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01x06 - Surprise!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Locker Diaries: Phineas and Ferb". Aired: June 6, 2026.*
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01x06 - Surprise!

Post by bunniefuu »

[chuckling]

-Surprise! [chuckles]
-[yelps]

-Clown!
-[screams]

[buzzing]

-Bees!
-[screams]

Only Phineas left. [chuckles]

[metal clanging]

Am I stuck in here?

[Marv] Hey, this one, Jerry?

[Jerry] Yeah, the lock keeps sticking.

Principal wants it replaced.

-Janitors?
-[Marv] Let's slide it out of here.

Huh? What? Whoa!

[Marv] Aw, man, the elevator's broken.

Now we gotta bring this thing
down to the basement.

[Jerry] Then I guess
we're taking the stairs.

The stairs?

-[loud clanging]
-[groaning]

[Marv] Who put this skate park
all the way down here?

Skate park?

[Jerry] Oh, we're gonna have
to shred it, Marv.

Locker style.

-[clanging]
-[♪ lively rock music playing]

[Jerry] Almost there!
Give me a double kickflip vert 545!

A kickflip?

-[thudding]
-[groaning]

-[Marv] We finally made it...
-Phew!

...to the locker-melting incinerator!

[fire roaring]

Incinerator?

Oh!

-Surprise!
-What? What?

I heard you've been
surprising people today,

so I thought it might be
fun for you to get a surprise.

But it felt so real.

Amazing what you can do
with a hydraulic lift and some lighting.

But I heard the janitors!

[as Marv] Heya, Jerry!

[as Jerry] Time for
an inverted kickflip, Marv!

Huh? [groans]

[♪ instrumental rock music playing]