02x08 - To Catch a Leaf

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♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪

♪♪ Familiar tales
New adventures ♪♪

♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪

♪♪ The powers of the king
Rest in his hands ♪♪

♪♪ When evil surrounds him
He'll rise up against them ♪♪

♪♪ And show them
Who's the Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ His staff out in his grasp
His friends watching his back ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause he's
the Monkie Kid! ♪♪

Oh!

Ugh! This is the worst case
of hiccups I've ever seen!

How'd it happen?

So remember how you told MK

not to enter
that beef ball eating contest?

-Under no circumstances, yeah.

Five hundred beef ba*ls
in five minutes!

Yeah, boy!

Yeah, we think
they might have been cursed.

-So good though.

MK, of all the thoughtless
adventure set ups

you could think of,
this takes the cake!

We tried everything!

I tried rubbing his belly,
giving him a good scare,

and hitting
all his pressure points

but nothing worked!

Oh, oh, Mr. Tang, you gotta know
some ancient techniques

for, uh, food poisoning curses,
right?

Right, noodle guy? Huh? Huh?

I find when I'm not feeling
so hot

a special brew of tea
perks me right up!

Oh, Sandy is in this one, I see.

Uh, Sandy, something tells me
that a bit of loose leaf

ain't gonna help us
in this particular scenario!

Don't underestimate the power
of the tea leaves!

Besides, I'm not talking
about any old tea.

I'm talking about
tea made from the leaf

of the wild Crimson Jimsonweed.

An ancient and powerful flower

said to have influence
over mortality itself!

In the wrong hands? Deadly.

In the right ones? Deadlier.

Uh, we're not trying
to k*ll him, Sandy.

We just wanna cure his hiccups.

Cure, k*ll,
you say potato, I say potato.

However, the Crimson Jimsonweed

only grows in the mystic jungle
of the Emerald Lynx.

-So who's gonna get it?

What? No, no, no, no, no!

I'm strictly a "water adventure"
kinda guy.

MK's life is at stake.

I'll do it! For my friends!

Hmm, Crimson Jimsonweed
produces just one flower

and blooms only under the glow
of a crimson moon.

That's tonight!

By the gods of plot convenience!
Let's go!

Okay, bye, Sandy!

Ah! Could this day
be any more perfect?

Oh, why hello, little friend!
Hmm, hmm...

Huh?

Well, well,
what have we got here?

Ahh!

Hmm...

Good day to you!

-Ha!

-Huh?

Yip!

Huh?

Huh?

-Huh?

Aww, go ahead, little guys!

I couldn't eat all of this
if I tried!

Whoa!

Whoa! The Crimson Jimsonweed!

Now to get this back to MK.

Actually,
I had a different idea.

Now, big guy,

how about you hand over
that pretty, pretty, flower?

Uh, no.

This is for my friend, see,

-he's not doing so...

Is this guy for real?

Huh?

I love it when they run.

MK, just hold on
a little longer!

And Tang, to you,

I leave my Kung Foo
Monkey Cop collection,

so you have something
to remember me by.

Oh, sweet, sweet MK!

The kid ain't dying, you morons!

What is taking Sandy so long?

Come on, don't you
wanna stick around for a fight?

Guess those big muscles
are just for show!

Past the sleeping panda rock.

Cross winding serpents stream.

Turn left
at the marker I left...

Trying to find
your way back, gentle giant?

Might be hard without these!

Oh! Not good!

So, what's your deal, big guy?

A frame like that,
now that's a warrior's build!

I heard people talking
about how you used to be

a ruthless fighter
back in the day!

-I'm not like that anymore!

How, how about
we talk things over, eh?

I have this nice
chamomile tea blend that--

I have a better idea.

Ha!

Ooh, that one hurt, didn't it?

Come on, I wanna see
you go crazy on me!

Seriously? Nothing?

What is with you?

-All that potential wasted...

...being that little chimp's
errand boy.

Well, you did save me the hassle

of trying to track
this thing down myself,

so, for that, I gotta thank you.

You guys keep doing that.

You're making
this whole endeavor

-real easy for me.

Hurting others isn't a measure
of one's strength.

It took me a really long time
to realize that.

Ugh, here we go.

As long as I'm doing something
to help out a friend,

I don't mind what it is.

I just wanna be there for them
when they need me!

Uh-huh, whatever you say, blue.

'Cause at the end of the day,
helping my friends...

...is more important
than anything else in the world!

But why do you do it, huh?

Why are you her errand boy?

I'm no one's errand boy!

How did you...

An enemy is just a friend
you haven't won over yet

and like I say,
there is no problem

that can't be overcome
by a good cup of tea.

Ugh! Damn thing!

Huh? No, no. Wait!

So long, butterfly.

Huh?

All it took
to bring out the beast

was smacking around some
of your woodland friends, ey?

We doing this?

Or you gonna brew me
another cuppa?

Argh!

Huh?

What's wrong?
Isn't this what you wanted?

Let me show you why I promised

never to fight again!

-Leave this place.

-Anything?

No hiccups!
Oh, this tea really does work.

Ahh, thanks, Sandy!
You're the best!

-Anytime, kid.

I still don't understand

why that spider
wanted that flower.

You think Spider Queen

ate cursed beef ba*ls too?

Oh, man, I could so go
for more of those right now.

I doubt it.

Oh, okay then, smart guy,
you tell us why

those spider g*ons
were after it then!

Or are those glasses
just for show?

They're prescription
I'll have you know!

This is all you managed
to retrieve?

Uh, yes, my Lady.

No matter. This should suffice.

-That will be all, Huntsman.
-Eh? Uh...

-Was there something else?
-Uh, nothing.

Uh, well, I was, um...

Why am I doing all this for you?

You're only asking this now?

Because that is your role
to play in this game.

For the Queen?

Oh...