05x08 - Find that Fiddle/Cosmo Callahan and the Legend of the Crystal Squeaker

[bunniefuu]

[THEME SONG PLAYING]

[BARKING]

[SINGING] Bingo and Rolly
Couple of puppies

They bark and chase and chew

[BARKING]

And there's a guy named Bob
Who makes up inventions

A couple puppies can use

But when Bob's away

See you later, pups!

The pups will play

On a mission 'round the world
Tryin' to save the day

Pup-pup-pup
Puppy Dog Pals

[BARKING]

Pup-pup-pup
Puppy Dog Pals

[BARKING]

[RECORD SCRATCHING]

Pup-pup-pup
Puppy Dog Pals

[BARKING]

Pup-pup-pup
Puppy Dog Pals

[BARKING]

BINGO AND ROLLY:
Find that fiddle.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! [LAUGHS]

Happy St. Patrick's Day
to you, man! [LAUGHS]

What better way to spend St. Patrick's Day
than hanging out in Bob's attic?

Yeah, there's so much
spectacular stuff to play with!

Whoa! Mayday! We're going down!

[GRUNTING]

Sick landing, Boops.
Beep, boop, boop, boop, boop.

BOB: Ah! It's not in here, either.

I can't wait to play my fiddle

for my sister Bonnie's
Irish step dance performance tonight.

But first, I need to find that fiddle.

[FIDDLE RATTLES]

[LAUGHS]

Fiddle-de-dee! Here it is!

[PUPS BARKING]

I'm going to play this song
by my favorite Irish fiddle player,

Sean Michael O'Malley.

[CHUCKLES]

-[SWITCH FLIPS]
-[IRISH MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORD]

Mmm-mmm!
I love that Irish fiddle sound.

[RECORD SCREECHES AND STOPS]

I'll need to practice
if I'm going to sound

half as good as Mr. O'Malley by tonight.

So, I also need the bow to play my fiddle.

[BOB HUMMING]

-[GASPS] Here it is!
-[BOW SNAPS]

Oh! Great grinding gears!

My bow is broken!

I can't play my fiddle with this!

-[ALL GASP]
-Oh, no!

Well, I hope the music store
has a bow I can buy.

-[LINE RINGING]
-Hello? Mr. Mackey's music shop?

Yes, I'm calling to see
if you have any bows for a fiddle.

-[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
-Uh-huh.

Oh, I don't believe it!

They're all out of bows!

[BOTH SCREAM]

And with no bow,
I can't play my fiddle for Bonnie.

Ah, I need to tell her the bad news.

[LINE RINGING]

BONNIE:
Sweet science. This is Bonnie.

-Bonnie, I...
-I can't answer my phone,

-so please leave a message!
-[BEEPS]

-Bonnie, I...
-AUTOMATED VOICE: We're sorry.

This voice mailbox
is completely full. Goodbye.

-[LINE DISCONNECTS]
-[SIGHS]

[PUPS WHIMPER]

Well, I guess I'll have to head
to the park and tell her in person.

I was so excited to play for her.

Without a bow, Bob and Bonnie's
St. Patrick's Day will be ruined.

Not if these pets can help it,
'cause our St. Patrick's Day mission

is to find a new bow for Bob
before he cancels their performance.

"I like the sound of the that." [HOOTS]

It's what Bob will say
when he's playing the fiddle tonight.

[HISSY GRUNTS, SIGHS]

Oh, sorry, I just woke up.

Everything work out with Bob's fiddle?

With a little Irish luck,
it will, by tonight.

I'll bring Bob's fiddle
in case we need to test out any bows.

Good luck.

[YAWNS]

And nap number two begins.

[SINGING]
Let's go!

On you bark get ready
Got a lot to do

It's gonna be an awesome adventure

We're super-duper extra overly excited

To be going on a mission
Going on a mission

In five, four, three, two, one

[IRISH MUSIC PLAYING]

[ROLLY SCREAMS]

[IRISH MUSIC STOPS]

Let's go!

Ba, ba, ba-ba, ba, ba

We're going on a mission
Going on a mission

Ba, ba, ba-ba, ba, ba

We're going on a mission
Going on a mission

All right, it's bow finding time!

-KEIA: [GASPS] Did someone say bow?
-Sure did, Keia.

KEIA: Wait right there.

I'm in my doggie pool
and I need to dry off.

[KEIA SCREAMS]

-[WATER SPLASHING]
-[COWBELL DINGS]

[COW MOOING]

[PANTING]

Good morning.

I believe we were talking... bows?

We need one for Bob.

Ah! You won't believe it.
In un-bow-lievable coincidence...

[LAUGHS]

-Bow.
-Thank you.

Chloe took a bow to the park
to earn her nature scouts' badge.

Maybe you can borrow hers.

-That is an un-bow-lievable coincidence.
-[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Thanks, Keia. Let's head to the park
and see if we can borrow that bow.

KEIA: Bye! Good luck!

[GASPS] Look, it's Chloe
and her nature scout friends!

CHLOE: All right, everyone. You may now
use your bows to sh**t at the targets.

Whoa! Cool! I didn't know
a fiddle bow could sh**t arrows.

They can't.

Archery bows sh**t arrows,
which is what those are.

[ALL GROAN]

Well, hold on. Let's be sure.

[MECHANICAL ARM WHIRRING]

[FIDDLE SCREECHES]

Okay. That is definitely not
the bow we're looking for.

-[ALL GROAN]
-JONATHAN: Ha! Looking for a bow, are we?

If I didn't know any better,
I'd say you found one.

[STRING BOINGS]

We need a bow for a fiddle.

Well, then, it's a good thing
I overheard you while I was flying by,

'cause I know just the place
to find such a bow.

Whoa! Phew!

[LAUGHS]

Follow me!

Great! Thanks, Jonathan.

[SINGING] Well, didn't you know
My friends need a bow

And I'm always happy to help

And here's where you'll find 'em

[VOCALIZES]

Wow! You've got a song for everything.

A smile on my beak and a song in my heart.

Now, I promised you a bow,

and your old pal Jonathan
is going to find you a bow.

Free gift wrapping, today only.
We have wrapping paper, ribbons and bows.

[LAUGHS] Here we go.

Voilà! The perfect bow for any present.

Even a fiddle.

Uh, thanks, Jonathan, but I'm afraid this
bow won't work on Bob's fiddle, either.

-[FIDDLE SCREECHES]
-[JONATHAN SCREAMS]

I hear you fine.

Yeah, that's not how a fiddle
is supposed to sound.

-[FIDDLE PLAYING DISTANTLY]
-[ALL GASP]

That's how a fiddle's supposed to sound.

And wherever that fiddle's playing,
there's got to be a bow.

Thanks for your help, Jonathan!

[SINGING]
I'm always happy to help

They... They don't know
what they're missing. [LAUGHS]

-[ALL PLANTING]
-[ROLLY GASPS]

That fiddle sounds like the Irish music
Bob played in the attic.

It also sounds like
it's around that corner.

[FIDDLE MUSIC CONTINUES]

-[FIDDLE MUSIC STOPS]
-What happened to the fiddle?

It sounded like it was coming
from this spot, but now I don't hear it.

FINNEGAN: [IN IRISH ACCENT]
I love your bow!

It's fittingly St. Patrick's Day festive.

Thanks. Here, you can have it.

It isn't the kind of bow
we're looking for anyway.

We need a bow for a fiddle,
but we can't fiddle any.

I mean, find any.

A bow for a fiddle? Ha!

Well, fiddle-de-dee, friends,
you've come to the right place. [CHUCKLES]

All right, who's ready
for another Irish ditty?

[FIDDLE PLAYING]

That's the fiddle sound we were hearing.

Well, the name's Finnegan, and since you
were kind enough to give me your bow,

please have one of ours.

A bow for a bow!

Thanks, Finnegan!

Now that we've got the right bow,
we need to get it to Bob

before he tells Bonnie he can't play.

Thanks again, Finnegan!

T'was my pleasure
and Happy St. Patrick's Day!

ALL: Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[SINGING]
All over town we go

On a search for Bobby's bow

So he can play a song upon the fiddle

And along the way we learn
The many meanings of that word

And did we get confused?

Well, just a little.

-But now we know
-Now we know

-Which kind of bow
-Which kind of bow

Bobby needs to make his fiddle go

-Yes, now we know
-Now we know

-Which kind of bow
-This kind of bow

Bobby needs to make his fiddle go

Fiddle go

Let's go!

[BRAKES SCREECH]

LOLLIE: Whoo! The festival hasn't started.

But, where's Bob?

He must be so worried.

BOB: Oh.
I don't see Bonnie out here.

Better see if she's backstage,
so I can give her the bad news.

[SIGHS]

We've got to give him this bow
before he cancels the performance.

[ALL PANTING]

ROLLY: Bob, we've got your bow!

[BOW BENDING]

-[BOW SNAPS]
-[ROLLY EXCLAIMS]

Bob's bow is broken!

Maybe we can fix it.

-[MECHANICAL ARM WHIRRING]
-See what we have in our collars.

Oh, I hope you can
use this stuff to fix it.

-Tape.
-[TAPE RIPS]

-Allen wrench.
-[METAL CLANGS]

-Rubber chicken.
-[RUBBER CHICKEN SQUEAKS]

Can we fix it?

Yeah. No, it is very broken.

[ALL SIGH]

Well, they do play music here.

-So, maybe there are other bows around.
-BOB: Bonnie?

BOB: Huh. I guess
she's not over here, either.

Bob! [GRUNTS]

[ALL SCREAM, GRUNT]

Hey, my fiddle! [CHUCKLES]

Ana must have brought it here for me.

[GASPS]
And here's an unusual bow.

[FIDDLE SCREECHES]

Oh! Great grating gears!

That's not how a fiddle's
supposed to sound. [SIGHS]

Hello there. I thought that I heard
a screechy, haunting noise. You okay?

You... [STAMMERING]
You're Sean Michael O'Malley! [LAUGHS]

My favorite Irish fiddle player!

Aye, 'tis me.

And thank you. I'm playing me fiddle
at the festival this evening.

I was supposed to play, too,
but I think me fiddle's broken.

Ooo, may me...
Uh, I mean, may I have a look?

[PLAYING FIDDLE]

Oh, it sounds like
a mighty fine fiddle to me.

You just need a better bow.

Here. Have one of mine.

Oh! Thank you, Mr. O'Malley!

BONNIE: [GASPS] Bobby!

BOB: Bonnie!

You ready to hit the stage
and play your fiddle?

Sweet fiddle fingers! I am now.

Well, hello again.

Looks like you could use a paw
with that curtain.

[ALL SIGHING IN RELIEF]

Thanks, Finnegan.

[FIDDLE PLAYS IRISH MUSIC]

-[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
-Yeah!

It sounds to me like this
St. Patrick's Day mission is accomplished.

High paw!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Oh, that was
a mighty fine fiddling, Bob.

Mind if I join you for a song now?

We'd be honored.

Take it away, Mr. O'Malley!

[PLAYING IRISH MUSIC]

What can I say?
I love me some Irish fiddle!

Us too, brother.

[ALL LAUGHING]

BINGO AND ROLLY: Cosmo Callahan
and the Legend of the Crystal Squeaker.

I love these Cosmo Callahan
adventure movies.

He's the best hero in space.

I can't wait to see how it ends!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

You're mine now, Cosmo Callahan!

Gads! I'm caught in some
sort of laser lasso.

Must call for help.

[GRUNTS]

[SNORING]

-[ALARM RINGING]
-[BOTH GASP]

COSMO: Come in, Pando and Louis.
Come in!

Cosmo, you old space pirate!

We've been looking
all over the galaxy for you.

[GIBBERS]

[GURGLES]

Ahoy! Looking good, Leo,
you old kitty space pirate.

[CHUCKLES] You too, pirate.

Oh, wait. I should only talk in meows.

Kind of like Louis. Meow!

COSMO: Listen, friends,

you must... go!

Old Cosmo had to step away
from the phone for a sec.

He's kind of tied up.

[LAUGHS]

-This movie is so cool...
-[GRUNTS]

Sorry, Olivia. Whoa!

-[GRUNTS]
-[LOUD THUD]

-[TV SHUTS DOWN]
-[GASPS] The movie!

It won't turn back on!

[BOB WHISTLING]

Hey there, pet pals! [EXCLAIMS]

Oh, I thought the TV was on.

-[SQUEAKING]
-It was.

But I slipped and fell
and the remote went zoom, bang!

-[BARKING]
-BOB: Hmm.

[LAUGHS]
Aww. I think it's broken.

Oh, no! If the TV is broken,
we'll never know how the movie ends!

I'll take this down to my workshop
and have it fixed in a jiffy.

See? We just have to wait
for however long a jiffy is,

and Bob will have the TV
working good as new.

Then, we'll know how the movie ends.

A jiffy? We can't wait that long!

Oh! There's got to be another way.
There's just gotta.

Maybe there is!

What if we made up our own ending?

Great idea, Rolly!

In fact, it'll be our mission to make up
the end of the Cosmo Callaghan movie.

We can make up the end of the movie?

Of course, we just have
to use our imaginations.

ROLLY: Imagine... outer space,

when our hero, Pando and Louis,
find their friend, Cosmo.

Bingo. Cosmo Bingo. Right.

He's been captured by Rolly The Zutt.

Give him back, Rolly The Zutt.

Yeah. Oh. Oops. Sorry. I mean...

Meow!

Sorry, not sorry,
you silly sorries!

If you want your friend back,
you must bring me The Crystal Squeaker.

-The Crystal Squeaker.
-Meow, meow, meow?

Yes, the most amazing,
super fun dog toy in the entire universe!

[LAUGHS]

Is that why you captured me?

You know, you could just
go get it yourself.

I would, but it's in a galaxy
far, far, far far, far away.

And I don't like to travel. [CHUCKLES]

That toy is too powerful
even for you, Zutt.

They say it will make anyone who plays
with it act all, you know, cuckoo silly.

Ah, yes, a powerful and perfect
addition to my collection.

[LAUGHS EVILLY]

COSMO BINGO: That is some collection.
ROLLY THE ZUTT: Thanks.

I mean...

Quiet, you!

Fear not, Cosmo Bingo.

We shall recover The Crystal Squeaker
and save ya, you old space pirate.

Meow!

One question.
Where do we find The Squeaker?

At the top of Uh-Oh Mountain.

Wait, that's the most dangerous mountain
to climb in the galaxy!

Oh, I mean... meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow.

Find that Squeaker soon, or your friend
will be sucked into my Doggy Dome of Doom!

You know, I can just step
to the side like this, right?

Oh, come on, it's more fun
if you're in a circle.

Okay, fine.

Save me, friends!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

Leo, ya old space pirate.
Set a course for Uh-Oh Mountain.

Me-ow!

And so, our heroes sail off
across the galaxy,

singing a song about their journey

and the obstacles they face
going up the mountain.

[SINGING]
You wanna be a hero

Gotta try hard

Never quit

[ALARM SOUNDING]

When you see a challenge

You gotta go for it

You gotta go for it

If a friend's in trouble

Needs a helping paw

Well, a hero runs to help them

No matter how far
You never give up

You're brave you're tough

You got what it takes

To be a super kitty
And a super pup-pup-pup

Ruff, ruff

You never give up

You're brave, you're tough

You've got what it takes

To be a super kitty and a super pup

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

[SLOW APPLAUSE]

We made it to the top of Uh-Oh Mountain.

I love it when we complete
a challenge with a song.

Meow! Meow!

[GASPS] The Crystal Squeaker!

BUSTER: Wow. So shiny!

Looks so fun.

[LEO CLEARS THROAT] Meow.

You're right. Sorry.

We need this to save
Cosmo from Rolly the Zutt.

What do you think? Just grab it?

Meow.

[BUSTER GRUNTS]

[BUSTER GRUNTS]

Oh, no! Someone just swiped
The Squeaker out from under my...

space pirate nose.

ALL: Ted?

Hello!

When did you get here?

Oh, not long. Can I play?

Sure you can play, Space Ted.
You've already got the squeaky toy.

Hey! Give that back.

Meow! Meow!

Sorry, Charlies, no can do-do.

Space Ted's my name,
collecting treasure's my game.

Wow, Ted. Never heard you
sound like that before. I like it!

[CHUCKLES] Hey, me too!

Anyhoo, I've been looking for
The Crystal Squeaker a long time, so...

-[ENGINE REVS]
-Bye.

Ted! We need that to save
our friend from Rolly the Zutt.

Did you say Rolly the Zutt?

I've heard he has the most valuable
dog toy collection in the galaxy.

If you give us The Squeaker,
we'll take you to him.

Hmm. A chance to trade
one treasure for many treasures?

Yippie-ki-yeah!

Let's ride.

ROLLY: And with that, our heroes were off
to Rolly the Zutt's palace

to free their friend Cosmo Bingo.

Whoa! Waiting for The Crystal Squeaker
to get here is taking forever!

Say, ya old Rolly old Zutts,
why do you need The Crystal Squeaker?

You already have lots of dog toys.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

Yes, but...

I'm all alone.

I have no friends.

I can't tug a rope or play fetch
without someone to play with.

Hmm.

[GLASS BREAKING]

But I can enjoy a squeaky toy
all by myself.

And I want the most amazing,

super fun, squeaky toy in the universe!

But you don't need The Crystal Squeaker.
I'll play with you.

You want to play with me?

Absolutely!

How about tug of w*r?

Um, I think I'll just
wait for The Squeaker.

Come on, grab the rope, dog.

Uh... okay.

[EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

-[BOTH LAUGHING]
-This is a puppy blast!

I know. I'm having fun, too.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Um, is this a bad time?

h*, h*, whoa!

So many treasures.

We brought you The Crystal Squeaker.

Dear friends, new friends,
while you are on your journey,

I, too, was on a journey.

Well, I discovered I don't
want to be a bad guy anymore.

That's great, Zutt.

But why did you change your mind?

Friendship, Busto! Friendship!

I've been searching for it my whole life.

And now, I've finally found it,
thanks to... Cosmo?

It's mine.

The most amazing, super fun dog toy
in the entire universe is all mine!

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

[LOUD RUMBLING]

What... What's happening?

LEO: Oh! Meow!

Oh, no! the Squeaker's so powerful
it's making the palace crumble!

We've got to save
our old space pirate, Frank Cosmo.

You two get out of here.

I'll save him.

Whoa! Help!

LEO: Me... Me... Meow!

ROLLY THE ZUTT: Cosmo Bingo.

Put down The Squeaker

-so we can get out of here.
-[COSMO BINGO LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

I'm going to fall!

Meow!

TED: Yee haw!

Space Ted, you gave up those
priceless treasures to save us?

You bet ya. Way I figure,

searching for treasures could be
a lot more fun with new friends.

[LAUGHING] Toy!

-BINGO: Toy!
-Cosmo Bingo.

Please, listen to me!

[BINGO LAUGHING]

You've shown me what real friendship is.

You didn't give up on me.
And I won't give up on you, friend.

[BINGO GRUNTING]

Let it go. [ECHOING]

[BINGO SNEEZES]

Thanks. I love you, bro.

Love you, too, Cosmo bro.

ROLLY: So, The Crystal Squeaker
and all of its powers were gone forever,

and they all lived happily ever after.

Bow to the wow, I'd call
that a mission accomplished.

What an entirely satisfying
conclusion to that adventure.

BOB: TV's fixed in a jiffy. Like I said.

-[TV PLAYING]
-[CHUCKLES] See you later, pet pals.

So, should we watch the end of the movie?

Nah. We already imagined it.

I love using my imagination.

Just what I was thinking.

Let's keep playing.

[ALL LAUGHING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[RECORD SCRATCHING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]