01x16 - I Won't Leave You Alone

[bunniefuu]

[lighthearted music playing]

[boy 1] Wake up.

You're not good enough
to be sleeping in the middle of class.

Yeah. Thanks. I know.

I don’t think we’ve ever met, actually.

I know everyone here,

but you’ve managed to fly
under my radar this whole semester.

Yeah, I know.
I'm busy trying to not flunk.

I came here to make cakes, not friends.

-[boy 2 wheezes]
-You know you can do both, right?

No, I can’t.

If I could do both,
I wouldn’t be making stuff like this.

I don’t know how I boiled it
and burned it at the same time.

There’s so many numbers
you have to remember.

I hate measuring!
I thought I liked making food for people!

I knew baking was different from cooking,
but I didn’t know baking was this hard!

Baking is easy.
It’s just following instructions.

Even babies can follow instructions.

You better figure it out
before finals next week.

Let’s get to know each other.
I can help you learn to bake.

Finals are 60% of your grade.
You can still pass if you ace 'em.

I’m the best baker at this school.

That’s how I got the title
"Cooking Prince" this year.

Uh, why aren’t you "Baking Prince"?

I… uh…

I don’t know.

[birds chirping]

Where did all the tears go?

[psychedelic music playing]

[chiming]

[chiming]

[burbling]

[Warlock G] What the ****?

Who the…

[chimes]

[Warlock W] Grab him.

-[creaking]
-[clinks]

Oh. Oh!

You!

Yeah, you feel familiar.

We've grabbed you before.

Um… [clicks tongue] …I don't believe so.

I'm pretty sure I'd remember you three.

[Warlock G gasps] My ring.

I lost that when
I first started working here.

When that guy died.

Yeah. Yeah, that's right!

[Warlock W] You were there when we got
close to catching this guy last time.

And now you show up again with this.
It’s obvious you wanna help us.

I really don't.

[whispering] Take us to this guy.

[distorted] Now.

[whooshing]

Well? Are you gonna help?

There's no more holes.

-What? Yes, there are.
-I'll supervise.

Take us to the guy
whose name I forgot. Now.

[clinking, creaking]

[mystical tones chiming]

[chimes]

Well, what's your name? I told you mine.

Ow.

[Cooking Prince] "Ow" isn't a name, is it?

No, it's definitely not.
What is wrong with your head?

-Let me see.
-Does it look bad?

Hmm. I think so.

You've also just got
a weirdly shaped head in general.

It's like a big brown melon.

All right. [sighs]
That's it. I'm going home. I quit.

Oh no. What? [splutters]

Is it because
I said you have a weird head?

No. I quit 'cause my head hurts,

and I'm tired of embarrassing myself
in front of all these strangers.

There's no way I can learn
everything I need before finals.

So, do you not have any friends?

Yeah, I have friends at home,
which is where I'm going. Now.

Wait. I still don't… What's your name?

Oh, you picked the worst dorm to live in.

Do you not like to research things
and make informed decisions?

It's small in here.

You also don't know
how to organize things.

Wow, so many socks.

[chuckles] With holes.

Do you have really calloused feet
or maybe long toenails?

Uh, the next Smoking Mouse Train
back to the island, please.

Oh, I left my wallet at home. Do you mind?

I'm nit… I'm not getting you a ticket
to follow me home.

Hmm. One ticket to wherever my friend
who won’t tell me his name

got his ticket to, please.

[Deckard] I thought
you didn't have your wallet.

I don't. This is a coin purse.
Paying with coins is so embarrassing.

Look at me, embarrassing myself for you.

Appreciate it.

[gasps] Ooh.

[burbling]

I hate water. I hate this. It's so boring!

Okay, I'm full. Let's go back to the ship.

-[energy pulsing]
-[atmospheric music playing]

[beeping, chiming]

I haven't been in here forever.
Been avoiding it.

[in gibberish] No, that goes here.

[in English] Oh yeah. That's right.

[sarcastically] Thanks.

[in gibberish] There’s more stuff
in the basement back home.

Let’s go grab that too.

[huffs]

[in English] Okay, I guess.
What's it doing there?

[in gibberish] WHAT'S IT ALL DOING
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN?!

[grumbling in English] Mmm…

[crickets chirping]

-[typing]
-[phone sneezes]

[typing]

[sips]

[notifications sneezing]

[typing]

[Cardamon] It looks cleaner here.

That's good.

-[soft piano music playing]
-[star whistling]

[whispering] A sh**ting star.

I wish I wasn't a landlord anymore.

I wish my mom was awake.

I wish all the adults will start
acting like how they're supposed to.

[star whooshes]

[crashing]

Um…

[in gibberish] Here, pick this up.

Let’s get it back on the ship.

[in English] So bossy!

[in gibberish] Do what I say!

[blasting]

Or I’ll transport us
with my transport g*n into a turd.

[blasting]

[whooshing]

[in English] What's that?

-[low rumbling]
-[moody music playing]

[blasting]

Is that…?

Moully!

[blasting]

PuppyCat! We have to help Moully!

PuppyCat!

[in gibberish] I want the chair… here.

[crashes]

CAREFUL WITH MY CHAIR!

[in English] You need to get
your priorities in order!

[footsteps receding]

[in gibberish] I DO have priorities.

ME.

[energy buzzes]

And my ship.

I think… this one… syncs it to the ship?

[sizzling]

[beeps, powers down]

Uh…

Maybe this cord?

[powering up]

[chiming]

[zaps]

[in English] Oh, good. We're almost there.

[booming]

[shouting] Moully! Moully!

Can you hear me?!
What are you doing with those?

[whooshing]

[shouts]

[pings]

[grunting]

What is that?

[Deckard] Bee!

Oh! Deckard!

You're back! How was cooking school?

Oh, are you gonna tell her
you're flunking?

[Deckard] Hmm?

[beeping]

[chimes]

[beeping]

-[wind howling]
-[rumbling]

Wha…?

[in gibberish] HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

[smacking]

[crying, in English] This is
all my fault, I think.

I made my wish, and…
And now we're all going to die.

[chuckles]

-[sobbing]
-Aw. Oh no.

Ah, ooh. Ow.

-Aw, it's okay. Come on. It's late.
-[hyperventilating]

I've missed you, Cardamon.

-[jazzy music playing]
-Oh God. It’s windy.

Let's lock your doors.

Lock my doors so the wind doesn't get in?

-[thuds]
-[both scream]

[Crispin] Oh, this is dangerous.
Let’s bail out.

Oh.

[shouting] Hey!

Deck-- [muffled grunting]

[Cooking Prince] Oh, hey, Dagger.
Or Dorber. That’s not a name, is it?

Is it?

Hmm.

-Hey, so, uh…
-[metal creaking]

So, uh, what’s happening?
Should we be here? This is weird.

[Cas] You… you think this is weird?

Uh, yeah. That's not normal.

[Cas] Finally.

Finally someone is pointing out
that this is weird. This isn't normal.

Calm down, dippy.

[pinging]

[grunts]

[grunts, shouts]

[Warlock B] Someone slapped me.

[Warlock W] Can you get back
into the guy’s eyeball?

Um… Uh…

I don't think so.

You two, control the guy’s body more.
Make whoever’s messing with us go away.

We’re gonna grab this guy,
whose name I forgot,

and finally be able
to quit this stupid job.

[shouting] Moully!

I know you have an arm in your mouth,
but if I’m hurting you, try to tell me!

[creaking]

[wind whistling]

-[ambient music playing]
-[grunts]

[energy pulsing]

Wait. Th… that was Bee.

[atmospheric music playing]

[clattering]

[energy pulsing]

[lapping]

[blasting, pulsing]

[beeping]

[in gibberish] Uh-oh.
Those are Bee's guts…

[beeps]

-[wind howling]
-[rumbling]

[blasting]

OKAY, THAT'S IT.

I’m tired of you assholes.

If you won’t leave me alone…

I WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE.

[beeping]

[whooshing]

[dings, blasts]

[crashes]

[whooshing]

[chimes]

[energy pulsing]

[tranquil music playing]

[in English] This place is a mess.

What did you do?

[in gibberish] None of
your business, Violet.

[in English] I don't know which one of you
is the one I need to be talking to,

but we need to go get your dad
to come and clean up this mess.

Can you still pilot?

[rattles]

[in gibberish] Don’t talk to me like that!

[high-pitched beeping]

[Violet in English] Attention,
anyone left on my messed-up island.

If you want to stay on this planet,

you'd better jump off
and start swimming back now.

Otherwise, tie yourself to something.

Hey, uh… [coughs, clears throat]

So… [clears throat]
…what are you, uh, doin' later?

Will you please just give me your name?

It's Deckard.

Oh. Hmm. That doesn't really suit you.

Well, it's my name. So, whatever.

[pulses]

[beeping]

[in gibberish] Hey. We’re leaving.
What do you want to bring?

I’ll go get it for you. Whatever you want.

[Warlock R grunts, in English]
I'm stuck. [strains]

[Warlock B] I'm not.

[chuckles] Hmm…

[whispering] I'm going to help you.

And it's going to be absolutely fantastic.

[beeping]

[mystical tones chiming]

[beeping]

[Violet] I don’t know how he got out,
but we’re both going back to sleep now.

[machinery beeping]

Here.

Put this in my neck, will you?

Unhook me when we find your stupid dad.

[lapping]

[chimes]

[in gibberish] TIME TO GO.

[beeps]

[beeping]

[cawing]

[beeping]

[birds cawing]

[whimsical theme music playing]