03x06 - The First Ring

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Dumb Macaque. Dumb desert.

Not blaming you or anything, MK.

You know what? I can't even
at you right now, Mei.

Don't worry, g*ng.

We just have to keep moving
forever and ever

until we're...

Noodle boy.

Ah, that's the good stuff.

You're welcome, by the way.

Thanks, Red Boy. You the man.

It's Red Son!

I should have just left you
to the vultures.

Yo!

Your new crib is tight.

Tight! Tight! Tight!

Very nice acoustics too.

Would you stop being so annoying?

You three aren't even supposed to be here,

so I'd appreciate if you finished up
and went about whatever obnoxious business

you were in the middle of

before I saved
your pathetic, meaningless lives.

On it, boss. Your wish is our demand.

What were you noodle brains
doing out there anyway?

Looking for the Samadhi Fire.

The Samadhi what?

The little thief returns.

Yo! Daddy! I mean, Demon Daddy.

I mean, Mr. Bull King, sir.

We... we still cool, right?

Father. You're back earlier
than I expected.

I was expecting a banquet.

I wasn't expecting company.

Oh, this is so awkward.

I trust you realize our little truce
is, at best, a fragile thing.

So, tell me, why precisely
have you intruded upon our dinner plans?

They're looking for the Samadhi Fire.

What?

I see you've heard of it.

I can only assume the Great Sage
has sent you on this moronic quest.

That flame is one of the most
dangerous weapons in existence.

What reason would Sun Wukong have to--

The Lady Bone Demon.

We need it to defeat her.
She's an ancient--

I know what she is.

Then you know that we need
the fire to stop her.

What exactly do you know
of the Samadhi Fire?

Well, we know that it's...

Well, it's super powerful.

And that it was split into three
and hid in super special rings.

And that reforging it
could destroy all life as we know it.

But you know nothing of its origin?

Typical Sun Wukong.
Revealing only the information he chooses.

Well, if you guys know so much,
then you tell us.

What don't we know?

That the Samadhi Fire was created

by our own son.

Following.

Mother?

When Red Son was born, he appeared
to be the same as any other demonic child,

a promising addition
to the Demon Bull family.

Too promising.

As he grew, his power became unstable.

Even with our combined might,
we could not control him.

Reluctantly...

We were given no option

but to remove this power.

Our bodies were deemed
the most likely to survive

separating the fire from the child.

It took our combined forces
to split the flame into three pieces,

sealing their power.

Together, we swore to keep the rings
hidden for all eternity.

So, you can see
that it would be impossible

for fools such as yourselves
to control that power

if even the spawn
of the Demon Bull King himself could not.

I mean, I'm the Monkie Kid, remember?

We've pulled off
all sorts of crazy stuff before.

There ain't nothing we can't do
if we do it as a team.

-Yeah!
-That's right.

Let me go, noodle brain!

Well, I for one think that's
quite enough story time for one day.

Come on, my love,

I do believe that little baking show
you like is about to start.

Coming, dear.

So, I guess you three
will be heading off about now then.

What the...

Oh, well, actually,
this whole area is surrounded by lava pits

and it's pretty dark out, right, Sandy?

Yeah. We could fall right on in and...

You get me?

Will that be all then?

It's a bit cold.

An extra blanket would be good.

Wha... You're not serious?

I suppose you'll be wanting
some warm milk while you're at it?

Gee, that'd be swell. Thanks, friend.

-I can't believe I'm doing this.
-Thank you!

This is our chance.

All right, so, DBK obviously just kept
his ring like the jerk he is,

and it's been under his nose
this whole time.

All right, then,
what's the plan, Monkey Man?

Under cover of darkness,

I'll infiltrate DBK's fortress,
bypass his security systems,

sneak into his bedroom
and snatch that nose ring.

Meanwhile, Mei, Sandy,
you'll find us a getaway vehicle

and we'll be home free, ring in hand.

Then, find the other two,
beat the Lady Bone Demon

and save the world from total destruction!

Okay, any questions?

-Nope! Sounds like a good plan, MK.
-Flawless.

Perfect.

What? Oh, no.

I guess that's that then.

Guess we better go home,
give up, we're done.

Wait, look!

I got this.

I trained my whole life for this moment.

Yeah, Sandy, you got this.

A little help?

What are you doing?

We were just...

Dragon Horse Girl sneak attack!

-Success!
-Yeah!

What is that thing I always say?

Cooking is life and life is cooking.

-"Life is cooking."
-Tune in next week when I teach you...

Butt-rope.

All right, here comes Spider-Kid.

Coming for that big old nose ring
of Samadhi.

Sorry, I'ma just... Yoink!

I got it! I got the ring!

Guys!

Yo, yo, Mei! What's the plan here, bro?

Here comes White Horse Dragon Girl Kid!

-Oh, yeah!
-Awesome!

They escaped with the ring then?

Indeed.

The Monkey King has doomed us all.

Perhaps.

How did they even sneak a racecar in here?

Those little...

Our very first ring!

Just wait till the other guys see this.

MK!

MK?

-You found the first ring!
-Guys!

Mo! Pigsy! Tangy!

All right. Leggo!