01x02 - There's No Place Like Outer Space

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* They call him
Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber *

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw.. *

Woo-woo-woo-woo!

* The most futuristic
shark you ever saw *

* He can walk,
and talk, and look *

* And look I'm even breathing *

* He's so sharp
the things he does are *

* Unbelieving *

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

* I'm the latest greatest
shark you ever saw.. *

Woo-woo-woo-woo!

* When his friends get in a jam,
they just call on this big ham *

* He's Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-
Jabber-Jabberjaw-Jabberjaw *

* The finniest, funniest,
shark you ever saw.. *

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

I don't get no respect!

* Jabberjaw
N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk n-yuk **

We have reached the planet
Earth, Commander Domax.

Excellent. Our invasion
is right on schedule.

Prepare to dive.

Dive!

The city of Hydrostan,
commander.

The people of our planet
will soon colonize all of Earth.

Beam in our
secret Earth contact.

Welcome, Commander Domax.

I have awaited your arrival.

You shall be repaid
for your loyalty.

Prepare for phase one
of invasion plan.

Attention, passengers.

Attention, passengers
on Aquabus four-oh-nine.

We will be arriving
in Hydrostan in five minutes.

Oh, I certainly hope so.

I'll have a flat head
when this trip is over.

And I'll have a flat lap.

I just heard a UFO was spotted
over Hydrostan last night.

Oh, wow! Neat!

Oh, I've never spotted a UFO.
I'll bet it's pretty.

Talk about luck.

Our next gig's at
a flying saucer convention.

It gives me a great idea
for a publicity stunt.

A publicity stunt?

Wowee-wow-wow-wow!
What is it?

Well, as soon as we arrive

we build ourselves
a phony spaceship.

That's great.

- Oh, that's dumb.
- Woo-woo-woo-woo!

Then we dress up
like space creatures.

- That's even greater.
- That's even dumber.

And when
the space convention opens

we land the ship
on the stage and pretend

to be a Martian invasion.

- What an entrance!
- That's super dumb, dum-dum.

I think it's super super.

You would, beady-head.
It's terrible.

It's gr-r-reat!

It's te-e-rrible!

Nyah-h-h.

There it is, g*ng.

UFO Space Exhibit and Fair.

We'll start on our costumes
as soon as we arrive.

Ooh!

Hey, how's this
for a space costume?

Do I look like a Martian?

You look more like a lighthouse.

There, our spacecraft
is finished.

Now we need two
volunteers to fly it.

Oh, volunteers?

Oh, well, what's wrong
with the two of us flying it?

- I'll go.
- Me too.

Perfect choice.

I can't think
of anyone I'd rather see

sent to outer space
than these two.

The astro-nut and the blob.

Tonight at 8:00, you'll
fly over the fairgrounds

and we'll be waiting below to
start Operation Publicity Stunt.

Tonight at 8:00, you'll send a
scout ship over the fairgrounds

to pick up the
Earth identification device.

which will admit you
to our city.

You have planned well.

Nothing can go wrong.

It's almost 8 o'clock.

Clamhead and Jabber should be
arriving any moment now.

Hah! Don't hold your breath.

This thing flies like a yo-yo.
Blow the port tanks.

Trim the stabilizers.
Flood the starboard tanks.

Level off the diving planes.

Nyah!
This is no job for a shark.

I feel like a trained seal.

Mantor to Earth contact.

Scout ship
is approaching your area.

I have you in view.

I will beam the Earth
identification device to you.

I think
we're gonna make it, Jab.

Wowee-wow! What's that?

I don't know.

- What's that?
- Abba-abba-abba! Wow-wow-wow!

A-a real space ship.

Earth contact to Mantor

the other craft has received the

Earth identification
device by mistake.

Capture it at any cost.

We will get it.

Abba-abba-abba!
The-they're coming after us.

Let 'em come.

I'll give 'em a left,
and I'll give 'em a right!

On second thought,
let's get outta here!

What's keeping
those bubbleheads?

We can't wait all night
for this dumb publicity stunt.

There they are!

Well, make up your minds,
will ya?

Jumping' jellyfish!

There's a real
spaceship up there.

A-and it's chasing
Clamhead and Jabber.

Or is it chasing it?
Or is it vice-versa?

Uh, versa-visa, vice, oh..

He-e-lp!

Abba-abba-abba!
W-we-we're gonna crash!

Nya-aa-a-ah!

Real space creatures.

Nyah, I like their costumes
better than ours.

Eee-yeow! Look out!

Will you clowns quit
fooling around and land?

Abba-abba-abba!
I'm-I'm trying! I'm trying!

Mantor to Earth contact.

It is impossible to capture
the Earthship here.

I am breaking off the pursuit.

Yay! The spaceship is leaving.

Oh! Oh, Jab and Clam
will be real heroes.

Your fin's crossed, Jabber.
We-we...we're going down!

Woo-woo-woo!

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!

Wowee-wow-wow-wow!
We made it!

Ladies and gentlemen!

Let me present a musical group
famous throughout the galaxy.

Those stars from outer space..

...The Neptunes!

Ohh! A shark!

- Oh! A great white!
- Shark!

Shark!

No... no respect!

There goes your dumb
publicity stunt, Biff.

What's going on here?

You wreck my fairgrounds
and drive the customers away.

I-i-it was only
a publicity stunt, sir.

Well, you won't need
any publicity now.

You're through.
Guards!

We can explain everythi-i-ng!

Nyah-ah-ahh!

Woo-woo-woo!
Woo-woo-woo!

Biff, chalk up one more gig
you've gotten us thrown out of.

Don't worry.
He'll hire us back.

After we prove what happened.

We'll go to the police
and tell them everything.

Come on.

And they chased us
right into the fairgrounds

trying to get
that-that box back.

Yeah!

Interesting,
but I need more proof.

- More proof?
- We'll get it! We'll get it!

Oh, back up,
blabber-jabber.

We'll find that
spaceship for you.

With old bloodhound Jabber
on the trail, it'll be a cinch.

Yeah, let me at 'em!
Let me at 'em!

Shn-yuk n-yuk nyuk!

I can't waste anymore
time with you kids.

Sergeant, show them out!

And see if that shark
has a pet license.

Pet license?
Ooh! No respect, nowhere.

Earth contact to Mantor.

I have recovered
the Earth identification device.

Excellent.

Now, those meddling Earthlings
are looking for us

but they won't find us.

If they are lucky.

The only way
to locate that spaceship

is to get back
in the fairgrounds

and check their computer records
of where it was sighted.

How do we get back in
after they tossed us out?

Don't strain your brain,
Clamhead.

I, as usual, have a superb idea.

I told you my idea would work.

Floor sweeper X9
reporting for duty.

Wait a minute... X9.

Proceed.

Oh! I can't even get
respect from a robot.

Woo-woo-woo-woo!

Computer exhibit room.
UFO sightings.



Come on, g*ng.

Here's the tape.

Oh, goodie. Let's play and find
out where the spaceship is.

The UFO sighted last night
passed over Hydrostan

on a compass heading
of 1-8-3 degrees.

A-a hundred and eighty three
degrees?

Oh, that's pretty hot, isn't it?

It means we're hot
on their trail.

Come on.

Wait till they meet up
with a great white shark!

Why, I'll.. N-yuk!

We're right on course.

Jumping jellyfish!

There it is!

Now all we have to do is capture
one of those space creeps

and we'll have our proof.

Terrific. What do we do?
Just walk in?

That's exactly what we'll do.

Right! N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

Huh?

And for the last attack..

Who are you?

We're from the planet Zarco.

Yeah, Zarco. N-yuk n-yuk.

You? Space creatures?

Right. And what's the big idea
invading Earth?

We were here first.

I see by your uniform
that you are a lowly drone.

What galaxy
of space creatures permits

its drones to do the talking?

Cool it, Shelly.

Yeah, cool it.

Ah, now listen, spacey.
N-yuk n-yuk.

We'll make you a deal, see.

We'll take the U.S.,
and you can have Siberia.

And we'll take Japan
and you can have Cat--

Silence!
I will join forces with you

if you can prove
you're space creatures.

Now you two did it.
We're really in trouble.

What special powers
do you possess?

We need a trick to impress 'em
or we're gonna be done for.

Oh, yeah.
Anybody got a deck of cards?

Well, I got us a bubble gum.

Woo-woo-woo-woo!
I'll show 'em a trick.

I'll show you
how we trap our enemies.

Now what's that
bubblehead up to?

Ta-dah!

Remarkable.

But can you do this?

That is how we trap our enemies.

Gee! What kind
of respect is this?

Seize them all.
They're Earth creatures.

Woo-woo-woo!

Quick, in the teleporter room!

- Phew! We're safe.
- You call this safe?

How are we gonna
get out of this ship?

Oh, well,
why don't we ask him?

Oh, boy! There's our proof.

If we can take him back with us.

What do you mean?
I have a plan.

Attention.

What are you doing here?

Domax's orders. You're going
along with us as an Earth spy.

Yeah, a spy.

Me? I don't look
like an Earthling.

You're right.

We'll have to fix your face
or they'll take you to the zoo.

Oh, yeah, we'll fix that!

N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

Shampoo, dry, and a rinse.

Eye shadow, fingernails,
lipstick, rouge.

Wig.

Wow-woo-woo-woo!

N-yuk n-yuk,
it's a whole new you!

Here we are
at the police station.

If you want some proof,
inspector, here it is.

See?

You kids are smarter
than I thought.

Now I will give you more proof.

Jumping jellyfish!

Oh! How did you do that?

He's one of those space creeps.

Abba-abba-abba! Let's put some
space between him and us.

That will hold you until
our invasion is completed.

Hah! You think these
measly bars will hold us?

Yeah, I'm a great white shark.

Hmm, perhaps you're right.

I'll send you
to outer space instead.

Oh, now you
really did it.

Well, you can't win 'em all.

The meddlers have been
dispatched to outer space.

All is clear for
taking over the Earth.

Excellent.

Don't worry. Jabber will
get us out of this somehow.

That big mouth?

Don't forget, that big mouth
has a beautiful set of teeth.

Show us the old
scissoroo, Jabber.

Yeah, the scissoroo.

I have to admit it,
you did okay.

I did?
Oh! N-yuk n-yuk.

Ugh!

We've gotta get
at the rocket's control.

What's wrong now?

I can't... turn it.

The controls are... locked.

Wowee-wow-wow-wow!

It's time for the old
Clamhead and Jabber

rudder-steering routine.

Yeah, the rudder. I'll steer
the ship to the right.

Then I'll steer it to the left.
Woo-woo-woo-woo!

Left to starboard,
right to port!

Point to starboard!

He-e-lp!

Oh, no! Jabber's falling out.

Hang on, Jab!

He-e-e-lp!

Woo-woo-woo-woo!

What we need is a parachute.

We got Jabber.
Pop the chute, Jab.

Going down.

Everybody, put on
your aqua helmets.

We're gonna hit the water.

Woo-woo-woo-woo!

Let the invasion begin.

We're safe at last.

That's what you think.
We landed on a flying saucer.

She's right. And it's headed
right for Hydrostan!

Wowee-wow-wow-wow!

- Yesh!
- Approaching target.

Ready force field rockets.

Wow-wow-wow!

Those weirdoes from outer space
are attacking Hydrostan.

Oh, we'll get to ride into town.

We're not going to let those
space creeps get away with this.

No way!

We'll show 'em.
Come on, everybody!

I'll give 'em a this,
and I'll give 'em a that.

Then I'll give 'em
a pow, and a wow!

It'll hit 'em high,
it'll hit 'em low!

Where did everybody go?

We'll get in through here.

Stay close, Jabber.

Ma-a-a-a!

We've got company.

* You've got
to believe in love *

* As something you do *

* Not something you say *

* You've got
to believe in love *

* As something you do *

* Not something you say *

* Actions speak louder
than words, my friend *

* Ooh ooh ooh ooh *

* Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh *

* Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh *

* When I see you,
really you're listening *

* To my problems *

* Oh yeah *

Yesh!

* Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh *

* Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Sweet love, sweet love *

* Yeah you've gotta
believe in love **

Those meddling
Earthlings are trapped.

Excellent.
Resume the attack.

You know your mission.
Ready for launch.

There's no use.
We're trapped.

We've gotta get out of here.

Maybe we can swim out.
We just sprung a leak.

No, we didn't. Look!

Wowee-wow-wow-wow!
It's Jabber to the rescue.

It's about time. You can never
find that 15-foot shark

when you need him.

Thanks, little buddy.

N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

Oh, no!

We're too late.

We'll think of something.
Won't you, Jabber?

Hey, how about the old the
Jabberoo-sling-a-shoteroo?

Do we have a choice?
Let's get moving.

Ready!

Fire!

Don't fire the force field.

Don't!

Wowee-wow!
Double wowee!

Jabber did it again.

I'm a champ!
I'm a champ!

N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

As you all know, the invaders
from space have been sent back

to their own planet
where they belong.

And it's all because of the
courage and quick thinking

of our musical heroes,
The Neptunes!

Yesh, yeah!

Okay, g*ng,
let's hit it!

Will you put your helmet on,
blubber-brain?

* I got the old record blues *

* No good *

Oh, that's our Jabber.