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01x08 - Skeleton Key

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lego Monkie Kid". Aired: May 30, 2020 – present.*
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Animated television series inspired by the Monkey King and Journey to the West.

01x08 - Skeleton Key

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[theme music]

♪♪ Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ Familiar Tales ♪♪

♪♪ New Adventures ♪♪

♪♪ Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ The powers of the King ♪♪

♪♪ Grasped in his hands ♪♪

♪♪ When evil surrounds him ♪♪

♪♪ He rise up against them ♪♪

♪♪ And show them who's
The Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪

♪♪ His friends
watching his back ♪♪

♪♪ Cause he's the Monkie Kid ♪♪

[machines whirring]

-[splashes]
-[sizzling]

-[metal clanking]
-[zapping]

[clank]

[hissing]

[blasts]

[screaming]

Hmm...

[breathing heavily]

[chuckling]

[indistinct whisper]

[spooky music]

[indistinct whisper]

Finally.

[growling]

[indistinct whisper]

[roars]

[grunting, punching]

Another infernal obstacle

keeping me from my destiny.

-[expl*si*n]
-[screaming]

Patience, my love.

I've been patient long enough.

-I need that power!
-[gasps]

[grunting]

The power that crafted this tomb

is beyond my skill.

Without an artifact
of equal strength,

there's nothing we can do.

We're locked out.

Not for long!

[Red Son] All we need is a key!

And look what I found.

Thank you for
this amazing turnout!

Woohoo!

Let's hear it for Monkie Kid!

Hero of the city!

As Mayor,

I hereby give Monkie Kid

the key to our fair city.

[whoosh]

Um...

Uh, what does
this key do, exactly?

Oh. You'll love this.

It has the power to open
anything.

Ooh, anything?

Like a pet shop
full of puppies?

Yes!

Or the door to a lion's cage.

Or an orphan's piggy bank.

[Mayor] An imprisoned
mystic power source.

Or whatever you like!
[chuckles]

Today, you can do no wrong.

You've got my permission.

'Cause I'm the mayor.
[menacing laugh]

-[pops]
-Huh?

I'm starting to think...

that's maybe not the mayor.

[MK] Wow.

A key that can open anything.

[metal clanging]

You ready for this?

[laughs]

Ha!

[upbeat music]

[game fail tone]

[groans]

[shimmering]

-Yes! Yes. Yes. Yes!
-Woohoo! Yeah!

[laughs]

[door buzzing]

-[dogs barking]
-[MK chuckles]

-[roars]
-[both scream]

[laughing]

[loud music blaring]

-[laughing]
-[water flowing]

Woohoo!

-[pins breaking]
-Ye-hah!

Woohoo!

-[cameras clicking]
-Ha ha!

Huh? Hmm..

-[shimmering]
-[gasps]

[zaps]

[grunts]

Mei! Mei!

Okay. Hear me out!

We knew the key could
magically unlock anything.

But maybe...

it can also magically lock
anything too!

You've literally just described

all keys.

Sure, yeah, fine!

But do you know what this means?

Having this key, this power...

it's so much responsibility.

But I know what we need to do.

-[Pigsy humming]
-[keys jangling]

[door rattling]

What the...?

-[banging, cracking]
-Oh my back!

-[grunting]
-[crashes]

[grunting, groaning]

-[knocking]
-Let me in.

Let me in!

Who's in there!

Let me into my noodle store!

-[Pigsy cries]
-[Mei and MK laughing]

[laughing]

Ah, I wish we had this key
all the time.

I don't think I've had
this much fun...

in...

forever!

[flames roar]

[blasts]

-[screams]
-[thuds]

-[groans]
-[crashing]

[metal clanks]

-[flames roar]
-[chuckles]

Noodle boy!

Finally!

What are you doing in
MK's house?

You better not have
touched my stuff!

[Red Son grunts]
Do you know how long

I've been waiting here for you?

Your house is...

depressing!

I almost feel bad

taking things from you.

But... I am going to need
that magic key.

Ee-Yoink!
[chuckles]

So long, Noodle Boy!

[menacing laugh]

[engine revving]

Oh no! The key!

[whistles]

[motorcycle revving]

[skidding]

[zooming]

Wait... for me...

"No, Mei, it's all good.

I definitely don't want a ride.

It's totally fine."

-[whizzing past]
-[zapping]

-[expl*si*n]
-[screams]

-[grunts]
-Oh no!

[grumbles]
No!

[zapping]

-[groans]
-[zapping]

-[slashing]
-[skidding]

Can't you and your little
peasant friends

let me plot in peace?

Just one time!

[chuckling]
Red flames are cool!

Wanna see some green ones?

[Red Son] What? Uh...

[MK grunting]

-Uh...
-[key clanks]

Ah...
[screaming]

[somber music]

I know it's been a short time.

But, darling...

nothing could ever stand
in the way of our love.

Except for a giant staff
headed our way!

-[metal clanks]
-[screams]

-[screams]
-[grunts]

[expl*si*n]

-[metal clanks]
-Sorry!

[man] It's okay.

As long as nobody got hurt.

-[expl*si*n]
-Woah!

[upbeat music]

-[skidding]
-[grunts]

[Red Son] Stop wriggling!

[Mei] Does it get boring?

Us beating you all the time?

You know we're gonna get
that key back, right?

[grunting]

[keypad beeping]

[engine revving]

Woah!

[tires screeching]

[expl*si*n]

So long,

"Dragon Horse Girl!

[laughing]

Here's a tip.

Next time, pick one animal,

-and...
-[grunts]

-[punching]
-[grunting]

[groans]

So, looks like you've reached
the end of the line, Red Son.

What were you even gonna do
with this thing anyway?

Why spoil the surprise?

Now hand the key over

and quit wasting my time.

-Hmm...
-[twirling]

[grunting]

-[grunting]
-[swords clashing]

-[thuds]
-[groans]

[key clanking]

[gasps, grunts]

Come, Red Son.

We have things to do.

Thanks for the key, Losers!

Hmm...

[rattling, slams]

Did they get away with the key?

[thuds]

Yeah...

But what
I can't figure out is...

why?

A key that can open any door
is incredibly dangerous.

We have to keep our guard up.

[gongs]

[shimmering]

[clanking]

[disembodied whispering]

[ominous music]

[creaking]

[breaks]

[blasts]

[wind blowing]

[grunting]

[suspenseful music]

[shimmering]

[doors opening]

[menacing whisper]

[grunts]

Bones?

It's just...

bones?

[disembodied voice]
Freedom...

[panicking grunt]

[menacing hiss]

[grunting]

-[whistle]
-Huh?

[ominous music]

[menacing laugh]

-[rumbling]
-[menacing laugh]

[disembodied whispers]
Freedom.

[closing theme music]