01x05 - The Wrong Address/The Wrong Customer

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

♪ You take the moon
and you take the sun ♪

♪ You take everything
that seems like fun ♪

♪ You stir it all up
and when you're done ♪

♪ Radda, radda,
radda, r-radda, radda ♪

♪ So come on in,
feel free to do some looking ♪

♪ Stay a while, 'cause
something's always cooking! ♪

♪ Come on in, feel free
to do some looking ♪

♪ Stay a while, 'cause
something's always cooking! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪♪♪

[indistinct cheers]

[cheerful music]

[paper rustling]

[paper rustling]

[Mung Daal]
'Positions, Everyone!'

On the count of three.

One, two, three.

[whirs]

[horn blaring]

[steam fuming]

[glass shatters]

[rattling]

[sizzling]

[rattles]

[bugle music]

Well, gentlemen, it appears
the roast-most is done!

[Chowder]
'Yay!'

'Yay, yay, yay!'

[groans]

I thought I was never
gonna get out of there.

Any longer, I would have
been all-all tough and chewy.

I can't believe it only
took 37 hours to cook.


Oh, my gosh! We're late.

We've got to get rolling.

Shnitzel!

You stay here
and clean up this place.

Radda, radda.

Hey, hey, can I stay, too?

Traveling to strange places,
it stresses me out.

No.

[creaks]

[whirring]

[upbeat music]

[screams]

[tires screech]

Okay, Chowder, here's a map

with detailed instructions on

how to get to the
customer's address.

I'm going to need
you to navigate.

[slurps]

[chomps]

You're gonna need
me to do what?

Well, it looks like we're
just gonna have to find

the address without the map.

How are we gonna do that?

A good chef must
listen to his gut.

What does your gut say?

My gut, huh?

[squeaks]
Cake!

A chef's gut will always tell
you if a dish is done cooking

or if it's seasoned well or--

If you've got
turn right or left

at this coming intersection!

Which is it,
boy, right or left?

Um, um, um, make
a, make a right.

[tires screech]

[sighs]

See, good things happen
when you listen to your--

Another intersection!

What do we do? What do we do?

Make a left!

[tires screech]

I think I'm getting
the hang of this.

Go left.

[tires screech]

'No, no, wait.'

'My gut says go right.'

'No, it was left.'

'Sorry.'

[engine revving]

Now stop!

[tires screech]

[engine revving]

[sirens wail]

Gut says go.

[engine revving]

'Turn right.'

'Turn left.'

'Drive upside down.'

[tires screech]

'Go through those loops.'

[tires screech]

'Go into that guy's mouth.'

'Go on his fingernail.'

[cheerful music]

I don't think I've ever been
to this part of town before.

Ooh.

My gut says we're close.

[Mung Daal]
'Yeah, to getting k*lled.'

[squishing]

[Chowder]
'We're here!'

[tires screech]

You sure this is the place?

'It seems a little sketchy.'

A 100% sure.

Oy!

I don't like it here.

It's dirty, and
it smells funny.

Mung, why does the
roast complain so much?

Because, Chowder,
we cooked it in wine.

[rim shot]

[groans]

That's terrible.

Now, remember we parked the car
right next to this mime here.

[instrumental music]

Cut that out.

[grunting]

[cheerful music]

Steady, steady, steady.

Oy, please, please
don't drop me, be careful.

Be careful, hey, you back there
watch where you're grabbing.

[panting]

Chowder,
which-which door is it?

Um, uh, I think it's..

[rumbling]

[crashing]

...that one.

[knocks on door]

[door creaks]

Here it is, sir, we've
brought you your roast-most.

[bleating]

[instrumental music
in background]

[bleating]

I didn't order any roast-most.

Oh, yeah, you did.

His gut says so.

That'll be 30 dollops.

[thud]

Maybe he went
to go get his wallet.

[growling]

[hissing]

[growling]

[all screaming]

[footsteps]

[thuds]

[snarling]

[growling]

[panting]

[snarling]

I can't believe
my gut was wrong.

Well, I guess we better
get back in the ca--

Hey! Where's the car?

I remember parking
next to this exact mime.

Where did my car go to, huh?

Well, speak up,
come on, come on.

[laughs]

Maybe they know what
happened to the car.

Uh, I wouldn't go
over there if I were you.

They-they look like
they have germs.

Excuse me, fine gentlemen.

Did you perhaps see
what happened to my car?

[laughs]

Oh, I get it, laugh
at an old man, huh?

So, that's how it's gonna be?

You give me no
choice but to bring it.

For I am the master of the
ancient lost art of qua-qua-do.

[muttering]

[screams]

[blows raspberry]

[shrieks]

[groaning]

[grunting]

[funky music]

[liquid burbling]

[gulps]

[thud]

It'll be alright, kid.

[coughs]

I'm just dented up a bit,
nothing serious.

[whirring]

[sobbing]

[squeaking]

Oh, I-I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I-I didn't know
my own strength.

Actually, I'm fine.

[bright music]

[gulps]

[shrieks]

Chowder, hurry!
We can hide in here!

[shrieks]

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

[screams]

Faster, faster!

[overlapping shouting]

[snarling]

Chowder, what does
your gut say to do now?

Make a left!

[feet screech]

[footsteps]

You think we lost
them, Chowder?

My gut says no.

Get off the treadmill.

[snarling]

Look out! Roast
coming through.

[engines revving]

Stop!

Drive, woman.

Who are you people?

Just drive!

[engines revving]

[snarling]

[hisses]

[tires screech]

[engine whirring]

That crazy rat
jacked a car, too.

Carjackers?

I knew it! How
simply terrifying.

Ma'am, if you'll
let me explain, I--

Ow! Pepper spray!

Pepper spray?

That sounds delicious.

Ah! I was wrong!

I was horribly wrong!

Serves you both right.

[screams]

Ow! Why did you do that, lady?

[screams]

[panting]

[screams]

[crying]

Seems to have run out.

[rattles]

[screams]

[thumps]

[spray hissing]

Why do you have so
much pepper spray?

I'm a pepper spray saleswoman.

I've got the top
sales in my district.

[screams]

Pain!

[tire screech]

[funky music]

[snarling]

[gurgles]

[squeaks]

[sniffles]

[rattles]

[screams]

[squeals]

[screams]

[squeals]

Oh, mercy! Oh, mercy!

[screams]

[tires screech]

[crashing]

[twangs]
Is everyone okay?

Yeah, luckily we just
hit this parked car here.

Which happens to
look a lot like our car.

It is our car.

But I could have sworn
I parked it next to a mime.

You mean the mime
across the street?

[squeaks]

[panting]

You, I need to have
a few words with you.

I've been trying to
get my order from you all day.

- Your order?
- Your order?

Yes.

Now, if you don't mind,
I'd like to take my roast home.

So my gut was right after all.


What, no tip?

I'm never ordering
from you jerks again.

Gosh, oh, wow, you're strong.

- 'Where are we going?'
- Well, at least we got paid.

[Pig Lady]
'I'll be taking
that, thank you.'

This should cover nicely for
all the pepper spray you used.

Free sample?

[screams]

[funky music]

[rumbling]

Well, it's been fun,
time to get home.

[screams]

[stomping]

[whooshing]

What a day.

I hope Shnitzel at least
got the place cleaned up.

[whizzing]

'My kitchen. My beautiful
kitchen! What happened?'

[wheezing]

What are you doing?

Get your hands off of me!

[thud]

[siren wails]

Chowder, what does
your gut say about this?

My gut says that Shnitzel
has a lot of cleaning up to do.

He sure does.

You want to go eat some cake?

Yes, please.

[footsteps]

[creaking]

[instrumental music]

[cheerful music]

[paper rustling]

[paper rustling]

Well, gentlemen, it appears
the roast-most is done!

[Chowder]
'Yay! Yay, yay, yay!'

I can't believe it only
took 37 hours to cook.


Oh, my gosh! We're late.

We've got to get rolling.

Shnitzel!

You stay here and
clean up this place.

Radda, radda.

[whirring]

[crashing]

[screams]

[tires screech]

[engine rustling]

[tires screech]

[crashing]

[whooshing]

[engine rumbling]

[sirens wail]

[tires screech]

[engines revving]

[sirens wail]

[radio tuning]

[thud]

[clinks on radio]

Oh, I love this song.

[horn honks]

Here's my turn.

[tires screech]

[sirens wail]

[engine rustling]

[whistling]

[pop]

[whistling]

[crashing]

Radda, radda.

Hi, honey, I'm home.

Radda, radda, radda.

[smooches]

[funky music]

[rattles]

[thud]
Nice kitty.

Hey, what is this thing?

Radda, radda.

Ah, the customer, wait!

Do you realize what this means?

Radda?

The customer came
to pick up his own order.

[grunts]

Ah, and my idiot husband
just left to deliver it.

'Who knows how long
until he gets back?'

You keep an eye on him until
Dummy McDumbalot comes home.

Radda, radda, radda, radda.

Cleaning or no cleaning,
you will watch him.

Or Ill rip your-- Oh, hello.

Don't worry.

Shnitzel here
will take care of you

until your order is ready.

That's what we pay him for.

Ah, towels.

[rips]

[footsteps]

Okay, that's disgusting.

[sighs]

Radda.

[upbeat music]

[barking]

He's in that catering
kitchen, Sergeant Hoagie.

We finally got him cornered.

Alright, men, we're going
in there and take him down.

[all]
'Yeah!'

Are you ready to stop
this deranged maniac?

[all]
'Yeah!'

Are you ready to put an end

to his rampage of destruction?

[all]
'Yeah!'

Are you ready
to go in there first?

Yeah, yeah, ye--

Oh, maybe not.

- Officer Cheese Steak.
- Me?

But, sir, I've got kids.

- 'How about you?'
- I've got parents.

- How about you?
- Are you talking to me?

- Yeah.
- What did you say?

- I said, how about you?
- I don't like your attitude.

- Never mind.
- 'Yeah, that's what I thought.'

Okay, who's left?

[buzzing]

Officer k*ll-Bot! Ha ha!

[buzzing]

[crackling]

[whistling]

[clanks]

[crackling]

[groans]

[upbeat music]

Mm, honey, dinner
looks delicious.

[chomping]

[rattles]

Oh, don't
bother yourself, honey.

I'll take care of it.

Dishes.

[glass shattering]

Radda!

I love you, too, sweetie.

Radda, radda, radda,
radda, radda, ra-- Radda?

Honey, Ill be
upstairs if you need me.

[twangs]

[whooshing]

[clink]

[funky music]

Radda, radda! Radda,
rad-radda, radda, radda.

Radda, radda, radda! Radda?

[thumping]

We'll let fate decide
who goes in first.

Eeny, meeny, miney, moe.

Catch a tiger--

Actually, I'm a snow leopard.

[imitates growl]

Catch a snow
leopard by the toe.

Hmm, that's not right.

[cheering]

Hold on, hold on.

The snow leopard messed me up.

Now, where was I?

If he hollers, let him go.

Eeny, meeny, miney, moe-- Oh!

[cheering]

My mother told me you are the
very best one, and you are it.

[cheering]

No, no, no, no, no! Do over.

[whistling]

I'll get it.

Oh, it's for you, dear.

[footsteps]

[sizzles]

[growling]

Radda! Radda, radda.

[Sambal]
'It looks like a nice
day to mow the lawn.'

[screams]

[groans]

That'll show those weeds.

[wheezing]

[gulps]

[grunting]

[squeaking]

[sighs]

If you need me,
I'll be in the garage.

[thud]

[bell dings]

Radda.

[Truffles]
'What are you doing?'

This place is still a pigsty.

And where's the customer?

- Radda.
- The oven?

You put the
customer in the oven?

- What, are you crazy?
- Radda.

Radda, radda, radda, radda.

He put himself in the oven?

- Radda.
- The little old man?

- Walked in the oven?
- Radda.

- By himself?
- Radda.

Would you please
hand me that pot over there?

[rattles]

I'm not paying you
to bake the customer!

I'm paying you to clean!

Radda, radda, radda,
radda, radda, radda.

[twangs]

Radda, radda, radda, radda.

Radda? Radda?

Radda, radda, radda.

Radda?

Radda?

[whirring]
Time for a walkie.

[rumbling]

Heel, boy.

Radda! Radda!

Radda!

Radda, radda, radda.

Radda, radda, radda.

Radda! Radda!

Radda! Radda!

[grunting]

Ooh!

[bright music]

[whirring]

Radda!

[rumbling]

What's all the racket?

[gasps]

'The customer!'

Radda! Radda, radda, radda!

[screams]

Turn it off! Off, off, off!

[whirring]

Oh, radda.

[thud]

[popping]

And when you're
done untying him

I'm gonna beat your
head like a bongo.

[laughs]

That tickles.

[laughing]

Radda, radda,
radda, radda, radda.

[sirens wailing]

Radda? Radda.

'Radda, radda, radda, radda!'

Hey, look, a civilian!

[gasps]

We've got a hostage situation.

Everybody stay calm!

A hostage situation? Oh.

- Radda?
- Don't let his size fool you.

Your captor is
extremely dangerous.

- 'And crafty.'
- And crafty.

- 'And vicious.'
- And vicious.

- 'And dangerous.'
- I said, "And dangerous."

[male #1]
'I'm just trying to help,
don't yell at me.'

Technically you said,
"Extremely dangerous."

[male #22]
'Sarge, sarge,
say he's stinky.'

- 'And a meanie.'
- 'And a bad boy.'

- Really?
- 'Yeah.'

Wow.

Well, he's all that stuff,
we've been trying

to stop his trail of
destruction for years.

[screaming]

[crashing]

'Don't worry.'

One of us will save you
in just a minute.

[Humming "Pop Goes the Weasel"]

And stop.

[creaks]

No, no, no, do it again.

[whooshing]

[gasps]

Radda!

[crashing]

[groaning]

I am going to k*ll you.

[groans]
Radda!

I don't know where
the customer went.

Radda, radda,
radda, radda, radda!

Huh, in danger?

You are the only danger here.

- Radda, radda, radda.
- Let go of me.

- I'm not leaving.
- Radda, radda.

No, no more c*ck stories.

You just want to leave
work 'cause you're lazy.

Radda.

You heard me.

Lazy!

Ah! Ah!

Radda, radda,
radda, radda, radda.

Radda, radda, radda!

[wings flutter]

Radda.

[wings flutter]

[footsteps]

Bah.

Radda, radda, radda, radda.

Radda, radda.

[grunting]

Radda, radda, radda,
radda, radda, radda, radda.

Radda?

[soft music]

[bat screeches]

[crying]
Oh, if only someone

had gone back to save her.

[sniffles]

[blows nose]

- Someone big.
- And strong.

- And tall.
- And gray-brown.

Someone who's always grumpy.

And always says "radda."

And farts when
no one's looking.

[sighs]

Radda.

Stupid rock monster.

Radda, radda, radda, my foot!

I'm going to pick up
some kitty litter, dear.

Be right back.

[tires screech]

Radda.

[groans]

Let go of me!

[groans]

[grunting]

[engine rustling]

[rumbling]

[grunting]

Radda!

[crashing]

[tires screech]

[engine revving]

[grunting]

[angelic music]

[engine revving]

[screams]

[groans]

[creaks on wall]

[whistling]

[tires screech]

[engine revving]

[crashing]

Whoa! Nobody could
have survived that.

Okay, boys, our job
is done, good work.

[cheering]

[grunting]

Someone's still alive in there.

[creaking]

[choking]

You are dead meat!

[all]
'Freeze!'

'Uh!'
- It's him.

[whirring]

What a day.

I hope Shnitzel at least
got the place cleaned up.

'My kitchen! My beautiful
kitchen! What happened!'

[wheezing]

What are you doing!

Get your hands off of me!

[thud]

[siren wails]

♪ Do-dee-do ♪

♪ Do-dee-do ♪

♪ La la la la la ♪

[coughs]

- Radda! Radda, radda, radda!
- Yeah!

'Whoo!'
- Yeah! Yeah!

My mommy and daddy are gonna be
so proud of me.

You, me together, Snow Leopard.

[engine revving]

[crashing]

[screaming]

[upbeat music]

I just had a dream
that you were a great, big

delicious sandwich, but you
didn't have any cheese on you.

Why didn't you have
any cheese, Mung?

That's a question
for another time, my boy.

Shnitzel was in my dream, too.

Except he was a big cup
of coffee with cream and sugar.

Well, that makes sense.

Then I realize
I become a big carrot.

What happened next?

I don't know, you tell me.

[gasps]

You were sleeping, Mung.
Sheesh.

You don't know
what you're missing..

If you aren't in the kitchen.

[whooshing]

[chomps]

[twanging]

[outro music]