- [Thom] Hello, Monster fans.
This big black hearse
is speeding down the highway to hell,
where avenging angel, Jesse James,
is about to build
a four wheeled Frankenstein,
that sends sinful cars
to an early grave,
with tombstones that read,
rests in pieces.
So get a snack for the kids,
put the dog out
and grab your favorite beverage.
The next Monster Garage Challenge
is just around the bend.
[welder welding]
Join us now as Jesse and his g*ng
of maverick mechanics,
rip, grind and burn,
transforming ordinary street vehicles
into monster machines in,
the Monster Garage.
[rock music]
♪ Monster
♪ Monster Garage
♪ Monster
♪ Monster Garage
♪ Monster
♪ Monster Garage
♪ Monster
♪ Monster Garage
♪ Monster Garage
- [Thom] This week's challenge,
take a 1973 Cadillac hearse
and transform it into a
four wheel car crushing monster.
[rock music] Leading the team as always,
master Monster mechanic,
Jesse James.
Jesse has firsthand knowledge
about putting dents on polished steel,
without the consent of their owners.
- That's no problem for me.
I actually rammed someone
that tried to, like,
take my parking space one time
in my girlfriend's car.
[Jesse chuckling]
She was pretty bummed.
I just went [fist punching]
[glass breaking] doo and hit them.
We don't really need to design
[Jesse chuckling] a custom machine to do that.
I got that totally handled.
[Jesse growling]
[dramatic music] - The rules.
When built, the monster machine
must appear to be stock.
[welder welding] The team can spend
no more than $3,000
in hard cash for parts.
Jesse and his crew have
seven days and nights.
On the first day, they design,
for the next five, they build
and on the seventh day, they race.
If successful, they walk away
with a $3,400 set of Mac Tools.
And the clock starts now. [clock ticking and chiming]
[car shredder exploding]
[rock music]
- Yeah!
[man screaming]
[tires screeching]
[tires screeching] - The 1973 4,000 pound hearse
is wheeled in,
kicking and screeching,
[tires screeching]
[man chuckling]
as it's about to undergo
the final transformation.
But can Jesse James
and his team of Monster mechanics
breathe new life into a vehicle
that carries the dead
or does the hearse
have plans of its own?
[tires screeching]
The design team arrives,
boasting, Dorin Hirschhorn, from Bobcat,
hearse expert, Steve Sterl
and legendary customizer, George Barris.
[tires screeching]
[rock music]
- How you doing, Man?
- [Thom] A boyhood idol of Jesse's,
Barris has spent the last four decades
creating the coolest cars ever made.
Like the Duke Boy's, General Lee,
the time traveling, DeLorean,
from Back To The Future,
the haunted hot rod, Monster Coach
[car engine roaring]
and the most famous car in the world,
the George Barris original Batmobile.
[upbeat music]
The team ascends to the w*r room,
but immediately gets sidetracked.
- How many cars do you think you've built?
- I finally got to about a thousand
and I says, it's about time
that I quit counting.
[Jesse chuckling] - My favorite,
if they were all sitting there
and I had to grab one,
I'd take the Dragula.
'Cause it did do wheelies.
- [Thom] As the discussion continues,
Jesse and George share their passion
for customizing cars.
- Customizing, lot of people think
that's screwing cars up.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah. - You know?
They think that you're messing up
a perfectly good car.
We may not be messing cars up,
we're just ventilating
them a little bit.
[Tombstone chuckling]
- [Thom] Finally, the design process begins.
But what exactly does a fully loaded
hearse car crusher look like
and what k*ller features
does it have?
- We just gotta figure out
what attachments we can put in there.
[rock music] - Doran Hirschkorn has been
a designing engineer at Bobcat
for five years,
specializing in industrial grade
machinery of mass destruction.
- We can have, like,
a cutter crusher,
just like a big scissor hand
that we can come out and chop it up with.
- Kinda of like a jaws of life
type of deal. - Correct.
- Think we should put
the big drill on it.
- Yeah. - You know.
It'll just screw into the car
and not let it get away.
- Yeah. - Let me see that model,
Tombstone.
- [Thom] The demolition equipment
will weigh a ton, but luckily,
the hearse was already built
to carry plenty of dead weight.
- How much weight do you think
we can put on that lift
for the casket? - It's been known
to put a 800 pound body
in a 250 pound casket
with no problem.
[rock music] - Steve Sterl, AKA Tombstone
is a prop monster maker
and a handyman of horror,
who works for some of the biggest
blood suckers in Hollywood.
- I was approached
for Belle Ghost's birthday
and I've customized, like,
seven caskets, you know,
with hot rod flames,
tiger fur interior.
And as long as there's people out there
that want really wild stuff, you know,
I'm willing to build it for them.
- [Thom] Tombstone also knows hearses.
- But mind you, when I did buy my car,
I stood in my front window of my house
and I looked outside and went,
"Damn, I bought a hearse!"
"There's a hearse in my front yard."
[upbeat music]
- [Thom] But this ain't no
flashy Hollywood show hearse.
It needs to be
a fully functioning death buggy,
that crushes, chews up
and spits out its own.
The plan is to grab
and crush the unsuspecting car.
First, a large drill auger in the back
will jab it like a scorpion.
Then two bobcat arms,
with claw shovels
will smash the car into pieces.
And finally,
whatever else the crew can think up,
will finish the job.
- Well, wait a minute.
We haven't made a choice
of the kind of car we're gonna crush.
- Anything Japanese.
- Anything Japanese, huh? [men laughing]
- I'd love to destroy my in-laws car.
You know, you just pull up next to it
and just rip it wide open
like a can of sardines,
you know. [men laughing]
- We'll just go out to the airport
and drive around in the parking lot.
- Yeah, yeah. - Those people ain't
coming back for a while.
- What do you think we should call this
creepy concoction here?
- The Grim Ripper.
I love the Ripper
- Ripper? - Yeah. That's like--
- I like that.
[dramatic upbeat music] [thunder clapping]
- [Jesse] The hard part's done.
All we gotta do is the work now.
- Woo! - The design team leaves
with a name, a list of attachments
and a plan,
sort of.
- I think this design team
was kind of a little vague.
You know, it's kind of
all about George.
I would've k*lled for either one
of those when I was a kid.
In awe of all the stuff
that he's done,
[Jesse chuckling] we've kind of
totally shined on the whole,
"Yeah, whatever."
"We'll get to it."
I think we're just gonna have to...
[Jesse inhaling] Have to wing it.
[upbeat music]
- Day two. [skeleton chuckling]
The first day of the build arrives,
along with five Monster mechanics,
ready to dance with death.
[rock music]
Jesse James,
head mechanic and monster maker.
Steve Tombstone Stearle,
hearse customizing master.
[rock music]
Doran Hirschkorn,
demolition equipment guru.
[rock music]
Jose Gonzalez, hydraulics hell raiser
and forklift technician.
[rock music]
Tim Conder, hot rod building god.
[rock music]
And Bart Grande,
automotive systems genius.
- I have absolutely no idea
what we're gonna build.
- This show's been driving me nuts.
I'm trying to figure out
the hell this is gonna be, you know.
[rock music]
- Oh, yeah!
[men chuckling]
- [Thom] Jesse reveals the mission
to his team.
- Basically, we're gonna take
this hearse and
make something that destroys cars.
We're gonna probably have a couple arms
coming out of the back.
Maybe an auger that,
like, screws in and locks the car,
so it can't get away.
Some rippers that come out of the side,
you know, so we can side swipe some cars.
The basic idea of it is
to inflict as much damage as we can
and I think the biggest problem
is basically figuring out
a way to power it
and two, figuring out a way
for the car to open up,
so that stuff can
be exposed and keep, like,
a element of surprise.
- All this weight on here,
is the suspension going to hold it?
Could we have something else that--
- Yeah, they're made to take
a lot of weight, 'cause you know,
fat people die too.
[Jose chuckling]
So, you know... [Jesse chuckling]
- [Thom] These guys are a team
of true free thinkers
and they all want to 86
the auger bits.
[rock music]
Monster Garage mantra.
Never challenge the boss's plan,
unless you've got a much better idea.
- How come no auger?
- It won't do.
- A auger would...
It would just basically...
It would just stop.
It wouldn't do anything.
It's made for dirt. We're gonna have
some kind of clamps on here
and rip it open,
and maybe put one of these teeth
on the other end too.
[rock music]
Blades. We can even
manufacture the blades.
- I'll hook the plasma cutter
on the end of one of those arms
and just shh.
- So, what's the back gonna do?
- The back of two back hooks.
[man chuckling] - Dude, if it's just gonna,
like, hit the top of the car,
we can just do that with a baseball bat.
- [Thom] At Monster Garage,
everyone gets a vote,
but only Jesse's counts.
- There's no reason why
we couldn't do it, I guess.
So, let's go.
[car engine roaring]
[tires screeching]
[man laughing]
- [Thom] With the debate over,
the team begins to gut
the belly of the beast.
[rock music]
- That's a mascot.
- [Thom] The team removes
the 500 pound coffin frame,
but their actions stir up
something spooky and unexpected.
- It smell like something died in here.
[men laughing]
- Well, it's just a car.
It's just a car. Nobody died in the car.
It's like a UPS truck.
You've been packed up,
you just gotta be delivered.
- All right, we need two guys.
- The thing's heavy, huh?
- I got that.
More harmony.
Up. - And down. You got it?
[rock music] [metal thudding]
- They use these to open the caskets.
- Yep. - The one side,
do you lock it?
[metal clunking]
And the other side's got a glass tube.
A glass tube that slides in there,
with the name of the person
in the casket.
It'll give you the name
and the day they died.
[metal clinking]
[rock music] [drill drilling]
[metal thudding]
- [Thom] And how many souls
did this hearse shuttle
in its lifetime?
- They said this thing can hauled over,
like, 10,000 corpses.
[dramatic music]
- It smells weird.
- It's, like, old
death. - Death.
- [Thom] As the team excavates,
the car's former passengers
continue to make their presence known.
- But it wasn't a
regular burn smell, Man.
- Rotting carcasses
or something like that.
It's kind of what it smelled like.
- Do you smell that stuff?
This is death.
- Mm. This is kind of bumming me out
a little bit. [Jesse chuckling]
No, li...
I ain't joking or trying to be on TV
or nothing. It's a little...
- There's, like,
definitely spirits flouting around, Man.
They're just everywhere.
- I think I inhaled some of them.
[men laughing] [spray spraying]
- We have binders.
[men laughing]
[rock music]
- Tombstone?
- Huh? - We're pulling
this whole thing out or what?
- We might be able to use some of this.
- Okay. - The existing coffin rack
is not strong enough
to support the heavy bobcat arms.
But will removing it
awaken even more restless spirits?
Non-believer Tombstone
is about to find out.
[men laughing]
- You can't muscle that.
- [Thom] The rack refuses
to go quietly,
so Tombstone grabs the bolt cutters.
[Tombstone grunting]
- Oh, you bended the handle.
You bended the handle. - Ah, let me see.
- This is supposed to be straight.
[Tim chuckling]
This is supposed to be straight.
They're ergonomic now.
It fits the body much better. - That's right. You know,
it's the spiritual power
of the hearse that's magically
bending the steel. [Tim laughing]
- [Thom] To free the rack,
the team breaks out the big g*ns.
[grinder grinding] [upbeat funky music]
[drill drilling]
[rack rattling]
- Up ten! - There it is.
We gotta hang on to this.
- We got 50 cents.
[rock music]
- We're going to Vegas.
- [Thom] After half a day
of backbreaking work
with pry bars,
grinders and air chisels,
the rack is finally exhumed.
- This is... - I can probably get
maybe two, 300 bucks for this
or trade it for a decent casket.
- Yeah. - Shame that we're taking
apart a perfectly good hearse.
Hearse will sell for, like,
They're more than a limousine.
- [Thom] The team takes a quick break,
reaching for refreshments
from Tombstone's ice chest.
- That's it, I ain't gonna lie to you,
it had a body in it.
They use newspaper
in the caskets.
It's under every casket,
it absorbs body fluid.
- Some of these facts, I just don't
[man chuckling] even care to know.
[rock music]
♪ Monster boys, monster boys
- [Thom] Before the sparks start flying,
they wisely remove the gas tank.
[rock music]
♪ This is Monster Garage
♪ Woo roar
♪ This is Monster Garage
- [Thom] A layer of dried funeral flowers
hints at the hearses haunted history.
Jesse does a little house cleaning.
[rock music]
♪ Monster boys, monster boys
[vacuum cleaner vacuuming] - See,
I'm not such a bad guy.
I just sucked all that sadness away.
[vacuum cleaner vacuuming]
[Jesse laughing]
- [Thom] As day two
comes to a close,
the build team has removed
the rear platform,
the supporting rack,
the gas tank,
and hopefully, any poulter guy
still hanging around the hearse.
The mood in the garage
is upbeat and confident.
- I'm fired. - It's five days?
Really? [Jose chuckling]
- We'll do it in three.
- Between all the people
and the skills that are...
There isn't anything we can't
overcome on this project. - Yeah.
[rock music] [tires screeching]
- [Thom] Monster Garage factoid.
In the United States,
in the year 2000,
and 14 million cars
were sent to their final resting place.
[rock music]
♪ Monster, Monster Garage
[dramatic music]
- Monster Garage.
[Jose chuckling]
[skull chuckling]
[dramatic music]
- [Thom] Day three,
early morning.
The team splits into groups
to make the most out of their day.
Tombstone, Doran and Tim
head out to the Bobcat burial ground
to dig up some lethal attachments.
- That bit's gonna be about
a hundred dollars.
- Hey, now!
Here we go.
- Yep.
Will these work?
- Yeah. It's perfect.
- The next time you see these,
they'll be going like this.
[buckets clunking]
- Auger bits and buckets
and you got back arms.
What are you doing?
[auger bit thudding]
- We're gonna go after S*ddam Hussein.
Right now we picked up the parts we needed.
We got the arms, the auger bit,
the auger drive,
and a couple of buckets.
- Cash money.
[rock music]
[car door closing]
- [Thom] On the east side of town,
Jose and Bart search
another heavy equipment graveyard
for the hydraulic pumps
that will drive the bobcat arms.
[rock music] - Nice one.
- We got a boneyard here.
We're gonna pick
some bones, Man. [Jose chuckling]
There's way too many spiders in here.
[metal clanking]
Spiders freak me out. [Jose chuckling]
I like to tattoo a spider,
I don't like spiders though.
[machine screeching]
Oh, geez! Did you see
the size of that one?
[Jose chuckling] Oh, [beep]!
- [Thom] The first hydraulic pump
they find comes quietly.
- Ah, it works. Look at that.
- Whoa!
[grinder grinding]
- [Thom] But the next
is rusted in place
and take some convincing.
- Yes. [Jose grunting]
Yes. - The price for two
abused and overused hydraulic pumps?
- Freebie. - Nothing.
- Freebie.
- Freebie.
Zip.
- Zero.
- Nada.
- It's...
Smash.
[bucket thudding]
- [Thom] But how will they drive
the pumps and move the arms?
[bucket thudding]
- We need something to drive the pumps.
We got the pumps, now we need
to spin them. How are we
gonna spin them? - Okay, why don't we...
- [Thom] Doran has an idea.
[electricity buzzing]
Use an electric motor.
- To run all that stuff
off electric motors,
you gotta have 36 volt motors, Man.
You got to see the batteries,
they're huge. - Those battery packs are--
- They're huge.
- I mean, literally this big. - And they weigh
- What is wrong with mounting
the pumps off of the motor?
- [Thom] Bart plans to replace
the air conditioner
with two hydraulic pumps,
which will be run by belts
that attach to the existing motor.
The pumps will drive
hydraulic fluid through the hoses
that flow to the bobcat arms
in the back.
When the correct lever is pushed,
the arms will move up and down,
Fl*ttening the offending
car like roadkill.
[steel clunking] - This is what I do.
- But wouldn't this be easier
to run it back-- - I mean, I can hook up
a RPM thing in there in 15 minutes.
- You wanna do it?
- Yeah, I can do that.
- Do it, Man.
- [Thom] Bart Grande,
automotive systems genius.
- I own a dino shop
in Oceanside, California
and what I do is,
I make horsepower.
[car engine roaring]
Similar to an athlete on a treadmill,
I do that with an automobile.
Through the data, I make changes
and then it goes faster
and it's happier.
[tires screeching] [car engine roaring]
[tires screeching]
- So this is the Beepster
and all that's left is the body
and the middle two feet of the frame.
I built the fuel injection. - This thing's insane.
- Wow! - It's nuts.
- It's a fun little toy.
Me and my girls... [hand slapping]
My girls ride back here.
This is for smaller kids. - It's all fire glass.
- Get a mattress on this?
- Yeah. [indistinct] about 300 horsepower.
It's just a fun little toy
we cruise around in.
[tires screeching] [car engine roaring]
- [Thom] During lunch,
the team voices concerns
over Bart's plan for the motor system.
- Go with me putting the the mounts on.
Go a day with it
and if it doesn't work, [fist punching]
go to plan B and run electric.
I can guarantee you,
running off the motor's gonna work.
Hands down, that'll work
and it'll be up in a day.
- And I'm worried about time.
I'm knowing, we gotta cut the top,
we gotta do all the firework.
- Time.
- Time. - Time.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
We have to...
We have to worry about time.
[men chuckling]
[rock music]
[grinder grinding]
- [Thom] With the clock ticking,
the team gets back to work.
[welder welding]
[grinder grinding]
[welder welding]
- Everybody's working,
so that's a good sign.
[metal thudding]
- [Thom] Bart is fabricating
custom brackets to mount
the hydraulic pumps.
- I wanted to go with mounting
the pumps on the motor of the hearse.
And the biggest pain to it is,
is we gotta build all of the bracketry.
It's a path I chose,
so let's... [Bart chuckling]
Hopefully I made the right choice here.
- That's your bracket right there?
- Yeah.
- Well, what are you gonna mount it to?
- Dude, the other half
of it's right there.
This piece.
- He's gonna weld it there.
- Just weld it there and we're done.
It's that simple.
- I don't think that's gonna hold it.
- There's no way this thing's going anywhere.
- Yeah. - I want it to work, Man,
'cause I gotta connect all this.
- Dude, it's called, trust in the team.
- I'm not saying anything.
You got to-- - What are you doing
here then? It sounds like
you're saying something.
- Go ahead, Dude.
- He's saying this is taking too long
and he wants to go with
the electric pumps.
And I'm still fighting
that this is the way to go.
I'm not concerned at all.
It's gonna work.
- My man here says it's his specialty.
I'm backing him up, Man.
I'm a team player.
[Jose chuckling]
[fist punching]
I tell you what I feel,
I tell you what I'm thinking
and some people like it,
some people don't, you know.
That's just how it is.
[rock music]
- [Thom] Jose Gonzalez,
hydraulics hell raiser,
master forklift technician
and a California asphalt surfer.
[bike engine roaring] - I like to surf,
but not really on a surfboard.
[bike roaring]
I like to ride, Man, everyday.
I get mad, I need to go for a ride,
I'm feeling crappy, I go for a ride.
This is my life right here.
Riding.
[rock music]
- [Thom] The team turns
their attention to the steel
reinforced landau roof.
- Very big groove's wide enough
for the bucket.
- Yeah. - Right?
- All right, than. - And the thing just comes
right out of the top.
[cloth tearing]
[foot stomping]
[cloth tearing]
- I would love to have the roof done
before the end of the day.
- [Thom] Tim has an idea
that will save time and energy.
He runs it by Jesse.
- If we cut two 13 inch wide grooves
in the top,
the things would come out of the car
like a bug.
- [Thom] Jesse nixes
the narrow channels.
- With me driving it and operating it,
we're gonna need some clearance
around the arms.
[man chuckling]
Just going out...
- Jesse, hey-- - I'm going out
on a limb here.
[guys laughing]
I think the top should be
out of the way,
otherwise something's gonna get smashed.
- Okay. So we...
You feel like we got time to do it,
with everything else?
- [Jesse] When's time gonna get here?
[guys laughing]
- [Thom] Day three ends
with the roof still on.
Bart's 15 minute belt system
still unfinished
and a new odor in the air,
the foul smell of descent.
- Needs is a shower, Man.
See, y'all stink.
[Jose chuckling] - Maybe it's just...
Maybe it's just you.
[dramatic music]
- Will they make it?
Are they gonna complete the project?
Oh, no!
["Force Of Nature"]
♪ She has cried before some major ♪
♪ Great father, your man
♪ For trying to control you
♪ She's
♪ A raging hurricane in your head ♪
- [Thom] The team starts the day
by trying to figure out
how to support the roof's weight
when it lifts up.
- All of that weight will rip
that hinge right out of the roof.
[grinder grinding] - The hinges just have to be
on the outside of the car,
so it actually parts.
- Well, I'm still having a hell of a time
figuring it out.
- No comprende.
- [Thom] With the pressure on,
Tombstone digs up a distraction.
- Hey, Bob. What's up, Man?
This is Tombstone.
I thought it'd be kind of cool
if you brought down
that little toy of yours.
[upbeat music] [tires screeching]
[car hissing]
[dramatic upbeat music]
- All right!
[man laughing] [man chattering]
- Yeah, you guys, this is my friend Bob
from the First Club.
- How you doing, Bud? - Well who wants to drive it?
- Good! - How are you, Man?
[car engine roaring] [upbeat music]
[car door closing]
[car engine roaring] [upbeat music]
[tires squeaking]
- You look scared as hell.
[car engine roaring] [Jesse chuckling]
- [Thom] After some fun,
the team decides it's time to get back
to mounting the bobcat arms
in the back,
but before they do,
they'll need a thick steel plate
to give it a solid foundation.
- This will come across
the back end of the car
and our arm mounts
are gonna sit,
one right here
and one over here.
[rock music] [welder welding]
- Doran, who looks like
he wouldn't be able to weld,
the guy's the best welder on this team.
- It's now day three,
I'm getting a little bit worried,
I guess, about time.
[rock music]
- [Thom] Bart is still working
on the bracket tree
that will hold the pumps in place.
It's not as easy as he thought.
- What we're gonna do is
build a substructure
and we're gonna mount both pumps
and run off the belts
where the air conditioner compressor
used to be.
And these will drive our control valves
for all the hydraulics.
- Here we are, day three and [Jose chuckling]
still the pumps aren't mounted.
[welder welding]
- I'm waiting on steel.
It's coming from Jesse's shop.
[bike engine roaring]
- [Thom] Jesse arrives
with a custom tooled steel bracket.
[bike engine roaring]
- That's sweet. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
[rock music]
[metal clunking]
[Bart chuckling]
- That's the baby right there.
- That looks bitching.
- Confidence. Confidence.
It'll work. - Could Bart have been
a bit too pumped to prime the monster?
- Where we're gonna get stuck,
I can see it right now,
is the hydraulics.
- I don't think we're behind
on the hydraulics,
if everything [Jose screaming]
works as planned. - Ah, my face!
- Holy [beep]!
Somebody give me an 1116 socket wrench.
We gotta pull that out, Man.
Hang on. Hang on.
Just hold still.
Oh, lefty loosey, righty tidy.
Oh, man! - What are you, trying to
torque it down or what?
- This is what happens
when you piss off Jesse James.
- That's right. - Okay. Yeah, yeah,
you're on TV.
Get back to work.
[rock music]
- [Thom] The half inch steel plate,
which will support
the massive bobcat arms
is welded into place.
[welder welding]
Next, they weld the brackets
to hold the arms.
[welder welding]
- All right, man.
- [Thom] Then it's time to dry fit
the bobcat arms.
First one arm,
[Tombstone grunting]
[metal clunking]
then the other.
The plate supports the bracket
and the arms hold.
Success.
- There you go. There you go.
- Whoa! - It's been a long day
for the build team.
- I'm tired.
- [Thom] Before Jesse leaves
for the day,
he gives his crew one last order.
Get the roof off.
[drill drilling] - Just lighting a fire
under everybody's a*s,
to keep them going, you know.
It gets mother done,
so I can go home and watch cartoons.
[rock music] [bike engine roaring]
- [Thom] Jesse splits
and the rest of the team
jumps on the roof.
- Lift it.
[car rattling]
- It's not going up.
- Nah. It's because it's jamming.
- It's just heavy, Dude.
[Tim grunting] - Look at that.
- [Thom] The roof comes free,
but it's much heavier than they thought.
- I've never built stuff like this before
and this is overcomeable.
I think tomorrow's the critical day
and we need to plan for the unexpected.
[skeleton chuckling]
- [Thom] Monster garage factoy.
The first Cadillac hearse
was built in 1916
by A. Geissel and Sons.
[rock music]
♪ Monster, Monster Garage
♪ Garage, Garage, Garage
[dramatic music]
- Day five, the [indistinct].
- [Thom] After the build team
left for the night,
a relief crew
from Airlift Hydraulics took over.
- Freebie.
Freebie.
Freebie.
Zip.
Zero.
Nada.
- [Thom] These gravity defying gods
worked all night
to install contractible airbags,
which will make the hearse
bounce up and down,
thereby increasing its crushing power.
[rock music]
- Obviously, the bags are done in front,
the bags are done in rear.
You're good to go.
- Does it work?
- Of course it works.
[Jose chuckling]
What kind of a question is that?
[rock music]
[metal clunking]
- [Thom] The hearse is waiting.
With only two days left,
the crew reviews the to-do lists.
[men chuckling]
- We gotta thin that door out.
We gotta lighten that door.
We gotta get these brackets welded in
and get the arms in.
- Jose, you and I really gotta
get going on these hydraulics.
- These pumps gotta be mounted,
these arms gotta be mounted,
this roof's gotta be reconstructed
to be able to hold its weight.
- And last night, when we first got
the roof off, we realized that structure
wasn't strong enough.
Basically, we didn't think the roof
was that heavy.
We lost three or four hours.
[Tim grunting]
[roof clunking] - The deal with this car is,
it's like cutting apart a Sherman Tank.
It took three times as long
as we thought,
it's three times as heavy as we thought
it was gonna be.
I mean, the whole car has just been
fighting us the whole way.
- [Thom] Tim Conder,
hot rod building god.
- I'm originally from
Louisville, Kentucky.
I run a custom shop
for the sole purpose of financing
my top field dragster operation.
We're making p*stol grip handles
for my dragster steering wheel
out of a real human skull.
[woman screaming]
[Tim chuckling]
And how cool is that?
- [Thom] Tim specializes in building
custom motorcycles,
hot rods and top fuel dragsters.
- The welding skills,
the painting skills,
the design skills,
whatever it takes
to build a hot rod or a chopper,
I've gotta do a little bit
of everything. [Tim chuckling]
- Raise your hand if you think
Tim sounds like Dwight Yoko.
[Doran chuckling] - Dwight Yoko!
[men chattering]
- I was a professional illustrator
for six years.
Airbrushing and all that.
After I built a bike,
none of it means a thing.
- It seems like the stuff I do,
that's why I built that bike.
The bikes that I do
that everybody loves
and it's so cool and
"Man, I love that."
"I love that. I love that.",
it just makes me wanna run it
off a [beep] cliff.
[woman screaming]
If I like it, then [beep] you.
[dramatic music]
- More steel, I love that.
- [Thom] It's crucial that the team
works together as a unit.
[grinder grinding] [welder welding]
- It's just not as bleak
as it was yesterday,
but we still got a lot of work to do.
- [Thom] Tombstone gets to work,
cutting steel braces,
so that Jesse can make
mounts out of them
for the hydraulic controller arms.
Doran gets the hydraulic controllers
ready for installation.
Jose removes the old hardware
that is deemed too weak
to support the 300 pound top.
While Tim welds a brace
made of two inch steel tubing
for extra support at the joint.
And Bart returns to his hydraulic pump.
- Yeah, your two hour design,
it's been four days now.
[grinder grinding]
- I've only spent about two hours on it.
They don't know what they're talking about.
You'll see.
- [Thom] Smack talking
in the middle of the home stretch
may be a sign
that the spark within
the build team is misfiring.
They'll need some pacemaking
if they want the monster to live.
- It's just labor.
We need all these guys
to labor together.
You know, not stand around
and look cool.
We need them to work.
I ain't got no friends in here.
I don't like to miss deadlines
and I don't like to fail.
- I'm concerned.
It's just like cooking...
You know, cooking a good dinner.
You know, you gotta have the steak done
the same time the potatoes are done
and to have everything
come together at once at the same time
is gonna be the most
important key in this.
- We need to work together
and finish some stuff.
We got everything 90% done
and that last 10%
takes 90% of your time.
- Like every builder,
Jesse had a vision that he wanted
and I was a hundred percent behind.
Let's just build it like we want it,
we'll roll the dice on the deadline.
And I think
we're missing the deadline right now.
- [Thom] But for Jesse,
failure is not an option.
The team just has to work harder.
- The guy's talented.
The fact is, you know,
he's got money in the bank
and he's out here sweating with us,
you know.
And you know,
he's welding, he's getting stuff
in his eye.
You know, he is getting...
You know, slag blown up his nose.
I mean, I respect the man. - You're good, Man?
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
[man chuckling] - It tastes like grandma.
[men laughing]
Dead grandma.
[dramatic upbeat music]
[welder welding]
[grinder grinding]
[dramatic upbeat music]
- [Thom] Just as the design team
appears to be clicking,
[dramatic music]
it's the George Barris
original TV Batmobile.
Holy delay, Jesse!
It's another distraction.
- What are you doing over here?
[metal clinking]
Jesse, what are you doing here?
- I'm trying to weld.
- Do you need some help?
Oh, we're gotta put
some bat fins on here, huh?
[soft dramatic music]
- Oh, that's cool.
- [Thom] Photo opportunities
with George Barris
and the Batmobile.
push the team even further behind.
Will they ever be able to
get back on track?
There's only one thing to do.
[dramatic music]
- Chicken?
- [Thom] Eat.
[drill drilling] Wasting time
makes this team hungry.
- Hey, that's a piece of metal
right there. [Jose chuckling]
- There is a piece of metal rod.
- [Thom] Jose busts out
the butane for a power lunch.
[butane hissing]
- It's a fire circuit, Man.
Come on.
[dramatic music]
- Yeah, that's good.
- Do love it? - Really good.
Yeah. Yeah. - All right.
- Take a bite.
[welder welding] [Jose chuckling]
- [Thom] Jesse knows
that time is running out
and so is his patience.
Not a good time for Tombstone
to present his handiwork
on a hood ornament.
- Now I know why [beep] ain't done.
- Hey. [men laughing]
- I mean, good job, Tombstone.
[welder welding] - I asked if I could use
a plasma cutter until I got here.
What's up, Man?
- It's like the kid eating paste.
[men chuckling]
- [Thom] Bart needs
custom machine pulleys
to put the finishing touches
on the hydraulic pump assembly.
[bike engine roaring]
Jesse splits to his shop
to fabricate them.
The rest of the team
tries not to screw themselves
with the auger bit.
[rock music]
- I say, we're gonna put this thing
right where it is.
- Yep. - We build it down.
We cut a hole in the door
like this. - You know, the top comes off,
grab it, stick the sucker in there.
- The auger's coming out of the back
like a tail.
- We're debating
on how to do it.
[rock music]
- [Thom] Bark stays focused
on the hydraulic pumps,
in a race to keep his self-respect
and shut Jose up
once and for all.
- I guarantee you,
I'll make pressure way before
they'll ever need it.
- [Thom] Meanwhile, Jose
and Tombstone try to improvise
a rail system to mount
the retractable stinger.
But Doran thinks the steel tubing
is too thin and will break.
- The whole thing probably weighs
I see his point.
We're gonna have to come up
with another idea.
- But there's not four or five
different ways we can do this,
there's only one and we're gonna have to
find that one. - Today.
- You know, when Jesse gets here,
maybe he's got some more
insight for us.
Maybe he's got that one answer
we can't think of right now.
- [Thom] Jesse returns
with Bart's parts.
- Is that American? - You need that auger, Man?
You gonna have to go over there
and check that thing out, Man.
[Jose chuckling] - Why?
- Because he's jus...
We figured out a way that's gonna work.
- [Thom] The plan for
a retractable auger bit
isn't dead yet,
but it's certainly on life support.
Jesse's prognosis,
it's too late to have
the monster drill spring out
and sting its victim.
The auger will have to be mounted
in a fixed position.
- If we were gonna do anything,
we probably should have
started doing it, so...
And now we don't have time.
So I think,
we ain't gonna finish that auger
and we ain't gonna finish
the roofers by tomorrow.
There's no...
No way in hell.
I mean, we don't even have
the crap to lift the top yet.
That's why we just gotta,
like, work together
and everybody keep working and...
And try to get some
of the stuff finished.
We're like, three quarter and everything,
you know, get it, like,
sort of started along
and not finishing stuff.
So, I think we should finish
all the stuff we started
then we can worry about
starting new stuff.
[dramatic music]
You know?
- Okay.
Well, let's get back to work, g*ng.
- [Thom] As day five
comes to a close,
the build team hustles
to install the auger drill bit.
The top needs to be reattached.
The hydraulic pump
is still only 90% done.
The hoses need to be run
and the control levers installed.
Tomorrow is the last day to build
and it's shaping up to be
even a dead man's nightmare.
- And that's his main concerns right now.
Well, even if we're not gonna
implement the auger,
then we gotta have the...
Both arms kicking and go
with some blades or something.
We gotta have it do something.
[rock music]
- [Thom] Monster Garage factoid.
Hydraulic fluids are petroleum based.
More than 200 million gallons
are sold each year
in the United States.
[rock music]
♪ Monster, Monster Garage
[rock music] [bike engine roaring]
- [Thom] Jesse's in the house
and it's day six,
the final build day.
With just 16 hours left,
the team is still suffering
from schizophrenia.
[Tombstone] Let's work, let's play,
let's work, let's play. - What is that, Man?
- Hey, the Grim Ripper.
[Jose chuckling]
[Jose screaming] [Jose laughing]
[men chattering] [Jose laughing]
- Hey, how long? - It's cool.
- Let's do it. - It's cool, yeah.
- The plane.
The plane.
[Tim grunting]
- [Thom] The Reaper wants to know
when his ride will be ready.
Jesse's wondering the same thing.
[Jesse chuckling]
- The lights are on,
but nobody's home.
- All good?
That is so cool.
- [Thom] With the Reaper madness over,
Jesse lays down the law.
- Are we gonna haul-a*s
on the rest of this stuff.
- [Thom] There's still a lot of items
on the build teams to-do list.
They have to work fast,
because there's only 14 hours left.
They'll either walk away
with a $3,400 set of tools
or go down as the first losers ever
in the Monster Garage.
- Let's go. - Okay.
[metal clinking]
- [Thom] Jose goes to work
crimping fittings through the ends
of the hoses they'll need
to drive the hydraulics.
- Without this, Man,
we ain't going nowhere.
- [Thom] Bart and Tombstone
cut holes in the hood,
so the pumps will have room to breathe.
[rock music]
[hood closing]
The hood closes
and the pumps are good to go.
Dorin and Jose scrounge up
a reservoir for the hydraulic fluid.
- I'm just gonna fabricate it
and make it work, [metal clinking]
'cause we're running out of damn time.
[drill drilling]
- We all have a common enemy here,
you know. You've got a common enemy,
everybody bands together.
That's what happens when you got a big...
A thing that's bigger than you are,
you know.
[rock music]
[Tim chuckling]
[Tim chuckling]
- This is purely final assembly.
All this stuff has worked.
I'm doing final adjustments.
The car's all back together,
the car functions.
We darn close to shutting the hood
and being done.
- [Thom] Bark's pump
and pulley system is almost ready
to be fired up.
The front end of the hearse
is looking good,
but Jose's rear end is dragging.
- Why did I make two hoses here?
- Hell if I know.
- [Thom] Fatigue is setting in
and Jose is having a hard time
keeping the hoses straight.
- Where the [beep] did this come from?
My measurements are short.
What a dumb-a*s.
[dramatic music]
- I'm not saying a word, Man.
I'm not saying nothing.
- Nah, you know we've been here
way too, Man.
You can't even think straight anymore.
- [Thom] Half the build day
is already gone.
- It's about five o'clock.
We've got about seven hours.
Seven hours to work.
- [Thom] The team still has
the big ticket items on the list.
Get the hydraulics working,
get the top back on.
- I know it's gonna take
all the way until midnight.
I know it.
I mean, there's no doubt in my mind.
[metal clunking]
- Hey, they told you, you guys
don't get tools if you don't
get it done, right?
- Yeah, right. [Jose chuckling]
- No, I'm serious.
We don't reward for failure.
- I need that hydraulic oil.
It's in that bucket.
- [Thom] It's 10:00 PM,
two hours to go.
The roof is still off,
but the shovel arms and auger
are in place.
The job is almost done.
Time for the final test.
Getting the hydraulic pumps
to power the arms.
- Bring it in, Dude.
- It should fire.
It should pump,
the belt should stay on,
fluid should flow.
[drill drilling]
But I'll duck.
[engine roaring]
- [Thom] It is the moment of truth.
If Bart did his job right,
the Grim Ripper will go on
to k*ll its first car.
[rock music]
[car engine buzzing and roaring]
- What the [beep] would I know?
I'm a car cleaner
and that car mambo jambo.
- Was that car cleaner or Ether?
- Bart, just fi...
Try and crank it.
[rock music]
[car engine roaring]
- Hold on.
The battery cable's loose.
Let me try this way.
- Go, fired it up.
[key clicking]
[car engine roaring]
- Woo!
- Yeah!
[car engine roaring]
[metal screeching]
- Don't...
Don't freeze it out.
Don't grab it.
[metal screeching]
- What's going on, Brother?
- Hey, what happened?
- We seized one of the pumps,
then I didn't know if we froze it
or we slipped it.
I just didn't wanna find out.
- It's because it's...
It's hot.
These don't spin,
whereas these ones are boiling.
- Right there, yeah.
- [Thom] The engine's running,
but the belts are slipping
on the pumps.
- Turn it on. - Yeah.
[car engine roaring] [car screeching]
- All right.
[Jose whistling] - See?
There's just too much slack in it.
- Too Slack.
- [Thom] The team makes an 11th hour adjustment
and tries again. - All right, you ready?
- Smoked the belt so they fall off.
[car engine roaring]
- Okay. We're done.
- The belt broke.
- [Thom] They just burned
their last belt.
- What time is it? We need a belt?
- We're gonna get a couple belts.
- Who can find auto parts store late?
- There's Midnight Auto, Man.
- [Thom] With just an hour to go,
Tombstone races to the only
auto shop open
to buy some new belts.
[rock music] - We're gotta go get belts
from the auto parts store.
The hydraulic pumps keeps
smoking the belt.
It's getting so hot,
it's frying the belt.
That's all you got, huh?
- [Thom] The parts store
only has three belts left. - So let me get these three.
- [Thom] Tombstone buys them all.
[rock music]
[rock music]
When he gets back to the garage,
he's hoping one of them will fit
- Two that are longer
and one that's shorter, so...
And we can use the pulleys
and not crank it down so much.
And they're a thicker belt too.
[light clinking]
- We should have fired it once
and checked everything.
- It's a lot tighter.
- There's no.
- [Thom] With only 20 minutes left,
the team gives it another try.
- Go to town, Man.
[rock music] [car engine roaring]
- [Thom] Like Frankenstein's monster,
the Grim Ripper finally shows
signs of life.
[car roaring]
[rock music]
[metal clinking]
If only for a brief moment,
then one of the hydraulic pumps
springs a leak
and they fry another belt.
- Mess up another belt?
- It's cool though. I mean, it's working.
- We gotta get that belt to quit slipping,
otherwise we aren't gonna do crap.
- We just need-- - How many sizes?
- How many belt do we have?
- We got one more for this configuration.
- Let's put it on
and let's full throttle it
and see if we can get them
to raise up.
- [Thom] With 10 minutes left,
Jose and Doran fix the hose leak
and Bart installs their last belt.
- We'll never be able to get it on.
- Alright, so.
- [Thom] It's do or die time
and they all know it.
[car buzzing]
[car engine roaring]
- Yeah!
[rock music]
- [Thom] The ripper roars to life
and the hydraulic heart
begins pumping blood
to the scavenged limbs of the beast.
[rock music]
It's alive.
[rock music]
- Woo!
[rock music]
Now it works.
[rock music]
[car engine roaring] [rock music]
- [Thom] But then disaster.
- Bart?
- [Thom] A burning belt
on the pump ignites a pool of gasoline
in the engine compartment.
- [beep]!
- Bart!
- The [beep] tank, it just...
- Get it, get it.
- Yeah, we just...
No, we have to crank the air
if we need it.
- [Thom] The team's moment of glory
is incinerated by a blast of hell fire.
- I was gonna grab the tank
and run, Man.
- [Thom] Is the fire the final
nail in the build team's coffin?
[skeleton chuckling]
With no fan belts left,
the team still refuses to admit defeat.
Is there any other way to turn the pump?
- We threw some serious wicked tension
at that just now.
- Yeah, it worked. - But it works.
It works.
- That arm shot up like nothing.
Like, boom, right up.
- We got the right idea,
we just gotta find a way
to keep the belt from slipping.
- Put a chain on it
and just run one...
With a pulley. - Run belly off the back.
- Run a pulley.
- Hell, a bicycle chain would do it.
- Let's say we tried to run
one pump right now
and see what happens.
- Well, command decision.
Do you guys want me to BS you,
or you want the truth?
- Truth.
- We didn't do it.
This is the one that fails.
That's reality.
I don't give a damn if we put
some billet custom machine
pulleys on there and everything,
it's still ain't done.
I obviously didn't drive
you guys hard enough
and send the message home
that you guys can't be screwing around.
We didn't do it.
We mismanaged our time.
Instead of planning and attacking
and finishing every task,
everything on this whole thing
is three quarters of the way done.
I hate losing.
I think it sucks, but you know.
[clock chiming]
[man chuckling]
If we'd have had more time,
at least about four or five hours.
Four or five hours...
The only thing that went wrong
on this project was the roof.
The roof...
- I have to live with it now, you know.
Ain't no turning back the time...
[creepy music]
- I mean, no one wants to fail.
I don't really know what to say.
- I'd lay awake in bed
the last couple of nights
and think about all the stuff
we had to do
and I knew it was gonna take too long.
And to come up short really hurts, Man.
I mean, I won't lie to you.
- It's not done, Man.
Fair and simple.
I gotta live with this, Man.
I live in Long Beach.
I'm gonna see all these people
and they're gonna look at me and go,
"There's the guy who didn't finish that project.",
you know. I'm screwed, Man.
- Work...
- We as a team, we're weak
in some areas.
No excuses, no regrets.
We accept defeat and we go home.
Life is not always about winning.
All we gotta do is the work....
- Jesse's right.
What I should have been doing.
- Work...
- Is riding everybody's a*s.
And you know what?
Every one of these [beep]
should have been riding my a*s.
Hey man, I would've k*lled
for this project.
You couldn't have kept me from doing it.
Give me three days,
I'd have said, yeah.
- I don't really know what to say.
- Give me three days
and a bunch of nuns,
and I'd have said, yeah.
- All the stuff we had to do.
- The point is, Man,
you gotta be a [beep] man
and step up.
- Coming short really hurts.
- Anybody
don't know what they're made of
until they come up
against something like this.
- I'm gonna see all these people
and they're gonna look at me
and go... - You know,
you do your best and
the best ain't good enough today.
The best ain't good enough today...
[rock music]
♪ Monster, Monster Garage
- [Schwag] Right. Yes, Sir. Yes, Sir.
No, no, I'm still in shock.
Oh! - All right, we're on.
- [Schwag] All right, we're on.
Hi. [throat clearing]
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Big Schwag here, with my partner,
Frankie Whiteside,
on what was supposed to be
another Monster Garage Challenge.
But for those of you
who just joined us,
episode nine of Monster Garage
ended tragically in failure.
- [Frank] I gotta say, I just never thought
this day would come.
- [Schwag] But it's here,
it's now, it's happened
and the perfect record is...
- [Frank] Toast.
- [Schwag] A car that provided
so many others their last rides,
now on its final spin.
Frankie, why don't you tell the folks
what we do know about today's challenge.
I mean, what do we call this?
- [Frank] How about an undertaking.
- [Schwag] That works for me, Frank?
- [Frank] There's gonna be some kind
of funeral procession.
After that, nobody knows
but Jesse James.
- [Schwag] And here he is,
behind the wheel of a tow truck.
Jesse James is hauling his doom monster
to a final resting place.
- [Frank] The Grim Ripper.
- [Schwag] Let's have a moment of silence
for our hero
and his hearse.
[dramatic music]
Okay, Frankie, where are we now?
Is this still Long Beach?
[Frank chuckling]
[Frank sniffling]
- [Frank] Sorry.
- [Schwag] Are you okay, Buddy?
[dramatic music]
- [Frank] Can't you see,
the hearse, the sun is setting,
crossing a bridge?
There are signs, Schwag.
- [Schwag] And what does
that sign say, Frank, huh? [clock chiming]
- [Frank] Terminal Island.
The end of the line. [clock chiming]
[clock chiming] [dramatic music]
- [Schwag] You gotta hand it to Jesse,
even in failure, he's brilliant.
Terminal Island, for a dead hearse.
[dramatic music]
Frank, it looks like
the last mile, the last hurrah
of a long ride for the Grim Ripper.
[dramatic music]
[engine roaring]
- [Frank] Jesse's parked the tow rig
under a huge crane, Schwag.
What's the deal?
- [Schwag] I don't know, Frank,
but those don't look like
the jaws of life to me.
[dramatic rock music] [truck beeping]
- [Frank] The moon is full
and the funeral is about to begin.
- [Schwag] You can just break it.
[Jesse whistling] Yeah, break it, Jesse,
break it, break it. - Schwag.
- Break it. - That giant claw
is heading right for the hearse.
This may get ugly.
- [Schwag] It looks like the crane operator
is gently easing down
that monster claw
to pick up the hearse
and deliver it
to its final resting place.
- [Frank] It sure does, Schwag.
It's shaping up to be a very
distinguished service indeed.
[dramatic rock music] [truck engine roaring]
[hearse crunching]
- [Schwag] Frank, that hurts.
[dramatic rock music] [hearse crunching]
Look at that crank go.
[dramatic rock music] [hearse crunching]
Ouch! Now we're talking.
[dramatic rock music]
[truck beeping]
Hey, wait a minute, Frank.
What's happening?
Oh, no!
He's heading for the auto shredder.
Tell it folks at home
what the auto shredder's all about.
- [Frank] The auto shredder,
weighing in at 72 tons.
This machine is three stories
worth of doom and destruction.
It can turn an entire car
into cottage cheese
in seven seconds.
[dramatic rock music]
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
♪ It's 75
- [Schwag] It just hit me, Frank.
This is no funeral,
it's an execution.
- [Frank] Jesse sure doesn't
look like he's mourning
the loss of a friend there, Schwaggy.
- [Schwag] You've heard him say it before.
He hates failing.
And if the head mechanic
at the Monster Garage
misses a deadline,
you can bet he's taking
someone down with him, Frank.
- [Frank] That's it, Schwag.
There's no escape now.
The hearse is on the
conveyor belt to hell.
This vehicle really will be
gone in 60 seconds.
[dramatic rock music]
♪ Did you coat your teeth
♪ Did you figure your little life out ♪
♪ Boom, boom
- [Schwag] But wait a minute, Frank.
The Ripper is stuck.
Is she too much
for the car shredder to swallow?
- [Frank] This car has fought Jesse
every step of the way.
- [Schwag] The hearse is going nowhere fast.
But wait, Frank.
They are dropping engine blocks
onto the conveyor belt
to try and give the Grim Ripper
a shoving to the abyss.
- [Frank] The grimy mass of motors
attacks the hearse like a swarm
of satanic k*ller bees.
[dramatic rock music]
Look at the smoke rising
from the top of that
car shredder, Schwag.
- [Schwag] And Jesse James,
fed up with his week long ordeal
with the stubborn Grim Ripper,
has turned his back
on the both of them.
- [Frank] And there goes the hearse.
[dramatic rock music]
♪ Boom, boom
[car shredder exploding]
- [Schwag] You gotta be kidding me.
- [Frank] Oh my God!
Can you believe it?
The ground is shaking
like an earthquake.
- [Schwag] Look at the view
from the shredder cam,
mounted inside the tower.
Complete carnage.
Now Frank, that is what I call
a Long Beach style barbecue.
- [Frank] Flames are sh**ting
[car shredder exploding]
Amazing, Schwag.
Let's see that again.
♪ Boom, boom
[car shredder exploding]
- [Schwag] Look at that man.
He didn't even flinch.
Frank, he's got nerves of steel,
he's got the mind of Buddha,
He's Jesse James.
- [Frank] Just look at the devastation.
There is no piece of the Grim Ripper
left that's bigger than your fist.
[dramatic rock music]
- [Schwag] The horse may be shredded
and cremated, but its memory
will live on in the mind of Jesse James
for a good long time,
maybe forever.
There's no time for hearses curses,
prayers or pallbearers.
Jesse's got death to cheat,
taxes to pay,
sparks the fly,
metal to burn.
The next Monster Garage Challenge
is just around the bend.
[dramatic rock music]
[rock music]
♪ Monster, Monster Garage
♪ Hey
♪ Monster, Monster Garage
♪ Hey, hey
♪ Monster, Monster Garage
♪ Hey
♪ Monster, Monster Garage
♪ Hey, hey
♪ Monster, Monster Garage
♪ Hey
♪ Monster, Monster Garage
♪ Hey, hey
♪ Monster, Monster Garage
♪ Monster, Monster Garage
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music]
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02x03 - Hearse Car Crusher
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A team of five people with mechanical, fabricating, or modifying expertise was assembled to modify a vehicle into a "monster machine."
A team of five people with mechanical, fabricating, or modifying expertise was assembled to modify a vehicle into a "monster machine."