Milk & Serial (2024)

[bunniefuu]

Milk, my man.

I wanted to wish you a very happy

birthday.

You're my best friend.

I can't do what we do without you.

You're my partner in crime.

Eh, that sounded weird.

Love you, bro.

Best roommate as well.

I know you're gonna see this later,

but for now, let's see the setup.

This is Jason.

He's gonna be helping me out with the

event tonight.

We're in acting class together.

I know we've done a lot of crazy pranks on

this channel, but this is definitely going

to be the most insane prank we have ever

done on this channel.

I'm nervous.

I mean, how could you not be?

Jason and Milk have never met.

He is a complete stranger to Milk.

Why would I, Milk's best friend, invite some

complete stranger to his birthday party?

This thing right here is a quib.

We're gonna be putting this on Naomi.

For those of you who don't

know what a quib is... It's a squib.

Whatever.

A squib is basically in the movies when

they want to get, like, blood to...

pop out of the guy's chest.

Good look at that thing.

But this is just one piece of the puzzle.

What happened to that girl, Jessica?

I haven't seen her in a while.

The one he used to see.

She used to come over a couple times to

her place.

She was weird.

Why is she still original?

I think this is it.

That's the van.

How the f*ck do you know it's a van?

Well, he said it's a van.

That's exactly what they think it is.

Bro, this guy touched kids too?

Hey, it's for the prank, right?

Yeah, but where'd you find him?

In the black market.

What do you mean the black market?

I mean, what is the black market?

It's kinda like Craigslist.

This is crazy.

Shut the f*ck up.

Let's do this.

Come on, we're pros.

How are you doing?

Good.

How are you?

Seven.

Yeah.

Hi.

How are you doing?

To my friends.

Hi.

Hi.

How are you?

I'm good.

How are you?

Nice to meet you.

Yeah.

What are you filming this with?

Well, yeah, so we're part of... Let me

rephrase.

You can't film this.

Well, it's a YouTube channel.

We could change your voice and we could

blur your face.

Nope.

Nope.

Get the shot.

Whatever you do.

I had a client that wanted a real g*n that

looked like a toy g*n.

Shoots real b*ll*ts.

So, you know what I did?

I put one of these orange tips on it.

This is a 1911.

It's a .45 caliber.

I'll stop a grizzly bear.

This is what you're looking for here.

Pay attention.

So, you c*ck it back.

Now, once you c*ck it, the b*llet is still

in the chamber, right?

Even with the mag out.

Very important.

Well, guys, goodbye.

What?

Oh, Jesus!

Did you see the look on his face?

I always get the same questions.

I have to do it.

Are those real b*ll*ts?

Are they gonna get hurt?

Blanks!

Bangers!

These are the best in the world.

And I just proved that to you with my

life.

So, if you don't know where

this is going by now, then

you're just gonna have to

wait and see it all play out.

There he is!

Look who it is!

The birthday boy!

It's looking good, man.

It feels kind of weird decorating for my

own birthday.

Maybe when they come in, I'll jump up and

say surprise.

What?

I look good, don't I?

Yeah.

Practice the moves.

People showed up?

You actually came?

Hello!

Of course I did!

Hey!

What's your name?

Lara.

I'm seven.

This is Lara.

Okay, Lara.

Nice to meet you.

Lara.

Lara.

L-A-R.

Happy birthday, Marshall.

Thank you.

Milk.

Why milk?

People, my friends just call me milk.

He loves milk.

That's just whole milk.

What up?

Happy birthday, Mel!

What's up, brother?

Hey!

Oh, my dear.

This is the one you've been talking about.

Kermit's shot of tequila.

I'm good!

Oh!

I am in orbit.

I am really rolling down.

You're getting f*cked up.

Sweet like chocolate juice.

Sweet like chocolate juice.

Yay!

Woo!

Oh!

Ah!

Hey, where can I put this jacket?

Um... Hey, let me take it.

It's time.

Woo!

You didn't scare anybody at all.

Okay, so we're driving home.

Milk says he's gonna split the driving

with me.

He's asleep in the backseat in ten f*cking

minutes.

I told milk to play some good music and he

puts on Gravity by John Mayer.

Oh, yeah, and as

soon as he puts it on, he

goes, yeah, can you,

uh, lower that bit of time.

You've done a**l?

Ma'am.

Tightest thing of ever.

You put a finger down?

Yes, sir.

I thought you were g*y.

She's bi.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you swing both ways.

Okay, you're forgiven now.

Yes!

Hey!

New one.

Never have I ever k*lled an animal.

Oh, who's been hunting?

What?

What happened?

Sorry, I ran over a bunny.

Oh, come on.

It came out of nowhere and I was

speeding and I... What a little guy.

What about you?

Next question.

Yeah, what about you?

Oh, you dropped a finger, man.

You dropped a finger, what's that?

It wasn't a**l sex.

What did you do?

k*lled a cat.

What the... You k*lled a cat?

That's tough, dude.

Yeah.

What happened?

Uh... It's just...

Something you're not supposed to do,

you know?

Really f*cking weird.

Yeah, I was like seven years old.

What's next?

Oh.

Who's here?

Uh... It's just a friend.

Everybody's here.

Hey!

Hey, what's up?

Hey, yo, what's up?

This is, uh, Devon.

Oh, okay.

Devon.

Nice to meet you, man.

Milk.

Milk?

Yo.

People call me Mold.

I get it.

Yeah.

Drinks over there.

Yeah, cool.

Thanks.

Yeah, no problem, man.

Thanks for coming.

Well, why are you buying random people at

my birthday party?

I mean, I didn't see him as a random

person to me.

He's a random person.

Okay.

Look, I'm sorry.

Where did you meet him?

You know, the coffee shop.

We met at the coffee shop.

You met him at a coffee shop?

He's a nice guy.

Yeah, so what's up?

You won't be wrong for this guy.

Yeah, but like... You just...

Another very successful prank.

Thank you for making it all happen.

Yay!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Yeah!

There he is.

You got me.

Come on.

You got me.

Wasn't that awesome?

What the f*ck?

I can't believe we pulled it off.

Is that f... Was

it... Was it Blake's?

Dude, it was Blake's.

Don't even ask me how I got him.

I'm changed.

I'm a changed man.

I know.

So, Devin?

Jason in my acting class.

Jesus.

He's good.

You know he's the only one available.

I thought he was pretty good.

You know, that whole b*tches line.

It was improv.

Well, that's like... But

that was good, though.

Because that was actually the moment that

I started to not like him.

Because once he said that, I was like,

f*ck this guy.

Alright.

Well, hey.

Yeah, it worked.

f*ck.

Dude, is that the f*cking landlord?

Dwight.

f*ck, dude.

This is another f*cking prank.

I'm not... Are you kidding me?

I'm not gonna fall for that.

Dude, you think I'm doing two pranks on

you one night?

Yeah, dude.

I don't think I'm that much of a genius.

Who's at the door?

I mean, hopefully a stripper.

Dude, there's... I bet it's the f*cking

cops because... Who's at the door?

Who is it?

I just want to let you

know that I've got children

next door that have to be

at school in the morning.

Well, I'm sorry, sir.

Were we too loud?

I'm sorry.

We'll keep it down, sir.

Thank you.

How was that?

Fool me once.

Seriously.

I'm not gonna fall for it.

You guys... Well, we didn't

f*ck... We don't f*cking know him.

Yeah.

Who can start with that guy?

I don't know that... Was your grandpa

making a late-night story here or what?

Yeah.

Whatever.

You guys... Is that it?

Is that it?

Alright, school night.

It's been good more.

Nice to meet you guys.

Really?

Thank you.

I think you're pretty cool too.

I'm sorry I had to k*ll somebody.

Hey, see you later.

Shut up.

We're having a moment here.

Alright, guys.

We're going to bed, okay?

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

7-11?

Yeah.

How f*cking crazy was that?

You like that?

That was insane.

My heart stopped.

I thought you were dead.

I thought I had lost you.

Good!

Cause 7 was like, oh, his real name is

Jason.

Why did you make a fake name?

Cause I don't even know who Jason is.

So why would he even make up a fake name?

Where did you guys get the g*n?

That's a real g*n?

Yeah?

What the f*ck?

I think the next breaks should be on Link.

Oh, definitely.

It's run the cards.

So we met a guy off like the black web.

I don't know.

Yeah, it was f*cking 7's crazy.

To the guy's van.

Yeah.

The van was the creepiest f*cking part.

And then he f*cking k*lled himself.

It wasn't actually dead.

It was terrifying.

But it was f*cking.

Yeah.

Are you f*cking serious?

No being dead serious.

You missed.

You better pay for that.

Huh?

Shut the f*ck up.

That was fun.

That was fun.

Hey guys.

Is this me or is that f*cking creepy?

I'm not going to fall for it guys.

I appreciate the effort really.

For what?

Milk this isn't a prank.

We didn't f*cking

hire... Good job.

You looked really f*cking creepy right

now.

Now I'm just wondering.

What's wrong with you?

I'm done with it.

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

I'm done with the f*cking pranks.

Sir, I'm sorry.

We don't mean that.

I'm so sorry, he's just confused.

What makes you think you can talk to

people like that?

Dude, it's fine.

It's not fine.

It is fine, man.

Trust me.

Wake up.

Milk, wake up, dude.

I need you to wake up right now.

What the f*ck?

Why are you recording right now?

I need you to see what's downstairs.

What time is it?

It's early.

Oh my god.

Listen.

Hey, listen.

I need you to go see what's downstairs.

Why?

Because somebody is down there.

Hello?

Alright, we need to call the cops or

something.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's not called cops.

What do you mean not call the cops?

You're breaking an entering.

It's a crime.

But I, I just, I yelled at him

last night, so he's probably

just... What do you mean

you yelled at him last night?

Why were you yelling at him?

Whenever me and Link and Naomi went

to the 7-Eleven, I saw him and I thought...

Did you just yelled at him?

I saw, I thought it was part of your

prank, Seven.

What did I tell you?

I'm not doing any prank.

Well, when you're sh**ting people in the

f*cking living room.

That was a prank.

I said one night.

When you're sh**ting people

in the f*cking living room,

how am I supposed to

differentiate between the two?

You're supposed to take my word for it

when I say I'm not doing another prank.

I'm not doing another prank.

I'm just going to apologize to him.

You don't need to apologize.

Let's just call the cops.

No, no, no, no.

Let's not involve the f*cking law.

Be nice.

What?

What the f*ck?

It's deadbolted from the It's on the

inside.

It's probably in there.

Yeah.

Wait.

Just be careful.

We're coming in.

We're coming in.

He's not in there.

So where the f*ck is.

Guys, this is crazy.

There's some psycho roaming around our

apartment.

What?

Come on, dude.

It could be good for the video.

No, it's not.

Hi, I live on three-fourths.

Wanna talk?

Sir?

Sir, I'm sorry about yelling at you

yesterday.

There's... There's a girl in my head.

What?

I was never supposed to be a man.

They say that religion can't hurt anyone.

Here I am.

A 73-year-old man.

And sit alone in my dark room.

Her time has passed.

She's not going to get out.

She can't get out.

But I don't want to... I don't want to...

Hey.

Is he good?

Is he good?

It's okay.

It's okay.

What the f*ck?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

It's okay.

Listen, we're just gonna take you home,

okay?

No!

No!

No!

No!

I don't want to... I

don't want to go home.

Okay?

Okay?

Okay?

Okay?

Okay?

I can't go home.

I can't.

I'd rather die!

Shhh.

Shhh.

Shhh.

Shhh.

Shhhhh.

Shhh.

Schhh.

Whooh.

Milk?

What?

A guy broke into our house this morning.

This crazy f*cking guy.

He tried to sh**t himself in our f*cking

room.

And I got it on f*cking camera.

I'm a genius.

Hey.

What's up?

Are you recording?

Yeah.

Yeah, this is crazy.

Okay.

Turn it off.

What?

Turn it off.

Why?

Okay.

Is it off?

Yeah.

It's off?

Yeah.

Okay, I calmed him down.

Calm.

He said he's okay.

Okay.

And we have dinner at his place tonight.

Dinner?

What do you-no.

What are you talking about?

He's lonely.

And that's our responsibility.

Are you recording?

Yeah.

Suicide, dude.

Homicide.

I know, I know.

He's not, like, aggressive.

How do you know?

Are you guys BFFs?

No, you're not.

I talked to him for a little bit,

and he's actually a really nice guy.

He's just lonely.

We're just doing a service today.

Are you gonna film this?

Yeah, just in case.

For evidence.

Evidence?

I hear you.

I hear you.

No, dude.

You can't post this online.

What do you think is gonna happen?

I hear you.

So you won't film it.

Naomi, you will not believe what happened

this morning.

What's her deal?

Are you okay?

What's up?

I'm not okay.

What happened?

Lara broke up with me.

And she didn't over text.

She didn't even f*cking call me!

Naomi.

She was nothing special.

Did you call her?

She blocked me.

Hey.

We still... We're

still here for you.

Okay.

Maybe we should just give her a minute.

Easy.

That's $18.

Yeah, it's not that bad.

Bro, you're paying for it.

I need you to pay for it.

I told you I lost my wallet, remember?

I thought I saw it on the coffee table.

No, I already checked.

Oh, Naomi, slow down there, cowgirl.

Okay.

She's got an attitude.

What's the deal?

She just...

She's asking to be paying.

More book up in there.

Oh, for real?

Hey, man.

How's it going?

Thanks for coming.

Thanks for having us.

Come on in.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No cameras.

It's... It just brings it.

I just bring it everywhere I go.

Sorry for that, dude.

Okay.

I hate you.

I feel like I'm not gonna record this

sh*t.

Well, my dad's name was Steve.

His dad's name was Steve.

His dad's name was Steve.

I was the seventh, Steve, so I guess it's

stuck.

I don't know.

Maybe I'll call my kid eight.

I feel bad for 13.

Why?

Unlucky.

When I was seven, my dad gave me wine.

I didn't like the taste of it.

He said I'd... Eventually,

I'd grow to love it.

I asked him why wine tasted so bitter.

And he said, because half of the glass was

my mother's blood.

I mean, she... She was okay.

She was in the other room, hooked up to a

blood bag.

And she was alright with it.

And they say...

Religion doesn't hurt anybody.

That's what I associate with the number

seven.

God's gonna...

But I don't have to die alone.

One of you has to die with me.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey.

Only one of you has to die.

You pick.

You pick.

If you try and sh**t me, I'll sh**t you.

If you try and run away, I'll sh**t you

both.

Pick!

Milk?

Seven, sh**t him!

I shot him!

I shot him!

I shot him!

I f*cking shot him!

Seven!

Seven!

Seven!

Seven!

What?

Got ya.

I got you, bro!

I got you!

Look at your face!

I got you, bro!

Wait, wait, wait.

Yeah, dude.

It's fake.

So the... Frank Bros!

The suicide?

The suicide attempt?

All fake.

All fake.

All fake.

He's an actor.

Greg, you can get up.

Dude, what the hell?

You drugged me?

Okay, okay.

That was the questionable part.

Yeah.

But dude, come on!

Come on!

Break Bros!

Worth it!

This is f*cking awesome!

This is gonna go viral!

Why?!

Yes, dude!

Why?!

Yes, an actor!

Greg, you can get up.

Yeah, he's good.

Dude, you're gonna be famous.

That was k*ller!

And the blood?

Greg, come on.

He's hitting me right now.

Greg.

Man, this guy's still playing.

He's a method actor.

Greg, come on.

Get up there.

What?

What the f*ck?

I'm... I'm... What the...

You did it.

You didn't.

What the f*ck, dude?

What?

What?

No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, yeah.

You got me.

No, no.

He's... You think you

can do this to me, Mil?

Check his post.

Whoa.

That guy's not breathing.

I know.

That guy's not breathing.

He's breathing.

How the f*ck did that happen?

Because I... He's dead?

I don't know.

I used your f*cking blanks.

I used your sh*t, man.

You used my blanks?

Yes.

What do you think the guy was shady?

God, I knew that guy was shady.

Who?

Who?

f*ck the guy I bought them from.

Who did you f*cking buy it from?

I bought him from a shady guy in the black

market or something.

f*ck!

He's a shady guy.

Why would you do that?!

Why wouldn't you just buy him from a

f*cking g*n store?

Cuz it's from the prank!

It's a g*n store.

They're blanks!

Licensed man!

The s are ill*gal in California.

You can't buy them.

f*ck!

Well congratulations man, you're a f*cking

m*rder*r.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't say that out loud.

You f*cking... Don't say that!

This is your fault, man.

This is your prank, no!

No, this is you.

I just reused your prank.

I just reused your sh*t.

I just put a creepy element on it,

man.

Let's see the setup.

How do I start this?

Seven's gone, and...

So I have a little bit of

time to talk about everything

that's going on and

everything that I plan on doing.

I have been up for the past three days.

Trying to come up with a plan.

And let me tell you...

This has been no easy feat.

But I think I finally figured it out.

Whatever headshot you want, I will upload.

Excuse me, sir.

I'll keep working.

Excuse me, sir.

Can I help you?

Maybe.

You said you're... are you an actor?

Yeah.

Why?

These pranks are crazy.

Yeah, man.

Yeah.

You have a crazy following, too.

Almost got a million views.

That one.

We made seven think he was blind.

What do you think, Frank?

Should I do it?

Yeah, I mean...

You've been on the couch for the past

three months.

Oh, come on.

Have a little respect for your old man.

I have a lot of questions for you.

I don't have... You... You... Do you

have like an Instagram or something?

Yeah.

I do.

Cool.

Everybody have a... Okay.

Hey, guys.

Just a little update.

I had to leave the party for a second,

cause...

Did something.

Told myself I wasn't gonna do this stuff

anymore, but...

Here I go.

I took Laura's jacket.

I know.

I know.

Milk, how are you ever gonna change if you

keep...

Milk, how are you gonna

ever stop your patterns

if you just keep doing

the same weird stuff?

What do you mean you don't like it?

What do you mean you don't like it?

No.

No.

No.

Public bathroom,

so... Hey, Milk!

Hey, Milk!

How you been?

No!

I'm back.

Dude, this is your party, man.

Join us.

Bring your hand.

Get over here.

We're planning to

have a... Yeah, cool.

Thanks.

Yeah, no problem, man.

Thanks for coming.

Guys, I do not like randos, okay?

I got Greg coming any f*cking second now,

and this Devin guy can f*ck it all up.

How's it going?

What's the problem?

Over the party downstairs.

Well, I was just wondering why you invited

that guy.

Oh my god, dude.

This f*cking prank that Seven just pulled

on me just made my plan so much easier.

He just used a c**t with planks in it.

I know exactly what I need to put on this

c**t.

There he is.

You got me.

Shut up.

We're having a moment here.

What's wrong with you?

I'm done with the f*cking prank.

Sir, I'm sorry.

Dude, it's fine.

It's not fine.

It is fine, man.

Trust me.

Trust me.

You're drunk.

It's a prank.

It's a prank.

It's not a prank.

I've already talked to Seven.

No, because it is a prank, dude.

It's not a prank.

It's my prank.

Okay.

No way.

Yeah, dude.

He's an actor.

His name is Greg.

I hired him.

I'm paying him.

It's for Seven.

No way.

I wasn't gonna tell you.

Link's a good guy.

Yeah.

He's safe.

Naomi too.

She's good.

I love my friends.

I would never hurt my friends.

That does count for something.

I have morals.

I'm a good person.

I have limits.

That matters.

But...

I kept Laura's jacket.

I know.

Last one, guys.

I promise.

Hello?

Hey, Laura.

It's milk.

I know.

Weird.

I'm sorry.

I'm here with Naomi.

You left your jacket at our place tonight.

Can I come get it tomorrow?

We can bring it to you tonight.

We're bar hopping.

So, it's fine.

No.

It's not a big deal.

I can get it tomorrow after my shift.

Okay.

Well, that sounds easy.

Hey, listen, Laura.

Naomi just told me we are literally in

your area.

So, I mean, it would be very silly of us,

honestly, to not bring it to you tonight.

Okay, then.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Wait, wait.

Hey, Laura.

One more thing.

Wait, wait, wait.

Milk.

You're drunk.

So, left or right?

Okay, well.

You shouldn't even be driving.

Hey, Laura.

Which street is it again?

Because, like, Naomi can't remember.

Are you serious?

I'll just text you the address.

She's sending me the address.

I can't believe she just bought that.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are en route.

Here we go.

Here.

Hopefully, I can get her to the car

somehow.

Hey.

Hey, Laura.

How you doing?

Good.

Got your jacket.

Okay.

Um, where's Naomi?

She's in the car.

She was just...

What the f*ck?

Why?

She was just like, hurry up.

I don't know.

She's always mad at me.

For no f*cking reason.

Okay.

I'm gonna talk to her.

Alright.

Naomi, get out of me.

Naomi.

This is actually Jessica's ear.

There you go.

You can kind of see it.

Move my foot.

This is my beating brick.

Beat people with this brick.

Beat people.

Oh my gosh.

Look what this person just texted you.

Made you look.

Yes.

Alright.

You know Naomi really liked you.

I can tell.

Well Jesus, Laura.

Gotta break up with her over text.

Low blow.

You okay?

Did you have fun at the party?

I did.

What do you mean you don't like it?

What do you mean you don't like it?

This is my happy mask.

It's clear.

So you still see me.

But it just.

It's like a different version of me.

You know.

Highlights my eyebrows.

Cause you can't really see my eyebrows.

But you can still see my eyes.

Is this a prank?

No.

No.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

No.

This is not a prank.

Life's unfair.

You're unlucky.

Dude, I need you to go see what's

downstairs.

Why?

Cause somebody is down there.

You okay?

You ever thought about like reaching out

to somebody or?

That sh*t was awesome, bro.

That sh*t was so good.

The sh*t about the religion.

And like the girl trapped inside of you.

Where the f*ck?

Where did that even come from?

I did a little research.

What's up?

Are you recording?

Yeah.

Gonna take that mag out.

First you gotta get rid of the blinks that

are in there.

And then if you come down here.

Something a little special.

Gotta replace the blanks with the real

b*ll*ts.

Once you're locked and loaded.

b*ll*ts in the chamber.

What do you think I should do?

Should I just...

End it?

Hm?

Ah, God.

That is freaking scary.

I don't even want to put my finger on the

trigger.

It's loaded.

You dare me?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

That was so f*cking close.

I almost did it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I thought about it.

No.

I'm just kidding.

Go to the desert and...

I'm not gonna drug you.

Well that... Well... No.

I'm not gonna drug anyone.

Okay.

Well that is part of the prank.

And... Well, I don't care.

Figure something else out.

You can't drug someone for a prank.

I quit.

No.

I quit.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Please, you can't quit halfway through.

We have done way worse stuff to each other

in the past in this prank show.

Whenever we started it,

we made like a trust that

we could do these

crazy things to each other.

He knows.

He's used to this sh*t.

Enough.

No, listen, listen, listen.

I will drug him.

It has nothing to do with you.

I will bring the wine.

I will supply everything.

It has nothing to do with... It's...

Drugging isn't even the right word.

Okay?

I shouldn't be... I'm making

it sound worse than it even is.

It's medicine.

It's like sleeping medicine.

Please.

This conversation never happened.

No, it didn't.

So... You'll do it.

Do what?

Okay.

No cameras at the dinner.

Alright.

Get out!

You annoy me.

Where's my wallet?

Where's my wallet?

Did you check your pants pockets?

Have you checked your pants pockets?

They're not in my pants pockets.

I don't leave my sh*t in my pants pockets.

It's called gaslighting.

It's like when you prank somebody.

But they think it's their fault.

But yeah, that's what I'm doing.

I need you to pay for it.

I told you.

I lost my wallet, remember?

Oh yeah.

I thought I saw it on the coffee table.

God damn it, Milk.

I told you no camera!

Sorry.

All we got is a tarp.

What do you want to do?

I don't know, Milk.

What do you want to do?

I say we put them in the tarp and we bury

them here and we leave them.

We got to leave them here.

Okay.

How do you want to do that?

We get the shovels.

We dig a hole as deep as we can.

What shovels?

You got a shovel?

No.

We should go.

We should go.

We should go.

We put his body on the tarp.

We put him in the trunk.

We take him with us.

We go get some shovels.

Take him with us?

And then we come back.

Can he let us into town?

What did you want to f*cking do,

Seven?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I've never f*cking k*lled a guy in the

desert!

So I don't f*cking know!

Sorry!

Look, we can't leave him here,

okay?

If someone finds him, we're going to go to

jail.

We're going to go straight to f*cking

jail.

Is that what you want to do?

You want to go straight to f*cking jail?

No, I don't want to go to f*cking jail!

I don't want to go to f*cking jail,

Seven!

This is going to come down on us!

I don't want to go to jail.

I just don't want to go to jail.

Exactly!

I just want to go back, live my life,

and do my thing.

There's a way we can do that.

There's a way we get out of this.

I f*cking swear there is.

There's a f*cking way.

We take his body...

Alright, we'll take his f*cking body.

And we bury him, okay?

We get the f*cking shovels, and we bury

him, and we leave him here.

And we forget about it.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright, alright, alright, let's do it.

Milk, what do I get?

Just get two shovels, a Boston Digger,

see if they have a pickaxe.

For the body?

No, no, it just breaks up the ground.

Yeah, okay.

Hey Milk, it's starting to smell in here.

This was not part of the f*cking plan.

This was not part of the f*cking plan.

How did I forget the f*cking shovels?

f*ck!

I don't want to get arrested in a f*cking

Home Depot parking lot.

Oh f*ck, look who just happens to be over

there.

f*cking cop.

There's a cop parked right over there.

What is he doing?

Oh Jesus Christ, why the f*ck is he

walking over here?

Why the f*ck is he walking over here?

What the f*ck?

Why the f*ck is he walking over here?

Jesus f*cking Christ.

Oh my God, he's right f*cking there.

He's right f*cking there.

Keep the door closed.

How are you doing, officer?

The Home Depot?

You're in a handicapped spot with no

permit to park.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Yeah.

I can move.

We can move right away.

You know, I could write you a citation for

this.

I know, sir.

I'm sorry.

That won't be necessary.

We can move.

Yeah, you can move, but I should still

cite you.

Okay, well, my friend's

in there right now, and

we're going to be out

of here really quickly.

I'm going to have to write you out.

Yes, sir.

I'll be right back.

Yes, sir.

Hang tight, all right?

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

Not right now.

Not right now.

No, no, no.

Seven.

Go back.

Go back.

Go back.

Oh, thank God.

f*ck!

You okay?

Whoa!

Yes, sir.

You just scared me.

You seem on edge.

We're just in a hurry.

We're just in a hurry.

Here you go.

Thank you, sir.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Are we okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Yes, we're fine.

You're freaking me out.

You left your f*cking phone in the car,

by the way.

Why there's things in the trunk?

There's a f*cking cop

over here, because we

parked in a f*cking

handicap parking spot.

He's parked in a f*cking handicap parking

lot.

He's f*cked up, bro.

It's got to be subtle.

If it's too visible, they'll just be like,

didn't you change out my pillow?

It's got to be a gradual, slow thing.

Milk, you're so mean.

You know what, though?

Seven's not that good of a person.

But, Milk, Seven's our favorite.

I know.

Seven's everybody's favorite.

But, look how easy it was to turn him into

a k*ller.

You know he locked me out of the channel.

I don't even have the password to our own

channel.

He said, my ideas aren't creative.

How am I not creative?

It's supposed to be a partnership.

I'm a little sad over there.

Do you want eggs or not?

How was the prank, my guy?

I can't wait to see it all in it again.

It was good, man.

It was good.

Yeah, he's pretty shaken up.

What prank?

What can I tell her?

Please, come on.

Yeah.

You know the guy at the party?

The creepy guy, yeah.

That was all Milk's plan.

It's his prank.

What?

For real?

Yeah.

Yeah, we used the squib and we shot and

ended with a bang and everything.

It was pretty cool.

Hey dude, where's Seven?

He's upstairs.

Let's go.

How does it feel to be a part of the best

prank ever?

Hey.

Dude, why is it so dark in here?

What, are you like a f*cking vampire?

What up?

I'm just here to check on you,

dude.

What does it feel like to be part of the

best prank we've ever done?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh... Dude, are you alright?

I'm good.

I'm good.

I told Link and Naomi about the f*cking

prank!

Yeah, bro.

Why not?

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

Are you f*cking with me right now?

f*ck you.

Are you f*cking with me right now,

Milk?

f*ck you.

f*ck you!

I quit this channel.

Dude, no!

I quit!

Hey, guys.

I'm back in my spot.

I just come here sometimes when I'm

like...

bored or like scared or sad or lonely.

Got a surprise for you!

Check it out!

There she is!

There she is!

Kept her alive!

That's the surprise.

She's still alive.

Might as well be dead, though.

No food or water for what?

Like two days?

I'll finish it.

What's up?

What's up to my subscribers?

It's just gone viral!

No, it's okay.

She's gone.

She's gone.

That's it.

Alright.

Thanks for tuning in.

Thanks for subscribing.

Thanks for being a fan.

I'm just kidding, guys.

What's up, guys?

This is how you really f*ck with somebody.

Yo, 7, I'm home.

We need to talk.

Dude, he's gonna be so confused.

Hold on.

This is hilarious.

It's gonna text me any second now.

And he's gonna be like, where'd you go?

Oh, sh*t.

He's calling.

Yo, what's up?

Hey, where'd you go?

What?

Where'd you go?

You said you needed me.

I'm downstairs.

I'm at the store.

I'm checking out.

No, you're not.

What?

You were just here.

Dude, I've been gone for like 45 minutes,

dude.

I'll be back soon.

We can talk then.

What?

f*ck!

f*ck!

You were just here.

You were just talking to me.

Bro, I haven't been home.

What are you talking about?

Holy damn it!

What the f*ck?

He is thinking he's hearing things.

Bro, he is f*cked up.

This is working.

And now I can't go home for like...

20 minutes.

I swear.

Dude, it's... I got

a text from Greg.

And it said like, I know I'm dead.

But I can still see you.

It was right f*cking here.

What are you talking about?

It was right here!

It f*cking rang!

The f*cking rang!

Okay, so where is it?

I don't know!

Milk.

I think you're paranoid.

Milk?

He's alive!

There's no way he's alive!

Don't f*ck with me, okay, Milk?

We checked his pulse and we buried him!

Don't f*cking tell me I'm paranoid.

I'm not.

I know what I saw.

I know what happened.

There was a f*cking text right there!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

f*ck!

f*ck!

It's not true.

It's not true.

It's not true.

Just get out of your f*cking heart!

f*ck!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Yo!

Seven!

Someone's at the door, man!

Hey!

Yo!

Get the f*cking camera out of my face!

Sorry, man.

What the f*ck happened to your face?

Anyways, uh, can you guys talk?

Yeah.

Alright.

Cool.

Alright, when you have a second,

hot next door.

Cool.

I've called my dad like 20 times.

And... It rings.

It stops halfway through.

Like, he's declined my calls.

I'm all that he's got, so I'm a little

worried about him.

He just... Dropped

us off and then left.

I mean... Wait, what?

Really?

Did he say where he was going?

Uh, yeah.

I mean, no, he didn't say where he was

going.

But he was... He seemed pretty

excited about wherever it was, right?

He went to Vegas.

Really?

I mean, yeah.

He does that all the time.

I mean, he always loses it.

Mystery solved.

Are you okay?

You okay?

Yeah, he's fine.

Yeah, he's fine.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm good.

He'll probably be back soon, man.

Yeah, I mean, he's a little older.

I, you know, I just

didn't... Sorry, guys.

Sorry.

No, sorry.

We weren't much help.

I know that you probably hate me right

now, but we're in this together.

And if you think that I'm not scared,

then you're wrong.

You seem to be handling it pretty well.

Well, then maybe you should be handling

this a little bit better because if you

want to quit the channel and you want to

stop doing everything that we've worked

for, then fine, but you need to know the

stakes that are here.

Okay?

We could go to f*cking jail and we could go

to jail for the rest of our f*cking lives.

I think we should figure out Frank.

No.

No, I'm not gonna k*ll anybody else.

I'm okay.

No, I agree.

I'm not k*lling anybody else.

I'm not saying we have to k*ll him.

What are you saying, huh?

I think we should text Frank.

As Greg.

And... You're

f*cking psycho, man.

I'm just trying to figure this out.

You're psychotic.

I'm not.

I'm not.

We text Frank as Greg.

We turn the phone off, we bury it,

and then this is over.

Fine.

f*ck you.

Hey Frank.

Went to Vegas.

For a bit.

Be back soon.

That's good.

So he's missing... He goes

missing in Vegas, okay?

People go missing in Vegas, I'm pretty

sure.

He's old.

I won't let you go to jail.

I promise.

Thanks.

Say it back.

I won't let you go to jail.

Okay, good, Barry.

The phone in the desert.

Who's that?

It better be Link or Naomi.

It's Frank.

f*cking Frank!

Okay, well... Answer.

And say what?

Just play it cool, bro.

I don't think I can play it cool.

Well, f*cking answer.

Don't just f*ck... If you

don't, f*cking answer.

I don't wanna go to prison.

We're not.

I don't wanna go to f*cking prison.

We're good.

Just please, answer.

Play it cool.

I'm shaking.

Okay.

Here we go, okay.

Hey, yo.

Hey.

Okay, so I went looking for my dad's phone

through Find My Phone.

I looked all through my apartment.

And, you know, thinking that he may have

forgotten it the entire time.

But then he texts me.

So he has his phone.

Am I part of your f*cking prank?

No, he was here.

Wait.

He's here?

No, he was here.

He was here.

Yeah, he was here.

So why didn't you tell me?

Well...

He told us not to tell you because he said

you were worried.

What the f*ck, dad?

And he said he was going to the store.

He was gonna grab a few things.

He might be back later.

Okay, okay.

So why was he here?

He just wanted payment for the prank.

Yeah.

In cash.

Jesus f*cking Christ.

Okay, we gotta k*ll Frank.

We gotta k*ll him.

Jeffrey Dahmer.

Harold Shipman.

Ted Bundy.

These guys are known as the greatest

serial K*llers of all time.

And although I pay my respect to them,

what I'm about to do will make me go down

in history as the greatest and most

creative serial k*ller that's ever lived.

We just got kicked out of the house about

30 minutes ago.

That was crazy.

Seven quit the channel.

Milk and Seven got into a heated debate.

But me and Naomi are

gonna dig up some details

on this and figure out

what the hell happened.

But you gotta get him to the restroom.

The restroom.

Why?

I don't know, because if he's in the

restroom, then it's easier to clean up.

That area.

I'm gonna vomit.

Look, I've never done this sh*t before,

okay?

I'm trying to figure this sh*t out like

you.

How do I get him into the bathroom?

Um, say that you gotta use the restroom.

Does he follow me in there?

Uh, say, um... Can we

talk in a more private area?

What if he says the bedroom?

Dude, I don't f*cking know, okay?

He's a big guy.

Distract him.

I don't want him to see me coming.

Okay.

I'll try.

Just really f*cking scared.

And then I'll stab him, okay?

And then I think-I thought you were gonna

sh**t him.

No, dude.

We have to-we have to stab him.

We can't sh**t him.

It's too loud.

You're gonna-how are you gonna-how are

you gonna stab him?

You-no, you can't stab him.

I am gonna stab him, seven, because I

don't wanna go to f*cking jail!

Are you gonna know when to come in?

Do you still have those camera glasses

from the spy prank?

Still upset about Lara?

Yep.

Live casting.

Just in case.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, what the f*ck?

What?

Don't put it in your f*cking pants like

that!

Where else am I supposed to put it?

Don't just-I don't know, it's a fully

loaded g*n, dude.

Sorry, sorry.

Just-Like, put it in your pocket or

something.

I'm putting it-No, no, no, you're gonna

sh**t your d*ck off!

Okay, seven.

Use everything to your advantage,

alright?

Just-Whatever happens, just roll with it.

I'm so excited.

I'm kinda nervous.

Dude, seven is freaking out right now.

He is going to be so depressed.

Hey!

Those are spy glasses.

What?

Those are f*cking spy glasses.

One hundred percent.

No, they're not.

No.

Yes, they are.

I see the camera.

Hi, Milk.

Hi, Internet.

Come on in.

You know, I thought this was a prank.

I wasn't sure, but now I get it.

Don't ruin it.

That could work.

These f*cking pranks are so f*cking

annoying.

Okay?

You have me worried.

It's not f*cking funny.

Look, we-We didn't mean-We were just

trying to scare you.

That's-That's all.

You did f*cking scare me!

Where the f*ck is my dad?

Frank, Frank-Where the f*ck is my dad?

Frank, just chill the f*ck out.

These pranks are not f*cking funny!

Dude, he's-He's in the-The f*cking

bathroom.

Seriously, he's in the f*cking bathroom?

They're f*cking show me where he is.

Okay.

Right f*cking now.

I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

Jesus.

Oh, that's my cue.

Okay.

Open the f*cking curtain.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look, look.

Here it is.

Okay.

Just chill out for-Over the f*cking

curtain!

Let's finish the prank.

I mean, if we don't-f*ck THE PRANK!

Oh my god!

No, no, man!

Just chill out here.

What the f*ck are you doing?

Alright, Craig.

The prank's over.

The prank's over.

Alright, alright, alright.

Okay.

f*ck.

Call the f*cking cops.

No!

AHHHH!

SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

f*ck!

Shut up seven!

SHUT UP!

f*ck!

f*ck!

You're being loud!

You're being loud!

You're being loud!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Kyle, stop!

Milk?

Hey guys, we gotta figure out what

happened in that prank.

Do you think they're already editing the

videos?

DSD cards.

Milk normally keeps his camera bag right

here.

Uh, I don't know.

There's a camera bag in here.

No, that's his old camera bag.

The SD cards are...

You never know.

What?

Peeps.

What is that thing?

What is this?

More like he keeps his porn in there.

I don't think we should be touching this,

especially if he's not here.

What if this has something to do with the

fight though?

That box looks sketchy as f*ck.

Don't open it.

What the f*ck?

What the f*ck?

What?

Wasn't Rick in Denver's?

That can't be.

Who are these people?

Hayley?

What the f*ck is this sh*t?

Julie?

It's probably just another setup for a

prank.

What else is in there?

The key.

An address.

sh*t.

sh*t, that's it.

Come on.

They're trying.

I'm taking it.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

sh*t.

Get the f*ck out of here.

Let's go, let's go.

No.

Oh.

What's up, guys?

What are you doing here?

Uh... Link left his

jacket in son's room.

Got it.

Cool.

I was just hanging along.

Cool.

What's with the trash bags?

Um... The neighbor has a dog.

So me and Seven are just...

We weren't planning on staying long.

Cool.

Yeah, because we got stuff.

We're doing stuff.

Yeah.

I just ran into Link and Naomi.

And they saw me with these trash bags.

Honestly, I do not think I handled that

situation well.

The tarp.

Got the mop.

Yeah, he's in bad shape.

Yo.

Seven, come on.

Help me out.

This guy's heavy.

We gotta f*cking move.

We gotta get him on the tarp.

Come on!

Just turn me in.

Just turn me in.

Milk.

Now is not the time for this sh*t,

bro.

Just f*cking turn me in.

Do you... Do you

see this f*cking sh*t?

We gotta f*cking clean this, dude!

You're gonna make me do this by myself?

Come on!

You can turn me in.

No, I can't turn you in because then I'm

gonna go to f*cking jail.

You can f*cking k*ll me.

Just f*cking k*ll me, milk.

Just turn me in and f*cking k*ll me.

Cause I'm f*cking dead.

I'm f*cking dead.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm f*cking sorry.

I'm f*cking sorry.

God damn it, Seven.

He's f*cking heavy, dude.

God damn.

He's getting right where he wants us to

land.

We know this is a prank.

That's gonna be like

around this... There it is!

...for 45 minutes.

Where did you bring this?

God damn it.

What makes this the greatest k*ll in the

history of serial art?

If you haven't figured it out by now,

you're not going to.

What better way to k*ll someone than to

not k*ll someone, but rather put all the

pieces together to make someone k*ll

themself.

Seven was actually supposed to be my sixth

k*ll, but then I k*lled Laura.

So...

Seven is my seventh k*ll.

I didn't even think about that.

And the f*ck is about to be gone.

Like he is on his way out.

I'm gonna go up to his corpse.

And I'm gonna say, How's that for being

creative?

What do you mean you don't like it?

What do you mean you don't like it?

I'm gonna go help.