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03x01 - Welcome to Puppy Playcare/The Naptime Chronicles

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Puppy Dog Pals". Aired: April 14, 2017 – January 20, 2023.*
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Bingo and Rolly, two pug puppy brothers who have fun traveling around their neighborhood and the world when their owner Bob leaves home.

03x01 - Welcome to Puppy Playcare/The Naptime Chronicles

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[theme music playing]

[both]
Bark! Bark! Bark!

Bingo and Rolly, couple of puppies

-They bark and chase and chew
-[both] Bark!

And there's a guy named Bob
who makes up inventions

A couple puppies can use
But when Bob's away

See you later, pups!

The pups will play-ay-ay

On a mission 'round the world
Tryin' to save the day

Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals

[both]
Bark! Bark! Bark!

Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals

[both]
Bark! Bark! Bark!

[record scratching]

Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals

[both]
Bark! Bark! Bark!

Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals

[both]
Bark! Bark! Bark!

[barking]

[Bingo and Rolly]
Welcome to Puppy Playcare.

[snoring]

-Bingo, Bingo! Bingo!
-Wha... What, Rolly, wh-what's going on?

You know what today is? It's...
[imitating drumroll]

-The first day of Puppy Playcare.
-The day care Bob built for puppies?

Yeah. Bob finished it. Today
we finally get to go and play there.

[squeaks in excitement]
What are we waiting for? Is Bob up?

[ringing]
Wake up, Bob. Wake up!

Woo-hoo! It's opening day
for the Puppy Playcare Center.

[barking]

We gotta get there early so I can give
my friend Anna an opening day present.

She's in charge of the whole playcare.
Come on, pups.

ARF cannot wait to clean all the messes
at the Puppy Playcare Center.

ARF loves to clean.

I hope the cat beds there
have enough fluff.

I can't wait to play
in this playcare all day.

This calls for
an extra happy happy dance.

Happy happy Puppy Playcare...

Whoa-whoa-whoa. I just realized.

How come it's called "Puppy Playcare"
but Hissy's going? She's a cat.

That's just the name Bob gave it.
He built it for all sorts of pets.

Well, except fish. Sorry, Olivia.
You're gonna be cool by yourself?

[squeaky laugh]

Got my present for Anna
and we're ready to go!

Off to Puppy Playcare.

[bell chimes]

[chuckles]

-[Rolly] Wow!
-Seems a little small, doesn't it?

Check it out, pups.
This is just the greeting area.

And through those doors is the rest
of the puppy... Wai... Whoa-whoa!

-[both gasp]
-Don't worry, ARF is ready to clean.

-Sweep, sweep, sweep...
-Whoa. Hang on, ARF. I've got it.

I hope Anna's present didn't break.

-[barking]
-[both] Lollie!

Hi, Lollie.

Hmm. Wonder where Anna is. Or maybe
she didn't hear us come in. [laughs]

Well, my present should help fix that.
I'll go find her.

Have fun exploring
and playing, everyone.

-Hey, fellas! Who's that?
-Oh, that's our sister, Hissy.

-Like your bow, Hissy.
-I like your wheels, Lollie.

Cool sister, B-dog.

-Boop. And who's this?
-This is ARF. Hello, Lollie.

Hi, ARF.

-Hey, guys, knock, knock.
-[all] Who's there?

The pup who's gonna show you
around this pup-tastic place.

Welcome to Puppy Playcare.

-[all] Wow!
-[gasps]

I can already see how great it's gonna be
when all our friends are here.

[howling]

Bow-wow-wow

[Lollie howling]

[grunting]

Open the door
Come on in

The perfect day of puppy
recreation's about to begin

We've got more stuff for dogs
Than you've ever seen

Let me take you on a tour
So you can see what I mean

There's room for chewin'
And chasin' every toy you can imagine

That's straight out of a puppy dream

Throw your paws up
In the air

Whoo
Puppy Playcare

Puppy Playcare

Day care for dogs
We've got everything here

Puppy Playcare
Puppy Playcare

We're gonna have
a wonderful day

It's a place where
every puppy can play-ay-ay

[barking]

There's room for chewin'
And chasin' every toy you can imagine

That's straight out
of a puppy dream

Put your paws up
In the air

Whoo
Puppy Playcare

Puppy Playcare

-Day care for dogs
-And cats

We've got everything here

Puppy Playcare
Puppy Playcare

Day care for dogs

[barks]

I can play here all day!

Wait. That's exactly
what we're gonna do.

[Ana] Oh, Bob, thank you for the present.

Oh, I sure hope you like it.

-I don't like it.
-Oh! Well, I, uh...

-I love it!
-[both chuckle]

If you put this in the greeting area,
when people and pets arrive,

they can press this button
and it'll ring a loud bell.

So you'll know when they're here.
[laughs] Listen.

Is something wrong with my puppy
ears or is there no bell?

Hmm. Hmm.

Suffering side orders
of seaweed salad.

The bell's broken. It must have happened
when I dropped it.

If you can't hear when new pets come in
you can't help them feel extra welcome.

Especially on their first day.

Oh, I hope I can fix this thing
before playcare opens.

Well, if anyone can
figure it out, it's you, Bob.

We have our first playcare mission, Rolly.

Let's double-dog do this!

Now, where are we
gonna find a bell?

[jingling]

-Know what that jingle sounds like?
-Bob's jingly keys? No.

Jingle, jingle...

Jingle bells, over there!

Hey, Hissy, we're trying to find a bell
for Bob's invention.

So can we use that jingly toy?

It's not loud enough
to hear all around Puppy Playcare.

-Yeah, Hissy's right.
-Sounds like you need a bigger bell.

Bigger bell...

Got it. I know where to find one,
but we'll have to leave playcare.

I'll stay here, in case Anna needs help
before playcare opens.

And ARF will stay here and clean.
Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep...

-And Hissy'll stay and nap, right?
-[Hissy snoring] Meow, meow, meow.

Oh, before you leave, you're gonna need
to see one more important room.

You'll love it. All right, guys, check it.
Take the elevator to the library.

Look for the blue book by the tree,
you'll know what to do.

Bow to the wow!

Let's go!
[whooping]

Yippee!
[cheering]

On your bark, get ready
Got a lot to do

It's gonna be
an awesome adventure

We're super-duper
extra overly excited

To be going on a mission
Going on a mission

Five, four, three, two, one

-[laughing]
-Let's go

Pa, pa, pa-pa, pa

We're going on a mission
Going on a mission

Pa, pa, pa-pa, pa

[both] Yahoo!

Going on a mission

-[Bingo] Booyah! Bigger bell.
-I wonder if it's loud.

[ringing loudly]
[both exclaim, grunt]

Bow-wow, that bell--

[ringing continues]

-[sighs] That bell's way too loud.
-[ringing continues]

Yeah, it'll scare
all the pets in playcare.

Let's find another bell.

Bell, bell, lookin' for a bell

[chuckles]

Oh, Rolly, you're so silly.

[bicycle bell rings]

And I hear another bell.

-Not too loud and not too quiet.
-There are bikes headed our way!

-Huh?
-Whoa!

-[both grunt]
-[Rolly] I'm good.

Hurry, Brett, the people and pets
bike ride is about to start.

[barks]

That bell's the best bell we've heard.

We can ask that dog
if we can use his for Bob's invention.

You're not gonna believe this,
but that's exactly what I was gonna say.

I can't wait to ride by the new
Puppy Playcare Center, Frank.

The thought of all those happy puppies
playing makes me giggle.

[giggles] See?

Hi, there. I'm Rolly
and this is my brother Bingo.

-Brett.
-That's some bell you have there, Brett.

-Has a nice ring to it.
-Don't I know it.

Latest in bike bell technology.

We're on a mission to help our owner
at the new Puppy Playcare.

Maybe we can have
that bike bell of yours.

Totes. I've got loads of 'em at home.

You can never have too many bike bells.

-If you know what I mean.
-I don't, but thanks.

[Announcer over PA] The people
and pet bike ride is about to begin.

Hey, we're riding
right by Puppy Playcare.

Want a lift
on Speedy McDashGoFast?

-That's what I call my bike.
-Absolutely we do.

Brett, you might be
the coolest dog we've met.

Noted. Let's ride. [chuckles]

Okay, bikers, ready?

[horn blows]

[crowd cheering]

I know I wanted to play all day
at the playcare, but this is totes fun.

-Am I saying that right, Brett? "Totes"?
-Yeah!

Yeah, Brett, you're great
on Speedy McDashGoFast.

[screaming]

[Bingo and Rolly] We're okay.

Brett, your bell came off.

It's important to have this
so people can hear you coming.

[bell rings]

Sorry, fellas.
Guess I can't give you the bell.

-That's okay, we get it.
-Good luck on your mission!

-[bell ringing]
-Bye, bike bell.

[sighs] Now, what do we do?

If Bob can't fix the bell,
then Anna can't hear the new pets arrive.

If Anna can't hear them,
she won't know to greet them.

And it's their first day at playcare,
Bingo. Their first day!

[sighs deeply]

Wait. If Anna's not there
to greet the new pets,

someone else should stay
in the greeting area to welcome them.

Who? [gasps]
You mean us, huh?

-I do mean us.
-Yay!

[Bingo] Okay, Rolly, here's the plan.
When someone comes in we greet them.

-Someone's here!
-Hi, guys.

-Hi, Keia.
-Welcome.

[barking]

[chuckling]

Wowsers, pups.
What's gotten into... Oh!

[chuckles] Hi.

Welcome to Puppy Playcare, Keia.
Let me check you in.

[laughs] We heard you fellas from
the other end of Puppy Playcare.

Oh, I'm so glad someone was here
to let us know when Keia arrived.

[gasps] That gives me an idea!
Be right back.

We had an extra
robo-receptionist at my work.

I thought she'd be perfect here.

Now we have someone to welcome
the new pets and people all day long.

Jan 2.0.
Human-puppy relations.

Welcome to
the Puppy Playcare Center.

Oh, it's a pleasure
to meet you, Jan 2.0

The pleasure is all Jan 2.0's.

Aw, thanks, Bob.

Guys, I call this a Puppy Playcare
mission accomplished.

High paw, everyone.

[barking]

Who's ready to go play
in the Puppy Playcare Center?

-Me!
-Booyah.

[chuckling]

Yes!

-[laughter]
-[overlapping chatter]

-We're gonna have so much fun!
-[laughs] Yeah!

[Bingo and Rolly]
The Naptime Chronicles.

[mouthful]
I love Puppy Playcare.

-Huh?
-I said...

Ptew. I love Puppy Playcare.

Ptew. Me, too!
Look at all these toys.

You could say that again.
[chuckles]

Ohh! A Captain Dog Pouncer!
Let's go play with it!

Bow-wow! Look, it's a
Tug-a-Letter Carrier.

[gasps] Ooh. Anyone up for a ride
in the Rover Over?

[rhythmic horn blowing]

With all these toys, how do we decide
which to play with first?

-I say Rover Over.
-I say Pouncer.

[groans] [laughing]

-I say...
-[Lollie] Problem.

Was that me?

Oh, Lollie.
That makes more sense.

Keia, Rolly, Bingorino. Boop.
I need your help.

You've got an issue.

[Bingo] The napping area?
What could go wrong when everyone's--

-[Hissy crying]
-[both gasp]

[sighing] Bah.

-Say it ain't so.
-Oh, it's so-so.

Hissy, super sleeper, queen of the nap...

[All] Can't fall asleep.

What's wrong, Hissy?
Too tired? Not tired enough?

Wondering how they get the squeaks
in toys? That keeps me up at night.

I don't know.
This hasn't happened to me before.

I just... [grunts]

[groans & grunts]

-I can't get comfortable.
-But Hissy loves to sleep.

Sleep is so important.

Perk your ears up, Hissy,
While I remind you about something

That you already know

Gettin' plenty of sleep
is super-duper important

If you don't get enough, it'll show

When we're extra tired
We get grouchy and cranky

And our minds
don't work like they should

You might forget to eat dinner
Or lose your favorite pillow

And we all can agree that's not good

We're gonna help you
as best as we can

'Cause it's true
what you always said

You gotta sleep
You need some rest

If you wanna feel like yourself

Or else you might act a little bit loopy
A little bit weird

Put your socks in a sandwich
And jelly on your feet

You'd confuse Bingo with Rolly
And Rolly with Bob

Take a bath in some kibble
End up looking like slob

'Cause you're covered in kibble
'Cause you were so tired and confused

You couldn't tell the difference
Between a bowl of dog food and a bathtub

That's the thing that happens
When you don't get rest

-Oh, you need some sleep
-[vocalizing]

If you wanna feel like yourself again
Yeah, you need some sleep

Some sleep
Some sleep

-Yeah, you need some sleep
-[sighs]

Ruff.

-We gotta do something.
-Sounds like a mission.

A Help-Hissy-Fall-Asleep mission.

I know something
that might help you sleep.

At this point... Ugh!

...I'll try anything.

And... done!

The softer the bed,
the quicker I fall asleep.

And this is one soft bed.
Hop on, Hissy.

Okay. Let's do this.

Too soft.

We're in luck. I just so happened
to have a delightful sample

of my favorite
going-to-bed scent.

-So calming.
-That's an old sock.

Sure is. Take a whiff.

[groans]
No, thanks.

Something that helps me sleep is
making sure I'm not too hot, not too cold.

-How are you feeling, Hissy?
-I guess I'm a little hot?

Maybe this'll cool you down.

-Too cold, too cold.
-So you need some heat.

Here.

Ugh. Too hot.

[groans]

Time for a relaxing lullaby.
Shut your eyes.

Imagine you're on a cloud sailing softly

into the world of sleep.

[sighs] Sail me away.

Good.

[gentle lullaby music playing]

[rock music playing]

Eyes are feelin' heavy
Dreams are on their way

Rock the nap spot
Rock the nap spot

Woo-hoo!
[music continues]

Dreams are on their way
Rock the nap spot

-You call that a lullaby?
-I don't know. It helps me sleep.

[groans]

Nothing we tried worked.

We need to talk to somebody
who knows more about napping.

But the only somebody who is
better at napping than we are is Hissy.

Hmm. Not the only somebody.

Okay, we're at Hedgie's house.

[Lollie over radio]
Good luck. Lollie out.

[yawns]

[screams]

Ah! It's you.

-I was just waking up from the best nap.
-That's actually why we're here.

Yeah, we could really use
some napping know-how.

-Hissy's in trouble.
-She can't fall asleep.

That is trouble. Does she have
a soft place to lie down?

-Yep.
-Is it nice and dark?

-Yep again.
-Did you sing her a lullaby?

-A lullaby...
-...ish.

Well, we're gonna need some help.

[snoring]

Gumdrop? Gumdrop is
the best napper I know.

Can I get a boost?

Gumdrop! Gumdrop!

-[yells] Gumdrop!
-[snoring]

Gumdrop really
is the best napper.

[mumbling]

Somebody say "best napper"?

-Me, I said that.
-My friends here have a napping situation.

And I never met a better napper
than you, buddy.

Well, then... Heh.
Any friend of Hedgie's is a friend...

...of mine.

The name's Gumdrop.
What can I do... for... you?

[snoring]

[groans]

So the problem, Mr. Gumdrop, sir,

is our kitty sister's trying to nap
at playcare but she can't fall asleep.

Ohh, I've seen my fair share
of can't-nap-away-from-home's.

When I was but an itty-bitty kitty
I couldn't nap away from home either.

-But then I learned the secret.
-[all] The secret?

Mm-hmm. That's right.

See, it's hard to feel comfy
in a new place.

You can't sleep if you're not comfy.

Hissy did say she was having
a hard time getting comfortable.

-But how do we make her comfy?
-That's the secret.

You gotta take the comfy with you.
For me, the comfy's Henderson.

[Bingo and Rolly] Henderson?

[toy quacks]

Henderson.

Hey, that's a great idea.

We'll bring her favorite toy
so she can feel comfortable.

-We better get to Bob's house.
-Thanks, Gumdrop.

-Thanks, Hedgie.
-Buh-bye.

I knew you'd have the answer,
Gumdrop, ol' buddy.

[snoring] Bye-bye.

[sighs] What a pro.

[thuds]

Okay. Hissy's favorite toy.

-What is Hissy's favorite toy?
-Don't know.

We're always too busy
playing with our toys to notice.

Hey, Keia, Lollie.

Can you ask Hissy
what her favorite toy is?

Uh... I'm not sure we can.

Welcome to my tea party,
Mr. Fuzzball.

More tea?

[crying]

She's so tired
she's not making sense.

My fur hurts!

Hissy's never been this tired before.

How are we supposed to tell
which toy is her favorite?

[water sloshing]

Olivia? You know her favorite toy?

This one?

Okay. It's a toy with
a thing on its head.

Um, space helmet.

Deely bobbers.

W-wait. Hair?

Come on, Olivia.

Oh, a crown! Bingo, it's a toy
with a crown on its head.

That's the one.

Thanks, Olivia.
Give me some fin, girl.

[pants]
We're back, Hissy.

Oh, finally.

Guys, I never saw
anyone this tired before.

[meows weakly & groans]

Aw. Are you Theodore,
prince of Sleepy Land?

Um... no. But we found
your favorite toy.

Crystal Rainbow Princess Cat?

Oh, she makes me
feel so comfortable.

Just like home.

Just like home, we'll be here
when you wake up too.

Yeah! This is the best part
of playcare.

It's full of all your friends
Plus toys and games

Anything you wanna do

And it'll all be waiting
for you when you wake up

[snoring]

It worked. Guys, it worked.

[all snoring]

Mission accomplished. [chuckling]

High paw!

[snoring]

[theme music playing]

[barking]

[barking]

[record scratching]

[barks]

[barking]