01x02 - Episode 2

[bunniefuu]

[Cristina] To pull off a great plan,

we need a great lawyer.

Surely you know
about the divorces of La Gaviota,

the Butcher of Tláhuac,
the influencer YosStop.

They all have one thing in common.

A really great lawyer.

Hi there. Lawyer Rolando Martínez.

I'm such a good lawyer.
I even got myself out of jail.

Rolando Martínez made sure I got justice.

-Luciana, this guy's putting on a show.
-Sure, but there's at least some truth.

Where's the truth?

We're looking for someone who can
get us in the will, not get us in jail.

I was thinking
more along the lines of these guys.

These could be an option.

Mm. How about someone who doesn't
cost a lot but is more street savvy?

I'm not gonna go
with that ambulance chaser.

And who, Cristina, is inviting you, lady?

[tense music plays]

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY

[Spanish power ballad playing]

[Olga] Neighbor!

Neighbor!

Oh, neighbor!

-Didn't you see the chat?
-I did.

Then why didn't you answer?
Are you out of data or something?

No, but no one's gonna come
to a neighborhood assembly

about a tree that nobody cares about.

Sure! Because if someone with authority
were to tell Raúl that he has to act--

-Listen to me. Are you listening?
-I'm listening.

-This stuff is not my thing, Olga.
-Isn't it?

No, I'm an investigative officer
for the Federal District of Mexico.

-Not a neighborhood tree trimmer.
-[Olga chuckles]

-Good luck with Raúl.
-No, uh… Uh…

That's what got us in this position!
It's people like you.

Ugh, come on, Watson.

[upbeat music playing]

MAJO: WHY IS NO ONE AT YOUR HOUSE?

-Give me breakfast or I'll hit you!
-Okay, I get it, Jana.

[Moi] Toto, I like mine
a little runny, please.

-[Jana] Hurry.
-Yes, sir.

What smells awful?

The smell of a middle-class family
sleeping in your living room?

You burned the Teflon, you idiot.

-No, it's not how I like 'em.
-Why don't you cook 'em yourself then?

There's onions in it, Jana.

I'm sorry.

-Thanks for making some for me.
-There's some hard-boiled eggs left.

Hmm.

That shower head is the f*cking best!

Jorge, where'd you get the robe?

I figure, if we're gonna live here,
might as well be comfortable.

We're not gonna live here.

Mark my words, in less than 48 hours,
this will be history.

-Where did my mom go?
-With Cristina to get a lawyer.

Just the two girls?

[funky music playing]

[doorbell rings]

Welcome.

LAWYER

How may I be of service to you today?

[music stops]

Uh, this… This is all temporary,
by the way.

Uh, my office is under renovation
at the moment.

-Oh.
-How can I be of help?

Well, um, I have a cousin
who I'm very close with. A single mother.

And she just lost her father.

The story is that there's a friend of mine
who has another friend who is an actress.

And you can't even imagine,
such a divine actress.

Well, this actress has run into problems
with an inheritance,

with her husband leaving her nothing.

I'm telling you she gave all the best
years of her life to this man.

Oh, I see. Yes, I see. I understand.

Can I offer you a drink?

-Yes, of course.
-Wonderful.

[Cristina] No, I apologize.
It's just that she's been treated badly.

And she has raised three kids
on her own to this day.

And I assume
that this man has passed away?

Yep, dead as a doornail, thank the Lord.

No, no, he is alive.

-Ah.
-He is so alive and well.

That makes the case for your cousin
to collect her inheritance.

But what if she's not in the will?

Every child of the deceased
can claim what's rightfully theirs.

It's called forced heirship.

And, well, how would it work?

-What part would belong to my cousin?
-She'd be entitled to it all.

Well, it just so happens
that my friend of a friend is me.

[Rolando gasps]

Mm.

-Oh my God!
-Yes.

-Ah, okay, an unexpected twist.
-I have your breakfast.

-And your fruit.
-Pardon me.

-Oh, hi.
-[Luciana] Hey.

-[Rolando] Mommy, Mom, Mother.
-[woman] It's nice to meet you, truly.

-[laughs awkwardly] Come on. Come with me.
-[Luciana] Nice to meet you too.

[Rolando] Let's go. Let me tell you
what we're gonna… What were you thinking?!

Let me work!

-Okay.
-What's going on in there?

Mother, I asked you to stay in your room.
She is a black widow. A matricide.

-[Rolando] I suspect a crime.
-His mama.

[Rolando] I can cash in on it.
This is gonna be my big break.

When will you pay me the rent?

With this case, I'll pay you the rent.

Well, if I can take a look at the will,
we can proceed,

assuming it's all in good order.

Is everything in order?

Oh yeah, it's all in order.

[Rolando chuckles] Very well.

-So?
-I'm gonna need your marriage certificate.

-Nothing more.
-Perfect. Tomorrow, I can bring it over.

-No! No.
-No? Why?

Tomorrow, the law changes.
And at that point, there's no point.

[Luciana] Mm.

If you allow me,
I can accompany you to your home,

we can find
the marriage certificate together.

-And you will have your point.
-Okay.

Because we'll mail it the same day
directly to the court.

-Okay.
-Do it today.

Do it today.

Hello there! Lovely woman.

-My mom. Such a… Such an active one.
-Yes, yes, I see.

Finally, you called!

Did you move and weren't gonna tell me?
Where are you?

[Toto] No, what happened was…

I mean, the…

It's, um… There's an infestation
of bedbugs in our apartment

and… and so we had to move to a house.

It's just temporary.
Peanut, I'm sorry I didn't tell you.

-Why don't you mind your own business?
-Who's she?

-You're kidding me. Peanut?
-Are you cheating on me?

-Let me see.
-No, no. Technically, she's my aunt.

She lives at Grandpa's house.

-He's really sick--
-Just break up with me.

-Hey!
-What's your problem?

I saved us.
You were about to spill all the beans.

[Toto grunts with frustration]

[Toto huffs]

Let's see those teeth!

[camera whirs, clicks]

You're cute when you're angry, Peanut.

[Moi] So, will you inherit?

Well, he wants me to send him the will
and if it looks good, then yes.

We announce the heart attack
and the apartment's ours.

That's so good to hear! [laughs]

Here, let me help you.

You really hurt yourself bad, didn't you?

And on top of it, me scolding you.
Let's see here.

Cris, I've been wanting
to tell you this for…

Honestly, these years with you
have made me so happy.

-And I just think--
-Two or three? Not sure.

Huh? No, I was talking about us, actually.

-I mean--
-And this is his office.

[Rolando] Ah, very good.

What is this person doing here?

I'm guessing you're Cristina.

-[Luciana] Oh, uh, yes.
-The daughter of Luciana's husband.

-Yes, exactly!
-[Cristina] How does he know that?

-He is a lawyer, and an activist--
-Why did you go there?

-I thought we agreed not to go to him?
-Take it easy.

He's a lawyer for the underdogs,

just like you.

-What did you discuss?
-Don't worry, it's nothing.

I would never say anything. He only came
because he needs my marriage certificate.

-We agreed you wouldn't say anything.
-It's different than criminal law.

-Oh no!
-[Cristina] What?

Look at this old thing.

Mm, let's take a look at this.
My wedding album. Look, it's so cool!

-[squeals] Did you see?
-[Rolando chuckles]

-Is this the two of you?
-Yes, I just love it.

-They're all photos of our travels!
-Oh, a castle!

-We were so in love, Ruli and I.
-[Rolando chuckles]

[squeals] The license!

You know, I think
it might be in my closet.

Uh, well, why don't you go look for it?

-But of course.
-Take your time. I'll stay here quietly.

All right, I'll be right back.
You guys entertain him.

-What are you doing?
-[Rolando] Don't worry about me.

-Hey. Uh…
-[Rolando] So elegant.

Isn't that Raúl Ruiz? The ex-senator.

-Luciana!
-[Luciana] What?

Hang on. Wait, wait, wait.

Is that alcohol?

-Just a little. We did a toast.
-With the lawyer?

Did you say anything?
Get that guy out, or I'll do it.

What am I supposed to say to get him out?
He's already here.

Ex-senator? It's not like he's dead.
[laughs awkwardly]

I said ex because, uh, he was kicked out.

Yeah, yes, of course.
I don't really follow politics.

-My bad.
-Oh, okay.

[device powers down]

-If you--
-[Jana] Mom, the power just went out!

[suspenseful music playing]

I just… Would you…

Yes, it's no problem.
I'll be fine here on my own.

-Okay, okay.
-No worries at all.

[suspenseful music continues]

You're all set.

-Very good.
-Thank you.

[man] Let's go.

How's it going, neighbors?
I imagine it's dark.

That tree at Raúl's has collapsed
and caused this outage.

I hope you have a nice day
without electricity. Bye.

-[man] We got lucky, didn't we, bro?
-[Olga exhales]

-[Cristina] The fuse box is here.
-[Luciana] Do you know how to fix it?

-[Moi] Here's a flashlight.
-Perfect. Shine it here.

Oh, man, I… I don't know.
Everything looks all right to me.

-[all sigh]
-Holy f*ck!

That means the power is out
in the wine cellar too.

Oh my Lord.

[Inés] Luciana!

-We have a coup d'état!
-[Moi] Oh, what the hell?

What could it be?

[suspenseful music playing]

-Olga, this is ill*gal.
-Something has to be done.

[Luciana] What's all this?

I demand to speak to Raúl. That tree
over there has cut off our electricity!

-[Luciana] Really?
-Half the block is without power.

How is this our fault?

-My television got fried.
-I was in the middle of a meeting.

[man] And my Tesla was plugged in.

Oh, God forbid. Your Tesla!

But this assembly is to determine how
Mr. Ruiz is going to pay for the damages.

I'm so sorry, everyone,
Raúl won't be coming down because he, uh,

has COVID!

-Bad luck, that COVID.
-COVID?

-All of us had COVID.
-I had it twice.

This strain is very rare,
because it's from, uh, Australia.

-It causes a horrible case of the runs.
-[groans]

[Luciana] And your nose
fills with snot. It's horrible.

And the men are affected in the urethra.

-And out comes pus.
-Pus.

Oh, yes, pus!

Okay, that's not true.

I think he just doesn't wanna come down
and accept that that tree is ill*gal.

Whoa, a tree is not ill*gal.

All right, this is pointless.

If we can't decide via assembly,
I'll call the authorities and that's it.

No! All for a simple complaint?
That's not needed.

We can go to the garden, put chairs out
so everyone can sit, and discuss it more.

Yes, we'll talk it out.

-[Inés] Come in.
-Authorities? No need.

Uh, do not let anyone go inside, and make
sure they don't run into your friend.

I know, all right.

Let's see. The tuna
is gonna start to thaw,

so I'm thinking you can put him in a tub
with lots of ice, so it doesn't swell.

-Chop, chop, chop!
-How do we get him into a tub?

-What do you mean?
-Oh, what a mess.

[Jorge] Mom.

-We still can't watch TV.
-Yes, love, it's gonna be a minute till--

Why don't you watch one of the downloaded
movies, hmm, on the iPad?

Go on. No pouting.

How would you like to play border patrol?

-[Jana] Border patrol?
-[Cristina] Yes.

-You mean like police?
-Exactly.

There. That guy can't cross this line.

We can't let anyone
get near your grandfather. Okay?

Okay, copy that.

[suspenseful music continues]

[Olga] It's a huge risk for all of us.

-One second.
-[Luciana] Goodness, no.

You're here? So you are
interested in the tree?

-It's my day off, Olga.
-And?

I'm here as a neighbor,

not as an investigative officer
of the Federal District of Mexico.

-[Olga] Ah, okay, investigative officer.
-Yeah. [groans quietly]

[suspenseful music playing]

[sniffs]

[distant voices chatter]

-[woman] Ah.
-[man] Oh, no, no, it's not--

-[Luciana] No, no one can go inside.
-[Cristina] Neighbors!

[Luciana] All right.
We're as surprised as you are.

-[Moi] Cris!
-[officer] Cri-Cri?

[Luciana] We are all without power.
It's not just you.

[Cristina] Do I know you?

Imagine me with 50 extra pounds,
like this. Hmm?

[gasps]

Uh, Chub-racio?

There's no way!

-Are you still living at your parents?
-No. Come on, no.

Well, yeah. I separated from my wife who
neglected to tell me she was infertile.

I'm the idiot holding her legs
over her head every time we do it.

Oh. Fun.

-[chuckles awkwardly] You look well.
-So do you.

[man] Homeowner regulations say

that the owner of the home with the tree
that cut off power is responsible.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Inés] Now. Let's go.

[both strain]

sh*t!

This b*stard keeps getting heavier.

[both strain]

[suspenseful music continues]

[flashlight clicks]

[suspenseful music continues]

[Inés groans]

[both exhale]

Oh no.

Come on.

-[Rolando groans]
-[stomach gurgles]

[suspenseful music continues]

[Rolando groans]

[voices overlap]

Now, everyone just calm down.
The most important thing here is Raúl.

He's too sick to even get up.

In fact, his daughter,
that scraggly looking one, came to see him

because we think
that he might have his last days.

Wait, just a minute. Neighbors.
I know that what she's saying is a lie.

-No. I'm not lying.
-[Olga] I saw Raúl yesterday.

He was perfectly fine.

What they don't want is
for Raúl to come and pay, like, all of us.

[man] She's right.
That's the reason, it has to be.

If Raúl doesn't come down, this decision
will have to be made by the authorities.

[man] Yes. Agreed.

-[woman] Let's just get this over with.
-It sounds like we're all in agreement.

So this is gonna keep going on.

-I have to find my marriage license.
-Forget about the marriage license.

Just tell you-know-who to get lost
or we're all gonna end up in hot water.

-Just handle it.
-[woman] We need to petition the mayor.

-Why? Only the problem areas.
-Please. Sign here if you would.

One at a time. Please form a line to sign.

[jaunty suspenseful music plays]

[man] Open it up, open it up, let's go.

[suspenseful music playing]

Okay. [mutters, groans]

[suspenseful music continues]

-[Jana] No!
-[music builds to an end]

My mom's gonna k*ll me.

[both strain]

[Inés] Easy, easy.

[Inés and Toto panting]

[suspenseful music playing]

[Inés sighs]

What happened? Two letters? No, two words.

-[Inés] Huh?
-[Toto] Uh, uh…

The lawyer!

-[Inés] Hurry.
-Let's go, let's go!

-[Inés] Okay.
-[Toto] Come on.

Up.

-How many times have I made myself clear?
-Okay! I'm the eldest daughter of Raúl.

-I'm Cristina. It's nice to meet you all.
-[man] No, no, no, no,

No, my father can't come down.

[Olga] And why not?

A doctor?

[woman] I thought
Raúl's daughter was homeless.

[suspenseful music plays]

-[Toto] Keep going.
-[Inés] Close it. [grunts] There.

[music fades]

What are you two doing?

-We… We're just…
-Uh…

We're listening to the new, uh… Uh…
Aleks Syntek new album.

Is that what they call it?

-What? No!
-No, no, no.

-He's like my nephew, as*h*le.
-I have a girlfriend.

It's not too hot to kiss her,
as long as she's not your sister.

-[both laugh awkwardly]
-That's a good one.

Never heard that before.

-Rolando! What are you doing here?
-I got lost going to the toilet.

Ah, well, I found the license. Follow me.

[Toto] Jana, help us.

[Jana] No, I can't.

Mom is gonna k*ll me
if I don't keep an eye on this guy.

Then keep a close eye.

-[Toto] Help me.
-[Inés] Okay, hold his head.

Okay. One, two, three.

[Inés panting]

-You guys want some help?
-[Inés] Yes, please help.

We do.

If you could… Okay. Right there.

-Hey there.
-[man] Hi, how are you doing?

Uh, listen, uh…

In… In your report, you said

that this tree right here
had severed the electrical cable.

-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

-[Moi] Yeah?
-Yeah, for sure.

-Uh-huh.
-[man] Yep.

[Moi] Yeah, you see that?

I don't know if you think I'm an idiot
but that wiring is cut on purpose.

[rock music playing]

Wait! Wait, don't make me run, coward!

[rock music continues]

[Luciana] Right there.

[music fades]

This is not a valid marriage record.

Uh, but it's…

But we used our blood to sign it.

This paper has the same validity

as a best friends contract
in the back of a Hello Kitty notebook.

[gasps]

-[Rolando] You were never married.
-But why would Ruli do this to me?

How long have you lived here?

Oh, I… No. I'm not just any old lady.

-No, no, no.
-He loved me. He did.

He gave me the nicest things.
My purses are Louis Vuitton. Originals!

I moved in here, I'd say, two years ago.
Is that bad?

Very bad.

He was never married to you.

Uh, not officially.

And you haven't lived together
long enough for common-law.

You're entitled

to nothing.

[gasping] Oh! Oh, I…

Cristina, here is the assembly agreement
signed by all of us.

We just need your father's signature.

Okay. I'm the power of attorney
so I'll sign for him.

You need a letter of power of attorney.
Otherwise, it's not valid.

He's very sick. He won't be able to sign.

-What's wrong with him? Is he intubated?
-Exactly. I told you.

My daughter just came to tell me

that her grandfather is in fact sick,
so I hope you're happy with yourselves.

-Jeez!
-[Cristina] It's serious.

-What happened? Tell me.
-[Jana] It's the lawyer.

-What about the lawyer?
-He's with Luciana.

We're gonna be millionaires.
We're the only ones who can inherit.

Calm yourself, child. Everyone--

-But how are we gonna--
-Let's settle this now. Gimme one second.

-Where is she going?
-What is she doing?

[woman] "Just one sec, one sec,
blah, blah, blah, blah."

What is she doing?
What the hell is she thinking?

It's getting to be ridiculous,
It's like she's avoiding us or something.

-[Inés groans]
-Watch out.

[Inés] Oh God.

-Okay, careful, careful.
-[Toto] Here goes.

[Inés grunts, sighs]

-[Toto] Now let's undress him.
-[Inés] Gross! I'm not doing that.

If his clothes get wet, they'll weigh
a ton, and get water all over the house.

I don't wanna see him naked. He's old.

-Uh, let's go get the frozen foods first.
-Yeah.

All right, Jorge, you stay here
and keep an eye on him, okay?

-Yes, captain.
-Okay.

[funky suspenseful music plays]

He looks so weird.

Uh…

-Okay, he's gone now.
-[Cristina] Ah, great.

-It is.
-Mom, I found this. Will it work?

-Let's see.
-[Jana] His ID.

This is perfect.
Let's go practice. Come on.

Okay. But what are we going to practice?

[Cristina] Come on.
I'll show you right now.

-[man 1 groans] The power is still out.
-[man 2] The power is still out.

Yeah, many neighbors are ready to leave.

We're gonna need to handle this
with the prosecutors' office.

They're not gonna do anything about it.

-They'll just file complaints.
-[man] This is ridiculous.

He will not leave, he won't pay,
and he'll never cut the tree down.

I've always known you lack character.

-What?
-I'll handle this myself.

[woman] Olga, what do you want?
For us to drag him out by the hair?

[man] Olga! This woman has gone mad.

What does she…
What is she doing? Ay ay ay.

Wow. Seriously, you can't deal with him.
What are you doing?

That's enough. Enough!

[Olga] I… I will fix it all.

[tense music plays]

Raúl.

Raúl?

It's Olga, your neighbor.
I know you're here.

You don't fool me.

Nobody fools me. Show your face, be a man.

[Jana laughs]

[tense music continues]

You said you could forge a signature.

Improvise, I said.
Improvise, like in acting.

-You totally ruined it.
-Not at all.

-Minuscule!
-No one will notice.

[Olga] Raúl!

-Raúl!
-Stop! What are you doing?

-No. You're not gonna stop me this time.
-You can't be here.

[Olga] Raúl, where are you?

-Mom.
-[Inés] Olga, get out of here! Luciana!

[Cristina] Why did you
let that lady in? [gasps]

This was your fault.
You neglected your post.

-Yes, it was your fault.
-[Cristina] Don't let anyone else come up.

-[Toto] This is a quarantine zone!
-Olga, what are you doing?

[Inés] No reason for you to be here.

[Olga] I know he's here.
I'm gonna find him!

This area is restricted.
It's an area that's quarantined.

Quarantined, my a*s.
There is no COVID from Australia.

Of course there is.
It's a strain that's a southern mutation.

[both] So contagious.

Very rare. The news
doesn't report on such things,

but pretty soon we'll all be seeing blood
when we sh*t!

You bet.

I don't understand why you protect
someone who won't stand on his own.

It's because of you
that the world is how it is today.

-Did you know that?
-[Jana] Mom! Grandpa's in the garden!

-[Cristina] What?
-[Jana] Come see!

What happened?

-COVID be damned.
-COVID, my a*s.

Excuse me. Raúl.
You won't get away with this.

Raúl?

[woman gasps]

[Jorge] Hello, neighbors.

-That's no way to address us.
-I had no idea he looked that bad.

-[Jorge] My dear neighbors.
-His oxygenation is low.

-I'm a nurse.
-[Jorge] Hello, neighbors.

It's me, Grandpa.

[man] Grandpa?

So I take it you do have children?

Yes. Yes, but I'm single, huh?

[Jorge] Neighbors, I'm up here
because I'm very sick.

-[Olga] But why is his voice so different?
-Oh yeah, that.

He's got something
that damages your vocal cords.

-[Jorge] Look, I'm alive!
-[Luciana] That's why. You see?

[Jorge] Dear neighbors.

-I love you!
-[Cristina] Do not listen to him!

[Luciana] He dreamed of being
on the presidential balcony. He did it.

-Papi!
-Incredible, I know.

You need to get back inside
before the cool air makes you even worse.

[all yelp]

Everyone! The tree
did not damage the transformer.

Tell 'em. Go on!

This was all staged.

Don't we have security cameras?
I demand to see the footage!

-Come here!
-[Luciana] Get him!

I want to see the footage too. Let's go.

-[man] What the… What's going on?
-[Moi] No!

-[Cristina] Hey, don't just stand there.
-Chill out. I'm moving forward.

I'm not… I'm not just staying here.

-Oh, wow. Almost as cold as his heart.
-[Toto exhales]

-You gotta be kidding me!
-No f*cking way!

We're being punished, I swear.

We'll have to get him dressed first.

-Not it!
-Not it!

-[laughs] Sorry, little brother.
-[Inés laughs]

You're gonna have to dress him.

[all chuckle]

[Cristina] This is a setup.

And since you put the blame on poor Raúl,

a vandalism fine will be added
to the compensation you have to pay.

-The real vandal here is Raúl!
-How could you do this, Olga?

Neighbors, I can't work with that tree
crashing into my window day and night.

There's no way I can concentrate.

I can't write. I'm blocked.
Because of that branch.

No, it's because you lack talent.
She's a really bad writer.

Well, are we done here, neighbors?
All right. Thank you, everybody.

Now I'm gonna go with my Dad,
who needs me.

[woman] Yes, sorry about Raúl.

Huh. What a twist, right?

Hey, wait. Um, sorry. I just…
I saw something out of the ordinary.

What is it?

What? At the house, or…?

It's…

It was a woman
as perfect and available as you.

[Cristina laughs]

Would you like to go out?

I understand if not,
uh, with everything with your dad and…

-Yeah.
-[Olga] You heard me!

Uh, what do you say?

Um, my father's gonna get better
sooner or later.

Is that a yes, then?

Oh, um… Oh. The doctor's calling me.

Hello?

Yes, yes.

Yes, thank you so much
for getting back to me.

My friend's very impatient.
I mean my cousin.

Yes, sorry, my cousin. Of course.

Actually, we have the will
right here in front of us.

She's here too. She's on speakerphone.
Go ahead. She's listening.

Tell her the good news.

Yes, I see the clause right here.
Twenty-two.

What?

Is that irreversible?

[suspenseful music playing]

m*therf*cker.

What's up?

Hey, before we celebrate,

I kind of thought that maybe it's not such
a good idea to go out with that meathead.

It's nothing personal against him.
Really, I mean it.

But he's like a cop. I mean, what?

What's the matter?

[grunts]

My life is like Mercury
in g*dd*mn retrograde, I swear!

[footsteps recede]

[somber music playing]

How could… [sniffs]

How could I put up
with this bullshit I just take every day?

-[Inés] Luciana?
-[shudders]

-Why… Why not…
-[Inés] Mom?

Why didn't I open my eyes?
How could I--

What's wrong?

Why are you crying?

What happened? It's all gonna be okay.

I'm okay, sweetheart.

I've been pretending
this whole time. [sniffs]

But you were right all along.

About what, exactly?

He never told me the truth.

Shocker.

We were never married.

I have no right
to inherit anything. [sniffles]

You always told me, "What are you doing?
You're acting like an idiot."

-Mom, don't say that.
-I am an idiot.

[Cristina] You're not an idiot, Luciana.

He was a b*stard.

He sued me for abandoning the family.

So I'm not entitled to inherit anything.

It was all a waste.

What do you say we take this
and make the son of a b*tch burn?

I'm with you, yeah, yeah.

-[Moi] No, Cristina. Wait.
-[Luciana] Let's do it.

-Wait.
-[Luciana] No, I'm with her.

-You have my full support. Absolutely.
-Seriously?

-[Luciana] That b*stard deserves it!
-[gasps]

[tense music plays]

-Mm.
-What the hell is he doing here?

I'm not sure.
I walked him to the door myself.

Uh, no, no, no.
This is not at all what it appears to be.

-We can explain, can't we?
-Sure, sure.

Petition denied.

The prosecuting attorney has the floor.

In gratitude, Your Honor.

I will proceed to state my case.

The one Mr. Raúl Ruiz
had a fortune and no scruples,

which is what led him
to disinherit his wife from his will.

In her hopes of reversing this,

she joined together, ad bene placitum,
with the daughter of her husband.

No, no, no,
we didn't do anything like that.

Ask anyone.
His own venom brought him here.

I submit to the court
to clarify to these women

that this is a family court, not criminal.

I can't understand
what he's saying at all.

[Rolando] I'm saying that you,

per your voice,

embody the sole
legitimate heir and claimant,

and I can represent you.

My silence will hardly cost you at all.

[intriguing music plays]

[gavel bangs]

[intriguing music continues]

Surely you have heard
of the divorces of La Gaviota,

the Butcher of Tláhuac,

of the, uh, YosStop of the, uh…

Take two.

Rolando Martínez brought me with expertise
through the halls of justice.

Is that…

Is that okay, son?

I'm doing this so I can pay the rent.

I'm done, Mom, I'm done.

This is important. It's important.
It's promotion. It's marketing.

-Don't start, Mom.
-[mom] Just pay the rent and drop it.

[upbeat intriguing music playing]

[music fades]