02x02 - Dumpling Destruction

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♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪

♪♪ Familiar tales
New adventures ♪♪

♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪

♪♪ The powers of the king
Rest in his hands ♪♪

♪♪ When evil surrounds him
He'll rise up against them ♪♪

♪♪ And show them
Who's the Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪

♪♪ His friends watching
His back ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause he's
the Monkie Kid! ♪♪

-Mei, would you--

Hey! Cut it out!
At least get my good side!

No!

-Huh?
-Hey! Yo, bud!

Can you hear me? Hello?

- Monkey King to Monkie Kid?
-You feeling all right, Kid?

Monkey King?

Hey! There you are, bud!

-Oh, good, you're not dead yet.

That's a relief!

"Dead"? Wh-- what?

What's happening to me?

Is this what dying is like?

Pfft! Relax. A little
telepathic communication

never hurt anybody.

I think...

-I heard that!
-Anyway, everything is fine!

Well... mostly fine.

So, listen,
we got a bit of a problem.

-Uh...
-What is that?

-Is that...
-A giant dumpling?

As delicious as it is...
terrifying!

So, yeah. Me and the boys
got into a bit of a food fight

up here in the Celestial Realm.

Anyway, long story short,

I need you to handle the
tiny-itty-bitty giant dumpling

before it falls to Earth
and destroys everything.

What? How am I supposed
to do that?

Ahh, you're a smart guy,
you'll figure it out!

I've probably got something
that can help back at my place.

Anyway, I gotta go!

Believe in yourself
and you can do anything.

Okay, bye!

Wait but I--

Now, where were we?

-Oh, yeah.

I think you were gonna tell me
a little something about this...

Right?

And do yourself a favor.

Don't drop any more food.

All right.

This will undoubtedly be
our most perilous mission

of all time.

A journey to the room

where Monkey King keeps
all his junk to find something

to stop a Celestial Dumpling
from destroying the world.

-And there's only one person

with the smarts, the bravery,
and the heroically awesome hair

to be my wing-man

on this mission
of certain death.

I mean, it's me, right?

-Well, I mean obviously.

You're kidding, right?

I kid you not,
my sweet, sweet Pigsy!

Mr. Tang and I are the experts
on Monkey King.

So, yeah. This makes sense.

MK, this is so obviously
a mission for just you and me!

I even got a sweet new jet!

-Huh?

-Sorry, Mei!

Can't hear you
on my awesome new hoverbike!

Ours was the action movie
match up of the century

and you know it!

Why are you letting him drive?

You'll wanna hang a left

and land up at the top
of the mountain!

Hmph, I'm pretty sure
I know how to fly

a futuristic hoverbike.

-Ah, Mr. Tang?

Mr. Tang! I said the top!

Like I said,
I know how to "fly".

Anyway, I presume it's this way?

You know, I'm starting to think

maybe I should have
brought Mei--

Oh, pfft! Don't be silly!

Who else would know
the difference between

The Legendary Trishula

and your average
Nine Dragon trident!

Come now! Onward
to the peak of Mount Huaguo!

That's where Monkey king's
cave is, by the way.

It's close. I can smell it.

It's never easy.

Why, thank you, my young friend.

I thought we were done for
back there

when my weak ankles
began to give me trouble!

h*-h*-h*!

Yeah. At the bottom
of the steps.

Well, childhood injuries

do pick rather convenient times

to flair up again, do they not?

Whoa...

Shuilian Cave.

That's the name
of the Monkey Kings ca--

Yeah, I know...

Ah... yes.

I thought that might happen.

Only the Monkey King

can get through
the magical barrier.

But also me.
Because, I'm the Monkie Kid!

Hmm...

Whoa...

So, what do you think
we should be looking for?

Like a magic crossbow
or a cannon or--

-A vase.
-Come again?

That dumpling looks to be
more of a Guan Tang Jiao.

Meaning it is potentially filled

with some kind
of delicious soup.

Simply blasting it won't do.

And a vase
is going to help... how?

Legends say, Monkey King
sought help from Guanyin,

to defeat a demon,
I don't remember the name of.

She used a vase
that contained pure water.

Enough to flood
a whole mountain range.

It seems logical

that we should use
that to suck up the soup

and save the world
from third-degree burns!

Sounds good enough to me!

We can probably find that

with all Monkey King's
other junk.

Behind this giant door

I have never even
noticed before.

That's the Legendary Demon
Revealing Mirror!

Oh, and the Fire Tipped Spear!

And...

Monkey Cop Limited Edition


This could take a while.

Yeah. Well, we don't have
a while so get digging!

Hmm?

Huh?

Ooh...

Hi-yah!

He just looked tiny
'cause he was far away!

Huh?

Huh?

Oh...

Hmm?

-MK!

I can't find the vase anywhere!

Ugh! Do I have to do everything?

There! That crate
is full of them!

Why didn't you do that sooner?

Because I forgot I could, okay?

I can smell
your fear, boy.

It's my conditioner!

Ooh.

-Tang! Hurry!

Ooh!

Yeah, I think
I can make this work.

Time is running out,
little chimp!

You know if we don't stop
that dumpling,

you die too, right?

Huh?

Oh-- Yeah!

And there is more
where that came from.

Now, get out of here
and let us save the world!

You know, you've got a point.

How about a truce,
just this one time?

-What?
-What kind of villain are you?

The kind who's got bigger plans
than getting boiled to death

by the dumpling soup.

Until next time, Monkie Boy.

-Hey! He's a Monkie Man!

This is the greatest
team-up ever.

That thing is awesome!

We should use that to blast
the dumpling into bits!

-Oh, yeah, right the soup.

This is it! The legendary vase
which will save the--

No, wait. Hold on.

Yeah, that's it. That's the guy.

Then, let's go!

-Huh?
-Guys!

-Oh.
-Did you find something

to stop this thing?

Sure! I mean... maybe?

I don't know?

Okay, Tang. The vase!

Vase? Why didn't you grab
a magic crossbow

or a cannon or--

-'Cause if the dumpling
-In the event the dumpling

-is a Guan Tang Jiao--
-is full of hot sou--

-I said that 'cause that's
-Ah, you said the thing

-what you said earlier!
-I said

Would you, morons, hurry up?

Hmm!

Ha!

-Huh?

-Hmm!

Huh?

So... Did it wor--

Sometimes, all you can do
is your best.

We probably
should have grabbed

a few more vases, hmm.

Yeah.

Probably.

My Queen...

Well? Did you get it?

One Demon Revealing Mirror.

May I?