02x14 - Endive's Dirty Secret/Big Food

[bunniefuu]

Mung daal: ♪ you take the

Moon, and you take the sun ♪

Chowder: ♪ you take

Everything that seems like fun ♪

Truffles: ♪ you stir it all

Up, and when you're done ♪

Shnitzel: ♪ radda radda radda

R-r-radda radda ♪

All: ♪ so, come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

♪ Come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

Yeah!

[ Applause ]

One mustn't be too stingy

When it comes to skin

Protection.

Mung daal: hey, endive!

We're so hot today.

Come on, can't we go swimming in

Your pool?

Chowder: pretty, pretty,

Pretty please, ms. Endive?

You have so much pool.

Even with you in it, there's

Still room for us.

I got to get in that pool, man!

I'm burning up!

Mung daal: all right, all

Right.

[ Groans ]

Aqua, please!

Just one dip in the pool!

Hmm, let me think.

No!

[ Cackles evilly ]

Oh, I won't let you swim in my

Pool, but I will let you play

With my dogs.

[ Dogs barking ]

All: [ scream ]

[ Zip! ]

[ Singsong voice ] dip.

[ Normal voice ] oh, well,

That's enough swimming for me.

Panini, fetch me a slawberry

Lemonade.

Panini: yes, ms. Endive.

[ Sproing! ]

[ Sloom! ]

[ Sloop! ]

[ Sloop! ]

The coast seems clear.

I suppose it's okay to do that

Incredibly embarrassing thing I

love to do when no one is

Looking.

[ Dogs barking ]

All: [ gasping ]

Chowder: whoa, that was

Close!

Shnitzel: ah, radda.

Mung daal: you said it.

Now let's skedaddle before those

Hounds --

Shnitzel: [ gasps ]

R-radda!

Radda!!

Mung daal: shnitzel, what are

You talking about?

Shnitzel: rad-da!

Mung daal: what?

What do want me to look at?

[ Gasps ]

Ew! It's endive!

Oh, my lord!

Oh, what is she --

What is she doing?!

Chowder: mung, what --

What -- who -- who -- why --

When, where, how, espadrille?!

It's like some horrible

Accident!

I can't look away!

Mung daal: oh, if only I had

A camera!

[ Plop! ]

Shnitzel: radda, radda.

Mung daal: thanks, shnitzel.

Good thing you carry this

High-powered camera everywhere

You go.

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

[ Gasps ]

No!

[ Growling ]

Mung daal: hey, guys, I

Wonder what endive will say when

She finds out we captured her

Dirty secret on film?

Both: humina, humina, humina,

Humina, humina, humina.

Mung daal: what -- take more

Pictures?

Shnitzel, this zoom lens is

Great!

[ Growling ] mung!

[ Breathing heavily ]

Mung daal: [ chuckles

Nervously ]

Give me that camera!

Mung daal: we'll give you

This camera if you let us in

Your pool.

Never!

Give me that camera!

Mung daal: woman, you will

Let us take a dip in your pool,

Or we'll show these pictures to

Everybody.

You wouldn't dare.

Mung daal: try me.

[ Sloom! ]

No, forget it!

I-i-i'm calling your bluff!

[ Tink! ]

Mung daal: [ sighs ]

I didn't want to have to do it

This way, endive -- really

Didn't.

Everyone to the farmers' market!

What?!

[ Gasps ]

No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No!

[ Gasps ]

My reputation will be ruined!

Aah!

Get back here!

No!

No! No! No!

No!

No! No!

No!

Wha?

Mung daal: blah, blah,

Endive, blah, blah, blah!

Check it out!

Mm-hmm.

And what are we looking at?

Mama, no!

[ Gags ]

[ Vomits ]

I'm all right.

I'm not all right!

[ Vomits violently ]

That's ms. Endive!

She's disgusting!

[ Boing! ]

And that picture of her is

Gross, too.

Bada bing!

I got a million of them!

[ Breathing heavily ]

Mung daal: well, hello,

Endive.

How could you show that?!

Give it to me!

Mung daal: unh-unh-unh-unh, I

Told you -- I'll let you have it

When you allow us into your

Pool.

I will never allow grubby

Cretins like you to frolic in

My pool!

Never!

Mung daal: well, you leave me

No choice.

Endive pictures!

Embarrassing endive pictures!

Get your endive pictures right

Here!

See what everyone is talking

About!

Okay, fine!

I will allow you to use my pool

just this once.

But I never want those pictures

Seen by anyone ever again!

Mung daal: [ laughing ]

Cannonball!

Hey, chowder, come on, jump in!

Chowder: I can't, mung.

I just ate. I'll cramp up.

See?

Oh, my cramps!

Mung daal: just remember to

Keep that picture of endive

Safe.

It's the only thing that's

Keeping us here.

Chowder: what, this picture?

Oh, ugh, ew!

I just lost my appetite!

Oh, there it is.

[ Munching loudly ]

Look, panini, the purple one

Has that accursed picture.

I want you to use your feminine

Wiles to get it back.

Panini: with pleasure,

Ms. Endive.

[ Russian accent ] I will break

Him.

Chowder: [ laughing ]

[ Slurping ]

Panini: [ seductively ] oh,

Chowder.

Chowder: [ muffled ] I'm not

Your boyfriend!

Panini: [ laughs ]

Oh, numnums, you're so funny.

I'm glad you could come

Swimming.

It's so hot today.

Know what I'm saying?

[ Fly buzzing ]

Chowder: what?

Panini: I said, "it's so hot

Today."

[ Groans ]

Chowder: mm-hmm.

Panini: you're supposed to

Say, "it sure is hot now that

you're here."

[ Sloop! ]

[ Sloop! ]

Chowder: why?

Panini: ugh!

Chowder, I can't believe this!

I'm sending out all the signals!

Look at me! I'm gorgeous!

Chowder: what do you want

From me, panini?!

Panini: hello!

I'm trying to woo you so I can

Get that picture of ms. Endive!

Chowder: why didn't you just

Say so?!

Take it!

Please, just stop wooing me!

You're making me lose me

Appetite!

Oh, there it is.

[ Munches ]

[ Laughs ]

Excellent work, panini.

Finally, I can get rid of this

Picture.

No! No!

I have too much lotion slathered

On my body!

Curse my perfect, orangy skin.

No!

Come back here!

[ Humming ]

Talking dog.

Hello, what's this?

Aah!

[ Vomits violently ]

Hey, I can use this to go

Swimming.

[ Knock on door ]

Hi.

I'm here to blackmail you.

Give me that!

Oh, wait!

No!

So, anywho, I'll be over

There by the pool.

[ Shouting maniacally ]

Both: [ humming ]

Talking birds.

[ Gasp ]

[ Vomit violently ]

[ Knock on door ]

Free ticket to endive's pool!

Give me!

No!

[ Knock on door ]

All: we're here to swim and

Blackmail you!

[ Vomit violently ]

[ Screams ]

Shnitzel: radda-ball!

[ Whistle! ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Mmm, hello-o-o-o-o, lady!

Aah!

[ Gasps ]

Thanks a lot, mother!

Look at them, panini!

Everyone knows my secret!

They're judging me!

If only there were some

Convenient way to get rid of

Everyone permanently, like

Somehow flush them all out to

Sea.

Oh!

[ Laughs ]

I forgot I had that installed.

Margarine, commence operation

"Get rid of everyone."

[ Swinging ]

[ Toilet flushes ]

All: [ screaming ]

Yes, I did it!

Operation "get rid of everyone"

Was a complete success!

[ Indistinct conversations ]

What's that sound?

Shnitzel: [ laughs ]

Radda!

Ugh!

What happened?!

You were all supposed to be

Swept out to sea!

Chowder: hey, ms. Endive, I

Didn't know you had a waterslide

To the beach in your pool!

Mung daal: yeah, this is the

Best pool party ever!

Chowder: hooray for

Blackmail!

Both: huzzah!

[ Crying ]

I'm ruined!

Everyone knows my dirty secret!

[ Crying loudly ]

Chowder: ms. Endive lady,

Don't be sad.

Mung daal: yeah, we all have

Our dirty, little secrets -- not

As bad as yours.

But everyone has their secrets.

[ Sobbing ] what do you mean?

Chowder: mung eats all of his

Food with tweezers.

[ Laughs ]

Mung daal: chowder's a robot.

Chowder: what?

Shnitzel: radda, radda,

Radda, radda.

[ Laughs ]

Truffles: oh!

Tell them something they don't

Already know.

At least i flush!

Shnitzel: oh, radda.

I illegally pickle peppers in

My parking garage.

I'm the creator of "chowder"!

Mung daal: you see, we all

Have our dirty secrets.

Endive, if people want to braid

Their mustache and eat

Dandelions, that's their

Business.

Shnitzel: radda, radda,

Radda, radda.

Mung daal: yes, I know that's

not what she did.

Wasn't talking about her.

We all know that what she did

Was...

Eat her toe jam with a fork!

All: [ vomit violently ]

Oh, what's the big deal?

I've seen all of you eat toe jam

Before.

Mung daal: yeah, with a

spoon, not a fork!

All: [ munching loudly ]

[ Twang! Twang! ]

[ Sloop! ]

Mung daal: [ slurping ]

[ Wind whistles ]

Shnitzel, hurry, I found the

Perfect spot to camp for the

Night!

Shnitzel: [ gasping ]

Mung daal: if we camp here,

We should have no problem

Collecting the rare dog-doo

Drops in the morning.

Shnitzel: [ muttering ]

Radda, radda, radda.

Mung daal: oh, one other

Thing -- where the heck is

Chowder?

Shnitzel: radda, radda.

Mung daal: chowder!

Come stand over here with me and

Watch shnitzel do all the work!

Chowder: from up here I have

A better chance of catching a

Glimpse of big food!

Mung daal: there's no such

Thing as big food.

Chowder: it says in this

Trashy supermarket rag that

Big food is real.

Mung daal: that magazine also

Says alien werewolf businessmen

Live in hot-dog houses on the

Moon.

Mung!

We're not alo-o-o-ne!

Mung daal: get...down...

Here.

Chowder: okay, but you won't

Stop me from believing.

You hear that, big food?!

I believe in you!

[ Echoing ] I believe in you!

I believe in you!

I believe in you!

Shnitzel, you believe in

Big food, right?

Shnitzel: radda.

Radda, radda, radda --

Chowder: wait, shh.

Do you hear that?

It might be big food.

[ Varmint chitters ]

Oh, just a varmint.

You were saying, shnitzel?

Shnitzel: radda, radda.

Radda, radda, radda --

Chowder: shh.

Now what's that sound?

Oh, just a wanderer.

Okay, continue.

Shnitzel: mm. Radda --

Chowder: shh, listen!

[ Chord plays ]

Mung daal: attention,

Campers.

Chowder: I don't know what

that is.

Mung daal: I thought it might

Be fun if I played some campfire

Folk songs.

[ Pop! ]

[ Pop! ]

Chowder: are there any folk

Songs about big food?

Mung daal: no.

But there are some folk songs

About r-r-rainbows.

Chowder: oh.

Mung daal: ♪ rainbows are my

Favorite kind of magic ♪

♪ They pour joy in my nose and

Love in my feet ♪

♪ Every time I see a rainbow

Chowder: ♪ I bet big food

Loves rainbows ♪

Mung daal: ♪ no, he can't,

'Cause he doesn't exist ♪

Chowder: ♪ he does exist,

And -- and he loves rainbows ♪

♪ I just know it

Mung daal: [ growls ]

♪ If you say "big food" one more

Time, I think I'm gonna scream ♪

Chowder: ♪ big fo-o-o-o-od

Mung daal: [ growls ]

Shnitzel: [ groans ]

Mung daal: [ growls ]

[ Yoink! ]

Chowder: [ gasps ]

Big food!

Big food, where did you go?

I know I just saw you.

Hey!

Big food's leftover scraps!

Mung daal: chowder!

What are you doing, eating all

Our food?!

Chowder: I didn't eat it!

Big food did!

Mung daal: what have I told

You about blaming things on

Imaginary creatures?

Chowder: to make sure I

Always have photographic

Evidence.

Mung daal: and do you?

Okay, first of all, you drew

That.

Second of all, I should have a

Stronger chin.

I'm very disappointed in you,

Chowder, lying like this.

Chowder: I'm not lying!

You got to believe me!

Mung daal: shame! Shame!

Now your pants will catch on

Fire!

[ Warble! ]

Chowder: [ crying ] I'm gonna

Go find big food, bring him

Back, and prove it!

Mung daal: fine! Go!

Think about what you did.

Shnitzel and I will be right

Here, singing folk songs,

Waiting for you to apologize.

Right, shnitzel?

Shnitzel?

Chowder: I must find big food

And prove my innocence.

If I don't find big food fast,

I'm gonna pee my pants.

Maybe I'll spot him from the top

Of this tree.

Trees are tall, and if you fall

From tall, you go quiet forever.

Maybe if I yell made-up words,

He'll come to me.

Babala boogata booboo zagzag

La-bing!

I've never had this much trouble

Finding food before.

That's it!

Since big food is made out of

Food, I'll just use what I

Always use to find food --

Mr. Giant realistic human nose!

Hop in, my boy.

Excelsior!

Chowder: [ laughing ]

[ Clunk! ]

Ah-choo!

[ Squeak! ]

Chowder: what is this place?

Hey, that looks like...big food?

[ Crying ]

Chowder: what was that?

Look at me.

I used to be famous.

Now the world's forgotten me.

I'm just...leftovers.

[ Chomp! ]

Flax! Flax!

I'm out of popcorn, flax!

Chowder: big food's real?!

I knew it!

Oh, there you are, flax.

Fill me up.

Hurry, flax.

Chowder: your popcorn?

Oh, flax!

You know I hate popcorn!

Chowder: actually, my name is

Chowder.

A-are you big food?

I am big food.

It's the refrigerators that got

Small.

Chowder: oh.

Well, if you are big food, I'd

Like to ask you to come back to

My campsite so I can prove you

Exist.

What did you say?

Chowder: come back to my

Campsite?

A comeback!

Yes, flax!

That's what I need.

Chowder: great! Let's go!

My eye!

[ Gasps ]

My public can't see me like

This.

I'm a monster.

I'm rotting!

[ Crying ]

Chowder: I'm never gonna get

Her out of here.

Unless...

[ Zip! ]

[ Sizzling ]

Baby cook new eyes for big food.

What did you say?

Chowder: now we can go see

Mung.

Do you know what this means?

You can cook up a whole new me,

Flax!

Chowder: that's a lot of

Cooking.

It will make for a brilliant

Comeback!

Call my facialist!

Call my masseuse!

Call wardrobe!

Make me beautiful!

Chowder: uh...

[ Zip! ]

That's all she has?!

No wonder she had to steal from

Our campsite!

[ expl*si*n ]

Uh-oh.

Hello? Dine-1-1?

I have a food emergency.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Wow, that was fast!

Keep my public at bay, flax!

Chowder: give me that food!

Thank you!

Hey, pal, aren't you

Forgetting something?

Chowder: you have pretty

Eyes!

Yes. Yes, I do.

Ooh, I feel so much younger

Already!

How do I look?

Chowder: oh!

Uh, I mean, you look great.

Let's go right now!

Are you sure you want me to

Drive?

I'm a star!

Stars don't drive.

Chowder: but I don't have a

License to drive hot dogs...

Or pizza...or steak...

Or anything, for that matter.

My public must see me before

I go stale!

Take me to my public!

Step on it!

Chowder: okeydokey.

[ Tires screech ]

[ Both scream ]

[ Crash! ]

Mung daal: ♪ oh, sometimes it

Feels like you have peanut

Butter between your toes ♪

♪ Don't worry, it's just

Freedom ♪

Ugh!

What is wrong with you?

Flax! Where are you, flax?!

Chowder: I'm right here,

Big food.

Tell jonesy to pull the car

Around and take me home at once!

Chowder: what?! No!

You can't go home now!

Get jonesy now, flax!

Chowder: uh...hey, jonesy?

Big food wants you to pull the

Car around.

[ Southern accent ] no can do,

Flax.

This car's broken.

[ Normal voice ] okay, thanks,

Jonesy.

I'll tell her.

Jonesy says the car's broken.

Oh! Why, flax?!

Why does anything matter in this

Crazy, madcap world of ours?

Chowder: can you hang on one

Second?

Sure, why not?

Mung daal: [ choking ]

Chowder: mung, shnitzel!

You're not gonna believe what I

Just found!

Mung daal: [ coughs ]

[ Guitar playing ]

Chowder: [ raspy voice ] ♪ I

See eyes of food ♪

♪ Red bacon, too

♪ I see 'em sizzle

♪ For me and you

Huh?!

Chowder: ♪ and I think to

Myself ♪

♪ What a wonderful food

[ Giggles ]

Chowder: ♪ so, follow me,

Big food ♪

♪ Come back with me

♪ Food as pretty as you

[ Giggles ]

Chowder: ♪ needs to be seen

♪ Fish for hands

♪ And drumsticks for feet

♪ What a wonderful food

♪ Fish for hands

♪ And drumsticks for feet

♪ What a wonderful food

♪ Whoo

Oh, flax, that was magical!

You've moved me to tears!

Look, I'm crying.

Kiss my hair, just like you did

In my big movie,

"Some like it 350 degrees."

Chowder: [ slurp! ]

[ Giggles ]

I feel so young and fresh!

Chowder: [ normal voice ]

Hey, you taste young and fresh,

Too!

[ Slurp! ]

[ Gulp! ]

Whoop.

Mung daal: [ choking ]

Oh, hey, pal!

What did you find?

Chowder: well, I found

Big food, but then I ate her, so

I guess I'll never get you guys

To believe me.

Mung daal: aww, you know what

I do believe, though?

I believe you tried.

Chowder: mung, I don't feel

Very good.

Mung daal: I know.

The truth never makes us feel

Very good.

Chowder: no, I --

[ Burps loudly ]

[ Blows air ]

Mung daal: man, chowder!

Flax! Flax!

Where are you, flax?!

Both: huh?!

Chowder: hey, that's

Big food!

Look!

I'm with all my old friends

Again!

There's hammy mcgee!

Mung daal: wow!

What do you know?

Chowder was right.

Big food is real!

Shnitzel: radda.

Chowder: you finally believe

Me?

Yay! Truth and justice wins!

Truth and justice!

Mung daal: well, shnitzel, if

He was right about that, who

Knows what else he was right

About?

Shnitzel: radda!

[ Howls ]

Panini: numnums?

Numnums, where are you?

Have you seen chowder?

Truffles: nope.

Panini: I bet he's just

Playing hard-to-get.

Truffles: well, first thing

You should do is go home and

Wait until he calls you.

Panini: you think that'll

Work?

Truffles: ah! Like a charm!

Panini: really?!

I'll do that.

Thanks, truffles.

Truffles: you can come out

Now.

Chowder: [ sighs ]

Whew!

Truffles: you owe me,

Bubbala, big time!