the white up-lets?

[upbeat music]

You're gonna cover the top of the bar.

It's like an island wedding.

So if you wanna decorate the bar.

Okay, I need to...

And we need to get dinner set up.

I'm setting up the table for dinner.

Takes a little bit of stress off of me.

So the wedding's at six and it's four now.

I'm gonna go take five and
I mean that in island time.

I'm gonna...

All right.

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

Can we prune these up a little bit

and stick them in the walk-in?

Just take them downstairs

so that they're not getting
stuff all over the floor.

Okay.

Wait till you get downstairs.

Sorry.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

I feel like there's
something wrong with you.

No.

Now I just have twice as
many things to do today

as I did before.

That's great, that's awesome.

What?

You have so much to do.

You know what, Adrienne,

shut the [beep] up and do your own job.

I'm here, I'm working
and you're complaining.

Nash, Nash, CJ?

Go ahead, CJ.

There is a musician on the aft deck

who has some questions about
how to plug in his equipment

without screwing up ours.

I'll talk to the musician.

I'll be right there.

Thanks, big guy.

I think this thing is taken
from the lights back there.

We need to find them some other,

so I can run them an
extension or something.

Adrienne, Adrienne, Adrienne, Nash?

Adrienne, Adrienne, Nash?

What do you need?

Adrienne, Adrienne, Dave?

Every time I call her, she ignores me.

For Adrienne?

Yeah, I just wanted to let you know

the musicians are here.

We're wondering where to have them stage.

Is that a question for you?

No, it is not.

It's a question for Nash.

How is that not a question for Adrienne?

She's the chief still.

It is for her.

This is the, Adrienne, Adrienne Nash,

could you come up here
to the top deck, please?

[beep] b*tch.

Time to piss me off already.

I'm about to lose my
[beep] temper with her.

Are you guys talking about switching rooms?

You know what?

It doesn't really concern you.

You wanna know about my room?

Spend a night in it.

I'm just disappointed in myself.

Question?

You wanna get married?

No, can I marry them?

Can I get my license?

Takes about 30 minutes.

Can I get it and marry them?

You're just gonna go online

and get some bull [beep] license?

Yeah, yeah.

And you know it's gonna be legal here?

Yeah, sure.

He's salivating.

I really wanted to do this.

Pamela's dog.

We are gathered here today

to bear witness of the holy matrimony

of Papa and his beautiful
bone star wife, Amber.

[laughing]

That was not right.

Well done.

Could have been some preacher in the South.

Can I get a hallelujah?

Yeah, absolutely.

[laughing]

Adrian, Adrian, Nash.

Sorry.

Did you not answer a Nash?

I just did.

I just said copy. - I called you like

four times.

No, I said, I was dealing...

Just deal with it.

Jesus Christ.

I'm going up there right now.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What seems to be the problem

that every time I call
you, you never answer?

I didn't hear anybody.

Right away, I told Dave,

"Could you call her right now real quick?"

And right away you answer.

I'm like, "What is the problem with her?"

I'm not ignoring you.

If I told you something important...

I understand.

You're wasting anybody's time in here.

I didn't hear you, I'm sorry.

Whatever.

I'm used to tuning out chatter,

and I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I think everybody's stressing
out about the wedding.

And you know, it's easy to project on me.

It sucks, but heavy is the head

that wears the crown sometimes.

Right there, and run
the power cord over here.

Up there?

Yeah.

That would be...

That's cool.

Yeah, that's cool.

Awesome, thank you.

All right.

Just to help me get this stuff out of here.

Let me fold the pillows.

I don't know how this is supposed to work.

Oh yeah, don't worry.

I don't have to set up the bar or anything.

Both of those flower arrangements

on either side next to the dining table.

I feel a time crunch.

I feel pressure to get this moving.

It's important that the timing is right,

and we're running out of time.

All on our crew, please be in uniform.

Wedding will be in seven minutes.

Congratulations, bro.

Thanks, bro.

[upbeat music]

Papa.

Hi.

How we doing?

Great.

I don't really know if I see
myself ever getting married.

I feel like it's, you know,

sh**ting yourself in the
foot trying to stop a robbery.

[upbeat music]

Seeing him get married is sweet,

but I'm not ready to be Suzy Homemaker,

and bake pies all day in an apron,

and drive my kids to soccer practice.

Not gonna happen.

We're gathered here to celebrate the union

of Nicholas Ko and Amber
Holmes in matrimony.

Nicholas, please repeat after me.

I, Nicholas, take you, Amber.

I, Nicholas, take you, Amber.

I, Amber, take you, Nicholas.

To be my wife, to have and
to hold from this day forward.

Until death do us part.

Until death do us part.

I know it's cheesy, but
I'm looking up there smiling,

and I don't see the happy couple.

I see Trevor and I standing
up there, and I can't wait.

By the power of your love and commitment,

and the power vested in
me as captain of this vessel,

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss your bride.

[cheering]

This is one of the best feelings

that you get as a stewardess.

It's planning the impossible,

and making it seem effortless and flawless.

I love you so much.

I love you.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

How you doing, Ben?

I mean, a wedding
cake, really, thanks a lot.

I'd pay all for you, buddy.

And if I could do
something to ease your pain,

I certainly would.

In the next few hours, I
have to feed five course dinner

and a wedding cake, nightmare.

I don't care if dinner's late,
as long as it's a success.

This stewardess is joking
how to keep them [beep]

entertained, if they can't do that,

they should [beep] around themselves.

Shall we adjourn to the table?

The chef said that your
Riesling would be perfect.

To Amber and Papa, I truly feel honored

to have been able to share this experience

with you guys that hopefully will be one

that you can look back on and talk about

with your kids and grandkids.

So cheers to you and to
happy marriage for you guys.

Thank you so much, bro.

Cheers.

[upbeat music]

I thought the plates were just stunning.

I've been wanting to join tuna and salmon

and sort of make these blockheads out of it

and then cut it and just
show all of the color changes

throughout, like the orange,
the red, the orange, the red.

And I complimented it
with amazing vegetables

and sauce work and all of that.

You can sleep tonight.

Delicious.

I love it.

Let everybody enjoy.

It's just one of those dishes
I've been kind of dreaming

about for months.

How's it going?

How you guys doing?

[clapping]

I've eaten at the best sushi restaurants.

I'm a big fan of sashimi.

This is probably the best combo.

Yeah.

I'll taste it.

I'll do some more.

Would you like it for breakfast?

Sure.

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

Not ready when you are, Benny.

Okay, what are we gonna do then?

Well, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm a little intimidated
to carry that thing.

So if you wanna bring it out,

I think that would be the best.

All right, let's do it.

It's not her birthday, so don't sing.

Holy cow.

Oh my gosh, this looks amazing.

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

Look at this.

Wow.

It's fantastic.

Thank you.

It's a piece of art.

Here you go.

By planning this wedding,

we just saved these
people thousands of dollars.

I'm thinking, cha-ching,

we're gonna get a nice tip after this.

[clapping]

[upbeat music]

Can we go to bed, darling?

Or do we still have more to do?

Laundry's all squared away.

Well, it could be flipped.

Can I just go to bed?

[upbeat music]

[sizzling]

Today should be a piece of cake.

You can't throw a wedding at us.

At least you can't do that today.

[upbeat music]

All honor crew,

please come to the aft
deck to see the guests off.

All of you, we wanna say thank you so much.

You exceeded our expectations.

Unfortunately, there
were certain situations

that we didn't have control over,

but you continued to do
everything you possibly could,

and we really, really appreciate it.

Thanks, everybody.

You're great.

Here's to honor.

Yes, absolutely.

[cheering]

Thank you guys.

Good to see you guys.

Thanks for being on board.

You're welcome.

[upbeat music]

Bye!

[cheering]

All crew, all crew, we have a meeting.

Hey, all in all, I think
everybody pulled together,

tried to do the best that we could.

Weather didn't help us at all.

So, here's a tip for you guys.

See what it is.

I think, I mean, between the five of them,

I think that the tip she left

could very well clear 12 grand.

[upbeat music]

And tip, $4,000.

There's no doubt in my mind

that we created that
amazing wedding for them.

And unfortunately, it
did not reflect in the tip.

Anybody got a calculator?

Divide that up, 11.

$900 a person would have been a 15% tip.

This guy, we got 9%.

That tells me that we did a [beep] job.

They're telling us, you guys were amazing.

You guys are fantastic.

But, you know, there's a disconnect.

It doesn't really make sense.

Not what I expected,

but it's more than we started out with.

I'm really pissed.

I'm stressed, I'm exhausted.

I've been working nonstop.

And then our tip sucks.

Why am I doing this?

All right, that's it.

We'll just get the boat knocked out.

Anything else?

Let's get it cleaned up.

Go get it.

Hi, dude.

Hi.

What are you doing?

[laughing]

You look fantastic, look at you.

You get it, I don't.

[laughing]

I really enjoy my crew,

and I enjoy spending time with them,

but I see them all day long.

I see them all night long.

I can't get away from them.

I won't, if I get a few minutes

just to spend with me and Trevor,

I'm gonna take it.

That's a beautiful boat.

Isn't it?

Yeah, I can take it.

I wish I could take you for a tour.

Yeah, me too.

[laughing]

I want you to come home.

I'll make you a big dinner.

This is so much more difficult

than I expected it to be.

Skype has been a godsend.

I don't know that I see a career in this.

I love your pictures you send me.

Well, I was hesitant at the beginning

about sending you any pictures

because I didn't wanna
like throw it in your face

that I'm in paradise.

And it kinda sucks because I'm here,

I mean, I'm not alone, but I'm without you,

so it feels like I'm alone.

Be quiet.

[gentle music]

When I see him get so emotional,

it reminds me this is who I'm gonna be with

for the rest of my life.

I'm gonna see that gambit of emotions

and ups and the downs,

and I'm so looking forward to our future.

All right, sweetheart, I love you.

I love you.

[gentle music]

I have a blanket for you.

Benny, are you gonna switch rooms with me?

No.

[laughing]

I can't get one person on this boat

to switch rooms with me.

Listen, I've got a really good idea.

Just abandon your room.

Abandon ship?

We'll set up a cot in CJ and I's room,

or [beep] the cot, you
can just rotate our beds

and we'll just double up.

It's actually quite a brilliant idea

because then you leave Adrian stranded,

lonely, and miserable.

I don't know that that's
the best idea either.

Right now, I'm not supposed to do that.

Hello, love.

Ben, are you on the top of the boat?

I'm on the bottom, which is a bigger bed.

Is it?

Yeah.

Are you guys talking about switching rooms?

[sighing]

Not anymore.

[gentle music]

Are you guys talking about switching rooms?

[sighing]

Not anymore.

What's that mean to me?

What does that mean?

Because you've already turned me down.

No, I didn't.

I'm hurt that she's that
offended by my presence,

that she can't sleep in
the same room as me.

This is the first time I'm
hearing about the conversation,

so do you not wanna be in a room with me?

Is that the problem?

You know, I'm just
trying to have a nice night

with my friends, my crew workers.

I don't really wanna
get into any of the drama

that's going on on board.

I heard the tail end of the conversation

when I walked in.

Well, you know, then that's the tail end,

and we can continue it on a later date.

I really just...

No, I wanna do it now.

Fine.

[beep] you, [beep] you.

I'm not impressed.

[laughing]

Then do it.

I'm impressed by the time.

You know what, it
doesn't really concern you.

Yes, it does, 'cause I have two new rooms.

It doesn't concern you.

Well, when I pick up all of my shite

and take it across the corridor,

put it into another room.

Well, until you say yes,
it doesn't concern you.

But I need to know the
finer points, don't I, darling?

Well, then talk to her, the finer points.

You wanna know about my room?

Spend a night in it.

I feel like this whole cabin switching

is kind of embarrassing.

I feel a bit bad for Adrian.

Awkward, all right, well, actually...

No, I didn't think you'd let me go.

No, it's fine, you guys
were having a great time

before I showed up, so.

I walked into this situation thinking.

I walked in here wanting to,

to the best of my ability,

represent what I do for everybody else

who is so passionate about what I do.

And I just feel like I
failed at that miserably.

I'm just disappointed in myself.

Next time on "Below Deck."

Thanks for the call.

Did I just hear right on that?

Hear what I heard?

What?

What?

What?

That's strange.

[beep]

That was when I was [beep]

What the [beep] is going on?

People are embarrassing.

They're too [beep] loud.

That's two!

Hey!

They're obnoxious.

Just the lowest form of class you can have.

What the hell is going on here?

Really?

Come on!

Who's that?

Fire alarm in the engine room.

Fire alarm control in the lazer.

Cannot contain the fire in the lazarette.

Copy that, let's prepare to abandon ship.

Roger, abandon ship,
guys, get in the spaceship!

[dramatic music]

For more Below Deck, go to bravotv.com.

[upbeat music]

[music]