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Thaanara (2024)

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Thaanara (2024)

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"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

THAANARA

(Who are you)

"Once you say, it'll all

come crumbling down"

(song playing in the radio)

- Hello.

- Hello, sir.

This is from the channel.

Shall I connect the call?

Go ahead.

This is Live, right?

Sir, it's a recorded live.

- I am connecting the call.

- Okay.

Mrs. Sithara Simon.

The Mayor insulted

all women statewide by...

...disputing a reference

made by Sithara Simon.

In response to this incident,

...the prominent opposition youth leader,

Adarsh Sreevaraham, is joining us now.

Adarsh, can you hear me?

Anand Das, I can hear you.

Sithara Simon is a young

member of your party.

She remarked that the Mayor's

office is in a state of disarray.

In reply, the Mayor implies that it's clear

to everyone who is actually in disarray.

A person in a position

of responsibility,

...his statement, can now be evaluated

only as one against all women statewide.

'Will the Mayor

have to resign now?'

'Or will he have to apologize?'

In which way do

you plan to protest?

Mr. Das...

...actually I am...

'Woman is not a commodity'

That is, 'Woman is not a commercial

product', regarding this matter...

...I'm enroute to the airport

to attend a seminar in Delhi.

Maybe after ten minutes, you

wouldn't have got me on the line.

I believe this matter, which I

will discuss tomorrow in Delhi,

...should be addressed

starting here.

Sithara was portrayed so

negatively because she highlighted...

...the disarray in the Mayor's office

caused by corruption and maladministration.

Just see how disgracefully

he treated a woman.

I must say, this is undeniably

a prejudice against women.

The Mayor objectifies women as

mere commodities for consumption.

So, even if he merely gazes at women,

we must view it equivalent to r*pe.

Even if there's any

decency left in him,

...the Mayor should step

forward to resign from his post.

This is my opinion.

The matters are clear now.

As Adarsh stated

the Mayor will have to resign.

- Thanks, Adarsh Sreevaraham.

- Thank you.

Hello.

Sir, KL- 07 BT 1285

...Audi car has turned

towards the airport.

- Is it a red colour Audi?

- Yes, sir, red Audi car.

Okay.

Listen, the car is heading

towards the airport.

I shall follow up.

I'm about to enter

the Commissioner's office for a meeting.

Yes, the car has turned

towards the airport.

James, take your seat.

James...James Bond!

Nice name!

An apt name for

an intelligence officer.

Yes, sir.

Yesterday, right under our noses,

the excise department

...seized 60 kg of

unlawful goods in the city.

Shucks!

Do you realize the damage this

incident has caused the police?

Sir...I...

It's 4 months since I came.

Have you given any vital

information regarding any case?

- But I am trying, sir.

- Shut up!

Once you're done

chilling in the AC room,

you must occasionally

step out onto the field.

You will achieve results.

You could at least catch

someone who stole a flower pot.

That reminds me, what about

Jimmy who went missing that day?

What's up? I mean

I will investigate, sir.

Aren't you ashamed?

You couldn't even

find a missing dog.

Various types of impersonations

and crimes are occurring in the city.

You must find them.

I will. I will find out, sir.

Airport...

The magic of the internet!

Hey, I have checked in.

I'll call after reaching there. Okay.

Bye.

Not seen anyone around here

'Where there is known truth

there is no knowledge'

The only source of truth is time.

Nothing but truth will give you

peace and happiness.

Three things cannot be hidden.

The Sun, the Moon and the Truth.

After your duty, don't linger around.

Come straight home.

My love, I'll be free after today's

duty until your delivery is over.

Is the baby saying something?

The baby told me to

give his Mom a kiss.

Come on!

French kiss! French kiss!

What are these children saying?

They know all this.

How do they know?

Their Mom told me that it is

taught as a special topic in school.

- At school?

- Yeah.

- Do they teach all this?

- Yes!

- Isn't it children?

- Yes, uncle.

When X and Y chromosomes

mate it is a male.

And when X and X

chromosomes mate it is a female.

Yeah, yeah.

Correct!

Come, let's go.

What does that mean?

I didn't understand it at first.

I understood it when

the children told me.

They were saying how

a baby is conceived.

Oh!

Sheesh! Really?

Don't think of such things

while going for the duty.

Leave with good thoughts.

Even if the Mayor merely gazes at

women, we must view it equivalent to r*pe.

Even if there's

any decency left in him,

...the Mayor should step

forward to resign from his post.

Even with a gaze?

Listen, try to come fast.

Kukkudu!!

Didn't you like me?

He must have cussed you to express his

dislike for the awful name you gave him.

Jolly sis, where is Joseph bro?

There he is, munching on a beedi.

Joseph bro, I'll take a bath

and come back

Joseph bro, give me

the keys of that scooter.

Let me leave.

Hi

Hey.

My daughter's wedding is in this month.

I am well aware.

I just reminded you.

I will set it all right.

'The first shot will be...'

Set up a crane with the track.

Place a par light there.

- Hello, sir.

- Hello.

Sir, are you on

your way to Delhi?

No, I just dropped here.

- Hope you had no other difficulties.

- No, sir.

I believe everything, like the location

and permissions, were arranged on time.

Everything is okay, sir. Perfect!

No issues.

Honestly, Malayalam cinema

needs producers like you, sir.

Sir, after this album you

must produce a movie.

I will do the direction.

Don't mention

my name as the Producer.

It will ruin my image.

I will give you

the name of another person.

Sir...

...she is our heroine.

How will my image

not get ruined?

I hope this walk never ends.

How is our heroine?

She looks okay, right?

A very strong character.

This character is a strong challenge

against all even and defective thoughts.

Woman empowerment!

Yeah, yeah yeah, that's correct!

That's what I also meant.

Music!

"Dance, dance all of you"

"Turn around and look"

"Moonlit blooms of the song

grace high above."

"Unbeknownst to the mind,"

"Unbeknownst to the pulse"

"She sang all alone"

"Sa Ri Ga Ma Pa!"

"A relentless fire, engulfs all within"

"You're akin to a lightning fire now"

"Who crafted this dreamlike mehendi?"

"As beautiful as the sunset sky, my love"

"Hey golden girl"

"Stole everyone's heart"

"She's a burning fire in the eyes"

"She's a burning fire on touch"

"Where to...let's go...let's go"

"Come to me, my butterfly"

"If you come close,"

"I'll be in unison with your body"

"Melting, melting into the void,"

"The song quivered"

"Hey golden girl"

"Stole everyone's heart"

"She's a burning fire in the eyes"

"She's a burning fire on touch"

"Just as my heart says"

"I'll sing a song"

"Love, my love dwell

in my mind all day long"

"Days and days I sought for,"

"Yearning for this blooming season"

"Just beside me, your touch tonight,"

"Oh girl, why did you put

snowballs in my heart?"

"With your eyes, you

sh**t arrows into me"

"Standing beside as the awe continues"

"Oh girl, beat the drum

and sing the heart's song"

"Just as a bird soars

forward and onward,"

"Slowly you flow within me,

a river of my soul,"

"Hey golden girl"

"Stole everyone's heart"

"She's a burning fire in the eyes"

"She's a burning fire on touch"

Achu, pull the brakes!

Didn't you realize that you

hit and broke my car's mirror?

How dare you hit my car

and just run off like that?

Hey, Aunty's English is top-notch!

Aunty, what you're displaying

now is merely a cheap show.

Merely a cheap show!

It happens in city drives.

Then hits and crashes do happen.

It's quite natural.

Look, ladies are not

supposed to talk like this.

Ladies are not

supposed to talk like this?

No, no, they are not

supposed to talk like this.

- Okay, I will set this right.

- Let's see.

I'm not supposed

to talk to you, right?

- She is mad!

- Should I talk?

Just hold her!

You not only broke my mirror,

and delivering dialogs now?

You two piece of waste, this is not done!

Police! Police! This lady is mad!

You come here, officer.

These two hit my car and

drove off without stopping.

And when I questioned them,

they are disrespecting me.

- Insane!

- Rascals.

Hello.

How is it?

Splendid! Grand!

Splendid?

It's a stunning creation

of art, sending electrifying...

...waves of ecstasy through

the veins of the spectator.

You are...

...so funny.

The language of a politician.

Can't you talk in

a language I understand?

You realized the matter soon.

Here, four lakhs.

- I had asked for eight lakhs.

- I'll pay the balance.

After this. I have it with me.

Is it with you?

Okay...

So, it was with you.

Bold and beautiful!

You seem to be very frightened.

I'm not frightened.

Shouldn't I be careful?

I am the MLA. Hope you know that.

Oh, okay.

I got it.

I'm also really frightened.

Once they get to link a lady

with a politician, they all will set off.

I know that.

Can we go?

Good speed huh!

- Are you in a hurry?

- No.

Which flight, sir?

Cochin-Delhi, Air India- 513.

Flight is on time, sir.

- Thank you.

- Have a good day, sir.

Thank you.

- Rupesh.

- Sir.

Tonight, we won't get any sleep.

We have got

an important information.

Is it a major case, sir?

Is it NDPS or ITP?

A big catch.

Just do as I say.

Okay, sir.

Oh God! Should

I drink all of this?

Will I have any liver left after?

Let me have a small one.

Let me take the new bottle.

Come, come.

Don't worry.

Keep your hand here.

Naughty.

Hospital, dresses...

Grocery.

Delivery expenses, four course meals...

Total rupees 87145.

1...2...3...4...

(Counting the notes)

Subtract 87145 from it.

(Calculating the balance)

852...

854...

Oh man!

"The name 'thief' is so amazing, bro."

"Once a thief,

the righteous path is forsaken."

"So simple!"

"Who has not, at least

once, been a thief?"

"Can we find a soul without

even an iota of falsity within?"

"So humble!"

"A student of 'Meesa

Madhavan' and very smart."

"He isn't harmful like Sobhraj"

"He isn't a cruel and brutal thief"

"He won't forsake his ethics"

"He is a good thief"

"Like a single ray in the

blue blue deep night."

"Like the pitch black midnight,

slipping into any corner."

"When people sleep, he

sneaks to ransack any house"

"This is my coveted kingdom."

"I'm both the king

and queen here."

"The name 'thief' is

so amazing, bro."

This doesn't seem to stop.

Hello.

Why are you trembling?

This is me?

Which me?

Which me?

Me means Asha.

Is it you?

Yeah.

- Why did you call here?

- Can't I call?

How did you get this number?

So, my call now is the problem.

What are you doing?

Haven't I told you not to call

me when I leave for work?

Didn't you leave

from here by 8:30?

I was really tensed.

So?

How did you get

the number of this place?

I checked the phone

directory and found it.

I then felt like calling.

I was missing you.

Am I in the Middle

East to miss me?

Didn't I leave from

there just 2 hours ago?

What are you doing, Asha?

My work involves

a lot of tension.

Do you realize I

haven't even had dinner?

Listen, don't shout.

Don't you know that I am unwell?

Moreover, if anyone hears you

shouting what will they think?

Dear...

...listen to me.

Just hang up.

I'll finish this duty and come.

How much do you love me?

So much.

So much means?

So much means so much.

- Then come fast.

- Oops!

Hang up.

It's dangerous.

I love you, okay.

Love you too.

Scaredy-cat!

Then one more thing.

Just because it says

88,000 on the list

...doesn't mean you should

only take that exact amount.

If you get, just take

about 4-5 lakhs.

- 4-5 lakhs?

- Yeah.

It's fine even it is 6 lakhs.

Am I not just an ordinary thief?

Then, bring at least two lakhs.

It's because I wish to see

the whole amount together.

That won't work out.

If we show greed,

we'll invite God's wrath.

Hello.

Hello.

Dear...

What happened?

Hello.

Hello.

- Hello.

- What was that sound?

The pendulum rung .

What is that?

That means, beneath

these large clocks,

...something moves back

and forth without any reason.

That thing.

Oh, I've seen it in the movies.

A big clock.

- Isn't it found in all rich homes?

- Exactly.

Is it very heavy?

Is it very big?

Then what.

Did you mean that I should

bring this clock home?

Did I ask for it?

I don't want all that.

But, have you ever thought

of giving a gift to your wife?

There are many items here.

How will I know

what gift you want?

What do you actually know?

Even the fridge here

is as big as our kitchen.

Should I bring that?

I don't want

the clock or the fridge.

I haven't seen

a rich man's house.

If I would have come there, the inmates

there would have died of my jealousy.

At least bring some nice gift.

Or shall I come there to select?

To select?

Darling...have I

come to Lulu mall?

Haven't I come to

someone's house to steal?

My love, please hang up.

Okay.

Then give me a kiss.

Mwah! Now hang up.

You hang up first.

I am hanging up. Mwah!

Oh no!

Oh no!

My bag?

Luggage?

It's my luggage.

Oh no...there is no network here?

Not even a point.

There isn't even any network.

Just the two of us.

Naughty!

Oh no!

- No network.

- Take your bags.

Adarsh, bring my luggage.

I...I will bring it.

See, no network.

Focus your eyes there.

Thank you.

Wow!

- This is really beautiful.

- Thank you.

It was a gift from

my father-in-law.

For the wedding.

Walk ahead.

So nice!

There are plenty of rooms

here, upstairs and downstairs.

Sradha, you can choose any

room, upstairs or downstairs.

Okay.

So that you can freshen up.

Let me also freshen up.

Okay.

This luggage...?

Next time.

Okay, cool.

Wow! This is so huge!

You are still sitting here?

- Aren't you changing your dress?

- Not now.

Eh?

I have something to ask you

Ask me?

- I am feeling guilty.

- Why?

What do you think of me?

I came along with you before

we got very close to each other.

- Do you feel it turned out to be easy?

- No way.

I don't have such

a feeling at all.

There is no need

of thinking like that.

Can we go upstairs to...

...talk more personally?

- Good idea.

- Yeah.

- Good idea.

- Where are you going to?

Upstairs.

- Not that.

- Huh?

I said we can talk for a while.

Just talk something.

Like...

...childhood stories.

Something like that.

Childhood stories,

means a bit old stories?

- Indira Gandhi's assassination...

- Oh no! Not that.

Listen, for example...

...during my childhood,

I was a great dancer.

Even at the age of one, I could imitate

all of Michael Jackson's dance moves.

Moon walk and all.

At the age of one?

Yes.

When I was one and half years old,

my father found out that

I was an excellent singer.

Dad used to take me to the river in the

morning and hold me underwater for a while.

For what?

To practice.

To clear the throat, we must remain

immersed in water up to the neck.

- Great Dad!

- I know.

- Shall we go upstairs?

- Now your stories.

Like when I was one

and a half years old...

...when I was one and

a half years old I was a kid.

I had not even thought

about the nation.

Leave alone politics.

Then, when I reached high school,

I started thinking about politics.

Then I got involved

in campus politics.

How boring is this!

Actually...

...few topics your

husband and you speak...

...naughty topics like that.

sh*t!

You ruined everything.

Why did you remind

me of my husband?

Brought back all my remorse.

My husband didn't

see my abilities.

He is always busy

with his own stuff.

He is interested to

inquire about everyone.

Where am I? Am I alive?

He never inquires.

My dance...

...my songs...

...he just never enjoyed.

This is the height

of my patience.

That is why I like you.

In spite of being such a busy man,

...you are enjoying

my dance and my songs.

That is encouraging

me a lot you know.

Tell me one thing.

Why do you like me?

Your singing...

...dancing...

You are beautiful,

bold, hot, sexy...

Hope you are not

in love with my body.

No.

Body is not perpetual.

Soul.

Just say what you

have to say openly.

Don't try to fool me.

Say it as it is.

- Do you know something?

- No.

What is the reason I like you?

May be my soul, right?

I thought you were a sly man.

A sly lover.

What's it?

Who laughed?

No, you laughed.

There's someone

else here besides us.

What's it?

What happened?

What?

My intuitions never fail.

What are you searching?

Was it a civet cat?

Is this house haunted?

No, it is not a haunted house.

Someone died

here a long time ago,

but I think it was due

to fever or diarrhea.

When there are two people,

we need not fear the ghost.

You should fear, only

when you are alone.

You are funny.

And this is what

I like about you.

Can we have a couple of drinks?

Sure, yeah.

- Good idea.

- Good idea.

Then come.

My luggage and my bag also.

Oh okay.

Why is this nuisance

coming upstairs?

Oh no!

Is it heavy? Should I help you?

Sradha, where on

earth is this heavy?

In the legislative assembly, I've been bearing

both the parties in these hands of mine.

You are great!

In comparison to

that, all this is just...

I will show you something.

How is it?

- Nice!

- You too.

- Interesting.

- Very interesting!

Now itself...

So many bottles, huh?

Yes...many bottles!!

Wow!

This is so cool!

Cool!

- Is it working?

- Here.

- Cheers.

- Cheers!

You know...

...I want some one

who understands me.

- You know what...

- I know.

I noticed that you are not

someone who gets angry very fast.

Like my husband.

You are actually very sweet.

I am sweeter than this.

Can we go to

the bedroom and talk?

We shall go to the room.

But...

...first let's talk for a while.

...let's chill...

You know, talking

and all such things.

We can chill.

But instead of chilling here, wouldn't it

be better to go to the bedroom and chill?

How's it?

- What's this?

- Eh?

Why are you in such a hurry?

If you behave boring like my husband,

I'll just leave and get going.

Yeah.

Go...go.

Get lost.

- I was simply saying about a game...

- Huh?

I am sorry.

I was not talking about that game.

It was about joking...

I told you are sweet,

but you are not sweet.

Sradha, don't do like that.

- No, seriously.

- I'm telling...

Move. I don't want to be here.

- Sradha please.

- Get my bag.

- I'll fall at your feet...

- No, I don't want to hear you.

I'll fall at your feet.

Sradha...Sradha,

please, please don't go.

I am sorry. Sorry, really sorry.

- I'll do as you say.

- No.

Hey Sradha...

...actually...

...I am not used to all this.

- Where is the bedroom?

- The bedroom is there.

- Thank you.

- Okay.

Let me freshen up and come.

Yeah

Thank you. Aren't you having it?

Cheers.

I'll get your bags there.

Why are they coming this way?

- Can you get that to the room?

- Yeah.

Yes, I got it.

- The switch is at the right side.

- Light, right?

Wow, nice!

- I'll be back after a shower.

- Yeah, take your own time.

Are you coming?

- No...

- Then why are you simply standing here?

I will be here.

Then why are you waiting? Go out.

- Me?

- Out.

- You are joking.

- Out, out, out.

Just a peg?

- You need another peg...?

- Out.

- Hope you don't have any doubt.

- No waiting.

No need. Just go.

Switch on the hot water

towards the right...- Okay.

Get ready and come fast.

Oh no!

Oh my God!

I didn't expect this at all.

How do you know

it's my birthday?

Did you check it in the Insta?

Who knows?

It's so nice.

- Shall I cut the cake?

- You didn't expect, am I correct?

Correct.

Let's cut it.

It's not yet time.

Everything...

...has its own time.

- Wait.

- Wow! Are you prepared?

I'm prepared since long.

Nice!

This wine is more

than 150 years old.

Wow!

In central Kerala, I'm

the only one now who has it.

- So cheers!

- Cheers!

The taste of this...

Where's your gaze?

Into the glass.

Look into the eyes

and say 'cheers'.

Why?

If you say, it will increase.

Increase? What will increase?

Romance will increase.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

Did you get me?

That's great!

If we gaze into the eyes,

...romance will increase.

Great brains!

Wah!

"For many lifetimes, I have

been searching for you."

"So deeply have I fallen in

love with you, oh my fortune,"

"The distant shores and

the silent stars are witnesses to this,"

Who is that?

Who is there?

Who is that?

Don't play with me.

Stop the song.

What happened?

Why are you getting

tensed like this?

Hello, listen. What?

What? Do you have a g*n?

Where's the magazine?

Where's the magazine?

- What? What?

- I can't find a single thing at its place.

- Which magazine is it?

- At this tensed moment...

- Magazine.

- Yeah.

Is it this magazine?

Huh?

What's it? Why do you have...?

Why do you have a g*n?

What's wrong?

Adarsh...

Hey Adarsh...

- Please tell me what's happening.

- Shut up!

Sorry...keep quiet.

- Hey...hey Adarsh.

- No.

Wait there!

Phone?

What's it?

Hey listen.

Who is calling at this midnight?

Oh no, Asha!

Adarsh, the phone is ringing.

- Is it your wife? Is it your wife?

- It's not my wife.

It's not my wife.

Someone else is here besides us.

That's what I was

saying from the beginning.

Listen, I sense a hint

of horror and panic.

Let's go away from here.

Let's go away from here. Please!

It's been so long.

He must have left from there.

Or did he fall asleep?

What about the noise I heard first?

- Due to your damn fear...

- Yeah, damn fear...

- That's why you feel so.

- Your damn singing and dance...

- Then, I will go away from here.

- Then, get out!

When I suddenly got tensed...

...in total desperation...

In the tension, whether my wife came to

know, whether the locals came to know...

Sorry.

You must ask me to forgive

you...no, please forgive me.

It's okay.

Since it's okay, why

don't we have two pegs?

Only 2.5

Okay.

Whiskey, rum, scotch or

gin, which one do you want?

Gin.

Why so? Why an exceptional liking to gin?

Isn't it a haunted house? So, gin.

Haunted house! Jinn's house!

Shouldn't we gaze

into each other's eyes?

(Humming a romantic song)

Not only when saying cheers,

but I will also gaze into your eyes...

...from the moment

I start pouring the liquor.

Look.

- Here.

- Thanks.

- Cheers.

- Gazing into each others eyes...

- Is it after coming this close?

- Yeah.

- Eh?

- Really really close.

- Cheers.

- Cheers!

- Didn't you take a sip?

- No.

Why?

That...

Only if you take

a sip, will it increase...

What?

Does she need to do this?

- Hello.

- Hello.

It's your wife.

Hang up, hang up.

Why did you cut the call?

Wasn't it your wife who called?

Won't she know that someone is here?

She must have realized that

as soon as I picked up the call.

She might think it was some thief.

If she thinks it's a thief,

she'll call the police, and

they'll come here in their jeep.

Police...police?

Don't worry about that.

After all, I am the MLA.

No, no, no, there's

no possibility for that.

No police.

Will the police come here?

They may come.

Can we go?

Can we go from here?

Come fast.

Oh no, I can't be here.

Oh no! No.

I can't stay here

another moment.

I can't bear it...I can't...I can't !

Phone!

Don't pick it! Don't pick it!

- Don't pick the call.

- What do I not pick?

That was the clock.

Oh God!

She will give me

stress and k*ll me.

Oh God!

Oh!!

Just pressed it.

Hey, please Sradha, just have it.

Sradha...Sradha...Sradha!

- Who gave me this name, Sradha?

- Maybe your Daddy and Mummy.

I have lost all my

'Sradha' (concentration).

I wonder about the moment

I felt like coming here.

In the evening, right?

Album, YouTube, nonsense!

- Please Sradha, have it.

- Shut up!

Peg.

- Clock?

- No.

Phone.

Huh, phone!!

The clock won't ring always.

Hello.

Hello.

- Hello!

- Who is this?

Better tell me the truth.

Who is with you?

I heard a female's sound.

Don't change your voice and talk.

Who is that enchantress with you?

Oh no!

Tell me.

- Who is she?

- Enchantress!

Even if you are a thief, I never

thought you would be a liar.

Sheesh!

Now I understand

why you always come late.

You're completely

putting on an act.

Who are you?

You mean, who am I?

Forget about me.

Did you at least think

of the baby in my womb?

Whose baby?

Should I be responsible for everyone's

baby just because I'm the MLA?

What?

Didn't you say you were going

to the High Valley Bungalow,

and that the owner who is

the MLA had gone to Delhi?

And you followed him for

ten days to figure all this out.

Grab everything you can

from there and hurry back here.

I can't handle all this stress.

This is that same MLA speaking.

Whoever of yours is here,

now you'll never see him again.

I will finish him off!

Did you get me, you crook?

Didn't I tell you that

someone else was also here?

Hey!

Hey!

Your that dame, she had called you.

Whoever you are I care a foot!

I am Adarsh Sreevaraham, MLA.

Hey, do you know?

I'm not just an angel

dressed in white and white.

I am the one who won

the gold medal for...

...the best sh**ter from

Bangalore sh**ting Academy.

No matter how you run,

I'll sh**t you in the head.

If you don't want all of that,

...you must surrender with

all the weapons you possess.

Within the time it takes

me to count from one to ten.

One.

Two.

Three.

Are you counting like

this at this moment? Fast!

Four!

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight!

Nine!

Ten...!!

Eleven!

Oh no!!

Hey!

Hey...stop there!

I'll sh**t you.

You don't know me well.

I was the one who won

the gold medal for...

...the best sh**ter from

Bangalore sh**ting Academy.

Don't run!

Don't run. I'll sh**t you.

I will sh**t.

Go, go that side!

Don't run!

Go, go!

Stop there!

Open the door!

Open the door!

You sly swine! Who are you?

Come

Who are you?!

Who are you?!

God bless you!

God bless you! What do you mean?

Spitting on my face?

- Sorry, sorry!

- What sorry?

Ask him, ask him.

Who are you?

Don't sneeze. I'll sh**t you.

Who are you?

That didn't come. It's gone.

Who didn't come? What's gone?

Thank God!

Oh yuck!

Who did you ask before

sneezing all over me?

Sir, I got fever

because I got wet.

Did you get fever so quickly?

- So sad!

- What so sad?

Just a second.

Wait, I'll get a towel.

- Wait, wait.

- Hey.

Hey Sradha.

- Sir, after falling in this cold water...

- Shut up and walk.

Fell in the cold water

and come on say...

When I fall into cold water,

I get fever quickly.

It's been that way since childhood.

Why did you come to my house

to fall into the cold water?

- Actually...that...

- Take, take this.

What's this?

- Wipe yourself.

- Thank you, Madam.

You could've applied

a bit of herbal powder

...on his head too, so

he wouldn't get fever.

- Sorry! Isn't he a poor man?

- What sorry?

Okay, okay, okay.

Has anyone else

come with you here?

- Nobody is here.

- You came alone?

Do you have any other

weapons with you?

Have you placed a b*mb

or anything like that here?

- No, nothing.

- Do you have any weapons?

Adarsh, he has something.

I have only this, Sir.

- What is that?

- What?

This is...

Sir, you can open any

type of lock with this.

Oh my God, this

is very dangerous.

- Listen.

- Hmm?

Hats off to you!

How did you understand

that there was a thief here?

That's sixth sense!

Didn't I mention the moment we came

that there was someone else here?

How are you so smart?

That's my smartness, babe!

Uff! I cannot tell you.

You're so intelligent and I

feel so impressed right now.

Oh, I'm very much

intelligent baby.

That's why I became

the MLA of this place.

I will take you to

the high levels of...

Sir, am I not a hindrance for you?

- So, I was going?

- What...??

I didn't want to be

a black ant in paradise.

You should be

the black ant in paradise!

My hobby is to catch that black ant,

break its legs, put it in a matchbox,

and toss it around until it

dies, without actually k*lling it.

Did you get me?

What do you mean by

k*lling it in the matchbox?

Are you going to burn him up?

Oh no!!

It's a proverb, baby.

Actually, it's a game.

Is it?

In my childhood, when I found a black ant,

I would put it in an empty matchbox...

...and my hobby was to

toss it around until it died.

Such a cruel game, right?

Politics is a cruel game, baby.

- Sir.

- Hmm?

Sir, my wife is at full

term in her pregnancy.

I'm not responsible for that.

- Your wife is pregnant?

- Yes, Madam.

That's nice, right Adarsh?

- What nice?

- What?

Why are you discussing your

household matters at my house?

Sir, I'm someone who doesn't

hesitate to speak openly...

...to those whom I

meet and get close.

Get out of my house!

Get out!

- Sir, I was just describing my behavior.

- What behavior?

My wife is also of a peculiar type.

If she doesn't see me, she'll

get the address and come here.

Will you give the address and phone

number of your workplace, I mean,

...the house you're going

to steal from, to your wife?

I didn't give her the phone number.

She got it from the telephone directory.

But, I gave her the address.

Because we're a husband and

wife who openly discuss everything.

- Really?

- Hmm.

Actually, that's a good quality.

- Isn't it?

- Thanks.

Good quality for people like you.

That's not much a good

quality for husbands.

Listen, Adi...

Actually, the problem in the society

is not talking openly in married life.

Ma...Madam

Can I call my wife?

Just explain it to him.

From the land-phone here?

Adi, let him call.

Let him call.

His wife is pregnant.

You call, you call. Fast!

Come.

You come here, baby.

Go and stand there.

I can't get her.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- Darling.

- Hello, dear.

What happened?

Didn't I tell you not to call me?

I am caught here.

Oh no!

So, who picked up the call before?

That was Adarsh Sir.

So didn't you tell me

that he went to Delhi?

He didn't go.

How will I know that?

I thought it was you.

Asha, can't you recognise my voice?

- How can we believe thieves?

- Eh?

I thought you changed your

voice and tried to deceive me.

Well, I heard a woman's voice too.

Who was that?

- She is Adarsh Sir's...

- Was it his wife?

Wife's sister's friend.

- Is she your wife?

- Friend, friend.

Friend.

So what about Adarsh Sir's wife?

Yeah, what about your wife?

She is not here.

Leave me.

Are you friends with a man who comes with

another woman when his wife isn't there?

You'll also get spoiled.

Come back fast.

I'm not having a friendly

time here, I've been held.

Let me just compromise this

and come. Just hang up my girl.

- Will they release you?

- They will.

- Should I come?

- No, need.

I'll come and talk to them.

Will you release me?

We won't release you.

No, need. I'll come.

Just hang up.

Okay, then give me

a kiss and hang up.

Love you!

Mwah!

Love you.

Wow!

How sweet!

How many months

pregnant is your wife?

She is nine months pregnant now.

Her due date is next week.

- You must be really tensed, right?

- Hmm.

But I am more than sweeter.

Adarsh, stop joking.

Your wife is 9 months pregnant,

that means she will deliver soon, right?

Before that the police will

take you away from here.

For trespassing into

the MLA's house. Got it?

Then they will release you

when your child is ten years old.

- What is the use?

- It's not like that, sir.

If the police catch me, they will

keep me in custody for 24 hours.

Then, if the SI is smart, I

might receive a good thrashing.

He'll be thrashed well.

But before that, I'll

surrender for some case.

Then they will

remand me for 14 days.

Then, after the judgment,

according to IPC 379,

I will have to go

behind bars for 3 years.

But it is not 10 years.

- Not 10 years.

- Wow!

He knows the law well.

He is a well learned thief.

But this is the first

time my plan failed.

I didn't expect you,

who went to Delhi,

...to come back here

at night for an illicit affair.

Illicit affair?

What do you

mean by illicit affair?

How dare you?

I'll kick your face, okay.

How can you say,

it's an illicit affair?

We are just friends.

Adarsh, tell him.

Is this an illicit affair?

Cool, baby.

He is outspoken.

How did you name it

as an illicit affair?

Friendship.

You questioned its purity.

Sorry, sir.

You shouldn't have

slapped him. Poor man!

Poor man! What else

did you steal from here?

- Tell me.

- I took some money.

Some money?

Yes, take it.

That's all?

Did you take only this

much money from here?

I took only this much.

Did you steal only this

much money from here?

I needed only that much.

I have the accounts

with me. I'll show you.

Look.

I need 1250 rupees for the car

rental to take her to the hospital.

Another 1250 rupees for

the hospital and dresses.

Then I have allocated 1500

rupees for 5 days' food expenses.

Then, the expenses for the baby.

Dresses, mosquito net, bed,

soap, powder, snuggy, total Rs. 555.

Then household expenses.

30 kg of rice-rupees 1200.

Since I don't have

a ration card I won't get it.

Milk- 600, fish- 500, vegetables- 400.

Then grocery, tea leaves, coconut oil, sugar,

coriander and chilly, total rupees 700.

This itself sums up to rupees 7010.

Then if it's a normal delivery...

it'll cost rupees 3000, including

herbal oil and medicines.

If it's a caesarean, it'll cost more.

Oh.

But no worries.

It's unlikely to be a caesarean;

it'll be a normal one.

Then I have to pay 10000 rupees

to the lady who comes to bathe them.

Then, for the 28th day ceremony,

I need 60000 rupees according to today's

rate to tie the baby an 8 gram waistlet.

Then I need 7500 rupees to give

a four course meal to 60 people.

All of this sums up to

a total of 87145 rupees.

Very true, Adarsh!

The expenses are reasonable.

- Isn't it?

- Yeah.

For that, I took 88000 from there, kept

855 rupees from my hand, and then left.

Do you know that?

Really?

You kept the balance back?

Are you such a righteous man?

Not that righteous,

but still I'm righteous.

Wow!

No.

No.

Adarsh, he is not a thief.

- He is a detective.

- Detective?

He is a spy sent by your wife.

Me?

A thief can never be

so righteous and good.

He can.

- If we release him, he'll betray us.

- No, I won't.

He will ruin both

your and my life.

We must k*ll him.

Don't run, don't run!

No, no.

Don't sh**t.

She...

What craziness was this?

Are you mad?

I spent 80000 rupees

to purchase that sofa set.

What if the b*llet

had hit him or me?

The game would have

taken a turn for the worse.

Put it down.

Put the g*n down!

Sradha, put the g*n down!

Sir, may I go?

This mad lady will

k*ll me. May I go?

Not that mad lady,

but I'm going to k*ll you.

After ruining the night I've been planning

for so long, you want to leave now?

Wasn't my night

also ruined, Sir?

Didn't I lose all

the money I took?

Even if you don't give me

the money I took from here,

will you at least give me

back the balance I left behind?

Do you know how much

money I spent for her?

Whom will I tell that sorrow to?

Now I have to go to Delhi tomorrow,

just like a dog went to the market.

Oh no!

It's the clock bell.

Sir.

Sir, the night is not yet over.

Sir, you can enjoy.

I shall go.

Don't leave him.

If he goes out, he'll

tell others about us.

Adarsh, it's better to k*ll him.

sh**t and k*ll him.

Then bury him in

the compound here.

- Without any evidence.

- What?

We have to do it.

The game is turning serious now.

- Do you have gloves here?

- Gloves?

Do it in a way that our

fingerprints are not detected.

- We must do it!

- What?

Madam!

Are these cruel words really coming

from you, who sang so beautifully?

Really?

Did you like my song?

Why not?

You're asking me

whether I liked it?

It was super!

I...

Madam, cant you sing in movies?

I must try.

We fans would love to

hear your voice in movies.

I'll pray for you.

Kneel down and pray.

Oh, so sweet!

We shall try that.

First, let's tie his hands and legs.

And then shove

cotton in his mouth.

Did you get me?

Then his matter will be closed.

Let's then go to the bedroom.

How will we go to

the bedroom in this mood?

The mood will come.

Or else Ill create it.

Just stop thinking about him.

This mood will change.

Trust me. Just come.

- No!

- Why?

A clown, unsure of when to

grace the stage, I'll thrash you and...

Why is this bloody

clock ringing always?

- Madam, that's not the clock.

- Then?

It's the calling bell.

Who is it?

That is my wife, Asha.

Didn't I tell you that

she would come?

Wife!

This husband and

wife will drive me crazy.

I'll k*ll your wife

in front of you. Come.

- Come on!

- Oh no, sir!

Sir, she is really naive.

Don't harm her, please.

I'll k*ll your husband

in front of you.

A husband and wife, with

a nine-month pregnancy,

have set off to ruin

my peace of mind.

If you want, come and see

your wife for the last time.

Adarsh.

This is a familiar sound.

What!!

What's it?

What happened?

What happened?

Adarsh.

Open the door.

That is my wife...

...Anjali.

What?

It's my wife who is all decked up

and standing outside.

I will faint just now.

Sir...Sir...Sir!

Look, madam has fainted.

Madam.

Hey, what are you doing?

I was administering

artificial respiration to her.

No need, no need.

- Can we give her sugar water?

- Okay, whatever.

No, no, no.

No, sugar. I'm on a diet.

Date?

Sir, just hold her.

It's not right for me to

interfere in your family matters.

- So, shall I go?

- Adarsh!

You don't go, you don't go.

- What is your name?

- Nandan.

Darling Nandu, just

hold her for a while.

Adarsh, open the door.

Damn with you!

Hey...

Hey make her your

wife for sometime.

Huh?

Hey, I'm ready to take responsibility

of your wife's pregnancy.

Please. I'll beg both of you.

Sir, don't you have influence on the police,

then why are you so worried?

Adarsh.

She is the daughter

of the late Minister.

Do you get me?

This is the perfect couple.

Wife...no husband and wife.

No...no...no...no.

What no...no...no?

What do you mean?

What I meant was,

both of you should act as husband

and wife for a while in front of my wife.

- That's all.

- No, no, no.

That's not okay. I don't agree.

- You don't agree?

- He is not my type.

I didn't ask you to marry him.

I just asked you to act for a while.

Isn't it, Sradha?

Or else she will

k*ll all three of us.

Please, she is very dangerous.

She is very dangerous.

She will k*ll.

While I was standing on the road,

I saw her wrecking a car.

Not a car, a jeep.

Adarsh!!

Well, I don't know

if it was a car or a jeep.

I will k*ll you!

What is your problem?

Be it a car or a jeep, you got to

know that she wrecked it, right?

Or else it'll be a problem

for you too, Sradha.

Okay, fine.

Sir, anyway, I'm not in.

I'm afraid to act.

Were you afraid to come and steal here?

And are you now afraid of acting?

Please! I will give you

as much money as you want.

I will give.

Ask me for my heart.

I'll give that too. Isn't it?

How much do you want?

How much money do you want?

- Was money kept in all these places?

- Take this.

Hold this.

- Here.

- Sir, isn't this black money?

Black money!

Others may call it black money,

but I worked hard to earn it.

Whom should I show

the accounts or convince?

- Sir, I don't want this money.

- Will anyone give you money?

Black money!

Will you give me that money, which

I accounted for to meet my needs?

That one?

You need only that much?

I'll deliver that amount every year

on Christmas before lunch.

Here.

Adarsh, will you

open the door or...?

Dear, make him your type

now and style his dress.

- Adarsh.

- Yeah, I'm coming darling.

Fast, fast, fast.

- Adarsh!

- Yeah, I'm coming, darling.

Fast.

Oh...Anju!

Why are you here at this time?

Weren't you supposed to be

in Delhi? Why are you here?

That's a long story. Isn't it?

I'll tell you.

This is Ramamoorthy.

That is Mrs. Ramamoorthy.

Ramamoorthy is my friend.

They met me at the airport

while traveling from Delhi...

...to Kerala to celebrate

Mrs. Ramamoorthy's birthday.

He also needed to discuss

some business matters with me.

So, I suggested they come

to our farmhouse. Isn't it?

He's the one who helps me with

various needs when I'm in Delhi.

He once bought

and sent you a saree.

Friendship is more

important than any seminar.

Didn't you message me saying

you'd checked in at the airport?

Isn't departure and arrival

at either sides of the airport?

Then how did you see them?

That's funny.

After informing you that I'd checked

in, I was about to switch to flight mode.

That's when I developed a desire...

...to call Ramamoorthy.

When I called him...

...since he owns many luxury

cars and has a Malayali driver too.

Isn't it?

What was his name? I forgot it.

Driver's?

Su...Sukhuwinder Singh.

Yeah...Sukhuwinder.

Is that a Malayali

driver's name?

Actually, his name is Sugu.

We tease him by the name

Sukhuwinder Singh. Isn't it?

When I couldn't decide

between Sugu or the luxury car,

...I simply called Moorthy Sir.

What a coincidence?

They are here...landed!

Then I didn't pay

heed to anything else.

I got off the flight.

Picked them and

arranged everything.

And brought them here.

What is Mrs. Ramamoorthy's name?

Leelamani.

Yeah, Mani!

Leelamani Ramamoorthy.

Ramamoorthy - Leelamani Ramamoorthy.

Matching names!

When I was in school, she was

the first girl I ever liked, Leelamani.

Youve never mentioned this

friend and his family to me before.

How can I tell you?

Aren't you living

in another world?

Club, party...

Don't you need time for all this?

Politics is your

only topic of interest.

I don't understand

a damn about it.

Isn't that the only thing

I asked you not to tell me?

Mr. Ramamoorthy...

...is a heavyweight in

Delhi's political arena.

That's how I got

acquainted with him.

Isn't it?

The anonymous political

kingmaker in Delhi politics!

He is the one who can...

...connect all the dotted lines

...of the political

landscapes of Delhi.

Addressing countless

unanswered questions...

...he is the most dynamic

amazing hardworking intuitive power.

Ramamoorthy's father

was also kingmaker.

Krishnamoorthy,

haven't you heard of him?

There's a slight

similarity in what he said.

My father's name

was Krishnankutty.

He died very young.

The one amongst many great

men who stood beside Gandhiji...

...in achieving

the country's independence.

He, who also took part

in the Salt Satyagraha,

...died when his wife struck him

on his head for not buying salt.

Wasn't that your mother?

Isn't she still living off his pension

without a shred of shame or dignity?

Why is he completely wet?

Did you ask me?

I asked why is he completely wet?

That's another

great unknown story.

I drank some water

when I was thirsty.

That's when, I spilled

some water on myself.

Then will you get

completely wet like this?

He drank water standing

near the swimming pool.

When he spilled

water on himself...

...by mistake he slipped

and fell into the pool.

Isn't it, dear?

Yeah...yeah.

Correct.

How pathetic, right?

Well, why are you here at this time?

My sixth sense told me

that you would be here.

Husband and wife

with sixth sense!

Amazing!

This sixth sense doesn't

seem to be that right.

Whose birthday is this?

My...

Mrs...

Ramamoorthy's

Mine.

Isn't Mrs. Ramamoorthy's

name Leelamani?

Hmm...Sradha.

Could it be that Leelamani

is her name used in school,

official documents, and

her SSLC certificate?

This might be her

pet name, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, just like everyone has.

When was your birthday?

Actually when is your birthday?

- Are the celebrations over?

- Tomorrow.

I meant that after 12

today, it will be tomorrow.

As if you don't know anything.

Then, why don't you

change your dress?

Go and change your dress.

Isn't it wet?

I'm really grateful!

Sir, shall I?

No.

Aren't you changing

upstairs? Just walk.

Come, come.

This Ramamoorthy!

Come on, walk.

There is no network too.

Don't pick up that call!

Don't pick up that call!

It might be a call for Moorthy Sir.

From Delhi!

Don't pick up that call!!

Hello.

Hello, sir, did my husband leave?

Take it.

It's from Delhi.

Hello.

From Delhi.

I've got no news.

What's going on there?

How do you do?

Are you drunk and sloshed?

Yeah, yeah, correct.

A bit.

Aren't you leaving?

If I had left, would

I answer the call?

Didn't they allow you

to go? I will come there.

No need, my dear.

I spoke it out and

reached a compromise.

Then I got the money also.

Is it?

I was about to come there.

Now what will I tell

the auto driver Sathish?

Don't tell anything.

When will you come?

That...

I can't say that.

I may not be able to come today.

Why?

There is some foul play.

What foul play?

Let me check everything.

Then I'll explain

the rest when I come.

Okay, dear, hang up now.

Don't call me again.

Then give me a kiss.

Mwah!

I love you!

Who was that?

Wife.

Eh?

My brother's...

My brother's wife.

You gave a kiss to

your brother's wife?

I gave a kiss to

my brother's wife's kid.

After all we are a family.

My brother...

My brother will give

a kiss to my wife's kid.

Don't talk too much.

Better go and

change this wet dress.

You'll get fever. Don't

we have to cut the cake?

Happy birthday...

Something is wrong.

He is lying completely.

- Sathish bro.

- Yes.

If my husband doesnt come within

an hour, well have to go to a place.

Okay. Just call me.

Okay.

Here, take this.

Change and wear this.

Just fooling around.

Are you dumping

your clothes on me?

Get inside!

Hello.

What intelligence officer are you?

Where did you say

that my husband went?

Delhi.

That red Audi car entered

the airport at 8 o'clock.

Air India, Cochin to Delhi,

513 flight took off at 9 o'clock.

Everything is correct.

Then how come my husband

is here at my farm house?

He has gone.

He has not gone anywhere.

He is here only.

No, no, it's impossible.

You are a stupid idiot!

I should be slapped first

for falling in love with you.

Hey, just stop the jeep.

Just a kiss.

At least a lip-lock.

A lip...

Sir.

- Such dresses don't suit me. Look at this.

- Is it?

My dear Moorthy Sir just adjust a bit.

Nice name, right?

I'm considering keeping

this name permanently.

Yes, do it.

Darling, I am almost reaching there.

I can't wait to see you.

I'm craving.

You know what, get lost!

You ruined everything.

Don't come here.

Let me go there, or

else she will come here.

If you dare to do any

nonsense being her husband...

Madam, why not name yourself

permanently as Leelamani?

Get lost!

He and his friends, all are here.

And some birthday party too.

So, won't they have drinks there?

I'm sure they'll have

drinks and get boozed up.

I will wait outside. Just tell

me when it's over. Baby please.

Do whatever you want.

But don't call me this side.

I will call you.

I am hanging up.

Adarsh, why are you with the g*n?

Well...so that no one

takes it and sh**t...

Who was on the line?

It was from the high command.

Which high command?

It was for Moorthy Sir.

I told that he is having bath.

- From Delhi high command?

- Hmm?

- From Delhi high command?

- Hmm.

It was the clock.

Where did your grandfather

get this crap from?

- Shall we cut?

- What to cut?

Cake.

- It's 12 o'clock.

- I just forgot that.

Moorthy Sir and his wife, right?

Moorthy Sir.

Come.

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday Leelamani.

Happy birthday!

Mwah!

You gave the birthday

gift on the spot, right?

Why aren't you kissing him back?

Usually we give

the gift to the birthday girl.

No, no, we can do it.

We can give back.

- Come on, it's your birthday.

- That isn't ethics.

Just one kiss.

No, no, it's politically incorrect.

Okay.

- Shall I serve wine?

- No, no.

Vodka with lime.

Okay.

I too need the same one.

Oh no! What happened here?

- That was a b*llet shot.

- What?

- How?

- That is nothing, man.

I was just cleaning this g*n...

when it accidentally went off.

What is this, Adarsh?

What if someone got shot?

Exactly! I told him that.

No one got shot, right?

It just hit the sofa set, right?

But still, what is this, Adarsh?

- You must be careful.

- Don't pick a fight saying that.

Let's go to the pool area.

It will be a great vibe.

Careful.

No need.

I asked you to act

and not live really.

Sir, didn't you

ask for originality?

Originality! Are you Kamal Haasan?

Adarsh Sir, was urging to pull the trigger,

...that's when he saw me.

So his aim faltered.

Isn't it?

That's nothing new for her, isn't it?

Shut up!

How did you both meet?

The both of you.

Was it a love marriage?

It was a love, chased after.

I tried to run a lot.

But I was caught and so...

It is all Adarsh Sir's decision.

Adarsh's?

I didn't get you.

That is...

...when she chased

after to sh**t me...

- Adarsh Sir was the one who saved me.

- Yeah, yeah.

It was a narrow escape.

Instantly, without any documents,

he handed her over to me.

What a memory?

- Did you understand?

- I didn't understand anything.

I mean, what a strange story?

Yeah, very strange story!

He is wealthy, rich

politically. Didn't I tell you?

He has his own flight too.

When Madam tried for his video

interview, I secured her the appointment.

From there, it blossomed into love.

Was the interview at Delhi?

At Delhi, the gate towards India...

Yeah, India Gate!

- Funny guy!

- Yeah, yeah correct.

True is the opposite to false.

And Adarsh Sir is a man

with many abilities...

And then?

You swine!

Madam, shall I tell the truth?

Okay.

If I hadn't come today, Adarsh

Sir's plans wouldn't have flopped.

Plan?

He would have soared high.

I can fly high to

Delhi even tomorrow.

Moorthy just one...

Adarsh.

We can sit and talk here.

Listen to me, Madam.

You know my wife, she...Mr. Leelamani...

...sings exceptionally well.

Adarsh Sir loves my wife's song.

Stop it!

How does Adarsh know that?

How do I know?

By looking into the guide.

Because Moorthy Sir told me. Come on!

Aha!

So, why not we have a song?

I'm not in a mood.

I have throat pain.

I'll sing later.

Hey Leelamani, just sing.

Come on, just sing.

You can sing one song.

No, no, no.

Darling!

Please!

Come on, sing.

No, no.

Leelamani...sing

Please sing.

Okay.

No need of being proud.

I will sing.

"Love I searched around for you"

"I walked alone far away"

"You forgot me halfway"

"Who am I?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are we...?"

"Who are you, who are you here?"

"if you don't know, let me tell you"

"Who am I, who am I here"

"Ask me, and I shall tell you,"

"Word by word, line by line"

"Sans missing a dot, I shall tell you"

"The fact that who we all are..."

"I shall tell that in one go"

"Just tell it,"

"Just open up"

"Let the lie hidden in the eyes be known"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Once you say, it'll all

come crumbling down"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Once you say, it'll all

come crumbling down"

"Who are you, who are you here?"

"if you don't know, let me tell you"

"Who am I, who am I here"

"Ask me, and I shall tell you,"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Why should I chant it to you?"

"Why the long delay to chant the truth?"

"To stand and falter"

"Even if there's a dash of falsity"

"But still don't we have

a tinge of goodness within?"

"Aren't we all are righteous ones?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Once you say, it'll all

come crumbling down"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Once you say, it'll all

come crumbling down"

"Who are you, who are you here?"

"if you don't know, let me tell you"

"Who am I, who am I here"

"Ask me, and I shall tell you,"

"Word by word, line by line"

"Sans missing a dot, I shall tell you"

"The fact that who we all are..."

"I shall tell that in one go"

"Just tell it"

"Just open up"

"Let the lie hidden in the eyes be known"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

Why are you touching

her here and there?

Didn't you tell me to act sincerely?

Does acting sincerely

mean to touch a girl?

In movies, that's all camera tricks.

Don't you know?

Even I haven't touched

her desirable spots till now.

You still have time.

Now, how can I?

My wife has come and...

Since you doubt my sincerity,

there's no point in me waiting here.

Can I go?

Why are you always

asking the same thing?

You don't go.

Did you get me?

Am I not supposed

to go sooner or later?

You are not supposed

to go any time soon.

Got it?

Was it for this that I gave you

dresses and money for expenses?

We must have a give and take...

Did you get me?

What?

Then?

Don't we have to?

Do you have a cigarette?

Moorthy Sir, must have fallen

for your body shape, right?

Am I just a mere body?

Oh no! Not like that.

But still...

But how did you select Moorthy Sir?

Isn't he a bit old fashioned?

On seeing both of you,

you don't match each other.

That's why.

Nothing like that.

Matching each other

is all in the heart.

Nothing else.

Yes.

You are great.

I am not that great.

- Where did you both meet at Delhi.

- I already told you.

Oh sorry, you already told me.

So, did you fall in love as

soon as the interview got over?

What interview?

Which interview?

Didn't you meet your husband for the

first time during your interview with him?

The one for sh**ting.

Then how was it?

See...

Though outwardly Adarsh

and I seem generally fine...

...there is some sort of mismatch.

Suddenly, upon seeing Adarsh

and you, I misunderstood.

It was later that

I saw Moorthy Sir.

Don't you trust your husband?

Not that.

When I suddenly saw Moorthy Sir and you,

you didn't seem like a husband and wife.

That's why.

But you are great.

No...I am not.

- Listen.

- What?

Tell me the story of how

you met him and fell in love.

Moorthy!

Why should I answer

your sh*t questions?

And you are asking the same thing.

What all do you want to know?

What's it?

I can't answer all

the questions alone.

Other people will...

This lady has been asking

me something for a long time.

Now you, you both

should give her answers.

You...didn't you marry me?

Their family problems.

Then isn't it your responsibility

to give her the right answers?

Don't fall.

And those who

got me married too...

There she goes. Catch her!

I think she had

a bit too much of drinks.

Let's put her to

sleep in the room.

This is hard, you

know this is really hard.

What?

Adarsh...

What?

Moorthy Sir will put her to sleep.

So many questions...

Moorthy Sir can't manage alone.

Have the rest of

the drink and chill here.

I'll drop her and be back.

I'll drop her and...

I guess I want to

leave from here now.

Why are you rushing

to catch her instantly?

At least when she was

unconscious, I got to embrace her.

And now a mwah...

Sir.

...here's the water.

- To sprinkle water.

- Don't sprinkle water.

Has anything caught fire here?

She got up, sir

She got up.

What?

- Nothing, nothing.

- I am tired.

Don't worry.

I'll come back just now

or else she will come here.

Just lie down.

I'll be back soon.

Hey!

Don't touch her.

I'll thrash you to a pulp.

Didn't I tell you

not to touch her?

I am not a man like you.

The chaste sermon of a thief!

He roams around

stealing stuff. Isn't it?

Sir, you won't understand

that even if I explain.

Why won't I understand?

Nothing, nothing.

If at all he touches you,

give me a signal.

It's okay.

You go. I trust him.

Mrs. Ramamoorthy is

really beautiful, isn't it?

Is it?

Actually, I didn't notice it.

But why did you come?

You didn't like me coming?

Nothing like that.

If I ask you something,

you must tell me the truth.

Are this Moorthy Sir and

his wife really married?

Why do have such a doubt now?

No, I asked if they aren't

married and just living together.

Aren't those just new

reforms among today's youth?

He is a good man. Billionaire!

Why should he?

This headache!

Can we go to sleep?

- Let's talk tomorrow.

- Okay.

- Let me go inside and check.

- Sir, should we come?

No need.

If needed, I'll signal you.

Okay, sir.

Bro, please ride slowly without jolting.

I'm riding as smoothly as possible.

It's quite far.

Otherwise, we'll be late

when we get there.

Hello, I'm right here in the vicinity.

James, don't take

a risk unnecessarily.

James, just go back now.

I'll call you later.

I love to take risks.

I just...just want to see you.

Listen...

...I'll leave the back door open.

Please come without

making any noise.

Enough, enough.

Thank you, thank you.

You may go, if you want to.

Your wife is waiting

for you, right?

So, what will you tell

them in the morning?

I'll tell them something.

What else can I do?

I will also go in

the morning itself.

Give this to your wife.

Isn't she pregnant?

Then...

Keep this too.

Oh no, no need, madam.

I have sufficient money.

I never take more than

necessary. I'm telling the truth.

Just keep this.

Nice.

Thank you.

Thank you for all your help.

Really!

Let me freshen up.

Listen, let me know

before you come.

- I'm going to change my clothes.

- Okay.

Come, my dancing queen.

Am I too fat?

Who said so?

Just come here.

Should I slim down?

For what? No, no.

Haven't you heard?

Big bodies have big hearts.

Am I that big?

Yeah, but you have

a beautiful heart.

And you are a beautiful soul.

Mwah!

- Oh my chubby girl!

- James!

Oh no!

- Huh?

- Oh no!

He?

Madam?

You? Why are you here?

Do you know him?

He is Thankachan, a thief.

No. This is Mr. Ramamoorthy.

- Ramamoorthy?

- He is husband's friend.

He is our guest.

You? And guest?

- Sir, why are you here?

- Thankacha!

I came to know that you had come

here to steal, so I came to catch you.

I saw whom you had

come to catch.

What is this Madam?

Is this a home or a lodge?

Thankacha, come.

Come, just come.

Then, call Adarsh Sir too.

What is this Moorthy Sir?

Why call Adarsh?

Did you see anything bad for that?

He is my friend, James.

When he passed this

way, he 'just' walked in.

I will also 'just' say

this to Adarsh Sir.

Why are you like

this Moorthy Sir?

Moorthy Sir, don't simply

call Adarsh and say anything.

It'll be a big problem

if he comes to know it.

Don't mess it up. Just pay

him some money and settle it

You have no idea.

He's some millionaire

who owns a private jet.

He's some significant

political kingmaker in Delhi.

Just block him. If Adarsh

finds out, it'll be a big problem.

Oh no! Catch him, James!

Thankacha!

Tell me, when did you

become a millionaire, you idiot?

- Not a millionaire.

- Tell me.

I am a thief.

- Huh??

- Yeah a thief.

- Thankachan.

- Yeah, Thankachan.

- Adarsh, I was waiting for you.

- Yeah.

I was also waiting for you.

Oh God!

Leave me!

What?

- Listen.

- What?

Please, your wife will come here.

- She is in the bathroom.

- So what?

How much money do you want for not

telling the MLA that you saw us here?

- Tell me.

- Money?

Come on tell us, how

much do you want?

Sir, I don't want any money?

So you want to tell him, right?

I don't even want to tell him.

- Where did he go?

- He has gone.

He's gone? Then

everything will be fine.

Isn't his wife pregnant?

I told him to go.

Listen, I'm also

thinking of leaving.

Thinking of leaving?

Just tell your wife that

we left in the morning.

So let's proceed with

what we came here for.

Please listen, I want to leave.

My dear Moorthy Sir...

- Thankachan.

- Sorry, Thankachan Sir, I mean Thankacha!

Tell me whatever amount of

money you want. I'll give you.

Give her your Google

pay number. Tell me.

I don't want money.

The money is here.

I mean the money...the money

is here. I'll get it right away.

You idiot, she is filthy rich.

If you don't want, take

it and give me half of it.

If you give me the car keys, I'll go

and leave it at the hotel reception.

- You will leave it there?

- I really want it!

I have to go, okay.

The key is in the hall.

Shouldn't I go and get it myself?

- Go!

- Before that at least...

Adarsh, your wife will come.

- Go away from here!

- It's because you get abundantly.

Go!

You'll have to

answer to God for this.

One...

There was money here?

Where?

Oh God!

Here.

Thankacha, take this.

I don't want money.

For God's sake, don't

tell this to Adarsh.

So, you can go home.

Moorthy Sir, hope you

have no other problem. - Look.

Adarsh!!

Adarsh.

I was just about to

come upstairs to call you.

Moorthy Sir has been

asking for you continuously.

This is Moorthy Sir's wife,

sorry, I mean cousin.

Jams...James.

James was simply

just going this way.

So, he just decided to

come here...and then leave.

- James, what do you do?

- Sir, I am in the department.

- In the intelligence wing.

- I guessed so.

Intelligent!

He went to get the keys

and hasn't returned.

Did he fall asleep?

Moorthy Sir, just come here.

Come!

You scoundrel, isn't that

James, your accomplice?

Yes, Sir, he is my cousin.

Your cousin?

- Isn't he your accomplice?

- Yeah.

If you want, you can thrash

him too. He's also a thief.

Well, he is...

So he is James?

Yes, Sir.

Moorthy Sir had once

mentioned about you.

Regarding something

about your transfer.

I couldn't do anything

that time. I just forgot.

No issues, sir.

Now...

...how come this way?

- Moorthy Sir.

- Yeah, he told me.

Moorthy Sir told me everything.

Did he say anything else?

Moorthy Sir, was just asking

about where Adarsh was.

That's all?

You sly man!

I'm lucky to have a wife like you.

At least you realized it now.

I haven't had...

James?

...to bother about anything.

You!

You!

You!

- Why are you here?

- Why are you here?

I don't have to let you

know everywhere I go.

I too don't have to let

you know everywhere I go.

Yeah, you can roam

around as you wish.

- Roam around as I wish?

- Exactly!

- Do you at least inquire if I'm alive?

- No.

No, you won't inquire.

That is your biggest problem.

You know what...

With my intelligence, I

discovered your extramarital affair.

Yes! No, no, no.

I caught you red handed!

That's when you got

angry and left.- Sradha!

Who is she?

Who is that other lady?

Your mother!

Hey, you...

How dare you?

You rascal, I sent

you a divorce notice.

- Did you respond? Did you?

- No, I didn't.

Because, you were always

busy with your dance and songs.

Are my dancing and

singing a problem for you? - Yes.

- Have you heard me singing at least once?

- No.

We policemen might not have

the interest in dance or song.

Because we are under

constant pressure.

Pressure? Is that why you're

chatting with some other woman?

Oh, my chubby baby!

Where are you my chubby baby?

I miss you so much.

I want to hug you.

Who is your chubby baby?

Who is your chubby baby?

Chubby baby...

Who is she?

Gone mad!

You b*tch!

You insolent lady!

g*n!

Hey, no.

Don't point a g*n at a lady.

No, no, Sradha please.

James.

Pull the trigger

if you're brave enough.

I will do it.

- Sir.

- Pull them away.

Sir, madam will definitely sh**t.

She goes mad

when she gets angry.

She shot me before.

Madam? Is your wife your Madam?

At your place, do you

call your wife 'Madam'?

Tell me.

Well...actually...

...with respect...and fear...

Just move aside.

Adarsh, who are they?

Who are they?

Don't beat around the bush.

Tell me the truth.

Moorthy Sir, tell her that story.

Should I say?

Yeah. Who else will say?

Your triangular love story.

Shucks! Cheap cousins!

Sir married her first.

Later Adarsh Sir got married.

Adarsh?

Adarsh?

When Adarsh Sir

introduced me to her...

...didn't I marry?

So when she came

to sh**t the interview...

And later...

And then?

At Delhi gate...

among them...

...around all India...

Tell it completely.

I don't think I can

explain this fully.

- I shall give your money back.

- Oh no!

Indeed, what a complex situation!

I don't think I can pull

this off. Take this money.

Take the money you gave me.

Here, take this.

- No, no.

- Take this chocolate.

Take this.

The money you gave me.

Just imagine the number of stories!

I don't take back,

what I've given.

Sir, I can't explain and

conclude this correctly.

I just want to go back.

Why did you give him?

What is this?

Men are allowed to do it!

- Hey, give back the money you took.

- Who me?

Or else I'll be held responsible.

I didn't take.

He also took from here.

Two bundles of two thousand.

Is he a police or a thief?

You can put your hands down now.

Now, who is this?

This is my wife.

Didn't I tell you she would come?

We lacked only her presence.

Police!

James Sir, a lady

and a dog have come.

Just tell them to come.

Okay, Sir. You may go.

- Dear...

- Asha.

Did anything happen to you?

Nothing happened to me.

Thinking if something happened to

you, something would happen to me now.

I'm absolutely fine. You just go.

Where should I go?

Just leave me.

Let's go together?

Isn't he also with us?

Look Jimmy.

Jimmy?

This is Asha.

My wife.

No.

Jimmy.

Will anyone name a dog, Jimmy?

Come, come, come.

But his gaze is unpleasant.

Why did you bring Kukkudu?

Haven't you seen rich

ladies bringing along a dog?

Hold this.

Oh God!

Is this a king's palace?

Come.

Hey Thankacha, Thankacha...

...can you give Jimmy to me?

Let me solve at least one case.

Hey Thankacha.

Kukkudu.

Kukkudu!

Haven't I told you about Jimmy?

- Aren't you MLA Sir?

- Yeah.

Hey, just stop.

- I am happy to see you in person.

- But we aren't that happy.

Weren't you the one who said that you

would sh**t my husband and k*ll him?

What?

Didn't you say that you

would ruin my family?

Sister, I just said it according

to that moment's vibe.

- Oh I see.

- Just forget it.

Is it your job to ruin

a family for a vibe?

Kukkudu!

Kukkudu!

Take him away.

What did you say?

- Actually which one is your wife?

- This one.

Just move aside.

She is my wife, Anjali...

I have realized what is going on

at Adarsh Sreevaraham's house.

Sister actually, I wanted to sh**t,

but she was the one who did it.

No, no.

It was not me.

Listen, take this.

I won't succumb to all this.

Oh no!

This is not a chocolate that'll

make you doze off. - Oh this girl!

I'll trap everyone who

assaulted my husband.

You won't do a thing!

Do you know who he is?

Thankachan, a notorious thief.

You don't know me.

I'll put him behind bars,

t*rture and torment him.

What will you do?

Come on tell me!

I've come here after

calling all the journalists.

All of them will be here soon.

Oh no! Oh no!

I have informed all the journalists.

My dear sister, don't do that.

I'll beg at your feet.

Let all of them come.

Let all the locals know about this.

Sister...

Sister, aren't you going

to be a mother soon?

Don't you have

expenses? Keep this.

Take it.

Kukkudu!

Take it.

Keep this too, sister.

Take this too.

Even if your husband made the

mistake, we ask for your forgiveness.

We will ask again.

We are shameless

people and we lack dignity.

Sister, for God's sake,

you must leave this place.

Even the police haven't

chased me this much.

Dear, come here.

Did you see this?

Come.

Look at the way

we got 2- 3 lakhs.

I can't hold on any longer.

Oh no!

My dear Asha, what

is it that I'm seeing?

You are really smart!

Someone, just catch it.

Didn't I tell you that I would

also come along with you?

But shouldn't I feel like

taking you everywhere?

Anyway, let your delivery get over.

Then we can go together.

Isn't that fine?

- What happened?

- It is paining.

What's it?

Should we go to the hospital?

Oh no!

Asha.

Sister.

Asha.

Sister, call the journalists

and tell them not to come.

Before you lose consciousness,

call the journalists and inform them.

- Tell them not to come.

- Just get lost!

You fools, I haven't

called the journalists.

I just said that simply.

- Is everything okay?

- Everything is okay.

- What's the news?

- Come.

All of you come.

Such a cute baby!

Did you'll think of any

name for the baby?

Yeah, we have thought of a name.

Leelamani.

- Isn't that your wife's name?

- Yeah.

No, isn't it?

Sorry, it was a mistake.

Which wife?

Another wife.

Somebody else's wife.

Don't we have plenty of time to

learn and inquire about all that?

Yeah, correct.

Which is that matter

to talk about? - That...

Listen, let's take

a photo with the baby.

That's a good idea.

So when she grows up,

she can say that many...

...prominent people came to

see her when she was born.

Yeah, the MLA was also there.

Just a minute.

Nurse, can you

click a photo for us?

Is that your sister? I guess no.

Yeah, stand close.

Sweet heart!

Just a minute.

Stand this side.

And you to this side.

Yeah, yeah correct.

Baby Leelamani, just smile.

Leelamani.

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Once you say, it'll all

come crumbling down"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Once you say, it'll all

come crumbling down"

"Who are you?"

"Why should I chant it to you?"

"Why the long delay to chant the truth?"

"Whoever it is"

"Anyway, we must party together"

"Not enough"

"Who all should see me?"

"To stand and falter"

"Even if there's a dash of falsity"

"But still don't we have

a tinge of goodness within?"

"Aren't we all are righteous ones?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Once you say, it'll all

come crumbling down"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Once you say, it'll all

come crumbling down"

"Who are you, who are you here?"

"if you don't know, let me tell you"

"Who am I, who am I here"

"Ask me, and I shall tell you,"

"Word by word, line by line"

"Sans missing a dot, I shall tell you"

"The fact that who we all are..."

"I shall tell that in one go"

"Just tell it,"

"Just open up"

"Let the lie hidden in the eyes be known"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?