[ Music ]
[ alarm beeping ]
♪ Good morning to you. ♪
♪ Good morning to you. ♪
♪ Welcome to Wednesday, ♪
♪ your face looks like poo. ♪
- Ray.
It's : in the morning.
- So? You wake up at :.
- Yeah, I had
three minutes left.
You k*lled three minutes
of my sleep joy.
- Well, I have a good reason.
Who's one of the worst people
in Swellview?
- You?
- Wrong.
Henry, we're this close
to capturing the Time Jerker.
- No way.
- Yeah.
- You figured out where he is?
- No.
I just wanted to tell you
that I might beep you later
if we get a fix
on the Time Jerker's location.
- So, you beeped me now
to tell me that
you might beep me later?
- Yes.
And I also wanted to tell you
about the full moon.
- What full moon?
- This one.
- Henry?
- [ groans ] Yeah, Mom?
- Will you look out your window
and see if that hornets nest
is back?
- Why?
Dad got rid of that
hornets nest last weekend.
- Well, what if the hornets
came back?
- I'm sure they're not--
- Go look out the window.
[ buzzing ]
- They're back.
They're back.
Oh my god, they're back.
A cake.
Why is there a cake here?
Mm. Not bad.
- Got it.
You've been caked.
- What is wrong with you?
Do you know how bad
that freaked me out?
- Hey.
everything okay in here?
- Yeah.
- No.
- I caked him.
- You did?
- Yeah.
- Cool, did you get it
on video?
- Yeah. Watch.
- Mm. Not bad.
Dad.
You're laughing?
- Well, yeah, she caked you.
- You're not going
to punish her?
- Why?
She didn't do it to be mean.
- It was only
to get a funny video
that I can post online.
- It's just good content.
- Content is king.
- Mm. Not bad.
- It all just kind of happened.
- My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
- I wanted an after-school job.
- And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
- I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
- I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me…
- He turned out to be…
- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
- That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that
being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
- He wanted some help.
- I needed a sidekick.
- I, Henry Hart…
- Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone…
- That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
- It is done.
- Now we blow bubbles.
- And fight crime.
- Feels good.
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
- Ha!
- Hey, Hart.
So, whenever I taste
a really good cake,
you know what I always say?
- What, Mitch?
- Ah, ah, ah.
- Yeah, we're laughing
at your expense.
- Okay, okay.
So, everybody has seen
my sister's video?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, great, that's terrific.
- Hey, Henry, how goes it?
- Awful.
It goes awful.
- What's the matter?
- Well, first, Ray woke me up
three minutes early,
and then I was attacked
by hornets,
and then Piper caked me
and got it on video.
- [ laughing ] Yeah, I know.
- You watched it?
- Just once.
Or times, I'm not sure.
- Nice, real nice.
- Oh, hey, will you take notes
for me in class?
I got to go to my big interview.
- For what?
- The Language, Information,
and Math Program.
- Oh yeah.
LIMP.
- It's not called "LIMP."
- L-I-M-P.
LIMP.
- That's just
an unfortunate acronym.
- What, Jasper?
- Oh, hey.
I didn't see you guys here.
- Yeah you did.
- And clearly you want us
to ask you
about whatever that is.
- No I don't.
I built it myself.
It's a perfect scale model
of the Nakatomi Tower
made entirely out of toothpicks.
It took me three months.
- Why would you do that?
- For my art class.
My semester project.
- Give it back.
- No way.
- It's my property.
Give it.
- No.
- Hey guys, what's going on?
- Sidney brought
this avocado to school.
- So?
That's my business.
- Avocados are full of fat.
- The good fat.
- There is no good fat.
- Okay, Oliver,
that's Sidney's avocado.
Give it back to him.
- Fine, take it, jerk.
- Okay, wait--
[ groaning ]
- See what avocados do?
- Ugh.
- Wait, let's make up.
- I don't want to.
- You okay, Hen?
- [ grunts ]
[ elevator dings ]
- Stop.
What are you doing in my house?
- Your house?
- Yeah. Just play along.
Pretend you're a burglar.
- Okay.
I'm a burglar.
- Oh yeah?
Well, I have this weapon.
Now, yank it from me.
- All right.
- Oh no.
You yanked away my weapon,
so now I'm defenseless.
Now, blast me.
- Ow.
- [ laughs ]
- What the butt, Schwoz?
- I just made this.
It shoots backwards.
- Yeah, I know.
- You can use it
to trick bad guys or bad ladies.
- Well, couldn't you
just have explained that
without making me
blast myself in the face?
- I don't see how.
- Okay.
[ alarm beeping ]
Will you just tell me next time?
- I did it.
[ screams ] I did it.
- What did you do?
- I got into the Language,
Information, and Math Program.
- LIMP?
- They don't call it "LIMP."
- Well, congrats, Char,
I'm really proud of you.
- Yay, me too.
[ computer beeping ]
- [ gasps ] Ay.
- Ugh.
Oh my god, Schwoz.
- I know, I know,
I'm swiping and tapping.
Ooh.
- You see sector G?
- Yeah, I see it.
And look at transformer .
- Yeah.
We got him.
- Booyaboo.
- What just happened?
- We just figured out
the location of the Time Jerker.
- No way.
- Way yes.
Ray, guess what happened to me?
- Eh.
- How did you guys pinpoint
his location?
- See, when you use
a time machine,
it sucks down a massive amount
of electricity.
- And the computer
just picked up
a major power suck,
so we triangulated the source.
- And boom,
we got his location.
- He's on top
of the Swellview clock tower.
- I got into the Language,
Information, and Math Program.
It's really prestigious.
- Come on, kid.
It's time we tell
the Time Jerker what time it is.
- Yeah.
Jail o'clock.
- Let's blow.
Come on.
Oh, Charlotte.
Congrats on getting into LIMP.
- Thanks.
But it's not called "LIMP."
- [ both ] Up the tube.
- LIMP.
[ laughs ]
Congratulations.
- Ugh.
I don't feel like
taking this trash downstairs.
Ha.
I'll just set my time machine
to million years ago.
And now…
Eat my trash, dinosaurs.
Whoohoo. [ laughs ]
- Well, Hello, Time Jerker.
- Yeah.
Hello.
- Captain Man and Kid Danger.
I had a feeling you'd find me…
in time.
- Oh, is that how it is?
You're the Time Jerker,
so when you say things,
you use a bunch of puns
about time and clocks and stuff?
- I'll answer that question…
if you give me a minute.
- Ugh. He did it again.
- I heard.
You know,
we can make time puns, too.
- Hmm. I'd like
to "watch" you do that.
- Geez.
Yeah, I'm going to punch
the "daylight savings time"
out of you.
- That was "alarmingly" bad.
- Okay. [ mumbles ]
- I got one, I got one.
- Go, go, go.
- Okay, Time Jerker.
I see you walk the walk,
but can you,
can you tick the tock?
- That one was so awful,
you deserve a "time out."
- Dang it.
- That's right.
Tomorrow you two
will be yesterday's news
for my patience with you
has passed.
- Oh my God.
- He's great at that.
- Okay.
Maybe we're not great
at coming up
with time-related puns.
- But we can still
put you in jail.
- Stop right there,
Captain Man.
You see, I'm the one criminal
in Swellview that
you can't capture.
Because I can simply leap
through my time portal
and go back to this morning
before you figured out
where I was…
am…
will be.
Ah, you know what I mean.
- [ grunts ]
- You come one inch
closer to me,
and I'll jump through.
- Unh-unh.
You're not going anywhere
near that time portal.
- [ chuckles ]
Hey.
You get away
from my time portal.
- You put down that nine.
- It's a six, idiot.
And it's made
of thick heavy metal.
- Why should we care
what it's made out of?
- Oh, you'll care
when I throw it at you
with all my might.
- Maybe you haven't heard.
I'm handsome and indestructible.
- Well, Kid Danger is neither.
- Hey.
- Dude.
- What the heck? I mean--
Aah.
- Aah.
You can't defeat me.
- Time will tell.
- I hate your stupid puns.
Kid Danger.
A little help?
- Aah!
- Kid Danger!
- I did it!
[ alarm beeping ]
♪ Good morning to you. ♪
♪ Good morning to you. ♪
♪ Welcome to Wednesday, ♪
♪ your face looks like poo. ♪
- Oh no.
I've gone back to the…
morning.
[ alarm beeping ]
- Hi, Ray.
- You know, hanging up
on your boss is not a nice way
to start the day.
- Hang on.
What day is this?
- Wednesday.
- Ugh.
- I'm sorry, did you just say,
ugh?
- Yeah, I did.
- Well, guess what?
I've got some
very interesting news for you.
- I know.
You're this close
to capturing the Time Jerker
as soon as you and Schwoz get
an exact fix on his location.
- Yeah, but how did you
know that?
- Because I've gone back in--
- Henry?
- Yeah, Mom?
- Will you look out your window
and see--
- See if the hornets nest
is back?
- Yeah.
How did you know I was going
to ask you to do that?
- Well…
I…
I mean…
I have no explanation.
- Well, do it, all right?
- This is insane.
I'm reliving this whole day.
[ chuckles ]
- Come and get me, hornets!
[ buzzing ]
Yeah.
Sorry, hornets…
for your deaths.
Now I…
Piper.
[ buzzing ]
- [ screaming ]
- [ laughing ]
- Why did you do that?
You almost k*lled me.
- Well, how should I have known
that you were
hiding under there?
- Well, still.
Who walks up to a cake
and shoves a mop handle
down into it?
- It's a new thing
going around the internet.
It's called "mopping."
You've been mopped.
- Hey.
Is everything okay in here?
- No.
- Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
- Hey.
Hey, Hart.
- Yeah.
Mitch.
You got something to say?
- Yeah, I…
I feel like making fun of you…
for…
something.
- And?
- [ laughs ]
Yeah, I can't think of nothing.
- Well, have a nice day.
- You have a nice day.
- Hey, Henry, how goes it?
- Awesome.
It goes awesome.
- Why?
- Come with me.
I've already lived this day.
- Oh.
- And the first time,
it was awful.
But now that I know
everything bad that's going
to happen, I'm making sure
it all goes good.
- Yeah, why don't we take
a walk to the school nurse?
- Look, I'm not crazy.
And…
And good luck
with your big interview
for LIMP.
- It's not called "LIMP."
And how do you know
about my interview?
- I told you,
I've already lived this day
and I know you get in.
- I do?
- Yep. And now here comes
Jasper again, pretending
he didn't see us guys here.
Hey, Jasper.
- Oh, hey.
I didn't see you guys here.
- Yeah you did.
Because you want to show us
your perfect scale model
of the Nakatomi Tower
that you made entirely
out of toothpicks
that you built yourself
and it took three months.
- Okay, do you have
hidden cameras in my room?
- No, gross.
- Give it back.
- No way.
- It's my property.
Give it.
- No.
- Ah, here we go again.
- Avocados are full of fat.
- The good fat.
- There is no good fat.
- Oliver,
that's Sidney's avocado.
Give it back to him.
- Fine. Take it, jerk.
- Ugh.
[ grunting ]
- See what avocados do?
- Ugh.
- Wait, let's make up.
- I don't want to.
- Ugh.
Please pull the toothpicks
out of my face.
[ screams ]
[ elevator dings ]
- Hey, Schwoz.
Hiding behind the thing there?
- How did you know I was here?
- Hey, what's that?
A new weapon?
Want me to test it out?
- Yeah. Yeah, please.
- All right, let's see here.
- Wait, wait, wait.
What are you--
- Oops.
- Ow.
What the butt, Henry?
- Ah-ha. Aah. Aah.
- Hey, that's my laugh.
How did you know
that weapon fires backwards?
Did you go back in time?
And now you are
reliving this day?
- Maybe.
- Oh. You and Ray
fought the Time Jerker.
- We did.
[ alarm beeping ]
- So, how was it?
What happened?
How did you go back in--
- Hey, Char.
Congrats on getting into LIMP.
- It's not called "LIMP."
And I didn't get in.
Thanks for getting my hopes up.
- What do you mean?
I already lived this day.
I know you get in.
- No, I didn't.
Look at my application.
- That's a clear "no."
- I'll be back after I cry
in the bathroom for an hour.
Or five.
- I don't get it.
I know she got
into that program,
so how come she--
- Wait, Henry.
When you go back in time
and you change what you do,
you can change
the course of history.
- Oh.
Is that bad?
- Yeah, it's bad.
Come on, it's happened
in every time travel movie
ever made.
- Oh, man.
So, it's my fault that
Jasper's model got wrecked.
And it's my fault that Charlotte
didn't get into that program.
- Yeah.
When you change
one thing you do,
it can affect what happens
to everyone else around you.
It's the danger of time travel.
- Man.
How do you know all this?
- I read this book.
- Oh no.
So, now I got to go back in time
and relive this same day again.
- Yeah, yeah you must.
- But the first time
was horrible.
- Everything must happen
the exact same way it did
the first time.
[ alarm beeping ]
- Oh my god, Schwoz.
We're about to find
the secret location of the--
- The Time Jerker?
He's right on top
of the Swellview clock tower.
- How do you know that?
- Because I do.
- I think he do.
- Wait, Henry,
where are you going?
- To the clock tower
to set things straight.
- Set things str--
Did he set things crooked?
- A little bit.
- Meet me on the roof.
I'll start up the Man Copter.
- Well, wait,
I got to blow a bubble.
- Up the tube.
- Oh, my gumballs.
You pick up the rest of them.
Henry, wait for me!
Whoa.
- Are you okay?
- Ha.
I'll just set my time machine
to million years ago.
And now…
eat my trash, dinosaurs.
Whoohoo. [ laughs ]
- Well, hello, Time Jerker.
- Captain Man and Kid Danger.
I had a feeling you'd find--
- What was that?
- I'm in a hurry.
- But you didn't let me
do anything.
- Who cares?
I knocked out the Time Jerker.
- Yeah, so,
what am I supposed to do?
And what are you doing
with that thing?
- I'm going to use it
to fix all the stuff
I screwed up.
- Well, I'm in charge.
- Fine.
Why don't you pick a place
for us to have dinner?
- Okay.
I want Chinese food.
- Cool.
But, first, I got to go back
in time right now
so I can answer your call
in about seconds.
Aah!
[ alarm beeping ]
♪ Good morning to you. ♪
♪ Good morning to you. ♪
♪ Welcome to Wednesday, ♪
♪ your face looks like poo. ♪
- Thanks so much for that.
- Sure thing, kid.
- And now it's time for me
to have the worst day ever…
again.
- Huh?
What do you mean--
- This is for you, Charlotte.
Aah! They're back.
They're back.
Oh my god, they're back.
A cake.
Why is there a cake here?
Mm. Not bad.
- Got it.
You've been caked.
- Aw, you…
- Avocados are full of fat.
- The good fat.
- There is no good fat.
- Oliver,
that's Sidney's avocado.
Give it back to him.
- Fine, take it jerk.
- Ooh. Ooh.
[ grunting ]
It's worse the second time.
- Now, blast me.
- [ sighs ]
Ow.
What the butt, Schwoz?
- I did it.
[ screams ] I did it.
- What did you do?
- I got in.
- Yes, I did it.
- No, I did it.
- Yeah, sure.
Congrats, Char,
I'm really proud of you.
- Yay, me too.
I can't believe I got into
the Language, Information,
and Math Program.
- LIMP.
- It's not called "LIMP."
- No, I found out,
they do call it "LIMP."
- No way. [ laughs ]
- Eat my trash, dinosaurs.
Whoohoo. [ laughs ]
- Well, hello, Time Jerker.
- Captain Man and Kid Danger.
I had a feeling you'd find--
- Now let's go get
some Chinese food.
- That's exactly
what I was thinking.
[ music ]
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm…
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02x06 - The Time Jerker
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.